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Will Dockery

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Aug 14, 2008, 5:52:45 AM8/14/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
>    You cannot expect William Dockery to learn to shut up.

No, I wouldn't hold my breath on that if I were you... but meanwhile,
here's a new bit of poetry-song for you to comment and critique on and
on... written last week with Conley and Woolfolk...

Light over the Ridge

I know exactly how you feel,
and God gave you permission to spill it.
There's no one to judge,
you're still so fine,
I'm just too crippled now to grudge it.
At this truck stop diner,
snapping in the rain...

You can't trust Carlo and colored Belle Elane,
I didn't send that instant message from Little Spain
The Lord makes haste,
we have little time,
not enough to waste it.
For this new era, in this rain
we sit on the bridge and watch the ridge
the townies think we're insane...

Last time I seen you at the bar,
it took my voice away.
Dina won't blow her horn no more,
she left with Jose anyway.

It ain't that bad to tell me your dreams,
they only mean what you want them to anyway.
Every breath you take on Van Allen Belt,
half a lifetime away...
At this truck stop diner,
soaking in the rain.
Operator wants another quarter,
she don't even know your name.

Words - Will Dockery
Music - Henry Conley and Gene Woolfolk

--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery and Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> You cannot expect William Dockery to learn to shut up.

No,


exactly.


Will Dockery

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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
> "Will Dockery" wrote

Light Over The Ridge:


>
> news:de08027f-3ee9-49a8...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> > You cannot expect William Dockery to learn to shut up.
>
> No,
>
> exactly.

Not a chance of it.

--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk

Archie Leach

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Aug 14, 2008, 4:56:13 PM8/14/08
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Will Dockery <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote:

>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>>    You cannot expect William Dockery to learn to shut up.
>
>No, I wouldn't hold my breath on that if I were you... but meanwhile,
>here's a new bit of poetry-song for you to comment and critique on and

>on... written last week with Conley and Woolf[slap]

Spam much, Quackery?

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>> "Will Dockery" wrote
>
> Light Over The Ridge:
>>
>> news:de08027f-3ee9-49a8...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>> > You cannot expect William Dockery to learn to shut up.
>>
>> No,
>>
>> exactly.
>
> Not a chance


That's what I just said.


Will Dockery

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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
> "Will Dockery" wrote
>
> > Light Over The Ridge:
>
> >>news:de08027f-3ee9-49a8...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> >> > You cannot expect William Dockery to learn to shut up.
>
> >> No,
>
> >> exactly.
>
> > Not a chance
>
> That's what I just said.

So, for once we agree.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>> "Will Dockery" wrote
>>
>> > Light Over The Ridge:
>>
>> >>news:de08027f-3ee9-49a8...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>> >> > You cannot expect William Dockery to learn to shut up.
>>
>> >> No,
>>
>> >> exactly.
>>
>> > Not a chance
>>
>> That's what I just said.
>
> So, for once we agree


that you're a drunken fool? "Yes."


Will Dockery

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Aug 18, 2008, 12:28:35 PM8/18/08
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Archie Leach wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >No, I wouldn't hold my breath on that if I were you... but meanwhile,
> >here's a new bit of poetry-song for you to comment and critique on and
> >on... written last week with Conley and Woolfolk
>
> Spam

No, it's known as ''posting a poem''... something I've never seen you
attempt.

--
The Dockery-Conley Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc

Archie Leach

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Aug 18, 2008, 2:01:04 PM8/18/08
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Will Dockery <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Archie Leach wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> >No, I wouldn't hold my breath on that if I were you... but meanwhile,
>> >here's a new bit of poetry-song for you to comment and critique on and
>> >on... written last week with Conley and Woolfolk
>>

>> Spam much, Dockery?

[Quackardly post-edit RETUFTED]

>No, it's known as ''posting a poem''... something I've never seen you
>attempt.

Actually, I have posted a few poems, including one earlier this
morning:


Crabby Chuckles fell off while bikin'
Into a malicious field of lichen
Now instead of beer in quarts
He must to Kmart for new mesh shorts


Of course I can see why you would not find much interest in poetry
that ridicules pizzabois and bike messengers, but oh well.

Will Dockery

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Aug 19, 2008, 12:08:26 PM8/19/08
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Archie Leach wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >No, it's known as ''posting a poem''... something I've never seen you
> >attempt.
>
> Actually, I have posted a few poems, including one earlier this
> morning:
>
>    Crabby Chuckles fell off while bikin'
>    Into a malicious field of lichen
>    Now instead of beer in quarts
>    He must to Kmart for new mesh shorts

Ah, okay... I stand corrected.

> Of course I can see why you would not find much interest in poetry
> that ridicules pizzabois and bike messengers, but oh well.

No, I'm not really that interested in the Chuck obsessed stuff.

--
God's Toybox by Will Dockery and Dennis Beck
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

Will Dockery

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Aug 20, 2008, 11:37:05 AM8/20/08
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Back at the turn of the century, Tripp Wrigley's songwriter's series
was one of the big nights of the week, in the early days of Uptown
Tap. Now, years later, TW's back, now at the Vault in downtown
Shadowville, for the first of his new songwriter/front porch picking
nights... every Wednesday.

This is right downstairs from the Loft open mic, so the idea will be
to hit both, making the new season a sure smash for performers. See
y'all on the streets of Broadway tonight, I sure do hope.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Back at


nobody cares.


Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Archie Leach wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> >No, I wouldn't hold my breath on that if I were you... but meanwhile,
>> >here's a new bit of poetry-song for you to comment and critique on and
>> >on... written last week with Conley and Woolfolk
>>
>> Spam
>
> No, it's known as ''posting a poem''... something I've never seen

"We know"


Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Archie Leach wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >No, it's known as ''posting a poem''... something I've never seen you
> >attempt.
>
> Actually, I have posted a few poems, including one earlier this
> morning:
>
> Crabby Chuckles fell off while bikin'
> Into a malicious field of lichen
> Now instead of beer in quarts
> He must to Kmart for new mesh shorts

Ah, okay... I stand corrected.

> Of course I can see why you would not find much interest in poetry
> that ridicules pizzabois and bike messengers, but oh well.

No, I'm not really that interested in

...anything that isn't Duckerish.


Will Dockery

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Aug 22, 2008, 12:22:55 PM8/22/08
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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote
>
> Vault songwriter night w/ Tripp Wrigley

> news:e8cbdf0c-1f2d-4c9f...@w7g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>
> > Back at
>
> nobody cares.

Yet here you are, sniffing behind with your desperate whines about how
you care so little... giving new meanings to the term ''begging to
differ''.

Anyway, the first Trip Wriggley ''front porch pickers'' episode went
well, with many old homeschool musicians from years past, when Tripp
was a big force behind the classic Uptown Tap days of Bubba Wade and
Larry Caddel, appaering- Charlie Tignor from Auburn, Dean of the
legendary Skydog Gypsy band on guitar, Bibb City Ramblers Brian Fowler
and Dan Davidson, and a blast to the past as Brian Fowler, Gene-0
Woolfolk, Henry Conly, Dean Skydog and Kerry Lowe did cover of
Locomotive Breath, like in the old days of 2000 or so.

Next week Tripp's booked Riley Yielding, Rick Edwards and the Dockery-
Conley show to headline, with many assorted special guests.

--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk

Guitar: Henry Conley
Vocal: Will Dockery
Flute: Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
Live @ Pat's Place Americus, Ga

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote
>>
>> Vault songwriter night w/ Tripp Wrigley
>> news:e8cbdf0c-1f2d-4c9f...@w7g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> > Back at
>>
>> nobody cares.
>
> Yet


nobody still cares. Ain't it amazing?


Will Dockery

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Aug 23, 2008, 2:00:24 PM8/23/08
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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote
>
> Vault songwriter night w/ Tripp Wrigley
>
> news:b3ac7ba2-83dc-4d82...@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
>
> >>news:e8cbdf0c-1f2d-4c9f...@w7g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>
> nobody still cares.

Since you're obviously ''nobody'' and you obviously ''still care'',
this is correct.

> Ain't it amazing?

Since you've been following behind every post I make for months now,
no.

--
"Wobble" written by Will Dockery & Henry Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc


=z=

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Aug 23, 2008, 11:01:24 PM8/23/08
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there actually was a time that doc wrote a few nice ones and bantered with
his alter ego "barbara's cat"...but that was back in 95 bla bla...now it
seems the tides of war have taken a toll and a need to speak for the man
himself...sunday's only an hour away...
rocknrole barbara...

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>"Will Dockery" wrote
>>
>> Vault songwriter night w/ Tripp Wrigley
>>
>> news:b3ac7ba2-83dc-4d82...@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >>news:e8cbdf0c-1f2d-4c9f...@w7g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> nobody still cares.
>
> obviously


Will Dockery

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Aug 24, 2008, 2:07:35 AM8/24/08
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"=z=" wrote...

Those indeed were the days... heh.

Will Dockery

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Aug 24, 2008, 10:45:58 PM8/24/08
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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>"Will Dockery" wrote
>
>> Light Over The Ridge:
>>
>>news:de08027f-3ee9-49a8...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
>
>>>> You cannot expect William Dockery to shut up.
>>>
>>> No.

> >
> > So, for once we agree
>
> that you

That I won't be ''shutting up''.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <doc...@knology.net> wrote in message
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> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote...
>>"Will Dockery" wrote
>>
>>> Light Over The Ridge:
>>>
>>>news:de08027f-3ee9-49a8...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>>>> You cannot expect William Dockery to shut up.
>>>>
>>>> No.
>> >
>> > So, for once we agree
>>
>> that you
>
> That I won't be ''shutting up''.


"We know"

(if a duck quacks in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it
still make a sound?)


Dennis M. Hammes

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Aug 25, 2008, 8:30:44 AM8/25/08
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:

If a Duck shits in the forest and no one else is around to smell it,
dies he still eat it?

--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
http://scrawlmark.org

Will Dockery

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Aug 25, 2008, 11:23:29 AM8/25/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote...

>
> >>>>Light Over The Ridge:
> >>>>
>
>>>>news:de08027f-3ee9-49a8...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com..
.
>
> If a Duck shits in the forest

Uncle Hammy will swish along behind to take a good sniff of it... heh.

Will Dockery

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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote
>
>> Vault songwriter night w/ Tripp Wrigley
>>
>> news:b3ac7ba2-83dc-4d82...@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>news:e8cbdf0c-1f2d-4c9f...@w7g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
>
> nobody still cares.

Yet here you are, obviously interested enough to play the jeering heckler.

And since you seem so interested, here's the suggested sequence for the
Dockery-Conley third of the show at the Vault:

1. Twilight Girl
2. The Surgeon General
3. Desk Clerk at the Courtyard
4. Balck and Blue Night
5. Fade Away Encounter
6. Truck Stop Woman
7. Crawford Road Crawl
8. Cheshire Bridge Road
9. Falling From Grace
10. Wobble

11. Ozone Stigmata
12. Black Eagle Lady

Will Dockery

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Sep 9, 2008, 6:07:32 PM9/9/08
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'' I don't think love dies--it just gets buried under bad experience and
incommunicability, or people go mad, suffer money woes, get caught up in a
war. But if you look to your dreams, you'll find the original love tears,
throbs and grief remain completely intact. The emotions remain in the body,
the mind and the heart, and they often come out in dreams.'' -Allen Ginsberg

Back at the turn of the century, Tripp Wrigley's songwriter's series was one
of the big nights of the week, in the early days of Uptown Tap. Now, years

later, TW's back, now at the Vault in downtown Shadowville, with his new


songwriter/front porch picking nights... every Wednesday.

This week will feature sets by Rick Edwards, Tripp Wrigley, and the
Dockery-Conley Show, along with some special guests.

Hope to see ya'll there.

--
"Wobble" by Will Dockery & Henry Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc


Will Dockery

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Oct 6, 2008, 2:20:24 PM10/6/08
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To The Magic Store by Will Dockery

(from: http://www.playgroundsmag.com )

*The lost epic story of Moby Grape*

Special thanks to Brian Fowler for turning me on to a sound I'm 41
years behind on: Moby Grape. Fowler's "Peace Mix" compilation included
two songs that immediately had me hooked, and I went on a search for
these:

"One has such lines as "I know you're leaving soon..." and "Please
change your mind, before my sunshine is gone..." turned out to be
"8:05" and the other "It's all in the game... looks like you're
playing it through, looks like you're playing it too..." is "Sitting
By The Window", both from the apparently amazing first Moby Grape
album, released just weeks after Sgt. Pepper, in 1967.

A pretty good Moby Grape collection called "Listen My Friends" I've
found from that first record, with cuts from the other three or four
that followed. Seems from this NPR article there was a 5-CD set
reissued last year, then pulled because of a cease-and-desist from
Moby Grape's eternal thorn in the side, ex-manager Katz, who over the
past 40 years has continually fouled up any progress, keeping them off
the Monterey Pop film that made such artists as Jimi Hendrix and Janis
Joplin household names, and then claiming to own the name Moby Grape,
keeping the remaining members from performing under the name for 20
years or so:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=17498799

*Dockery and Conley Show October 29*

Tripp Wrigley's Wednesday songwriter night at the Vault continues to
gain momentum, the October schedule including shows from Tripp's
"core" group of performers: Buck Bradshaw, Rick Edwards, Riley
Yielding, Dan Davidson, Brian Fowler, and on October 29th at 9pm,
Dockery and Conley. We'll be joined by [special guest], who's been
collaborating with us on the dozen and counting new songs D&C have
been writing this Summer, including this one, that sprang out of a
Conley riff instantly:

Psychedelic Sorrow

Everything's looking groovy
blow my dice for luck.
The Thin King's coming back on deck
driving a used fire truck.
Made it through another Thursday
all the poor folks got paid.

Psychedelic sorrow
the news is all around.
On the street corner the word is love
in this shaking town.

Everybody's saying nothing
saying it quite too much.
Some girl's riding a donkey
going down like a rocking lush.
Standing downtown at the stump
at high noon in the shade.

Psychedelic sorrow
the news is all around.
On the street corner the word is love
in this shaking town.

Everybody's knocking groovy
sniffing thier lives away.
Thinking all my credit's been cashed
in this old heart sway.
Made it through another Thursday
still can't get the time of day.

Psychedelic sorrow
the news is all around.
On the street corner the word is love
in this shaking town.

Words- Will Dockery
Music-Henry Conley

--
4 new Will Dockery-Henry Conley recordings, "Twilight Girl",
"Shadowville
Speedway", "Truck Stop Woman" and "Sidewalk Spinner" online at:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>
> (from: http://www.playgroundsmag.com


= snip =

If you really went to a magic store you should have bought something to make
yourself disappear.


Will Dockery

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Oct 8, 2008, 3:29:16 AM10/8/08
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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>
> > To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>
> > (from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>
> = snip =
>
> If you really went to a magic store you should have bought something to make
> yourself disappear.

I've no interest in that option.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> > To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>>
>> > (from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>>
>> = snip =
>>
>> If you really went to a magic store you should have bought something to
>> make
>> yourself disappear.
>
> I've no interest in that option.


We know, Duckery. We know. It's part of your non-existant charm.


Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> > To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>>
>> > (from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>>
>> = snip =
>>
>> If you really went to a magic store you should have bought something to
>> make
>> yourself disappear.
>
> I've no interest in that option.
>
> --


Narcisstic behavior.


Will Dockery

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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> >>news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> > To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>
> >> > (from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>
> >> = snip =
>
> >> If you really went to a magic store you should have bought something to
> >> make yourself disappear.
>
> > I've no interest in that option.
>
> We know. It's part of your non-existant charm.

Is your spell-checker broken?

--
4 new Will Dockery-Henry Conley recordings, "Twilight Girl",

"Shadowville Speedway Blues", "Truck Stop Woman" and "Sidewalk
Spinner";
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> >>news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >> > To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>>
>> >> > (from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>>
>> >> = snip =
>>
>> >> If you really went to a magic store you should have bought something
>> >> to
>> >> make yourself disappear.
>>
>> > I've no interest in that option.
>>
>> We know. It's part of your non-existant charm.
>
> Is your spell-checker broken?
>

Is your brain broken?


Dennis M. Hammes

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Oct 9, 2008, 6:37:28 AM10/9/08
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:

Oh, come on. I'm sure we'd settle for his sawing himself in half.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Oct 9, 2008, 7:08:54 AM10/9/08
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:

> "Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:949f7fd0-0d55-474a...@r38g2000prr.googlegroups.com...
>
>>"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>
>>>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>>>
>>>news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>>
>>>
>>>>To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>>>
>>>>(from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>>>
>>>= snip =
>>>
>>>If you really went to a magic store you should have bought something to
>>>make
>>>yourself disappear.
>>
>>I've no interest in that option.
>>
>

> Narcisstic behavior.
>

Oh, come on. Dockery LUUUves himself /'way/ too much to be narcissistic.

How do I love me? Let me spout the ways.
I love me with the barroom mike and light
My arms can reach when girls are all I fight
For dregs of beers, though thrown into my face.
I love me to the depth of every day's
Most desperate need to prove that I am right
On nineteen NewsGroups where I only bite
Though I am always desperate for Praise.
I love me with the Passion drowned in booze
For my old griefs, the dead life that I tout;
I love me with a love I always lose
With my first post to any thread I pout;
And though I'm desperate for /anyone/ to schmooze,
I love me better after I pass out.

Will Dockery

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Oct 9, 2008, 11:52:30 AM10/9/08
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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> >> >>news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> >> > To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>
> >> >> > (from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>
> >> >> = snip =
>
>>>> If you really went to a magic store you should have bought something
>>>> to make yourself disappear.
>
>>> I've no interest in that option.
>
>> We know. It's part of your non-existant charm.
>
Is your spell-checker broken?

Just wondering, since you always spell "existence" and "exisitent" as
you do above.

--
4 new Will Dockery-Henry Conley recordings, "Twilight Girl",

"Shadowville Speedway", "Truck Stop Woman" and "Sidewalk Spinner"
online at:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery


Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1be8e406-5d10-4865...@r37g2000prr.googlegroups.com...

> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> >> >>news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >> >> > To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>>
>> >> >> > (from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>>
>> >> >> = snip =
>>
>>>>> If you really went to a magic store you should have bought something
>>>>> to make yourself disappear.
>>
>>>> I've no interest in that option.
>>
>>> We know. It's part of your non-existant charm.
>>
> Is your spell-checker broken?
>
> Just wondering,


You also wonder how soap works, yet you try not to discover the reasons.


Idiot. Spelling lames? How fucking sad.


Will Dockery

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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> >> >> >>news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> >> >> > To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>
> >> >> >> > (from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>
> >> >> >> = snip =
>
> >>>>> If you really went to a magic store you should have bought something
> >>>>> to make yourself disappear.
>
> >>>> I've no interest in that option.
>
> >>> We know. It's part of your non-existant charm.
>
> > Is your spell-checker broken?
>
> > Just wondering,
>
> Spelling lames?

You brag about being an *English Major*, college educated, /and/ being
a newspaper reporter, yet you repeatedly spell the word as
"existance".

That's notable.

--
"Black & Blue Night" written by Will Dockery and Henry Conley,
recorded at Larry Rose Studio, Phenix City Alabama:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be4VR21rlkM


Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:0fba7eee-6f45-4602...@e2g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...

> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >>news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >> >> >> > To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>>
>> >> >> >> > (from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>>
>> >> >> >> = snip =
>>
>> >>>>> If you really went to a magic store you should have bought
>> >>>>> something
>> >>>>> to make yourself disappear.
>>
>> >>>> I've no interest in that option.
>>
>> >>> We know. It's part of your non-existant charm.
>>
>> > Is your spell-checker broken?
>>
>> > Just wondering,
>>
>> Spelling lames?
>
> You brag about being an *English Major*,


I don't brag about it, but yes, I was, and yes, I have the degree and the
job, unlike you, who has nothing besides an unreadable scribbled signature
on the back of a piece of cardboard, the front of which says WILL WRITE
POEMS FOR FOOD.

Now scream (or scram, whichever) pizza boy. You annoy me.


> college educated, /and/ being
> a newspaper reporter,

Jealous much, Dockery?


Here's a headline for you: IDIOT WRITES POEMS; PUBLIC PERFORMANCES POOP.


>yet you repeatedly spell the word as
> "existance".


Duckery your latching onto typo lames like a leech to a pizza boy swimming
in a pond is amusing but stupid just the same. Pleased to be trying
something less moronic, thanks.

>
> That's notable.
>

That you're an idiot?


Will Dockery

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Oct 12, 2008, 7:45:49 AM10/12/08
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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> >>>>>>news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>
> >>>>>> To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>
> >>>>>> (from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>
> >> >>> It's part of your non-existant charm.
>
> >> > Is your spell-checker broken? Did you mean "existent"?
> >> > Just wondering, since you repeatedly spell it "existant".
>
> >> Spelling lames?
>
> > You brag about being an *English Major*, college educated, /and/ being
> > a newspaper reporter, yet you make the same spelling mistakes repeatedly.
>
> Jealous much, Dockery?

When you show me something I might posibly be jealous of then i'll let
you know, Orson.

the14thdisciple

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Oct 12, 2008, 7:49:25 AM10/12/08
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On Oct 12, 6:49 am, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain"
<noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:

> > You brag about being an *English Major*,
>
> I don't brag about it, but yes, I was, and yes, I have the degree and the
> job, unlike you, who has nothing besides an unreadable scribbled signature
> on the back of a piece of cardboard, the front of which says WILL WRITE
> POEMS FOR FOOD.

yes, Issent it horrible that sombody should write what they feel
WITHOUT haffing wasted years at school learning to do it propperley,
Mr. Arson? i Think mister Dockery shouldst be ASHAMED of himself for
achieveing better-than-average results and NOT haffing a bit of paper
off of sombody else what says he CAN.

mister Dockery, PLEASE do NOT write ANYMOAR songs until a Joint
Metriculation Board hafe CERTIFIED yoar ability - yoar Lyrics USED to
make sense to me, but since mister Assron pointed out you are
COMPLEATELY INQUALIFIED i suddenly fined yoar stuff to be a jumble of
chords and words what i find totally incabable of hearing propperly!

love From 14

Will Dockery

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Oct 12, 2008, 8:38:15 AM10/12/08
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On Oct 12, 7:49 am, the14thdisciple wrote:

Heh... and never mind the fact that the "college boy" Orson can't
write his way out of a paper sack.

--
4 new Will Dockery-Henry Conley recordings, "Twilight Girl", "Sidewalk
Spinner", "Shadowville Speedway" and "Truck Stop Woman" available for
listening at:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Dennis M. Hammes

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Oct 12, 2008, 9:02:37 AM10/12/08
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the14thdisciple wrote:


I wish to extend our heartfelt thanks to you for proving that,

WHEREAS there is at least one froup perfectly willing to wade through
Dockery's shit to suck his cock,

BE IT FOUND THAT said Dockery comes to rap/aapc solely to be kicked
regularly by people whose opinion -- that he exists materially enough
to kick -- actually matters.

Will Dockery

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Oct 12, 2008, 9:22:35 AM10/12/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

> the14thdisciple wrote:
>
> > yes, Issent it horrible that sombody should write what they feel
> > WITHOUT haffing wasted years at school learning to do it propperley,
> > Mr. Arson?  i Think mister Dockery shouldst be ASHAMED of himself for
> > achieveing better-than-average results and NOT haffing a bit of paper
> > off of sombody else what says he CAN.
>
> > mister Dockery, PLEASE do NOT write ANYMOAR songs until a Joint
> > Metriculation Board hafe CERTIFIED yoar ability - yoar Lyrics USED to
> > make sense to me, but since mister Assron pointed out you are
> > COMPLEATELY INQUALIFIED i suddenly fined yoar stuff to be a jumble of
> > chords and words what i find totally incabable of hearing propperly!
>
> > love From 14
>
> Dockery's shit to suck his cock

I know you're desperate to do just that, as your many posted fantasies
about it prove, but no thanks, my senile friend.

--

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Oct 13, 2008, 11:15:20 AM10/13/08
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"the14thdisciple" <the14th...@littleboxes.nl> wrote in message
news:aceecfe2-9261-46bc...@q35g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...

On Oct 12, 6:49 am, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain"
<noem...@here.invalidd> wrote:

> > You brag about being an *English Major*,
>
> I don't brag about it, but yes, I was, and yes, I have the degree and the
> job, unlike you, who has nothing besides an unreadable scribbled signature
> on the back of a piece of cardboard, the front of which says WILL WRITE
> POEMS FOR FOOD.

yes, Issent it horrible that sombody should write what they feel
WITHOUT haffing wasted years at school learning to do it propperley,
Mr. Arson?


#I know you're purposely acting like an idiot (unlike Dockery), but let's
make one thing clear: Dockery would never, ever attempt to make a better
person out of himself, and that includes a large area of education. He has
no high school diploma, has spent much of his life bouncing from drug to
drug, club to club, drink to drink, and could never, ever, ever hope to find
a better job than pizza boy -- something has admitted in the past.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Oct 13, 2008, 11:18:20 AM10/13/08
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d4ade938-97f3-4301...@u75g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...

> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>news:68ded2d1-5f8d-4ec8...@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >>>>>> To The Magic Store by Will Dockery
>>
>> >>>>>> (from:http://www.playgroundsmag.com
>>
>> >> >>> It's part of your non-existant charm.
>>
>> >> > Is your spell-checker broken? Did you mean "existent"?
>> >> > Just wondering, since you repeatedly spell it "existant".
>>
>> >> Spelling lames?
>>
>> > You brag about being an *English Major*, college educated, /and/ being
>> > a newspaper reporter, yet you make the same spelling mistakes
>> > repeatedly.
>>
>> Jealous much, Dockery?
>
> When you show me something I might posibly

"posibly?"

Your non-degree is showing again.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Oct 13, 2008, 9:22:59 PM10/13/08
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Oct 12, 7:49 am, the14thdisciple wrote:
> On Oct 12, 6:49 am, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>
> > > You brag about being an *English Major*,
>
> > I don't brag about it, but yes, I was, and yes, I have the degree and
> > the
> > job, unlike you, who has nothing besides an unreadable scribbled
> > signature
> > on the back of a piece of cardboard, the front of which says WILL WRITE
> > POEMS FOR FOOD.
>
> yes, Issent it horrible that sombody should write what they feel
> WITHOUT haffing wasted years at school learning to do it propperley,
> Mr. Arson? i Think mister Dockery shouldst be ASHAMED of himself for
> achieveing better-than-average results and NOT haffing a bit of paper
> off of sombody else what says he CAN.
>
> mister Dockery, PLEASE do NOT write ANYMOAR songs until a Joint
> Metriculation Board hafe CERTIFIED yoar ability - yoar Lyrics USED to
> make sense to me, but since mister Assron pointed out you are
> COMPLEATELY INQUALIFIED i suddenly fined yoar stuff to be a jumble of
> chords and words what i find totally incabable of hearing propperly!
>
> love From 14

Heh... and never mind the fact that the "college boy" Orson can't
write his way out of a paper sack.


Duckery, what I write is published on a *daily basis* with *thousands*
reading what I write. The best *you* can do is create your shitty little
"poems" for a Play-doh(tm) "magazine" that can barely register on Google's
radar. Stop acting all jealous, it only makes you look stupid and crazier.


Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
> the14thdisciple wrote:
>
> > yes, Issent it horrible that sombody should write what they feel
> > WITHOUT haffing wasted years at school learning to do it propperley,
> > Mr. Arson? i Think mister Dockery shouldst be ASHAMED of himself for
> > achieveing better-than-average results and NOT haffing a bit of paper
> > off of sombody else what says he CAN.
>
> > mister Dockery, PLEASE do NOT write ANYMOAR songs until a Joint
> > Metriculation Board hafe CERTIFIED yoar ability - yoar Lyrics USED to
> > make sense to me, but since mister Assron pointed out you are
> > COMPLEATELY INQUALIFIED i suddenly fined yoar stuff to be a jumble of
> > chords and words what i find totally incabable of hearing propperly!
>
> > love From 14
>
> Dockery's shit to suck his cock

I know you're desperate to do just that,

Only in your closeted fantasies, Dockery. Only in your closeted fantasies.


Will Dockery

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Oct 14, 2008, 3:00:15 AM10/14/08
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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>> On Oct 12, 7:49 am, the14thdisciple wrote:
>
> > yes, Issent it horrible that sombody should write what they feel
> > WITHOUT haffing wasted years at school learning to do it propperley,
> > Mr. Arson? i Think mister Dockery shouldst be ASHAMED of himself for
> > achieveing better-than-average results and NOT haffing a bit of paper
> > off of sombody else what says he CAN.
>
> > mister Dockery, PLEASE do NOT write ANYMOAR songs until a Joint
> > Metriculation Board hafe CERTIFIED yoar ability - yoar Lyrics USED to
> > make sense to me, but since mister Assron pointed out you are
> > COMPLEATELY INQUALIFIED i suddenly fined yoar stuff to be a jumble of
> > chords and words what i find totally incabable of hearing propperly!
>
> > love From 14
>
> Heh... and never mind the fact that the "college boy" Orson can't
> write his way out of a paper sack.
>
> Dockery, what I write is published on a *daily basis* with *thousands*
> reading what I write.

Do you have a proofreader?

--
4 new Will Dockery-Henry Conley recordings, "Twilight Girl",

Dennis M. Hammes

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Oct 14, 2008, 5:36:44 AM10/14/08
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There's something besides his writing that /can/ make him look
stupid(er) and crazier?

Will Dockery

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Oct 14, 2008, 5:55:03 AM10/14/08
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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> "the14thdisciple" wrote:
>
> yes, Issent it horrible that sombody should write what they feel
> WITHOUT haffing wasted years at school learning to do it propperley,
> Mr. Arson?
>
> Dockery would never, ever attempt to make a better
> person out of himself, and that includes a large area of education. He has
> no high school diploma, has spent much of his life bouncing from drug to
> drug, club to club, drink to drink

Your "Will Dockery" obsession is noted, Orson.

--
4 new Will Dockery-Henry Conley recordings, "Twilight Girl",

"Sidewalk
Spinner", "Shadowville Speedway" and "Truck Stop Woman" available for
listening at:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

>  i Think mister Dockery shouldst be ASHAMED of himself for

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Oct 15, 2008, 12:12:32 AM10/15/08
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:000fbbfe-11c3-4e4e...@k30g2000hse.googlegroups.com...

> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>>> On Oct 12, 7:49 am, the14thdisciple wrote:
>>
>> > yes, Issent it horrible that sombody should write what they feel
>> > WITHOUT haffing wasted years at school learning to do it propperley,
>> > Mr. Arson? i Think mister Dockery shouldst be ASHAMED of himself for
>> > achieveing better-than-average results and NOT haffing a bit of paper
>> > off of sombody else what says he CAN.
>>
>> > mister Dockery, PLEASE do NOT write ANYMOAR songs until a Joint
>> > Metriculation Board hafe CERTIFIED yoar ability - yoar Lyrics USED to
>> > make sense to me, but since mister Assron pointed out you are
>> > COMPLEATELY INQUALIFIED i suddenly fined yoar stuff to be a jumble of
>> > chords and words what i find totally incabable of hearing propperly!
>>
>> > love From 14
>>
>> Heh... and never mind the fact that the "college boy" Orson can't
>> write his way out of a paper sack.
>>
>> Dockery, what I write is published on a *daily basis* with *thousands*
>> reading what I write.
>
> Do you have a proofreader?


Do you have a brain? Do you have a washcloth? Do you have common sense? Do
you have dignity?

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:374fdb75-63d7-4be2...@k30g2000hse.googlegroups.com...

"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> "the14thdisciple" wrote:
>
> yes, Issent it horrible that sombody should write what they feel
> WITHOUT haffing wasted years at school learning to do it propperley,
> Mr. Arson?
>
> Dockery would never, ever attempt to make a better
> person out of himself, and that includes a large area of education. He has
> no high school diploma, has spent much of his life bouncing from drug to
> drug, club to club, drink to drink

Your "Will Dockery" obsession is noted,

So pointing out the truth is now "obsession?"


lily

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Oct 16, 2008, 11:08:10 AM10/16/08
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On 2008-10-15, Some blustering jackass calling himself

There's a (not so fine) line between "pointing out the truth" and trolling.
You crossed it long ago, dufus.
HTH

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