Greetings all! Let me start by apologizing for the fact that this isn't
about anything remotely period, however, it does, for some strange reason
seem appropriate to crosspost here.
I found it on rec.humor.funny this morning and I thought it was a riot.
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Date: Mon, 21 Sep 1998 19:30:00 PDT
Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index)
In this section give yourself ONE point for every YES answer.
Grading scale follows questions.
Have you ever :
1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.
In this section give yourself TWO points for every YES answer.
1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.
In this section give yourself THREE points for every YES answer.
1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.
1 - 5 points : Kook Wannabe. Read Grubor's posting history on dejanews.
6 - 10 points : Journeyman Kook. Continue to mimic the real kooks.
11 - 20 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but you HAVE arrived!
21 - 30 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ about
31 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. You have a FAQ.
[Note: originally posted to alt.usenet.kooks by Cipher [at] mindspring.com;
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This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Sep/kat.html
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