Message from discussion jet skiers

From: "S & C Clark" <swampcla...@sprint.ca>
Subject: Re: jet skiers
Date: 2000/01/15
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Hokey Dinah!!........I can see a new newsgroup on the horizon!
Recreational outdoors fishing, jet skiers.....I like it!
--
            Steve from Stony

Dan Ellison <delli...@intrnet.net> wrote in message
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> > >It's been my experience that a St. Croix 6.5' musky rod, 36 pound
braided
> > >dacron and a 10-12" Bobbie Bait works great for Jet Skiers.  The Bobbie
> > Bait
> > >has the proper aerodynamics for accurate casting and makes a satisfying
> > >WHACK upon contact with the offending machine.  With this rig (hooks
> > removed
> > >to prevent lawsuits
>
> Come on.  Removing the hooks defeats the argument in a couple of ways.
> First, if your hooks are removed then the Je(rk)t skier has a basis to
show
> premeditation since nobody would obviously actually fish with a bait with
no
> hooks.  The truly conservation minded fisherman would replace the nasty
> treble hooks with singles and might even go so far as to de-barb the thing
> just because he doesn't want to inflict any more damage on his
> catch-and-release bounty than necessary.  Second, how are you ever going
to
> land one without a hook?  (hehehehe....)  Another approach is to just fire
> up the big motor and join in the fun.  Bet I can get closer to them than
> they can to me!  Bet they will bail off before I do!  One could even
employ
> the aid of a friend.  With two boats you should be able to corral them and
> run them aground!  The best jetski is the one that has a big hole in the
> hull and a "please recycle me" sign hanging on it.
>
> Maybe there should be a season on them with a point system for limits?
Ten
> with men on them or only one nice young blonde sweetie :)
>
> We shall endevour to percevere to spite them all!
>
> Dan Ellison
> Coalition to Destroy the Kinkaid Lake Jet Ski Resort of Southern Illinois
>
>