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Gill Smith

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May 25, 2009, 7:16:42 PM5/25/09
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Semprini

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May 25, 2009, 7:31:53 PM5/25/09
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On May 25, 7:16 pm, "Gill Smith" <gill.smith....@googlemail.com>
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> who won?

God exists by two falls to a submission.

Upbeat & Cheerful Martin

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May 25, 2009, 8:11:40 PM5/25/09
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On May 26, 12:16 am, "Gill Smith" <gill.smith....@googlemail.com>
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> who won?

Bob usually wins against Lennon, but on this occasion I'm afraid he is
too fucked to be cooler than John

St. Annie

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May 26, 2009, 1:25:13 PM5/26/09
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On May 25, 8:11 pm, "Upbeat & Cheerful Martin"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bvVdAmYfXI&feature=related
And now Dylan is going to be hanging out in LA this summer, writing
songs with McCartney. If he gets little round National Health
eyeglasses to replace the Wayfarers, I'll start to worry that he's
trying too hard.

Rachel

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May 26, 2009, 1:36:10 PM5/26/09
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Yeah, he's gonna be hanging out in LA this summer, and he probably
won't even call me up to come over to his house and go swimming with
him, because I'm still not skinny.

Maybe next summer ('10).

Yeah, right.

Bob, what's wrong with me? Why don't you want to be with me? :-(

What can I do to improve myself for you? How may I serve you? I want
to do everything you say. I promise to obey your every word. I'll cook
your food, water your raisins, darn your holy socks, and kiss your
feet.

I'll beg you until I turn blue in the face.

No, I'm just fucking around, and saying the first things that come
into my head. I don't really mean it. I'm in my living room right now,
btw. I finally got my laptop set up. So and so did it for me. Don't
worry, there's nothing going on between us. He's not even coming on to
me, except the first night, when I got him drunk, but I kept pushing
him away, and sober, he's quite polite and respectful, except for a
few minor things, like the smoking pot with the terrace door open.

Well, I sure miss you, and think we could really have a beautiful time
together. I hope you sit yourself down, and give yourself a good long
hard tallking to, and realize that you do not work for G-d, and what
you'd really like is to have a relationship with me, in addition to
your work. Hey, I'll make you finish Chronicles Volume II. ha ha.

Love,
Rachel who has no hope :-(

Rachel

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May 26, 2009, 1:37:28 PM5/26/09
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> Rachel who has no hope :-(- Hide quoted text -
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shit. i didn't mean to send that rec.music.beatles.

M C hammered

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May 26, 2009, 1:43:05 PM5/26/09
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On May 25, 7:16 pm, "Gill Smith" <gill.smith....@googlemail.com>
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Theres no "verses"....Both men was equal geniuses....Cept John had
betta luck in love and sex cuz the Yoke not only touchered him, she
let him pregnit her and install her tampron's...Prolly let him kiss
his big spikey durian titties as well!!! Prolly ended up with nasty
legion's on his tung!! Mebbe that's why he was so silent all them
Dakoter years. The cat...or ratha the big spikey durian tittie...got
his tung!!

Nuff said

crazytimes

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May 26, 2009, 2:23:44 PM5/26/09
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On May 25, 7:16 pm, "Gill Smith" <gill.smith....@googlemail.com>
wrote:

John is letting Bob ramble on for the most part... It's Bob's gig and
limo... But Bob gets more junk-sick than John and pukes his face
off...

i don't think I"ve seen a single photograph of Lennon and Dylan
together... and they're only in the same ETD frame for a split
second... Nor do there seem to be any pictures of the Beatles and
Dylan together in the 60s, aside from a George picture with Bob in
1968...

http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/~garp/hari/pic/dhs70.jpg

Can't say I've seen one of Macca and Dylan, but that's still
possible...

Closest with Lennon is Dylan's former duet...

http://www.thescreamonline.com/images3-1/lennonbaez.html

Dylan and Stones, sucking in the Seventies...

http://rickoshea.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dylan_jagger_richards.jpg

Gill Smith

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May 28, 2009, 7:42:12 AM5/28/09
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More music biz than music, methinks.

Dylan-McCartney, McCartney-Dylan, The Bob'n'Paul Experience?

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Dale Houstman

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May 28, 2009, 9:15:00 AM5/28/09
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Pob Dickmillen, Ball Dilaudin, Mac Zimmorkney?

dmh

The Arranger

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May 28, 2009, 9:32:16 AM5/28/09
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Possible Album Titles:

The Cute One Meets the Astute One
Silly Protest Songs
Bob Dylan and Wings
John Wesley Hard of Hearing
Give My Regards to Hibbing

More importantly, with the song credits read Dylan-McCartney or
McCartney-Dylan?

The Arranger

vernon_...@hotmail.com

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May 28, 2009, 9:42:13 AM5/28/09
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Ha.


Or how about . . .

The Band on the Run
Yid and Let Die
Uncle Albert Hall
With A Little Lucky
Homer Wheels
Junk (no point in changing it)
Take It Away (or that one)
Tug of Masters of War
Lovely Rita May
Let Me Roll It, Bob


Mr Jinx


crazytimes

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May 28, 2009, 10:13:24 AM5/28/09
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Jet, Pilot...
Everybody must Tour Japan...
My Love is a Four Letter Word...
Another Girl From the North Country...
All My Spanish is the Loving Tongue...
Coming Up To Me...
Live and Let Me Die in my Footsteps...
Oxford-London Town...
C-Moon-light...
Blackbird Blues...
Beautiful Night after Night...
Goodnight Tonight I'll Be Staying Here with You...
Po' Teddy Boy...
A World Without Love Minus Zero...
Hey, Mr. Jude, Man...
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band of the Hand..
Another Day of the Locust...
She's Just Like A Woman...

Jumbo

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May 28, 2009, 2:40:55 PM5/28/09
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Hm, or:

Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time Out of Mind
Martha, My Dear Landlord
We All Stand Together Through Life
Honey Country Pie
Pressing On to Play


Gill Smith

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May 28, 2009, 5:51:08 PM5/28/09
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On 26 May, 01:11, "Upbeat & Cheerful Martin" <martingayf...@yahoo.co.uk>
wrote:

Cooler maybe. Maybe he's thinking about Phil Ochs.

Maybe John's thinking Bob looks like Nosferatu. Especially his hands.

I think people's thoughts should be subtitled.

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Dale Houstman

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May 28, 2009, 8:48:45 PM5/28/09
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...some songs

John Wesley Rigby
Subterranean Homesick Junk
(This) Helen Wheel's On Fire
Girl From North of the Heart of the Country
Just Like A Woman Oh Woman Oh Why
Lay Lady Madonna Lay
Tweeter And The Raccoon Cowboy
Penny Hurricane
Stuck Inside Of Here, There, And Everywhere
Masters of Tug
Why Don't We Do It Blonde On Blonde?
Hey Judas
Won't You Please Crawl Out Your Bathroom Window?
Give Israel Back to The Irish
The Ballad Of Magneto And A Thin Man
It's Alright, Ma (I'm Getting Closer)
Knockin' On Junior's Farm
Leopard Skin Waterfalls
Tom Thumb's Blackbird Watchtower


dmh

vernon_...@hotmail.com

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May 29, 2009, 5:43:50 AM5/29/09
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Hey Jew
Paul Boy
I & I Am The Walrus
Maxwell's Silvio Hammer
Money Can't Bye and Bye me Love
Rocks and Gravel Racoon
If You See Her Say Hello Goodbye
In the Octopus's Garden


Mr Jinx

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