On Sat, 09 Mar 2013 07:34:33 +1000, Tony Done <
tony...@bigpond.com>
wrote:
>Sad, but Usenet has become a refuge for loonies. Some of us still like
>the format and freedom of speech though. I've tried a few fora, but just
>don't get on with them, difficult to have a dialog and so bloody polite
>that they end up looking like a bunch of whackers. I'm sure younger
>folks will find them OK though, a bit like never having eaten a real
>farmyard chicken.
>Tony Done
..ditto...
JJTj
Well, it's Market morning
and I'm up 1st thing for chicken..
Off to town, I'm a early bird,
...I do my own picking..
I hear say they're non comformers
around here, they're pretty tricky..
..and I'm from the city..
Tell me, mister, how long's that one
there's been scratching?
Does she lay, does she?
Is she lode, or just brooding?
I know them china eggs,
no matter poached or fried
won't sustain me..
..or my family..
I want that big fat brown one,
I don't want that one's..too skinny
I'm not that silly...
..don't try n short change me...
Do you know Col Sanders,
well..nor do I..
Don't wanna no Cock a Loop
I'm gonna rule the roost
I'm not fresh hatched this morning
I know my brand, don't wanna no
battery hens, cause I'm a free-range man
ain't gonna barter/haggle, cause I'll
cut you down,
now tell me,
do they lay?
I don't care
white or brown
You should not count yer chickens
before they hatch
Ya want a pretty belly
for wine or jelly
Don't try n short change me
I've been stung before...
chick chick chick
chick chick chick
...chicken...
chick chick chick
chick chick chick
...chicken...
chick chick chick
chick chick chick
...chicken...
chick chick chick
chick chick chick
...chicken...