Bush to bomb Covent Garden in wake of Voigt affair

The Old Bag

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Mar 10, 2004, 1:00:08 AM3/10/04

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The President speaks:

"We, the democricated United States of Amerrikuh are outragisised
about the scandalosy decision made by Convent Garden's casting
director to releasify Deborah Voigt from the prederkshun of Arab Ella
(Geez, Ah never knoo Fitzgerald is Arab)on the grounds of her weight.
The people of the free world must unificatinged stand up to this
cowardose act agin a poor defensifiless woman. Unless Mr Kat Ona
immediateify reversifoses this outrage, we will send our gallant
troops to bomb the Royal Opera House within a week."

Premiereopera

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Mar 10, 2004, 1:06:18 AM3/10/04

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>Subject: Bush to bomb Covent Garden in wake of Voigt affair
>From: gcatl...@hotmail.com (The Old Bag)
>Date: 3/10/04 1:00 AM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <bb8f2b50.04030...@posting.google.com>

Take your medicine and go to sleep, Drekjerk.

Ed

Leonard Tillman

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Mar 10, 2004, 6:47:13 AM3/10/04

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>"Mr Kat Ona"

A relation, perhaps of "Anc Ona(21)"?
(A Dame, of late.)

LT

Jerome Bibuld

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Mar 10, 2004, 11:38:42 AM3/10/04

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Dear "The 0ld Bag",

Heil Dubya!

Please do not correct Der Fuhrer's English. The word is "Uhmuhrikkka". It is
NOT "Amerrikuh".

Heute Uhmuhrikkka, Afghanistan, Irak und Haďti. Morgen die ganze Welt!

Uhmuhrikkka, Uhmuhrikkka über Alles!

(The more information that comes out about the attacks on the Twin Towers and
the Pentagon of 11 September 2001 the more it appears that those attacks were
organized by the rulers of the United States and were intended to have the same
effect on the people of the United States that the Reichstag fire had on the
people of Germany in 1933.)

Fraternally,

Jerome Bibuld
gens una sumus

The Old Bag

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Mar 10, 2004, 12:59:24 PM3/10/04

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> >The President speaks:
> >
> >"We, the democricated United States of Amerrikuh are outragisised
> >about the scandalosy decision made by Convent Garden's casting
> >director to releasify Deborah Voigt from the prederkshun of Arab Ella
> >(Geez, Ah never knoo Fitzgerald is Arab)on the grounds of her weight.
> >The people of the free world must unificatinged stand up to this
> >cowardose act agin a poor defensifiless woman. Unless Mr Kat Ona
> >immediateify reversifoses this outrage, we will send our gallant
> >troops to bomb the Royal Opera House within a week."
>
> Take your medicine and go to sleep, Drekjerk.
>
> Ed

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My my, WHAT a tantrum!

REG

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Mar 10, 2004, 9:56:56 PM3/10/04

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Go back to your hole.

"Jerome Bibuld" <chess...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
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ken...@ukgateway.net

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Mar 11, 2004, 1:27:03 PM3/11/04

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Your not supposed to poke fun at the great man. The thought police
will shout at you.

But I found it funny. Then again Dubya does this in his regular slot
for Dead Ringers on BBC Radio 4.

MK

On 10 Mar 2004 16:38:42 GMT, chess...@aol.comnospam (Jerome Bibuld)
wrote:

>Dear "The 0ld Bag",
>
>Heil Dubya!
>
>Please do not correct Der Fuhrer's English. The word is "Uhmuhrikkka". It is
>NOT "Amerrikuh".
>
>>The President speaks:
>>
>>"We, the democricated United States of Amerrikuh are outragisised
>>about the scandalosy decision made by Convent Garden's casting
>>director to releasify Deborah Voigt from the prederkshun of Arab Ella
>>(Geez, Ah never knoo Fitzgerald is Arab)on the grounds of her weight.
>>The people of the free world must unificatinged stand up to this
>>cowardose act agin a poor defensifiless woman. Unless Mr Kat Ona
>>immediateify reversifoses this outrage, we will send our gallant
>>troops to bomb the Royal Opera House within a week."
>>
>

>Heute Uhmuhrikkka, Afghanistan, Irak und Haïti. Morgen die ganze Welt!

>
>Uhmuhrikkka, Uhmuhrikkka über Alles!
>
>(The more information that comes out about the attacks on the Twin Towers and
>the Pentagon of 11 September 2001 the more it appears that those attacks were
>organized by the rulers of the United States and were intended to have the same
>effect on the people of the United States that the Reichstag fire had on the
>people of Germany in 1933.)
>
>Fraternally,
>
>Jerome Bibuld
>gens una sumus

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Jerome Bibuld

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Mar 12, 2004, 11:59:19 AM3/12/04

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Richergar:

Heil Dubya!

Chuck you, too, Farley!

The Old Bag

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Mar 12, 2004, 12:13:31 PM3/12/04

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> Your not supposed to poke fun at the great man. The thought police
> will shout at you.
>
> But I found it funny. Then again Dubya does this in his regular slot
> for Dead Ringers on BBC Radio 4.
>
> MK

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I'm a fan of Dead Ringers as well. Jon Culshaw's the best
impressionist we have at the moment; Jan Ravens is excellent, too.

When I wrote that, it was as a "Dead Ringer" Bush I had in mind

Gertie