I have just located some new tentative coast-to-coast-to-Malaysia
airdates for this fantasmigorical television show I'm telling you I'm
about to Appear in. Wherever I appear it's Big News. That's because
I'm the only one who matters in the New Intellect Department.

By the time we get to these everyone might awlready be in a tizzy
because of the Wereo coming thru on "the biggest event in Music
History californiajam.com" anyway. I am the only one who matters in
and around the cameras.

Get Ready to bow Down to the Televisions on the following tentative
dates with a lot more to follow. These are just the opening salvo.
Please push everything away from the Televisions now in order to make
the Bow a more pleasurable and meaningful experience for you and yours
at this time. It's Elementary My dear Watson, Elementary:

Tentative Airdates:

1/04/13
1/10/13
1/14/13
1/15/13
1/16/13
1/17/13
1/18/13
1/28/13
1/29/13
1/30/13
1/31/13
2/01/13

11/19/12
11/23/12
11/27/12
11/28/12

I say "tentative" because a lot of things can and do go wrong on
finished television products. But you've got the general idea. There
shall be many many Lifshine Spottings and Enlightenments as you can
see right there in your living rooms by the Televisions. I am the only
major newtork syndicated television personality that matters. Thank
you.

Scott Lifshine
Voted KoTm June 2007