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Ford A. Thaxton

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Oct 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/15/00
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Or at the very least take it to private email please.

:-)

My delete button is getting worn out by this alone.

go away, please?

Ford A. Thaxton (for...@aol.com)

Robert John Guttke

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On 15 Oct 2000 22:54:35 GMT, for...@aol.comnospam (Ford A. Thaxton)
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>Or at the very least take it to private email please.
>
>:-)
>
>My delete button is getting worn out by this alone.
>
>go away, please?


Ford,

Rather than police the newsgroup- and you don't look very handsome in
that uniform you know- just do the simple thing and IGNORE WHAT YOU
DON"T WANT TO BOTHER READING.

H's & K's

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Mr. Mike

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On Sun, 15 Oct 2000 23:17:52 GMT, Gut...@juno.com (Robert John Guttke) wrote:

>>My delete button is getting worn out by this alone.
>

>Rather than police the newsgroup- and you don't look very handsome in
>that uniform you know- just do the simple thing and IGNORE WHAT YOU
>DON"T WANT TO BOTHER READING.
>

I don't understand why he has to "delete" the messages. With my news reader, you
can see the headers, if you don't want to read them, then don't click on them!


DJS

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Robert John Guttke wrote:
>
> On 15 Oct 2000 22:54:35 GMT, for...@aol.comnospam (Ford A. Thaxton)
> wrote:
>
> >Or at the very least take it to private email please.
> >
> >:-)
> >

> >My delete button is getting worn out by this alone.
> >

> >go away, please?
>
> Ford,


>
> Rather than police the newsgroup- and you don't look very handsome in
> that uniform you know- just do the simple thing and IGNORE WHAT YOU
> DON"T WANT TO BOTHER READING.


Hey Ford...we've had to endure all the 'I hate Ford' threads man...you
can hang for a bit on this one. ;-p I've often wondered why people who
can't hang with off-topic rants and flame wars don't just join an
egroups or other mailing list that's moderated. You get more traffic,
it's comprised of boring soundtrack intellectuals who say the same thing
over and over "oh man this score is great!" and you don't get to see the
childish bickering you see on usenet. Hrmph! Now back to the
fight....BTW, what the hell were we all ripping each other up over
again? I forgot. ;-D

Stan Jensen

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I make judicious use of killfiles. Believe me, this newsgroup has a
lot of them.


Mr Tasslehoff

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>Hey Ford...we've had to endure all the 'I hate Ford' threads man...you
>can hang for a bit on this one. ;-p I've often wondered why people who
>can't hang with off-topic rants and flame wars don't just join an
>egroups or other mailing list that's moderated. You get more traffic,
>it's comprised of boring soundtrack intellectuals who say the same thing
>over and over "oh man this score is great!" and you don't get to see the
>childish bickering you see on usenet. Hrmph! Now back to the
>fight....BTW, what the hell were we all ripping each other up over
>again? I forgot. ;-D
>
>

Gay Nazis

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Shwastika

david.thomas41

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Ford A. Thaxton <for...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
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> Or at the very least take it to private email please.
>
> :-)
>
> My delete button is getting worn out by this alone.
>
> go away, please?
>
Or maybe to a new newsgroup, rec.music.movies.napster.bitch.bitch bitch

Agree to disagree people, the point is now lost in a sea of endless "You
suck, I rule" posts. I can't speak for anyone else but I come here to get
away from this stuff on the alt.video hierarchy.

So who wants to talk about music?
--
Dave

Gimme some sugar, baby!

Nicolai P. Zwar

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Oct 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/16/00
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Mr Tasslehoff wrote:
>> BTW, what the hell were we all ripping each other up over
> >again? I forgot. ;-D
> >
> >
>
> Gay Nazis

I'm against them. Just thought I mention that.

--
Nicolai P. Zwar

"Quite frankly, I'd much rather be David Lee Roth with a blonde on his
arm than a damp and dumpy water fowl with a zit on his nose!! But then
that pretty much goes without saying."
(Opus)

Dave T

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Nicolai P. Zwar <NPZ...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Mr Tasslehoff wrote:
> > Gay Nazis
>
> I'm against them. Just thought I mention that.
>
Cool, when is Nicolai Against The Gay Nazis coming out?

And who is doing the score? James Horner?

(insert slew of posts about how John Ottman could do it better here)

Croaker

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On 16 Oct 2000 04:56:39 GMT, we were forced to agonize over
mrtass...@cs.com (Mr Tasslehoff)'s words:

Read a lot of Frank Miller?


Mr Tasslehoff

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I think we were talking about whether James Horner should score the movie about
gay Nazis. I know I'm asking for it here, but -- I think he would do a
TERRIFIC job, because he's a great guy.

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Grinning Hero of the Lance

Nicolai P. Zwar

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Oct 17, 2000, 2:02:51 AM10/17/00
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Dave T wrote:

> Cool, when is Nicolai Against The Gay Nazis coming out?
>
> And who is doing the score? James Horner?


For "Nicolai Against The Gay Nazis", no composer has been selected so
far. They are doing some major screenplay rewrites at the moment.

M.R.E.

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"Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Dave T wrote:
> > Cool, when is Nicolai Against The Gay Nazis coming out?
> > And who is doing the score? James Horner?
>
> For "Nicolai Against The Gay Nazis", no composer has been selected so
> far. They are doing some major screenplay rewrites at the moment.
> --

Maybe they should choose a Gay composer for this one... at least a gay Nazi
composer... god KNOWS there are loads of them lounging around... Hey, Bob!
Any of your models fit this description? What about Atraiel? She must
certainly know some in her vast group of gay friends?

Personally, I'd rather see an extreme right-wing, republican, heterosexual,
Jewish composer handle this film score.

Jaquandor

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>"Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> Dave T wrote:
>> > Cool, when is Nicolai Against The Gay Nazis coming out?
>> > And who is doing the score? James Horner?
>>
>> For "Nicolai Against The Gay Nazis", no composer has been selected so
>> far. They are doing some major screenplay rewrites at the moment.
>> --
>
>Maybe they should choose a Gay composer for this one... at least a gay Nazi
>composer... god KNOWS there are loads of them lounging around... Hey, Bob!
>Any of your models fit this description?

Unfortunately, he can't divulge that information due to "model-photographer
confidentiality".

>What about Atraiel? She must
>certainly know some in her vast group of gay friends?

Nah. They'd just download a score of Napster instead of composing their own.

>Personally, I'd rather see an extreme right-wing, republican, heterosexual,
>Jewish composer handle this film score.

Methinks you're lobbying for this score yourself! Admit it, fiend!


--
-Jaq.

"That invisible hand of Adam Smith's seems to offer an extended middle finger
to an awful lot of people." -George Carlin


Dave T

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M.R.E. <leco...@sprint.caspam> wrote in message
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> Personally, I'd rather see an extreme right-wing, republican,
heterosexual,
> Jewish composer handle this film score.

Jerry Goldsmith it is then...*

*disclaimer: on all the occasions I've had cause to see Jerry Goldsmith
speak, both in person and on video/TV, he seems to be a genuinely nice
person and his talent speaks for itself. The author has no information as to
Jerry Goldsmith's political leanings, sexuality or religious convictions.
The author simply felt the above statement would be funny. Really. The
author is very, very sorry...

Nicolai P. Zwar

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Speedbyrd wrote:

> I'd much prefer a Black Lesbian, Jewish female to compose.

Let's not forget communist.

Mark Germani

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"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> wrote in message
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> I think we were talking about whether James Horner should score the movie
about
> gay Nazis. I know I'm asking for it here, but -- I think he would do a
> TERRIFIC job, because he's a great guy.

Yeah, and let's guess which movie score that he's already done that he could
rip off for the film about gay nazis - hmmmmm, "The Rocketeer"? Somehow
"Titanic" doesn't seem to fit. Maybe the vocals from "Apollo 13" will show
up? Or maybe he'll do something he's never done before, and rip off someone
else's score! But who would he get in to play the violin themes from
"Schindler's List"?

he he he!

m|a|g
http://www.mgermani.net

Mr Tasslehoff

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Wow, I could have seen that one coming. I should have ended with a statement
I've seen Mr. Dave T sarcastically post from time to time, like:

<insert scores Horner might rip off for this movie here>

It seems when you predict their comments, the Horner-bastar-- I mean -bashers,
of course, don't have the heart to spew out the same tired remarks we've all
heard about a hundred times on this newsgroup. So what other threads are you
participating in Mr. Germani, or are you merely here to childishly scold
whenever you spy the opportunity a man who in all likelihood is many times more
successful than yourself?

Gee, that sounds harsh. I hope Sir Hakestad has his Lance ready.

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Lance

Jostein Hakestad

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"Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@aol.com> skrev i melding
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> Speedbyrd wrote:
>
> > I'd much prefer a Black Lesbian, Jewish female to compose.
>
> Let's not forget communist.

If you remove the "Black Lesbian" bit, KARL MARX would actually be an
excellent choice!

Oh wait, he's dead.

Drats.

--
Jostein H

Jostein Hakestad

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>
> Yeah, and let's guess which movie score that he's already done that he
could
> rip off for the film about gay nazis - hmmmmm, "The Rocketeer"? Somehow
> "Titanic" doesn't seem to fit. Maybe the vocals from "Apollo 13" will show
> up? Or maybe he'll do something he's never done before, and rip off
someone
> else's score! But who would he get in to play the violin themes from
> "Schindler's List"?
>
> he he he!

I don't think he'll ever rip off Schindler's List. But if he does, I will
get VERY mad, and rip big chunks of hair out of my scalp.

--
Jostein H

Mr Tasslehoff

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>> Speedbyrd wrote:
>>
>> > I'd much prefer a Black Lesbian, Jewish female to compose.
>>
>> Let's not forget communist.
>
>If you remove the "Black Lesbian" bit, KARL MARX would actually be an
>excellent choice!
>
>Oh wait, he's dead.
>
>Drats.

Karl Marx was a female?

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Confused Hero of the Lance

Jostein Hakestad

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>
> Karl Marx was a female?
>

Whoops. Guess not.

My mistake.

--
Jostein H

Jostein Hakestad

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"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> skrev i melding
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>
> Wow, I could have seen that one coming. I should have ended with a
statement
> I've seen Mr. Dave T sarcastically post from time to time, like:
>
> <insert scores Horner might rip off for this movie here>
>
> It seems when you predict their comments, the Horner-bastar-- I
mean -bashers,
> of course, don't have the heart to spew out the same tired remarks we've
all
> heard about a hundred times on this newsgroup. So what other threads are
you
> participating in Mr. Germani, or are you merely here to childishly scold
> whenever you spy the opportunity a man who in all likelihood is many times
more
> successful than yourself?

Probably a combination.

>
> Gee, that sounds harsh. I hope Sir Hakestad has his Lance ready.
>

Ready as always.

--
Jostein H

Jostein Hakestad

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>
>
> I don't think he'll ever rip off Schindler's List. But if he does, I will
> get VERY mad, and rip big chunks of hair out of my scalp.
>

Just for the record: this wasn't meant as an anti-Horner post. This was
meant as a pro-Schindler's List post.

--
Jostein H

Dave T

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Mr Tasslehoff <mrtass...@cs.com> wrote in message
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> Wow, I could have seen that one coming. I should have ended with a
statement
> I've seen Mr. Dave T sarcastically post from time to time, like:
>
> <insert scores Horner might rip off for this movie here>

Hunhh? Wuzzat? Shomebody... ttalkin' to me?

> It seems when you predict their comments, the Horner-bastar-- I
mean -bashers,
> of course, don't have the heart to spew out the same tired remarks we've
all
> heard about a hundred times on this newsgroup.

Fair takes the wind out of their sails, it does.

On a "will James Horner rip off John Williams" note, I'm wondering what JH
will come up with for Jurassic Park 3. Will he do a Ken Thorne/Alexander
Courage Superman-type score which borrows heavily from Williams' music, or
will he entirely ignore the earlier material as he did with Star Trek?

Personally I'd like it if he at least carried over the main Jurassic Park
theme for a few cues as John Williams did in The Lost World, but with the
rest of the score being very different. At least here is an opportunity for
a classic, big-orchestra James Horner score as opposed to the
vocal-synth-Celtic bollocks of Titanic.

I wonder if Celine Dion is available to do the title song "The Franchise
Will Go On"

John Williams has a pretty good record on sequels, really. The Empire
Strikes Back, Temple Of Doom, Lost World, I read in another thread Jaws 2 is
also very good, I'll have to check it out. I seem to recall he wrote a lot
of the thematic material for the Superman sequels too, particularly the
otherwise-awful Superman IV. I only saw the movie once but I recall really
liking the music...

Jostein Hakestad

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>
> On a "will James Horner rip off John Williams" note, I'm wondering what JH
> will come up with for Jurassic Park 3. Will he do a Ken Thorne/Alexander
> Courage Superman-type score which borrows heavily from Williams' music, or
> will he entirely ignore the earlier material as he did with Star Trek?

He WILL use the main themes. And that's official! (Last time I checked,
anyway)
I hope he goes for a style similar to the first score. To sort of "complete
the circle", if you know what I mean.

>
> Personally I'd like it if he at least carried over the main Jurassic Park
> theme for a few cues as John Williams did in The Lost World, but with the
> rest of the score being very different. At least here is an opportunity
for
> a classic, big-orchestra James Horner score as opposed to the
> vocal-synth-Celtic bollocks of Titanic.

Yes. Titanic was elephant-bollocks. Too bad it became so popular.

>
> I wonder if Celine Dion is available to do the title song "The Franchise
> Will Go On"

LOL! No, I hope the raptors get to her first.

>
> John Williams has a pretty good record on sequels, really.

Oh? I hadn't noticed. ;-)

> The Empire
> Strikes Back, Temple Of Doom, Lost World, I read in another thread Jaws 2
is
> also very good, I'll have to check it out.

You must.

> I seem to recall he wrote a lot
> of the thematic material for the Superman sequels too, particularly the
> otherwise-awful Superman IV. I only saw the movie once but I recall really
> liking the music...
>

Superman IV is in fact an Alexander Courage score, with many of the themes
written by supposedly written by Williams. Someone has started a Superman IV
re-release campaign somewhere on the net. I signed the petition. Don't
remember the URL, though. Anyone know?

--
Jostein H

Mark Germani

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> Wow, I could have seen that one coming. I should have ended with a
statement
> I've seen Mr. Dave T sarcastically post from time to time, like:
>
> <insert scores Horner might rip off for this movie here>
>
> It seems when you predict their comments, the Horner-bastar-- I
mean -bashers,
> of course, don't have the heart to spew out the same tired remarks we've
all
> heard about a hundred times on this newsgroup. So what other threads are
you
> participating in Mr. Germani, or are you merely here to childishly scold
> whenever you spy the opportunity a man who in all likelihood is many times
more
> successful than yourself?

I enjoy reading the posts on this board, and no doubt Horner is more
successful than I am, he's at least 20 years older than me. But that aside,
the tone of the thread to which I replied was that of gentle humour, and I
couldn't help but add my little moment of Horner-bashing (which I see
surprisingly little of here, perhaps it's a long-dead phenomenon) Anyway, I
don't have the time (or inclination) to start sending "childishly scolding"
posts back and forth. So just lay off, please. I'm new here anyway.

> Gee, that sounds harsh. I hope Sir Hakestad has his Lance ready.

Yeah, kinda harsh.

Dave T

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Mark Germani <markg...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> I enjoy reading the posts on this board, and no doubt Horner is more
> successful than I am, he's at least 20 years older than me. But that
aside,
> the tone of the thread to which I replied was that of gentle humour, and I
> couldn't help but add my little moment of Horner-bashing (which I see
> surprisingly little of here, perhaps it's a long-dead phenomenon) Anyway,
I
> don't have the time (or inclination) to start sending "childishly
scolding"
> posts back and forth. So just lay off, please. I'm new here anyway.

Don't mind Tass, he's the group's most vocal Horner fan and has suffered
much taunting as a result. Frankly he's a prince among men, as most people
on this group are.

In the short time I've been posting here, I'm constantly impressed with just
how darn nice regulars of this group are to each other compared to the
endless flame wars on virtually every other group I've lurked in. We even
disagree politely, just don't mention Napster 8¬)

Jostein Hakestad

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[...]
>
> Yeah, kinda harsh.
>

I don't think Mr.Tasslehoff intended to insult you in any way.

He's one of the good guys, you see. :-)

--
Jostein H

Dave T

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Jostein Hakestad <au...@online.no> wrote in message
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> He WILL use the main themes. And that's official! (Last time I checked,
> anyway)
> I hope he goes for a style similar to the first score. To sort of
"complete
> the circle", if you know what I mean.

Yes! Oh, happy day!

> Yes. Titanic was elephant-bollocks. Too bad it became so popular.

LOL! "But this ship can't sink!" "She's made of elephant bollocks, sir. I
assure you she can!"

> > I wonder if Celine Dion is available to do the title song "The Franchise
> > Will Go On"
>
> LOL! No, I hope the raptors get to her first.

Some things even velociraptors won't eat...

> > John Williams has a pretty good record on sequels, really.
>
> Oh? I hadn't noticed. ;-)

Everyone's a comedian

> > The Empire
> > Strikes Back, Temple Of Doom, Lost World, I read in another thread Jaws
2
> is
> > also very good, I'll have to check it out.
>
> You must.

I definately will.

> Superman IV is in fact an Alexander Courage score, with many of the themes
> written by supposedly written by Williams. Someone has started a Superman
IV
> re-release campaign somewhere on the net. I signed the petition. Don't
> remember the URL, though. Anyone know?

I must sign this. I remember seeing the movie at the cinema and thinking,
"Wow, the Star Trek guy, I thought he was dead" Mr. Courage, I'm very sorry
(hey, I was 14).

Jostein Hakestad

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>
> > Yes. Titanic was elephant-bollocks. Too bad it became so popular.
>
> LOL! "But this ship can't sink!" "She's made of elephant bollocks, sir. I
> assure you she can!"

LOL! :-D

It would have made the move oh-so much better.

>
> > > I wonder if Celine Dion is available to do the title song "The
Franchise
> > > Will Go On"
> >
> > LOL! No, I hope the raptors get to her first.
>
> Some things even velociraptors won't eat...

You're right about that.

>
> > > John Williams has a pretty good record on sequels, really.
> >
> > Oh? I hadn't noticed. ;-)
>
> Everyone's a comedian
>
> > > The Empire
> > > Strikes Back, Temple Of Doom, Lost World, I read in another thread
Jaws
> 2
> > is
> > > also very good, I'll have to check it out.
> >
> > You must.
>
> I definately will.

Actually, I've only heard 5 minutes from Jaws 2 on a compilation. I'm also
planning on buying the score. It sounds really GRAND. Much more melodic than
its predecessor.


> I must sign this. I remember seeing the movie at the cinema and thinking,
> "Wow, the Star Trek guy, I thought he was dead" Mr. Courage, I'm very
sorry
> (hey, I was 14).

Well, how old is he now?

--
Jostein H

Mr Tasslehoff

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>> Gee, that sounds harsh. I hope Sir Hakestad has his Lance ready.
>>
>
>Ready as always.

Excellent...

Mr Tasslehoff

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>On a "will James Horner rip off John Williams" note, I'm wondering what JH
>will come up with for Jurassic Park 3. Will he do a Ken Thorne/Alexander
>Courage Superman-type score which borrows heavily from Williams' music, or
>will he entirely ignore the earlier material as he did with Star Trek?
>
>Personally I'd like it if he at least carried over the main Jurassic Park
>theme for a few cues as John Williams did in The Lost World, but with the
>rest of the score being very different. At least here is an opportunity for
>a classic, big-orchestra James Horner score as opposed to the
>vocal-synth-Celtic bollocks of Titanic.

Is he really scoring JP 3? I did not know that. Why was I not informed?!!

>I wonder if Celine Dion is available to do the title song "The Franchise
>Will Go On"

Tee hee hee.

>John Williams has a pretty good record on sequels, really. The Empire


>Strikes Back, Temple Of Doom, Lost World, I read in another thread Jaws 2 is
>also very good, I'll have to check it out.

Me too.

Mr Tasslehoff

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>> Yeah, kinda harsh.
>>
>
>I don't think Mr.Tasslehoff intended to insult you in any way.
>
>He's one of the good guys, you see. :-)
>

Eh heh heh. Like puddy in my paws...
What? Where am I? Whoa, what a weird dream. Did I insult that poor man? I
apologize completely for it, though I think his humor was a bit more scathing
than "gentle." But, then again, we WERE talking about gay Nazis; what result
can one expect from such a thread?

Umm, if you ARE new here, you will soon learn to ignore me, so don't sweat it,
or something.

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Velociraptor

Jaquandor

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>Umm, if you ARE new here, you will soon learn to ignore me, so don't sweat
>it,
>or something.

Hell, the rest of us have....

Score!!!

Dave T

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Jaquandor <jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE> wrote in message
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> Score!!!
>

Two points.
--
Dave

Hail to the King, baby!

Mr Tasslehoff

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>>Umm, if you ARE new here, you will soon learn to ignore me, so don't sweat
>>it,
>>or something.
>
>Hell, the rest of us have....
>
>Score!!!
>

Foul Play, Foul Play!!!!! Geez, I think you drew blood that time Jaquandor.
Ouch!! You certainly did!!!! Oh, you'll pay my friend. Now where's my Lance?
Hey, give that back MRE!! Handle first, handle first--Guuuhhh!!!! <cough,
cough> Damn them, damn...them......all... <dies>

Wait a minute, was that my SECOND death scene? You people are brutal! Curse
you all!!!

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Underworld

Mr Tasslehoff

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Just when you thought it was safe to trust Raimi fans...

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Fraggle Rock

Dave T

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Mr Tasslehoff <mrtass...@cs.com> wrote in message
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> Just when you thought it was safe to trust Raimi fans...
>
> -- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Fraggle Rock

I'd take back all the nice things I said about you a few posts ago, except
that you recommended the Army Of Darkness CD which I adore.

You were lucky... this time.

Mr Tasslehoff

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>Mr Tasslehoff <mrtass...@cs.com> wrote in message
>news:20001020215258...@ng-cb1.news.cs.com...
>> Just when you thought it was safe to trust Raimi fans...
>>
>> -- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Fraggle Rock
>
>I'd take back all the nice things I said about you a few posts ago, except
>that you recommended the Army Of Darkness CD which I adore.

I knew you would. This music is some of the most fun to listen to. The last
few tracks containing the battle cues in particular are great, and very
heroic-sounding (right up MY alley). And how can I forget "March Of The Dead"?
Elfman is deranged, and the film score world is so much the better for it.
I'm glad you liked it.

>You were lucky... this time.

What? How dare you use such words against me?! Sir Hakestad, we are betrayed.
Converge on my position at once. Now where's that blasted Lance??? Ok, I
guess this will do.

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Broomstick

Jostein Hakestad

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"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> skrev i melding
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>
> What? How dare you use such words against me?! Sir Hakestad, we are
betrayed.
> Converge on my position at once. Now where's that blasted Lance??? Ok,
I
> guess this will do.

Betrayed, you say?

We better take action! Here's your lance, by the way. I used it to mix a
really large drink.

--
Jostein H

Mr Tasslehoff

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Sacrilege! Oh, my poor Lance, how fair you? Well, Sir Salmon Boy, you're no
use to me if you're THAT tipsy. Take a nap, I'll fend off the Raimi Fiend for
awhile. <wipes off Lance>

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Dwarves

Jostein Hakestad

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"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> skrev i melding
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>
> Sacrilege! Oh, my poor Lance, how fair you? Well, Sir Salmon Boy, you're
no
> use to me if you're THAT tipsy. Take a nap, I'll fend off the Raimi Fiend
for
> awhile. <wipes off Lance>

OK, it was time nap-time anyways.

Good night!

--
Jostein H

Dave T

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Mr Tasslehoff <mrtass...@cs.com> wrote in message
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> Take a nap, I'll fend off the Raimi Fiend for
> awhile. <wipes off Lance>
>
Bring 'em on, I prefer a straight fight to all this sneakin' around.

Nuts, wrong movie...

Mr Tasslehoff

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>Mr Tasslehoff <mrtass...@cs.com> wrote in message
>news:20001022080122...@ng-fg1.news.cs.com...
>> Take a nap, I'll fend off the Raimi Fiend for
>> awhile. <wipes off Lance>
>>
>Bring 'em on, I prefer a straight fight to all this sneakin' around.
>

Watchout Hakestad! He's got a damned blaster!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Damned

Jostein Hakestad

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Oct 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/23/00
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"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> skrev i melding
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>
> Watchout Hakestad! He's got a damned blaster!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>

Bah! 'Tis but a waterpistol!

--
Jostein H

Mr Tasslehoff

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How went the nap, Sir Hakestad? You seem to be looking healthier for it. You
arived in the nick of time and saved me from that deadly spray of water, but
don't you go expecting me to gush out my thanks forever on it. We've got work
to do. Mount up, and for heaven's sake, wipe off that Lance!! There are evil
villains to face, undead vikings and such.

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Christmas Carol

Jostein Hakestad

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Oct 24, 2000, 3:39:37 AM10/24/00
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"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> skrev i melding
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>
> How went the nap, Sir Hakestad? You seem to be looking healthier for it.

Why thank you!

> You
> arived in the nick of time and saved me from that deadly spray of water,
but
> don't you go expecting me to gush out my thanks forever on it. We've got
work
> to do. Mount up, and for heaven's sake, wipe off that Lance!! There are
evil
> villains to face, undead vikings and such.
>

Yes, once again we must ride forth in the name of justice, to protect the
innocent from the likes of villains and undead vikings!

--
Jostein H


Mr Tasslehoff

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Oct 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/24/00
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>Yes, once again we must ride forth in the name of justice, to protect the
>innocent from the likes of villains and undead vikings!
>

I see a slew of them over this way; boy are they going at it! Oh, wait, that's
just the remnants of the Napster thread. My mistake.

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Speedy Birds

Mr Tasslehoff

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Oct 24, 2000, 8:42:14 PM10/24/00
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You know, looking back over the title of this thread, I think we may be pissing
off Mr. Thaxton (I think he was the original poster). What say you, Sir
Hakestad?

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Turnip

Jostein Hakestad

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"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> skrev i melding
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> You know, looking back over the title of this thread, I think we may be
pissing
> off Mr. Thaxton (I think he was the original poster). What say you, Sir
> Hakestad?
>

Whoops!

Sorry, Ford.

There, I just changed the name of the thread. And you know why? Because
yesterday I bought the Braveheart score! And I am loving it! I haven't
actually heard much from that score apart from whithin the context of the
film, but it is a GREAT score mesa thinks.

--
Jostein H

Mr Tasslehoff

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You're just now buying that one? What kept you??? BTW, some of the best end
credits music I've ever heard is on this one.

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Collared Greens

Jostein Hakestad

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"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> skrev i melding
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>
> You're just now buying that one? What kept you???

I don't know. Laziness, I guess.

> BTW, some of the best end
> credits music I've ever heard is on this one.

The three last tracks of the CD are STUNNING. The music is so breathtakingly
beautiful that it hurts, there's something genuinely heroic about it all. It
creates tears of joy! It's almost exhausting to listen to it! A Horner
CLASSIC, almost as good as "Legends of the Fall"

--
Jostein H

Jaquandor

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Oct 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/25/00
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I prefer the first tracks, actually. "The Secret Wedding" is one of the most
haunting tracks I've ever heard.

Robert John Guttke

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On 25 Oct 2000 16:22:37 GMT, jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE (Jaquandor)
wrote:

>>"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> skrev i melding
>>news:20001025071502...@ng-fd1.news.cs.com...
>>>
>>> You're just now buying that one? What kept you???
>>
>>I don't know. Laziness, I guess.
>>
>>> BTW, some of the best end
>>> credits music I've ever heard is on this one.
>>
>>The three last tracks of the CD are STUNNING. The music is so breathtakingly
>>beautiful that it hurts, there's something genuinely heroic about it all. It
>>creates tears of joy! It's almost exhausting to listen to it! A Horner
>>CLASSIC, almost as good as "Legends of the Fall"
>
>I prefer the first tracks, actually. "The Secret Wedding" is one of the most
>haunting tracks I've ever heard.
>


Jaq, Jaq, Jaq-in-the box, first maligning Blade Runner and now
espousing Braveheart over Legends of the Fall. Must I visit you with
the baseball bat?

Again?


Robert John Guttke Photography
www.guttke.com


Jaquandor

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Don't forget, I didn't like "Powder" either.

As for the baseball bat, do what you will. I own a seven-foot oaken staff which
would shatter your bat unto Tiny Bits. And then where would you be? Ha!!!

I do love "Legends of the Fall", though. But "Braveheart" squeaks by, probably
because Uillean Pipes are a fave of mine, and I don't recall any Shakuhachi
crap in "Braveheart".

BTW, what ever happened to Julia Ormond? For a while there she was the hottest
thing, and now she appears to have vanished entirely.

Robert John Guttke

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On 25 Oct 2000 20:53:56 GMT, jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE (Jaquandor)
wrote:


What am I to do with you? So contrary. Don't like POWDER (shame on
you), but share my same feelings about Julia Ormond. I found her
remarkable in Legends of the Fall and had high hopes of seeing her go
on to yet bigger and brighter things.... I would, however, suspect
that SHE liked Powder.

Jaquandor

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Oct 26, 2000, 8:45:47 AM10/26/00
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Let's see, I remember three films she was in: "Legends...", "First Knight", and
"Sabrina". The only one of these that was a really big hit was "Legends", which
is attributable to Brad Pitt. I suspect that given three films in such a short
time that weren't huge, producers simply ignored her after that. (Rather like
TV networks that cancel shows for bad ratings after three episodes air.)

> I would, however, suspect
>that SHE liked Powder.

Well, there you go. I would assume that she found "Bladerunner" a piece of
crap!

Nicolai P. Zwar

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Oct 26, 2000, 10:15:21 AM10/26/00
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Jaquandor wrote:

>
> > I would, however, suspect
> >that SHE liked Powder.
>
> Well, there you go. I would assume that she found "Bladerunner" a piece of
> crap!


Could be, could be, but I bet she gorges herself on broccoli.
--
Nicolai P. Zwar

"Quite frankly, I'd much rather be David Lee Roth with a blonde on his
arm than a damp and dumpy water fowl with a zit on his nose!! But then
that pretty much goes without saying."
(Opus)

Robert John Guttke

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On 26 Oct 2000 12:45:47 GMT, jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE (Jaquandor)
wrote:

Jaq!

For shame! What happened to your eloquence? "Crap"? What an
unseemly word. No Powder, no Blade Runner... !!!!!.... now I get it!
Someone slipped a pod under your bed recently and we are dealing with
your evil replicant!

Jaquandor

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Oct 26, 2000, 2:37:01 PM10/26/00
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Well, I could strive for a higher level of poetics, thusly: "Bladerunner is a
odious, festering pile of dog defecation", but I don't feel strongly enough
about my dislike for the film to describe it so. In fact, "dislike" itself may
be too strong a word; the film, to me, is mildly interesting but in no way
deserving of its cult status.

> No Powder, no Blade Runner... !!!!!.... now I get it!
>Someone slipped a pod under your bed recently and we are dealing with
>your evil replicant!

Hmmmm. I am reminded of the Halloween episode of "The Simpsons" where Bart
discovers that his evil twin is being kept locked in the attic, and it later
turns out that what is locked in the attic is actually the GOOD twin, and Bart
is the evil one. Surely something similar applies here? Hmmmmm.

But anyway, as I see that I need to get back on your good graces, I shall
merely wait for Atraiel to manifest again, at which time I shall thump her with
all the wit and eloquence in my arsenal. We all know how I value your
particular good graces!!

Jaquandor

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Oct 26, 2000, 2:38:24 PM10/26/00
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>Jaquandor wrote:
>
>>
>> > I would, however, suspect
>> >that SHE liked Powder.
>>
>> Well, there you go. I would assume that she found "Bladerunner" a piece of
>> crap!
>
>
>Could be, could be, but I bet she gorges herself on broccoli.

And that would explain her meteoric plummet from the radar screen of Pop
Culture. Broccoli: the vegetable of mediocrity!!!

Robert John Guttke

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Oct 26, 2000, 3:13:37 PM10/26/00
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>
>But anyway, as I see that I need to get back on your good graces, I shall
>merely wait for Atraiel to manifest again, at which time I shall thump her with
>all the wit and eloquence in my arsenal. We all know how I value your
>particular good graces!!
>
And rightly so, Grasshopper.

Here's an interesting tid bit for you: Absolutely EVERYONE I know who
has bought a DVD player ALSO bought a copy of Blade Runner at the same
time. I have often thought since discovering this that Blade Runner
should be included with all new DVD players as part of the basic
equipment. There isn't a more visual feast available.....

>
(I'm relentless, no?)


>
>--
>-Jaq.
>
>"That invisible hand of Adam Smith's seems to offer an extended middle finger
>to an awful lot of people." -George Carlin
>

Robert John Guttke Photography
www.guttke.com

Robert John Guttke

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On 26 Oct 2000 18:38:24 GMT, jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE (Jaquandor)
wrote:

>>Jaquandor wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> > I would, however, suspect
>>> >that SHE liked Powder.
>>>
>>> Well, there you go. I would assume that she found "Bladerunner" a piece of
>>> crap!
>>
>>
>>Could be, could be, but I bet she gorges herself on broccoli.
>
>And that would explain her meteoric plummet from the radar screen of Pop
>Culture. Broccoli: the vegetable of mediocrity!!!
>
>


She did do that Thelma's Sense of Snow thing that the Sainted Roger
Ebert raved over. I haven't seen it.

Jostein Hakestad

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Oct 26, 2000, 4:55:08 PM10/26/00
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"Robert John Guttke" <gut...@juno.com> skrev i melding
news:39f882e8...@netnews.worldnet.att.net...

> And rightly so, Grasshopper.
>
> Here's an interesting tid bit for you: Absolutely EVERYONE I know who
> has bought a DVD player ALSO bought a copy of Blade Runner at the same
> time. I have often thought since discovering this that Blade Runner
> should be included with all new DVD players as part of the basic
> equipment. There isn't a more visual feast available.....
>
>

Oh, yes there is, Robert.

It's called "Star Wars", and it has better music than Blade Runner as well.

--
Jostein H


Robert John Guttke

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Oct 26, 2000, 4:02:05 PM10/26/00
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You are insane. Or Twelve.

Jostein Hakestad

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Oct 26, 2000, 5:41:41 PM10/26/00
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"Robert John Guttke" <gut...@juno.com> skrev i melding
news:39f88eb8...@netnews.worldnet.att.net...

> You are insane. Or Twelve.

I'm 19, and almost completely sane.

And unlike you, sir, I do not call people insane because they disagree with
me.
I don't care if you thought it was funny or not. I found it to be insulting.

Good night, and don't bother to reply.

--
Jostein H


Robert John Guttke

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Oct 26, 2000, 4:43:15 PM10/26/00
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But it is the MIDDLE of the afternoon!!!

Jaquandor

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Oct 26, 2000, 8:47:02 PM10/26/00
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>Here's an interesting tid bit for you: Absolutely EVERYONE I know who
>has bought a DVD player ALSO bought a copy of Blade Runner at the same
>time. I have often thought since discovering this that Blade Runner
>should be included with all new DVD players as part of the basic
>equipment. There isn't a more visual feast available.....

I grant that the visuals are fantastic, but my favorite films in terms of sheer
visual impact are "Close Encounters" and "The Last of the Mohicans". I've
rarely seen a film that conveys such a sense of vast, untamed wilderness as the
latter.

Jaquandor

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Oct 26, 2000, 8:48:48 PM10/26/00
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Ah, but he is Norwegian, and he has to get up early in the morning to be on the
salmon boats as they head out to sea. Plus there's that pesky time-zone thing.

Jaquandor

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Oct 26, 2000, 8:51:03 PM10/26/00
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Anal Correction Department: "Smilla's".

I haven't seen it either, and had forgotten about it. I read the book and hated
it, so I had no interest in seeing the movie.

Ebert is my favorite critic, but he's certainly no saint. The guy liked "Cop
And A Half", for Christ's sake -- a fact which Siskel never stopped ribbing him
for.

Robert John Guttke

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Oct 26, 2000, 10:36:14 PM10/26/00
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On 27 Oct 2000 00:51:03 GMT, jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE (Jaquandor)
wrote:

>>On 26 Oct 2000 18:38:24 GMT, jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE (Jaquandor)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>>Jaquandor wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> > I would, however, suspect
>>>>> >that SHE liked Powder.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, there you go. I would assume that she found "Bladerunner" a piece
>>of
>>>>> crap!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Could be, could be, but I bet she gorges herself on broccoli.
>>>
>>>And that would explain her meteoric plummet from the radar screen of Pop
>>>Culture. Broccoli: the vegetable of mediocrity!!!
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>She did do that Thelma's Sense of Snow thing that the Sainted Roger
>>Ebert raved over. I haven't seen it.
>
>Anal Correction Department: "Smilla's".

Wow. Do you have a spell checker down there too?

Actually, I was making a joke with the Thelma thing..... Smilla is
not a good name for the title of a film.

Jaquandor

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Oct 26, 2000, 11:37:24 PM10/26/00
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>On 27 Oct 2000 00:51:03 GMT, jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE (Jaquandor)
>wrote:
>
>>>On 26 Oct 2000 18:38:24 GMT, jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE (Jaquandor)
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>>Jaquandor wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > I would, however, suspect
>>>>>> >that SHE liked Powder.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, there you go. I would assume that she found "Bladerunner" a piece
>>>of
>>>>>> crap!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Could be, could be, but I bet she gorges herself on broccoli.
>>>>
>>>>And that would explain her meteoric plummet from the radar screen of Pop
>>>>Culture. Broccoli: the vegetable of mediocrity!!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>She did do that Thelma's Sense of Snow thing that the Sainted Roger
>>>Ebert raved over. I haven't seen it.
>>
>>Anal Correction Department: "Smilla's".
>
>Wow. Do you have a spell checker down there too?

Nope. I do all spell checks myself. (Unlike our former VP, Mr Quayle, I have
always been pretty good at spelling.)

>Actually, I was making a joke with the Thelma thing..... Smilla is
>not a good name for the title of a film.

It wasn't such a good title for a book, either. The author tried to convey a
sense of winter hopelessness, and he succeeded only too well, creating a book
that is glacially dull.

Jostein Hakestad

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"Jaquandor" <jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE> skrev i melding
news:20001026204848...@ng-ch1.aol.com...

>
> Ah, but he is Norwegian, and he has to get up early in the morning to be
on the
> salmon boats as they head out to sea.


Only a small percentage of the Norwegian population are actually fishermen.
I'm not one of them.


> Plus there's that pesky time-zone thing.

Yep.

--
Jostein H


Nicolai P. Zwar

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Oct 27, 2000, 3:02:32 AM10/27/00
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Robert John Guttke wrote:

>
> Jaq!
>
> For shame! What happened to your eloquence? "Crap"? What an
> unseemly word. No Powder, no Blade Runner... !!!!!.... now I get it!
> Someone slipped a pod under your bed recently and we are dealing with
> your evil replicant!


Ah, yes, finally something that makes a lot of sense. It's Halloween
soon, anyway.

Nicolai P. Zwar

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Oct 27, 2000, 3:04:28 AM10/27/00
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Robert John Guttke wrote:
>
> But it is the MIDDLE of the afternoon!!!


They don't get much sun up there.

Mr Tasslehoff

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Oct 27, 2000, 3:53:50 AM10/27/00
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>>Here's an interesting tid bit for you: Absolutely EVERYONE I know who
>>has bought a DVD player ALSO bought a copy of Blade Runner at the same
>>time. I have often thought since discovering this that Blade Runner
>>should be included with all new DVD players as part of the basic
>>equipment. There isn't a more visual feast available.....
>
>I grant that the visuals are fantastic, but my favorite films in terms of
>sheer
>visual impact are "Close Encounters" and "The Last of the Mohicans". I've
>rarely seen a film that conveys such a sense of vast, untamed wilderness as
>the
>latter.

And a good score to boot.

-- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Hero of the Lance

Jostein Hakestad

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Oct 27, 2000, 5:28:12 AM10/27/00
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"Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@aol.com> skrev i melding
news:39F928FC...@aol.com...

>
> They don't get much sun up there.
>

And I suppose you think we have polar bears walking the streets, and eskimos
ice-fishing in our lakes.

--
Jostein H


Jaquandor

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Oct 27, 2000, 8:20:37 AM10/27/00
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>"Jaquandor" <jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE> skrev i melding
>news:20001026204848...@ng-ch1.aol.com...
>>
>> Ah, but he is Norwegian, and he has to get up early in the morning to be
>on the
>> salmon boats as they head out to sea.
>
>
>Only a small percentage of the Norwegian population are actually fishermen.
>I'm not one of them.

Sheesh, then what ARE you, anyway? What else is there to do in Norway? I mean,
the main industry (pillaging England) dried up centuries ago!!

>> Plus there's that pesky time-zone thing.
>
>Yep.

You know, I've always wanted to see Scandinavia. Is it as beautiful as the
travelogues make it out to be?

Jostein Hakestad

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>
> Sheesh, then what ARE you, anyway? What else is there to do in Norway? I
mean,
> the main industry (pillaging England) dried up centuries ago!!

Very funny. :-)

What is there to do, you wonder? What AM I?

Here is the answer:
I'm a student, and I study Art History in the city of Stavanger, the "oil"
capital of Norway.


And I'm one of Mr. Tasslehoff's brave knights, but you already knew that.

>
> You know, I've always wanted to see Scandinavia. Is it as beautiful as the
> travelogues make it out to be?
>

Norwegian scenery is breathtaking. And I'm not a very patriotic man, so I'm
not just saying it because I'm FROM Norway.

You may think that we Norwegians are a wierd bunch, but we think the same
about Americans. ;-)

Seriously though: if you ever get the chance, you HAVE to visit Norway.

--
Jostein H


Jaquandor

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>"Jaquandor" <jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE> skrev i melding
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>>
>> Sheesh, then what ARE you, anyway? What else is there to do in Norway? I
>mean,
>> the main industry (pillaging England) dried up centuries ago!!
>
>Very funny. :-)
>
>What is there to do, you wonder? What AM I?
>
>Here is the answer:
>I'm a student, and I study Art History in the city of Stavanger, the "oil"
>capital of Norway.

Art history, eh? I hope jobs in that field are more plentiful in Norway than
jobs in philosophy (my degree field) are here.

>And I'm one of Mr. Tasslehoff's brave knights, but you already knew that.

"Wired" magazine had an article a few issues back about people who establish
their own fictitious countries via the Web. The text of the article is probably
online; you might find it interesting....

>> You know, I've always wanted to see Scandinavia. Is it as beautiful as the
>> travelogues make it out to be?
>>
>
>Norwegian scenery is breathtaking. And I'm not a very patriotic man, so I'm
>not just saying it because I'm FROM Norway.
>
>You may think that we Norwegians are a wierd bunch, but we think the same
>about Americans. ;-)

I do think Norwegians are a weird bunch, but I think that Americans are utterly
screwed up. This is the only country in the world that could think up Monster
Truck Rallies.

>Seriously though: if you ever get the chance, you HAVE to visit Norway.

I hope to do just that, some day.

Jeff Volkman

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"Jaquandor" <jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE> wrote in message
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> >On 26 Oct 2000 18:38:24 GMT, jaqu...@aol.comREMOVE (Jaquandor)
> >wrote:
> >
> >She did do that Thelma's Sense of Snow thing that the Sainted Roger
> >Ebert raved over. I haven't seen it.
>
> Anal Correction Department: "Smilla's".
>
> I haven't seen it either, and had forgotten about it. I read the book and
hated
> it, so I had no interest in seeing the movie.
>
> Ebert is my favorite critic, but he's certainly no saint. The guy liked
"Cop
> And A Half", for Christ's sake -- a fact which Siskel never stopped
ribbing him
> for.


"Smilla's Sense of Snow" isn't bad. And Ormond looks stunning in the film.
It's worth seeing for her alone.

Jostein Hakestad

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>
> Art history, eh? I hope jobs in that field are more plentiful in Norway
than
> jobs in philosophy (my degree field) are here.

Actually, "Art history" is just the first year of a three year course in
"Art and culture preservation". I'm not sure about the job opportunities,
but I think I'll be OK :-)

>
> >And I'm one of Mr. Tasslehoff's brave knights, but you already knew that.
>
> "Wired" magazine had an article a few issues back about people who
establish
> their own fictitious countries via the Web. The text of the article is
probably
> online; you might find it interesting....

Fictitious? What do you mean, fictitious?
It's all REAL, I tells ya! Just ask Tasslehoff! He'll tell you!

>
> I do think Norwegians are a weird bunch, but I think that Americans are
utterly
> screwed up. This is the only country in the world that could think up
Monster
> Truck Rallies.

Indeed.


--
Jostein H


Dave T

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> Anal Correction Department: "Smilla's".
>
> I haven't seen it either, and had forgotten about it. I read the book and
hated
> it, so I had no interest in seeing the movie.

Smilla's Feeling For Snow sounded interesting, and the Tunguska fireball at
the beginning was well done.

The bit where I lost interest was when the medical examiner says something
like: "you pick up a lot of tricks in this job. I shone a lightbulb in his
trousers..."

It may be a legitimate forensic technique, but it's a dumb line and kills
the movie dead.
--
Dave

Hail to the King, baby!


Nicolai P. Zwar

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Jostein Hakestad wrote:

> And I suppose you think we have polar bears walking the streets

That's why I always carry some fresh raw meat with me when I hit the
streets of Oslo.

Jostein Hakestad

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>
> That's why I always carry some fresh raw meat with me when I hit the
> streets of Oslo.
>

Clever, clever...

--
Jostein H


Dave T

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Robert John Guttke <gut...@juno.com> wrote in message
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> Here's an interesting tid bit for you: Absolutely EVERYONE I know who
> has bought a DVD player ALSO bought a copy of Blade Runner at the same
> time. I have often thought since discovering this that Blade Runner
> should be included with all new DVD players as part of the basic
> equipment. There isn't a more visual feast available.....

Not me.

I'm waiting for a proper special edition, hopefully with the documentary
Channel 4 (UK) screened earlier this year.

The forthcoming box set (bunging a bunch of previously-available books, CDs
and movies in a box, adding a couple of frames of film and giving it a
collectable number does not a special edition make) is a prime example of
Money for Old Rope.

The first DVD I got the day I bought the machine was Out Of Sight, because
it was about the only disc worth buying in HMV Harrow. The first DVD I
bought on-line was the R1 version of The Iron Giant.

Was that enough ammunition? OK, I'll add a bit more.

I love Star Wars and I'm 27.
I have watched several Steven Seagal movies, and even enjoyed a couple of
them.
Steven Spielberg is a hero of mine.
I think John Williams is the world's greatest living composer.
As a general rule, very few movies made before 1977 move me, with some
notable exceptions.
I think Gone With The Wind sucks harder than any movie ever made, except
Robert Altman's Short Cuts.

What, you still need more? OK...

I have enjoyed many summer popcorn movies. I thought Godzilla was a riot.
I think David Arnold is a promising new composer, I loved his James Bond
scores.
While I'm on the subject, I think Roger Moore is the best James Bond.
I thought The Mummy (the film and the score) were very enjoyable.
My collection of classical music is of the "I don't know about art, but I
know what I like" variety, I'm sure that the intelligentsia would find it
deeply uncool.
I use words like "uncool".

I look forward to a superior, withering response. Feel free to call my
intellect and sanity into question.

Mr Tasslehoff

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>> Sheesh, then what ARE you, anyway? What else is there to do in Norway? I
>mean,
>> the main industry (pillaging England) dried up centuries ago!!
>
>Very funny. :-)

Errppp!!! He's found us out Sir Hakestad! Y-Yes, of COURSE that industry
dried up centuries ago. Yes, the seaside British have nothing to worry
about...

>And I'm one of Mr. Tasslehoff's brave knights, but you already knew that.

<raises Horner sceptre in salute>

Mr Tasslehoff

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>> >And I'm one of Mr. Tasslehoff's brave knights, but you already knew that.
>>
>> "Wired" magazine had an article a few issues back about people who
>establish
>> their own fictitious countries via the Web. The text of the article is
>probably
>> online; you might find it interesting....
>
>Fictitious? What do you mean, fictitious?

This is what I'M asking!! What is this "ficticious" talk I hear? You must not
be aware that Scandinavia and Scotland are connected by a stretch of land.
This is where we Knights of the Golden Doorknob reside, with a capital base
just northwest of Stavanger. What, do you think there is actually OIL under
the sea there? Those fools are drilling on land!! But they and everyone else
are unaware because Sir Hakestad has placed an illusion spell over the entire
area. Ah, what would I do without my loyal Salmon Boy?

Mr Tasslehoff

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>I love Star Wars and I'm 27.
>I have watched several Steven Seagal movies, and even enjoyed a couple of
>them.
>Steven Spielberg is a hero of mine.
>I think John Williams is the world's greatest living composer.
>As a general rule, very few movies made before 1977 move me, with some
>notable exceptions.
>I think Gone With The Wind sucks harder than any movie ever made, except
>Robert Altman's Short Cuts.
>
>What, you still need more? OK...
>
>I have enjoyed many summer popcorn movies. I thought Godzilla was a riot.
>I think David Arnold is a promising new composer, I loved his James Bond
>scores.
>While I'm on the subject, I think Roger Moore is the best James Bond.
>I thought The Mummy (the film and the score) were very enjoyable.
>My collection of classical music is of the "I don't know about art, but I
>know what I like" variety, I'm sure that the intelligentsia would find it
>deeply uncool.
>I use words like "uncool".
>
>I look forward to a superior, withering response. Feel free to call my
>intellect and sanity into question.

You end your posts with Raimi-concocted, Bruce Campbell catch phrases. That
speaks for itself...

But enough jest, I'll stand with you, Raimi Fiend. I share commonality with
you on a modest percentage of the characteristics you just mentioned. Good to
see another Mummy fan.

Jostein Hakestad

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"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> skrev i melding
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>
> This is what I'M asking!! What is this "ficticious" talk I hear? You
must not
> be aware that Scandinavia and Scotland are connected by a stretch of land.
> This is where we Knights of the Golden Doorknob reside, with a capital
base
> just northwest of Stavanger. What, do you think there is actually OIL
under
> the sea there? Those fools are drilling on land!! But they and everyone
else
> are unaware because Sir Hakestad has placed an illusion spell over the
entire
> area. Ah, what would I do without my loyal Salmon Boy?

I'm glad to be of service.

And my illusion spell is still working...

--
Jostein H


Jostein Hakestad

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"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> skrev i melding
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> >> Sheesh, then what ARE you, anyway? What else is there to do in Norway?
I
> >mean,
> >> the main industry (pillaging England) dried up centuries ago!!
> >
> >Very funny. :-)
>
> Errppp!!! He's found us out Sir Hakestad! Y-Yes, of COURSE that industry
> dried up centuries ago. Yes, the seaside British have nothing to worry
> about...


Of course...

>
> >And I'm one of Mr. Tasslehoff's brave knights, but you already knew that.
>
> <raises Horner sceptre in salute>
>

:-)

'Tis good to be a hero!

--
Jostein H


Mr Tasslehoff

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Excellent....

Mr Tasslehoff

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>> >And I'm one of Mr. Tasslehoff's brave knights, but you already knew that.
>>
>> <raises Horner sceptre in salute>
>>
>
>:-)
>
>'Tis good to be a hero!
>

'Tis indeed, and to annoy Mr. Guttke -- : )

Jostein Hakestad

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>
> Not me.
>
> I'm waiting for a proper special edition, hopefully with the documentary
> Channel 4 (UK) screened earlier this year.
>
> The forthcoming box set (bunging a bunch of previously-available books,
CDs
> and movies in a box, adding a couple of frames of film and giving it a
> collectable number does not a special edition make) is a prime example of
> Money for Old Rope.
>
> The first DVD I got the day I bought the machine was Out Of Sight, because
> it was about the only disc worth buying in HMV Harrow. The first DVD I
> bought on-line was the R1 version of The Iron Giant.

Iron Giant: wonderful film, wonderful score.

>
> Was that enough ammunition? OK, I'll add a bit more.
>
> I love Star Wars and I'm 27.

Same here. Except for the fact that I'm 19.

> I have watched several Steven Seagal movies, and even enjoyed a couple of
> them.

I despise Steven Seagal. But "Under Siege" was good.

> Steven Spielberg is a hero of mine.

Same here.

> I think John Williams is the world's greatest living composer.

What can I say? You're absolutely right! I hope John Williams will live
forever!

> As a general rule, very few movies made before 1977 move me, with some
> notable exceptions.

I agree. One of the exceptions is Vertigo.

> I think Gone With The Wind sucks harder than any movie ever made, except
> Robert Altman's Short Cuts.

Really? Well, the dialogue is REALLY dated, but I kinda liked it. It's a bit
overlong, though.

>
> What, you still need more? OK...

I think you're killing him...

>
> I have enjoyed many summer popcorn movies. I thought Godzilla was a riot.
> I think David Arnold is a promising new composer, I loved his James Bond
> scores.

I agree. But ID4 is MUCH better than Godzilla.
David Arnold is excellent.

> While I'm on the subject, I think Roger Moore is the best James Bond.
> I thought The Mummy (the film and the score) were very enjoyable.
> My collection of classical music is of the "I don't know about art, but I
> know what I like" variety, I'm sure that the intelligentsia would find it
> deeply uncool.
> I use words like "uncool".

I use words like "excellent".
I use words.

By the way, Roger Moore WAS pretty cool. And I have the Mummy both on DVD
and Score CD. And my classical collection is VERY limited. Holst's "The
Planets" is my favourite.

Look at Robert John Guttke! I think he's melting!

>
> I look forward to a superior, withering response. Feel free to call my
> intellect and sanity into question.

Trust me. All you have to do is wait...

He managed to call me insane (or twelve) just because I liked Star Wars
better than Blade Runner. Little did he know how right he was (about the
"insane" part)

BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA!

--
Jostein H


Jostein Hakestad

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"Mr Tasslehoff" <mrtass...@cs.com> skrev i melding
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> >> >And I'm one of Mr. Tasslehoff's brave knights, but you already knew
that.
> >>
> >> <raises Horner sceptre in salute>
> >>
> >
> >:-)
> >
> >'Tis good to be a hero!
> >
>
> 'Tis indeed, and to annoy Mr. Guttke -- : )

Even better!

--
Jostein H


Jostein Hakestad

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>
> You end your posts with Raimi-concocted, Bruce Campbell catch phrases.
That
> speaks for itself...
>
> But enough jest, I'll stand with you, Raimi Fiend. I share commonality
with
> you on a modest percentage of the characteristics you just mentioned.
Good to
> see another Mummy fan.
>

I love the Mummy. Excellent jokes, and it reminds me of Indiana Jones,
although it is no way near as good as "Raiders"

--
Jostein H


Dave T

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Oct 28, 2000, 7:27:39 AM10/28/00
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Jostein Hakestad <au...@online.no> wrote in message
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> I love the Mummy. Excellent jokes, and it reminds me of Indiana Jones,
> although it is no way near as good as "Raiders"

And my fiancée would emphasise the importance of the Brendan Fraser factor.

"Patience is a virtue Mr. O'Connell"

"Not right now it isn't!"

Dave T

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Jostein Hakestad <au...@online.no> wrote in message
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> Trust me. All you have to do is wait...
>
> He managed to call me insane (or twelve) just because I liked Star Wars
> better than Blade Runner. Little did he know how right he was (about the
> "insane" part)
>
> BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA!

My first ever post here, he told me off for not liking any movies without
spaceships and aliens.

I still like him though, the group would be a much duller place if he wasn't
here.

I love many movies without spaceships and aliens btw.

Jostein Hakestad

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>
> My first ever post here, he told me off for not liking any movies without
> spaceships and aliens.

He's probably given me that treatment at one point or another, as well.

>
> I still like him though, the group would be a much duller place if he
wasn't
> here.

Perhaps. But I don't think he realizes that his "witty" remarks sometimes
can be interpreted as insults, especially by newcomers to rec.music.movies.

>
> I love many movies without spaceships and aliens btw.

Me too. But, being a Star Wars fan AND a Star Trek fan, I always find myself
returning to that type of movies. :-)

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with liking movies with spaceships and
aliens in them.

--
Jostein H


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