> Let's start shovelling away some of the real shit here
>
> The only good thing that can be said of the appalling "Rose Rose I
> Love You" is that the original Hue Lee version contrives to be even
> worse
Roger, your lack of taste is exceeded only by Doug Peneny's.
"Rose, Rose, I Love You" has been one of my favorites since I
discovered it on an old 78 back when I was a boy of 12 or so. It's a
wonderful example of a narrative song, setting its variation on the
"Madame Butterfly" theme to an authentic Chinese tune. The lyric is
filled with vivid exotic imagery of "Lotus-scented breezes and swaying
palms"; and the final image of Rose "Standing on the jetty as the
steamer moves away" with an unknown and unknowable future ahead of her
is unforgettable. And what an all-star lineup, Mitch Miller put
together for Frankie Laine's debut record at Columbia! -- matching him
up with Paul Weston's orchestra and The Norman Luboff Choir. It's
often been speculated that both "Rose" and its "B" side, the ultimate
"bitch" anthem, "Jezebel," would both have been #1 hits if they hadn't
been competing with each other.