Disease Factory of Velvet Acid Christ (vacto...@nilenet.com) wrote:

: I am sorry :(

        Yeah man, you better be. =;)

: I didn't mean it. Really. I was just trying to piss ya all off. and my
: mood swings and bi-polar personality allow for these idiocies.

        I knew it!  Sure, I pretended to tell the other guy that he was
taking things way too seriously, but I knew that YOU were at fault all
along Disease - YOU!  Only YOU!  YOU are the reason why the scene is so
small it's all YOUR fault!  YOU'RE the reason why there's no good music!
You're also the cause for war, malnutrition, starvation, the depletetion
of the rainforests AND O-zone layer.  And I have strong suspicions that
you're also the person who is making my atempts at downloading illegal
software a living hell.  You are the source of all the world's problems.  
Why?  Um, because you're  damn convenient scapegoat I guess... right?  I
don't know.

: I am crazy. I work all damn day on pages, write too much music,
: write reviews, and lose my fucking brain.. I am swamped!

        INSANE I tell ya!  You're CRAZY!

: I wan't to marry Bill Gates! Really.

        Bill Gates <sniffle>, but... he's so wonderful!  You'll corrupt
him!  No, stay AWAY!  We can't have the worldest richest (and therefore
BEST) man being corrupted by someone who has nowhere near the riches and
noteriety!

: I just try to stay away from RMI, but lately, I can't help it. I am
: drawn to it's sexuality. RMI is the anti-christ of music. All I hear
: on here is how everything sucks and so and so is doing somehting wrong
: etc. Why are you people so critical of everything? I mean really. You
: take all this shit way way to seriously. Smoke a bud, take some valume
: or drink a beer and listen to the music you like, do your work and
: shut the fuck up!

        You're the one who's CRICTICAL Mr. Man!  You an just take your
crazy self and your drugs and get the hell out of here!  We don't want to
see your ugly typing anymore!  That's right, you're page formatting is
WAY outta line!

: Grey: this message is not in any way insulting you. You rule dude!
: Can I marry you too?

        Oh, it was it?  Whoops, you know, I just have this tendency to
reply to a message before I actually read it.  Ok, all's forgiven.  You
want to become a bigamist?  ANd a gay one?!  Well, you look feminine
enough in that Goth Boi Babe picture... but I'm actually engaged, and my
fiancee' has a five year old daughter.  That's right people, I have a
real life!  Oh, wow, I'm a double major in college too, and I have to
work!  AGadzooks man!  How does he have time for such wasteful posts on
r.m.i?  Creative procrastination I tells ya.

: Love

        <sniffle>  I love you too man, I'm glad that we worked this all
out, and, though I'm flattered by the marriage proposal.... I'm afraid
that my answer must be no, you know.

: PS: I peep my head up every now and then to do some promotion on
: here!!

        No!  That's my er... no it isn't.  Yeah, editting the weird codes
out of html is weird.

        Ack, two weird things - I'll make it three!

        -Grey
                Digital Target
g...@netcom.com
"He's crazy folks, CRAZY!"