--Lee
(Based on Isaac Asimov's short story, "Evidence.")
Oh, Susan C,
That robot has been mean to me!
He's running for mayor now,
But he's not a man!
He stays up all night,
And he don't have civil rights!
Prove he's a robot, please?
Do what you can!
Sorry, darling Francis, but a robot can't be bad.
The Three Laws of Robotics means he's not a total cad.
And if he isn't human, well, don't let that make you sad.
For he's still the best man in the race who's running!
--Lee
BRAVO!!!!
Hey nonny, nony Mouse -- well done. Now if we can just generate verses
for some of the other stories, so it's a bit more than showstopper length...
(I forgot to ask, but I strongly suspect that Bill Roper wrote "My
Husband Is A Filker" purely as a way to use up some of the one-verse
wonders he had lying around.)
I thought about filking the Susan Calvin of the movie, instead of the
short stories, and realized I didn't have nearly as much sympathy for
the movie setting as I did for Asimov's original. Don't get me wrong--
taken by itself, it was a good flick, but I had to think about it as a
non-Asimov story that swiped three details from his robots (Three
Laws, US Robotics, and Susan Calvin's name, if not her character).
Susan Calvin, eh? Time for a repost.
http://freemars.org/filk/robot.html
(source tune: http://www.freemars.org/lavender/Songs/google.html)
Susan.
Tired reaction.
Susie of Calvin and Hobbs? Does she need/get a song? Susan Calvin in
her youth? Oh wondrously strange.
Sean
> Sorry, darling Francis, but a robot can't be bad.
> The Three Laws of Robotics means he's not a total cad.
> And if he isn't human, well, don't let that make you sad.
> For he's still the best man in the race who's running!
>
I've seen many science fiction stories where a robot replaced a
politician...... And in one of them it was not a good thing.