[Fwd: Re: (OT)Obscure Sexual Terms pt 2]
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Subject: Re: (OT)Obscure Sexual Terms pt 2
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2000 18:23:32 -0500
From: I trusted the gov'nment and now my penis glows! <m...@oizo.morgue>
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On Thu, 10 Feb 2000 22:15:39 GMT, night...@subdimension.com
(nightmare)
wrote:
>Here's another list of obscure sexual terms. Some of these weren't on the
>last last, so here goes:
I've done 5 before! On accident, of course...
>>
>>1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your
>>scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot
>>water. An old favorite.
>>
>>2. Hot Lunch- While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her
>>chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
>>
>>3. The Stranger- Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then
>>jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
>>
>>4. Donkey Punch- Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before
>>you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the
>>back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work
>>correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
>>
>>5. Golden Shower- Any form of peeing on a girl. (aka: watersports)
>>
>>6. Pearl Necklace- Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage
>>area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
>>
>>7. Coyote Lust- This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty
>>skank and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you
>>realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw
>>off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
>>
>>8. Purple Mushroom- This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex
>>and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It
>>should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
>>
>>9. The Flying Camel- A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back
>>and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance
>>yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then flap
>>your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
>>
>>10. Double Fishhook- From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky
>>fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration
>>
>>11. The Ram- Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming
>>her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall
>>should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in
>>penile sensitivity.
>>
>>12. Dog in a Bathtub- This is the proper name for when you attempt to
>>insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be
>>just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
>>
>>13. The Bronco- Back to reality with this classic. You start by going
>>doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto
>>her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives
>>you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
>>
>>14. Pink Glove- This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not
>>wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her
>>twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
>>
>>15. The Fountain of You- While sitting on her face and having her eat
>>your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible
>>before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face,
>>neck and tits. (Better in her bed)
>>
>>16. New York Style Taco- Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go
>>down on her, you puke on her box. Happy trails!
>>
>>17. Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2
>>fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around and wipe the residue
>>on her upper lip, providing her a mustache.
>>
>>18. Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your
>>thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use;
>>hence, western.
>>
>>19. The Blumpkin - You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It
>>involves having her suck you off while you're on the shitter.
>>
>>20. The Bismark - Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are
>>about to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a
>>punch and smear the blood and jism together.
>>
>>21. Jelly Doughnut - A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is
>>punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
>>
>>22. Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls,
>>repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
>>
>>23. Tossing salad - Well known by now. A prison act where one person is
>>forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are
>>available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc.
>>
>>24. The Fish Eye - Working from behind, you shove your finger in her
>>pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see
>>what the hell you are doing.
>>
>>25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover
>>that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When
>>the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your
>>face.
>>
>>26. The Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a
>>mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth
>>fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.
>>
>>27. The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty
>>fuck her.
>>
>>28. Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is
>>for wimps. Make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple
>>digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required
>>(either on one finger or on multiple).
>>
>>29. The Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from
>>behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab
>>onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her
>>backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push
>>her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You
>>attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room
>>without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her
>>hips.
>>
>>30. Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over the skank's face and
>>taking a dump.
>>
>>31. Ray Bans - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head.
>>You're can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible,
>>but it is definitely worth a try.
>>
>>32. The Snowmobile - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours,reach
>>around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
>>
>>33. The Dutch Oven - Also well known. Whenever you fart while humping,
>>pull the covers over her head. Don't let her out until all movement
>>ceases.
>>
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Dinkylover
fetishes...just MURDER.
yuck,
dinkylover
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Before you buy.
B. David Harrison
> I don't think any of thee following has to do with sex or
> fetishes...just MURDER.
>
I don't know. The ones that simply involving tripping during sex aren't
horrible (as long as it's done on a bed or something). It's obvious the
dude who wrote that doesn't have a firm grasp on the line between funny
and stupid...
B. David Harrison Anti-Knuckleheadosity:Last Updated 02/12/2000
Live from Seattle http://members.xoom.com/bdharris
Anti-Knuckleheadosity sez: "Bill Bradley for President"
"How else am I to get you to treat me like a man of weight and
substance unless I act as morally perturbed and angst-ridden as
everyone else in this room?" -The Beast
"This ain't no time when the usual is suitable" -Mos Def
Tony1er
donkey punch a girl is the last.
later tony
Fatboy Roberts
Okay, when I read the list, I read donkey punch and said
"Okay, that's pretty fuckin stupid" but when Tony said it, I
laughed my ass off. I don't get it. Maybe it's cause I heard
it in my head like an Obi Wan Kenobi deal..."Young Luke,
remember, use the trick wisely. The first time you donkey
punch a girl is the last"
How many of those terms had ya'll heard before anyway? I
recognized teabagging... it was actually a dirty trick some
of the jock assholes on the football team used to play on
each other..They'd knock each other out somehow. (hard hits
in practice, long headlocks, whatever) and then they'd wake
up with these nuts on their lips..If they didn't feel like
actually placin the nuts on the lips, they'd just shake the
ballsack in front of their face. They called it "wagging the
bulldog" The kid who explained all this shit to me..weird
kid. He acted like it was a regular thing. Also related,
one year, the left tackle, I think, got caught assfucking a
horse in a field.
Redneck schools are very confused. Shit like that was what
kept me from playin football. I'll take a hit for the team,
but fuck wakin up with the bulldog.
Sometimes I can't believe I survived high school,
Fatboy
Steve Harvey
>How many of those terms had ya'll heard before anyway? I
I'd heard 'teabagging' and 'tossing salad' a bunch of times, as well
as 'Cleveland Steamer', which I actually used in a rhyme a while ago:
You're so damn sorry but you think you're a champ
Doing lines of coke through a rolled-up food stamp
You used to think it made you leaner and meaner
But now you got a cell-mate who gave you a Cleveland Steamer.
-Steve (aka MC double_h)
OT
<Pine.A41.4.10.1000214...@homer29.u.washington.edu>,
"B. David Harrison" <bdha...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
> The huddled masses gained the infinite wisdom of Dinkylover
>
> > fetishes...just MURDER.
> >
>
aren't
> horrible (as long as it's done on a bed or something). It's obvious
the
> dude who wrote that doesn't have a firm grasp on the line between
funny
> and stupid...
>
> B. David Harrison Anti-Knuckleheadosity:Last Updated
02/12/2000
> Live from Seattle http://members.xoom.com/bdharris
>
> Anti-Knuckleheadosity sez: "Bill Bradley for President"
>
> "How else am I to get you to treat me like a man of weight and
> substance unless I act as morally perturbed and angst-ridden as
> everyone else in this room?" -The Beast
>
> "This ain't no time when the usual is suitable" -Mos Def
>
I don't know...some of these had me rollin'
OT
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>
> The huddled masses gained the infinite wisdom of Dinkylover
>
> > fetishes...just MURDER.
> >
>
> horrible (as long as it's done on a bed or something). It's obvious the
> and stupid...
come on the woody woodpecker and the Snowmobile had me rolling
> >>22. Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls,
> >>repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
> >>32. The Snowmobile - When plugging a girl while she's on all
fours,reach
> >>around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
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