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Will Dockery

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Apr 20, 2009, 7:44:26 PM4/20/09
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"Rob Evans"wrote:
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> It was till you arrived, clown.

Nice tie-in to my song-poem "Little Homeless Clown", Mushmouth...
thanks for your unwitting plug:

http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

Little Homeless Clown

Sign on the door read
enter at your own risk.
Too many times now betrayed
by the Judas kiss.

Baby rode by
in a brand new pickup truck.
She waved goodbye,
blew me a kiss for luck.

So I been out rambling
shambling
through the trailer park 'til dawn.
She was frozen in the hall
like headlines on a fawn.

Give me another run
before the sun goes down.
Give me another hit
my little homeless clown.

All alone in this
big old house again.
Harranged by all my
so-called friends.

Too late now
she's riding with the wind.
Just last week
she said she'd stick by me to the end.

Ain't no crystal ball
but I can
feel it in the back of my bones.
She got a sugar daddy
never coming home.

Give me another run
before the sun goes down.
Give me another hit
my little homeless clown.

Give me another run
before the sun goes down.
Give me another hit
my little homeless clown.

-Will Dockery ©2009

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Will Dockery

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Apr 23, 2009, 12:27:39 AM4/23/09
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"Rik Roots" wrote:
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> Go start your own thread

Good idea, Rik, so I've done that. Here's my song-poem of the day, "Rosell":

Rosell

Sitting here at Cobb Hospital,
thinking about old Rosell.
Oh what a beautiful face.
She got faraway topaz eyes,
pretty pair of DUIs,
what a beautiful face.


It's all right any way she please,
she gets that cute little smile,
when I'm down on my knees.


Somebody trashed Joe's newstand,
and they blamed it on old Rosell,
I began to understand.
I was framed, wiretapped hotel,
and no sign of old Rosell
I began to understand.


It's all right, any way she please,
I'm just her little fall guy,
driving around in her taxi.


She's crying sway
like watercolor in the rain.
She's way out of reach
100 miles ahead of her pain.


Sitting at the railroad station,
trying to remember the combination.
Oh, what a beautiful girl.
My cross to bear at the old depot,
I had no idea she'd turn so cold,
oh what a beautiful girl.


And it's all right any way she please.
She knows the night is young,
and Rosie's swinging free.


-Will Dockery (words)/Henry Conley (music)

--
"Rosell" and other new recordings by Will Dockery:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

Will Dockery

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Apr 29, 2009, 4:09:32 AM4/29/09
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"Rob Evans" <mushmou...@spittle-spew.com> wrote:
>
> a prune-faced vulture:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-Rob-Evans
>
> > "We know
>
> we do

How could you miss it every morning when you stare into the mirror? No
wonder you seem so bitter and angry, Mushmouth.

Miss Alice Crenshaw
>
> Little Victoria
> stepped on a bumblebee,
> near the sawmill millhouse.
>
> Cousin Maxwell
> saw it while sitting in a tree,
> on the hill
> across from Uncle Grouse.
>
> Near the house of
> Bullethead & Shorty...
> Always late, never home,
> they's a fighting,
> they'll get home the best they can.
> With some luck and
> a Southern wind.
>
> Shorty's chasing Bullethead
> with a frying pan
> full of chicken bones.
> Jerked wire
> someone tried to call the cops
> on the telephone.
>
> Sort of in the backyard
> of the old waterpump house.
> Near the canepatch,
> Miss Crenshaw's creeping like a mouse.
>
> She said some odd words,
> seen them spit right out her mouth.
>
> Everybody's watching television,
> or Miss Crenshaw's hipshake.
> She's a stroller in technicolor
> up and down a dirt avenue
> for goodness sake.
>
> If you need a girl
> you can converse...
> She's a good listener
> and she ain't quite loud!
> But a looker in a crowd.
>
> On a two stooler bike,
> somebody easing down the path.
>
> Near the house of
> Bullethead & Shorty...
> Working late at the mill again.
> Scoop the sugar with cabbage,
> wash it down with cold gin.
>
> Never sure when the morning starts
> or where it ends.
>
> I recall a bit later,
> when she shook her peaches for me.
> Shady silver leaf maples,
> and a lonesome persimmon tree.
>
> Full moon and hay fever
> schoolhouse looking like a Sphinx.
> She's a sweetie,
> her hair's like a chestnut minx.
>
> Everybody's watching television,
> or Miss Crenshaw's hipshake.
> She's a stroller
> up and down a dirt avenue.
>
> If you need a girl
> you can converse...
> She's a good listener
> and she ain't quite loud!
> But a looker in a crowd.
>
> -Will Dockery

--
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http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery


Rob Evans

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Apr 29, 2009, 5:10:12 AM4/29/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squits that he remains a

a self obsessed toad:
>
>>
> "We know

we do

you don't.

Rob


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Will Dockery

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Apr 29, 2009, 5:25:03 AM4/29/09
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"Rob Evans" <mushmou...@whistle-lisp.com> wrote:
>
> a prune-faced toad:

http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-Rob-Evans

>> "We know
>
> we do

You should by now, Mushmouth.

--
"It's so easy to be a poet and so hard to be a man." -Charles Bukowski
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

Will Dockery

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Apr 29, 2009, 4:04:30 AM4/29/09
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"Rob Evans" <mushmou...@spittle-spew.com> wrote:
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> a prune-faced vulture:
>

How could you miss it every morning when you stare into the mirror? No

Will Dockery

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Apr 29, 2009, 4:00:39 AM4/29/09
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Rob Evans

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May 1, 2009, 3:39:08 PM5/1/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squits that he remains a

a self obsessed toad:
>
>>
> "We know

we do

you don't.

Rob
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I reach for 45-calibre pearls

Rob Evans

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May 1, 2009, 3:39:51 PM5/1/09
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Will Dockery

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May 3, 2009, 3:31:10 PM5/3/09
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"Rob Evans", mushmouthed poet, wrote:
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> black rather than brown

Your teeth? In the older photo your teeth are still brown, Mushmouth.

--
"She Sleeps Tight" by Will Dockery & Brian Mallard (vocal draft):
http://www.archive.org/details/SheSleepsTightvocalTake

Rob Evans

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May 4, 2009, 12:08:22 PM5/4/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squits..
>
> So, add colorblindness to your many faults, Mushmouth.
>
Only my screen, silly Duck. Thankfully, your unspeakable shit comes in
black rather than brown font.

Will Dockery

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May 4, 2009, 9:46:44 PM5/4/09
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"Rob Evans" <mushmou...@spew.com> wrote:
>

Have a hanky to wipe your spewed gunk off your screen, Mushmouth?

> She Sleeps Tight
>
> Sleeps so tight
> she has a marksman's eye.
> Maker's mark
> tattoo firewater spine.
> Leather shoes
> but nowhere to go.
>
> Dice and coins
> scattered in the snow.
> Dice and coins
> scattered in the snow.
>
> Won't be long,
> until I see her face.
> She's waiting
> in an undisclosed place.
> I've been conspired
> banned from my muse.
>
> This won't stick
> poor boy's all confused.
> This won't stick
> poor boy's all confused.
>
> In Salem town
> she keeps her chin so high.
> Darkened breeze
> she smiles as I roll by.
> Step inside
> she looks for tables left.
>
> Wink at time
> nothing lasts except yourself.
> Wink at time
> nothing lasts except yourself.
>
> Like a Steamboat
> she plans to roll on down.
> To the Gulf
> out of this dirty town.
> Copper mesh
> kept stuffed in a jar.
>
> Sharp cold hit
> turning wine to water.
> Sharp cold hit
> turning wine to water.
>
> We know him
> eye deed by his ship.
> In a trap
> a kind of goosechase trip.
> Whiskey fumes
> and stale gunsmoke.
>
> Sunk and drowned
> with all her knives and jokes.
> Sunk and drowned
> with all her knives and jokes.
>
> Sleeps so tight
> she has a marksman's eye.
> Maker's mark
> tattoo firewater spine.
> Leather shoes
> but nowhere to go.
>
> -Will Dockery (words)
> Brian Mallard (music)

Rob Evans

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May 5, 2009, 3:12:37 PM5/5/09
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Our resident king Dumbass squips

> "Rob Evans" <mushmou...@spew.com> wrote:
>>
>
And then left nothing that I actually wrote,
,

So sad, so green, so Duckry.

Will Dockery

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May 5, 2009, 3:30:23 PM5/5/09
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"Rob Evans" <mushmouth-p...@spew.com> wrote:
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> And then left nothing that I actually wrote,

And where is your "Wife Beating Blues" poem, Mushmouth?

--
"Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and
when you laugh, laugh like hell and when you get angry, get good and
angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough." -William
Saroyan
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery


Will Dockery

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May 5, 2009, 8:21:39 PM5/5/09
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Skip Spence & Dark Magic.... the theremin sound...

"The 7 Degrees of Spacegrass"!

"Brian Vaughan"wrote:
>> ***Howdy!***>
> ---Brian Fowler wrote:
> >> > B.V., Which tunes have Will? Its been so long
since those sessions, I can't remember.
> > ***The tunes with Will's vocals
are "Flying Saucer Mechanic" & "Discovery At Trilobite Bay", which are
among
the tunes that haven't been exposed yet. They have been undergoing
final
adjustments, getting pretty close to ready.> > The instrumental
tune
currently on the SoundClick page with the title "Discovery At
Trilobite Bay"
is getting a name change when I upload the finished version, since
that
finished album version will be the definitive track, & my instrumental
was a
prototype.***> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > Will and his musical partner Henry
Conley
will be at Hogbottom Fest along w/ my bluegrass band Bibb City
Ramblers. It
will be great and a reunion of sorts. Rock killough as well as Strokin
Dixie
band w/ many more. Will if your checking this out, update any news
you have
about Hogbottom festival. BCR will have special guest Railroad Bill
Fowler
on Dobro (My Father) visiting us from kentucky. He will also be
setting in
at theruckerplace.com Rucker place in Birmingham Alabama on April
16th. Ft.
Mitchell Alabama on April 18th. My father will be with BCR both
Shows.Also
New album Suckers prize will be for sale at the Festival, also Will
Dockery
has new cd out as well. > > ***Wow, you have your father playing at
some
gigs, too. I wish I could attend!***> > Cheers,> B.V.>
> If a Moby Grape revival becomes a going concern, we've got to get Mr.
> Fowler out to the West Coast for a few gigs.
> Did anyone in the Grape camp take up your open offer?
> Douglas
> **********
> Hello, I live in Columbus Ga. If I were in California I would love to play
> some therimen w/ Jerry Miller no doubt. .. peace Brian Fowler
> Yes, the mind boggles at that possibility. ..

Apologies to all, I may have misread this as a done deal and ready to
go...
it would be grand, though!

Just listened to his cover of "Motorcyle Irene" with the Bibb City
Ramblers
and I'm sure Skip would dig it.

--
New Will Dockery songs & poems:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

Will Dockery

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May 6, 2009, 3:56:26 AM5/6/09
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"Rob Evans" <mushmou...@spittle.com> wrote:
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> a self obsessed shrivelled bald whistle-lisping mushmouth:

http://tinyurl.com/whistle-lisper

> > "We know
>
> we do

A quick glance in your mirror and you /should know/, Mushmouth.

--
New Will Dockery recordings, "Corning Town", "Crawford Road Crawl",
"Rosell", "Little Homeless Clown" & "She Came From Overseas":
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

Rob Evans

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May 6, 2009, 9:38:46 AM5/6/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squits
>>
>> And then left nothing that I actually wrote,
>
> And where is your "Wife Beating Blues" poem, Mushmouth?
>
a) in a special newsgroup for non-sequiturs or

b) I wouldn't dream of plagiarising any confessional dreck of yours or
stealing the title of this thread.

So sad, so dumb, so green, so Duckry.

Rob Evans

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May 6, 2009, 9:39:54 AM5/6/09
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Will Dockery

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May 6, 2009, 2:51:37 PM5/6/09
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"Rob Evans" <mushmouth-poet @whistle-lisp.com> wrote:

>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >> And then left nothing that I actually wrote,
>
> > And where is your "Wife Beating Blues" poem, Mushmouth?
>
> a) in a special newsgroup for non-sequiturs or
>
> b) I wouldn't dream of plagiarising

It wouldn't be plagiarism, since I've been informed that if you borrow
my poetry, as with Dale Houstman's method, then all is well,
Mushmouth. You've already shown yourself better than Houstman, though,
since apparently you intended to give me a credit line rather than
trying to claim the work as your own.

--
New song-poems by Will Dockery:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Rob Evans

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May 7, 2009, 2:58:08 AM5/7/09
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Our resident King Dumbass trips,

>>
>> > And where is your "Wife Beating Blues" poem, Mushmouth?
>>
>> a) in a special newsgroup for non-sequiturs or
>>
>> b) I wouldn't dream of plagiarising
>
> It wouldn't be plagiarism, since I've been informed that if you borrow
> my poetry, as with Dale Houstman's method, then all is well,
> Mushmouth. You've already shown yourself better than Houstman, though,
> since apparently you intended to give me a credit line rather than
> trying to claim the work as your own.
>
I'm so glad you're happy to take credit for your wife-beating poem.

Waddamaroon, heh!

Will Dockery

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May 7, 2009, 6:50:45 AM5/7/09
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"Rob Evans", mushmouth poet, made a common mistake:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > It wouldn't be plagiarism, since I've been informed that if you borrow
> > my poetry, as with Dale Houstman's method, then all is well,
> > Mushmouth. You've already shown yourself better than Houstman, though,
> > since apparently you intended to give me a credit line rather than
> > trying to claim the work as your own.
>
> I'm so glad you're happy to take credit for your wife-beating poem.

In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.

You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.

Rob Evans

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May 9, 2009, 2:48:31 PM5/9/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squits...

>>
>> > It wouldn't be plagiarism, since I've been informed that if you borrow
>> > my poetry, as with Dale Houstman's method, then all is well,
>> > Mushmouth. You've already shown yourself better than Houstman, though,
>> > since apparently you intended to give me a credit line rather than
>> > trying to claim the work as your own.
>>
>> I'm so glad you're happy to take credit for your wife-beating poem.
>
> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>
> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>
Neither I nor anyone of taste has ever mistaken you for a poet.

Or of having any character whatsoever.

Youremainamaroon.

Will Dockery

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May 9, 2009, 4:22:02 PM5/9/09
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"Rob Evans" <mushmouth-poet @whistle-lisp.com> wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >> I'm so glad you're happy to take credit for your wife-beating poem.
>
> > In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
> > the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>
> > You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
> > often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
> > character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>
> Neither I nor anyone of taste has ever mistaken you for a poet.

Your jealousy is showing again, Mushmouth... and your narcissistic
belief that you can declare what is and is not poetry. Spew that all
you want, you are not the judge on what can and can't be poetry, and
as much as you wish you could, it'll never happen.

Fact is, I write poetry on a daily basis, more than you could ever
hope to, and like it or not, like the poetry or not, you won't be able
to change that fact, ever.

> Or of having any character whatsoever.

How about that, Mushmouth?

I've nailed /your/ sleazy, lying, puffed-up "character" so well, you
come back here time after time to prove me right.

--
New Will Dockery recordings, "Corning Town", "Crawford Road Crawl",
"Rosell", "Little Homeless Clown" & "She Came From Overseas":

http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Rob Evans

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May 10, 2009, 4:01:55 PM5/10/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squits...
>>
>> >> I'm so glad you're happy to take credit for your wife-beating poem.
>>
>> > In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
>> > the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>>
>> > You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
>> > often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
>> > character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>>
>> Neither I nor anyone of taste has ever mistaken you for a poet.
>
> Your jealousy is showing again, Mushmouth
Just fact - we don't accuse you of poetry.

> Fact is, I write poetry on a daily basis,

You do something in that small room but it ain't poetry.

It's unspeakable...

Will Dockery

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May 11, 2009, 7:41:41 AM5/11/09
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"Rob Evans" <mushmouth-poet @spittle-spew.com> wrote:

>Will Dockery wrote:
>
>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>
>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>
>> Fact is, I write poetry on a daily basis,
>
> You do something in that small room

Many things, Mushmouth, while "what I'm doing" seems to be your only
interest... and has been for over a year now, since I nailed you for
the burbling, whistle-lisping performer of dreary chopped-up-prose
(called by many "not a poem" at all) as is your mouth were stuffed
with mush.

So you got a bad review... get over it, Mushmouth.

--
New song "She Sleeps Tight", by Will Dockery with Brian Mallard &
Sandy Madaris at
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

Rob Evans

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May 11, 2009, 8:00:23 AM5/11/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squits...

>>


>>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
>>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>>
>>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
>>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
>>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>>
>>> Fact is, I write poetry on a daily basis,
>>
>> You do something in that small room
>
> Many things, Mushmouth,

And they all smell the same - unspeakable (the bad review that started it
all).

So green, so sad, so Duckry.

Will Dockery

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May 11, 2009, 8:11:52 AM5/11/09
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"Rob Evans", mushmouthed former poet, wrote:

>Will Dockery wrote:
>
>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>
>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>
> the bad review that started it all

Exactly, Mushmouth, since I nailed you for the burbling, whistle-

Will Dockery

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May 17, 2009, 6:03:31 AM5/17/09
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"Rob Evans", mushmouthed former poet, wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>
>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.

> the bad review that started it all

Exactly, Mushmouth, since I nailed you for the burbling, whistle-


lisping performer of dreary chopped-up-prose (called by many "not a
poem" at all) as is your mouth were stuffed with mush.

So you got a bad review... get over it, Mushmouth.

--
"She Sleeps Tight", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by
Brian Mallard. Paintings by George Sulzbach.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGY157cpiU

Rob Evans

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May 17, 2009, 7:10:28 AM5/17/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squips...

>>
>>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
>>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>>
>>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
>>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
>>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>
>
>> the bad review that started it all

That you scribble unspeakable shit.
>
> Exactly,

Indeed.

Will Dockery

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May 17, 2009, 8:08:31 AM5/17/09
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"Rob Evans", mushmouthed non-poet, wrote:

>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
> >>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>
> >>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
> >>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
> >>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>
> >> the bad review that started it all
>
> That you <Mushmouth's whining snipped>

That you slobber and slur with a whistle and a lisp when you attempt
to read your dreary non-poetry?

"We know."

Rob Evans

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May 17, 2009, 1:54:13 PM5/17/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squips...
>>
>> >>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
>> >>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>>
>> >>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
>> >>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
>> >>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>>
>> >> the bad review that started it all
>>
>> That you scribble unspeakable shit.

Indeed,

quite literally...

a metaphor.

Rob

(no charge for the English lesson)

Will Dockery

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May 17, 2009, 3:06:37 PM5/17/09
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"Rob Evans" <mushmouth-poet @whistle-lisper.com> wrote:

>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >> >>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
> >> >>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>
> >> >>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
> >> >>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
> >> >>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>
> >> >> the bad review that started it all

My detailed review of exactly what's wrong with you, your dreary
chopped-up-prose poems, and your mushmouthed delivery, Mushmouth.

> >> That you   scribble unspeakable shit.

After all your obsessed slurping after me on my statement that I
enjoyed Karla's poem, that's the best you can do... which leads to the
posting of the revised version of "She Sleeps Tight", which you can
show off your skills and give me a real critique, if you like. Anyone
is welcome, as usual, of course:

'She Sleeps Tight", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by


Brian Mallard. Paintings by George Sulzbach.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGY157cpiU

She Sleeps Tight

Sleeps so tight
she has a marksman's eye.
Maker's mark

tattoo firewater smile.

©2009 by Dockery-Mallard
Category: Music

Tags: Will Dockery Brian Mallard Shadowville Columbus Georgia
Sandy Madaris

Rob Evans

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May 18, 2009, 3:04:30 AM5/18/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squits...
>
> >> >>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western
> >> >>> music,
> >> >>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>
> >> >>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
> >> >>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for
> >> >>> the
> >> >>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>
> >> >> the bad review that started it all

My detailed review of exactly what's wrong with you, your dreary
chopped-up-prose poems

is based on you being just kinda green

and just kinda sad

and just kinda Duckry.

Rob

Will Dockery

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May 18, 2009, 5:56:27 AM5/18/09
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"Rob Evans" <mushmouthed-poet @whistle-lisper.com> wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > >> >>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western
> > >> >>> music,
> > >> >>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>
> > >> >>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
> > >> >>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for
> > >> >>> the
> > >> >>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>
> > >> >> the bad review that started it all
>
> My detailed review of exactly what's wrong with you, your dreary
> chopped-up-prose poems
>
> is based on you <slap>

Based on me giving an honest critique... don't like it? Too bad,
perhaps you should stop reading if it hurts you so much?

--

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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May 19, 2009, 10:43:00 PM5/19/09
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Rob Evans", mushmouthed former poet, wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
>>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>>
>>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
>>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
>>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>
>
>> the bad review that started it all
>
> Exactly, Mushmouth, since I nailed you for the burbling, whistle-
> lisping performer of dreary chopped-up-prose (called by many "not a
> poem" at all) as is your mouth were stuffed with mush.

Will, I finally decided to torture myself enough to watch your lame-ass
crappy YouTube videos. You look like you slept in a dumpster, you act like
you're having a epileptic seizure and you sound like someone who just sucked
someone off in the men's room less than five minutes ago. The fact that you
try to make fun of how someone else sounds is fucking laughable and you will
never know the irony of it because you are too self-absorbed to see anything
but what you want to see. You will never amount to anything in life and you
will be nothing more than a post-editing dipshit who needs a shave and a
slap to the face.


>
> So you got a bad review... get over it, Mushmouth.

Here's your review: YOU FUCKING SUCK


Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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May 19, 2009, 10:45:05 PM5/19/09
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"Rob Evans" <po...@sky.com> wrote in message
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> Our resident King Dumbass squips...
>>>
>>> >>> In the genre I work in blues, murder ballads, country-western music,
>>> >>> the subject of wife beating is quite appropriate.
>>>
>>> >>> You, of course, just stupidly walked into the mistake Karla Rogers
>>> >>> often points out, you made the mistake of mistaking the poet for the
>>> >>> character speaking in the poem, Mushmouth.
>>>
>>> >> the bad review that started it all
>>>
>>> That you scribble unspeakable shit.
>
> Indeed,
>
> quite literally...
>
> a metaphor.
>
> Rob
>
> (no charge for the English lesson)
> --


He couldn't afford it anyway, unless you wanted to be paid in cigarette
butts and empty bags of Cheetos.


Will Dockery

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May 20, 2009, 12:04:58 PM5/20/09
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"Rob Evans", mushmouthed poet, wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >> It has pictures --
>
> > Yes, a few:
>
> snipping

You accidentally snipped the link to the poem, Mushmouth:

Rob Evans

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May 20, 2009, 2:14:01 PM5/20/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squits...
>>
>> It certainly was. Heh!
>
> <snip for brevity>

>
>> It has pictures --
>
> Yes, a few:
>
Your snipping, like your unspeakable shit, misses the target again.

And again.

You're just kinda stupid.

And so kinda sad...

Rob Evans

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May 20, 2009, 2:16:22 PM5/20/09
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Our resident King Dumbass squits...
>>
<quackslap>

Oh looky:

ya just kinda reap what ya just kinda sow.

Sow green. sow sad, sow Duckry.

Will Dockery

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May 20, 2009, 2:24:20 PM5/20/09
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"Rob Evans" <mush...@liar.com> wrote:
>
> Oh looky:

"She Sleeps Tight", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by

Brian Mallard. Paintings by George Sulzbach:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGY157cpiU

Thanks for having a look, and commenting.


Will Dockery

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May 21, 2009, 12:41:11 PM5/21/09
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Waking Up Now (Frankie)

She holds the future...
remembering life is worth living.
She's awake now
she's waking up now

She had clarity
remembering what it's all about.
She can face tomorrow
that's now plain
trade away her sorrow
for a new day of pain

Everybody wagers she won't make it,
she might make it, anyhow.
I know in the evening
strumming the floor
she hears him coming through the screen porch
smiles and walks through the door.
She's awake now
knows what it's all about.

Words: Will Dockery
Music: Henry Conley and Geno Woolfolk

--
Twilight Girl, written by Will Dockery & Henry Conley, from the CD
Shadowville Speedway. © 2009
Vocals: Will Dockery, Guitar: Henry Conley, Bass: Doug Conley, Flute:
Gene Woolfolk, Jr. Drums: John Phillips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYETTK16jQI

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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May 22, 2009, 11:28:42 PM5/22/09
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Waking Up Now (Frankie)

She holds the future...
remembering life is worth living.
She's awake now
she's waking up now

(Is this supposed to be based on your ex-wife who faked her death to get
away from you?)


She had clarity
remembering what it's all about.
She can face tomorrow
that's now plain
trade away her sorrow
for a new day of pain


(yep, definitely your ex-wife)


- snip bile -

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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May 22, 2009, 11:40:53 PM5/22/09
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Will Dockery

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May 22, 2009, 11:45:34 PM5/22/09
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On May 22, 11:28 pm, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:

> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> news:1eb4161f-ee76-4a04...@s28g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...
>
> Waking Up Now (Frankie)
>
> She holds the future...
> remembering life is worth living.
> She's awake now
> she's waking up now
>
> (Is this supposed to be based on your ex-wife

No.

> She had clarity
> remembering what it's all about.
> She can face tomorrow
> that's now plain
> trade away her sorrow
> for a new day of pain
>
> (yep, definitely your ex-wife)

No, but thanks for reading, et cetera.

--

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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May 22, 2009, 11:54:03 PM5/22/09
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On May 22, 11:28 pm, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> news:1eb4161f-ee76-4a04...@s28g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...
>
> Waking Up Now (Frankie)
>
> She holds the future...
> remembering life is worth living.
> She's awake now
> she's waking up now
>
> (Is this supposed to be based on your ex-wife

No.


(sure seems that way)


> She had clarity
> remembering what it's all about.
> She can face tomorrow
> that's now plain
> trade away her sorrow
> for a new day of pain
>
> (yep, definitely your ex-wife)

No,


(then why the 'day of pain? every day with you must have been a living hell)


Will Dockery

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May 23, 2009, 12:05:58 AM5/23/09
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On May 22, 11:54 pm, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain"
<noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:
> "Will Dockery" <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote in message

>
> news:046d6148-4fb9-497d...@h2g2000yqg.googlegroups.com...
> On May 22, 11:28 pm, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>
> > "Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> >news:1eb4161f-ee76-4a04...@s28g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...
>
> > Waking Up Now (Frankie)
>
> > She holds the future...
> > remembering life is worth living.
> > She's awake now
> > she's waking up now
>
> > (Is this supposed to be based on your ex-wife
>
> No.
>
> (sure seems that way)

Perhaps.

> > She had clarity
> > remembering what it's all about.
> > She can face tomorrow
> > that's now plain
> > trade away her sorrow
> > for a new day of pain
>
> > (yep, definitely your ex-wife)
>
> No,
>
> (then why the 'day of pain?

What about it?

Will Dockery

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May 23, 2009, 2:02:36 AM5/23/09
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Swimming With the Clouds

She had an epiphany
she wants to learn to fly.
Took a sip of coffee from her favorite cup
she knew then the time was to go up
into the clouds
swimming with the clouds.
She wants to fly
touch the sky.

She don't want sympathy
she doesn't plan to die.
Lifts off the ledge looking up
tumbling in the wind like a Dixie Cup
into the clouds
swimming with the clouds.
She wants to fly
reach the sky.

She's flying in the air
where she lands we do not dare to tell.

She's gripped in satori
she's learned how to fly.
She's skyclad now among the stars
way up there, somewhere far.
She's swimming now
out among the clouds.

Words: Will Dockery
Music: Geno Woolfolk & Henry Conley

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Swimming With the Clouds
>
> She had an epiphany
> she wants to learn to fly.
> Took a sip of coffee from her favorite cup
> she knew then the time was to go up
> into the clouds
> swimming with the clouds.
> She wants to fly

YOUR WORDS ARE LIKE YOU: USELESS AND PATHETIC.


Will Dockery

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May 23, 2009, 2:54:22 PM5/23/09
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On May 23, 1:40 pm, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote in message

>
> news:b8bf3974-b03d-41a8...@3g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
>
> > Swimming With the Clouds
>
> > She had an epiphany
> > she wants to learn to fly.
> > Took a sip of coffee from her favorite cup
> > she knew then the time was to go up
> > into the clouds
> > swimming with the clouds.
> > She wants to fly
>
> YOUR WORDS ARE LIKE YOU

They /are/ me, Dink... that's what poetry is all about, not that I
would have expected you to know that.

Will Dockery

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May 27, 2009, 4:28:17 PM5/27/09
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Skip Spence & Dark Magic.... the theremin sound...

"The 7 Degrees of Spacegrass"!"Brian Vaughan"wrote:>> ***Howdy!***>
> ---Brian Fowler wrote:> >> > B.V., Which tunes have Will? Its been so
long
since those sessions, I can't remember.> > ***The tunes with Will's vocals
are "Flying Saucer Mechanic" & "Discovery At Trilobite Bay", which are among
the tunes that haven't been exposed yet. They have been undergoing final
adjustments, getting pretty close to ready.> > The instrumental tune
currently on the SoundClick page with the title "Discovery At Trilobite Bay"
is getting a name change when I upload the finished version, since that
finished album version will be the definitive track, & my instrumental was a
prototype.***> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > Will and his musical partner Henry Conley
will be at Hogbottom Fest along w/ my bluegrass band Bibb City Ramblers. It
will be great and a reunion of sorts. Rock killough as well as Strokin Dixie
band w/ many more. Will if your checking this out, update any news you have
about Hogbottom festival. BCR will have special guest Railroad Bill Fowler
on Dobro (My Father) visiting us from kentucky. He will also be setting in
at theruckerplace.com Rucker place in Birmingham Alabama on April 16th. Ft.
Mitchell Alabama on April 18th. My father will be with BCR both Shows.Also
New album Suckers prize will be for sale at the Festival, also Will Dockery
has new cd out as well. > > ***Wow, you have your father playing at some
gigs, too. I wish I could attend!***> > Cheers,> B.V.>
> If a Moby Grape revival becomes a going concern, we've got to get Mr.
> Fowler out to the West Coast for a few gigs.
> Did anyone in the Grape camp take up your open offer?
> Douglas
> **********
> Hello, I live in Columbus Ga. If I were in California I would love to play
> some therimen w/ Jerry Miller no doubt. .. peace Brian Fowler
> Yes, the mind boggles at that possibility. ..

Apologies to all, I may have misread this as a done deal and ready to go...
it would be grand, though!

Just listened to his cover of "Motorcyle Irene" with the Bibb City Ramblers
and I'm sure Skip would dig it.

Will Dockery

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Jun 14, 2009, 5:19:15 PM6/14/09
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"This video has been posted to Way Down In Columbus, GA.":

http://waydownincolumbusgeorgiablog.ning.com/video/black-and-blue-night_0001

Black and Blue Night

I know I'll never see
blue eyes again.
In fact I may never see
anything again.
In that corridor
of memory again.
Seen someone slipping in.

On a black and blue night
poker faced with tears blinding my sight
on a black and blue night.

I pull the shutters
crank up that light.
Something in here
and I want it in plain sight.
She walks with me
like Jesus sometimes do
in a shivering rendevoux.

On a black and blue night
raining again and it's blinding my sight
on a black and blue night.

Never seen a place like Hazelton
pirouetting hoodlums dancing round
never seen such a dirty town.

She said we must do something for the cause
sacrifice the ghost of Santa Claus.
To fit the battle of Jerico
Toss the gauntlet and the ass' jaw.

On a black and blue night...

-Will Dockery words/Henry Conley music

Will Dockery: vocals
Henry Conley: guitar
Gene Woolfolk: flute-video production
Doug Conley: bass
John Phillips: drums
Larry Rose: engineer-production

msifg

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Jun 14, 2009, 5:22:01 PM6/14/09
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On Jun 14, 2:19 pm, "Will Dockery" <shadowvi...@knology.net> wrote:
> "This video has been posted to Way Down In Columbus, GA.":
>
> http://waydownincolumbusgeorgiablog.ning.com/video/black-and-blue-nig...

Will,
it said "this page was not found" when i left clicked the link.

fyi

Will Dockery

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Jun 14, 2009, 5:25:21 PM6/14/09
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"This video has been posted to Way Down In Columbus, GA.":
>
> http://waydownincolumbusgeorgiablog.ning.com/video/black-and-blue-nig...

Hmmm... just checked that link and it isn't working. The video /does/
work at the original YouTube site, though, so apologies, and go there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be4VR21rlkM

"...A video produced by Gene Woolfolk, Jr. music produced by Larry
Rose, music by Henry Conley -guitar, lyrics by Will Dockery -vocals,
Gene Woolfolk, Jr. on flute, John Phillips on drums and Doug Conley on
bass. Recorded @ Area 51 Studio Phenix City, Al on June 15, 2008."

msifg

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Jun 14, 2009, 5:36:23 PM6/14/09
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> > Larry Rose: engineer-production- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

beautiful music, as usual...
the lyrics are perfect with
me, but might draw some
criticism from those who
want everything syntactically
secure. "jesus sometimes do..."
however, as a musician,
i know we love sound texturing
and shunning pedants....
so, i'm with you there all
the way.

Will Dockery

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Jun 14, 2009, 5:38:39 PM6/14/09
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"msifg" wrote:

fyi

/// Yes, thanks, Matt... a friend posted this but it must not have went
through right, but the video works fine at the original location on YouTube.
Your comments & critique are always welcome, of course:

Will Dockery

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Jun 14, 2009, 6:06:47 PM6/14/09
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"msifg" <qop...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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/// Thanks, Matt... yes, the language used is in character, that of the
blueman lingo, deep south sort of accent common on certain mean streets
around Shadowville...

Karla

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Jun 14, 2009, 8:22:24 PM6/14/09
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On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:19:15 -0400, "Will Dockery" <shado...@knology.net>
wrote:

>"This video has been posted to Way Down In Columbus, GA.":
>
>http://waydownincolumbusgeorgiablog.ning.com/video/black-and-blue-night_0001
>
>Black and Blue Night
>
>I know I'll never see
>blue eyes again.
>In fact I may never see
>anything again.
>In that corridor
>of memory again.
>Seen someone slipping in.
>
>On a black and blue night
>poker faced with tears blinding my sight
>on a black and blue night.
>
>I pull the shutters
>crank up that light.
>Something in here
>and I want it in plain sight.
>She walks with me
>like Jesus sometimes do
>in a shivering rendevoux.

"like Jesus sometimes do" is poor English. If you wanna keep "do", consider
changing it to "the gods".

Again, these lyrics make sense, for the most part. Your bar listeners probably
aren't paying a lot of attention, but readers here might question that the
speaker wouldn't see 'blue eyes' again. It would be easier to believe that one
wouldn't see 'those' blue eyes again.

Karla

=z=

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Jun 14, 2009, 8:32:02 PM6/14/09
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"Will Dockery" <shado...@knology.net> wrote in message
news:9251d$4a35747f$4b4c70b9$83...@KNOLOGY.NET...
you and the boyz might work something around that...shadowville, mean
streets, south of...
i can picture some nice lines from that...


running though a southern street

shadows to a dream

south of a border

box-full of steam...


Will Dockery

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Jun 15, 2009, 6:36:14 PM6/15/09
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On Jun 14, 8:32 pm, "=z=" <+...@nothere.net> wrote:
> "Will Dockery" <shadowvi...@knology.net> wrote in message
>
> news:9251d$4a35747f$4b4c70b9$83...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
> > "msifg" <qoph...@gmail.com> wrote in message

Let's write it! Maybe you have a guitar riff, this sounds like an
interesting project.

--
"Rick Howe, singer, songwriter, comix artist, poet... friend. May he
find peace in the Great Unknown." -Will Dockery
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p83vPKQuKzU

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Jun 15, 2009, 10:08:19 PM6/15/09
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"Will Dockery" <shado...@knology.net> wrote in message
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> "This video has been posted to Way Down In Columbus, GA.":
>
> http://waydownincolumbusgeorgiablog.ning.com/video/black-and-blue-night_0001
>
> Black and Blue Night
>
> I know I'll never see

...anything other than what you want to see. "We know."


Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Jun 15, 2009, 10:08:39 PM6/15/09
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"msifg" <qop...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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{Proof that even the Internet thinks Dockery sucks}


msifg

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Jun 15, 2009, 10:16:02 PM6/15/09
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On Jun 15, 7:08 pm, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain"
<noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:
> "msifg" <qoph...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> {Proof that even the Internet thinks Dockery sucks}- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

take note, ladies and gents:

the troll has nothing to offer but trolletry;

the poet keeps posting his poetry...

however, karla disagrees...she says i'm a "thug"
for pointing this out. my, my what a wonderful
fantasy land she dwells in...

go ahead, karla...show the world where you
believe orson wells isn't the most obvious
example of a troll in this exchange...right here...
go ahead...amuse us all..!

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Jun 15, 2009, 10:38:04 PM6/15/09
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"msifg" <qop...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Duckery does seem to be a troll, yes.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Jun 15, 2009, 10:40:06 PM6/15/09
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"=z=" <+z...@nothere.net> wrote in message
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more like

drinking until the bar closes

falling flat-ass drunk on their noses

puking in the street

where drunks meet


Will Dockery

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Jun 16, 2009, 6:56:52 AM6/16/09
to
On Jun 14, 8:22 pm, Karla wrote:

> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:19:15 -0400, "Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> >Black and Blue Night
>
> >I know I'll never see
> >blue eyes again.
> >In fact I may never see
> >anything again.
> >In that corridor
> >of memory again.
> >Seen someone slipping in.
>
> >On a black and blue night
> >poker faced with tears blinding my sight
> >on a black and blue night.
>
> >I pull the shutters
> >crank up that light.
> >Something in here
> >and I want it in plain sight.
> >She walks with me
> >like Jesus sometimes do
> >in a shivering rendevoux.
>
> "like Jesus sometimes do" is poor English. If you wanna keep "do", consider
> changing it to "the gods".

Yes, it was intentional, going for a sort of southern blues dialect,
but maybe it would be better to fix it to a more normal writing style.

> Again, these lyrics make sense, for the most part. Your bar listeners probably
> aren't paying a lot of attention, but readers here might question that the
> speaker wouldn't see 'blue eyes' again. It would be easier to believe that one
> wouldn't see 'those' blue eyes again.

You have some good points, and thanks for taking the time to read and
comment. I notice that this post was the one with the bad link, so
here's the good one, if you want to hear the complete work, which is
the words and music combined:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be4VR21rlkM

"...A video produced by Gene Woolfolk, Jr. music produced by Larry
Rose, music by Henry Conley -guitar, lyrics by Will Dockery -vocals,
Gene Woolfolk, Jr. on flute, John Phillips on drums and Doug Conley
on
bass. Recorded @ Area 51 Studio Phenix City, Al on June 15, 2008."

> Karla>On a black and blue night

Message has been deleted

George Dance

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Jun 16, 2009, 10:11:40 AM6/16/09
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On Jun 16, 10:04 am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:16:02 -0700 (PDT), msifg
> <qoph...@gmail.com>puked:

>
> >take note, ladies and gents:
>
> >the troll has nothing to offer but trolletry;
>
> >the poet keeps posting his poetry...
>
> You've been taking "I'm full of shit" lessons from GD I see.

Nice troll, Meat Puppet; certainly hooked me. Thanks for demonstrating
of his point.

.

Message has been deleted

George Dance

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Jun 18, 2009, 7:37:33 PM6/18/09
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On Jun 18, 11:27 am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:11:40 -0700 (PDT), George Dance
> <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca>wrote:
> Hooked you? I didn't mention you


Oh? You mentioned some other GD? Who would that be?

> yet here you are. And what point?

That actual "trolls" offer nothing but trolling. Didn't you even read
the post you replied to?

Message has been deleted

Will Dockery

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Jun 19, 2009, 1:53:02 PM6/19/09
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On Jun 19, 9:47 am, Meat Plow wrote:

> On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:37:33 -0700 (PDT), George Dance wrote:
>
> >Oh? You mentioned some other GD? Who would that be?
>
> Could have been anyone with the initials GD

It can happen on the newsgroups, most famously Dennis M. Hammes and
Dale M. Houstman both being D.M.H.

I'm not aware of anyone on the poetry newsgroups, or really, anywhere
on Usenet with the initials G.D. so I'm curious who else you could
have been referring to, M.P.?

Barbara's Cat

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Jun 19, 2009, 2:48:33 PM6/19/09
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Goober Duck Will "I AM NOT CLUELESS!" Dockery quacked:

> I'm not aware of anyone on the poetry newsgroups, or
> really, anywhere on Usenet with the initials G.D.


I'm aware of several. For example, Gnat Dafydd.


--
Cm~

"Yet I still out think you, every time...
that makes you really angry, doesn't it?"
- Goober Duck, stoned again.

Will Dockery

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Jun 19, 2009, 2:55:33 PM6/19/09
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On Jun 18, 7:37 pm, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> On Jun 18, 11:27 am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:11:40 -0700 (PDT), George Dance
> > <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca>wrote:
>
> > >On Jun 16, 10:04?am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> > >> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:16:02 -0700 (PDT), msifg
> > >> <qoph...@gmail.com>puked:
>
> > >> >take note, ladies and gents:
>
> > >> >the troll has nothing to offer but trolletry;
>
> > >> >the poet keeps posting his poetry...
>
> > >> You've been taking "I'm full of shit" lessons from GD I see.
>
> > >Nice troll, Meat Puppet; certainly hooked me. Thanks for demonstrating
> > >of his point.
>
> > Hooked you? I didn't mention you
>
> Oh? You mentioned some other GD? Who would that be?

Maybe it was a typo and he meant "GB"? The "full of shit" part would
certainly fit.

--
"She Sleeps Tight", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by
Brian Mallard. Paintings by George Sulzbach:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGY157cpiU

> > yet here you are. And what point?

"The Honest One"

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Jun 19, 2009, 8:47:50 PM6/19/09
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"Meat Plow" <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:2tcqe8.7...@news.alt.net...

> On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:37:33 -0700 (PDT), George Dance
> <george...@yahoo.ca>wrote:

>
> >On Jun 18, 11:27?am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:11:40 -0700 (PDT), George Dance
> >> <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca>wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Jun 16, 10:04?am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:16:02 -0700 (PDT), msifg
> >> >> <qoph...@gmail.com>puked:
> >>
> >> >> >take note, ladies and gents:
> >>
> >> >> >the troll has nothing to offer but trolletry;
> >>
> >> >> >the poet keeps posting his poetry...
> >>
> >> >> You've been taking "I'm full of shit" lessons from GD I see.
> >>
> >> >Nice troll, Meat Puppet; certainly hooked me. Thanks for
demonstrating
> >> >of his point.
> >>
> >> Hooked you? I didn't mention you
> >
> >
> >Oh? You mentioned some other GD? Who would that be?
>
> Could have been anyone with the initials GD you paranoid little
> fuckwit.

>
> >
> >
> >> yet here you are. And what point?
> >
> >That actual "trolls" offer nothing but trolling.
>
> That's utter bullshit and a troll unto itself.

>
> >Didn't you even read the post you replied to?
>
> Why of course I did GD.
>
> ......heh

PUT THE TWINKIE DOWN !!

....heh
--
HJ

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Will Dockery

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Jun 20, 2009, 12:56:53 PM6/20/09
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Meat Plow wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:

> >On Jun 19, 9:47?am, Meat Plow wrote:
> >> On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:37:33 -0700 (PDT), George Dance wrote:
>
> >> >Oh? You mentioned some other GD? Who would that be?
>
> >> Could have been anyone with the initials GD
>
> >It can happen on the newsgroups, most famously Dennis M. Hammes and
> >Dale M. Houstman both being D.M.H.
>
> >I'm not aware of anyone on the poetry newsgroups, or really, anywhere
> >on Usenet with the initials G.D. so I'm curious who else you could
> >have been referring to, M.P.?
>
> It's a secret for now. I'll explain when the experiment is finished.

Okay... heh.

--
"Ashes to Justice", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by
Brian Mallard. Words and music by Dockery & Mallard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzwD5-UI0p4

G&tSP

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Jun 22, 2009, 1:43:39 PM6/22/09
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On Jun 19, 9:47 am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:37:33 -0700 (PDT), George Dance

> <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca>wrote:
>
>
>
> >On Jun 18, 11:27?am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:11:40 -0700 (PDT), George Dance
> >> <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca>wrote:
>
> >> >On Jun 16, 10:04?am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:16:02 -0700 (PDT), msifg
> >> >> <qoph...@gmail.com>puked:
>
> >> >> >take note, ladies and gents:
>
> >> >> >the troll has nothing to offer but trolletry;
>
> >> >> >the poet keeps posting his poetry...
>
> >> >> You've been taking "I'm full of shit" lessons from GD I see.
>
> >> >Nice troll, Meat Puppet; certainly hooked me. Thanks for demonstrating
> >> >of his point.
>
> >> Hooked you? I didn't mention you
>
> >Oh? You mentioned some other GD? Who would that be?
>
> Could have been anyone with the initials GD you paranoid little
> fuckwit.
>

And you think they all give "'full of shit' lessons"?

>
>
> >> yet here you are. And what point?
>
> >That actual "trolls" offer nothing but trolling.
>

> That's utter bullshit and a troll unto itself.
>

> >Didn't you even read the post you replied to?
>

Will Dockery

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Jun 22, 2009, 4:21:16 PM6/22/09
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On Jun 22, 1:43 pm, "G&tSP" <gand...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> On Jun 19, 9:47 am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:37:33 -0700 (PDT), George Dance
> > <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca>wrote:
>
> > >On Jun 18, 11:27?am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> > >> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:11:40 -0700 (PDT), George Dance
> > >> <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca>wrote:
>
> > >> >On Jun 16, 10:04?am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> > >> >> On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:16:02 -0700 (PDT), msifg
> > >> >> <qoph...@gmail.com>puked:
>
> > >> >> >take note, ladies and gents:
>
> > >> >> >the troll has nothing to offer but trolletry;
>
> > >> >> >the poet keeps posting his poetry...
>
> > >> >> You've been taking "I'm full of shit" lessons from GD I see.
>
> > >> >Nice troll, Meat Puppet; certainly hooked me. Thanks for demonstrating
> > >> >of his point.
>
> > >> Hooked you? I didn't mention you
>
> > >Oh? You mentioned some other GD? Who would that be?
>
> > Could have been anyone with the initials GD you paranoid little
> > fuckwit.
>
> And you think they all give "'full of shit' lessons"?

There's supposed to be another poster on the poetry newsgroups with
the initials "GD", though? I haven't seen one that I know of.

--
"She Sleeps Tight", vocals by Will Dockery & Sandy Madaris, guitars by
Brian Mallard. Paintings by George Sulzbach.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGY157cpiU


Will Dockery

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Ashli Soul reads her poem "Blue Girl" with music by Henry Conley and Geno
Woolfolk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtT-Q0AKxwc


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Barbara's Cat

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Meat Plow said:

> Goober Dockery quacked:


>
> > Ashli Soul reads her poem "Blue Girl" with music by Henry Conley
> > and Geno Woolfolk:
> >
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtT-Q0AKxwc
>
>

> More like Ashli sings her song while the pickers stand back and
> scratch their heads.


I suffered through 00:01:07 before
I hit the Oh!-Dear-God!-No! button
and now I feel I've been robbed of
a minute of precious napping time.


--
Cm~

Jon: "Do you think glasses would make me look smarter?"

Garfield: "Let's find out."
(leaves, then returns, wearing glasses)
"No, you still look stupid."

Will Dockery

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On Aug 15, 9:36 am, Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:57:58 -0400, "Will Dockery"
> <shadowvi...@knology.net>wrote:

>
> >Ashli Soul reads her poem "Blue Girl" with music by Henry Conley and Geno
> >Woolfolk:
>
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtT-Q0AKxwc
>
> More like Ashli sings her song while the pickers stand back and
> scratch their heads.

Yes, it did get them a minute to catch the feel of it... it was brand
new to them, after all.

--
"She Sleeps Tight" by Will Dockery & Brian Mallard (video):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGY157cpiU

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On May 23, 1:40 pm, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote in message
>
> news:b8bf3974-b03d-41a8...@3g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
>
> > Swimming With the Clouds
>
> > She had an epiphany
> > she wants to learn to fly.
> > Took a sip of coffee from her favorite cup
> > she knew then the time was to go up
> > into the clouds
> > swimming with the clouds.
> > She wants to fly
>
> YOUR WORDS ARE LIKE YOU: USELESS AND PATHETIC

They /are/ me, Dink...


Useless and pathetic?

"We know."


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