Passover on this Forum

[Charlie Handelman]

As a youth,I used to be the one to ask the "Four Questions' at the
Seders.....I now have gotten slightly older.....so I no longer am eligible..but
I give myself special dispensation to ask my own four questions on this
forum...more appropriate....so here they are:

1. Why is Merlot unleavened?
2. If we placed Ondine Uno in the desert,would it become crowded?
3. Is Drakejerk the Messiah or only a mess?
4. Could Moses ever compare to Charlie Handelman for utter purity?

CH
My best, Charlie.

My Website dedicated to the vocal art is located at:

http://www.handelmania.com

[Mike Richter]

Charlie Handelman wrote:

> 4. Could Moses ever compare to Charlie Handelman for utter purity?
>
> CH

Since Moses was not pure - hence could not enter the Promised Land - I
guess you two are comparable in that respect. Hmmm - he also delivered
pronouncements with unquestioned authority.

That's two. <VBG>

Mike
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mric...@cpl.net
http://www.mrichter.com/

[OndineUno]

> As a youth,I used to be the one to ask the "Four Questions'

Only because the rest of your retarded family couldn't remember what they were,
and your ma should have had you put to sleep as a youth, to spare the planet
the extraneousness of your pathetic life.

>2. If we placed Ondine Uno in the desert,would it become crowded?

I hope NOT...I wouldn't want any of these farm animals within a thousand miles
of me, especially you. It's pathetic enough we live in the same state. oo

[Knarf2768]

>It's pathetic enough we live in the same state. oo

...of utter confusion?
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