New filk: Ignore Him

[Arthur T.]

Fortunately, this is based on a misheard line of song rather
than recent Usenet activity.

Title: Ignore Him
ttto: Adeste Fideles

This new newsgroup poster
Is bent on destruction
His posts are contentious
His questions divide

Use your killfile
Don't let him derail this thread

So I say to ignore him
It's true we must ignore him
Please say that you'll ignore him
'Cause he's a troll

He questions our tenets
Never flames or curses
But somehow he causes fights
And bad feelings here

You killfile spammers
And you killfile flamers

So I say to ignore him
It's true we must ignore him
Please say that you'll ignore him
Don't feed the trolls

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[Joe Kesselman]

Gary McGath wrote:
> Now we need something TTTO "Deck the Halls," about the old woman who
> disrupts newsgroups at Christmas time: Carol, the ancient Yuletide troll.

What kind of decking does one use on halls? Redwood, or one of the new
artificial types?

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[Rob Wynne]

Joe Kesselman <keshlam.c...@verizon.net> wrote:
> Gary McGath wrote:
>> Now we need something TTTO "Deck the Halls," about the old woman who
>> disrupts newsgroups at Christmas time: Carol, the ancient Yuletide troll.
>
> What kind of decking does one use on halls? Redwood, or one of the new
> artificial types?
>

Naw, ya jes' haul back and *slug* that sumbich right in tha' face.

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[Kay Shapero]

In article <v11mi5515e9o5jfin...@4ax.com>,
art...@munged.invalid says...

> Fortunately, this is based on a misheard line of song rather
> than recent Usenet activity.
>

>

> You killfile spammers
> And you killfile flamers
>
> So I say to ignore him
> It's true we must ignore him
> Please say that you'll ignore him
> Don't feed the trolls
>

Ahhhhhhhhhh-Mennnnnnnnnnn!
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