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Cannibalism in national parks???

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Sam Minewire

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Apr 5, 2009, 9:00:32 PM4/5/09
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I heard that there are cannibals in the national parks
who kill, butcher and eat people.

Is that true or is it just an urban legend???

Ron Recer

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Apr 5, 2009, 9:08:23 PM4/5/09
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"Sam Minewire" <inges...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>I heard that there are cannibals in the national parks
> who kill, butcher and eat people.
>
> Is that true or is it just an urban legend???

Of course it is true. It happens all the time. Don't you ever watch the
news?

Ron


Charlie Choc

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Apr 6, 2009, 9:33:04 AM4/6/09
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On Sun, 5 Apr 2009 18:00:32 -0700 (PDT), Sam Minewire <inges...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>I heard that there are cannibals in the national parks
>who kill, butcher and eat people.
>
>Is that true or is it just an urban legend???

It's true. In fact, it has gotten so bad in some parks they're thinking of
banning A-1 sauce.
--
Charlie...
http://www.chocphoto.com

Kimberley Stoopnikoff

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Apr 7, 2009, 12:50:00 PM4/7/09
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I think it is just an urban legend designed to keep the children close
to the parents and to the campsite

D_Frum...@ndersnat.ch

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Apr 7, 2009, 4:50:56 PM4/7/09
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You've heard of KFC, right? Probably thought it stands for Kentucky
Fried CHICKEN, right?
No, no, the secret meaning of KFC (big conspiracy to hide this, of
course) is Kentucky Fried CHILDREN.


GD&R,
Bill

__o | I am glad I will not be young in a future
_`\(,_ | without wilderness.
(_)/ (_) | - Aldo Leopold

rtavi

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Jul 20, 2009, 11:20:26 PM7/20/09
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<D_Frum...@ndersnat.ch> wrote in message
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> In rec.outdoors.national-parks Sam Minewire <inges...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> I heard that there are cannibals in the national parks
>> who kill, butcher and eat people.
>
>> Is that true or is it just an urban legend???
>
> Yeah but the odds of them getting you are very small. I suggest a safe
> campground like Moraine in RMNP --Albert C. Packer, Colorado

"mcdonaldREMOVE TO...@scs.uiuc.edu

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Jul 21, 2009, 8:41:53 AM7/21/09
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really? should I visit?

Alferd Packer

D_Frum...@ndersnat.ch

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Jul 24, 2009, 6:30:46 PM7/24/09
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In rec.outdoors.national-parks rtavi <mycrof...@gmail.com> wrote:

> <D_Frum...@ndersnat.ch> wrote in message
> news:grgebg$8r2$5...@news.xmission.com...
> > In rec.outdoors.national-parks Sam Minewire <inges...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> I heard that there are cannibals in the national parks
> >> who kill, butcher and eat people.
> >
> >> Is that true or is it just an urban legend???

Not entirely true. Last year I was killed twice but only eaten once.


Bill

__o | Si hoc legere scis,
_`\(,_ | nimium eruditionis habes.
(_)/ (_) |

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