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Alex

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Jan 23, 2001, 4:35:42 PM1/23/01
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yes! he is coming to daddy!
23 february, Moscow.
he's so sexy!!!
do you like him, suckers?
i think, it'll be a nice bloodsuckin' show.
i really like it...


voltAire

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Jan 23, 2001, 5:01:09 PM1/23/01
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Alex <al...@online.ru> wrote:
: yes! he is coming to daddy!


yes! his sausage is that of TG.
i know, i like it hard
can you run with me to the trees?
and listen for the sound of a hot
bloody pumping ass?

Alex

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Jan 23, 2001, 5:20:34 PM1/23/01
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"voltAire" <jrd...@unix.amherst.edu> сообщил/сообщила в новостях следующее:
news:3a6e...@amhnt2.amherst.edu...

why trees? i don't wanna hide my dick...
otherwise i'd go to duran duran at 1st february,
they're sexy too...like honey...

Joan Arkham

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Jan 23, 2001, 5:54:08 PM1/23/01
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That's the worst haiku I ever read...

--
- lori
---------------------------------
"The Mango of the Apocalypse?"
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Alex

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Jan 23, 2001, 6:03:22 PM1/23/01
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"Joan Arkham" <fn...@bellatlantic.net> ???????/???????? ? ????????
?????????: news:3A6E0B73...@bellatlantic.net...

> Alex wrote:
> >
> > yes! he is coming to daddy!
> > 23 february, Moscow.
> > he's so sexy!!!
> > do you like him, suckers?
> > i think, it'll be a nice bloodsuckin' show.
> > i really like it...
>
> That's the worst haiku I ever read...

piss on you


Joan Arkham

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Jan 23, 2001, 7:43:33 PM1/23/01
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No, thanks.

voltaire

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Jan 24, 2001, 12:34:44 AM1/24/01
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Alex <al...@online.ru> wrote:

: why trees? i don't wanna hide my dick...


: otherwise i'd go to duran duran at 1st february,
: they're sexy too...like honey...

my friend, like a slender cunt, trees dance with TG.
have you not heard the horney and hard sound of VNV?
brothers, they are hip, horny and hard, like a diode, waiting to explode.


J. Wood

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Jan 26, 2001, 12:40:44 AM1/26/01
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voltAire wrote:

Alex, could I get that in Haiku form?

J


GodboY

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Jan 26, 2001, 1:27:44 AM1/26/01
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In article <3A710D7F...@DIESPAMDIEtelusplanet.net>,

Marilyn Manson
I Want to lick your asshole
While you laugh at me
- Alex


GodboY
--
"To act like a Christian, one must broaden their scope of intolerance"
- Psionic


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Joan Arkham

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Jan 26, 2001, 10:13:34 AM1/26/01
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GodboY wrote:

> Marilyn Manson
> I Want to lick your asshole
> While you laugh at me
> - Alex
>
> GodboY

See. *Thats* what I meant. Very nice.

Now, if you could come up with a sonnet, I would be *very* impressed.

--
- lori
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"Sleeping Rats May Dream"
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The Rattler

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Jan 26, 2001, 10:07:49 AM1/26/01
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In article <3A7193FE...@bellatlantic.net>, fn...@bellatlantic.net
says...
[Haiku]

> > Marilyn Manson
> > I Want to lick your asshole
> > While you laugh at me
>
> See. *Thats* what I meant. Very nice.
> Now, if you could come up with a sonnet, I would be *very* impressed.

<the most puerile thing I will ever post>

23rd of February, Moscow will cheer
As Alex takes Manson to a corner
We will witness a rimjob so clear
From Alex unto Brian Warner

Our Russian chum will give good rim
And Manson will laugh to see such fun
But this behaviour is far from prim
And would no doubt outrage a nun

Marilyn's asshole will recieve a licking
From Alex, who'll then suck his blood
We will see a pure friendship clicking
Alex and new lover in the Holy Wood

It is always a joy to see young love blossom in this way
I am joyful for this couple, happy in the woods at play

</the most puerile thing I will ever post>

I do hope you meant the English/Shakesperean form of the sonnet as
opposed to the Italian form, or else that will look *even* dumber than it
already does.

It's Friday, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

--
"Ramalamalama Kenickie Kenickie!
Ramalamalama Kenickie Kenickie!"
**** Rattl...@hotmail.com

Joan Arkham

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Jan 26, 2001, 10:46:58 AM1/26/01
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The Rattler wrote:

> </the most puerile thing I will ever post>
>
> I do hope you meant the English/Shakesperean form of the sonnet as
> opposed to the Italian form, or else that will look *even* dumber than it
> already does.

Yes! Yes! And the couplet at the end!

I'm laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face. Thank god I'm
not at work.

You realize this means I have to stalk you now.

The Rattler

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Jan 26, 2001, 10:28:27 AM1/26/01
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In article <3A719BD2...@bellatlantic.net>, fn...@bellatlantic.net
says...

> > I do hope you meant the English/Shakesperean form of the sonnet as
> > opposed to the Italian form, or else that will look *even* dumber than it
> > already does.
>
> Yes! Yes! And the couplet at the end!

Well, naturally! I'd hope you were expecting nothing less! ;)

> I'm laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face. Thank god I'm
> not at work.

Well, it's Friday, I'm sure they'd let you off...

> You realize this means I have to stalk you now.

Ok!

Alex

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Jan 27, 2001, 7:56:36 AM1/27/01
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"GayboY" <god...@my-deja.com> oops ups: news:94r5cs$180$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...

> >
> > > Alex <al...@online.ru> wrote:
> > > : yes! he is coming to daddy!
> > > : 23 february, Moscow.
> > > : he's so sexy!!!
> > > : do you like him, suckers?
> > > : i think, it'll be a nice bloodsuckin' show.
> > > : i really like it...
> > >
> > > yes! his sausage is that of TG.
> > > i know, i like it hard
> > > can you run with me to the trees?
> > > and listen for the sound of a hot
> > > bloody pumping ass?
> >
> > Alex, could I get that in Haiku form?
>
> Marilyn Manson
> I Want to lick your asshole
> While you laugh at me
> - Alex
>
>
> GodboY

Godboy, must be you can't use to daily dry f Uck,
dreamin' about someone to moisten it prepearin' for cock
Why don't you just use the lotion?
It will ease your ass' motion...

Alex

p.s. shit, one more gay in this NG


Joan Arkham

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Jan 27, 2001, 12:29:18 PM1/27/01
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Joan Arkham wrote:

> You realize this means I have to stalk you now.
>

> --
> - lori
> ---------------------------------
> "Sleeping Rats May Dream"
> ---------------------------------

I mean, to fuck you. In the ass.

The Rattler

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Jan 27, 2001, 12:39:17 PM1/27/01
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In article <3A727BD2...@bellatlantic.net>, fn...@bellatlantic.net
says...

> I mean, to fuck you. In the ass.

I'm happy. Just lick it first, please.
I don't like synthetic grease.

Joan Arkham

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Jan 27, 2001, 2:39:18 PM1/27/01
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Joan Arkham wrote:

>
> I mean, to fuck you. In the ass.

How cute. Someone spoofing me. For making a joke, I presume. And
probably the *least* mean joke ever posted on RMI too.

*sigh*

The Rattler

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Jan 27, 2001, 9:10:12 PM1/27/01
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In article <3A7323C6...@bellatlantic.net>, fn...@bellatlantic.net
says...

> > I mean, to fuck you. In the ass.
>
> How cute. Someone spoofing me. For making a joke, I presume. And
> probably the *least* mean joke ever posted on RMI too.

Incidentally, "my" reply was a spoof also...

Shervin Fatehi

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Jan 28, 2001, 5:16:35 PM1/28/01
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"Alex" <al...@online.ru> wrote in message news:94ugck$b0p$1...@news247.cnt.ru...

> Godboy, must be you can't use to daily dry f Uck,
> dreamin' about someone to moisten it prepearin' for cock
> Why don't you just use the lotion?
> It will ease your ass' motion...

I say we make Aleks Sadovoy RMI's Poet Laureate, with Leeb and Karl as his
Maids-in-Waiting.

Huzza!

Shervin (GKL)
np: bitch bitch bitch


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