Did Jerry prefer Hostess or Drake's?
ArcherGuy
So what was it? Twinkies or Ring Dings?
LukieLupie
>>So what was it? Twinkies or Ring Dings?
DONUTS!!!!
ArcherGuy
In article <4nakp7$2...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, lukie...@aol.com
(LukieLupie) wrote:
> >>So what was it? Twinkies or Ring Dings?
>
> DONUTS!!!
But were they the little chocolate donuts, the powdered-sugar kind, or jelly?
Kimberly Dewey
On 14 May 1996, ArcherGuy wrote:
> So what was it? Twinkies or Ring Dings?
>
Well, I don't know, but someone told me something scary the other day.
She said: Twinkies are never actually baked. They dry or set-up in some
kind of scary chemical reaction, then are air-brushed a golden brown.
Hope she didn't make that up. Now I'll probably get sued. Did anyone
else read about those grad students (maybe MIT?? not sure where) who had a
web page up documenting their experiments on Twinkies (tm)? What happens
when you microwave a twinkie, what happens when you drop one off a
building, burn it, freeze it, dip it in Hydrochloric acid, okay I'm only
guessing, but stuff like that. Hostess found out about it and they were
forced to pull the page.
ODC: We can share the Twinkies, we can share da kine.
We can eat the cream out of yours 'cause we done ate all of mine.
Now I stole a Ho Ho from a girl of just 14
And got a damned good case of the Hostess Twinkies blues, yeah.
He took my Hostess Twinkie and he vanished in thin air.
The package was dusty but the Twinkie was clean.
Hmmmm...Twinkies.
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Kimberly Dewey I've got a air-brushed Hostess Twinkie, honey,
kde...@hawaii.edu You oughta watch it go...
Benjamin Reynolds
Oh, come now, friends. We all know that Jerry didn't eat any junk food.
Frederick Sall
In Digest #497, Kimberly Dewey <kde...@hawaii.edu> wrote:
On 14 May 1996, ArcherGuy wrote:
| So what was it? Twinkies or Ring Dings?
|
SNIP
KD: ODC: We can share the Twinkies, we can share da kine.
We can eat the cream out of yours 'cause we done ate all of mine.
Now I stole a Ho Ho from a girl of just 14
And got a damned good case of the Hostess Twinkies blues, yeah.
He took my Hostess Twinkie and he vanished in thin air.
The package was dusty but the Twinkie was clean.
Hmmmm...Twinkies.
And let's not forget:
To the tune of "Little Sadie":
Went out last night
To take a look around
Got a box of Little Debbies
And I scarfed 'em down.
And FOTD: Set out munchin'
Like I got no time
Friend of the Devil Dog
is a friend of mine.
Althea: I told Althea I was feeling munched
And was headed in a 7-11 direction
Althea told me upon scrutiny
The junk food there might need protection.
China Doll: I would not condemn you
Nor yet would I deny
I am really in the mood for
RC Cola and sweet potato pie.
Franklin's Tower:
In another time's forgotten space
Coffee Cake Jr.'s disappeared into my face.
It Must Have Been the Roses:
I don't know
it must have been the Twinkies
The Twinkies, or the Ring-Dings
in my beard's white hair
I don't know
maybe it was the Ho Hos
All I know is
If I'm hungry later, them crumbs will still be there.
Kimberly Dewey
On 15 May 1996, Frederick Sall wrote:
>
> It Must Have Been the Roses:
>
> I don't know
> it must have been the Twinkies
> The Twinkies, or the Ring-Dings
> in my beard's white hair
> I don't know
> maybe it was the Ho Hos
> All I know is
> If I'm hungry later, them crumbs will still be there.
>
>
I think this one takes the cake (groan).
My housemate calls those little, tiny, under the lip pieces of beard (a
la grunge musicians) a "flavor saver"
Ted Fortner
Believe it or don't:
Although Twinkies have more chemicals in them than all the Dow, 3M, and
DuPont plants combined, they don't have the shelf life of gravel...their
shelf life is...
4 DAYS!!!!
That's right...if they're not sold w/in 4 days of hitting the
shelves...they're thrown away.
Just my 0.02
Stay cool,
--Ted
Woz...@netdepot.com
Michell102
he used to like those Mickey's cupcakes that you could get at 7-11
JB
When in Philly Jerry's choice was Tastykake !!
--
Take Care,
John B.
Michael Stone
Ted Fortner (Woz...@netdepot.com) wrote:
: Believe it or don't:
: Although Twinkies have more chemicals in them than all the Dow, 3M, and
: DuPont plants combined, they don't have the shelf life of gravel...their
: shelf life is...
: 4 DAYS!!!!
: That's right...if they're not sold w/in 4 days of hitting the
: shelves...they're thrown away.
You forgot every Twinkie is aged in its package for 12 years before it hits
the shelf of your local 7-11.
Seriously, yesterday I got a jar of tartar sauce which read
"Use By Nov 1896."
Polyhymnia
In article <Wozniac-1905...@thebe03.netdepot.com>,
Woz...@netdepot.com (Ted Fortner) writes:
>their
>shelf life is...
>
>4 DAYS!!!!
>
>
My tour diary had a twinkie smashed into it 11 years ago. It is still
there. It still looks
like a twinkie. It didn't mold(even in the back of a van in the summer).
It is still yellow and white but it has lost softness. Yechhh! I keep it
as a reminder of why I now don' eat such things.
polyh...@aol.com
(Jennifer Hannon)
ArcherGuy
In article <4nq58g$p...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, polyh...@aol.com
(Polyhymnia) wrote:
> My tour diary had a twinkie smashed into it 11 years ago. It is still
> there. It still looks
> like a twinkie. It didn't mold(even in the back of a van in the summer).
> It is still yellow and white but it has lost softness. Yechhh! I keep it
> as a reminder of why I now don' eat such things.
>
> polyh...@aol.com
> (Jennifer Hannon)
Why not? For in the Twinkie lies the secret of eternal life.
Adrian Spidle
ArcherGuy wrote:
> (Polyhymnia) wrote:
<snip description of 11 year old Twinkie>
> > It is still yellow and white but it has lost softness. Yechhh! I keep it
> > as a reminder of why I now don' eat such things.
>
> Why not? For in the Twinkie lies the secret of eternal life.
Or at least think of all the money you can save on embalming.
schn...@rfweston.com
> fmil...@swarthmore.edu (ArcherGuy) writes:
> In article <4nq58g$p...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, polyh...@aol.com
> (Polyhymnia) wrote:
>
>
> > My tour diary had a twinkie smashed into it 11 years ago. It is still
> > there. It still looks
> > like a twinkie. It didn't mold(even in the back of a van in the summer).
> > as a reminder of why I now don' eat such things.
> >
> > (Jennifer Hannon)
>
> Why not? For in the Twinkie lies the secret of eternal life.
>
>>>>
Any DeadHead from the Philadelphia area knows Jerry was
a big fan of the TastyKake Krimpet......
Bill
ArcherGuy
> ArcherGuy;
> Any DeadHead from the Philadelphia area knows Jerry was
> a big fan of the TastyKake Krimpet......
>
> Bill
But I'm originally a Noo Yawka :)
Frank
fo...@voicenet.com
From: schn...@rfweston.com
Subject: Re: Did Jerry prefer Hostess or Drake's?
Date: 21 May 1996 18:50:00 GMT
| fmil...@swarthmore.edu (ArcherGuy) writes:
| In article <4nq58g$p...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, polyh...@aol.com
| (Polyhymnia) wrote:
|
|
| > My tour diary had a twinkie smashed into it 11 years ago. It is still
| > there. It still looks
| > like a twinkie. It didn't mold(even in the back of a van in the summer).
| > It is still yellow and white but it has lost softness. Yechhh! I keep it
| > as a reminder of why I now don' eat such things.
| >
| > polyh...@aol.com
| > (Jennifer Hannon)
|
| Why not? For in the Twinkie lies the secret of eternal life.
|
|>>>
ArcherGuy;
Any DeadHead from the Philadelphia area knows Jerry was
a big fan of the TastyKake Krimpet......
Sure, him and Gene hart would be suckin down, Butterscocth krimpets and the
olde three pack of chocolate cupcakes, I heard of him once sayeing to gene,
Hey man, why does the icing always stick to the wrapper, shit gets stuck
in my beard when i lick it off , gene says, thats half the fun jerry,
jerry says," I know",
he shoots, he scores, for a case of tastykake
evan
DWolfinger
Jerry's philosophy on food: why eat it if there's no creamy icing in
the middle?
Dario Wolfish
I would guess Hostess since we don't have Drakes in the Bay Area.
[Devil Dogs, the official muchie of stoners after a show at the
Fillmore East. :) ]