Hope y'all can make it out to the Vault tonight for the new songwriter night
hosted by Tripp Wrigley, this time featuring Rick Edwards, Riley Yielding,
Henry Conley and Will Dockery. Starts at 9pm, downtown Shadowville.
Click this link for a sample of what we're up to...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc
The Dockery-Conley Show
Henry Conley: guitar
Riley Yielding: trumpet
Sir Charles: saxophone
Sam Phillips: bass
Brad Strickland: drums
Will Dockery: words
"Wobble" was written by Will Dockery & Henry Conley
Sounds alright.
Hit send by accident on that last one... anyway, thanks for having a
listen and commenting.
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery and Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
I'm not so sure the white shoes are such a good idea though.
Who the hell is "y'all," and why are you advertising it HERE?
Thanks for the critique of my shoes... here's a photo of the brown ones I
wore last week-
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Image:Dockery-conley-aug08.jpg
Tricky things, shoes. In the wrong hands, they can be, er. . .
They're horrible and smell of puke.
Can be rather surreal, no doubt.
--
"Wobble" by Will Dockery & Henry Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc
Get smart. Just say it's a wrong number.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
http://scrawlmark.org
Hmmmm. Talking of wrong numbers
"Directory has no index file.
Browsing this site or directory without an index file is prohibited.
If you are the site's webmaster, you can remedy this problem by
creating a default HTML page with one of the following names:
index.html
index.htm
default.htm
Default.htm
home.html
Home.chtml
NOTE: Filenames are case sensitive, i.e., Home.html is not the same as
home.html"
Tnx, but "It's /in/ thaa..."
P.S.: direct links to the books still work.
I'm unsurprised that somebody has mucked up the site -- again.
Somebody's been getting in the back door for over four years, and
/adding/ (to index.html) an apparently harmless code that triggers
several playpen "virus detectors" so that their priests can claim I
have a /Bad/ Site.
Somebody tells me, and I upload a clean index. Lasts maybe two
months.
Now the site manager tells me I have a certificate authentication
problem. (The site has a certificate. /I/ have a password.)
This sort of shit generally goes away in a day or two by itself,
and seems to occur over various holiday "long weekends," when the
vandals know the site techs are off duty.
"Directory has no index file.
Browsing this site or directory without an index file is prohibited.
If you are the site's webmaster, you can remedy this problem by
creating a default HTML page with one of the following names:
index.html
index.htm
default.htm
Default.htm
home.html
Home.chtml
NOTE: Filenames are case sensitive, i.e., Home.html is not the same as
home.html"
Heh.
--
Ozone Stigmata by Will Dockery
Will Dockery -vocal Henry Conley -guitar Brian Fowler -mandolin
1 min 45 sec -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxfl_7KvFcc
> Hit send by accident on that last one... anyway, thanks for having a
> listen and commenting.
Allow me to return the compliment
Thanks for posting... I've been a bit busy the last few days but will check
your site out now, while there's a bit of a lull and heavy coffee
consumption.
--
"Wobble" by Will Dockery & Henry Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc
Being an idiot must be a difficult job for you, huh Will?
Your admission to being an idiot is noted, Alex.
--
Last Dream Today by Dockery and Mallard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSpYx8sSFP0
Your horrible reading skills, pathetic post-snipping and incredibly dense
point of view is noted, Duckery.
There was an old Shadowville boob
Who was hip to his being a cube,
And knew he knew shit
With just half of the wit
It would take to make up a whole rube.
Add paranoia to your growing list of mental illnesses and senility, Uncle
Hammy.
Still is.
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
I haven't tried that yet... maybe I will before all this is over.
"Ladonia Looks So Cold" is a decima rhyme scheme adapted to a
country-western song:
Ladonia Looks So Cold
Film into the lonely wilderness
aim your arrow to the screen.
To a level in lighted mist
tenth norn of elseworld dream.
Nests of ghosts in a webbed beam,
born illuminated and clear.
Glowing light child of Kaos string
shake fate infinity mirror.
I've been plenty high and dry
learned to brush away the tears.
Working for the Power and Supply
In this storm without fear.
I was tied up on the phone
she was out on her own.
I've seen some good times
now I'm out on this dusty road.
But it isn't oh so kind, with no care
there's a signal in her dirty blonde hair
she's oh so bold.
Ladonia looks so cold.
Film into the eyeless abyss
aim your arrow to the screen.
To a level in lighted mist
tenth norn of afterimage dream.
Making only workman's wages
I never have the time.
When I'm out here in the night
working on this power line.
Working on this power line.
Words - Will Dockery
Music - Henry Conley
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery and Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
{{Refimprove|date=August 2008}}
'''Eternal September''' (also '''Never-ending September''', '''The Long
September''', '''September that never ended''', '''perpetual September''',
or '''endless September''')<ref>{{cite
web|url=http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/S/September-that-never-ended.ht
ml|title=September that never ended|author=Eric Raymond|work=The Jargon File
(version 4.4.7)|accessdate=2007-10-10}}</ref>, according to the [[Internet]]
slang glossary the [[Jargon File]], is a [[Usenet]] slang expression, coined
by Dave Fischer, for the period beginning September
1993.<ref>[http://www.nyupress.org/netwars/pages/chapter01/ch01_.html
net.wars] Chapter 1, Wendy M. Grossman, NYU Press, 1998.</ref> The
expression encapsulates the belief that an endless influx of new users
([[newbie]]s) since that date has continuously degraded standards of
discourse and behavior on Usenet and the wider Internet.
==Background==
Usenet originated among [[university|universities]], so, every year in
September, a large number of new university students acquired access to
Usenet, and took some time to acclimate themselves to the network's
standards of conduct and "[[netiquette]]".{{Fact|date=August 2008}} After a
month or so, these new users would theoretically learn to comport themselves
according to its conventions. September, thus, heralded the peak influx of
disruptive newcomers to the network.{{Fact|date=August 2008}}
In 1993, the online service [[America Online]] began offering Usenet access
to its tens of thousands, and later millions, of users. To many
"old-timers", these "AOLers" were far less prepared to learn netiquette than
university freshmen.{{Fact|date=August 2008}} This was, in part, because AOL
took few pains to educate its users about Usenet customs, or explain to them
that these new-found forums were not simply another piece of AOL's service.
But it was also a result of the much larger scale of growth. Whereas the
regular September freshman influx would soon settle down, the sheer number
of new users now threatened to overwhelm the existing Usenet culture's
capacity to inculcate its [[social
norm]]s.<ref>[http://www.nyupress.org/netwars/pages/chapter03/ch03_.html
net.wars], op. cit., Chapter 3.</ref>
Since that time, the dramatic rise in the popularity of the Internet has
brought a constant stream of new users-in some people's view, drowning out
the old Usenet entirely.{{Who|date=August 2008}}{{Fact|date=August 2008}}
Thus, from the point of view of the pre-1993 Usenet user, the regular
"September" influx of new users never ended.
The term was first used by Dave Fischer in a [[January 26]], [[1994]], post
to alt.folklore.computers:<ref name="firstuse">{{cite newsgroup|title=Weeks?
hah!!|author=Dave
Fischer|date=1994-01-26|newsgroup=alt.folklore.computers|id=94204205851.dave
.22710%40gilly.cca.org|accessdate=2007-03-23}}</ref>
{{cquote|It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net.history as the
September that never ended.}}
The gag is at times extended-for instance, the notional ''future'' date at
which Usenet discourse will become sensible, mature, and educated has been
called "October 1, 1993".{{Fact|date=August 2008}} An attempt to hurry the
arrival of that date is being made by the proponents of [[Usenet II]].
On [[February 9]], [[2005]], AOL discontinued newsgroup access through its
service, which it announced on [[January 25]], [[2005]].<ref name =
"Register">{{cite
news|url=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/25/aol_cutsoff_newsgroups/|tit
le=AOL ditches newsgroups|work=[[The
Register]]|date=2005-01-25|accessdate=2007-03-23}}</ref><ref name =
"/.">{{cite
news|url=http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/01/25/1628233|title=AOL Kills
Usenet
Access|work=[[Slashdot]]|date=2005-01-25|accessdate=2007-03-23}}</ref>
==References==
{{reflist}}
==External links==
*[[meatball:TheSeptemberThatNeverEnded|TheSeptemberThatNeverEnded]] on
[[MeatballWiki]]
*[http://www.df7cb.de/projects/sdate/ sdate], unix program that outputs the
date of Never Ending September.
[[Category:Usenet]]
[[de:Ewiger September]]
[[es:Septiembre Eterno]]
[[it:Settembre Eterno]]
[[sv:September som aldrig tog slut]]
> Hey, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain", whoever you are, you seriously need
> to get a life. Seriously man, go get yourself some help. You ever
> the story of the two wolves? Take a look in your mirror, what wolf
> are you feeding? You think the wolf you're feeding is actually eating
> you? You live in the world that you make, tell us, are you living in
> the world you actually ~want~ to be living in? What can YOU do to
> make YOUR world a little better?
Suggestion: a warm bath and a razor blade.
--
Cm~
"Of course ["a publicity tool" for "Will Dockery"]
is one of the main purposes of Usenet."
- Will Dockery quacking about
his excessive shit-spamming
He's actually written that he enjoys staring at himself naked in the
mirror... heh.
--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery and Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
>what wolf
are you feeding? You think the wolf you're feeding is >actually eating
you? You live in the world that you make, tell us, are you living in
the world you actually ~want~ to be living in? What can >YOU do to make
YOUR world a little better?
> He's actually written that he enjoys staring at himself naked in the
> mirror... heh.
>
Who cares? You aren't doing a whole lot better then "Orson" is in
terms of spreading good will around the planet. Don't you know better
then to feed trolls? You've got a lot of growing up to do too, why
not leave the Folk forum to the grown ups?
Yeah, I've never been much of a "turn the other cheek" evangelist type
guy... when I'm kicked, I tend to kick back harder.
You're the dumbshit that has all the posts about "fantasies," Duckery. Add
that post to your growing list of Stupid Things Dockery Has Quacked.
Hey, porc...@aol.com, whoever you are, you seriously need to shut the hell
up!
[Seriously man, go get yourself some help. You ever
the story of the two wolves?]
No. Is that the one that involves a priest, a rabbi and a young boy?
[Take a look in your mirror, what wolf
are you feeding? You think the wolf you're feeding is actually eating
you?]
Could explain the back pain...I had attributed it to old age.
[You live in the world that you make, tell us, are you living in
the world you actually ~want~ to be living in? What can YOU do to
make YOUR world a little better?]
Mock you and tell you to shut the hell up.
Guys don't need to shave their legs.
No, I didn't write that, Duckery. As usual, your piss-poor reading
comprehension has caused you to look even stupider. However, if anyone had
that size of an ego it would be YOU.
> He's actually written that he enjoys staring at himself naked in the
> mirror... heh.
>
Who cares? You aren't doing a whole lot better then "Orson" is in
terms of spreading good will around the planet. Don't you know better
then to feed trolls?
Duckery *is* a troll. He constantly spams Usenet with his unspeakable shit
and then post-edits when people respond to it and tell him he sucks.
You've got a lot of growing up to do too,
You may as well ask water not to be wet
Can you say the same about suicide?
A Grandfather from the Cherokee Nation was talking with his grandson.
"A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy.
"It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves."
"One wolf is evil and ugly: He is anger, hate, envy, war, greed, self-
pity, sorrow, regret, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false
pride, superiority, selfishness and arrogance."
"The other wolf is beautiful and good: He is friendly, joyful, peace,
love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, justice,
fairness, empathy, generosity, true, compassion, gratitude, and deep
VISION."
"This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other human
as well."
The grandson paused in deep reflection because of what his grandfather
had just said. Then he finally cried out; "Oyee! Grandfather, which
wolf will win?"
The elder Cherokee replied, "The wolf that you feed."
The the grandson paused for a moment before saying, "Granddad, you've gone
senile. It's time to put you in a home."
(Physical) Fact 1. The only way one /can/ get in to a website
directory to edit or add pages is through a URL commonly called the
"back door," as the URL that the people see (whose invariable cgi
calls and displays intex.html) is called the "front door."
(Physical) Fact 2. Code, the same dozen lines each time, has been
physically appended to index.html every few weeks to months starting
during the War With Tommy The Super-PROgrammer 4-5 years ago.
(Exemplary) Fact 3. "Paranoia," by contrast, is a /belief/ that
someone is "doing things to you" in the face of evidence to the
contrary, such as the ravings of a certain Duck as to the popularity
of his unspeakable shit for target practice, when it isn't even worth
that.
(Nobody shoots at your unspeakable shit, Dockery. We shoot at
/you/. So, you see, you're actually good for something, and good for
it because there really is something in the world that you're
/better/ than: you're better -- for target practice -- than a pile
of unspeakable shit.)
(Exemplary) Fact 4. That people put shit on their strawberries does
not in any wise indicate that they like, or even care to tolerate,
the presence or flavor of shit at the breakfast table.
(Or their table at rec.arts The Boar's Head.)
>
> You're the dumbshit that has all the posts about "fantasies," Duckery. Add
> that post to your growing list of Stupid Things Dockery Has Quacked.
>
(Exemplary) Conslusion 1. When Dockery says he puts shit on his
strawberries, he means that he puts it on them at the breakfast table.
"Well, Rimbaud /Said/..."
(Well, whaddaya speck from somebody who appears capable of growing
only fat, pimples, and old? Who observably doesn't know how to grow
even a song lyric, let alone a poem?)
> porc...@aol.com wrote:
>
>
>>Hey, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain", whoever you are, you seriously need
>>to get a life. Seriously man, go get yourself some help. You ever
>>the story of the two wolves? Take a look in your mirror, what wolf
>>are you feeding? You think the wolf you're feeding is actually eating
>>you? You live in the world that you make, tell us, are you living in
>>the world you actually ~want~ to be living in? What can YOU do to
>>make YOUR world a little better?
>
>
> Suggestion: a warm bath and a razor blade.
>
There was an old soldier who sat
In a foxhole and slowly grew fat.
When critics asked why,
He replied, "There's a guy
Over there throws his turds here. Now scat."
Do not be fooled by the Duck's scrambling to quack at and eat every
last crumb he's tossed.
What makes you think there's any nutrition /for the Duck/ in what
we're feedin' it? (Hint: We're not using even stale bread.)
On hearing this, both wolves leaped from the grandfather's mouth and
devoured the boy.
You see, My Son, the grandfather had been feeding them the boy's
shit for years.
Hell, he can't even say it about the ghazal.
http://scrawlmark.org/dmh01s.jpg
It does look like you have it rough, judging from your photograph,
Hammes, but hang in there... you still have your limmerick garbage
going for you.
--
"Wobble" by Will Dockery & Henry Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc
Not likely...
Great stuff... this prose-poem would make the basis for an excellent
song, most likely.
--
"God's Toybox" by Dockery-Beck:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars
If you've ever looked at his cross-posting habits, you'd know that he
doesn't willingly leave ANY forum un-dumbed.
Rob
--
Rob Evans
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Stick to trying to write poems, Duckery. You're an even worse
writer/storyteller than you are a poet.
Are you going to plagirize his words like you have for so many others?
Heh... do tell.
Sounds like you're making a confession that all these years you've spewed
your homophoia on these newsgroups, in real life "Somebody's been getting in
the back door for over four years..."
Again, thanks for proving my point for me, and as Karla nailed you and your
schtick perfectly, recently:
"...Those types of pictures are offensive to me but I can also be offended
by what someone writes. We communicate less by pictures on the poetry
newsgroups but that doesn't mean that the picture words we create aren't as
offensive as a picture. It's just that the picture as communication has more
shock value because we use pictures less here. Now, I have no idea what most
of you mean when you bash someone by depicting them in homosexual acts,
whether it is with words or pictures. What I mean is, using it here may not
mean that you're anti-gay, homophobic, sexist, etc. I have no idea. But the
cheap shot isn't helpful and promotes sexist and homophobic
hinking..." -Karla Rogers explains the /Uncle Hammes type/.
sounds like you're stupid and can't read for shit.
Rick Edwards, Henry Conley and me will be continuing his songwriter's
night at the Vault for him tonight, where he'll be back next week...
come down and join us as we generate musical energy in honor of our
Most Honorable Friend tonight, and sign the card!
--
4 new Will Dockery-Henry Conley recordings, "Twilight Girl",
"Shadowville
Speedway", "Truck Stop Woman" and "Sidewalk Spinner" online at:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
You're a delusional dunce. First of all, nobody except you knows who the
fuck Tripp Wrigley is, and second of all, nobody is going to send 'good
energy' to anyone you reccomend. Thirdly, there is no such thing as 'good
energy,' you drugged-up alcoholic doofus.
And for "Old Man", I think it was, who asked me for more specific
directions to and information on, the Vault from the local newspaper:
http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/breaking_news/story/421135.html
Vault hosts songwriter night
Local songwriters will showcase their talents tonight at The Vault,
1026 Broadway.
Hosted by Tripp Wrigley, the evening will feature Rick Edwards, Riley
Yielding, Henry Conley and Will Dockery.
The music starts at 9 p.m. and it's open to partiers 21 and older.
Learn more about the local nightlife scene at the Walk of Shame blog
at www.ledger-enquirer.com.
> thinking..." -Karla Rogers explains the /Uncle Hammes type/.
Unfortunately, these words still describe the desperation of liars
like Hammes... and interestingly, the return of the much applauded
photo manipulations.
--
4 new Will Dockery-Henry Conley recordings, "Twilight Girl",
"Shadowville Speedway", "Truck Stop Woman" and "Sidewalk Spinner"
online at:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
> Last Dream Today by Dockery and Mallard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSpYx8sSFP0