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Mar 26, 2013, 7:05:13 AM3/26/13
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< HOLY MACKEREL
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< CAMBRIDGE, England (Rueters) --
Sorry, folks, The Great Debate has been
cancelled.
<
It would've pitted one Ed Conrad
against the great Stephen Hawking, the
world-famous theoretical physicist and
cosmologist, to answer the time-honored
question: IS THERE A GOD?
<
The TV debate had been scheduled
as a two-hour special on Piers Morgan
Live for 9 p.m. July 4 but now, sadly,
it's NO GO.
<
Piers has revealed that Hawking,
in a telephone message from the U.K.
this morning, apparently has finally
come to his senses and agrees THERE
IS A GOD, AFTER ALL.
<
Here's the telephonic message that
Pierre found on his answering machine.
<
http://www.elihu.envy.nu/NeoPics/Sounds/Hawking1.wav
<
Therefore, the debate would be useless
since Steve and Ed are now on the same
wave length, with Ed obviously the
winner and still champion .
<
WHY STEVE UNDOUBTEDLY CHANGED HIS TUNE
<
http://www.edconrad.org
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
<
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF ED CONRAD BEATING A DEAD HORSE
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http://likethedew.com/img/beating-a-dead-horse.gif
<
GOOD GOD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
<
http://www.edconrad.com
<
==================
<
The following have been seen on bended knees,
apologizing for their shitload of sins.
<
THE Howard Stern
Anderson Cooper
President Merkin Muffley
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Lady Gaga
Judi Arias
Merrill Lynch
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Gerald "Jerry" Sandusky
Billo Reilly
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Mary Poppins
Glenn Beck
Papa John's Pizza
Sean "Ins" Hannity
G. Willikers
John Dillinger
Darwin's great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
Larry "STILL THE" King
Penn State University
60 Minutes
The Durango Kid
Harvard University
Immanuel Velikovsky
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origins
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Philip Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mike Tyson
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
Woody Allen
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oil
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
Betty Grable
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
British Petroleum BP
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Michele Malkin
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Elvis the Pelvis and his brother Enos
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins -- David Iain Greig moderator
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
Humprey Bogart
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
Brad Guth
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
Lin Liangtai
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Flash Gordon
sci.med.pathology
Boris Karloff
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Stephen Hawking
Warner Brothers
True-TV
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Pope John XXIII
Alexander Emmanuel "A-Rod" Rodriguez
Donald Rumsfeld
The History Channel
American Society of Primatologists
Orly Taitz
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Staff of TMZ
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Lady GaGa
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Roseanna Roseannadanna
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
National Enquirer
The Stooge Brothers (all 3 of us)
New York Daily News
New York Post
Newark Star-Ledger
New York Daily Mirror
Newsday
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Philadephia Inquirer
The Nation
Walmart
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
Deepwater Horizon
The View
National Enquirer
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson
==============================
< HOLY MACKEREL
==============================
<
< CAMBRIDGE, England (Rueters) --
Sorry, folks, The Great Debate has been
cancelled.
<
It would've pitted one Ed Conrad
against the great Stephen Hawking, the
world-famous theoretical physicist and
cosmologist, to answer the time-honored
question: IS THERE A GOD?
<
The TV debate had been scheduled
as a two-hour special on Piers Morgan
Live for 9 p.m. July 4 but now, sadly,
it's NO GO.
<
Piers has revealed that Hawking,
in a telephone message from the U.K.
this morning, apparently has finally
come to his senses and agrees THERE
IS A GOD, AFTER ALL.
<
Here's the telephonic message that
Pierre found on his answering machine.
<
http://www.elihu.envy.nu/NeoPics/Sounds/Hawking1.wav
<
Therefore, the debate would be useless
since Steve and Ed are now on the same
wave length, with Ed obviously the
winner and still champion .
<
WHY STEVE UNDOUBTEDLY CHANGED HIS TUNE
<
http://www.edconrad.org
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
<
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF ED CONRAD BEATING A DEAD HORSE
<
http://likethedew.com/img/beating-a-dead-horse.gif
<
GOOD GOD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
<
http://www.edconrad.com
<
==================
<
The following have been seen on bended knees,
apologizing for their shitload of sins.
<
THE Howard Stern
Anderson Cooper
President Merkin Muffley
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Lady Gaga
Judi Arias
Merrill Lynch
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Gerald "Jerry" Sandusky
Billo Reilly
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Mary Poppins
Glenn Beck
Papa John's Pizza
Sean "Ins" Hannity
G. Willikers
John Dillinger
Darwin's great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
Larry "STILL THE" King
Penn State University
60 Minutes
The Durango Kid
Harvard University
Immanuel Velikovsky
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origins
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Philip Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mike Tyson
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
Woody Allen
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oil
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
Betty Grable
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
British Petroleum BP
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Michele Malkin
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Elvis the Pelvis and his brother Enos
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins -- David Iain Greig moderator
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
Humprey Bogart
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
Brad Guth
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
Lin Liangtai
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Flash Gordon
sci.med.pathology
Boris Karloff
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Stephen Hawking
Warner Brothers
True-TV
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Pope John XXIII
Alexander Emmanuel "A-Rod" Rodriguez
Donald Rumsfeld
The History Channel
American Society of Primatologists
Orly Taitz
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Staff of TMZ
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Lady GaGa
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Roseanna Roseannadanna
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
National Enquirer
The Stooge Brothers (all 3 of us)
New York Daily News
New York Post
Newark Star-Ledger
New York Daily Mirror
Newsday
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Philadephia Inquirer
The Nation
Walmart
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
Deepwater Horizon
The View
National Enquirer
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson
Mr. B1ack
Mar 26, 2013, 8:33:00 AM3/26/13
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On Tue, 26 Mar 2013 04:05:13 -0700 (PDT), Ed Conrad
<gone.ba...@gmail.com> wrote:
><
>==============================
>< HOLY MACKEREL
>==============================
><
>< CAMBRIDGE, England (Rueters) --
>Sorry, folks, The Great Debate has been
>cancelled.
><
> It would've pitted one Ed Conrad
>against the great Stephen Hawking, the
>world-famous theoretical physicist and
>cosmologist, to answer the time-honored
>question: IS THERE A GOD?
Oh, well that's easy. The answer is "No".
<gone.ba...@gmail.com> wrote:
><
>==============================
>< HOLY MACKEREL
>==============================
><
>< CAMBRIDGE, England (Rueters) --
>Sorry, folks, The Great Debate has been
>cancelled.
><
> It would've pitted one Ed Conrad
>against the great Stephen Hawking, the
>world-famous theoretical physicist and
>cosmologist, to answer the time-honored
>question: IS THERE A GOD?
BTW, Steve Hawking does not 'debate' since
he can only manage about five words a minute
on his computer composer thingie.
Secondly, 'debates' are not a mechanism for
finding Truth, only of determining popularity.
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