-I- Forwarding a Bounce
waldnorm
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Date: Mon, 3 Nov 1908 21:53:19
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All right you Satanists! Tonight's the night of the last breath you
will ever take! Why?! Because you've been fooled by "the Dark One,"
but fortunately, with Diebold voting machines, that are connected
directly to the Lord, will right any wrong votes you make tomorrow,
and Bush will be elected another term! Oh, that's right. Well, you
kept wishing for a woman leader and you got it!
So why don't you all be smart and do NOT show up and vote tomorrow. I
mean why bother?! You're going to lose anyway. We are trying very
hard this century to Right the Wrongs, and I just know any day now,
the REAL Messiah, not that false one that you're worshipping to, will
come, and then We'll have the last laugh!
And as you noticed, I NEVER showed up before the Senate. I tore up
any subpoena I got and laughed! Rove (He's HOT!) told me I had
nothing to worry about. I keep getting threatened to be thrown in
prison, but I work for the Almighty and I work for a higher
authority! Do you think President Palin will put me in jail?! Ha!
It's like we're soul sisters!
And what was it with that witch who you also worship, Tori?! That
last album--sounds like she's lost it. Thinking she's four people.
And even daring to write a song that addresses the Hero, the True
Patriot, George Bush?! She should stay in London, where she belongs,
even though there's nowhere to hide when the Rapture arrives!
So I can't wait until we get all of you where you Rightfully belong!
Armageddon will come any time now! I feel it! So I'm glad you will
NOT be voting tomorrow, 'cause I can't wait for the inevitable Palin
victory!
The Waitress
If you ask for water one more time, I swear! I'll spit in the picther!