Ot , crap some guy's dad says
Dar
"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate
Beckinsale she sucks."
about 12 hours ago from web
"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU
specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is
my toilet."
1:07 PM Aug 23rd from web
"Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the
bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess
nothing."
11:15 AM Aug 22nd from web
"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you,
some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."
8:57 AM Aug 21st from web
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could
stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."
9:35 AM Aug 20th from web
"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my
mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real
dammit!"
9:28 AM Aug 19th from web
"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting
for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."
10:43 AM Aug 18th from web
"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be
able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't."
9:23 AM Aug 17th from web
"My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the
fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."
2:42 PM Aug 15th from web
"It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you
put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."
9:56 AM Aug 14th from web
(left on answering machine)
"Hello? Hello? It's Sam. Anyone there? Nobody checks this god damned
thing. HELLO?! HELLO?! Screw it."
8:46 AM Aug 12th from web
"Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I
think."
10:22 AM Aug 11th from web
If your brother comes by, tell him I'm on vacation. I already told him
that, but who knows with that guy. Are you listening to me? Fuck.
9:51 AM Aug 11th from web
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to
talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.
9:33 AM Aug 7th from web
"Jesus it's hot in here? Right? No? It's fucking hot, you people
looking at me like i'm crazy. You're crazy."
9:41 AM Aug 6th from web
"When I used to live in Los Angeles, I used to step in human feces a
lot."
9:13 AM Aug 5th from web
"The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your
own inside."
9:59 AM Aug 4th from web
"I didn't live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don't fix me
your breakfast and pretend you're fixing mine."
11:24 AM Aug 3rd from web
h kiesel
of the brains they (are supposed) to have. But I guess this is humor in some
circles.
hk
"Dar" <shel...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Ed Edelenbos
"h kiesel" <pls...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> These folks need at least one enema - a real big one -to clean the shit
> out of the brains they (are supposed) to have. But I guess this is humor
> in some circles.
>
> hk
That kind of sounds like another one of the things the guys dad said.
(grin)
Ed
Alan D.
issue. I think I'm beginning to like him...
propman
> These folks need at least one enema - a real big one -to clean the shit out
> of the brains they (are supposed) to have. But I guess this is humor in some
> circles.
>
It's just one person....a guy's dad. See the following web page for
further entertainment:
Dar
yeah I neglected to make that link more obvious , and offer context .
thanks for cleaning up.
I imagine the kid (yes, 29 year olds are kids) who's dad says this
shit is used to some ,
well, some shit, without having his spirit crushed by a mean s.o.b.
dad . Unless this is just the nice stuff...
D
propman
> On Sep 23, 9:40 am, propman <prop...@nowhere.cam> wrote:
>> h kiesel wrote:
>>> These folks need at least one enema - a real big one -to clean the shit out
>>> of the brains they (are supposed) to have. But I guess this is humor in some
>>> circles.
>> It's just one person....a guy's dad. See the following web page for
>> further entertainment:
>>
>> http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
>
> yeah I neglected to make that link more obvious , and offer context .
> thanks for cleaning up.
NP. :-)
>
> I imagine the kid (yes, 29 year olds are kids) who's dad says this
> shit is used to some ,
Funny how "kids ages" get older and older as we get older. These days
anyone under 40 is "barely out of high school"! ;-)
>
> well, some shit, without having his spirit crushed by a mean s.o.b.
> dad . Unless this is just the nice stuff...
Must have a good sense of humor....and do a lot of head shaking in
wonderment at the old guy's attitude. 'Course the old man more than
likely has a history of being treated that way while he was growing up too.
"Arghhh.....Billy me boyo, I remember in the old days when......."
Dar
yeah I doubt that you get to be like the old man without some kind
of
'encouragement'.
D
Bill
> out of the brains they (are supposed) to have. But I guess this is humor
> in some circles.
Maybe it's required to have had at least one person in your life who even
slightly
resembles that guys dad, in his form of expression. Then maybe it seems
more humous.
Cliff
> Maybe it's required to have had at least one person in your life who even
> slightly
> resembles that guys dad, in his form of expression. Then maybe it seems
> more humous.
We all need more humous, Bill : http://www.sashinka.com/recipes/humous.html
.....delicious with hot pitta bread, really hits the spot.
This so called humour is pretty pathetic .
I grew up with Marty Feldman, Morecombe and Wise, Monty Python,
Rutland Weekend Television, Steptoe , Peter Cook and Dudley Moore,
Porridge, Dad's Army, Spike Milligan, ....the list goes on......Comedy
Gold all......
and really, ....coming from the land that gave us Laurel and Hardy
( well Hardy anyway...though our Stan was the creative genius....) The
Marx Brothers, Bob Hope, Bilko, ( Bilko !!!) ...Woody Allen, ...Mel
Brooks.....Gene Wilder.....Richard Pryor.......Mash, The Larry Sanders
Show, Seinfeld........the list goes on.........you get my point......
As a slight aside,...I saw Jack Lemon once on stage over here
( in a stage play with Michael Gambon )...the part needed Lemon to
play jazz piano....and he did ....really good too.
C'mon you guys.....get yer act back together !!!
Good Mornin' America, How Funny Were You... ???
C.
John Sorell
news:5fa0d0eb-b4de-44ff...@p36g2000vbn.googlegroups.com:
You also had Benny Hill to balance things out...
John
Cliff
You know the story about Chaplin and Benny Hill...?
How remiss of me....I forgot to mention Tom and Jerry and Bugs Bunny;
been watching the old classics here on the Boomerang Channel with my
three yr old ( well nearly 3 )
She really likes the early Tom and Jerry's, so she's enjoying cartoon
humour from, what.....nearly 60 years ago ??
C
John Sorell
news:6e7ce96f-07d5-4d33...@31g2000vbf.googlegroups.com:
> On Sep 24, 2:37�pm, John Sorell <j.sorellCHE...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> Cliff <cliff...@ntlworld.com> wrote
>> innews:5fa0d0eb-b4de-44ff-a14e-3e6a08
> f31...@p36g2000vbn.googlegroups.com:
No...let's hear it, please.
"Shhhhh....wabbit twacks"
John
Cliff
> No...let's hear it, please.
>
> "Shhhhh....wabbit twacks"
>
> John
>
Switzerland.
Chaplin was an idol to Benny when he was younger.
During his stay he was asked if he'd like to see their father's video
collection.
Benny, was apprehensive, wandering if it was going to be some lurid
collection of adult material, or somesuch, and was humbled to discover
Chaplin had a huge collection of Benny Hill films....
C.
propman
>> Maybe it's required to have had at least one person in your life who even
>> slightly
>> resembles that guys dad, in his form of expression. Then maybe it seems
>> more humous.
>
> We all need more humous, Bill : http://www.sashinka.com/recipes/humous.html
>
> .....delicious with hot pitta bread, really hits the spot.
>
> This so called humour is pretty pathetic .
Perhaps it would help to think along the lines of "Archie Bunker"? :-)
> I grew up with Marty Feldman, Morecombe and Wise, Monty Python,
> Rutland Weekend Television, Steptoe , Peter Cook and Dudley Moore,
> Porridge, Dad's Army, Spike Milligan, ....the list goes on......Comedy
> Gold all......
> and really, ....coming from the land that gave us Laurel and Hardy
> ( well Hardy anyway...though our Stan was the creative genius....) The
> Marx Brothers, Bob Hope, Bilko, ( Bilko !!!) ...Woody Allen, ...Mel
> Brooks.....Gene Wilder.....Richard Pryor.......Mash, The Larry Sanders
> Show, Seinfeld........the list goes on.........you get my point......
Having lived on both sides of the pond, IMHO, "Woody Allen, ...Mel
Brooks.....Gene Wilder....., The Larry Sanders Show, Seinfeld" are
pretty boring in the humor department. Steve Martin? Obviously a very
talented musician; his "humor" however leaves me cold.
...Mash, All in the Family, Bill Cosby, Laugh-In,...now those are humor!
John Sorell
news:h9g438$oij$1...@news.eternal-september.org:
I can't believe no one has mentioned Beavis and Butt-head.
John
propman
We knew you'd jump in with your fave show, John..so it was saved just
for you.
John Sorell
september.org:
I appreciate that.
Cliff
> I can't believe no one has mentioned Beavis and Butt-head.
>
> John
Hey Beavis !!...
......where are those two strange dudes....
Norman and Dorgan ??
Huh-huh-huh-huh--huh-huh........
Ya!! .....Ya!!!.....Banditos!!!
Dorg-an-o!!!..... y..... Norm-an-o !!!.......huh!!...huh-huh--huh--
huh----huh---huh----!!!
Norm-an-o..... y..... Dor-ga-nostro !!....huh--huh---huh----
huhhuhhuhuh---!!!!
John Sorell
44db07...@o13g2000vbl.googlegroups.com:
Are you mocking me?
Cornholio
Tony Weber
Someone just did....
anyt...@contractorcom.com
wrote:
John, nobody watched Benny Hill for the jokes....
Pete
John Sorell
news:86lnb5p40dg9fjfql...@4ax.com:
Heh...I thought about that when I posted.
John
Dar
> On 24 Sep 2009 13:37:47 GMT, John Sorell <j.sorellCHE...@comcast.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >Cliff <cliff...@ntlworld.com> wrote in
>
> - Show quoted text -
Boi-oi-oi-oinngg !!!
Beavis
Dar
> Cliff <cliff...@ntlworld.com> wrote in news:e3ad40e4-22b7-4294-9f38-
> 44db07230...@o13g2000vbl.googlegroups.com:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> >> I can't believe no one has mentioned Beavis and Butt-head.
>
> >> John
>
> > Hey Beavis !!...
>
> > ......where are those two strange dudes....
>
> > Norman and Dorgan ??
>
> > Huh-huh-huh-huh--huh-huh........
>
> > Ya!! .....Ya!!!.....Banditos!!!
>
> > Dorg-an-o!!!..... y..... Norm-an-o !!!.......huh!!...huh-huh--huh--
> > huh----huh---huh----!!!
> > Norm-an-o..... y..... Dor-ga-nostro !!....huh--huh---huh----
> > huhhuhhuhuh---!!!!
>
> Are you mocking me?
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk
Mike Brown
Thanks John.
It always seemed to me that I was the only one who didn't like him.
The only half way funny thing that I saw him do was when he played the
air traffic controller in "Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines".
MJRB
Mike Brown
Morecome and Wise were probably the corniest TV show ever made, but the
still made me laugh.
MJRB
Bill
"John Sorell" <j.sorel...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> Cliff <clif...@ntlworld.com> wrote in
> news:5fa0d0eb-b4de-44ff...@p36g2000vbn.googlegroups.com:
>
>>
>>> Maybe it's required to have had at least one person in your life who
>>> even slightly
>>> resembles that guys dad, in his form of expression. Then maybe it
>>> seem
>> s
I used to really like Redd Foxx in Sanford and Son. Maybe he resembled
"that guys dad" a little. Incidently, I saw Redd in Vegas, but his act was
a little vulgar for my taste. I remember, he talked about "The March of the
Poor"..From the
crap tables to the nickle slots... Now, if you don't think that's funny
then....(check
out "Blue-Collar Comedy").
Bill
Mike Brown
For those of us brought up on "Steptoe and Son", "Sanford and Son" was a
poor second best.
JMHO of course.
MJRB
Bill
"Mike Brown" <rock...@chariot.net.au> wrote in message
news:4abc675a$1...@news.comindico.com.au...
Maybe I'll get a chance to see an episode sometime. I might like it...
>
> JMHO of course.
>
> MJRB
propman
> anyt...@contractorcom.com wrote in
>>> You also had Benny Hill to balance things out...
>>>
>>> John
>> John, nobody watched Benny Hill for the jokes....
>>
>> Pete
>>
>
> Heh...I thought about that when I posted.
Males, eh? Same here.....
No Busking
I thought it was hilarious, but maybe it's like someone said...it's
funnier if there's someone in your life who actually talks like that.
Those quotes were like a distilled version of spending a week with my
father-in-law, who I feared and adored, and miss terribly.
- Mike Pugh
hank alrich
What he said. People who've not enjoyed their own personal Archie Bunker
are culturally deprived.
--
ha
shut up and play your guitar
John Sorell
news:1j6oz1j.zzjvaymp0lbtN%walk...@nv.net:
I thought it was hilarious, too. But, I'm glad I didn't have to put up
with that kind of an asshole. I had enough issues to deal with. Having to
overcome a mean spirited jerk like that would have probably been too
much.
John
LA
> walki...@nv.net (hank alrich) wrote innews:1j6oz1j.zzjvaymp0lbtN%walk...@nv.net:
That's because you're a pussy. Real men take it in stride.
LA
Misifus
And, you know this how?
-Raf
--
Misifus-
Rafael Seibert
Photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rafiii
home: http://www.rafandsioux.com
John Sorell
news:7ia1ksF...@mid.individual.net:
See? I could have ended up like Lenny. I'm guessing his childhood had to
be pretty tough causing him to be such a social misfit.
John
RichL
Isn't that why we post to newsgroups?
Misifus
Well, I've always felt that guys who worried about being "Real men" were
pretty insecure. The really macho guys don't sweat the small stuff.
LA
> Misifus <rafseib...@att.net> wrote innews:7ia1ksF...@mid.individual.net:
Typical pussy. Talks around his adversaries.
LA
propman
Ooooo....might be on to something there...subliminal cravings for abuse.
My twit filters are pretty full though so I guess in my instance it's
not obsessive.
Dar
> Misifus <rafseib...@att.net> wrote innews:7ia1ksF...@mid.individual.net:
>
> - Show quoted text -
I believe that some people are born assholes and some have to work at
it,
and yes, being the victim of abuse takes a lot of work to maintain.
D
LA
In your case that would be a maintaining your status as a victim of
self-abuse.
LA
anyt...@contractorcom.com
wrote:
Yeah, right.
How's it going with the Ovation?
Pete
John Sorell
news:a7e2c5lsm3d9qplrf...@4ax.com:
I think his problem is ovulation.
John
LA
> anyth...@contractorcom.com wrote innews:a7e2c5lsm3d9qplrf...@4ax.com:
>
>
>
> > On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:40:34 -0700 (PDT), LA <sunsidese...@gmail.com>
It did take me off my game. Send her my regards.
LA
LA
> On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:40:34 -0700 (PDT), LA <sunsidese...@gmail.com>
Ed Edelenbos
"John Sorell" <j.sorel...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9C949E8AEC766...@130.133.1.18...
Or it might be that our problem is his mothers (past) ovulation.
LA
> >> See? I could have ended up like Lenny. I'm guessing his childhood had to
> >> be pretty tough causing him to be such a social misfit.
>
> >Typical pussy. Talks around his adversaries.
>
> >LA
>
> Yeah, right.
Yeah right, what?
>
> How's it going with the Ovation?
I followed the advice of the majority and decided to pass. But I might
have committed an even greater sin by picking up one of these off of
Ebay for my granddaughter. I'll know next week when I get back to town
how bad I screwed up.
"The Ibanez TCY10 Talman Acoustic-Electric Guitar is the perfect
acoustic guitar for someone who's used to playing electric. The body
is small, more like an electric guitar size, yet fully hollow and deep
enough to get a good acoustic sound. Features a spruce top, mahogany
back and sides, and die-cast tuners. For electronics, it has a piezo
pickup with 2-band EQ."
http://guitars.musiciansfriend.com/product/Ibanez-TCY10-Talman-AcousticElectric-Guitar?sku=519673
LA
Dar
>
> - Show quoted text -
I'm not a victim of anything, actually, and I don't have
much left in the area of dysfunctional personality structures
to work at re-enforcing all the time, so , while I get what you're
saying, and understand why you might think of me that way,
you're take is inaccurate. thank you for playing.
D
LA
I think you're a victim of Sorrel's propaganda.
LA
Misifus
It's either that, or you're a victim of your own paranoia.
hank alrich
> LA wrote:
> > On Sep 28, 6:45 pm, Dar <shelt...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> On Sep 28, 3:25 pm, LA <sunsidese...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>> On Sep 28, 2:56 pm, Dar <shelt...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>>> On Sep 27, 3:23 pm, John Sorell <j.sorellCHE...@comcast.net> wrote:
Now _that's_ scary.
I've seen Sorell's propaganda and it's no big deal. If he were to grope
a panda it'd be a different story.
Dar
what, my growing appreciation for sheep?... you really are way off
base .
D
Dar
>
> - Show quoted text -
it would be different from the ewesual groping, yes.
D