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Matthew G. Saroff

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Jan 7, 2010, 5:15:06 PM1/7/10
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You come across a web site of a rather attractive blacksmith, and
you see pictures of her work, which produce filigrees in steel, and your
first though is, "So, what's her armor like?"

http://acidcow.com/pics/6367-the-most-beautiful-smith-in-the-world-32-pics.html

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--Sfi Mordehai ben Yosef Yitzhak, Aka Matthew G. Saroff

This is not the Dream. This is what I do on weekends to have
some fun.

The Dream involves 4 sets of identical twins, 2 gallons of Cool
Whip, 5 quarts of chocolate syrup, 2-1/4 pounds of strawberries,
satin sheets, a magnum of champagne, a trapeze, and a python.
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Chris Zakes

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Jan 7, 2010, 9:54:15 PM1/7/10
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On Thu, 7 Jan 2010 17:15:06 -0500, an orbital mind-control laser
caused "Matthew G. Saroff" <msa...@pobox.com> to write:

> You come across a web site of a rather attractive blacksmith, and
>you see pictures of her work, which produce filigrees in steel, and your
>first though is, "So, what's her armor like?"
>
>http://acidcow.com/pics/6367-the-most-beautiful-smith-in-the-world-32-pics.html

It's certainly pretty, but is it actually *blacksmithing*? It looks
like all her work is done with a cutting torch.

-Tivar Moondragon
Ansteorra

Creationists make it sound as though a "theory" is something you dreamt up after
being drunk all night.

-Isaac Asimov

cpuffer

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Jan 8, 2010, 3:31:52 AM1/8/10
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Well her armour could be cool, at lest in the sense that you would get
good are flow. I have to say a visor by her might be very interesting.

Duncan Forbes


Christophe Bachmann

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Jan 8, 2010, 5:10:00 AM1/8/10
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Le 08/01/2010 09:31, cpuffer a �crit :

> Well her armour could be cool, at lest in the sense that you would get
> good are flow. I have to say a visor by her might be very interesting.
>
> Duncan Forbes
>

But if it needs be 1,25 inches thick it would be a bear to filigree...
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cpuffer

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Jan 8, 2010, 2:23:08 PM1/8/10
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Christophe Bachmann wrote:
> Le 08/01/2010 09:31, cpuffer a �crit :
>
>> Well her armour could be cool, at lest in the sense that you would get
>> good are flow. I have to say a visor by her might be very interesting.
>>
>> Duncan Forbes
>>
> But if it needs be 1,25 inches thick it would be a bear to filigree...
True, I was more looking at the style. While would not it only have to
to be 14gage or so if it was a close faced helm. I guess it is a
question of when a close faced helm with lots of holes becomes a grill.

Robert Uhl

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Jan 13, 2010, 11:26:12 AM1/13/10
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Christophe Bachmann <Chri...@JMVD.Info> writes:
>
>> Well her armour could be cool, at lest in the sense that you would get
>> good are flow. I have to say a visor by her might be very interesting.
>>
> But if it needs be 1,25 inches thick it would be a bear to filigree...

I'm pretty sure no-one is wearing a visor 1 1/4 inches thick!

Misplaced decimal perhaps?

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Christophe Bachmann

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Jan 13, 2010, 3:09:58 PM1/13/10
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Le 13/01/2010 17:26, Robert Uhl a �crit :

> Christophe Bachmann<Chri...@JMVD.Info> writes:
>>
>>> Well her armour could be cool, at lest in the sense that you would get
>>> good are flow. I have to say a visor by her might be very interesting.
>>>
>> But if it needs be 1,25 inches thick it would be a bear to filigree...
>
> I'm pretty sure no-one is wearing a visor 1 1/4 inches thick!
>
> Misplaced decimal perhaps?
>
Nope, I did't think of the 1/16th inch sheet of the helmet, but of the
bars in the visor, because something so filigreed cannot count anymore
as structurally sound and so (in my understanding) should be compared to
the grill bars and not to the sheet metal. But it looks I confused the
3/16th inch (5 mm) thickness of the bars with the 1 1/4 inch (now 1
inch) maximal opening between bars. My bad, but the comment stands, 5 mm
thick steel would be hard to filigree...

mikea

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Jan 13, 2010, 3:34:47 PM1/13/10
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Christophe Bachmann <Chri...@jmvd.info> wrote in <4b4e2897$0$935$ba4a...@news.orange.fr>:

> Nope, I did't think of the 1/16th inch sheet of the helmet, but of the
> bars in the visor, because something so filigreed cannot count anymore
> as structurally sound and so (in my understanding) should be compared to
> the grill bars and not to the sheet metal. But it looks I confused the
> 3/16th inch (5 mm) thickness of the bars with the 1 1/4 inch (now 1
> inch) maximal opening between bars. My bad, but the comment stands, 5 mm
> thick steel would be hard to filigree...

With a water-jet cutter, it wouldn't be all that difficult ... .

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Ian

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Jan 24, 2010, 6:34:42 AM1/24/10
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On Jan 7, 2:15 pm, "Matthew G. Saroff" <msar...@pobox.com> wrote:
>         You come across a web site of a rather attractive blacksmith, and
> you see pictures of her work, which produce filigrees in steel, and your
> first though is, "So, what's her armor like?"
>
> http://acidcow.com/pics/6367-the-most-beautiful-smith-in-the-world-32...

>
> --
> --Sfi Mordehai ben Yosef Yitzhak, Aka Matthew G. Saroff
>
> This is not the Dream.  This is what I do on weekends to have
> some fun.
>
> The Dream involves 4 sets of identical twins, 2 gallons of Cool
> Whip, 5 quarts of chocolate syrup, 2-1/4 pounds of strawberries,
> satin sheets, a magnum of champagne, a trapeze, and a python.
> Checkhttp://www.pobox.com/~msaroff, including The Bad Hair Web Page

> Quis custodiet ipsos custodes
> Navicula hydraulica plena anguilarum est.

I'd love to see this become a general topic: you know you've been in
the SCA too long when.....you see salad bowls the thrift shop, and
wonder if you should attach them to your armor to make it look
better....

Chris Zakes

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Jan 25, 2010, 11:08:46 PM1/25/10
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On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:34:42 -0800 (PST), an orbital mind-control
laser caused Ian <spruce...@gmail.com> to write:

(snip)

>I'd love to see this become a general topic:

Okay...

Any time you see a commercial for those Bowflex exercise machines, you
start thinking about buying one to make siege weapons out of it.

-Tivar Moondragon
Ansteorra

What do you mean that eating pizza, drinking beer and watching football
isn't "multitasking?"

Russell

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Jan 26, 2010, 8:38:32 AM1/26/10
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On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:34:42 -0800 (PST), Ian <spruce...@gmail.com>
wrote:
..snip..

>
>I'd love to see this become a general topic: you know you've been in
>the SCA too long when.....you see salad bowls the thrift shop, and
>wonder if you should attach them to your armor to make it look
>better....

..or that you've watched to many cartoons about female opera singers
singing Wagner?

Russell

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Jan 26, 2010, 8:40:28 AM1/26/10
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On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:08:46 -0600, Chris Zakes <dont...@gmail.com>
wrote:


..but.. but... doesn't *everybody* see siege engine possibilities in
*everthing*?....


Matthew G. Saroff

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Feb 5, 2010, 7:12:25 PM2/5/10
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Russell <rm...@iinet.net.au> wrote:

And Bugs Bunny in "What's Opera Doc."
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--Matthew Saroff
Rules to live by:
1) To thine own self be true
2) Don't let your mouth write no checks that your butt can't cash
3) Interference in the time stream is forbidden, do not meddle in causality
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