come on, none of you believe that zany shit...
all though unfortunately i do have to keep up the ruse for lil b...
this is his last year of getting to believe some fat alcoholic white germ having
bearded freak who might be a pedophile is bringing in his christmas haul for
him...
am i the only person jealous of that fat fucker getting credit for all of my dough???
no im just kidding, although lately the tooth fairy needs an ass whippin... the boy
has gone bucky beaver on us... :-)
anyway believers, wise the fuck up, and stop turning on all those goddamn christmas
lights wasting all of that middle eastern oil...
jesus wept...
supposedly... ;-)
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those who sit on the fence get hit with rocks from both sides...
bozak
I actually did buy me wife a book today I'd spotted a while ago. Other
than that I try to pretend tis not the season yet.
> come on, none of you believe that zany shit...
>
> all though unfortunately i do have to keep up the ruse for lil b...
Yeah, though if there was another excuse for munching peanuts and
nibbling on chocolate till the gifts come in, I guess we could pretty
much do without Baby Jesus' b-day.
> am i the only person jealous of that fat fucker getting credit for all of my dough???
You meant "my wife's dough". ;)
Luca
--
"Paying taxes is like going to the zoo. Admission is 20 bucks.
You can't walk in and say 'Here's 18.50. I don't like zebras.'"
- Jon Stewart
Where have all the posters gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the posters gone?
Long time ago.
Where have all the posters gone?
Gone to real life every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
I've gone over to the New England Patriots newsgroup. That is a real
team. Unlike the Cupcake Surrender Monkey 49ers who can't even beat
the She-chicks to get into the game where they could have played later
for the right to even be in the play offs.
i don't believe any of that zany shit, but i still like christmas a lot
anyway. partly because i think i like winter as a season more than most
people and it's one of the few times that (some) people are actually
excited about it being winter. but i've also (for the most part) had
pretty minimal stress and shit with family and friend around the
holidays, so my memories are all presents and good food and hanging out.
i've done zero xmas shopping, but my present buying is usually pretty
minimal (small stuff for my immediate family) so i'm not really worried.
i'll get it all done some night after work this week.
haven't bought any gifts yet, but will get a few little things for the
kids just because..xmas dinner with family but other than that you can
call me ebeneezer
I think it should only be every 4 years like the olympics...
brilliant idea
And different cities should take turns hosting it, too.
"Christmas 2012 - Dublin"
"Nah, I'm not watching that this year..."
I celebrate the only scientific holiday -- the winter solstice. Yes
ladies and gentlemen, it looks like the sun will most likely be
returning again this year.
It feels funny in SoCal or Central Florida, but midwinter festivals
are probably pretty important to keep people's morale up and prevent
them from murdering each other or killing themselves.
And buying stuff, well, we all know how important it is to keep the
terrorists from winning.
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SDF
All the right people agree with me.