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Lee Gold

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Jun 29, 2009, 11:54:56 PM6/29/09
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After seeing yet another Susan B song, I find myself wondering if anyone
has written a Susan Calvin song to that tune.

--Lee

Anony Mouse

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Jun 30, 2009, 8:27:17 AM6/30/09
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(Based on Isaac Asimov's short story, "Evidence.")
Oh, Susan C,
That robot has been mean to me!
He's running for mayor now,
But he's not a man!
He stays up all night,
And he don't have civil rights!
Prove he's a robot, please?
Do what you can!

Sorry, darling Francis, but a robot can't be bad.
The Three Laws of Robotics means he's not a total cad.
And if he isn't human, well, don't let that make you sad.
For he's still the best man in the race who's running!

Lee Gold

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Jun 30, 2009, 1:16:12 PM6/30/09
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Thanks. I like it.

--Lee

sffilk

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Jun 30, 2009, 7:46:21 PM6/30/09
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"Anony Mouse" <who.m...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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BRAVO!!!!


Joe Kesselman

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Jun 30, 2009, 8:05:28 PM6/30/09
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Anony Mouse wrote:
> (Based on Isaac Asimov's short story, "Evidence.")
> Oh, Susan C,
> That robot has been mean to me!

Hey nonny, nony Mouse -- well done. Now if we can just generate verses
for some of the other stories, so it's a bit more than showstopper length...

(I forgot to ask, but I strongly suspect that Bill Roper wrote "My
Husband Is A Filker" purely as a way to use up some of the one-verse
wonders he had lying around.)

Anony Mouse

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Jul 1, 2009, 7:55:40 AM7/1/09
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On Jun 30, 8:05 pm, Joe Kesselman <keshlam.cat.nos...@verizon.net>
wrote:

> Anony Mouse wrote:
> > (Based on Isaac Asimov's short story, "Evidence.")
> > Oh, Susan C,
> > That robot has been mean to me!
>
> Hey nonny, nony Mouse -- well done. Now if we can just generate verses
> for some of the other stories, so it's a bit more than showstopper length...

I thought about filking the Susan Calvin of the movie, instead of the
short stories, and realized I didn't have nearly as much sympathy for
the movie setting as I did for Asimov's original. Don't get me wrong--
taken by itself, it was a good flick, but I had to think about it as a
non-Asimov story that swiped three details from his robots (Three
Laws, US Robotics, and Susan Calvin's name, if not her character).

Rich Brown

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Jul 1, 2009, 9:24:57 AM7/1/09
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On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:54:56 -0700, Lee Gold wrote:
> After seeing yet another Susan B song, I find myself wondering if anyone
> has written a Susan Calvin song to that tune.

Susan Calvin, eh? Time for a repost.
http://freemars.org/filk/robot.html

(source tune: http://www.freemars.org/lavender/Songs/google.html)

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Sean Cleary

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Jul 3, 2009, 2:46:07 PM7/3/09
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On Jul 1, 5:38 pm, Gary McGath <garym@_MYLASTNAME_.com> wrote:
> In article <cOOdnXiBwb80_tbXnZ2dnUVZ_qqdn...@posted.visi>,

>  Rich Brown <rab...@freemars.org> wrote:
>
> > Susan Calvin, eh?  Time for a repost.
> >http://freemars.org/filk/robot.html
>
> > (source tune:http://www.freemars.org/lavender/Songs/google.html)
>
> On that page, you wrote: "I can't find any place where the good Doctor
> said where the United States Robot and Mechanical Man factory is
> located, but I do know that the modem manufacturer U.S. Robotics (now a
> part of 3-Com) was located in Skokie."
>
> iRobot is headquartered in Bedford, Mass., and you can get a good view
> of their main building while going north on Route 3.
>
> (I almost left out the word "while"; getting a view of the iRobot main
> building going north on Route 3 could be a bit in a near-future SF
> novel.)
>
>
> Gary McGath                      http://www.mcgath.com
> Individual rights are an "abstract legal theory."

Susan.
Tired reaction.
Susie of Calvin and Hobbs? Does she need/get a song? Susan Calvin in
her youth? Oh wondrously strange.
Sean

John from Detroit

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Jul 5, 2009, 9:17:20 AM7/5/09
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Anony Mouse wrote:

> Sorry, darling Francis, but a robot can't be bad.
> The Three Laws of Robotics means he's not a total cad.
> And if he isn't human, well, don't let that make you sad.
> For he's still the best man in the race who's running!
>

I've seen many science fiction stories where a robot replaced a
politician...... And in one of them it was not a good thing.

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