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Frank Church

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Jan 27, 2012, 5:15:49 PM1/27/12
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had
to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third
guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that
the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said
anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
" What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it
went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or
Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."

Frank Sr.
I lost 110lbs last year, my wife left me. YAY!

Gary Fredrickson

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Jan 28, 2012, 5:53:01 PM1/28/12
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<crickets>

Jason Brower

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Jan 29, 2012, 1:16:30 PM1/29/12
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Lol.

Frank Reid © 2010

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Jan 30, 2012, 9:46:27 AM1/30/12
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Asked my wife if she wanted me to go fishing or organize he quilting
room. I now have a permanent fishing pass.
Frank Reid

Ken Fortenberry

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Jan 31, 2012, 12:15:33 PM1/31/12
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Frank Church wrote:
> Four married guys go fishing.
> <snip>



The bad guys have captured the Lone Ranger, have him naked on the
ground, and are about to shoot him. "Do you have any last wishes??",
one of them asks.

"Bring my horse, Silver, over here.", the Lone Ranger replies.

They grant his wish and over comes Silver. The Lone Ranger whispers
for a moment into Silver's ear. Then Silver disappears over the
horizon like lightning. He returns in just a few seconds with a big,
beautiful woman in the saddle. She hops off Silver, strips naked and
in short order she and the Lone Ranger enjoy themselves to the utmost,
much to the delight of the bad guys.

When they've finished, another bad guy says, "That looked like good
fun. Do you have any other last wishes??"

"Yes ..bring my horse, Silver, over here one more time.", the Long
Ranger replies.

Silver approaches, and the Long Ranger whispers into his ear, "You
idiot! I said bring POSSE!"

--
Ken Fortenberry - still here

Frank Church

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Jan 31, 2012, 2:28:52 PM1/31/12
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Ken Fortenberry <kennethfo...@gmail.com> wrote in news:jg97jk$75l$1
@dont-email.me:

> Frank Church wrote:
>> Four married guys go fishing.
>> <snip>
>
>
>
> The bad guys have captured the Lone Ranger, have him naked on the

Ah, glad to see you're still checking in Kenny, we might revive this dang
thing yet.

Frank Sr.
...well, I can hope..

Ken Fortenberry

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Jan 31, 2012, 2:39:05 PM1/31/12
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Frank Church wrote:
> Ken Fortenberry wrote:
>> Frank Church wrote:
>>> Four married guys go fishing.
>>> <snip>
>> The bad guys have captured the Lone Ranger, have him naked on the
>
> Ah, glad to see you're still checking in Kenny, we might revive this dang
> thing yet.
>
> Frank Sr.
> ...well, I can hope..

Check out Facebook roff. Old dogs *CAN* learn new tricks, ya know. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Frank Church

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Jan 31, 2012, 5:08:46 PM1/31/12
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Ken Fortenberry <kennethfo...@gmail.com> wrote in
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How does one get to roff posts on facebook? Dang, it's hard to leave here
after so many years.

Ken Fortenberry

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Jan 31, 2012, 5:13:49 PM1/31/12
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Frank Church wrote:
> Ken Fortenberry wrote:
>> Check out Facebook roff. Old dogs *CAN* learn new tricks, ya know. ;-)
>
> How does one get to roff posts on facebook? Dang, it's hard to leave here
> after so many years.

On your Facebook Home page you will see a Search bar. Just enter roff
and the first thing you'll see is roff the Group.

See you there.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Giles

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Jan 31, 2012, 8:34:32 PM1/31/12
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On Jan 31, 1:28 pm, Frank Church <fchurc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Ken Fortenberry <kennethfortenbe...@gmail.com> wrote in news:jg97jk$75l$1
Interesting thing, speaking to the dead. Not as interesting as a
dialogue, mind you.....

g.
who, admittedly. scarcely has time or attention enough to spare from
the living.

Giles

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Jan 31, 2012, 8:37:18 PM1/31/12
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On Jan 31, 1:39 pm, Ken Fortenberry <kennethfortenbe...@gmail.com>
wrote:
Thus demonstrating that Mr. Clemens was right about dogs.

g.
whose bark in demonstrably worse than something or other.

Giles

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Jan 31, 2012, 8:40:44 PM1/31/12
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On Jan 31, 4:08 pm, Frank Church <fchurc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Ken Fortenberry <kennethfortenbe...@gmail.com> wrote innews:jg9g0p$1c3$1...@dont-email.me:
>
> > Frank Church wrote:
> >> Ken Fortenberry wrote:
> >>> Frank Church wrote:
> >>>> Four married guys go fishing.
> >>>> <snip>
> >>> The bad guys have captured the Lone Ranger, have him naked on the
>
> >> Ah, glad to see you're still checking in Kenny, we might revive this
> >> dang thing yet.
>
> >> Frank Sr.
> >> ...well, I can hope..
>
> > Check out Facebook roff. Old dogs *CAN* learn new tricks, ya know. ;-)
>
> How does one get to roff posts on facebook?

Close your eyes and wish REAL HARD.

> Dang, it's hard to leave here
> after so many years.

Hm.....you're doing it wrong, I think. Just close your eyes......and
hold your breath for about 23 minutes.

g.
from the "manuals-R-us" desk.

Giles

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Jan 31, 2012, 8:42:49 PM1/31/12
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On Jan 31, 4:13 pm, Ken Fortenberry <kennethfortenbe...@gmail.com>
wrote:
Um......IT'S A COOKBOOK!

g.
who, it should not be necessary to point out, won't be seen there.

JT

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Feb 1, 2012, 5:03:07 PM2/1/12
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"Giles" wrote in message
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Oh... Bummer....

JT

Giles

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Feb 3, 2012, 6:16:14 PM2/3/12
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> JT-

Cookbooks ain't so bad.....as long as you're on the outside looking
in.

g.

ScovilleUnit

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Feb 4, 2012, 10:18:24 PM2/4/12
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"JT" <jeff_cu...@airjunky.com> wrote in
news:4f29b69d$0$75661$815e...@news.qwest.net:
Green Teeth Goules (Or is it Giles?) dosen't want everyone to see
his......."Green Teeth"!!!

HH!


Giles

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Feb 6, 2012, 3:49:30 PM2/6/12
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On Feb 4, 9:18 pm, ScovilleUnit <GhostP...@fire.com> wrote:
> "JT" <jeff_cut_it_...@airjunky.com> wrote innews:4f29b69d$0$75661$815e...@news.qwest.net:
Quod natura non dat Salmantica non praestat

g.

ScovilleUnit

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Feb 9, 2012, 11:59:56 PM2/9/12
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Giles <g_go...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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> On Jan 31, 4:08 pm, Frank Church <fchurc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Ken Fortenberry <kennethfortenbe...@gmail.com> wrote
>> innews:jg9g0p$1c3$1@
> dont-email.me:
>>
>> > Frank Church wrote:
>> >> Ken Fortenberry wrote:
>> >>> Frank Church wrote:
>> >>>> Four married guys go fishing.
>> >>>> <snip>
>> >>> The bad guys have captured the Lone Ranger, have him naked on the
>>
>> >> Ah, glad to see you're still checking in Kenny, we might revive
>> >> this dang thing yet.
>>
>> >> Frank Sr.
>> >> ...well, I can hope..
>>
>> > Check out Facebook roff. Old dogs *CAN* learn new tricks, ya know.
>> > ;-)
>>
>> How does one get to roff posts on facebook?
>
> Close your eyes and wish REAL HARD.
>
>> Dang, it's hard to leave here
>> after so many years.
>
> Hm.....you're doing it wrong, I think. Just close your eyes......and
> hold your breath for about 23 minutes.
>
> g.
> from the "manuals-R-us" desk.
>
>

You Old Witch, green teeth fake!


Giles

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Feb 13, 2012, 5:32:36 PM2/13/12
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On Feb 9, 10:59 pm, ScovilleUnit <GhostP...@fire.com> wrote:
moron.

g.
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