Chuck Narads Father has Hiney Sex with him
comp...@american.edu
Chuck Narads father has been molesting him since he was 7. That is why
he has such an anal personality. He eats meat, and he beats his fathers
meat every night. His mother would have stoped it but she turned into a
lesbian so she really didnt care.
Eric Lader
In article <4lu2uu$2...@paladin.american.edu> , comp...@american.edu
writes:
>Chuck Narads father has been molesting him since he was 7. That is why
>he has such an anal personality.
You are an idiot. Go find a tree and hit you head against it and see if
you hear rattling inside.
luv...@aloha.net
Not only that, comp...@american.edu is a coward - the name is an
anonymous address that returns your mail. There is always some arsehole
trying to foment trouble. Take it elsewhere jerk.
Buck
Eric Zadorecky
Did I miss something, or is this stupid message out of place ???
David L. Pelovitz
Eric Zadorecky (Im4T...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
: Did I miss something, or is this stupid message out of place ???
:
Let's consider.
1) the message is indeed stupid.
2) This is rec.music.gdead
Nope, sorry Eric. Everything seems to be in order.
MP - Net Talk's Alarmingly Puerile
David Pelovitz - d...@is4.nyu.edu
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Chuck Narad
obviously, there are some pretty sad individuals out in net land
who feel the need to post crap like this. and now with availablility
of the net, they think they are scoring some kind of points with
posts like this. hint to the poster: you are making yourself
look like a flaming idiot. sheesh.
move along, folks, nothing to see here...
c/
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Larry A. Fisher
It always amazes my how remaining anonymous brings out the butt-heads.
Why don't you take this kind of slime to the other slimey newsgroups that
thrive on this juvenile crap, and leave fishing alone. That assumes you
can read and did not stumble into this group.
Larry Fisher
lafi...@amoco.com
Jason O'Rourke
Chuck Narad <na...@nudibranch.asd.sgi.com> wrote:
>obviously, there are some pretty sad individuals out in net land
>who feel the need to post crap like this. and now with availablility
Been netcopping in other groups, Chuck?
Looks like some spammers out there really don't like you much.
First they impersonate you, then your associates.
Jason
April 27th, night dove McAbee out reef, Monterey. 22 minutes at 51 feet
(found weightbelt!)
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Crystal355
Who is this chuck narad and why is he hated so??
HW Skip Weldon.
>Who is this chuck narad and why is he hated so??
Chuck is OK and has good diving info.
For life of me, can't figure out where all this nonsense started.
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Roberta Hatch
cryst...@aol.com (Crystal355) writes:
>Who is this chuck narad and why is he hated so??
He's a scuba diver, that wears a sony walkman playing Grateful
Dead tunes while he's 50-feet down having "hiney sex" with his father
(as you might guess a fishing rod is involved too).
Tell me, Crystal355, why is it that I'm not surprised to see
that you're posting from AOL?
Followups...
Bobbi
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Jerry Jones Ng
picture homer saying it.
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> picture homer saying it.
>
> --xian
>
Or picture Homer whining, "how come I never get any hiney sex?"
OR ... picture Homer whining, "nobody told me =that's= what hiney sex is."
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Jim Powlesland wrote:
>
> In article <4mj8si$6...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>,> He's not. In fact, just the opposite.
>
> The only ones who hate him are ARA cowards who post this
> pornography and personal innuendo from behind anonymous mailers.
>
And maybe they don't hate him so much, maybe its just rhat they are
afraid to say how they really feel.
Jay Strauss
In <jeff-07059...@205.147.146.104> je...@tiedrich.com (jeff
tiedrich) writes:
>
>In article <xianDr...@netcom.com>, xi...@netcom.com (Jerry Jones
Ng) wrote:
>
>> picture homer saying it.
>>
>> --xian
>>
>
>Or picture Homer whining, "how come I never get any hiney sex?"
>
>OR ... picture Homer whining, "nobody told me =that's= what hiney sex
is."
>
> .tiedrich
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They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I can watch.
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Andrew C Robertson
Jerry Jones Ng wrote:
>
> picture homer saying it.
....just before writing "The Iliad".
drewbob
Karen Tyahla
07 May 1996 07:13:54, je...@tiedrich.com (jeff tiedrich) wrote:
|In article <xianDr...@netcom.com>, xi...@netcom.com (Jerry Jones Ng) wrote:
|
|> picture homer saying it.
|>
|> --xian
|>
|
|Or picture Homer whining, "how come I never get any hiney sex?"
|
|OR ... picture Homer whining, "nobody told me =that's= what hiney sex is."
Or Ned Flanders: "Hi-diddly-iney sex"
Karen
Chris
>
>The only ones who hate him are ARA cowards who post this
>pornography and personal innuendo from behind anonymous mailers.
The vending machine company?
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: |Or picture Homer whining, "how come I never get any hiney sex?"
: |
: |OR ... picture Homer whining, "nobody told me =that's= what hiney sex is."
: Or Ned Flanders: "Hi-diddly-iney sex"
: Karen
Bart: "Aye Carumba! Hiney Sex!"
Lisa: "Eeeeew! Hiney Sex!"
Marge: "He He He! Oh My!" (In that chuckle/voice)
Brian
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On 11 May 1996, Brian Watkins wrote:
> : |Or picture Homer whining, "how come I never get any hiney sex?"
> : |
> : |OR ... picture Homer whining, "nobody told me =that's= what hiney sex is."
>
>
> : Or Ned Flanders: "Hi-diddly-iney sex"
>
> : Karen
>
> Bart: "Aye Carumba! Hiney Sex!"
>
> Lisa: "Eeeeew! Hiney Sex!"
>
> Marge: "He He He! Oh My!" (In that chuckle/voice)
>
> Brian
Moe (with the phone is his hand): I need Hi Nee Sex. Come on guys, can
anyone give me Hi Nee Sex? Oh! I'm gonna
get you, whoever you are!!
Mr. Burns: Hiney Sex, Smithers! It's the answer to all of our problems.
Smithers : But Sir, do you know what you're saying?
Mr. Burns: Never _mind_ what I'm saying, just get me some, immediately!!
Smithers gets a bit light-headed at the prospect.
ODC: I can't think of a song with a refernce to Hiney Sex...can you?
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Ted
In article
<Pine.SV4.3.91.960511...@uhunix2.its.Hawaii.Edu>,
Kimberly Dewey <kde...@hawaii.edu> wrote:
I cant think of a Dead song, but I have some friends in a band called King
Cotton that do one.... its called Black Hiney.
Ted
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In <Pine.SV4.3.91.960511...@uhunix2.its.Hawaii.Edu>
Kimberly Dewey <kde...@hawaii.edu> writes:
>
>ODC: I can't think of a song with a refernce to Hiney Sex...can you?
: Here's the ODC:
Just a song of Gomorrah
I wonder what they did there
Must have been a bad thing
to get shot down for.
For non-Dead, try on Zappa's "Dong Work for Yuda," "Bobby Brown,"
etc. etc. And who could forget Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax"?
There are others.
Freddy Sall
Married Proudly, Now Trying A Penetration
jeff tiedrich
In article <4n5s9e$k...@dfw-ixnews8.ix.netcom.com>,
fs...@ix.netcom.com(Frederick Sall) wrote:
Supposedly, the "take it like a man" lyric in Steely Dan's "Ricki Don't
Lose That Number" is a reference to ... mmmmmmmm .... hiney sex!
.tiedrich
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Kimberly Dewey
On Mon, 13 May 1996, Arthur Mariano wrote:
> Hey kids, take this to a chat room. I really hope that you're not a
> university student. i don't think U. of Hawaii has such low
> standards. Prof. Arthur J. Mariano
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Actually, I'm one of the smart ones.
So to answer your implied question, yes, the standards _are_ pretty low.
Oops, gotta go, time for recess, and I want to get one of the swings
shaped like a dinosaur. Those always fill up fast.
Rob Linxweiler
In article <Pine.SV4.3.91.960511...@uhunix2.its.hawaii.edu>,
Kimberly Dewey <kde...@hawaii.edu> wrote:
>On 11 May 1996, Brian Watkins wrote:
>
>> : |Or picture Homer whining, "how come I never get any hiney sex?"
>> : |
>> : |OR ... picture Homer whining, "nobody told me =that's= what hiney sex is."
>>
>>
>> : Or Ned Flanders: "Hi-diddly-iney sex"
>>
>> : Karen
>>
>> Bart: "Aye Carumba! Hiney Sex!"
>>
>> Lisa: "Eeeeew! Hiney Sex!"
>>
>> Marge: "He He He! Oh My!" (In that chuckle/voice)
>>
>> Brian
>
>Moe (with the phone is his hand): I need Hi Nee Sex. Come on guys, can
> anyone give me Hi Nee Sex? Oh! I'm gonna
> get you, whoever you are!!
>
>
>Mr. Burns: Hiney Sex, Smithers! It's the answer to all of our problems.
>Smithers : But Sir, do you know what you're saying?
>Mr. Burns: Never _mind_ what I'm saying, just get me some, immediately!!
>Smithers gets a bit light-headed at the prospect.
>
Kirk : What do you make of it, Spock? An entire *culture* based on
(dramatic pause) *hiney* sex??
Spock: Fascinating...
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Adrian Spidle
Chris Forshay wrote:
>
> On 11 May 1996, Brian Watkins wrote:
>
>
> promised, "i'll take it like a man".....
I always thought this song was about physical fitness but in case you
folks can find an alternate interpretation...
Every man wants to be a macho macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Work up to the hilltop, muscles grow
You can best believe me
He's a macho man
Glad he took you down any way you can
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Macho Macho Man
I want to be
A Macho Man
jeff tiedrich
In article <4nbeb0$2...@agate.berkeley.edu>, Chris Forshay
<FOR...@ceb.ucop.edu> wrote:
> On 11 May 1996, Brian Watkins wrote:
>
> | ODC: I can't think of a song with a refernce to Hiney Sex...can you?
>
> well, it's not a dead song, but on the early 80's hit "mickey", toni basil
> promised, "i'll take it like a man".....
Really? Do you have her phone number?
Chris Forshay
Jeff Perry
I usually tell flamers to post their comments at this address but this
definately has found a new home here with this thread.
Not for the squeamish.
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html
"Some things are common sense, like the peanut butter jar belongs in the
kitchen cupboard, not..." -J. Johnson
legs crossed tightly-Jeff
Chris Forshay
in digest #501, je...@tiedrich.com (jeff tiedrich) posted:
|In article <4nbeb0$2...@agate.berkeley.edu>, Chris Forshay
|<FOR...@ceb.ucop.edu> wrote:
|
|> well, it's not a dead song, but on the early 80's hit "mickey", toni
basil
|> promised, "i'll take it like a man".....
|
|Really? Do you have her phone number?
nah, that damn rikki lost it.....
Ergot
In article <4ndqth$7...@agate.berkeley.edu>,
Chris Forshay <FOR...@ceb.ucop.edu> wrote:
>
>in digest #501, je...@tiedrich.com (jeff tiedrich) posted:
>
>|In article <4nbeb0$2...@agate.berkeley.edu>, Chris Forshay
>|<FOR...@ceb.ucop.edu> wrote:
>|
>|> well, it's not a dead song, but on the early 80's hit "mickey", toni
>basil
>|> promised, "i'll take it like a man".....
>|
>|Really? Do you have her phone number?
>
>nah, that damn rikki lost it.....
but nikki left her number on the stairs, it said "thank you for a funky
time....call me up whenever you wanna grind..."
Joe Bento
je...@tiedrich.com (jeff tiedrich) wrote:
>In article <4nbeb0$2...@agate.berkeley.edu>, Chris Forshay
><FOR...@ceb.ucop.edu> wrote:
>
>> On 11 May 1996, Brian Watkins wrote:
>>
>> | ODC: I can't think of a song with a refernce to Hiney Sex...can you?
>>
>> well, it's not a dead song, but on the early 80's hit "mickey", toni basil
>> promised, "i'll take it like a man".....
>
>Really? Do you have her phone number?
>
Jeff, you can always call Jenny at 867-5309. :)
-Joe
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Chris Forshay
On 11 May 1996, Brian Watkins wrote:
| ODC: I can't think of a song with a refernce to Hiney Sex...can you?
let's not forget that lovely song from the sound of music. you all know
it--come on! let's sing it together: "anal vice, anal vice....."
what's that? oh, dear. that's very different. never mind....
btw, prof. drewbob will be along shortly to discuss hiney sex references in
gregorian chants....
Matthew John Crichley
un...@ix.netcom.com(FINBAR B BURKE) wrote:
>In <podonne1-110...@ara13.beardsley.swarthmore.edu>
>podo...@cc.swarthmore.edu (Anne O'Donnell) writes:
>>
>>It's time for a vote!!! Everyone write down their favorite GD albums
>>(concert tapes not included) and we'll have to make a list!
>'till be interesting to see if any (many?) arguments arise from this
>thread . . .
...I give my vote to From the Mars Hotel ....It's got all the
favorites, Scarlet, Ship of Fools, US Blues, and Bobby even throws in
Money, Money !!! -> ever notice how there's one really bad tune on
every studio album since Wake of the Flood??? -> MATT C
Kimberly Dewey
You forgot the OHSC (Obligatory Hiney Sex Content)
Derrick Hussey
On 11 May 1996, Brian Watkins wrote:
| ODC: I can't think of a song with a refernce to Hiney Sex...can you?
FOTD
Mike Stillman
On 11 May 1996, Brian Watkins wrote:
| ODC: I can't think of a song with a refernce to Hiney Sex...can you?
How about "we high-tailed it down to Mexico?" (hiney con salsa)
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In article <4nifn0$e...@agate.berkeley.edu>,
Derrick Hussey <hus...@routledge.com> wrote:
> On 11 May 1996, Brian Watkins wrote:
>
> | ODC: I can't think of a song with a refernce to Hiney Sex...can you?
>
I think this one is the winner.
Congratulations, Derrick!!
Derrick Hussey
big Jeffreed in my you-know-what..
FOTD
Mike
>hey, watch your language! this a family group, after all. I
>like to think we're one, big, happy, dysfunctional family.
>
>chuck/
>p.s. we're all coming to your house for thanksgiving...
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Uh-uh Chuck... It was *my* house last year... just because *you* missed it...
Its YOUR house this time ;)
mike
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Chuck Narad
In article <4nt60l$7...@agate.berkeley.edu>, hus...@routledge.com writes:
>
> WOW! I never win anything! This is great! As long as the prize isnt a
> big Jeffreed in my you-know-what..
hey, watch your language! this a family group, after all. I
like to think we're one, big, happy, dysfunctional family.
chuck/
p.s. we're all coming to your house for thanksgiving...
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