ONLY STUPID BROADS HATE EARLY 90s MUSIC (was: Re: Remember the early nineties?)
Rob Cypher aka "The Anti-Bob"
>On Feb 8, 11:01�am, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail...@foo.com>
>wrote:
>> Remember Andrew Dice Clay?
>>
>> Remember watching him and thinking "why is this idiot on television,
>> why are they making MOVIES about him, he's an idiot without a lick of
>> talent or anything resembling a sense of humor?"
>>
>> Remember listening to comedy routines like this
>>
>> ' You ever date a chick with a hunch-fucking-back? I did. I�m in a
>> grocery store with this chick, the security guards were all over her,
>> because they thought she was trying to smuggle a turkey under the back
>> of her fucking jacket. I had a hunch. I had a hunch they�d stop her
>> with that bad fucking back. They should have a telethon for
>> hunchbacks. That�s- that�s what I think. They bring �em out on a
>> string like a pack of camels. [mimics a hunchback walking] �Bump be
>> dump bump.� I think something could be done. Chip the fucking thing
>> off. You ever date a chick with buck-fucking-teeth and a
>> hunch-fucking-back? Huh? Oh, just trying to talk to a bucktooth
>> fucking chick is incredible. [Forces his mouth into an overbite] �Hey.
>> You want to go to a movie?� �Shut up stupid! Pop the cork on this
>> bottle.� And to make love to a chick with buck-fucking-teeth and a
>> hunch-fucking-back is a complete horror show. You�re in bed with them
>> and it�s like you�re on a seesaw. You know what I�m saying? They�re
>> like [forces his mouth into an overbite again] �Ugh, it feels so good.
>> It feels so good.� �Shut up!� '
>>
>> ' Lets say you're fuckin', lets say you're fuckin', I dunno, you're
>> fuckin' dog style right. Lets say you're fuckin' dog style, and the
>> chick gets pregnant. I mean, uhhhhh would the kid pop out backwards? I
>> dunno. I saw a girl walkin' around the street with a big hump on her
>> back and I said, "Eh, youz fuckin' dog style right?" '
>>
>> ' Fucking midgets. Where are all of them tonight? They're applauding
>> that there's no fucking midgets. Nobody cares. '
>>
>> I'M LAFFIN MY ASS OFF, LAFFIN MY ASS OFF! �The worst mouth-breathing
>> assholes you know were watching Andrew Dice Clay and thinking he's
>> just the funniest thing they've ever seen.
>>
>> Whatever did happen to Andrew Dice Clay, anyway? �I'm trying to think
>> of that movie he was just in, no, was that a TV show he was just
>> starring in?
>>
>> WAIT, OH NO, IT WASN'T, BECAUSE HE WAS NEVER FUCKING FUNNY, HE WAS
>> JUST A MOUTH-BREATHING SHOCK-APPEAL ASSHOLE. �SO HE HASN'T BEEN IN A
>> FUCKING THING SINCE 1991.
>>
>> God I love seeing time catch up with the inevitable. �That is my
>> greatest joy in life, my greatest joy in living.
>>
>> Hey purple, you should hook up with Andrew Dice Clay. �I bet you two
>> could do some great stuff together.
>>
>> He needs a job too.
>>
>> And geez, whatever happened to Billy Idol, ROCK GOD?
>>
>> --
>> Zapanaz
>> International Satanic Conspiracy
>> Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/
>> "When Life gives you lemons
>> � � �you blow those lemons to bits with your laser cannons!"
>> � � � � � � � - Brak
>>
>> :: Currently listening to Goneja, 2004, by Skinny Puppy, from "The Greater Wrong Of The Right"
>
>You , my freind are older than I. Not by too much of course, but
>older.
>I want you to understand one thing. I graduated high school in 1995.
>The culture (or lack thereof) that my generation was exposed to was
>utter fucking shit. Kevin Anderson was a bit late, his shit writing
>would have fit right in. So most of my musical and cultural tastes
>were influence more by my parents, who by chance liked good music and
>bad horror movies. Thusly here I am today.
>
>This really should be the tale of all of my graduating class and those
>around it. But no, that dipshit television and music totally fucked my
>peers. They have no humor, they are robots for the man. Take a look at
>how many in the CoSg are in my age group. There should be a hell of a
>lot more, but no. Those who escaped are either completely fucked up,
>massively lucky or both.
>
>Fuck Mr.Clay with a rubber Brick.
Wow, you hated the early nineties culture? You must've been white, because
the black side was poppin yo. Still is. Even then, white people had some
good shit back then...I liked Nirvana sometimes.
You must've been raised in a fucking attic or something like a science project.
I bet you were tortured in every grade of school you were in. No offense.
--
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