I AM SUCH A FAT UGLY STUPID SMELLY SLOB
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can't go for eleven seconds without stuffing something in my mouth.
My brain keeps telling my stomach there's nothing in it, and this goes
on awl day long. I'm mot gaining that much more weight or anything,
it's just annoying as hell and it's not right.
I smoked a few reefers in the day (regrettably) and I think it's
carried over here to the present day. Some of me still works ok but I
can't live with this.
The slob of blob. The flop & the failure. The unemployed-mental case
with the pathetic recording from 1974. That is the only thing he holds
on. Other than large amounts of food. He still continues to write the
same old song & tired dance. Month after month. Year after year. He
always says this will happen and that will happen. He is working on
movies. TV series-radio broadcasts-book deals-live shows and
appearances. Plus other made up stupidity. How can he fly anywhere? He
has to buy two seats just for him to squeeze into. The airline will not
let him on board to due to the horrible stench coming from him. The crew
would and the passengers would be gagging and grasping for air. He can't
even afford an airline ticket. So that would never happen. He still
thinks Jerry-Boy was a real person to this day. The only things that
happen to him are on the top 15 list...
I am such a filthy pig. Will someone of you awl just fuck my stupid fat
ass awl night long please while I read this letter from my little boy
friend:
scott hows it going? when i was 15 or so i used to hang out with my
cousins and their friends , they were a bit older. one night we went to
a party and my cousin tommy picked up- you know he scored some chick so
his buddy phillip chacon droped him off at the pad, then phillip asked"
do you want to go for a long ride? i said hell ya! phillip was a true
promoter for huggie boy and krla at the time and so off we went. it
seem like we drove forever lol, it was only from east los angeles to
ontario. when we getting close to ontario motor speedway the freeways
were jammed to a snails pace and all these heads were parting on the
freeway wow so many girls , i was in heaven and we havent even entered
the concert yet. when we got to the special entrance. good old phillip
strectched the truth a bit about being a rep for krla and we were in
like flint press passes and our own star trailor with food and booze!
not bad for this 15 yr. old.we got there at about 4am and before you
know it the music woke me up and the fun started , imagine being front
row or better touching the stage! my damm top coat was flapping from
the bass alone lol this was the most exciting thing that ever happend
to me! scott i need a favor bud, can you or have access to the itinery
, the list of all who performed that day? i remember canned heat
performing and tower of power and do you remember chuck berry lan ding
in a helocopter? we shared the trailor with the drifters later on but
we mostly hung out with three dog night parting but there were so many
groups that were back stage that didnt perform, they were like on
standby.hope you found this a bit interesting and if you can please
email me the list who performed that day. thank you sincerly,
christopher ceballos------------backsea...@msn.co
http://tinyurl.com/yzedsnj
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PiGGy PiGGy...ass so FAT
OH MY GOD how u�d ever get as UGLY as THAT?
PEDOTARD PIG FACE SHITSHINE the CIRCUS PIG
& WORTHLESS DELUSIONAL LYING PATHETIC PATHOLOGICAL
PERVERT�d FAT STUPID ReTARD�d RABID PEDOPHILE WARTHOG says WHAT???
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