I'd say!:
1. Michael "TrumpetOfTheLord" Schmidt of rec.arts.marching.drumcorps -
active
<(
http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS07/)> funk jazz trumpet skitz
2. BoZo DE NIRo of alt.comedy.standup - active
<(
http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page991/)> BoZo's Words oF wIsdOm
3. George "Fluty" Maloney of rec.arts.marching.drumcorps - inactive
<(
http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/GB0009/)> STFU you kooks
*George "Fluty" Maloney Asswipe #2 of Teh RAMD ASSWIPE BRIGADE*
4. The "KoOK" Saucerheads of alt.astronomy (except Cockbrain) - active
5. Raymond Karczewski of alt.fan.art-bell - active
*because Raymond is the only Sovereign Citizen in the whole State of
Oregon*