Re: Dear alt.slack History Expert
Rob Cypher
>On Dec 14, 9:33�am, "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
><revsusiethefloo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Dec 14, 9:28�am, RastaBillyBob <rastabilly...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> > On Dec 14, 7:35�am, "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
>>
>> > <revsusiethefloo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > Has alt.slack ever been trolled by someone who has really *done*
>> > > anything? I mean, has there ever been a creative genius who set aside
>> > > his palette or microscope or dissertation to stir up some shit, even
>> > > if only long enough to toss off some vitriolic bon mot and an evil
>> > > laugh? I'd like to know. Without exception, every single shit-
>> > > disturbing asswipe presents himself as all hat and no cattle,
>> > > blathering on about things they've done--dazzling musical
>> > > performances, brilliantly incisive writing, blahblahblah.... And when
>> > > there's actually something there, either it's the most execrable,
>> > > poorly realized masturbatory swill, or else it's something that
>> > > they've simply stolen it and put their names on.
>>
>> > > Am I wrong? Please tell me I'm wrong. Hell, I'd be open to any sort of
>> > > creative endeavour here--writing, art, music, science...hell,
>> > > ANYTHING--? All we seem to get is bupkis.
>>
>> > > You know, that's got to be their problem. Maybe there's a solution--
>> > > maybe if we can find these idiots something to do with their hands, if
>> > > they can be made to really create a little something or other--hey,
>> > > even 'tards can weave baskets! Perhaps if they actually did something
>> > > small, they might start feeling a little self-esteem and really start
>> > > DOING something worthwhile, besides trolling newsgroups full of self-
>> > > proclaimed weirdos in a pitiably lame attempt to give themselves the
>> > > dubious feeling that they really exist and/or matter.
>>
>> > > What could they be trained to do?
>> > > .
>>
>> > We can't wait for someone fully-formed to arrive and exhibit. That
>> > way, we get only wounded wannabe's who are damaged goods, and we're
>> > their next-to-last stop before a long walk on a short pier. Rather, I
>> > feel sure, there are hidden talents and accomplishments amongst the
>> > bent-but-not-broken alt.slackers, SubGenii have been characterized as
>> > shy extroverts; we want to brag about what we've done, but that would
>> > leave us vulnerable to ridicule or worse - it could lead to stalking
>> > from the the kookbots. So the default is "Act like a dumbshit, and
>> > they'll treat you as an equal".
>>
>> > It's obvious, we have some truly dangerous satirical poets around
>> > here. Skull has revealed that he knows about military ordinance, and
>> > structural steel. If I recall correctly, Artemia Salina knows about
>> > metallurgy. Computer programmers and techies abound. Tater's buddy
>> > invented a multi-stringed instrument. These accomplishments may have
>> > little or nothing to do with one's ability to swim and thrive in the
>> > alt.slack ooze. �But it gives us a grounding in the 3-D world, that
>> > may be the difference in Stang staring at microbiologites, and Janor
>> > living in a cardboard box. The difference in Tater posing Mensa math
>> > quizzes, and J'Lahn expecting us to genuflect and declare him the Mess-
>> > iah. The difference in Archie's invisible music, and Just John's
>> > downloadable and listenable proof-of-talent. I could go on...and on;
>> > it's what I do, all day long, is have conversations in my head with
>> > people who can't listen. My accomplishment is, that I refrain from
>> > laying it all on you folks. And I shovel snow between slack sessions.
>>
>> > I hope to see alt.slack flooded with posts about things that people
>> > actually do; slackers, their friends and neighbours, people we happen
>> > to know about. Let's not leave any room for random access hungry
>> > ghosts, because we can't feed them what they crave anyway.
>>
>> RastaBillyBob, I respect the way you wrest your slack from the land.
>> You're our John Galt with a SubGenius mindset. But no, I'm not
>> addressing the amazingly vast creativity of SubGeniuses at large--we
>> already did a long thread about that. This is all about the cranks and
>> nutcases who fling themselves at our windshields demanding attention,
>> and of how undeserving they are of it.- Hide quoted text -
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>None of us deserve anything... and we won't get anything unless we
>take it to some degree. the nature of getting attenion means you need
>to go out there and risk making an ass of yourself. everyone of us
>who has ever tried to create something new and different, or even just
>create something that is a new interpertation of something old knows
>that sometimes things go terribly wrong. people may think your a
>hack, that your untallented, derivative, unrefined or what have you.
>it takes persistance and years of struggle... and even that doesn't
>gaurantee positive attention. to develope your own voice or even to
>figure out what metaphorical language you want to speak in is a long
>hoe to row.
>
>unfortunately a number of folks on this group realize that they can
>just act like fuckwits and everyone will hate them (not empowering
>subgenii hate i speak of so often, but the stupid pink kind). Even
>though everyone hates them, they can say to themselves "at least it's
>everyone taking the time to recognize me."
>
>as can be seen since the great silencing of a few weeks back; when
>these cretins are deprived of that negative attention they crave so
>badly, they become desperate and try to be as horrible as they can
>be. This is instead of going back and thinking about how to make what
>they do better. they know how hard it is to be good, it takes not
>just extrodinairy effort but time, imagination, practice and a thick
>skin. all it takes to be an irriataning scumbag is desperation and
>the will to follow their pathetic urge to be shitty intentionally.
>
>the trolls on this board are the type who instead of infusing
>themselves with positive mutations to be more capable and apealing
>yeti, instead choose to wollow in their own fetid similacrum of lives
>and complain that the problem is with those who do not like the stink
>of their shit. the digital equivilent to being mad at a cute girl for
>not offering your 5000lb unwhiped ass a pity fuck for being such a
>worthless stain on the whole of creation.
>
>their presence dosn't JUST make them look like jerks, it makes anyone
>who is a truely seeking seeker of little experiance seem like a
>fuckwit too just because their young and stupid (a point i openly
>recognize about myself). they tire those elders who would normally be
>willing to begrudgingly tollerate the larval subgenii in their
>pathetic attempts to fist their own DNA into something more useful...
>if not for the fact that they have been being assaled by a legion of
>two assed quadapaligic poodle worms. They arn't even tollerable
>enough to be called bobbies, they are THINGS without thingyness,
>aetheral nothings who's only semblace of strength comes from the fact
>that they are ghosts of intagable mist. they can only be by not
>truely existing.
>
>my hope is that they wake up one day. truely detach from the machine
>and figure out that their is a body and mind behind the incoherent
>voice that they use to violate whoever they can oozo over with their
>greezy ectoplasm.
>
>Stang was right, it's not a good sign for any of us.
Bitch, you sound weak as hell!!!!! Get that shit the fuck outta here, ho!!!!!
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I am resolve in my opinions until they change. besides, i'm a slut...
not a ho, but thank you ;)
Rob Cypher
wrote:
>On Dec 14, 8:35�am, "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
>Nothing. They lack the nessecary basic mental and social skills needed
>to do anything more but live in their mother's basements and mooch.
And how is you livin, ho?
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Tater Gumfries
> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 07:43:22 -0800 (PST), High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces <kvanh...@gmail.com>
> >Nothing. They lack the nessecary basic mental and social skills needed
> >to do anything more but live in their mother's basements and mooch.
>
> And how is you livin, ho?
Sounds like you're lookin for justification.
Get a job, Rob. It'll do you some good.
And try listenin to some real music for a change
http://kernsholler.net/Sounds/ImSoLonesomeICouldCry.mp3
http://kernsholler.net/Sounds/OnTopOfOldSmokeyNoIntro.mp3
Tater
High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces
> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 07:43:22 -0800 (PST), High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces <kvanh...@gmail.com>
In a 3 story house in rural Virginia with my S.O., 3 cats, and a
decent paying job in the legal industry.
And Yourself? Are you still shitting in a bucket in your mothers
basement?
Tater Gumfries
You know, might be the white man has beat him down. That might be why
he ain't parlayed his TV fame into some real money. Maybe he could get
adopted and become the next balloon boy.
Tater
Rob Cypher
Yeah, sounds good baby. You got some tits?
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Rob Cypher
Ha ha I've already been through the mommy's basement jokes so anything
you say at this point will be turned back into your face like a bullet
blasting through your tiny cranium. Try to fuck with this nigga.
Pisces
It is amazing how you make a racial sterotype of yourself. You become
what they wanted. You doom yourself to failure. Fascinating. Keep it
up and give them more of what they want. They have made you a puppet,
you say what they want you to say.
Yet you will never understand it. They CREATED "thug", They INVENTED
"street" as a way to control you.
Rob Cypher
No one wanted me in the first place. I had to make my presense known so I
could inform other people about where the retarded bullshit was 24/7.
Tater Gumfries
> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:09:14 -0800 (PST), Pisces <priestesspis...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Try to fuck with this nigga.
> >> --
>
> >It is amazing how you make a racial sterotype of yourself. You become
> >what they wanted. You doom yourself to failure. Fascinating. Keep it
> >up and give them more of what they want. They have made you a puppet,
> >you say what they want you to say.
>
> >Yet you will never understand it. They CREATED "thug", They INVENTED
> >"street" as a way to control you.
>
> No one wanted me in the first place.
Might be. They's a lot of folks that way. But damn it, you don't have
to stay down. It's the kind of excuse that some folks will accept, but
not Tater or Pisces.
> I had to make my presense known so I
> could inform other people about where the retarded bullshit was 24/7.
Havin confidence in yourself is a good first step. You seem to have
some of that, but maybe not for the right reasons. Drop the thug act
and do somethin real, Rob.
Tater
Rob Cypher
I survived your neocon capitalist wars, I can live forever.
Tater Gumfries
> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:41:02 -0800 (PST), Tater Gumfries <TaterGumfr...@usa.com> wrote:
> >On Dec 14, 2:27 pm, Rob Cypher <bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> >> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:09:14 -0800 (PST), Pisces <priestesspis...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> Try to fuck with this nigga.
> >> >> --
>
> >> >It is amazing how you make a racial sterotype of yourself. You become
> >> >what they wanted. You doom yourself to failure. Fascinating. Keep it
> >> >up and give them more of what they want. They have made you a puppet,
> >> >you say what they want you to say.
>
> >> >Yet you will never understand it. They CREATED "thug", They INVENTED
> >> >"street" as a way to control you.
>
> >> No one wanted me in the first place.
>
> >Might be. They's a lot of folks that way. But damn it, you don't have
> >to stay down. It's the kind of excuse that some folks will accept, but
> >not Tater or Pisces.
>
> >> I had to make my presense known so I
> >> could inform other people about where the retarded bullshit was 24/7.
>
> >Havin confidence in yourself is a good first step. You seem to have
> >some of that, but maybe not for the right reasons. Drop the thug act
> >and do somethin real, Rob.
>
> >Tater
>
> I survived your neocon capitalist wars, I can live forever.
Doin what?
Tater
High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces
> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:41:02 -0800 (PST), Tater Gumfries <TaterGumfr...@usa.com> wrote:
> >On Dec 14, 2:27 pm, Rob Cypher <bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> >> On Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:09:14 -0800 (PST), Pisces <priestesspis...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> Try to fuck with this nigga.
> >> >> --
>
> >> >It is amazing how you make a racial sterotype of yourself. You become
> >> >what they wanted. You doom yourself to failure. Fascinating. Keep it
> >> >up and give them more of what they want. They have made you a puppet,
> >> >you say what they want you to say.
>
> >> >Yet you will never understand it. They CREATED "thug", They INVENTED
> >> >"street" as a way to control you.
>
> >> No one wanted me in the first place.
>
> >Might be. They's a lot of folks that way. But damn it, you don't have
> >to stay down. It's the kind of excuse that some folks will accept, but
> >not Tater or Pisces.
>
> >> I had to make my presense known so I
> >> could inform other people about where the retarded bullshit was 24/7.
>
> >Havin confidence in yourself is a good first step. You seem to have
> >some of that, but maybe not for the right reasons. Drop the thug act
> >and do somethin real, Rob.
>
> >Tater
>
> I survived your neocon capitalist wars, I can live forever.
> --
> Rob Cypher
Did you survive? You don't appear to have survived your birth. You are
nothing more than a zombie, shuffling away doing what they tell you.
Put on the thug programming again. Get real violent for them. Let them
have an excuse to toy with you. You are just a little dead mouse, and
the cat is having a ball with you.
Rob Cypher
wrote:
Ho ho ho. My dick should be in your mouth for such blasphemy.
Rev. Richard Skull
<kvanh...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> And Yourself? Are you still shitting in a bucket in your mothers
> basement?- Hide quoted text -
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He's still working his way to a bucket. He has only recently been able
to shit in his hands.