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(-:arl

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May 15, 2012, 8:09:30 PM5/15/12
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1. You refine heroin for a living,but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim

Hieronymous 707

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May 15, 2012, 8:48:54 PM5/15/12
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I may be a Muslim. God bless America.
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ishtar

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May 16, 2012, 12:20:33 AM5/16/12
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On May 15, 8:09 pm, "(-:arl" <carrrrr...@yahoo.com> wrote:
This person is frogging the real Carl. This isn't him. This is a
coward hiding behind another person's identity.

Checkmate

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May 16, 2012, 12:37:39 AM5/16/12
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Checkmate!
Are you a Muslim?

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Hieronymous 707

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May 16, 2012, 3:20:25 AM5/16/12
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On May 15, 9:35 pm, "Chine Bleu, Russie Blanche, et Khmer Rouge"
<chine.b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> In article <1d4154e7-28f1-471c-a8e8-64ebfad3d...@p27g2000vbl.googlegroups.com>,
> Or a Mormon.

You mitt be a Mormon. I mitt not.
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Hieronymous 707

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May 16, 2012, 3:30:31 AM5/16/12
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On May 16, 3:22 am, "Chine Bleu, Russie Blanche, et Khmer Rouge"
<chine.b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> In article <9b5d1cc2-ec0c-477b-861a-069408338...@e18g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>,
> I am not avec a Mormon. I am Mormon sans.

Whew. Good to know. You had me worried there for a sec.
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Hieronymous 707

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May 16, 2012, 10:09:02 AM5/16/12
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On May 16, 9:51 am, shiny <a@b. > wrote:
> Hieronymous 707 <hieronymous...@gmail.com> sez 15 May 2012:
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> >> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
> >> You may be a Muslim
>
> i was looking at this one. dang, that sounds familiar. i have a new line,
> "have i declared jihad against you yet? well, about time."

Oh happy day.
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