The Ortrud/Charlie Project
The Handelmaniac
oily matrimony...we have decided to provide a FREE CHARITABLE SERVICE
for members of RMO.
The URL will be:
http://ortiecharliepsychoanalysis.org_asm.
We will give needed advice to members of this forum (like
Dr.Ruth,Dr.Phil, Dr. Dulcamara, Dr.Frankenstein,etc.) that will help
them to grow and mature and become part of the thing known as the human
race.
We will also offer an online curse...course (DAMN..Every time i
think Of ortrud i think of a CURSE!!!) in various important topics that
will assist members in bettering their presence here. The course will
feature such help-topics as:
1. Understanding Tillmanese
2. Building Successful Latrines
3. Singing at La SCala with no musical training.
4. How to sabotage live recordings when no royalties are paid to the
performers.
5. How io enjoy sex with dead people without even needing Viagra.
6. Using harpsichords as dildos(look..do not know it till you try
it.Mark my words.)
7. How to easily track posts so that you do not repeat the same shit
more than 50 times per month.
8. A detailed analysis of "Mein Kampf" and its relevance to a few
operalovers.
9. How to disguise instigation within the context of operatic posts.
10. How to be known as a FAG ( assisting us will be that GREAT
AUTHORITY, Professor
Emeritus Herr Adolf Cazzoincullo.)
No charge..although if you wish to buy us a toaster,we will be able
to save money when we set up house....
CH
Ortrud Jones
to change my RMO name....
-Ortrud Jones
The Handelmaniac
Ortrud Jones wrote:
> The good name of Ortrud has been dirtied with Handelman's FILTH! Time
> to change my RMO name....
>
Adolf the Fag
Clitorisnestra
Mary Pooopins
Zelda Fingelbaum
La Figlia di Viagra
Britney Smears
Meg La Maniac
The Handelmaniac wrote:
> Since the beloved ortrud and I are soon to join.....somethings in
> oily matrimony...we have decided to provide a FREE CHARITABLE SERVICE
> for members of RMO.
The Count of Warwick has asked me to tell you that the way is now open
for you. The reason is that he has heard there are RMO people out to
tar and feather him.
M La M
Ortrud Jones
-Ortrud Jones
jme...@peoplepc.com
fault...
clem
Or as Despard sang to Mad Margaret
I once disliked you...now that I'm reformed, how I adore you.
(Chorus...Hail the bridegroom hail the bride...)
Paul
Ortrud Jones
-Ortrud Jones
clem wrote:
> Don't change your name for me...stay just the same for me...
>
> Or as Despard sang to Mad Margaret
>
> I once disliked you...now that I'm reformed, how I adore you.
> (Chorus...Hail the bridegroom hail the bride...)
>
> Paul
.
Jeffrey
--
Jeffrey
WWW.Handelmania.com
> >
> > I once disliked you...now that I'm reformed, how I adore you.
> > (Chorus...Hail the bridegroom hail the bride...)
> >
> > Paul
I also changed..i once disliked her..and now I hate her.....just
KIDDING.
Listen i hope when we get hitchjed the weather is not like today...It
is hot enough to fry Bollman on the sidewalk..(a rotten egg).
> .
WWW.Handelmania.com
here.........CH
La Donna Mobile
even as I type. And yesterday the sea was crashing onto the pier and
they had to close some of the funfair due to adverse weather conditions.
Please get your facts right.
--
http://www.madmusingsof.me.uk/weblog/
http://www.geraldine-curtis.me.uk/photoblog/
Ortrud Jones
-Ortrud Jones
PS: I'd rather jump off the Castel Sant Angelo than marry you.
The Handelmaniac
Ortrud Jones wrote:
> Yes, yes, clown. You still can't sing.
>
>Maybe I can invite you to one of my many roles this year...I will even pay for the subway fare.....
I am doing about 12 operas....CH
The Handelmaniac
Ortrud Jones wrote:
> None of those fit me, I'll
I am now thinking as i used to..that ortrud is a GUY....Therefore the
wedding will be postponed until he has his needed sex change
operation....OUCH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CH
La Donna Mobile
If that's your reasoning, just move to a civilised a country. Not difficult.
Mrs T xx
Ortrud Jones wrote:
>
> PS: I'd rather jump off the Castel Sant Angelo than marry you.
>
Methinks the lady doth protest too much :-)
Mrs T xx
P.S: I think the phrase you're looking for is "Piu tosto giu
m'avvento!"
Ortrud Jones
-Ortrud Jones
Mrs T xx wrote:
> Ortrud Jones wrote:
> >
> > PS: I'd rather jump off the Castel Sant Angelo than marry you.
> >
>
> Methinks the lady doth protest too much :-)
>
> Mrs T xx
.
Mrs T xx
Ortrud Jones wrote:
> LOL No, this lady hasn't protested enough, trust me on this one, Mrs T!
>
> -Ortrud Jones
>
This little fight between you two is wonderfully melodramatic......
Not sure if you're a sop, Ortrud - but I'm sure there are a lot of
people on RMO who would really enjoy watching a nice You Tube video of
you and Charlie re-enacting your own version of the final scene from
Tosca Act 2. I'm sure Charlie would love to sing Scarpia almost as
much as you would love to go at him with a steak knife :-)
"E avanti a lui tremava tutta RMO"
Mrs T xx
Ortrud Jones
about I just sing Ortrud's curse and stomp all over him with my
steel-toed granny booties?
-Orty
Mrs T xx wrote:
>
>
> This little fight between you two is wonderfully melodramatic......
>
> Not sure if you're a sop, Ortrud - but I'm sure there are a lot of
> people on RMO who would really enjoy watching a nice You Tube video of
> you and Charlie re-enacting your own version of the final scene from
> Tosca Act 2. I'm sure Charlie would love to sing Scarpia almost as
> much as you would love to go at him with a steak knife :-)
>
> "E avanti a lui tremava tutta RMO"
>
> Mrs T xx
.
The Handelmaniac
Mrs T xx wrote:
> Ortrud Jones wrote:
> people on RMO who would really enjoy watching a nice You Tube video of
> you and Charlie re-enacting your own version of the final scene from
> Tosca Act 2. I'm sure Charlie would love to sing Scarpia almost as
> much as you would love to go at him with a steak knife :-)
>
> "E avanti a lui tremava tutta RMO"
>
Ortrud still has not revealed his/her proper sex....I have heard rumors
that he is a guy...goy..gay....but no matter...we have fun.... I do not
take him/her/it seriously...and that in itself is fun....
Nothing like a drama queen...........CH
Ortrud Jones
my gender matters one way or another....
tee-hee!
-Ortrud Jones