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dao

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Jul 13, 2003, 9:28:53 PM7/13/03
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Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.


HS

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Jul 13, 2003, 9:41:52 PM7/13/03
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Wow - Yanni. I can't wait to see him play 3 chords tonight.

"dao" <d...@some.mail.nat> wrote in message news:bet10p$a6m$0...@pita.alt.net...

Kim S. Hansen

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Jul 13, 2003, 9:45:27 PM7/13/03
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Wow - is that so. I never knew that

Kim


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Dfrankjazz

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Jul 13, 2003, 10:26:18 PM7/13/03
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he knows all three, PLUS he can arpeggiate them in any direction!

DF

Dr.Matt

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Jul 13, 2003, 10:18:16 PM7/13/03
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In article <bet10p$a6m$0...@pita.alt.net>, dao <d...@some.mail.nat> wrote:
>Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.

3 Questions.

1) Why are you posting to rec.music.classical?
2) What makes you think anybody cares about Yanni?
3) Why should anybody care about Larry King when Larry hasn't
given James Randi a fair chance to explain what's wrong with Sylvia
Browne's and John Edward's charlatanism?

--
Matthew H. Fields http://personal.www.umich.edu/~fields
Music: Splendor in Sound
Brights have a naturalistic world-view. http://www.the-brights.net/

Thomas Seay

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Jul 13, 2003, 11:10:40 PM7/13/03
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In article <bet10p$a6m$0...@pita.alt.net>, "dao" <d...@some.mail.nat>
wrote:

> Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
>
>

Reminds me of the classic New Yorker cartoon:

Dentist, talking to patient in the chair, asks patient:
"Okay, what'll it be? Novacaine or Yanni?"

--
Tom Seay
The University of Texas at Austin
You are only young once, but you can remain immature indefinitely.

Alex Temple

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Jul 14, 2003, 1:10:45 AM7/14/03
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dao wrote:
>
> Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.

I often like to say that "good music" is a meaningless phrase because
you have to specify, "good at what." In this case, I assume you mean
"good at raising the suicide rate."

--
Alex Temple
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"Memes don't exist. Tell your friends."

Cabeza Borradora

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Jul 14, 2003, 1:04:03 AM7/14/03
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HS come on down:

>Wow - Yanni. I can't wait to see him play 3 chords tonight.

YANNI IS SO PUNK.

--
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not-so- famous) Stooge lines. For example, it would be acceptable to
threaten to 'tear out your tonsils' or to 'gouge your eyes out'."
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Jim Trousdale

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Jul 14, 2003, 1:33:56 AM7/14/03
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If you think that he is the best, how do you feel that no one yet agrees
with you. Do you know that his fans are primarily made up of
non-musicians?

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Dave Platt

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Jul 14, 2003, 1:43:28 AM7/14/03
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In article <3F124971...@yahoo.com>,
Alex Temple <fiber_opt...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>I often like to say that "good music" is a meaningless phrase because
>you have to specify, "good at what." In this case, I assume you mean
>"good at raising the suicide rate."

Only if he decides to compose a musical rendition of Vogon poetry.

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Bonnie Granat

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Jul 14, 2003, 4:01:31 AM7/14/03
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"Dr. David Tholen" <tho...@nospam.ham> wrote in message
news:3f125f2a$0$82802$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...

> In rec.music.classical Jim Trousdale <jim...@san.rr.com> wrote:
> > If you think that he is the best, how do you feel that no one yet
agrees
> > with you. Do you know that his fans are primarily made up of
> > non-musicians?
>
> Hi! Excitement!
>
> I love Yanni!
>
> And I'm a real musician: I play a bass clarinet.
>
> Yanni is one of the most sophisticated composers around.
>
> He's a misunderstood genius, like me!

Wasn't there one song of his a while back that wasn't trite?


--
___________________________________
Bonnie Granat
Granat Editorial Services
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Dr.Matt

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Jul 14, 2003, 5:57:38 AM7/14/03
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In article <rde4hvsus6givi1gi...@4ax.com>,

Cabeza Borradora <dogw...@frostwarning.com> wrote:
>HS come on down:
>
>>Wow - Yanni. I can't wait to see him play 3 chords tonight.
>
>YANNI IS SO PUNK.

The funny thing is, I have better hair than him.

Dr.Matt

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Jul 14, 2003, 5:59:08 AM7/14/03
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In article <3f12...@andromeda.5sc.net>,

Bonnie Granat <bgr...@editors-writers.info> wrote:
>
>"Dr. David Tholen" <tho...@nospam.ham> wrote in message
>news:3f125f2a$0$82802$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>> In rec.music.classical Jim Trousdale <jim...@san.rr.com> wrote:
>> > If you think that he is the best, how do you feel that no one yet
>agrees
>> > with you. Do you know that his fans are primarily made up of
>> > non-musicians?
>>
>> Hi! Excitement!
>>
>> I love Yanni!
>>
>> And I'm a real musician: I play a bass clarinet.
>>
>> Yanni is one of the most sophisticated composers around.
>>
>> He's a misunderstood genius, like me!
>
>Wasn't there one song of his a while back that wasn't trite?
>

Maybe it was a cover?

Peter T. Daniels

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Jul 14, 2003, 7:45:48 AM7/14/03
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Dr.Matt wrote:
>
> In article <rde4hvsus6givi1gi...@4ax.com>,
> Cabeza Borradora <dogw...@frostwarning.com> wrote:
> >HS come on down:
> >
> >>Wow - Yanni. I can't wait to see him play 3 chords tonight.
> >
> >YANNI IS SO PUNK.
>
> The funny thing is, I have better hair than him.

At least his is kept somewhat neat.
--
Peter T. Daniels gram...@att.net

Dr.Matt

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Jul 14, 2003, 8:05:08 AM7/14/03
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In article <3F1297...@worldnet.att.net>,

Wow, you're just a bundle of jilted energy today, Peter.

Nicolai P. Zwar

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Jul 14, 2003, 8:33:04 AM7/14/03
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dao wrote:
> Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.

That's the general consensus in these newsgroups, yes, no doubt about
it. Of course, John Tesh is at his heels and narrowing the gap.

--
Nicolai Zwar
http://www.nicolaizwar.com
(we're late, we know, and we're still closed)

Carrie

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Jul 14, 2003, 9:48:19 AM7/14/03
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"Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:3F12A300...@bigfoot.com...

> dao wrote:
> > Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
>
> That's the general consensus in these newsgroups, yes, no doubt about
> it. Of course, John Tesh is at his heels and narrowing the gap.
>

dare I ask...
Who exactly is Yanni, I really am serious, it seems like he must be well
known, and I sure get the impression none of you like him. But, who is he?
What does he play?

--
Carrie, Midnight and Twilight
www.btinternet.com/~midnightlyons
http://community.webshots.com/user/carriephlyons
www.lyonsmusic.co.uk


Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS

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Jul 14, 2003, 10:07:47 AM7/14/03
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Carrie wrote:

> "Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> news:3F12A300...@bigfoot.com...
> > dao wrote:
> > > Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
> >
> > That's the general consensus in these newsgroups, yes, no doubt about
> > it. Of course, John Tesh is at his heels and narrowing the gap.
> >
>
> dare I ask...
> Who exactly is Yanni, I really am serious, it seems like he must be well
> known, and I sure get the impression none of you like him. But, who is he?
> What does he play?

He has a lot of long curly hair. He has an album recorded at the
Acropolis. And he is frequently mentioned at the dental newsgroup.
I think that's all you need to know.

Steve

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001
http://www.dentaltwins.com


Dr.Matt

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Jul 14, 2003, 9:56:29 AM7/14/03
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In article <3F12A300...@bigfoot.com>,

I've never even heard Larry King sing.

Peter T. Daniels

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Jul 14, 2003, 10:45:41 AM7/14/03
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Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS wrote:
>
> Carrie wrote:
>
> > "Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> > news:3F12A300...@bigfoot.com...
> > > dao wrote:
> > > > Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
> > >
> > > That's the general consensus in these newsgroups, yes, no doubt about
> > > it. Of course, John Tesh is at his heels and narrowing the gap.
> > >
> >
> > dare I ask...
> > Who exactly is Yanni, I really am serious, it seems like he must be well
> > known, and I sure get the impression none of you like him. But, who is he?
> > What does he play?
>
> He has a lot of long curly hair. He has an album recorded at the
> Acropolis. And he is frequently mentioned at the dental newsgroup.
> I think that's all you need to know.

And he does children's music, no?

Why would the dentists talk about him?

Jack Hamilton

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Jul 14, 2003, 11:39:35 AM7/14/03
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"Jim Trousdale" <jim...@san.rr.com> wrote:

>If you think that he is the best, how do you feel that no one yet agrees
>with you. Do you know that his fans are primarily made up of
>non-musicians?

So? That's probably true of Beethoven as well, since most of the
population consists of non-musicians.


--
Jack Hamilton
j...@acm.org


If men are to wait for liberty until they become wise and good in slavery,
they may indeed wait for ever.
- Lord MacCaulay

pTooner

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Jul 14, 2003, 1:23:29 PM7/14/03
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Carrie wrote:

> "Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> news:3F12A300...@bigfoot.com...
>
>>dao wrote:
>>
>>>Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
>>
>>That's the general consensus in these newsgroups, yes, no doubt about
>>it. Of course, John Tesh is at his heels and narrowing the gap.
>>
>
>
> dare I ask...
> Who exactly is Yanni, I really am serious, it seems like he must be well
> known, and I sure get the impression none of you like him. But, who is he?
> What does he play?
>

He's Kenny Gee with a keyboard.

gerry

Cabeza Borradora

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Jul 14, 2003, 12:56:22 PM7/14/03
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Jim Trousdale come on down:

>If you think that he is the best, how do you feel that no one yet agrees
>with you. Do you know that his fans are primarily made up of
>non-musicians?

And this matters because?

Karthik Subramanian

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Jul 14, 2003, 1:35:17 PM7/14/03
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> > dare I ask...
> > Who exactly is Yanni, I really am serious, it seems like he must be well
> > known, and I sure get the impression none of you like him. But, who is
he?
> > What does he play?
>
> He has a lot of long curly hair. He has an album recorded at the
> Acropolis. And he is frequently mentioned at the dental newsgroup.
> I think that's all you need to know.
>

Oh then he played at the Taj mahal and didnt allow a single Indian on the
stage, the set, sound..nothing. Pretty much lost a billion listeners (not
fans) that day.to work. Imagine if Saddam hussain were to grow out his hair
and work out a lil.....thats Yanni.....almost equally devious.

Karthik


Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS

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Jul 14, 2003, 2:37:58 PM7/14/03
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"Peter T. Daniels" wrote:

I'm guessing you are referring to Raffi, who provokes an almost scary level of
devotion from children. He seems harmless enough. Of course, so did Barney.
This dentist doesn't talk much about Yanni. The only reason I've heard about
him is that perhaps 10-15 years ago, one of the networks broadcasting the Tour de
France used some of his music. Of course, they also used John Tesh, who is an
avid cyclist and was at the time one of the commentators.
That's pretty scary too, now that I think of it.

Steve


--


Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS

H. Emmerson Meyers

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Jul 14, 2003, 8:23:47 PM7/14/03
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Yanni is a pop musician. Comparing him to Bach, Beethoven, or even to jazz
greats is not a fair or appropriate analogy. He should be compared to other
contemporary American pop musicians. If you compare him to that group
(rappers, rockers et. all), Yanni deserves a 10 on a scale of 1-10.

"HS" <h...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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Alex Temple

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Jul 14, 2003, 5:40:23 PM7/14/03
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"H. Emmerson Meyers" wrote:
>
> Yanni is a pop musician. Comparing him to Bach, Beethoven, or even to jazz
> greats is not a fair or appropriate analogy. He should be compared to other
> contemporary American pop musicians. If you compare him to that group
> (rappers, rockers et. all), Yanni deserves a 10 on a scale of 1-10.
>
Hardly. Yanni is the dregs no matter what genre you put him in.

John Norfolk

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Jul 14, 2003, 6:49:37 PM7/14/03
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"dao" <d...@some.mail.nat> wrote in message news:<bet10p$a6m$0...@pita.alt.net>...
> Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.

Yanni is nothing compared to Vangelis. And I do like Yanni's music, at
least his early music, before he turned into the Liberace of New Age.

EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)

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Jul 14, 2003, 6:44:18 PM7/14/03
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dao wrote:
>
> Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.

To make a post like that here, you MUST be a troll!

EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)

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Jul 14, 2003, 6:48:45 PM7/14/03
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"Dr.Matt" wrote:
>
> In article <3F1297...@worldnet.att.net>,
> Peter T. Daniels <gram...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >Dr.Matt wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <rde4hvsus6givi1gi...@4ax.com>,
> >> Cabeza Borradora <dogw...@frostwarning.com> wrote:
> >> >HS come on down:
> >> >
> >> >>Wow - Yanni. I can't wait to see him play 3 chords tonight.
> >> >
> >> >YANNI IS SO PUNK.
> >>
> >> The funny thing is, I have better hair than him.
> >
> >At least his is kept somewhat neat.
> >--
> >Peter T. Daniels gram...@att.net
>
> Wow, you're just a bundle of jilted energy today, Peter.

Silly question, but do you guys actually KNOW each other? In the "real"
world? If not, how can Peter possibly know anything about Dr. Matt's
hair-style? (Or even whether he HAS one - a lot of men become bald at
an early age.)

Jerry Kohl

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Jul 14, 2003, 7:08:56 PM7/14/03
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"H. Emmerson Meyers" wrote:

> Yanni is a pop musician. Comparing him to Bach, Beethoven, or even to jazz
> greats is not a fair or appropriate analogy. He should be compared to other
> contemporary American pop musicians.

He's American, then? I thought he was Greek.

> If you compare him to that group
> (rappers, rockers et. all), Yanni deserves a 10 on a scale of 1-10.

Everyone seems to agree on that, at least. (Is that 10 high, or 10 low?)

--
Jerry Kohl <jerom...@comcast.net>
"Légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnakat."


EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)

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Jul 14, 2003, 6:54:56 PM7/14/03
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Jack Hamilton wrote:
>
> "Jim Trousdale" <jim...@san.rr.com> wrote:
>
> >If you think that he is the best, how do you feel that no one yet agrees
> >with you. Do you know that his fans are primarily made up of
> >non-musicians?
>
> So? That's probably true of Beethoven as well, since most of the
> population consists of non-musicians.

But not (one hopes) the "population" of the newsgroups targeted by the
OP!

EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)

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Jul 14, 2003, 6:53:34 PM7/14/03
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Carrie wrote:
>
> "Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> news:3F12A300...@bigfoot.com...
> > dao wrote:
> > > Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
> >
> > That's the general consensus in these newsgroups, yes, no doubt about
> > it. Of course, John Tesh is at his heels and narrowing the gap.
> >
>
> dare I ask...
> Who exactly is Yanni, I really am serious, it seems like he must be well
> known, and I sure get the impression none of you like him. But, who is he?
> What does he play?

A "popular" entertainer whom you folks in the UK have apparently been
spared. I forget whether he's the one who plays the pan-pipes, or the
almost-violinist - pure saccharine, in any case. (I suggest you keep
the antacid tablets handy, if you listen.)

EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)

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Jul 14, 2003, 6:57:19 PM7/14/03
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"H. Emmerson Meyers" wrote:
>
> Yanni is a pop musician. Comparing him to Bach, Beethoven, or even to jazz
> greats is not a fair or appropriate analogy. He should be compared to other
> contemporary American pop musicians. If you compare him to that group
> (rappers, rockers et. all), Yanni deserves a 10 on a scale of 1-10.

He also does NOT "deserve" mention on a classical music newsgroup!

Michael Haslam

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Jul 14, 2003, 7:27:27 PM7/14/03
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EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) wrote:

>"Dr.Matt" wrote:
>
>
>>In article <3F1297...@worldnet.att.net>,
>>Peter T. Daniels <gram...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Dr.Matt wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>In article <rde4hvsus6givi1gi...@4ax.com>,
>>>>Cabeza Borradora <dogw...@frostwarning.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>HS come on down:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Wow - Yanni. I can't wait to see him play 3 chords tonight.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>YANNI IS SO PUNK.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>The funny thing is, I have better hair than him.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>At least his is kept somewhat neat.
>>>--
>>>Peter T. Daniels gram...@att.net
>>>
>>>
>>Wow, you're just a bundle of jilted energy today, Peter.
>>
>>
>
>Silly question, but do you guys actually KNOW each other? In the "real"
>world? If not, how can Peter possibly know anything about Dr. Matt's
>hair-style? (Or even whether he HAS one - a lot of men become bald at
>an early age.)
>
>

There is, or was, a photo of Matt on his website. I consider it rather
bad form of Peter to make personal comments about Matt's appearance
without offering a photo of himself so we can take cheap potshots at
him, too. I could guess what Peter looks like, but is the moustache
black, grey or white?

I was slightly shocked to find there is a fairly recent photo of *me* on
the web.

MJHaslam

Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS

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Jul 14, 2003, 7:42:22 PM7/14/03
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"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:

> Carrie wrote:
> >
> > "Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> > news:3F12A300...@bigfoot.com...
> > > dao wrote:
> > > > Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
> > >
> > > That's the general consensus in these newsgroups, yes, no doubt about
> > > it. Of course, John Tesh is at his heels and narrowing the gap.
> > >
> >
> > dare I ask...
> > Who exactly is Yanni, I really am serious, it seems like he must be well
> > known, and I sure get the impression none of you like him. But, who is he?
> > What does he play?
>
> A "popular" entertainer whom you folks in the UK have apparently been
> spared. I forget whether he's the one who plays the pan-pipes, or the
> almost-violinist - pure saccharine, in any case. (I suggest you keep
> the antacid tablets handy, if you listen.)
>

I'm a little hesitant to let you know I know this, but I think the pan pipe
guy is named something like Zamfir. It's a one-name kinda thing.

Steve

--

Dr.Matt

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Jul 14, 2003, 7:27:53 PM7/14/03
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In article <3F13334D...@earthlink.net>,

EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) <evg...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>
>"Dr.Matt" wrote:
>>
>> In article <3F1297...@worldnet.att.net>,
>> Peter T. Daniels <gram...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>> >Dr.Matt wrote:
>> >>
>> >> In article <rde4hvsus6givi1gi...@4ax.com>,
>> >> Cabeza Borradora <dogw...@frostwarning.com> wrote:
>> >> >HS come on down:
>> >> >
>> >> >>Wow - Yanni. I can't wait to see him play 3 chords tonight.
>> >> >
>> >> >YANNI IS SO PUNK.
>> >>
>> >> The funny thing is, I have better hair than him.
>> >
>> >At least his is kept somewhat neat.
>> >--
>> >Peter T. Daniels gram...@att.net
>>
>> Wow, you're just a bundle of jilted energy today, Peter.
>
>Silly question, but do you guys actually KNOW each other? In the "real"
>world? If not, how can Peter possibly know anything about Dr. Matt's
>hair-style? (Or even whether he HAS one - a lot of men become bald at
>an early age.)

There's a picture of me with my hair tied behind my back at my home page--
it's a lower-resolution instance of the image inside the booklet of my
first CD. You can't see much about my hair from the photo, though you might
jump to conclusions on the basis of the way the light catches my beard
in that photo, I dunno. I wouldn't claim to know Peter by any means.

Jerry Kohl

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Jul 14, 2003, 8:16:09 PM7/14/03
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"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:

Evidently no one here speaks net-German. Take a look at the OP's
"identity", then look here:

<http://www.uwe-stoeckert.de/usenet/spezial.htm>

Jerry Kohl

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Jul 14, 2003, 8:29:18 PM7/14/03
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Jerry Kohl wrote:

> "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:
>
> > dao wrote:
> > >
> > > Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
> >
> > To make a post like that here, you MUST be a troll!
>
> Evidently no one here speaks net-German. Take a look at the OP's
> "identity", then look here:
>
> <http://www.uwe-stoeckert.de/usenet/spezial.htm>
>

No German? Then try:

<http://www.rumil.de/faq/comment.html>

Gene Ward Smith

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Jul 14, 2003, 10:04:33 PM7/14/03
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In article <bev73p$h74$1...@bob.news.rcn.net>, "H. Emmerson Meyers" <vkr...@starpower.net> wrote:

>Yanni is a pop musician. Comparing him to Bach, Beethoven, or even to jazz
>greats is not a fair or appropriate analogy. He should be compared to other
>contemporary American pop musicians. If you compare him to that group
>(rappers, rockers et. all), Yanni deserves a 10 on a scale of 1-10.

I think a fair comparison would be to Muzak.

Jack Hamilton

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Jul 14, 2003, 10:16:33 PM7/14/03
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"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <evg...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>
>
>Jack Hamilton wrote:
>>
>> "Jim Trousdale" <jim...@san.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>> >If you think that he is the best, how do you feel that no one yet agrees
>> >with you. Do you know that his fans are primarily made up of
>> >non-musicians?
>>
>> So? That's probably true of Beethoven as well, since most of the
>> population consists of non-musicians.
>
>But not (one hopes) the "population" of the newsgroups targeted by the
>OP!

Possibly, but playing an instrument does not by itself make someone a
musician. I would classify Yanni as a performer rather than a musician.

MooJoo

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> Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
>
>

You've obviously forgetten about Zamphier, Master of the Pan Pipes!

Until you've heard In-na-gadda-da-vida on the pan pipes, you've haven't
lived!

--
There are no stupid questions,
but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Cabeza Borradora

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Jul 14, 2003, 11:25:45 PM7/14/03
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Jack Hamilton come on down:

>"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <evg...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>Jack Hamilton wrote:
>>>
>>> "Jim Trousdale" <jim...@san.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >If you think that he is the best, how do you feel that no one yet agrees
>>> >with you. Do you know that his fans are primarily made up of
>>> >non-musicians?
>>>
>>> So? That's probably true of Beethoven as well, since most of the
>>> population consists of non-musicians.
>>
>>But not (one hopes) the "population" of the newsgroups targeted by the
>>OP!
>
>Possibly, but playing an instrument does not by itself make someone a
>musician. I would classify Yanni as a performer rather than a musician.

One wonders how you would classify Merzbow.

Jack Hamilton

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Jul 15, 2003, 12:01:08 AM7/15/03
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dogw...@frostwarning.com (Cabeza Borradora) wrote:

>Jack Hamilton come on down:
>
>>"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <evg...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Jack Hamilton wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Jim Trousdale" <jim...@san.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >If you think that he is the best, how do you feel that no one yet agrees
>>>> >with you. Do you know that his fans are primarily made up of
>>>> >non-musicians?
>>>>
>>>> So? That's probably true of Beethoven as well, since most of the
>>>> population consists of non-musicians.
>>>
>>>But not (one hopes) the "population" of the newsgroups targeted by the
>>>OP!
>>
>>Possibly, but playing an instrument does not by itself make someone a
>>musician. I would classify Yanni as a performer rather than a musician.
>
>One wonders how you would classify Merzbow.

Does he create music, or just noise? The line between aleatoric music
and noise can be difficult to draw, but to me, the samples from "1930"
on amazon.com sounded like noise.

Can his work be performed and reinterpreted by other artists while still
retaining its identity? Can he perform the music of others in a way
that makes it his own? If neither of those conditions is true, I
wouldn't say he's a musician.

H. Emmerson Meyers

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Jul 15, 2003, 3:30:47 AM7/15/03
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Muzak should also get a 10 compared to most of the ugly crapola that passes
as popular music nowadays.

"Gene Ward Smith" <gws...@svpal.org> wrote in message
news:bevni6$f0p$2...@borg.svpal.org...

H. Emmerson Meyers

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Jul 15, 2003, 3:35:37 AM7/15/03
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I think one of the reasons Yanni is so popular is because he looks like
Jesus. Has anyone else ever considered this??

"MooJoo" <flossy@bobbsy_twins.com> wrote in message
news:flossy-8EE1C0....@netnews.attbi.com...

Alex Temple

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Jul 15, 2003, 1:24:18 AM7/15/03
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Jack Hamilton wrote:
>
> >One wonders how you would classify Merzbow.
>
> Does he create music, or just noise? The line between aleatoric music
> and noise can be difficult to draw, but to me, the samples from "1930"
> on amazon.com sounded like noise.

It's musical noise.

> Can his work be performed and reinterpreted by other artists while still
> retaining its identity? Can he perform the music of others in a way
> that makes it his own? If neither of those conditions is true, I
> wouldn't say he's a musician.

That's a pretty limited conception of a musician. It excludes, say,
Pierre Schaeffer, or Morton Subotnick.

Jerry Kohl

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Jul 15, 2003, 1:29:13 AM7/15/03
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"H. Emmerson Meyers" wrote:

> I think one of the reasons Yanni is so popular is because he looks like
> Jesus. Has anyone else ever considered this??

You've seen Jesus?! I mean, lately?? 8-)

Carrie

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Jul 15, 2003, 7:03:28 AM7/15/03
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>
> I was slightly shocked to find there is a fairly recent photo of *me* on
> the web.
>
> MJHaslam
>

YOu going to tell us where it is so we can all take a look?

Nicolai P. Zwar

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Jul 15, 2003, 7:40:30 AM7/15/03
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Carrie wrote:
> "Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> news:3F12A300...@bigfoot.com...
>
>>dao wrote:
>>
>>>Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
>>
>>That's the general consensus in these newsgroups, yes, no doubt about
>>it. Of course, John Tesh is at his heels and narrowing the gap.
>>
>
>
> dare I ask...
> Who exactly is Yanni, I really am serious, it seems like he must be well
> known, and I sure get the impression none of you like him. But, who is he?
> What does he play?

Even though I know who he is, I must admit that I know very very little
of his actual output. Too little to make any comments. From the little
stuff I have heard, I would categorize him in the New Age keyboard
section, if there is such a thing.
--
Nicolai Zwar
http://www.nicolaizwar.com
(we're late, we know, and we're still closed)

John Brock

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Jul 15, 2003, 7:42:52 AM7/15/03
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In article <3f12c340$0$1063$c3e...@news.astraweb.com>,
Dr. David Tholen <tho...@nospam.ham> wrote:
>Hi! Excitement!

>
>In rec.music.classical Carrie <carriephl...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>
>> dare I ask...
>> Who exactly is Yanni, I really am serious, it seems like he must be well
>> known, and I sure get the impression none of you like him. But, who is he?
>
>And you call yerself a serious student of classical music!
>
>> What does he play?
>
>He's a composer-conductor, I think.
>
>I saw him on TV once, playing in some cozy outdoor Greek ruins.
>He introduced one piece as being a bit "light"! Even he knows
>the deal. But people enjoy it. I guess he's the Muzak-maker of
>orchestral music. That's how to describe his work.

I'm not sure why it's so popular to hate Yanni. I have a CD of
his, and while he is not even the best "New Age" pianist around
he's hardly the worst (John Tesh is certainly worse -- although I
have to say I get a kick out of the whole low rent Renaissance Man
thing he has going. He's a pianist! He's a composer! He's a
sportscaster! He's a TV gossip show host!). I think Yanni attracts
hostility because he comes across as pretentious, as though he
thinks his music is more than it is, which is basicly pleasant and
harmless.

>In rec.music.classical Nicolai P. Zwar <NPZ...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>> dao wrote:
>> > Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
>>
>> That's the general consensus in these newsgroups, yes, no doubt about
>> it. Of course, John Tesh is at his heels and narrowing the gap.
>

>Regarding John Tesh...
>
>http://www.s-t.com/daily/07-96/07-29-96/d01sp082.htm
>#
># True story -- Tesh was speaking somewhere, and a group of
># picketers gathered outside, carrying signs that said Tesh
># was an alien.
>#
># Everyone thought it was pretty funny, except the picketers,
># I guess.
>#
># Tesh got wind of this, and undoubtedly smelling a photo-op,
># went out to talk to them.
>#
># They dropped their signs and fled.
>
>
>I have to go jack into our new telescope here in Hawaii, toodles.

Who ARE you, and what have you done with Dave Tholen???????
--
John Brock
jbr...@panix.com

Dr.Matt

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Jul 15, 2003, 10:11:22 AM7/15/03
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In article <bf0pbs$a38$1...@panix3.panix.com>,

John Brock <jbr...@panix.com> wrote:
>I'm not sure why it's so popular to hate Yanni. I have a CD of

I think the ire is not directed at Yanni but rather at the folks
who misrepresent him as a great classical or progressive musician.

pTooner

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Jul 15, 2003, 10:47:45 AM7/15/03
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>
> Possibly, but playing an instrument does not by itself make someone a
> musician. I would classify Yanni as a performer rather than a musician.
>
That's a most remarkable statement. I would have assumed that "Playing
an instrument" was the definition of musician although I haven't looked
it up. A performer is a much broader term for many types of entertainers.

Gerry

pTooner

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Jul 15, 2003, 10:49:03 AM7/15/03
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Jack Hamilton wrote:

> dogw...@frostwarning.com (Cabeza Borradora) wrote:
>
>
>>Jack Hamilton come on down:
>>
>>
>>>"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <evg...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Jack Hamilton wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Jim Trousdale" <jim...@san.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>If you think that he is the best, how do you feel that no one yet agrees
>>>>>>with you. Do you know that his fans are primarily made up of
>>>>>>non-musicians?
>>>>>
>>>>>So? That's probably true of Beethoven as well, since most of the
>>>>>population consists of non-musicians.
>>>>
>>>>But not (one hopes) the "population" of the newsgroups targeted by the
>>>>OP!
>>>
>>>Possibly, but playing an instrument does not by itself make someone a
>>>musician. I would classify Yanni as a performer rather than a musician.
>>
>>One wonders how you would classify Merzbow.
>
>
> Does he create music, or just noise? The line between aleatoric music
> and noise can be difficult to draw, but to me, the samples from "1930"
> on amazon.com sounded like noise.
>
> Can his work be performed and reinterpreted by other artists while still
> retaining its identity? Can he perform the music of others in a way
> that makes it his own? If neither of those conditions is true, I
> wouldn't say he's a musician.
>
>

In that case, you can eliminate nearly all classical musicians from the
definition of musician.

Gerry

Nicolai P. Zwar

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Jul 15, 2003, 10:45:34 AM7/15/03
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John Brock wrote:

> Who ARE you, and what have you done with Dave Tholen???????

Betcha this will get you a listed among Dave's alleged "antagonists".

Robert Steinberg

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Jul 15, 2003, 11:10:39 AM7/15/03
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pTooner <nob...@nowhere.net> wrote:

mu0si0cian (myá-z.sh2õn) n. Abbr. mus.
One who composes, conducts, or performs music, especially instrumental
music.

American Heritage Dictionary - Standard edition
--
Robert Steinberg
MidiOpera Co.
http://bellsouthpwp.net/m/i/midiopra/
Madama Butterfly MP3 at MidiOpera homepage

Michael Haslam

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Jul 15, 2003, 11:14:06 AM7/15/03
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Carrie wrote:

>>I was slightly shocked to find there is a fairly recent photo of *me* on
>>the web.
>>
>>MJHaslam
>>
>>
>>
>
>YOu going to tell us where it is so we can all take a look?
>
>

It's a little embarrassing. Try looking for the Noel Coward Society...

MJHaslam

Carrie

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Jul 15, 2003, 11:30:18 AM7/15/03
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"Michael Haslam" <inn...@mac.com> wrote in message
news:3F141A3D...@mac.com...

Found you!! Would you like me to share the link?
You are younger than I thought! ;)

John Brock

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Jul 15, 2003, 11:35:47 AM7/15/03
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In article <3F14138E...@bigfoot.com>,

Nicolai P. Zwar <NPZ...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>John Brock wrote:
>
>> Who ARE you, and what have you done with Dave Tholen???????

>Betcha this will get you a listed among Dave's alleged "antagonists".

Been there. Done that. :-)
--
John Brock
jbr...@panix.com

Bob

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Jul 15, 2003, 12:05:05 PM7/15/03
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"Jerry Kohl" <jerom...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:3F13912A...@comcast.net...
Not personally, but Jerry Falwell has and he told me what Jesus looks like.
Just like Yanni except his skin is whiter and his hair blonde.

--
-------
Bob (rtm...@NOSPAMcomcast.net)


Robert Briggs

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Jul 15, 2003, 12:22:22 PM7/15/03
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Carrie wrote:
> Michael Haslam wrote:
> > Carrie wrote:

> > > Michael Haslam wrote:
> > >
> > > > I was slightly shocked to find there is a fairly recent photo of
> > > > *me* on the web.

> > > You going to tell us where it is so we can all take a look?


> >
> > It's a little embarrassing. Try looking for the Noel Coward Society...

> Found you!! Would you like me to share the link?

I reckon that search is so trivially easy that there's no point hiding
the resulting URL:

http://www.noelcoward.net/html/events.html

> You are younger than I thought! ;)

Guessing a Usenetter's age from his posting history can be pretty
unreliable, but I agree that the guy in the picture looks younger than
my mental image of Michael.

Robert Briggs

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Jul 15, 2003, 12:27:20 PM7/15/03
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Jack Hamilton wrote:

> I would classify Yanni as a performer rather than a musician.

Does Yanni perform by playing a musical instrument?

If so, he fits the Concise Oxford's definition of a musician quite
nicely:

musician n. a person who plays a musical instrument, esp.
professionally, or is otherwise musically gifted

Peter T. Daniels

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Jul 15, 2003, 12:58:37 PM7/15/03
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Of course there's no way of knowing the date of a publicity photo, but
the rather nasty smirk seems right; and he's just claimed to have a
four-year-old daughter.
--
Peter T. Daniels gram...@att.net

Michael Haslam

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Jul 15, 2003, 1:16:18 PM7/15/03
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Irrelevant ng snipped.

Peter T. Daniels wrote:

Again, I feel Peter should refrain from such personal comments until he
puts himself up for scrutiny. For the record, it is not a publicity
photo, but an unofficial and unauthorised one taken last time I
performed for the Society earlier this year. I have frequently been told
I look young for my age, which I have never tried to hide on Usenet. A
casual knowledge of my Usenet university reminiscences would date me
fairly accurately.

So, come on, Peter. Give us a clue to a photo of you and we can make
nasty subjective comments about it. Or is it yet another case of
you-can-dish-it-out-but-you-can't-take-it.

Just off to check how the picture in the attic's doing...

MJHaslam

Michael Haslam

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Jul 15, 2003, 1:18:42 PM7/15/03
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Carrie wrote:

>"Michael Haslam" <inn...@mac.com> wrote in message
>news:3F141A3D...@mac.com...
>
>
>>Carrie wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>I was slightly shocked to find there is a fairly recent photo of *me* on
>>>>the web.
>>>>
>>>>

>>>YOu going to tell us where it is so we can all take a look?
>>>
>>>
>>It's a little embarrassing. Try looking for the Noel Coward Society...
>>
>>
>

>Found you!! Would you like me to share the link?
>You are younger than I thought! ;)
>
>

And scarier! I don't remember being at that extraordinary angle.

MJHaslam

Robert Briggs

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Jul 15, 2003, 1:26:22 PM7/15/03
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Peter T. Daniels wrote:

> Robert Briggs wrote:
> > > > > Michael Haslam wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > I was slightly shocked to find there is a fairly recent
> > > > > > photo of *me* on the web.

> > http://www.noelcoward.net/html/events.html

> > Guessing a Usenetter's age from his posting history can be pretty
> > unreliable, but I agree that the guy in the picture looks younger
> > than my mental image of Michael.
>
> Of course there's no way of knowing the date of a publicity photo

In this case, we have Michael's reference to "a fairly recent photo"
of himself - not to mention his subsequent (and quite credible) denial
that it is a publicity photo.

Dr.Matt

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Jul 15, 2003, 1:31:21 PM7/15/03
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In article <bf16m9$kga$1...@sparta.btinternet.com>,

Nice bangs.

Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS

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Jul 15, 2003, 1:53:08 PM7/15/03
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"Dr.Matt" wrote:

> In article <bf16m9$kga$1...@sparta.btinternet.com>,
> Carrie <carriephl...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> >"Michael Haslam" <inn...@mac.com> wrote in message
> >news:3F141A3D...@mac.com...
> >> Carrie wrote:
> >>
> >> >>I was slightly shocked to find there is a fairly recent photo of *me* on
> >> >>the web.
> >> >>
> >> >>MJHaslam
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >YOu going to tell us where it is so we can all take a look?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> It's a little embarrassing. Try looking for the Noel Coward Society...
> >>
> >> MJHaslam
> >
> >Found you!! Would you like me to share the link?
> >You are younger than I thought! ;)
> >--
> >Carrie, Midnight and Twilight
> >www.btinternet.com/~midnightlyons
> >http://community.webshots.com/user/carriephlyons
> >www.lyonsmusic.co.uk
>
> Nice bangs.

At least you two guys have hair. I really couldn't work in the office with a
beard like Dr. Matt's, though.

Steve

>
>
> --
> Matthew H. Fields http://personal.www.umich.edu/~fields
> Music: Splendor in Sound
> Brights have a naturalistic world-view. http://www.the-brights.net/

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001
http://www.dentaltwins.com


Dr.Matt

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Jul 15, 2003, 1:33:31 PM7/15/03
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In article <G_udnc4SRLa...@comcast.com>,

How can that be? Jed Smock told me Jesus has a crew cut!

John Harrington

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Jul 15, 2003, 3:39:53 PM7/15/03
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Michael Haslam <inn...@mac.com> wrote in message news:<3F133C5...@mac.com>...
> EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) wrote:
>
> >"Dr.Matt" wrote:
> >
> >
> >>In article <3F1297...@worldnet.att.net>,
> >>Peter T. Daniels <gram...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Dr.Matt wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>In article <rde4hvsus6givi1gi...@4ax.com>,
> >>>>Cabeza Borradora <dogw...@frostwarning.com> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>HS come on down:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>Wow - Yanni. I can't wait to see him play 3 chords tonight.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>YANNI IS SO PUNK.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>The funny thing is, I have better hair than him.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>At least his is kept somewhat neat.

> >>>--
> >>>Peter T. Daniels gram...@att.net
> >>>
> >>>
> >>Wow, you're just a bundle of jilted energy today, Peter.
> >>
> >>
> >
> >Silly question, but do you guys actually KNOW each other? In the "real"
> >world? If not, how can Peter possibly know anything about Dr. Matt's
> >hair-style? (Or even whether he HAS one - a lot of men become bald at
> >an early age.)
> >
> >
> There is, or was, a photo of Matt on his website. I consider it rather
> bad form of Peter to make personal comments about Matt's appearance
> without offering a photo of himself so we can take cheap potshots at
> him, too.

There's a recent photo of Peter here:

http://members.rogers.com/casara/CasaraOntWWW/PDaniels1.jpg

Here's a recent photo of Michael:

http://www.ncl.ac.uk/chaplaincy/people/michael.gif

Here's a recent photo of Carrie:

http://www.btinternet.com/~midnightlyons/Carrie2.jpg

Here's a recent photo of Dr. Matt:

http://personal.www.umich.edu/~fields/MHF.GIF

And here's a recent pic of me:

http://tinyurl.com/h0uc


John

Jerry Kohl

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Jul 15, 2003, 3:52:49 PM7/15/03
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John Harrington wrote:

> Michael Haslam <inn...@mac.com> wrote in message news:<3F133C5...@mac.com>...
> > EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) wrote:
> >

[snip]

> > There is, or was, a photo of Matt on his website. I consider it rather
> > bad form of Peter to make personal comments about Matt's appearance
> > without offering a photo of himself so we can take cheap potshots at
> > him, too.
>
> There's a recent photo of Peter here:
>
> http://members.rogers.com/casara/CasaraOntWWW/PDaniels1.jpg
>
> Here's a recent photo of Michael:
>
> http://www.ncl.ac.uk/chaplaincy/people/michael.gif
>
> Here's a recent photo of Carrie:
>
> http://www.btinternet.com/~midnightlyons/Carrie2.jpg
>
> Here's a recent photo of Dr. Matt:
>
> http://personal.www.umich.edu/~fields/MHF.GIF
>
> And here's a recent pic of me:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/h0uc
>

ROFL! But seriously, John, it's very egocentric of you to direct us to satirical
pictures of everybody else, and only show a proper passport photo of yourself!

Dr.Matt

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Jul 15, 2003, 3:45:21 PM7/15/03
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In article <b97c7d0a.03071...@posting.google.com>,

I think that's a different Michael Haslam--whole different shape of face.
Here's the one we've been looking at.
http://www.noelcoward.net/Resources/Image8.gif

>
>Here's a recent photo of Carrie:
>
> http://www.btinternet.com/~midnightlyons/Carrie2.jpg
>
>Here's a recent photo of Dr. Matt:
>
> http://personal.www.umich.edu/~fields/MHF.GIF
>
>And here's a recent pic of me:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/h0uc

Uh huh.

Nice bangs.

Dr.Matt

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Jul 15, 2003, 3:56:14 PM7/15/03
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Anyhow, John, data on the web indicates that you're 34 or 35.

Jack Hamilton

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Jul 15, 2003, 4:12:30 PM7/15/03
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pTooner <nob...@nowhere.net> wrote:

Yes, my definition needs some refinement, but in general it's more
stringent than most - more along the lines of (John Barbaroli?) claim
that singers are not (necessarily) musicians. It's not the ability to
make notes come out in a particular order that defines musicianship.



--
Jack Hamilton
j...@acm.org


If men are to wait for liberty until they become wise and good in slavery,
they may indeed wait for ever.
- Lord MacCaulay

Jerry Kohl

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Jul 15, 2003, 4:36:51 PM7/15/03
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"Dr.Matt" wrote:

> Anyhow, John, data on the web indicates that you're 34 or 35.

Waist, hat, or shoe size?

pTooner

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Jul 15, 2003, 4:45:21 PM7/15/03
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Jack Hamilton wrote:

> pTooner <nob...@nowhere.net> wrote:
>
>
>>>Possibly, but playing an instrument does not by itself make someone a
>>>musician. I would classify Yanni as a performer rather than a musician.
>>>
>>
>>That's a most remarkable statement. I would have assumed that "Playing
>>an instrument" was the definition of musician although I haven't looked
>>it up. A performer is a much broader term for many types of entertainers.
>
>
> Yes, my definition needs some refinement, but in general it's more
> stringent than most - more along the lines of (John Barbaroli?) claim
> that singers are not (necessarily) musicians. It's not the ability to
> make notes come out in a particular order that defines musicianship.

It's easy, singers are not musicians unless they help carry the gear in
and out.
Gerry

Alex Temple

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Jul 15, 2003, 5:16:07 PM7/15/03
to
Jack Hamilton wrote:
>
> pTooner <nob...@nowhere.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >>
> >> Possibly, but playing an instrument does not by itself make someone a
> >> musician. I would classify Yanni as a performer rather than a
> >> musician.
> >>
> >That's a most remarkable statement. I would have assumed that "Playing
> >an instrument" was the definition of musician although I haven't looked
> >it up. A performer is a much broader term for many types of
> >entertainers.
>
> Yes, my definition needs some refinement, but in general it's more
> stringent than most - more along the lines of (John Barbaroli?) claim
> that singers are not (necessarily) musicians. It's not the ability to
> make notes come out in a particular order that defines musicianship.
>
If you're going to use "musician" and "musicianship" as value
judgements, you reduce the phrases "bad musician" and "bad musicianship"
to meaningless oxymorons. Don't you think that's a bit of a problem?

--
Alex Temple
fiber_optiq NO @ SPAM yahoo PLEASE .com
http://www.isomerica.net/~electricwalrus
"Memes don't exist. Tell your friends."

Dr.Matt

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Jul 15, 2003, 4:46:04 PM7/15/03
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In article <3F1465E2...@comcast.net>,

Jerry Kohl <jerom...@comcast.net> wrote:
>"Dr.Matt" wrote:
>
>> Anyhow, John, data on the web indicates that you're 34 or 35.
>
>Waist, hat, or shoe size?

Yes!

He was having an Aha with Rite of Spring when I was in my second
year of conservatory and had been suddenly assigned to write papers,
in quick succession, on the first inversion-fugue in KdF and the
one of Berg's early pieces for clarinet and piano (curious little
half-carat gems!).

Dr.Matt

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Michael Haslam

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John Harrington wrote:

>>>Silly question, but do you guys actually KNOW each other? In the "real"
>>>world? If not, how can Peter possibly know anything about Dr. Matt's
>>>hair-style? (Or even whether he HAS one - a lot of men become bald at
>>>an early age.)
>>>
>>>
>>There is, or was, a photo of Matt on his website. I consider it rather
>>bad form of Peter to make personal comments about Matt's appearance
>>without offering a photo of himself so we can take cheap potshots at
>>him, too.
>>
>>
>
>There's a recent photo of Peter here:
>
> http://members.rogers.com/casara/CasaraOntWWW/PDaniels1.jpg
>

Something a bit fishy here. Civil Air Search And Rescue Association
(Ontario)? The Peter we know and love is no Canadian. The moustache is
believable, though.

>Here's a recent photo of Michael:
>
> http://www.ncl.ac.uk/chaplaincy/people/michael.gif
>

Not me.

>Here's a recent photo of Carrie:
>
> http://www.btinternet.com/~midnightlyons/Carrie2.jpg
>

Yep, that's Carrie.

>Here's a recent photo of Dr. Matt:
>
> http://personal.www.umich.edu/~fields/MHF.GIF
>

Yep, Matt Fields.

>And here's a recent pic of me:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/h0uc
>

The best of the bunch.

Who was that wishing they had more time on their hands?

MJHaslam

Jack Hamilton

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pTooner <nob...@nowhere.net> wrote:

Well, then, I'm a musician! Thanks.

But I misspelled Barbirolli.

I'm a musician, not a proofreader.

Cabeza Borradora

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Dr.Matt come on down:

>In article <G_udnc4SRLa...@comcast.com>,
>Bob <rtm...@NOSPAMcomcast.net> wrote:
>>
>>"Jerry Kohl" <jerom...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>>news:3F13912A...@comcast.net...
>>> "H. Emmerson Meyers" wrote:
>>>
>>> > I think one of the reasons Yanni is so popular is because he looks like
>>> > Jesus. Has anyone else ever considered this??
>>>
>>> You've seen Jesus?! I mean, lately?? 8-)
>>>
>>> --
>>> Jerry Kohl <jerom...@comcast.net>
>>> "Légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnakat."
>>>
>>Not personally, but Jerry Falwell has and he told me what Jesus looks like.
>>Just like Yanni except his skin is whiter and his hair blonde.
>
>How can that be? Jed Smock told me Jesus has a crew cut!

Oh, man, there's a name that takes me back. Is he still going around with
Sister Cindy?

--
"Flames are discouraged, except for those which quote famous (or
not-so- famous) Stooge lines. For example, it would be acceptable to
threaten to 'tear out your tonsils' or to 'gouge your eyes out'."
- alt.comedy.slapstick.3-stooges FAQ

Jack Hamilton

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Alex Temple <fiber_opt...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Jack Hamilton wrote:
>>
>> pTooner <nob...@nowhere.net> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Possibly, but playing an instrument does not by itself make someone a
>> >> musician. I would classify Yanni as a performer rather than a
>> >> musician.
>> >>
>> >That's a most remarkable statement. I would have assumed that "Playing
>> >an instrument" was the definition of musician although I haven't looked
>> >it up. A performer is a much broader term for many types of
>> >entertainers.
>>
>> Yes, my definition needs some refinement, but in general it's more
>> stringent than most - more along the lines of (John Barbaroli?) claim
>> that singers are not (necessarily) musicians. It's not the ability to
>> make notes come out in a particular order that defines musicianship.
>>
>If you're going to use "musician" and "musicianship" as value
>judgements, you reduce the phrases "bad musician" and "bad musicianship"
>to meaningless oxymorons. Don't you think that's a bit of a problem?

Yes, but creating a definition that doesn't use value judgements is also
going to be a problem. Do you have one?

"music", "musician", and "musicianship" are all terms describing human
activities. There aren't going to be any black-and-white rules.

Jerry Kohl

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"Dr.Matt" wrote:

> In article <3F1465E2...@comcast.net>,
> Jerry Kohl <jerom...@comcast.net> wrote:
> >"Dr.Matt" wrote:
> >
> >> Anyhow, John, data on the web indicates that you're 34 or 35.
> >
> >Waist, hat, or shoe size?
>
> Yes!

I should have guessed. But, if you were a Customs and Immigration
control officer and saw that photo in John's passport, would you make
fun of him for having small feet and a big head?

Carrie

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>
> There's a recent photo of Peter here:
>
> http://members.rogers.com/casara/CasaraOntWWW/PDaniels1.jpg

Close to my mental picture!

>
> Here's a recent photo of Michael:
>
> http://www.ncl.ac.uk/chaplaincy/people/michael.gif


Is that really Michael? really??

>
> Here's a recent photo of Carrie:
>
> http://www.btinternet.com/~midnightlyons/Carrie2.jpg

Aggghhhh... well, I did post it for all to see... you could have picked a
better one though! I look about 16 in that!!


>
> Here's a recent photo of Dr. Matt:
>
> http://personal.www.umich.edu/~fields/MHF.GIF

Yup, I love that beard :o)

>
> And here's a recent pic of me:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/h0uc
>

Ohhh, John, now I know what you look like... when you coming to take me out?

Dr.Matt

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In article <3F147D49...@comcast.net>,

Jerry Kohl <jerom...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>
>"Dr.Matt" wrote:
>
>> In article <3F1465E2...@comcast.net>,
>> Jerry Kohl <jerom...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> >"Dr.Matt" wrote:
>> >
>> >> Anyhow, John, data on the web indicates that you're 34 or 35.
>> >
>> >Waist, hat, or shoe size?
>>
>> Yes!
>
>I should have guessed. But, if you were a Customs and Immigration
>control officer and saw that photo in John's passport, would you make
>fun of him for having small feet and a big head?

I'd be busy enforcing the law... and the first thing I'd do is
notice whether or not the person standing before me resembled the person
in the photo. Hm, I actually have my passport handy... Let's see...

Alex Temple

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Jack Hamilton wrote:

> >If you're going to use "musician" and "musicianship" as value
> >judgements, you reduce the phrases "bad musician" and "bad
> >musicianship"
> >to meaningless oxymorons. Don't you think that's a bit of a problem?
>
> Yes, but creating a definition that doesn't use value judgements is also
> going to be a problem. Do you have one?
>

Yes. A musician is someone who makes music. Within that category, we
can distinguish a whole range from terrible musicians to excellent ones.

> "music", "musician", and "musicianship" are all terms describing human
> activities. There aren't going to be any black-and-white rules.

No, which is why I didn't say "your usage is wrong," but "your usage has
problematic implications."

Dr.Matt

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In article <tmr8hv0n3vv0bdm5b...@4ax.com>,

Cabeza Borradora <dogw...@frostwarning.com> wrote:
>Dr.Matt come on down:
>
>>In article <G_udnc4SRLa...@comcast.com>,
>>Bob <rtm...@NOSPAMcomcast.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>"Jerry Kohl" <jerom...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>>>news:3F13912A...@comcast.net...
>>>> "H. Emmerson Meyers" wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > I think one of the reasons Yanni is so popular is because he looks like
>>>> > Jesus. Has anyone else ever considered this??
>>>>
>>>> You've seen Jesus?! I mean, lately?? 8-)
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Jerry Kohl <jerom...@comcast.net>
>>>> "Légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnakat."
>>>>
>>>Not personally, but Jerry Falwell has and he told me what Jesus looks like.
>>>Just like Yanni except his skin is whiter and his hair blonde.
>>
>>How can that be? Jed Smock told me Jesus has a crew cut!
>
>Oh, man, there's a name that takes me back. Is he still going around with
>Sister Cindy?

According to the web, he's busier than ever, see http://www.brojed.org/.
I get the feeling that he has gained a lot of political clout...

Jack Hamilton

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Alex Temple <fiber_opt...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Jack Hamilton wrote:
>
>> >If you're going to use "musician" and "musicianship" as value
>> >judgements, you reduce the phrases "bad musician" and "bad
>> >musicianship"
>> >to meaningless oxymorons. Don't you think that's a bit of a problem?
>>
>> Yes, but creating a definition that doesn't use value judgements is also
>> going to be a problem. Do you have one?
>>
>Yes. A musician is someone who makes music. Within that category, we
>can distinguish a whole range from terrible musicians to excellent ones.

But all that does is switch the problem from defining "musician" to
defining "music", still a value judgement. And "make" might also
present problems.

For example, someone mentioned Merzbow. The samples on Amazon.com are
not sufficient to be certain, but his output didn't sound like music to
me - it didn't have melody, harmony, rhythm, or progression. But others
might claim that he's a musician on the basis of those same excerpts.

Alex Temple

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Jack Hamilton wrote:
>
> >> Yes, but creating a definition that doesn't use value judgements is
> >> also
> >> going to be a problem. Do you have one?
> >>
> >Yes. A musician is someone who makes music. Within that category, we
> >can distinguish a whole range from terrible musicians to excellent
> >ones.
>
> But all that does is switch the problem from defining "musician" to
> defining "music", still a value judgement. And "make" might also
> present problems.
>
> For example, someone mentioned Merzbow. The samples on Amazon.com are
> not sufficient to be certain, but his output didn't sound like music to
> me - it didn't have melody, harmony, rhythm, or progression. But others
> might claim that he's a musician on the basis of those same excerpts.

I have a Merzbow album (_Maschinenstil_) and have heard some other work
by him (_Aqua Necromancer_ and parts of _Pulse Demon_). There's no
melody or harmony, but there's definitely rhythm. At his most abstract
he still has changing textures.

I would define "music," tentatively, as organized sound presented as
art. Merzbow definitely qualifies.

"Make" does present some problems, yes. However, composition and
performance definitely qualify as making music, as they are necessary
steps in the bringing of music into the world. Electronic music and
recording projects also qualify, perhaps even more than either of the
above. It only really seems to become problematic in the case of people
like John Cage, presenting sounds not of their own creation or
organization in an artistic context and thus "making them into music."
But Cage's role in such works (obviously not in something like the
_Sonatas and Interludes_) is on the border of "musicianhood" and
"nonmusicianhood," which only seems to reinforce my choice of definition.

Dr.Matt

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In article <3F145B90...@comcast.net>,

And then there's this: www.bcarc.org/Visions/ Nov99/pg11.html

>--
>Jerry Kohl <jerom...@comcast.net>
>"Légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnakat."
>
>

Ben Wolfson

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In article <3F149D9E...@yahoo.com>, Alex Temple wrote:
>
>I would define "music," tentatively, as organized sound presented as
>art. Merzbow definitely qualifies.

Well now you've got more problems, in "organized" and "presented as
art", especially if you're willing to admit that the same sounds can
both be music and not music (I don't know why in particular you would,
but Arthur Danto thinks you should).

--
BTR
The Glass Marble, mistaking the No. 37 Penpoint for the Four-Holed
Button, pushed it into the Yawning Chasm.

Alex Temple

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Ben Wolfson wrote:
>
> In article <3F149D9E...@yahoo.com>, Alex Temple wrote:
> >
> >I would define "music," tentatively, as organized sound presented as
> >art. Merzbow definitely qualifies.
>
> Well now you've got more problems, in "organized" and "presented as
> art", especially if you're willing to admit that the same sounds can
> both be music and not music (I don't know why in particular you would,
> but Arthur Danto thinks you should).
>
I am willing to admit that. I think that minimizes my problems, not
increases them.

Either way, it remains the fact that /any/ definition of /anything/ is
going to have problems.

Dr.Matt

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In article <kh19hv0f9u8qvkase...@4ax.com>,

Jack Hamilton <j...@acm.org> wrote:
>Alex Temple <fiber_opt...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>Jack Hamilton wrote:
>>
>>> >If you're going to use "musician" and "musicianship" as value
>>> >judgements, you reduce the phrases "bad musician" and "bad
>>> >musicianship"
>>> >to meaningless oxymorons. Don't you think that's a bit of a problem?
>>>
>>> Yes, but creating a definition that doesn't use value judgements is also
>>> going to be a problem. Do you have one?
>>>
>>Yes. A musician is someone who makes music. Within that category, we
>>can distinguish a whole range from terrible musicians to excellent ones.
>
>But all that does is switch the problem from defining "musician" to
>defining "music", still a value judgement. And "make" might also
>present problems.

Music is sound appreciated by a listener. I think that pragmatically,
we can apply both that and "make" most of the time.

>For example, someone mentioned Merzbow. The samples on Amazon.com are
>not sufficient to be certain, but his output didn't sound like music to
>me - it didn't have melody, harmony, rhythm, or progression. But others
>might claim that he's a musician on the basis of those same excerpts.

You didn't appreciate the sound, and you cite characteristics of other
sounds to explain your response.
But as you pointed out, the word "music" cannot be explained without
reference to people--listeners.

>
>
>--
>Jack Hamilton
>j...@acm.org
>
>
>If men are to wait for liberty until they become wise and good in slavery,
>they may indeed wait for ever.
> - Lord MacCaulay

Alex Temple

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I can't believe a thread called "Yanni" is now about MERZBOW.

Ben Wolfson

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In article <3F14B70F...@yahoo.com>, Alex Temple wrote:
>I can't believe a thread called "Yanni" is now about MERZBOW.

Hell, I can't believe it's about music.

--
BTR, cheap shots

EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)

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Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS wrote:
>
> "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:
>
> > Carrie wrote:
> > >
> > > "Nicolai P. Zwar" <NPZ...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3F12A300...@bigfoot.com...
> > > > dao wrote:
> > > > > Yanni is on Larry King tonight. He is the best musician ever.
> > > >
> > > > That's the general consensus in these newsgroups, yes, no doubt about
> > > > it. Of course, John Tesh is at his heels and narrowing the gap.
> > > >
> > >
> > > dare I ask...
> > > Who exactly is Yanni, I really am serious, it seems like he must be well
> > > known, and I sure get the impression none of you like him. But, who is he?
> > > What does he play?
> >
> > A "popular" entertainer whom you folks in the UK have apparently been
> > spared. I forget whether he's the one who plays the pan-pipes, or the
> > almost-violinist - pure saccharine, in any case. (I suggest you keep
> > the antacid tablets handy, if you listen.)
> >
>
> I'm a little hesitant to let you know I know this, but I think the pan pipe
> guy is named something like Zamfir. It's a one-name kinda thing.

Well, I don't really FOLLOW that kind of music, so why should I be
offended? (From what others have said here about piano, Yanni is
apparently not the violinist I was thinking of, either.)

>
> Steve


>
> >
> > >
> > > --
> > > Carrie, Midnight and Twilight
> > > www.btinternet.com/~midnightlyons
> > > http://community.webshots.com/user/carriephlyons
> > > www.lyonsmusic.co.uk
>

> --
> Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
> Brooklyn, NY
> 718-258-5001
> http://www.dentaltwins.com

Dr.Matt

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In article <fpn8hvsps8bc7b2fi...@4ax.com>,

Jack Hamilton <j...@acm.org> wrote:
>pTooner <nob...@nowhere.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>>
>>> Possibly, but playing an instrument does not by itself make someone a
>>> musician. I would classify Yanni as a performer rather than a musician.
>>>
>>That's a most remarkable statement. I would have assumed that "Playing
>>an instrument" was the definition of musician although I haven't looked
>>it up. A performer is a much broader term for many types of entertainers.
>
>Yes, my definition needs some refinement, but in general it's more
>stringent than most - more along the lines of (John Barbaroli?) claim
>that singers are not (necessarily) musicians. It's not the ability to
>make notes come out in a particular order that defines musicianship.
>

What about composers and conductors?

Jack Hamilton

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fie...@robotron.gpcc.itd.umich.edu (Dr.Matt) wrote:

>In article <fpn8hvsps8bc7b2fi...@4ax.com>,
>Jack Hamilton <j...@acm.org> wrote:
>>pTooner <nob...@nowhere.net> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Possibly, but playing an instrument does not by itself make someone a
>>>> musician. I would classify Yanni as a performer rather than a musician.
>>>>
>>>That's a most remarkable statement. I would have assumed that "Playing
>>>an instrument" was the definition of musician although I haven't looked
>>>it up. A performer is a much broader term for many types of entertainers.
>>
>>Yes, my definition needs some refinement, but in general it's more
>>stringent than most - more along the lines of (John Barbaroli?) claim
>>that singers are not (necessarily) musicians. It's not the ability to
>>make notes come out in a particular order that defines musicianship.
>>
>
>What about composers and conductors?

I should have said "it's not *only* the ability to make notes come out


in a particular order that defines musicianship".

A player piano can make the right notes come out, and a metronome can
beat time, so there has to be more to being a conductor than just making
the notes come out correctly. In the case of a conductor, part of the
art is seeing something in the music that the composer didn't, or seeing
it differently. Another part is being able to inspire the players to
produce the sounds that you want. Yet another is the ability to
convince the audience that the music is worth hearing.

What makes a composer a musician? I'm not sure. It has to be more than
just writing down notes, even notes that combine into recognizable
chords. I can do that, but that doesn't make me either a composer or a
musician. Perhaps what makes a composer into a musician is the ability
to convey musical ideas (I don't mean program music) that others can
understand and appreciate.

Cabeza Borradora

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Alex Temple come on down:

>I can't believe a thread called "Yanni" is now about MERZBOW.

SCORE.

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