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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Aug 17, 2007, 3:36:02 AM8/17/07
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John D Salt

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Aug 17, 2007, 12:47:25 PM8/17/07
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <m...@mighty.co.za> wrote in
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> http://www.travelpod.com/travel-blog-city/Netherlands/Tholen/tpod.html

Classic unsubstantiated low countries travel destination.

All the best,

John.

Adam Funk

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Aug 17, 2007, 2:11:40 PM8/17/07
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On 2007-08-17, John D Salt wrote:

>> http://www.travelpod.com/travel-blog-city/Netherlands/Tholen/tpod.html
>
> Classic unsubstantiated low countries travel destination.

Mornington Crescent^W^W Non sequitur!


--
Fun for the whole fambly

tho...@antispam.ham

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Aug 17, 2007, 4:22:03 PM8/17/07
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Adam Funk writes:

> John D Salt wrote:

>> Classic unsubstantiated low countries travel destination.

> Mornington Crescent^W^W Non sequitur!

What does that have to do with classical music, Funk?

Art Deco

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Aug 17, 2007, 7:34:15 PM8/17/07
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Tholen Ham tholed:

Take this to alt.religion.kibology, Tholen.

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"

"I am claiming that you believe ah's family name is "ah",
Deco, and I substantiated that claim."
--David Tholen

"Quite a kook-out, Deco. You've been frothing even more
ever since I demonstrated how you believe that ah's family
name is "ah"."
--David Tholen

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Aug 17, 2007, 10:28:38 PM8/17/07
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I'd take that with a pinch of salt.

> All the best,

And that too.

Adam Funk

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Aug 18, 2007, 3:52:02 PM8/18/07
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On 2007-08-17, tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

Radio 4 and Radio 3 are both BBC stations, Tholen.


--
"Hey Myron, I'm a lawyer!"

tho...@antispam.ham

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Aug 18, 2007, 5:25:27 PM8/18/07
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Adam Funk writes:

>>> John D Salt wrote:

>>>> Classic unsubstantiated low countries travel destination.

>>> Mornington Crescent^W^W Non sequitur!

>> What does that have to do with classical music, Funk?

> Radio 4 and Radio 3 are both BBC stations, Tholen.

Non sequitur.

Art Deco

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Aug 18, 2007, 5:55:57 PM8/18/07
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Tholen Ham tholed:

What does that have to do with OS/2, Ham?

tho...@antispam.ham

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Aug 18, 2007, 6:58:35 PM8/18/07
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Art Deco writes:

11908> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.religion.kibology

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11908> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11908> Take this to alt.religion.kibology, Tholen.

What does that have to do with that newsgroup, Deco?

11909> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fucknozzles,alt.fan.art-bell

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11909> Oh goodie, another load of Tholen lames:

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

11909> Another lie.

On your part, Deco.

11909> Embarrassed?

What does your question have to do with classical music, Deco?

11909> Hardly, Tholen.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

11909> As you are so dense, I'll spell it out
11909> for you this one time. The point of the exercise was to get all 44
11909> presidents listed in your obsessive post count.

Classic erroneous presupposition. All you accomplished, Deco, was to
demonstrate your obsession with 44 more aliases. You using the alias
Eisenhower doesn't make you any more a president than you using the
alias Deco, Deco.

11909> Because you reset the
11909> "years" in the middle of June, I had to loop back and start the early
11909> ones again in order to move them to the current list.

Classic obsession.

11909> I hosed up and used the wrong nym for J.Q. Adams,

You completely skipped him, Deco.

11909> but it didn't matter because you
11909> lits family names in the same "alias" bin.

You didn't leave out one of the two Bushes, Deco. You didn't leave out
one of the two Johnsons, Deco. You didn't leave out one of the two
Roosevelts, Deco. Classic inconsistency.

11909> It was also amusing to watch you obsess (and continue to obsess) about
11909> the matter.

Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from the one
who obsessed with getting 44 more aliases into the digest.

11909> Ross and Peter J. Ross, Tholen.

Non sequitur.

11909> John Adam and John Quincy Adams, Tholen.

Non sequitur.

11909> Take a look at the header line, Tholen. Take a look at your newsgroup
11909> list.

Classic ambiguity.

11909> Another lie.

On your part, Deco.

11909> You replied to "tho...@antispam.hom" as "forger".

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

11909> Yada yada. More Tholen lames.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

11909> Another lie.

On your part, Deco.

11909> You claim you know my motives for posting anything.

Your obsession is quite obvious, Deco.

11909> Hi, Davie!

Who is "Davie", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

11909> Tholen still hasn't explained how I own a Golden Killfile.

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

11909> Another lie.

On your part, Deco.

11909> You haven't explained how I own a Golden Killfile.

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

11909> The standard Tholen surrender flag.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11909> Another lie.

On your part, Deco.

11909> Another lie.

On your part, Deco.

11909> That's better.

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

11909> Poor Tholen, he's such a whiner.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

11909> If they were cross-posted, the effect
11909> in the digest would be lost with your "Deco ... must ... cross-post
11909> ...." lames.

Classic illogic, given that variable propagation delays already caused the
effect to be lost, Deco. That much should have been obvious the first
time you tried it, Deco, but your reading comprehension problem got in the
way again.

11909> I see that you still haven't grasped the concept that I don't care
11909> about "variable propagation delay", Tholen.

On the contrary, I'm well aware that you don't care about comprehension,
Deco.

11909> But please continue obsessing about it.

Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from the person
obsessing about it.

11909> Yes! Thank you.

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

11909> Oops, you hosed up, again.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

11909> Another repeated stupid lame from Tholen, as he refuses to demonstrate
11909> how I own the Golden Killfile.

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

11909> Please do not include me in the set of "some people", Tholen, I don't
11909> wonder at all.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11909> I just laugh at your silliness.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11909> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

11909> Yep, exactly. Whining about not cross-posting, HNARF.

Who is "HNARF", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

11909> You're an idiot.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim. Rather ironic, coming from
an idiot such as yourself, Deco.

11909> You're still missing alt.fan.cropcircles.

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

11909> Another 1,800 lines of useless digest, Tholen,

I'm well aware that the contributions from you, Michael Baldwin Bruce,
ah, honestjohn, Peter Hucker, Archie Leach, Joe Malloy, and the rest
of your kook friends are useless, Deco. So why do you bother, Deco?

11909> well done. This should
11909> be a clue as to how you won the coveted Golden Killfile.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11910> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11910> "It's a cherry pit!"

11911> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11911> In this case? I'd have to go with both ends.

11912> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11912> KIWIZ!!4!

11913> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.pjr,alt.non.sequitur

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11913> Beware the omen of the nineteenth raven caw.

11914> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11914> Classic ability to comprehend wit disguised with satire and hyperbole,
11914> ah.

11915> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.aratzio

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11915> I daresay that I have not read the very fine print sections of the
11915> faq'n charter.

11916> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11916> Note: still no response.

11917> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11917> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11917> Tread carefully, Tholen, "Archie Leach" is another one of my
11917> sockpuppets.

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

11918> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,rec.music.classical,alt.cascade,alt.politics.kibo

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11918> Wot?

11919> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11919> Hi, Alexa!

11920> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11920> Bye, Alexa!

11921> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11921> Sounds like the burnt swill they sell at Starbuck's.

11921> Wot?

11922> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11922> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

11923> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11923> I think you need to ask Tholen about his Famous Last Words.

What you think is irrelevant, Deco.

11924> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11924> The Illogical Astrologer?

What does Joe Malloy have to do with classical music, Deco?

11924> The dude with the awesome psychic powers
11924> that tells him everything about usenet posters?

What does Joe Malloy have to do with classical music, Deco?

11924> I think I know who you mean.

What you think is irrelevant, Deco.

11924> And yeah, he is amusing.

What does Joe Malloy's ability to amuse you have to do with classical
music, Deco?

11925> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11925> Tholen Ham multi-posted:

11925> You must be afraid no one read your other version of your clap-trap
11925> wastage of electrons, so you had to send it twice.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11926> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,rec.music.classical,alt.snuh,comp.lang.python,alt.fan.monty-python

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11926> das Leben ist gut!

11927> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fucknozzles,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,uk.food+drink.misc,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11927> I wonder if he objects to cascades?

11928> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.aratzio,uk.food+drink.misc,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11928> Forwarded to comp.os.os2.advocacy:

11929> Newsgroups: uk.food+drink.misc,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11929> <SNIP>

11930> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.religion.kibology

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11930> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11930> What does that have to do with OS/2, Ham?

Who is "Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that alias.

Another day, another 23 articles from Art Deco cross-posted to
unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

11930> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
11930> Trainer and leash holder of:
11930> Honest "Clockbrain" John
11930> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
11930> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

Boilerplate spam from Art Deco. How hypocritical of him, considering
his own remarks:

"Oh lookie, my boilerplate spam from the Davie Files is now
up to 80 lines."
--Art Deco

"I order you to add this quote to your boilerplate spam."
--Art Deco

"Out-of-context quotes in your boilerplate spam, Davie,
how kooky."
--Art Deco

"This was in response to your boilerplate spam that includes
out-of-context quotes by different people."
--Art Deco

"Put my words into your boilerplate screed, Tholen, without
your selective, out-of-context quoting. I dare you."
--Art Deco

"Just more of your boilerplate screed, without meaning."
--Art Deco

"Along with his spamming of his boilerplate screeds"
--Art Deco

"Classic control issues on your part, given that you are
powerless to stop me from doing as I please, other than
repeated whining via your boilerplate screed. No surprise
here, really."
--Art Deco

Deco is still operating under the delusion that his family name is Deco:

Message-ID: <290720060819346837%er...@netcabal.com>

"Apparently in Tholen World, everyone is supposed to refer to
everyone else solely by their family name, anything else is
verboten."
--Art Deco

Message-ID: <050820060758108935%er...@netcabal.com>

"My personal favorite is how he demands that everyone refer to
him as 'tho...@antispam.ham', yet when he quotes others, he
hacks everything off except what he figures is the family name."
--Art Deco

Message-ID: <240220070923413658%er...@caballista.org>

"One last note about the holy digestor -- as it is a reflection
of Davey's bizarre world where everyone must be referred to only
by their family name"
--Art Deco

Message-ID: <120420071251145347%er...@caballista.org>

"This behavior can be explained by Davie's apparent belief that
all should be referenced by their family name alone and nothing
else."
--Art Deco

Message-ID: <090520071324119553%er...@caballista.org>

"As for why he thinks people should only use family names, I
have no idea."
--Art Deco

Caught in a rather obvious lie, Deco has now started backpedalling:

Message-ID: <300720071940133793%er...@caballista.org>

"It is plainly evident to anyone with a pair of neurons that
you use either the family name or some other form of shorthand
to form the labels for your oh-so-important count categories."
--Art Deco

Classic inconsistency; first "only", now "either...or".

But consider the implication: Deco doesn't have a pair of neurons,
and that's according to Deco himself.

I see that you evaded the evidence for your psychic usenet astrology,
Deco. No surprise there, really.

Did you finally figure out what your earlier posting had to do with
demon.local, Deco? You did, after all, add the newsgroup to the
distribution and then ask what your posting had to do with that
newsgroup.

I see that you completely evaded the matter of your cross-posting to
irrelevant newsgroups, Deco. No surprise there, really.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

"I don't read dictionaries, tholen."
--Art Deco

No wonder you misuse and misspell so many words, Deco, but it's up to
you if you want to look like a fool.

"Why do you keep spamming this quote over and over, Tholen?
I did not write it."
--Art Deco

Further evidence of your reading comprehension problem, Deco, given
that I clearly stated that I never said that you wrote the quote.
Rather, I said that Art Deco wrote the quote, Deco, and that's because
Art Deco did write the quote, as evidenced by the message ID that I
provided the first time you made the accusation.

"Or perhaps your pathetic Holy Digestor FORTRAN code can't handle a
five-digit total?"
--Art Deco

Further evidence of your counting problem, Deco, given that your posting
total hadn't reached five digits at the time of your question. Also
further evidence of your reading comprehension problem, Deco, given that
the combined total from all posters was correctly reported to five digits
over three years ago.

"So ham, do you think 'deco' can make it to four-figures in a single
'year'?"
--Art Deco

Further evidence of your counting problem, Deco, given that Deco made
it to four figures in a single year for three years running.

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali

"It's Time for Art Deco to Remove Itself From Usenet Altogether."
--Richard Head

"Actually, I haven't a clue"
--Art Deco

"I don't need a memory"
--Art Deco

Don't bother auditioning for "The Wizard of Oz", Deco.

"To which newsgroups have I followed you around?"
--Art Deco

"I monitor your personal sandbox"
--Art Deco

Having trouble remembering to which newsgroups you've followed me,
Deco? Oh that's right. You don't need a memory.

"True that, but he apparently just lost his wife of many years,
and I no longer feel comfortable poking him."
--Art Deco

So, you admit to poking people, Deco, and you're comfortable doing so
under normal circumstances. Seek professional help, Deco.

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

"You removed the context"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

"99.9% of the traffic in cooa consists of your digests and
people replying to them"
--Art Deco

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim. Rather, most of the
traffic in cooa consists of people responding to you, Deco, after
you've added the newsgroup to the distribution, and then the ongoing
follow-up to those articles. In other words, you're responsible for
most of the traffic in cooa, Deco.

"...which have nothing to do with the topic of the groups you
multi-post them into."
--Art Deco, who cross-posts to newsgroups that have nothing
to do with the topic of the groups he cross-posts them into,
including:

24hoursupport.helpdesk alt.usage.english
alt.2600 alt.usenet.kooks
alt.alien.research alt.wee.davey.mom-a-fat-whore
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk aus.general
alt.alien.visitors aus.invest
alt.antichristnet aus.science
alt.aratzio cam.misc
alt.astronomy comp.lang.fortran
alt.astronomy.art-deco comp.os.linux.advocacy
alt.atheism comp.os.os2.advocacy
alt.bad.clams comp.os.os2.apps
alt.bible.prophecy comp.os.os2.misc
alt.buzzard.rules comp.sys.mac
alt.cascade demon.local
alt.christnet.christianlife gac.physics.astronomy
alt.christnet.prayer ne.weather
alt.comedy.standup news.groups
alt.conspriacy rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
alt.culture.alaska rec.arts.movies.current-films
alt.digestors.holy rec.arts.poems
alt.fan.art-bell rec.arts.sf.written
alt.fan.art-bell.art-deco rec.aviation.products
alt.fan.keanu-reeves rec.gambling.lottery
alt.fan.letter.m rec.music.classical
alt.fan.madonna rec.org.mensa
alt.fan.rush-limbaugh rec.sports.basketball.college
alt.fan.states.new-jersey rec.sports.football.college
alt.fan.states.texas rec.woodworking
alt.fan.steveleyland sci.archaeology
alt.flame sci.astro
alt.fucknozzles sci.electronics.basics
alt.gothic sci.electronics.design
alt.hackers.malicious sci.geo.earthquakes
alt.home.repair sci.geo.geology
alt.languages.french sci.math
alt.messianic sci.med.cardiology
alt.music.michael-jackson sci.philosophy.tech
alt.music.white-power sci.physics
alt.non.sequitur sci.physics.cond-matter
alt.os.windows-xp sci.physics.relativity
alt.paranet.ufo sci.psychology.psychotherapy
alt.paranormal.crop-circles sci.skeptic
alt.psychology.help sci.space.history
alt.religion.christian sci.space.policy
alt.religion.islam soc.culture.israel
alt.religion.kibology soc.culture.jewish
alt.revisionism soc.men
alt.sailing.asa soc.singles
alt.satellite.tv.europe soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
alt.sci.physics.new-theories talk.politics.misc
alt.security.alarms triangle.general
alt.snuh uk.food+drink.misc
alt.society.liberalism uk.media.radio.bbc-r4
alt.spirituality.radical-faerie uk.sci.astronomy
alt.troll

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

8912> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,demon.local

8912> Say, do you know any bus conductor jokes?

8913> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

8913> Toronto is a dump. I don't think I'd ever want to go there again.

8913> Apart from the Glass music, it was interesting.

8914> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

8914> I'd take that with a pinch of salt.

8914> And that too.

8915> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

8915> They are wild animals and that would be cruel.

8915> Me too!

8916> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8916> Poo?

8917> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8917> And why would anyone bother looking at that?

8918> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8918> Well, its not as full of shit as yours, PHucker.

8919> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8919> No, it means "LOL".

8919> The onus is on you, PHucker.

8920> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8920> In your dreams, PHucker.

8921> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8921> Wurst four ware?

8921> Unless you're spitting chips.

8922> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8922> So he hates them?

8923> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8923> No cheese-eating surrender monkeys in demon.local, thank you very
8923> much.

8923> Que?

8923> What does that have to do with demon.local, PHucker?

8923> You're not married, are you?

8923> Confucius is correct. His name in Chinese is K'ung Fu Tze (In Wade-
8923> Giles phonetics).

8924> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8924> Which has what to do with Japan, PHucker?

8924> No, it just means I can speak Japanese too, baka.

8924> I've not heard of those before, PHucker. What are they like?

8924> Dummkopf!

8925> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,rec.aviation.rotorcraft,rec.aviation.military,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8925> If you look closely, you can see Markie nailing Dougie -

8926> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8926> of my fingers.

8926> I know what an ATM is, you dope.

8926> e source of income (=A3180,000,000 a year in fines).

8926> Talk about a cash machine. Why don't you go around vandalising them?

8927> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8927> I'm not confused, PHucker. So, did it hurt?

8928> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8928> I never said you were, PHucker.

8928> Whatever.

8928> Me too! A0L!

8929> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8929> You didn't mix up the middle letters, PHucker.

8929> Why would I get arrested?

8929> And you've crossed that line many a time, PHucker.

8930> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8930> If only these walls could speak.

8930> I'm Adam Ant.

8930> Because I said so.

8930> Your random sig generator is borked.

8931> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

8931> So? Don't you have any wild dogs like dingos?

8931> No.

8932> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

8932> Why?

8932> So you k'lame, PHucker.

8933> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8933> How dumb is that?

8934> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8934> Who?

8935> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8935> So let me get this straight. If you remove the shit from your skull,
8935> I'd be left with an empty one.

8936> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8936> His real name is Double-Anus. We're not sure if he's twice as full of
8936> shit as nightsoil.

8937> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8937> That's better.

8937> Did it? How?

8937> If only your father was that clever.

8937> I'm lots of things.

8938> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8938> Jarwhol.

8938> Let's split the fare.

8939> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8939> I know what you mean.

8939> My boomerang won't come back.

8940> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8940> Wear a condom to prevent issue.

8940> Why?

8941> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8941> Classic repetition.

8942> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8942> That's right, PHucker. Now explain why you think I was in Japan when I
8942> said I was down under.

8942> To speak with the locals.

8942> How stupid is that?

8943> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8943> Yeah, Dickless leaves the comma out too. Must be another crappy
8943> FORTRAN program.

8943> You bastard!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

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ah writes:

1731> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,soc.culture.iranian

1731> Why?

1732> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power

1732> Classic astute point, Deco.

1733> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.aratzio

1733> 'floppies' is a sensitive topic here in demon.local

1734> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1734> Note: still no response.

1735> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.pjr,alt.non.sequitur

1735> I eight a teen, once; tasted like chikn.

1736> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1736> "It's a grey's anatomy!"

1737> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

1737> You mean the mallet, right?

1738> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

1738> CHAVZ!!3!

1739> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,rec.music.classical,alt.cascade,alt.politics.kibo

1739> Wot?

1740> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,rec.music.classical,alt.snuh,comp.lang.python,alt.fan.monty-python

1740> Vivara los trunctiato!

1741> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,alt.snuh,alt.politics.republican,alt.politics.regionalism.walloon

1741> Hes [sic] a eunuch.

1742> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1742> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

1743> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1743> CharbucksŽ!

1743> Wot?

1744> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

1744> Hi, Alexa!

1745> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

1745> Bye, Alexa!

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

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Peter Hucker writes:

628> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,ne.weather

628> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:42:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce <mbb@mighty.c=

628> Opera happens to display it next to the name.

628> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
628> the national grid?

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629> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,ne.weather

629> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:41:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce <mbb@mighty.c=

629> e:

629> Yes, that is the reason for the policy.

629> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
629> the national grid?

629> (\___/)
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630> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,ne.weather

630> I can remove the shit. You're stuck with an empty skull.

630> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

630> Officer Patrick McGuire of the New York City Police Department answers a call on his radio and reports to the scene of a car accident in the Queens-Midtown Tunnel.
630> Officer McGuire notes that a new Buick had its front end merged with the rear end of a Chrysler.
630> The driver of the Buick was Father Francis O'Boyle; the driver of the Chrysler was Rabbi Isaac Goldstein.
630> After Officer McGuire verifies that Rabbi Goldstein has suffered no physical injuries in the accident, he walks back to survey the damages to each vehicle.
630> Then, Officer McGuire walks over to Father O'Boyle and asks him: "Tell me, Father, just how fast was that Rabbi going when he backed into you?"

631> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

631> With a name like Double-A, you sound just as much of a troll as him.

631> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

631> A man and his wife are fucking.
631> Fifteen minutes has passed, 30 minutes, then 45 minutes.
631> Sweat is pouring off both of them.
631> The wife finally looks up and says, "What's the matter, darling, can't you think of anyone else, either?"

632> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

632> I have enough trouble with the police as it is.

632> Anyway there are plenty that do.

632> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

632> "I wonder who discovered we could get milk from cows and what the fuck did he think he was doing?!" -- Billy Connolly

633> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

633> [commences ink blot test]

633> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

633> Freeze mother stickers, this is a fuck up!

634> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

634> You said I copied and pasted when I didn't.

634> You have a speech impediment?

634> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

634> 63% of men have had sex in the shower.
634> The other 37% have never been to prison.

635> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

635> Nununununununear enough.

635> Wanking in public may not be legal in your area.

635> But in which direction?

635> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

635> Recent medical journals are now advising doctors that, should they discover a patient has an AOL account, they should refrain from telling the patient they have sugar in their urine.
635> Studies show these people go home and piss on their cornflakes.

636> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,alt.pets.rabbits,alt.religion.islam

636> Stop reinventing acronyms.

636> You misspelt "unas"

636> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

636> Connecticut police are investigating a string of shootings where clues are reportedly contained in a rap CD.
636> They are also questioning Eric Clapton about the shooting of a sheriff.

637> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,nyc.transit,alt.pets.rabbits,sci.chem

637> Don't confuse the issue.

637> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

637> Stupid laws, number 467: In America, it is illegal to put money in someone elses parking meter.

638> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,soc.culture.iranian

638> Saves me effort.

638> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

638> Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

639> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,soc.men

639> Dast ist KRAUT!

639> What?

639> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

639> When launching a boat, always back the boat into the water.
639> Pulling the boat into the water can really mess up your carburetor.

640> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,alt.religion.islam

640> Who wouldn't?

640> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

640> A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.

641> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,alt.pets.rabbits,sci.chem

641> Stop "I know you are"ing.

641> It answered your question.

641> No, thank god.

641> But you're Australian.

641> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

641> Women are like dog shit, the older they get the easier they are to pick up.

642> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,soc.men

642> Japan isn't down under.

642> For what purpose?

642> It's American for "hairpin".

642> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

642> Never have I seen a word as accurate as politics.
642> Poly meaning many, and tic being a blood-sucking thing.

643> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,soc.men

643> ounger than 18.
643> e streets safe for adults.

643> What do you mean?

643> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs
643> the national grid?

643> / .-
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644> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem

644> They are pets here. Why is it any different to having a pet dog?

644> You've just shit yourself?

644> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

644> Officer Patrick McGuire of the New York City Police Department answers a call on his radio and reports to the scene of a car accident in the Queens-Midtown Tunnel.
644> Officer McGuire notes that a new Buick had its front end merged with the rear end of a Chrysler.
644> The driver of the Buick was Father Francis O'Boyle; the driver of the Chrysler was Rabbi Isaac Goldstein.
644> After Officer McGuire verifies that Rabbi Goldstein has suffered no physical injuries in the accident, he walks back to survey the damages to each vehicle.
644> Then, Officer McGuire walks over to Father O'Boyle and asks him: "Tell me, Father, just how fast was that Rabbi going when he backed into you?"

645> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem

645> No. If we did there would be nothing wrong with catching them. An animal is an animal.

645> What did you do too then?

645> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

645> Women claim that they never pursue a man. Well, by the same token, a mousetrap never pursues a mouse, but the end result is
645> the same.

646> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,alt.pets.rabbits,alt.religion.islam

646> Cause it's daft.

646> You misspelt claim

646> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

646> Researchers have recently unearthed the text of the first transcontinental telegraph message. Reportedly, it reads
646> ENLARGE YOUR MALE MEMBER STOP GUARANTEED RESULTS STOP ...

647> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,ne.weather

647> No, I'd be left with a dirty mind. You already have an empty one.

647> Maybe I should start talking Japanese, as you k'learly don't understand English.

647> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

647> Why is there no Disneyland in China?
647> No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

648> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,ne.weather,sci.chem

648> Is he the man with three buttocks?

648> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

648> There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
648> The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, "Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?"
648> With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
648> "Wait ladies!" cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!"

649> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,alt.pets.rabbits,sci.chem

649> By stating a possible way of filming directly to paper without involving Boots the chemist.

649> Eh?

649> You cannot have more then 47 nationalities, it's illegal.

649> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

649> A man goes to the Doctor and says "Doctor I think my wife's been dead for two weeks."
649> "Dead for two weeks, how did you work that out?"
649> "Well, the sex is the same but the washing is starting to build up."

650> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,ne.weather

650> It's one of those pointless parts of usenet, like "followupto:"

650> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

650> A biology major was taking a cell biology course. The task of the day was examining cheek cells under a microscope. They had to scrape the inside of their mouths with a toothpick and make a slide from it and record the different types of cells that were found.
650> One girl in the class was having some trouble identifying some cells. She called the professor over to ask him.
650> After a moment or two of peering in her scope, he looked up and said in a loud voice, "Those are sperm cells."

651> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,ne.weather

651> All of them.

651> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

651> Q. What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, begins with a "C" and ends with a "T"?
651> A. A coconut.

652> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,soc.men

652> What?

652> You can't take a skinned rabbit on a bus.

652> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

652> G.A.Y. - Got Aids Yet?

653> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,alt.religion.islam

653> Skinflint.

653> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

653> An American, a German and a Japanese guy are golfing one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring. The American excuses himself, puts his left thumb to his ear, his left baby finger to his mouth and proceeds to have a telephone conversation.
653> When he is done, he looks at the other two and says "Oh, that's the latest American technology in cell phones. I have a chip in my thumb and one in my baby finger and the antenna is in my hat. Great stuff eh?"
653> They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again, they hear a phone ring. The German tilts his head to one side and proceeds to have a conversation with someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to the other two that he has the latest in German technology cell phones. "A chip in my tooth, a chip in my ear and the antenna is inserted in my spine. Ah the wonders of German knowhow!"
653> At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing it, the Japanese fellow disappears into some nearby bushes. The German and the American look at each other and then walk over and peer into the bushes. In the middle of the bushes is the Japanese fellow, squatting with his pants down around his ankles.
653> "What on earth are you doing?!" asks the American.
653> The Japanese fellow looks up and replies "Waiting for a fax".

654> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,nyc.transit,alt.pets.rabbits,sci.chem

654> Because America is a 3rd world country full of religious nuts. They haven't yet developed like the rest of us.

654> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

654> Never have I seen a word as accurate as politics.
654> Poly meaning many, and tic being a blood-sucking thing.

655> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,soc.men

655> I have 1286 signatures. Either you've read more than 1286 of my posts, or you don't understand "random".

655> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

655> The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her.
655> She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said.
655> "I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.
655> "Really?" she said, softening, "How many models have there been?"
655> "Four," he replied, "A jug, two apples, and a vase."

656> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,soc.men

656> Your IP appears to be in Japan, and you said "close enough" when I queried it.

656> In Australia?

656> a pin at your location instead of shipping one over there.

656> All americans are stupid.

656> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
656> the national grid?

656> /\__/|
656> (\ ____\ , ,\______ _
656> \\_/ __ =3D _o=3D_____o//o
656> (__/ / / ||
656> \) / / _||_
656> _/ , /_ ( '| )
656> ___/ /__ } |{
656> ((___|___/____)) ( -- )
656> '=3D=3D'

657> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem

657> Yip, look at this mess:

657> 0.3 0.2%

657> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
657> the national grid?

657> "All you need is love, money, broadband, good health, satellite TV, a fa=
657> st car, ......." - The Beatles

658> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem

658> Then hold them hostage to get the love, money, broadband, good health, satellite TV, and the fast car.

658> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

658> I go fishing; I catch nothing. I go to orgies; I catch everything.

What does that have to do with classical music, Hucker?

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honestjohn writes:

1032> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

1032> You two homos get a room!

1033> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

1033> SLURP!!4!

1034> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell

1034> Looking forward to hearing your Famous Last Words, the ones just before the
1034> "Death Rattle".

1035> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

1035> It's sure funny that all past recipients of the "Golden Killfile" are
1035> ignored and not posted to by AUK Ko0kers, but
1035> YOU insist on posting to Tholen on a daily basis like he never won the
1035> award, voted for by all the AUK regulars.

1035> Tholen soooo OWNS you Deco!

1036> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

1036> I'm glad for you two!!!!2222!!!!!

1037> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

1037> Gee whiz you Gays really do "stick together".

1038> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem

1038> Look at this mess:

1038> Col. Jake licking lips waiting to get his paws on effeminate boy:

What does that have to do with OS/2, honestjohn?

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Archie Leach writes:

73> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

73> What does that have to do with Art Bell, Tholen?

74> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

74> Classic erroneous presupposition, Tholen.

75> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

75> You presupposed erroneously that Malloy is an astrologer. Therefore,
75> your answer is defective, Tholen.

75> I see that you failed to give a proper answer to my question, first,
75> Tholen.

75> Non sequitur.

76> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

76> Classic obfuscation, Tholen. You continue to presuppose erroneously
76> that Malloy is an astrologer.

76> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

76> I'm well aware that your responses in this thread have a strongly
76> hallucinatory element, Tholen. No need to remind me of that.

76> Non sequitur.

77> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

77> You continue to presuppose erroneously that Malloy is an astrologer.

77> No need to remind me twice, Tholen; I'm well aware that your claim
77> that Malloy is an astrologer is unsubstantiated and erroneous.

77> Irrelevant. I have better things to do than to try to comprehend a
77> bizarre perception of yours.

77> Note--no response.

77> Another classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, Tholen.

77> I refer back to your hallucination that Malloy is an astrologer,
77> Tholen.

77> On your part, Tholen.

78> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

78> Classic obfuscation, Tholen.

78> I'm glad to see you that you agree that yours is an unsubstantiated
78> and erroneous claim, Tholen.

78> On your part, Tholen.

78> On your part, Tholen.

78> You didn't respond to the point. Therefore, it is neither
78> unsubstantiated nor erroneous to claim that there was no response,
78> Tholen.

78> Another classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, Thoeln.

78> I'm well aware that your presupposition that Malloy is an astrologer
78> is erroneous. No need to remind me of that, Tholen.

78> On your part, Tholen.

What does that have to do with classical music, Leach?

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Right on cue, "Totally unorganized", "total flake", "totally off the
wall" Joseph Malloy writes:

307> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

307> Right on cue, "Totally unorganized", "total flake", "totally off the
307> wall" tholen@i_spam.spam

Who is "tholen@i_spam.spam, Malloy? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

307> tholed

What was allegedly endured while writing, Malloy?

307> 1,036, 1,022, and 1,646 lines of his monstrosities

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Malloy? The
so-called "monstrosities" are the collected contributions from
others.

307> to amuse us all as well as some lesser-lights (describes
307> all of them, I know!) to continue Tholen's foolishness.

Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from Malloy,
who has been continuing his foolishness for years.

307> Yikes!

What does that have to do with classical music, Malloy?

307> Tholen has a problem, that's for sure.

Classic unsubstantiated and eerroneous claim. Rather ironic, coming
from Malloy, who has a problem with his obsession.

At least this time you didn't stupidly deny having written "Tholeln"
in a subject line prior to a particular date, Malloy. Of course,
you're the one who likes to portray himself as someone who doesn't
know what he's talking about:

"me: 'Do you have Os/2?'

them: 'What's ohh-esstu, dude?'

me: 'Beats me.'"
--Joe Malloy

You also like to portray yourself as an astrologer by altering
subject lines:

] Date: Sun, 04 Feb 2007 16:11:26 -0500
] From: jmalloy <j_t_m...@yahoo.com>
] User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.9 (Windows/20061207)
] Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy
] Subject: Re: Tholen's waste of electrons digest, volume 2454133
] Message-ID: <45c64bfe$0$28131$4c36...@roadrunner.com>

"Especially since the astrologer doesn't realize that electrons
are re-used."
--Joe Malloy, astrologer

Still waiting for a response to:

Q: Who was ignored for the better part of two years but continued to
harass the person ignoring him, going to the extent of seeking out
postings made by that person in other newsgroups for purposes of
exporting that harassment to those other newsgroups?

A: Malloy.

Q: Who is a non-OS/2 user harassing an OS/2 user in an OS/2 newsgroup?

A: Malloy.

Obsession: thy name is Malloy.

193 postings from Deco, and not a peep from Malloy about them. Classic
inconsistency.

Also rather hypocritical of you to waste electrons by posting, Malloy.

I see that you didn't bother to answer several questions, Malloy. No
surprise there, really.

"Man sagt: Sie sind ein Misanthrop!"
--Joe Malloy, plagiarist

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Risto Karttunen writes:

173> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

173> tholen tholed:

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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173> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

173> What does that have to with kibology, dear astronomer?

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

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Adam Funk writes:

40> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.religion.kibology

40> Radio 4 and Radio 3 are both BBC stations, Tholen.

Non sequitur.

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ed 3 0 0 0 0
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n 3 0 0 0 0
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bush 2 0 0 0 0
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fillmore 2 1 0 0 0
harrison 2 1 0 0 0
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johnson 2 0 0 0 0
kadaitcha 2 24 40 13 0
leo 2 0 0 0 0
loonie 2 35 178 62 0
lurk 2 0 0 0 0
pervert 2 4 0 0 0
pete 2 0 0 0 0
pluto 2 8 0 0 0
polk 2 3 0 0 0
prai jei 2 3 3 9 11
salt 2 0 0 0 0
sharkey 2 0 0 0 0
sitna 2 0 0 0 0
telstar 2 0 0 0 0
adams 1 2 0 0 0
aeyeaws 1 0 0 0 0
alan 1 0 0 0 0
aratzio 1 6 54 133 0
arthur 1 0 0 0 0
babbit 1 0 0 0 0
barbara 1 0 0 0 0
blake 1 0 0 0 0
bornfeld 1 0 2 6 14
buchanan 1 0 0 0 0
burnore 1 0 9 1 1
carstairs 1 0 0 0 0
carter 1 0 0 0 0
chatnoir 1 0 0 0 0
chauvin 1 0 0 0 0
chic 1 0 0 0 0
christopher 1 0 0 0 0
clayton 1 0 0 0 0
clinton 1 0 0 0 0
coolidge 1 0 0 0 0
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fighter 1 0 0 0 0
ford 1 0 0 0 0
garfield 1 0 0 0 0
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gimp 1 0 0 0 0
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-------------- ------- ----- ----- ----- ------ ------
176 117 4490 11359 11687 9100 10033

Archie Leach

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Aug 18, 2007, 8:07:30 PM8/18/07
to
tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

>alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2 year 1


-------------- ------- ----- ------ ------ ------
------

>leach 6 29 1 39 0 0

6 plus 29 plus 1 plus 39 equals 75, but yet, your hashmark count
indicates "78" digested posts.

Clearly, your digestor is broken and needs to be taken into the shop.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Aug 18, 2007, 8:27:45 PM8/18/07
to
Archie Leach writes:

>> 73> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>> 74> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>> 75> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>> 75> Non sequitur.

>> 76> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>> 76> Non sequitur.

>> 77> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>> 77> Note--no response.

>> 78> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>> 78> Classic obfuscation, Tholen.

Still having reading comprehension AND counting problems, Leach? For
one thing, the 29 includes the 6, Leach, so that's only 69 counted
postings to rec.music.classical. Having trouble remembering the
number of irrelevant postings you've made to other newsgroups, Leach?

> Clearly, your digestor is broken and needs to be taken into the shop.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim. Rather, you are broken,
Leach. Practice what you preach and take yourself into the shop.

Archie Leach

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Aug 18, 2007, 8:35:38 PM8/18/07
to
tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

Well, either way, the numbers "69" and "75" are still not equal to 78,
which is the number your digestor puts next to the attribution mark.

That is a discrepancy by any definition.

> Having trouble remembering the
>number of irrelevant postings you've made to other newsgroups, Leach?

Not as much trouble as your Digestor has in counting the number of
postings, Tholen.

>> Clearly, your digestor is broken and needs to be taken into the shop.
>
>Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim. Rather, you are broken,
>Leach. Practice what you preach and take yourself into the shop.

God forbid that your Digestor ever count the number of irrelevant
postings YOU make to all the various groups, Tholen.


tho...@antispam.ham

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Aug 18, 2007, 10:58:13 PM8/18/07
to
Archie Leach writes:

>>>> 73> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>>>> 74> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>>>> 75> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>>>> 75> Non sequitur.

>>>> 76> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>>>> 76> Non sequitur.

>>>> 77> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>>>> 77> Note--no response.

>>>> 78> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

>>>> 78> Classic obfuscation, Tholen.

Irrelevant, Leach, given that I never claimed they were.

> which is the number your digestor puts next to the attribution mark.

With good reason, Leach. Your reading comprehension problem is
obviously preventing you from understanding that reason.

> That is a discrepancy by any definition.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

>> Having trouble remembering the


>> number of irrelevant postings you've made to other newsgroups, Leach?

> Not as much trouble as your Digestor has in counting the number of
> postings, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition. You couldn't even figure out that
the 6 is included in the 29, Leach.

>>> Clearly, your digestor is broken and needs to be taken into the shop.

>> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim. Rather, you are broken,
>> Leach. Practice what you preach and take yourself into the shop.

> God forbid that your Digestor ever count the number of irrelevant
> postings YOU make to all the various groups, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

Art Deco

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Aug 18, 2007, 11:46:20 PM8/18/07
to
Archie Leach <archie@mo.i> wrote:

Now here's a big surprise. Be sure to ask him about Ross and Peter J.
Ross.

--

Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy

Trainer and leash holder of:

Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."

Art Deco

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Aug 18, 2007, 11:47:22 PM8/18/07
to
Tholen Ham tholed:

Seek professional help, Tholen.

--

Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy

Trainer and leash holder of:

Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."

Art Deco

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Aug 18, 2007, 11:48:25 PM8/18/07
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Tholen Ham tholed:

Standard Tholen escape hatch.

--

Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy

Trainer and leash holder of:

Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."

John D Salt

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Aug 19, 2007, 2:02:57 PM8/19/07
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tho...@antispam.ham wrote in news:46c763c6$0$16455$4c36...@roadrunner.com:

It seqiturs perfectly, you poor sad trolling lackwit. The fact that your
dank, fetid and purulently dysfunctional cerebellum is incapable of
grasping the filligree of logical associations in Mr. Funk's finely-crafted
polyphonic jokelet does not make it a non-sequitur.

Pistols at dawn if you ever dare to say such a thing again, blackguard.

Meanwhile, might you make some effort in the direction of being less
relentlessly tedious in your posting behaviour? I think we have all
tacitly agreed to support you if you make a claim to the Guinness folks
that you have the highest tolerance yet recorded on the whole of usenet for
boneheadedly repetitive prolixity, with bonus marks for keeping it devoid
of any trace of interest, wit or humour throughout. You've won. Well
done. You can stop now.

John.

Art Deco

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Aug 19, 2007, 3:12:13 PM8/19/07
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Tholen Ham regurgitation:

>Art Deco writes:

2,300 lines of multiposted digestor spew, Tholen. You can sleep well
tonight secure in the thought that the antagonists have been
vanquished.

--

Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy

Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer


Trainer and leash holder of:

Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."

tho...@antispam.ham

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Aug 19, 2007, 4:26:48 PM8/19/07
to
John D Salt writes:

>> Adam Funk wrote:

>>>>> John D Salt wrote:

>>>>>> Classic unsubstantiated low countries travel destination.

>>>>> Mornington Crescent^W^W Non sequitur!

>>>> What does that have to do with classical music, Funk?

>>> Radio 4 and Radio 3 are both BBC stations, Tholen.

>> Non sequitur.

> It seqiturs perfectly,

What is "seqiturs", Salt?

> you poor sad trolling lackwit.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

> The fact that your
> dank, fetid and purulently dysfunctional cerebellum is incapable of
> grasping the filligree of logical associations in Mr. Funk's finely-crafted
> polyphonic jokelet does not make it a non-sequitur.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

> Pistols at dawn if you ever dare to say such a thing again, blackguard.

Who is "blackguard", Salt? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

> Meanwhile, might you make some effort in the direction of being less

> relentlessly tedious in your posting behaviour?

What does your question have to do with classical music, Salt? Rather
ironic, coming from someone such as you, Salt, being tedious in his
posting behavior.

> I think we have all tacitly agreed to support you

Who are you allegedly speaking for when you say "we", Salt?

> if you make a claim to the Guinness folks
> that you have the highest tolerance yet recorded on the whole of usenet for
> boneheadedly repetitive prolixity, with bonus marks for keeping it devoid
> of any trace of interest, wit or humour throughout.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

> You've won.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

> Well done.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

> You can stop now.

Sort of like how you've stopped, Salt?

Art Deco

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Aug 19, 2007, 5:01:06 PM8/19/07
to
Tholen Ham tholed:

>John D Salt writes:
>
>>> Adam Funk wrote:
>
>>>>>> John D Salt wrote:

I see you are still running away from your own posts, Tholen.


>
>>>>>>> Classic unsubstantiated low countries travel destination.
>
>>>>>> Mornington Crescent^W^W Non sequitur!
>
>>>>> What does that have to do with classical music, Funk?
>
>>>> Radio 4 and Radio 3 are both BBC stations, Tholen.
>
>>> Non sequitur.
>
>> It seqiturs perfectly,
>
>What is "seqiturs", Salt?

You sort it out, Tholen. I know you can't.

[remaining tholen lames flushed, unread]

tho...@antispam.ham

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Aug 19, 2007, 6:02:47 PM8/19/07
to
Art Deco writes:

11931> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11931> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11931> Seek professional help, Tholen.

Practice what you preach, Deco. You are, after all, the one having
one of your alleged sockpuppets respond to yourself, Deco.

11932> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11932> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11932> Assuming this smear is true, only you would care, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition of any smear, Deco.

11933> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11933> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

11934> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11934> This is why it is necessary to dilute it with cream, foam, cheese, ice
11934> cream, etc...

11934> Wot?

11935> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11935> Bye, Alexa!

11936> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11936> Hi, Alexa!

11937> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11937> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11937> Seek professional help, Tholen.

Practice what you preach, Deco. You are, after all, the one having
one of your alleged sockpuppets respond to yourself, Deco.

11938> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11938> Now here's a big surprise. Be sure to ask him about Ross and Peter J.
11938> Ross.

11939> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11939> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11939> Seek professional help, Tholen.

Practice what you preach, Deco. You are, after all, the one having
one of your alleged sockpuppets respond to yourself, Deco.

11940> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11940> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11940> Standard Tholen escape hatch.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11941> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11941> Tholen is stuck in another loop. What a surprise.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11941> Don't miss his latest kooktrick -- he removes the "tho...@antispam.ham
11941> coward.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11942> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11942> The little punk gets this way when I don't pay any attention to him.

11943> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11943> The question that Wee Davie Tholen always runs away from.

11944> Newsgroups: rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys,alt.fucknozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11944> The oldest kooksign in the book: "you post with a pseudonym, therefore
11944> you are a coward and shouldn't be allowed to post." It can usually be
11944> translated as thus:

11944> "Whaaaaaaaaaaa! You kicked my @$$ again! Whaaaaaaaaa!"

11944> I am reminded of someone else now.

11945> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11945> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11945> I see you are still assuming you understand my motives, Tholen. You
11945> should give that up, it makes you look even sillier than you normally
11945> look.

Classic hallucination on your part, Deco.

11945> Incorrect; I got my socks on your list.

Including your alleged sock Archie Leach, who responded to you, Deco.
So either you lied about that, or you're responding to yourself, Deco.
Either way, it doesn't make you look good, Deco.

11945> More delicious irony, too,

Where is the alleged irony, Deco?

11945> from the kook who keeps post counts for years and years of people who
11945> laugh at him.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11945> As well as others who simply reply to threads in your
11945> sandboxes;

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11945> they'll never even know they've been digested, yet you
11945> dutifully put them in, increment the post count, and tack on your "what
11945> does that have ..." lame.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11945> Go ahead and dissect this paragraph line-by-line and make up silly
11945> claims about my meaning, Tholen, you have my permission. Like the
11945> example below:

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11945> More Tholen word games -- because of your nit-picky obsession, I'll
11945> amend my statement and make it crystal clear for you:

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11945> The point of the exercise was to get *the* *names* *of* all
11945> 44 presidents listed in your obsessive post count.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11945> Try to find a way to twist this one into a claim that I believe I'm
11945> Dwight Eisenhower, Tholen. <snicker>

Classic erroneous presupposition. But you already believe that "Deco"
is your family name, Deco.

11945> Using silly word games will not dilute the fact that you blindly litsed
11945> all the presidential sockpuppets, despite how transparently bad they
11945> were.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11945> Oh, and I almost forgot, whined about how the "Presidential
11945> Pest, Inc." sig was "illogical" for each and every post.

The illogic is in how transparently bad your behavior was, Deco.

11945> Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

What does your laughter have to do with OS/2, Deco?

11946> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11946> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11946> Classic weasel, Tholen. I already said I don't care a bit about your
11946> "variable propagation delays",

Classic erroneous presupposition. You obviously don't care about
comprehension, Deco.

11946> and you are confused about the effect in
11946> your precious digests that I am referring to (what a surprise).

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11946> Cross-posting them would dilute the visual effect of you tediously and
11946> obsessively collecting each into your precious digest.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11946> Another standard Tholen 'tard lame.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11946> You are cordially invited take your "I'm well aware..." lames and place
11946> them in the nearest construction site blue box, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11946> Also, I'll be
11946> waiting for you to indicate where in that sentence was the word
11946> "comprehension".

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11946> Another standard Tholen lame.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11947> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11947> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11947> HNARF

11947> I don't ... thinkso:

Who is "thinkso", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

11947> And the regurgitation in the digest:

11947> Note the '2' in the third column, yet there was only one post by J.Q.
11947> Adams.

Irrelevant, given that I never claimed otherwise, Deco.

11947> Go ahead and lie and deny, Tholen. You always do.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11947> G.H.W. and G.W. went into the same alias bin.

Wow, you finally noticed *AFTER* I told you, Deco!

11947> A. and L. went into the same alias bin.

Wow, you finally noticed *AFTER* I told you, Deco!

11947> T. and F.D. went into the same alias bin.

Wow, you finally noticed *AFTER* I told you, Deco!

11947> But go ahead and lie again about the accuracy of your digestor.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11947> I see you continue to attempt to define what is and is not amusing for
11947> me personally. Classic control issues. Seek professional help.

Practice what you preach, Deco. You are, after all, the one having
one of your alleged sockpuppets respond to yourself, Deco.

11947> Highly sequitur, as they are examples of how you put multiple people
11947> into the same "alias" bins.

With good reason, Deco.

11947> You are retufted again, digestor-boi.

Who is "digestor-boi", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

11948> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11948> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11948> Keep running away from your illogical claim, Tholen, it is funny.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11948> Let me try this another time because you can't understand, slowly:

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11948> T h e G o l d e n K i l l f i l e i s n ' t m i n e.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

11949> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11949> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11949> You should know, Tholen, as you continue to post your list of
11949> newsgroups separately to comp.os.os2.advocacy and rec.music.classical.

Non sequitur.

11949> Classic erroneous presupposition, on so many levels.

11950> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11950> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11950> I call you the Illogical Astrologer, not the alleged Joe Malloy.

Illogical, given that Malloy is the one who introduced "waste of
electrons" into a subject line, Deco, and then later noted that that
is the belief of an astrologer.

11950> You have the awesome psychic powers that tells you everything about
11950> usenet posters, not the alleged Joe Malloy.

Classic erroneous presupposition. Meanwhile, we have Malloy's own words
to tell us about Malloy.

11950> You are irrelevant, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11950> I clearly stated that is you who is amusing, not the alleged Joe
11950> Malloy.

That's your reading comprehension problem getting in the way again,
Deco.

11950> These all all clearly indicated by the context, which you've
11950> removed.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

11950> This means it is time for you lie about how the digests don't
11950> remove context again.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11951> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11951> Tholen Ham regurgitation:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

11951> 2,300 lines of multiposted digestor spew, Tholen. You can sleep well
11951> tonight secure in the thought that the antagonists have been
11951> vanquished.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

11952> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11952> I hope you realize this will get you digested. You have be warned.

11953> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.troll,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.hackers.malicious,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11953> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

11954> Newsgroups: alt.atheism,alt.fan.bob-larson,alt.law-enforcement,alt.true-crime,alt.usenet.kooks,misc.legal,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11954> Who is "Larry the legal imbecile Glasser"? There is no one in this
11954> newsgroup using that alias.

11955> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

11955> ..

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Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11976> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11976> Still responding to my sockpuppet, I see. Seek professional help,
11976> Tholen.

Practice what you preach, Deco. You are, after all, the one having
one of your alleged sockpuppets respond to yourself, Deco.

11977> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11977> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

11978> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11978> Wot?

11979> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11979> "I'm hip. I just wasted $5.96 on swill."

11980> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11980> Hi, Alexa!

11981> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11981> Bye, Alexa!

11982> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.troll,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.hackers.malicious,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11982> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

11983> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11983> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

11983> I see you are still running away from your own posts, Tholen.

Classic hallucination on your part, Deco.

11983> You sort it out, Tholen. I know you can't.

Classic inconsistency.

11983> [remaining tholen lames flushed, unread]

Classic erroneous presupposition.

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11998> W

Another day, another 68 articles from Art Deco mostly cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

11998> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
11998> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
11998> Trainer and leash holder of:
11998> Honest "Clockbrain" John
11998> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
11998> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

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"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

8944> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

8944> Can you tune a salad?

8945> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8945> ed of my fingers.
8945> arge source of income (=A3180,000,000 a year in fines).

8945> I'm not surprised.

8945> Good for them.

8945> d he think he was doing?!" -- Billy Connolly

8945> A0L!

8946> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8946> The Rorschach tests have been proved to be crap.

8947> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8947> So you k'lame, PHucker.

8947> A0L!

8948> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8948> You are strange.

8948> What makes you think I would do what you do in public?

8948> You swing both ways.

8949> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8949> I feel a draft.

8949> Kook! (And don't tell me I misspelt Tholen)

8950> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8950> Are we back onto your mother now, PHucker?

8950> Charity begins at home.

8951> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8951> Boots is a cat.

8951> Exactly.

8951> Since when?

8952> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8952> And you don't seem to understand pseudo-ramdom number generators as
8952> used in computer programming. Is yours written in FORTRAN, per chance?

8953> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8953> You animal!

8953> A0L!

8954> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

8954> Yup, definitely FORTRAN.

8955> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

8955> I'd rather do what they did to Lennon.

8955> Try golf instead and go for a hole in one.

8956> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

8956> Its what you attach a tholen to.

8957> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology

8957> Well you still can't play for shit. Or attract a crowd.

8958> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8958> Yes, I know how useless Opera is.

8959> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8959> Shoo!

8960> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8960> In your dreams, PHucker.

8960> Nani o itte, omae?

8961> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8961> Yes, he has a 50% bonus in the botty department.

8962> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8962> Que?

8962> Do you want me to start pelting you?

8963> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8963> But I've practiced until I was black in the face.

8964> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8964> That's right. Same longtitude.

8964> No, Japan. When they are here they are gaijin.

8964> No need to remind me, PHucker.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

ah writes:

1746> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1746> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

1747> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1747> Wot?

1748> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1748> the average person doEsn't like coffee; they just want the status.

1749> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

1749> Hi, Alexa!

1750> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

1750> Bye, Alexa!

1751> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.troll,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.hackers.malicious,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1751> *plonk*

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

================================================================================

Peter Hucker writes:

659> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem

659> You won't get much money that way.

659> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

659> A priest went into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year old church member who he'd not seen for years.
659> She welcomed him into the parlour.
659> While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it.
659> The bowl was half filled with water and a condom was floating on top of it.
659> Astonished and shocked, he quickly turned away.
659> But after tea curiosity got the best of him and he asked her about it.
659> "Oh, yes," she said enthusiastically.
659> "While in town last year I found a package on the sidewalk.
659> The directions on the back said 'keep wet and put on your organ to prevent disease.'
659> And you know, I think it works. I haven't had a cold all winter!"

660> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

660> 3 million people are caught speeding a year, and I wonder how many aren't caught. Yet speeding remains illegal - call this a democracy?

660> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

660> Excuse me, are you reading that paper you're sitting on?

661> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

661> That was merely an analogycronomous whatsit.

661> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

661> After an enjoyable eighteen holes of golf, a man stopped in a bar for a beer before heading home. There he struck up a conversation with a ravishing young beauty. They had a couple of drinks, liked each other, and soon she invited him over to her apartment. For two hours they made mad, passionate love.
661> On the way home, the man's conscience started bothering him something awful. He loved his wife and didn't want this unplanned indiscretion to ruin their relationship, so he decided the only thing to do was come clean.
661> "Honey," he said when he got home, "I have a confession to make. After I played
661> golf today, I stopped by the bar for a beer, met a beautiful woman, went back to
661> her apartment and made love to her for two hours. I'm sorry, it won't ever happen
661> again, and I hope you'll forgive me."
661> His wife scowled at him and said, "Don't lie to me, you sorry scumbag! You played thirty-six holes, didn't you?"

662> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

662> It's still in plain view, unsnipped.

662> Stop giggling like a little girl.

662> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

662> Excuse me, are you reading that paper you're sitting on?

663> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

663> But so are you.

663> 90% of men admit to wanking. The other 10% are liars.

663> Double insults are not permitted in demon.local.

663> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

663> Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish?

664> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem

664> Are you a vegetablearian?

664> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

664> A woman calls a Contractor to her house to give her a bid on painting the interior of her house.
664> She takes him into the first room and tells him that she wants it painted pale green.
664> The contractor writes something down on his notepad, goes over to the window and yells down "Green side up!"
664> The homeowner takes him into the next room and tells him that she would like it painted rose colored.
664> The contractor again notes it on his note pad, goes over to the window and opens it. He then yells down, "Green side up!"
664> The woman was curious, but continued to show him the rest of the house.
664> In each room the contractor notes her color choice on his notepad and yells out the window, "Green side up!"
664> When the homeowner had completed the tour, she asked the contractor why he always yelled, "Green side up!" when she told him her color choice, when the colors were all different.
664> He laughed and replied, "I have a crew of blondes across the street laying sod."

665> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,alt.pets.rabbits,alt.religion.islam

665> What is this unhealthy obsession with rhymes? Are you a rapper or sumting?

665> You misspelt cook

665> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

665> A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
665> "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
665> "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

666> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,alt.pets.rabbits,sci.chem

666> Interesting choice of reference, but utterly pointless.
666> [replying here with "utterly butterly" is not permitted]

666> Please write in English or a derivative.

666> 1932.

666> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

666> This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroom please."
666> A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

667> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,soc.men

667> Why are you obsessed with fortran? Did you have an unwanted sexual experience with a fortran tutor at university?

667> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

667> An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.,) and was constantly sending his man-servant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
667> Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water??" demanded the Grand Emir.
667> "A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "white man sit on well."

668> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,soc.men

668> Funny definition of close.

668> What is gaijin?

668> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

668> A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and into the next fairway narrowly missing another golfer.
668> When the first golfer gets to his ball, he is greeted by his unintended victim who angrily tells him of the near miss.
668> "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to yell fore," says the first golfer.
668> "That's funny" replies the second, "you had plenty of time to yell OH, SHIT!"

669> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,soc.men

669> Yes.

669> With skinned rabbits?

669> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

669> _
669> ; `
669> | ;
669> | |
669> : :
669> | |
669> | : _...._ __
669> : ' _.-' `--._.-"" `-.___
669> : \,-' .--. .-'
669> \ ` . ` ,' / |
669> `,_ .:\ , ;
669> ||:| .:` .:; o /
669> | \:, .:\ .:\ `\ _|
669> : `-`. .:: .`::-"
669> / .:/`. :' __..-'\
669> / .:-' `. .:|:|\ .:.:
669> : .:/ \ .:\| `\ .::
669> |.:| `. .:: `..:\
669> |.:`. .`\ .; \.:`.
669> `---' (_:.|.:\ `.__)
669> : .:`-.
669> `.____)

670> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,nyc.transit,alt.pets.rabbits,sci.chem

670> That would make you a mother fucker.

670> Exactly.

670> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

670> Nevertheless, the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition is not to be
670> considered in determining the traditional practice of grammarians. Thus a
670> subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds is not
670> subject to the strong generative capacity of the theory. Of course, the
670> notion of level of grammaticalness is necessary to impose an interpretation
670> on the requirement that branching is not tolerated within the dominance
670> scope of a complex symbol. Conversely, any associated supporting element is
670> to be regarded as an abstract underlying order. Furthermore, this analysis
670> of a formative as a pair of sets of features does not readily tolerate
670> irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules.

671> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,alt.religion.islam

671> You have made a blatant error. If your boomerang didn't come back, you would not have been hit in the face.

671> It's like talking louder to a blind man.

671> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

671> More people in the UK are injured by standing on upturned mains plugs then by electric shocks.

672> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,ne.weather

672> Please read what I wrote properly.

672> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

672> One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?", the woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
672> The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."
672> The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
672> The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
672> The Lord was pleased with the man' honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
672> Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
672> The Lord went down into the water and came up with Heather Locklear. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes!" cried the woodcutter.
672> The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
672> The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Heather Locklear, You would have come up with Tara Reid. Then if I also said 'no' to her, You would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given all three to me. Lord, I am a poor man, and I am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Heather Locklear!"
672> The Moral of This Story: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason and for the benefit of others.

673> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,ne.weather

673> I have never suceeded in getting a dove to wear shoes.

673> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

673> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
673> Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
673> "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

674> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,ne.weather

674> Why would I dream about someone with an empty mind?

674> That is not Japanese. Where are the funny symbols?

674> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

674> Definition of a secretary:
674> An office fixture that isn't permanent until it's been screwed on the boss's desk.

What does that have to do with classical music, Hucker?

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174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

174> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

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Archie Leach writes:

79> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

79> 6 plus 29 plus 1 plus 39 equals 75, but yet, your hashmark count
79> indicates "78" digested posts.

79> Clearly, your digestor is broken and needs to be taken into the shop.

80> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

80> He's definitely gone coconuts.

81> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

81> Well, either way, the numbers "69" and "75" are still not equal to 78,
81> which is the number your digestor puts next to the attribution mark.

81> That is a discrepancy by any definition.

81> Not as much trouble as your Digestor has in counting the number of
81> postings, Tholen.

81> God forbid that your Digestor ever count the number of irrelevant
81> postings YOU make to all the various groups, Tholen.

82> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

82> Clearly, Deco, this appears to be classic coconut-tish behavior on the
82> part of Tholen.

83> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

83> Classic coconuttish response, Tholen.

83> But, if not true, then means that Art Deco is not responding to
83> himself, and so is not an indication that Art Deco has gone
83> "coconuts".

83> Classic one-sided interpretation of the truth value of Art Deco's
83> statement, Tholen.

84> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

84> What does any of that have to do with classical music, OS2 advocacy,
84> Kibology, or white power music, Tholen?

85> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

85> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

86> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

86> Have you ever had any kind of "fun" whatsoever, Tholen?

87> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

87> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

88> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

88> Classic evasion of the question, Tholen. No surprise, really.

What does that have to do with classical music, Leach?

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PaulV...@gmail.com writes:

22> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

22> Tholong, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehn, Goodbye!

What does that have to do with classical music, Rooney?

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John D Salt writes:

4> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology

4> It seqiturs perfectly, you poor sad trolling lackwit. The fact that your
4> dank, fetid and purulently dysfunctional cerebellum is incapable of
4> grasping the filligree of logical associations in Mr. Funk's finely-crafted
4> polyphonic jokelet does not make it a non-sequitur.

4> Pistols at dawn if you ever dare to say such a thing again, blackguard.

4> Meanwhile, might you make some effort in the direction of being less
4> relentlessly tedious in your posting behaviour? I think we have all
4> tacitly agreed to support you if you make a claim to the Guinness folks
4> that you have the highest tolerance yet recorded on the whole of usenet for
4> boneheadedly repetitive prolixity, with bonus marks for keeping it devoid
4> of any trace of interest, wit or humour throughout. You've won. Well
4> done. You can stop now.

What does that have to do with classical music, Salt?

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unread,
Aug 20, 2007, 11:16:40 PM8/20/07
to
Art Deco wrote:
> Tholen Ham tholed:
>
>>Adam Funk writes:
>>
>>> John D Salt wrote:
>>
>>>> Classic unsubstantiated low countries travel destination.
>>
>>> Mornington Crescent^W^W Non sequitur!
>>
>>What does that have to do with classical music, Funk?
>
> Take this to alt.religion.kibology, Tholen.

Take this to alt.non.sequitur, Deco

Art Deco

unread,
Aug 19, 2007, 11:24:12 PM8/19/07
to
Tholen Ham tholed:

>11998> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
>
>Boilerplate spam from Art Deco.

The 12,000 milepost is at hand.

>alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2 year 1
>-------------- ------- ----- ------ ------ ------ ------
>deco 68 1050 4393 3722 2268 0

And four digits in only two months.

Thanks, Tholen!

--

Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy

Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer

Trainer and leash holder of:

Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."

tho...@antispam.ham

unread,
Aug 20, 2007, 2:15:21 PM8/20/07
to
Art Deco writes:

11999> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

11999> Archie Leach wrote:

11999> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another

one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

So, Deco is responding to one of his sockpuppets. Seek professional
help, Deco.

12000> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12000> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12000> Lamer.

12001> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12001> Hi, Alexa!

12002> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12002> Bye, Alexa!

12003> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.troll,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.hackers.malicious,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12003> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12004> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12004> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

12005> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12005> "It comes in this mug with a coolo no-spill cap!"

12006> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12006> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12006> All Tholen can muster for a reply is seven "classic erroneous
12006> presuppositions".

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim. Rather ironic, coming
from someone like you Deco, who could muster only erroneous
presuppositions.

12006> Likely his only reply to this one will be similar.

Entirely dependent on whether you make more erroneous presuppositions,
Deco.

12007> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12007> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12007> Whooooooosh.

12007> Whooooooosh.

12007> Whooooooosh.

Non sequitur.

12007> You must really mean business now, Tholen, you've hauled the all-caps,
12007> the bold, and the exclamations.

"WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!"

--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

12008> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12008> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12008> Idiot; the ad hominems I choose to hurl in your direction have nothing
12008> to do with the alleged Joe Malloy, Tholen.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, Deco, given that you did
mention the Illogical Astrologer.

12009> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12009> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12009> Yet you claim to have intimate knowledge of all my motives for posting
12009> to usenet.

I have intimate knowledge of what you've posted, Deco. Amazing what
one can do with just a little reading comprehension skill, Deco,
something that you lack.

12009> Who is "we", Tholen?

Those with decent reading comprehension skills, Deco, which excludes
you, obviously.

12009> Seek professional help.

Practice what you preach, Deco.

12009> And the lies you post
12009> aren't worth the electrons you waste to post them.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12010> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12010> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12010> Easy for you to claim after you've removed the context, coward:

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12010> Go ahead and run away from the context again, coward, I know you will.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12010> Also note that I was completely correct with my prediction.

Classic hallucination on your part, Deco.

12010> Please post another one of you 'tard lames and claim that I can't read,
12010> it is quite amusing, as are your insipid "debating" tactics.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12011> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12011> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12011> You keep making the claim, Tholen, you substantiate it.

Been there, done that, Deco. Still suffering from reading comprehension
problems, Deco?

12011> Coward.

How ironic, coming from someone hiding behind a fake name.

12012> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12012> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12012> [tholen snecked evidence here]

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

12012> [tholen snecked more evidence here]

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

12012> Good one, Tholen, you ran far and fast away from your claim that I
12012> "completely skipped" John Quincy Adams.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

12012> I posted the message ID where
12012> I used that sock, and posted the message ID where you "digested" said
12012> sock.

Too bad the reference was to the second time around, Deco. Still
suffering from reading comprehension problems, Deco? Indeed, you
were so embarrassed at having skipped him the second time around
that you removed the evidence of your skip from every follow-up.

12012> Go ahead and lie and deny, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12012> You always do.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12012> Perhaps you should
12012> rethink your boilerplate lame about how I can't remember anything.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12013> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12013> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12013> Thanks, Davie, it was another good day.

Who is "Davie", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.

12013> Tholen had to mod his boilerplate here. I wonder why.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12013> Keep repeating this silly line, Tholen, it is a nice demonstration of
12013> your leaps of illogic and your thinking impairments.

How many times, Deco? Will five be enough?

"Keep repeating this silly line, Tholen, it is a nice demonstration of"
--Art Deco

"Keep repeating this silly line, Tholen, it is a nice demonstration of"
--Art Deco

"Keep repeating this silly line, Tholen, it is a nice demonstration of"
--Art Deco

"Keep repeating this silly line, Tholen, it is a nice demonstration of"
--Art Deco

"Keep repeating this silly line, Tholen, it is a nice demonstration of"
--Art Deco

12013> So is this line.

"So is this line."
--Art Deco

"So is this line."
--Art Deco

"So is this line."
--Art Deco

"So is this line."
--Art Deco

"So is this line."
--Art Deco

12013> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12014> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12014> Hi, Alexa!

12015> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12015> Bye, Alexa!

12016> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12016> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

12017> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.troll,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.hackers.malicious,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12017> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12018> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12018> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12018> The 12,000 milepost is at hand.

Only a kook would revel in the measure of his kookiness.

12018> And four digits in only two months.

Only a kook would revel in the measure of his kookiness.

12018> Thanks, Tholen!

12019> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.pjr,alt.non.sequitur

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12019> Twenty-one -- blackjack, pay up.

12020> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12020> "There's his limo now!"

12021> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12021> Viva los CIA remote viewers!

12021> Hi, Alexa!

12022> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12022> I blame FICA.

12023> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12023> "It's a Hawaiian astrologer!"

What makes you think Joe Malloy is Hawaiian, Deco?

Another day, another 25 articles from Art Deco cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12023> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
12023> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
12023> Trainer and leash holder of:
12023> Honest "Clockbrain" John
12023> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
12023> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

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"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

8965> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

8965> And thanks for all the ghoti.

8966> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

8966> How do you know, PHucker? Have you tried it before?

8967> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8967> No, are you a breatheairian?

8968> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8968> Ah, Mr Pounder. Where have you been?

8969> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8969> So you were caught, were you?

8969> OK.

8970> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8970> I thought so. Although the spots did look like a crap to me.

8971> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8971> Well, put it away before someone sees it and calls the police,
8971> PHucker!

8971> Tee hee!

8971> Classic repetition again.

8972> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8972> My butt is not!

8972> So you are a public liar?

8972> What about double entendres?

8973> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

8973> No, are you a crapper, tapper, sapper, mapper, zapper, napper or what?

8973> Its a good thing you're finally learning how to spell. Now if only
8973> Dickless would learn to do the same.

8974> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8974> Now I'm getting butterflies.

8974> Say, are you a glowworm?

8974> Failure to comprehend my point noted.

8974> In which country?

8975> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8975> Projection noted.

8975> Why?

8975> Que?

8976> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8976> I'm not. But it is a heap of shit.

8976> Take what's left of your mind out of the gutter, PHucker.

8976> A0L!

8977> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8977> What? Do you know how large the Universe is?

8977> Foreigner.

8978> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

8978> How? It looks like a pile of crap to me.

8979> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8979> Hello again, Mr Pounder. What's up?

8980> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8980> Please post with something other than Opera.

8981> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8981> Not even those cute little booties they get hawks to wear?

8981> A0L!

8982> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8982> Don't as me, PHucker. They are your dreams.

8982> I'll give you a funny symbol in a minute.

8983> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8983> Another saucerhead -

8984> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8984> OK.

8984> Either that or heir of the dog.

8985> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

8985> Oh, sorry. My bad. I meant a pile of carp.

8985> It happens.

8986> Newsgroups: ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8986> Mmmm ... carbs!

8987> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8987> Where did I say I was hit in the face? I said I practiced until I was
8987> black in the face.

8987> I bet you've done that more than once.

8987> That's shocking!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

ah writes:

1752> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.troll,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.hackers.malicious,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1752> *plonk*

1753> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1753> "Wow! And to think they used to have to put coffee in this!"

1754> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1754> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

1755> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

1755> Hi, Alexa!

1756> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

1756> Bye, Alexa!

1757> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.troll,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.hackers.malicious,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1757> *plonk*

1758> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

1758> right, right, right

1759> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1759> "Paul McCartney has one in his car!"

1760> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1760> WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!

1761> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

1761> Hi, Alexa!

1762> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.non.sequitur

1762> Take this to alt.non.sequitur, Deco

1763> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1763> "It's a suspended tram line!"

1764> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1764> I blame NASA.

1765> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.pjr,alt.non.sequitur

1765> Twenty says you ain't ever seen one!

1766> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power

1766> Classic self-flattery, Deco.

1767> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.aratzio

1767> It would take years.

1767> Suffice it to know that virtually everything but the abuse of others is
1767> proscribed.

1768> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1768> Note: still no response.

1769> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

1769> Filth!

1770> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

1770> SPIKS!!5!

1771> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.pjr,alt.non.sequitur

1771> Twenty-two! You lose!

1772> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,rec.music.classical,alt.cascade,alt.politics.kibo

1772> Wot?

1773> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,rec.music.classical,alt.snuh,comp.lang.python,alt.fan.monty-python

1773> de Handel esta disgustipado!

1774> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1774> "It's a cut-out from an old Sears Catalog!"

1775> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1775> I blame the SPCA.

1776> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,alt.snuh,alt.politics.republican,alt.politics.regionalism.walloon

1776> I don't think so.

1777> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical

1777> Non sequitur.

1778> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.english.usage,alt.music.modern

1778> You aren't afraid of a little pain, are you now, Peter?

1779> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.english.usage,alt.music.modern

1779> I refuse, Deco.

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

================================================================================

Rachel writes:

1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

1> Fish, fish, I won't eat fish. So I says to myself,
1> "No such thing!" I wish. My mommy tells me
1> It's good for my brain. I didn't eat my fish for dinner
1> So in the tub I couldn't think, and I started slippin'
1> Down the drain. So I yells, "Help Mommy, please!
1> Or I'll end up way above the trees."
1> I was going further and further down.
1> My Mommy looked at me and began to frown.
1> "If you ate your fish tonight,
1> You wouldn't be in this terrible fright."
1> She grabbed my hands and pulled me out.
1> My life would now take a different route.
1> The next day we had a huge blue fish,
1> And I ate the whole entire dish.
1> I ate a fish every night.
1> Never once did I put up a fight.
1> My story is ending, and so it is time,
1> To tell you my name is...Albert Einstein.

2> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

2> Yes, I agree. How is right. Our printer is broken. ;)

2> (Mom breaks EVERYTHING every time she comes to visit. Last time she
2> spilled ink all over my white duvet, thank G-d Leanne is the best and
2> fixed it, this time she broke my black halogen lamp, i guess that's a
2> good thing, I have a new one coming from smithsonian, much nicer, and
2> my printer. What a bitch.)

3> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

3> oh g-d. sorry to make mistakes in my new kibolology group. i don't
3> mean a new halogen lamp, i just mean a new lamp.

What does that have to do with classical music, Rachel?

================================================================================

"rec.music.classical" <rec.music...@gmail.com> writes:

25> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

25> I wasn't talking to you, Tholen.

26> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

26> I was going to ask "Where is the erroneous presupposition?", but
26> decided not to bother, because it seems unlikely that you will
26> actually answer.

26> Wrong. Here is the header:

26> No mention of June in the header, only in the message text.

26> To find out what really happened? You would also have seen how
26> tweetie stuck up for you when Deco nominated you for that award.

26> Do you have some reason to believe that they were. I didn't check
26> PJR's, but tweetie's headers looked OK.

When will you wise up and discover that rec.music.classical is
for discussing classical music, rec.music.classical?

================================================================================

PaulV...@gmail.com writes:

23> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

23> No Rachels in demon.local!
23> It's the rule.

What does that have to do with classical music, Rooney?

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alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2 year 1


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bruce 23 669 3369 2867 1979 0
ah 28 452 669 320 112 0


honestjohn 319 445 90 0 0
nobuyout 266 5 0 0 0

hucker 234 284 44 4 2


techno 179 0 0 0 0
baker 153 0 0 0 0
dvh 138 0 0 0 0
snuhwolf 136 2 0 0 0
matt 62 0 0 0 0
wolf 49 0 0 0 0

leach 39 1 39 0 0


holly 37 6 0 0 0
funk 36 0 0 0 0
andrealphus 35 0 0 0 0
*.* 33 0 539 0 0
dizzy 32 15 132 135 522
bahn 31 0 0 0 0
barney 29 0 0 0 0
delaney 28 0 0 0 0

karttunen 26 0 0 0 0
newsgroup 2 26 6 0 0 0

rooney 1 6 3 0 0 0


bookman 5 26 44 15 4
gerry 5 0 0 0 0
granzeau 5 1 0 0 0
hagar 5 22 1 0 0
hall 5 3 70 52 0
oster 5 0 0 0 0

anges 4 0 2 2 0
daedalus 4 0 40 3 0
stacia 4 0 0 0 0
terri 4 0 0 0 0
dan 3 0 0 0 0
dionisio 3 0 0 0 0
ed 3 0 0 0 0
gamble 3 1 5 1 13
gilligan 3 0 0 0 0
knoll 3 0 0 0 0
lamey 3 1 0 0 0
n 3 0 0 0 0
pinku 3 0 24 2 0

rachel 3 3 0 0 0 0


roosevelt 3 0 0 0 0

salt 3 0 0 0 0

177 82 4696 11359 11687 9100 10033

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

unread,
Aug 21, 2007, 1:18:47 AM8/21/07
to
Bruce AKA the alleged jmalloy wrote:
> Right on cue, the plagiarist tho...@antispam.ham tholed 2,495 and 3,612
> lines of his pure, adulterated crappy claptrap (and that's not all he
> tholed). Heaven's help us!

Yes, Bruce, and that cunt Dickless once again tried to hijack one of
my threads.

tho...@antispam.ham

unread,
Aug 22, 2007, 4:29:45 PM8/22/07
to
Art Deco writes:

12024> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12024> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12024> For endless laming built around IKYABWAIs and his own special brand of
12024> 'tard lames, like the above mess,

Why are you referring to yourself in the third person, Deco?

12024> I do hereby nominate
12024> "tho...@antispam.ham", aka David Tholen, aka Wee Davie Tholen, aka
12024> Classic Tholenator(tm), aka Tholen Ham, aka the Illogical Astrologer,
12024> for the Tar & Feathers:

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claims.

12024> "Lifetime Achievement Awards"

12024> "Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award"

12024> "A lifetime achievement award, reserved solely for those who suffer
12024> from Terminal Cluelessness; for those most highly incorrigible past all
12024> hope crusaders who in another time and reality would've been tarred and
12024> feathered and ridden out of town on a rail. Preferably one with a
12024> bridge out. Over a canyon."

12024> Describes Tholen to a T.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim. Rather ironic, as well.

12024> Seconds?

What does your question have to do with classical music, Deco?

12024> No doubt Wee Davie will soon be claiming that the T&F award is "mine."

Who is "Wee Davie", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12024> <snicker>

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

12025> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,rec.music.classical,alt.cascade,alt.politics.kibo

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12025> Wot?

12026> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,rec.music.classical,alt.snuh,comp.lang.python,alt.fan.monty-python

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12026> la vita è buona!

12027> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12027> "It's Brownian motion!"

12028> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.troll,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.hackers.malicious,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12028> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12029> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12029> <snicker>

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

12030> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.pjr,alt.non.sequitur

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12030> And now twenty-three demons have crawled up and out of the pit of hell.

12031> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12031> Classic failure to heed Tholenisms, ah.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12032> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.aratzio

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12032> I'm squinting now.

12033> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12033> Well, it can be safely packed away in the suitcase, you know.

12034> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12034> I blame NSA/GOOGLE.

12035> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12035> Note: still no response.

12036> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12036> NERFZ!!6!

12037> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12037> I like you. How long is your dick?

12037> This is my favorite singer:

12038> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.english.usage,alt.music.modern

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12038> There are ways of dealing with your ilk, ah.

Another day, another 15 articles from Art Deco cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12038> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
12038> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
12038> Trainer and leash holder of:
12038> Honest "Clockbrain" John
12038> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
12038> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

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"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another


one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

"Archie Leach wrote:
WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!"

--Art Deco

So, Deco is responding to one of his sockpuppets. Seek professional

help, Deco.

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

8988> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

8988> What about that fucknozzle ah thole, Paul?

8989> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

8989> ?

8990> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

8990> That's good to hear. How have you been?

8991> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8991> That's rather unfortunate.

8991> I never say nasty things about you. Unlike that PHucker fellow.

8992> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8992> Is the prize a goat?

8993> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8993> How do you know?

8994> Newsgroups: triangle.general,talk.politics.animals,nc.general,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

8994> For a second there, I read your response as years and years of
8994> masturbation.

8995> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

8995> Right on cue, completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless
8995> Davie tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus, whined and
8995> tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

8995> You do not have my permission to post replies to my threads, Dickless.
8995> So piss off.

8995> Because you are an arsehole, Dickless. You haven't posted anything on-
8995> topic in this thread. Which proves you are a troll.

8995> "Clasic" hypocrisy, Dickless.

8996> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8996> Yes, Bruce, and that cunt Dickless once again tried to hijack one of
8996> my threads.

8997> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

8997> Yes, I think so. I forgot that part.

8998> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

8998> Poor Demitrios.

8998> Say, do you know Michael Vickers?

8999> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

8999> You sound a tad bit jealous.

9000> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

9000> You say that like its a bad thing.

9001> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

9001> Its just a fad.

9002> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9002> Since when, PHucker?

9003> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

9003> Now I'm beginning to understand all those dumb Polack jokes.

9004> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

9004> Mastectomy?

9005> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

9005> Was he charged with dogslaughter?

9005> Lucky he was named Lucky then.

9006> Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.fucknozzles,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9006> R.I.P. Rest in Pocono.

9007> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

9007> I bet the 14yo bitch pretended she was 21.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

ah writes:

1780> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

1780> Gowan!

1780> Give 'er a chance!

1781> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.troll,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.hackers.malicious,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1781> *plonk*

1782> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1782> Seconal.

1782> <snicker>

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

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Rachel writes:

4> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

4> OMG! I'm remembering something. How did that go? For McDonald's.

4> something......special sauce, pickles, lettuce, cheese, something
4> something something on a sesame seed bun? [sic]

4> Who remembers that jingle? How does it go?

5> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

5> no, the braces aren't on my fingers, but they confine my movements.
5> they help me be more gentle when i type, so i don't damage my arms and
5> hands. (like getting carpal tunnel)

5> i am not in a wheelchair.

6> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

6> Oh G-d!!!!!!!!! I am a shame to my people, the Kibologists.

6> I can't get my name right (Rachel, not roving gambler, that means I'm
6> bored I have nothing else to do, I'm going to hang out with the losers
6> in the Beatles group lol!) and I make typos due to my braces, my hands
6> feel good, thanks for caring! :)

7> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.religion.kibology,demon.local

7> Is that the stupid film which named their spaceship or whatever you
7> call that, the Messiah?

What does that have to do with classical music, Rachel?

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

1041> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

1041> Is "secret sauce" for your burger.

1042> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

1042> OMG! I'm remembering something. How did that go? For McDonald's.

1042> something......special sauce, pickles, lettuce, cheese, something
1042> something something on a sesame seed bun? [sic]

1042> Who remembers that jingle? How does it go?

1042> Big Mac: two patties, cheese, onion, lettuce, pickle, special sauce all on a
1042> sesame seed bun. I don't think those are offered anymore. Krap, now I'm
1042> hungry!

1043> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1043> Fyhec...Fyhec...Fyhec...

1044> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

1044> Deco tries out for "Blue-Men":

What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

================================================================================

Archie Leach writes:

89> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

89> A Usenet Death Penalty placed on Tholen's Digestor(tm) and Classic
89> Tholenator(tm) would be a good start.

89> (I kid, of course!)

90> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

90> What was presupposed?

90> Classic ambiguity, Tholen.

90> Classic ambiguity, Tholen.

91> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

91> It's pretty clear that Classic Tholenator will not stop until it
91> DESTROYS the human race, Daedalus.

91> (Heh.............."Classic Tholenator doesn't go hunting--it goes
91> KILLING." "The only hand in poker that beats a royal flush? Classic
91> Tholenator's hand.")

What does that have to do with classical music, Leach?

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Daedalus writes:

63> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

63> What are you talking about?

64> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

64> What does Classic Tholenator have to do with the human race, Leach?

What does that have to do with classical music, Daedalus?

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Risto Karttunen writes:

175> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

175> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

176> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

176> What does your question have to do with kibology?

176> What does that have to do with kibology?

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

================================================================================

PaulV...@gmail.com writes:

24> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

24> 'Ah, thole!', he thighed.
24> Chrith Hill will be following thith thread with hith fucknothle
24> dripping!

What does that have to do with classical music, Rooney?

================================================================================

Aratzio writes:

216> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.aratzio

216> This is alt.aratzio,

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

216> tholen is off topic in alt.aratzio.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Aratzio?

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Mahma P. Sitna writes:

3> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology

3> Non sequitur.

3> What is "discution", Atlantis?

3> What does that have to do with classical music, Atlantis?

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Riffy Crane writes:

15> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

15> Tholen, "dear astronomer" is actually better known as "Tho Baby".
15> Lovely chap, seriously.

What does your allegation have to do with classical music, Crane?

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leach 3 42 1 39 0 0


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barney 29 0 0 0 0
delaney 28 0 0 0 0

karttunen 2 28 0 0 0 0
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ross 20 4 62 319 10
fastla 19 0 0 0 0
doctroid 17 0 0 0 0
malloy 17 3 47 30 1
bisectional 16 33 154 377 0
goldstein 16 0 0 0 0
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crane 1 15 16 0 0 0


crighton 15 18 0 0 0

knickerbocker 13 0 0 0 0
wilson 13 0 0 0 0
anonym 12 0 0 0 0
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ifntxktyupll 12 0 0 0 0
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wehrung 12 20 27 75 262
haslam 11 139 534 198 677
bobandcarole 10 0 0 0 0
caduceus 10 0 0 0 0
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leyland 9 1 0 0 0
martin 9 0 0 0 0
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ing 8 0 0 0 0
mcgonnell 8 0 0 0 0
moening 8 0 0 0 0
penguin 7 0 0 0 0

rachel 4 7 0 0 0 0
rooney 1 7 3 0 0 0


salad 7 0 0 0 0
scruffy 7 0 0 0 0

daedalus 2 6 0 40 3 0


dorkless 6 0 0 0 0
kali 6 0 22 6 0
bookman 5 26 44 15 4
gerry 5 0 0 0 0
granzeau 5 1 0 0 0
hagar 5 22 1 0 0
hall 5 3 70 52 0
oster 5 0 0 0 0

anges 4 0 2 2 0

stacia 4 0 0 0 0
terri 4 0 0 0 0
dan 3 0 0 0 0
dionisio 3 0 0 0 0
ed 3 0 0 0 0
gamble 3 1 5 1 13
gilligan 3 0 0 0 0
knoll 3 0 0 0 0
lamey 3 1 0 0 0
n 3 0 0 0 0
pinku 3 0 24 2 0
roosevelt 3 0 0 0 0

salt 3 0 0 0 0


shelly 3 0 0 0 0

sitna 1 3 0 0 0 0


tallis 3 111 0 0 0
vampyres 3 0 0 0 0
77ogra 2 0 0 0 0
allen 2 0 2 0 0
antonomasia 2 0 0 0 0

aratzio 1 2 6 54 133 0


bugged 2 0 0 0 0
bush 2 0 0 0 0
cleveland 2 0 0 0 0
donut 2 0 0 0 0
fillmore 2 1 0 0 0
harrison 2 1 0 0 0
hutcheon 2 0 1 0 0
johnson 2 0 0 0 0
kadaitcha 2 24 40 13 0
leo 2 0 0 0 0
loonie 2 35 178 62 0
lurk 2 0 0 0 0
pervert 2 4 0 0 0
pete 2 0 0 0 0
pluto 2 8 0 0 0
polk 2 3 0 0 0
prai jei 2 3 3 9 11
sharkey 2 0 0 0 0

telstar 2 0 0 0 0
adams 1 2 0 0 0
aeyeaws 1 0 0 0 0
alan 1 0 0 0 0

177 57 4753 11359 11687 9100 10033

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Art Deco writes:

12039> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12039> <snicker>

12040> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12040> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12040> So Tholen, please let all your fans [tantf] know at what point an
12040> antagonist goes from one that you will cascade your lames with, to one
12040> that you only reply to via the Holy Digestor.

What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with classical
music, Deco?

12041> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.aratzio

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12041> Thank you for the reminder; I shall endeavour to remove tholenization
12041> from his rife cross-postings.

12041> [guvf fubhyq or va gur irel svar cevag fbzrcynpr, ohg v'z fgvyy
12041> fdhvagvat]

What does your squinting have to do with classical music, Deco?

12042> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12042> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12042> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12042> *plonk* *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12043> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12043> *plonk* *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12044> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12044> Censoring the antagonists via UDP, of course.

12045> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fucknozzles,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12045> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12045> Removing yourself from attributions again, Tholen. What a big, brave
12045> lamer you are.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12045> *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*!
12045> *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*!
12045> *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*!
12045> *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*!
12045> *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*! *BAWK*!

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

12045> I almost forgot:

12045> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

Another day, another 7 articles from Art Deco cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12045> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
12045> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
12045> Trainer and leash holder of:
12045> Honest "Clockbrain" John
12045> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
12045> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

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"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another


one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

"Archie Leach wrote:
WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!"

--Art Deco

So, Deco is responding to one of his sockpuppets. Seek professional

help, Deco.

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9008> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

9008> Yeah, he probably was.

9009> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9009> That's allowed according to allah.

9009> Didn't he marry a six-year-old?

9009> Its worth a shot.

9009> I know what you mean.

9010> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9010> So how long ago was that, PHucker?

9011> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9011> I want to believe!

9012> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9012> I thought I could smell burning rubber once.

9013> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

9013> Dickless has taken to hijacking my threads now, Bruce.

9014> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

9014> Butt not by you.

9015> Newsgroups: triangle.general,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9015> It was the salmon moose.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

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ah writes:

1783> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1783> <snicker>

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

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Peter Hucker writes:

677> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

677> Look at your watch.

677> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

677> One frigid morning in North Dakota a man turned up at work much the worse for wear.
677> "I didn't sleep a wink," he told a coworker. "I was up all night trying to keep my wife's begonia covered against the freezing cold."
677> "I should be so lucky," his coworker replied. "When it's this cold my wife wears so damn many clothes to bed, I can never get anywhere near her begonia."

678> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

678> Only 7 times, and two of those they let me off. It helps to talk nicely to female officers :-)

678> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

678> Excuse me sir, are you playing the bagpipes or sexually abusing an octopus?

679> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

679> FILTH!

679> If it's classic, stop complaining.

679> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

679> My nephew and I were playing a game of chess tonight. In desperation he mockingly tried to cheat. In a poor imitation of an Italian gangster I said, "You want I should beat you up?"
679> He replied in turn, "I'll kill you first."
679> "Ah," I replied. "The Sicilian Defense."

680> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

680> Not what?

680> I never said they lied in public.

680> With prior permission.

680> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

680> "Mummy told me if I looked at porn, I would turn to stone, and I can feel it starting in my willy."

681> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

681> Illogical.

681> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

681> Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

681> She was a little taken, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling".

681> Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

681> A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called "Bunk Beds". And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

682> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem

682> I meant you'll get more money by taking a hostage.

682> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

682> A man came home from work earlier than usual and caught his wife in bed with his best friend.
682> Enraged, the husband grabbed a gun and shot his friend.
682> His wife said, "You know, if you go on like this, you're going to lose ALL your friends."

What does that have to do with classical music, Hucker?

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Archie Leach writes:

92> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

92> Classic inability to accept a tongue-in-cheek compliment.

92> Classic inability to accept a tongue-in-cheek compliment.

93> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

93> Classic evasion, Tholen.

93> Would you care to state it less ambiguously then, Tholen?

93> Would you care to state it less ambiguously then, Tholen?

94> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

94> Classic evasion.

94> Classic evasion.

What does that have to do with classical music, Leach?

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Risto Karttunen writes:

177> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

177> Of course I am addressing you, dear astronomer. But since it is really
177> incredible that you would fail to understand this, I asked what does
177> _your question_ have to do with kibology (or with anything, for that
177> matter). In other words, what's the point in your extremely silly
177> question? Are you saying that you aren't an astronomer?

178> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

178> Nothing ambiguous in that, dear astronomer.

178> So what, dear astronomer? Can't you understand, dear astronomer, that
178> I am talking to you, dear astronomer? Perhaps I am mistaken, dear
178> astronomer, and you really aren't an astronomer, dear astronomer, but
178> how could I know this, dear astronomer, since you refuse from
178> answering, dear astronomer?

178> I don't know, dear astronomer, why you should have stuck to that "dear
178> astronomer", dear astronomer. You see, dear astronomer: it is you I am
178> addressing, dear astronomer.

178> Classical music, dear astronomer? I am questioning about kibology,
178> dear astronomer.

178> Interesting evasion, dear astronomer. If only you could give an
178> answer, dear astronomer, then we could move on, dear astronomer -
178> possibly even into classical music, dear astronomer.

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

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alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2 year 1


-------------- ------- ----- ------ ------ ------ ------

deco 7 1097 4393 3722 2268 0
bruce 8 697 3369 2867 1979 0
ah 1 456 669 320 112 0
honestjohn 323 445 90 0 0


nobuyout 266 5 0 0 0

hucker 6 240 284 44 4 2


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baker 153 0 0 0 0
dvh 138 0 0 0 0
snuhwolf 136 2 0 0 0
matt 62 0 0 0 0
wolf 49 0 0 0 0

leach 3 45 1 39 0 0


holly 37 6 0 0 0
funk 36 0 0 0 0
andrealphus 35 0 0 0 0
*.* 33 0 539 0 0
dizzy 32 15 132 135 522
bahn 31 0 0 0 0

karttunen 2 30 0 0 0 0


barney 29 0 0 0 0
delaney 28 0 0 0 0

newsgroup 26 6 0 0 0


haller 20 0 0 0 0
ross 20 4 62 319 10
fastla 19 0 0 0 0
doctroid 17 0 0 0 0
malloy 17 3 47 30 1
bisectional 16 33 154 377 0
goldstein 16 0 0 0 0
rudy 16 0 0 0 0

crane 15 16 0 0 0


crighton 15 18 0 0 0

knickerbocker 13 0 0 0 0
wilson 13 0 0 0 0
anonym 12 0 0 0 0
baby 12 0 0 0 0
ifntxktyupll 12 0 0 0 0
imposter 12 1 18 12 0
wehrung 12 20 27 75 262
haslam 11 139 534 198 677
bobandcarole 10 0 0 0 0
caduceus 10 0 0 0 0
double-a 10 148 145 1 0
edwards 9 0 0 0 0
leyland 9 1 0 0 0
martin 9 0 0 0 0
posi 9 0 0 0 0
cerumen 8 0 0 0 0
ing 8 0 0 0 0
mcgonnell 8 0 0 0 0
moening 8 0 0 0 0
penguin 7 0 0 0 0

rachel 7 0 0 0 0
rooney 7 3 0 0 0


salad 7 0 0 0 0
scruffy 7 0 0 0 0

daedalus 6 0 40 3 0


dorkless 6 0 0 0 0
kali 6 0 22 6 0
bookman 5 26 44 15 4
gerry 5 0 0 0 0
granzeau 5 1 0 0 0
hagar 5 22 1 0 0
hall 5 3 70 52 0
oster 5 0 0 0 0

anges 4 0 2 2 0

stacia 4 0 0 0 0
terri 4 0 0 0 0
dan 3 0 0 0 0
dionisio 3 0 0 0 0
ed 3 0 0 0 0
gamble 3 1 5 1 13
gilligan 3 0 0 0 0
knoll 3 0 0 0 0
lamey 3 1 0 0 0
n 3 0 0 0 0
pinku 3 0 24 2 0
roosevelt 3 0 0 0 0

salt 3 0 0 0 0


shelly 3 0 0 0 0

sitna 3 0 0 0 0


tallis 3 111 0 0 0
vampyres 3 0 0 0 0
77ogra 2 0 0 0 0
allen 2 0 2 0 0
antonomasia 2 0 0 0 0

aratzio 2 6 54 133 0


bugged 2 0 0 0 0
bush 2 0 0 0 0
cleveland 2 0 0 0 0
donut 2 0 0 0 0
fillmore 2 1 0 0 0
harrison 2 1 0 0 0
hutcheon 2 0 1 0 0
johnson 2 0 0 0 0
kadaitcha 2 24 40 13 0
leo 2 0 0 0 0
loonie 2 35 178 62 0
lurk 2 0 0 0 0
pervert 2 4 0 0 0
pete 2 0 0 0 0
pluto 2 8 0 0 0
polk 2 3 0 0 0
prai jei 2 3 3 9 11
sharkey 2 0 0 0 0

telstar 2 0 0 0 0
adams 1 2 0 0 0
aeyeaws 1 0 0 0 0
alan 1 0 0 0 0

177 27 4780 11359 11687 9100 10033

hoKEy wOLf

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Art Deco writes:

12046> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12046> <snicker>

12047> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12047> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12047> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12048> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.non.sequitur,alt.sleazy-weasel,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12048> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12048> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

Another day, another 3 articles from Art Deco cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12048> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
12048> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
12048> Trainer and leash holder of:
12048> Honest "Clockbrain" John
12048> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
12048> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

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"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another


one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

"Archie Leach wrote:
WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!"

--Art Deco

So, Deco is responding to one of his sockpuppets. Seek professional

help, Deco.

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9016> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

9016> Like you, perhaps?

9017> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9017> Not again!

9017> Only 10% of them are.

9018> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9018> I know.

9018> You ought to complain! Look at these shoes.

9018> I believe that's called a gambit.

9019> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9019> Ah, women in uniform.

9019> Sometimes its hard to tell with Scotsmen.

9020> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9021> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,soc.men

9021> A hostage, eh? Tell me more.

9022> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9022> I don't wear a watch.

9023> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9023> Hay, don't look at me.

9023> Nope. FrOOtL00p is as stupid as Double-Anus.

9024> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,soc.men

9024> No, I don't thinking I was humping fast enough.

9025> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9025> The saucerheads believe in Darla.

9026> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

9026> Let's hope the next one washing you and the other saucerheads away,
9026> FrOOtL00p.

9027> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9027> I disagree.

9028> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9028> I wonder what he would have said about Dickless?

9029> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9029> Correct. Especially Double-Anus.

9030> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,soc.men

9030> Butt I won't be able to burn rubber then!

9031> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9031> Your not wrong there!

9032> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9032> I always knew FrOOtL00p was too stupid to be their leader.

9033> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,soc.men

9033> Maybe. I'll have to try it and find out.

9034> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9034> It takes real balls to admit when you're wrong.

9035> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9035> That certainly sounds like them.

9036> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9036> That certainly sounds like them.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

ah writes:

1784> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1784> <snicker>

1785> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1785> Viva los longitudinal interferometers!

1785> Hi, Alexa!

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

================================================================================

Risto Karttunen writes:

179> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

179> tholen tholeth:

179> Response to what, dear astronomer? I said that 'dear astronomer' means
179> you, dear astronomer.

179> You are, dear astronomer.

179> So what, dear astronomer? That means still you, dear astronomer.

179> You are, dear astronomer.

179> That means still you, dear astronomer.

179> Why do you repeat that question, dear astronomer?

179> =DDes, yes, dear astronomer.

179> You are, dear astronomer.

179> There isn't, isn't there, dear astronomer?

179> You already forgot, dear astronomer?

179> Oh what a joker you are, dear astronomer, you.

179> Honestly, dear astronomer, I didn't believe that you would stick to
179> each 'dear astronomer' I inserted, just as a bait for you, dear
179> astronomer. You however swallowed it, dear astronomer; my wildest
179> dreams came true, dear astronomer. Then let's play again, dear
179> astronomer.

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

179> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

================================================================================

hoKEy wOLf writes:

50> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.non.sequitur

50> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

What does that have to do with classical music, wOLf?

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ah 2 458 669 320 112 0
honestjohn 323 445 90 0 0


nobuyout 266 5 0 0 0

hucker 240 284 44 4 2


techno 179 0 0 0 0
baker 153 0 0 0 0
dvh 138 0 0 0 0
snuhwolf 136 2 0 0 0
matt 62 0 0 0 0

wolf 1 50 0 0 0 0
leach 45 1 39 0 0


holly 37 6 0 0 0
funk 36 0 0 0 0
andrealphus 35 0 0 0 0
*.* 33 0 539 0 0
dizzy 32 15 132 135 522
bahn 31 0 0 0 0

karttunen 1 31 0 0 0 0


barney 29 0 0 0 0
delaney 28 0 0 0 0

newsgroup 26 6 0 0 0


haller 20 0 0 0 0
ross 20 4 62 319 10
fastla 19 0 0 0 0
doctroid 17 0 0 0 0
malloy 17 3 47 30 1
bisectional 16 33 154 377 0
goldstein 16 0 0 0 0
rudy 16 0 0 0 0

crane 15 16 0 0 0


crighton 15 18 0 0 0

knickerbocker 13 0 0 0 0
wilson 13 0 0 0 0
anonym 12 0 0 0 0
baby 12 0 0 0 0
ifntxktyupll 12 0 0 0 0
imposter 12 1 18 12 0
wehrung 12 20 27 75 262
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caduceus 10 0 0 0 0
double-a 10 148 145 1 0
edwards 9 0 0 0 0
leyland 9 1 0 0 0
martin 9 0 0 0 0
posi 9 0 0 0 0
cerumen 8 0 0 0 0
ing 8 0 0 0 0
mcgonnell 8 0 0 0 0
moening 8 0 0 0 0
penguin 7 0 0 0 0

rachel 7 0 0 0 0
rooney 7 3 0 0 0


salad 7 0 0 0 0
scruffy 7 0 0 0 0

daedalus 6 0 40 3 0


dorkless 6 0 0 0 0
kali 6 0 22 6 0
bookman 5 26 44 15 4
gerry 5 0 0 0 0
granzeau 5 1 0 0 0
hagar 5 22 1 0 0
hall 5 3 70 52 0
oster 5 0 0 0 0

anges 4 0 2 2 0

stacia 4 0 0 0 0
terri 4 0 0 0 0
dan 3 0 0 0 0
dionisio 3 0 0 0 0
ed 3 0 0 0 0
gamble 3 1 5 1 13
gilligan 3 0 0 0 0
knoll 3 0 0 0 0
lamey 3 1 0 0 0
n 3 0 0 0 0
pinku 3 0 24 2 0
roosevelt 3 0 0 0 0

salt 3 0 0 0 0


shelly 3 0 0 0 0

sitna 3 0 0 0 0


tallis 3 111 0 0 0
vampyres 3 0 0 0 0
77ogra 2 0 0 0 0
allen 2 0 2 0 0
antonomasia 2 0 0 0 0

aratzio 2 6 54 133 0


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bush 2 0 0 0 0
cleveland 2 0 0 0 0
donut 2 0 0 0 0
fillmore 2 1 0 0 0
harrison 2 1 0 0 0
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kadaitcha 2 24 40 13 0
leo 2 0 0 0 0
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Art Deco writes:

12049> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12049> There is a reason "tho...@antispam.ham" earned the moniker "Classic
12049> Tholenator".

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12050> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12050> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12050> What a profound post, Tholen.

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

12051> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12051> Tequila!

What does that have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12052> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12052> Viva los Rothschild sleeper agents!

12052> Hi, Alexa!

What does that have to do with astronomy, Deco?

12053> Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments,alt.kook.tom-bishop,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12053> Tommmiiieee was always a good test for the reliability of irony meters;
12053> I see this is still true.

What does that have to do with poetry, Deco?

12054> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12054> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12054> Thanks, Tholen, I appreciate the kind words.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12055> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12055> Garfish! Where you been? I see you still have a one-track mind.

What does that have to do with alien visitors, Deco?

12056> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12056> Classic erroneous presupposition.

How ironic.

12057> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.society.sovereign,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12057> Clockbrain is still demanding attention from me? Poor Clockbrain.

What does that have to do with Art Bell, Deco?

12058> Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12058> Cranks don't go bad, unless they break. If you were a real macho
12058> messenger you'd be on a fixie.

Another day, another 10 articles from Art Deco cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12058> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
12058> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
12058> Trainer and leash holder of:
12058> Honest "Clockbrain" John
12058> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
12058> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

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"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another


one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

"Archie Leach wrote:
WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!"

--Art Deco

So, Deco is responding to one of his sockpuppets. Seek professional

help, Deco.

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9037> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9037> So did you?

9038> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,soc.men

9038> Or do it in a bank safe.

9039> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9039> You'll, of course, notice how quickly they started stalking me.

9040> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9040> Hallo Mr Pounder.

9041> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9041> Not personally.

9042> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9042> What size?

9043> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9043> No, I would never disagree with you, Mr Pounder.

9044> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9044> Why ask me?

9045> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9045> Nope. No pocket watch either.

9046> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9046> Sure he is.

9046> Didn't we have this discussion before?

9047> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9047> Actually, he's half right and half left.

9048> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9048> Find one yourself, you lazy sod.

9049> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9049> I'm not surprised.

9050> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9050> Since when, PHucker?

9050> A wise move.

9051> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,soc.men

9051> Yes, its always good to make a buck on the side. Or any other position
9051> for that matter.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Peter Hucker writes:

684> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

684> You are extremely unobservant. Which of us placed the support groups in the the newsgroup line?

684> Any further wild accusations will result in a brick through your window.

684> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

684> Instructions for a replacement laptop battery, purchased from Japan, included the following gems of English:
684> "Do not make the battery be short-cycle, it will be affected seriously"
684> "Do not hit, throw, or abuse, it will cause the corrosive appears on the battery"
684> "Do not store the battery in a hot, wet, and rainy room"
684> "Do not throw the battery to the fire, keep it far away, it will be exploded by this"
684> "Do not decompose, repair, or juggle the battery, it will burn, the alkalescency liquor will cause fire or hurt to human, even death"
684> "Do not perforate the battery with a sharp weapon"
684> "Plug the battery into laptop and it is available when you hear "Du". Please pay more attention to IBM series and try more to debar this kind of problem"
684> "Why does my laptop always be shut down automatically before previse to dormancy for many times?"

685> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem

685> Comprehension requires the writer to make an effort too.

685> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

685> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.

686> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.english.usage,alt.music.modern

686> Pain is there for a reason.

686> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

686> An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
686> A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
686> "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."

687> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

687> An animal is an animal.

687> Don't they die out?

687> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
687> the national grid?

687> __________
687> _.=3D'"----.._ `""--.._
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687> =3D' \ /'=3D=3D'
687> `-...-` `-...-'

688> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

688> HE placed them there.

688> If I see someone stealing VCRs from a shop, I am not responsible for replacing them.

688> That would require me knowing where you live. Why are you being paranoid?

688> Mad? Just amazed at your stupidity.

688> Bruce can do what he likes. I only look bad to people (in groups I don't frequent anyway) who don't understand what a "followup" is or the trolls that misuse them (if there is actually a legitimate use for that command).

688> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

688> Five out of four Americans have trouble with fractions.

689> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,nyc.transit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem

689> Repetition noted.

689> I don't know, you made the point.

689> Exactly.

689> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

689> Definition of Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

690> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.religion.islam

690> Quite possibly.

690> That almost rhymed. Try again.

690> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

690> He saw her in her birthday suit swimming by the pier
690> She said, "Please go away," but he pretended not to hear.
690> "If you don't go I'll stay in here 'til it's dark."
690> 'That's OK by me," he said, "I only came to feed the shark."
690> -- Benny Hill

691> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

691> Invalid frame of reference.

691> But it's the name of a place in Japan.

691> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

691> Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
691> At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
691> Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
691> Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
691> Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
691> Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
691> Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
691> When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
691> When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
691> Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

692> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,ne.weather

692> Find me a better newsreader then.

692> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

692> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

693> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,ne.weather,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

693> Nevererdofem.

693> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

693> Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a "real" man.

694> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,ne.weather,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

694> But you're the one who likes to psychoanalyze people.

694> [crosses legs]

694> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

694> Instructions:
694> It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir - gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
694> ..
694> ..
694> ..
694> How to make coffee - what were you thinking of?

695> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

695> Why else would your face become black?

695> I don't think I've spoken to more than one blind man.

695> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

695> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

696> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

696> We're not all weird.

696> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

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696> VHHHMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHV
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697> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem

697> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

697> Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close to them.
697> "Oh! That doesn't sound good," one says to the other.
697> As soon as the words were spoken, an Indian jumps out from behind a tree and said, "Yeah, our regular drummer is out sick."

698> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

698> Then remove one's watch from one's pocket.

698> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

698> Cobra: 2 conjoined bras.

699> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

699> Stop spoiling the jokes!

699> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

699> If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

700> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

700> Bruce did not "suggest" I post to other groups. He placed them in a followup line. Like I'm going to check that every time.

700> A more accurate analogy would be my wife adjusting the speedometer so it reads incorrectly.

700> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

700> Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

701> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

701> Ever heard of a phrase beginning with "sticks and stones"?

701> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

701> Hot Tub Tips for Women

701> It is not lady like to straddle a water jet, moan in ecstasy, then
701> scream at the top of your lungs, "Oh yes baby!"

701> Washing your partners back is sexy. Washing your pantyhose
701> is not!

701> Group nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant experience,
701> but don't spoil things by making snide remarks like "I've seen bigger
701> wangs on Hamsters"

701> It's OK to pass a joint while tubbing. It's not OK to pass gas.

701> Don't think you're fooling anybody by trying to pass off your vibrator
701> as a toy submarine!

702> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem,soc.men

702> I didn't write your point.

702> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

702> There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

703> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

703> Psssst, honestjohn is a poofter. He alledgedly hangs around with Neil Barker.

703> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

703> Did you hear about the new instant lottery game in India?
703> You scratch the ticket and if the dot matches the one on your forehead, you win a convenience store in the US.

704> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

704> That has to be the worst joke ever.

704> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

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705> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

705> A speedometer is a big dial in front of you (on most cars, mine is broken). The follwups line is not something you bother looking at, as it's almost never used. Plus, speeding is an offence (although it shouldn't be). Posting in another group is not.

705> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

705> Men are like bagpipes. You won't get anything unless you blow them first.

706> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

706> The quality of your jokes is deteriorating.

706> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

706> What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
706> Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

707> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

707> Hey there's a pattern here. Both are replies to Bruce.....

707> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

707> ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
707> COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
707> ABBOTT: Mac?
707> COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
707> ABBOTT: Your computer?
707> COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
707> ABBOTT: Mac?
707> COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
707> ABBOTT: What about Windows?
707> COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
707> ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
707> COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
707> ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
707> COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
707> ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
707> COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
707> ABBOTT: Office.
707> COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
707> ABBOTT: I just did.
707> COSTELLO: You just did what?
707> ABBOTT: Recommend something.
707> COSTELLO: You recommended something?
707> ABBOTT: Yes.
707> COSTELLO: For my office?
707> ABBOTT: Yes.
707> COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
707> ABBOTT: Office.
707> COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
707> ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
707> COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say THAT I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
707> ABBOTT: Word.
707> COSTELLO: What word?
707> ABBOTT: Word in Office.
707> COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
707> ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
707> COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
707> ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
707> COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
707> ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
707> COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
707> ABBOTT: Real One.
707> COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
707> ABBOTT: Of course.
707> COSTELLO: Great! With what?
707> ABBOTT: Real One.
707> COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
707> ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
707> COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
707> ABBOTT: The blue "1".
707> COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
707> ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
707> COSTELLO: What word?
707> ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
707> COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"!
707> ABBOTT: No, just one. But it' s the most popular Word in the world.
707> COSTELLO: It is?
707> ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
707> COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
707> ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
707> COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
707> ABBOTT: Money.
707> COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
707> ABBOTT: Money.
707> COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
707> ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
707> COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
707> ABBOTT: Money.
707> COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
707> ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
707> COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
707> ABBOTT: One copy.
707> COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
707> ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
707> COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
707> ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

708> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

708> Luddite.

708> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

708> There is a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.
708> The control centre in the US calls:
708> "Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen." He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.
708> A few moments later the control centre calls again:
708> "Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen." He sits down and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuelinjectionto engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.
708> A little later on, headquarters calls again:
708> "Woman, woman please approach the screen." She sits down and just as she is about to be told what to do she says.....
708> "I know I know!! Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything."

709> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

709> Careful, Pounder like vicars.

709> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

709> When you own Llamas... spit happens

710> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem

710> I'm not the one moaning about it.

710> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

710> The husband was furious when he found out the cheque account was empty.
710> When he confronted his wife, she simply said, "It's my turn."
710> "What do you mean, your turn?" yelled the husband.
710> "In bed," she explained, "you've been making early withdrawals for years. Now it's my turn."

711> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,soc.men,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

711> You're not surprised I'm not into hawkery?

711> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

711> Keyboard error - press any key to continue...

712> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,soc.men,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

712> Since you started telling me to stop projecting.

712> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

712> Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

713> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

713> You mean you tell decent jokes at a price?

713> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

713> In 1999 the creators of KY Jelly created a new product. It was called "Y2K Jelly." It allowed you to get four digits in your date instead of two.

What does that have to do with classical music, Hucker?

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Risto Karttunen writes:

180> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

180> tholen tholed:

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What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

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deco 10 1110 4393 3722 2268 0
bruce 15 733 3369 2867 1979 0
ah 458 669 320 112 0


honestjohn 323 445 90 0 0

hucker 30 270 284 44 4 2


nobuyout 266 5 0 0 0

techno 179 0 0 0 0
baker 153 0 0 0 0
dvh 138 0 0 0 0
snuhwolf 136 2 0 0 0
matt 62 0 0 0 0

wolf 50 0 0 0 0
leach 45 1 39 0 0


holly 37 6 0 0 0
funk 36 0 0 0 0
andrealphus 35 0 0 0 0
*.* 33 0 539 0 0
dizzy 32 15 132 135 522

karttunen 1 32 0 0 0 0


bahn 31 0 0 0 0
barney 29 0 0 0 0
delaney 28 0 0 0 0

newsgroup 26 6 0 0 0


haller 20 0 0 0 0
ross 20 4 62 319 10
fastla 19 0 0 0 0
doctroid 17 0 0 0 0
malloy 17 3 47 30 1
bisectional 16 33 154 377 0
goldstein 16 0 0 0 0
rudy 16 0 0 0 0

crane 15 16 0 0 0


crighton 15 18 0 0 0

knickerbocker 13 0 0 0 0
wilson 13 0 0 0 0
anonym 12 0 0 0 0
baby 12 0 0 0 0
ifntxktyupll 12 0 0 0 0
imposter 12 1 18 12 0
wehrung 12 20 27 75 262
haslam 11 139 534 198 677
bobandcarole 10 0 0 0 0
caduceus 10 0 0 0 0
double-a 10 148 145 1 0
edwards 9 0 0 0 0
leyland 9 1 0 0 0
martin 9 0 0 0 0
posi 9 0 0 0 0
cerumen 8 0 0 0 0
ing 8 0 0 0 0
mcgonnell 8 0 0 0 0
moening 8 0 0 0 0
penguin 7 0 0 0 0

rachel 7 0 0 0 0
rooney 7 3 0 0 0


salad 7 0 0 0 0
scruffy 7 0 0 0 0

daedalus 6 0 40 3 0


dorkless 6 0 0 0 0
kali 6 0 22 6 0
bookman 5 26 44 15 4
gerry 5 0 0 0 0
granzeau 5 1 0 0 0
hagar 5 22 1 0 0
hall 5 3 70 52 0
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stacia 4 0 0 0 0
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cleveland 2 0 0 0 0
donut 2 0 0 0 0
fillmore 2 1 0 0 0
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hutcheon 2 0 1 0 0
johnson 2 0 0 0 0
kadaitcha 2 24 40 13 0
leo 2 0 0 0 0
loonie 2 35 178 62 0
lurk 2 0 0 0 0
pervert 2 4 0 0 0
pete 2 0 0 0 0
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polk 2 3 0 0 0
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177 56 4864 11359 11687 9100 10033

Art Deco

unread,
Aug 25, 2007, 10:49:59 PM8/25/07
to
Tholen Ham tholed:

>alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2

>-------------- ------- ----- ------ ------ ------

>deco 10 1110 4393 3722 2268

Still #1. Thanks, Tholen.

--

Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy

Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer

Trainer and leash holder of:

Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."

tho...@antispam.ham

unread,
Aug 26, 2007, 3:50:26 PM8/26/07
to
Art Deco writes:

12059> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12059> Viva los free-energy hydrogen welders!

12059> Hi, Alexa!

12060> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.society.sovereign,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12060> I predict he won't get over it or learn anything.

12061> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12061> Tequila!

12062> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.tv.firefly,alt.religion.kibology,triangle.bizarre,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12062> I prefer GN.

12063> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12063> Nyy unvy gur SAIJ, sbe ur unpr zhpu terngarff!

12064> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12064> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12064> [...]

12064> Another profound post, Tholen. I like these, keep them going.

12065> Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12065> Some more babble that indicates you know nada about bicycles and bike
12065> messengers, please.

12066> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12066> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12066> I agree, Tholen.

12067> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12067> Tequila!

12068> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12068> Hi, fro0tbat! I see you are still a post-editing lamer, and a coward.

12069> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12069> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12069> Another chance for you to run away, Tholen:

12069> Please explain how the newsgroups into which I choose to cross-post
12069> have any connection with "my" alleged Golden Killfile, Tholen.

What does your request have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12069> Don't worry, I'll clip your cowardly Tholen weasel "what does that..."
12069> non-answer back into this thread so that others will be able to see the
12069> context you've run away from. You can thank me later.

How ironic, coming from the person who keeps clipping the context from
his hypocritical boilerplate screed. Run away from the following
quotation of yours, Deco:

"One last note about the holy digestor -- as it is a reflection
of Davey's bizarre world where everyone must be referred to only
by their family name"
--Art Deco

12070> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12070> Tequila!

12071> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12071> Viva los Chinese alien technology!

12071> Hi, Alexa!

12072> Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments,alt.kook.tom-bishop,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12072> Be sure to post a lits of all those so *plonk*ed and include moi,
12072> Tommmiiieee.

12073> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12073> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12073> Still #1. Thanks, Tholen.

Only a kook would be proud of being the #1 kook.

12074> Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12074> Tommmiiieee caught yapping through his hat again? I am shocked.

12075> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12075> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12075> Tholen tries to blow another batch of brand-new irony meters. Glad to
12075> see that I've still got a rent-free pad inside your skull, though, and
12075> thanks for more sig material.

Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from the

person who keeps following me around, despite the alleged Golden
Killfile.

12076> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12076> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12076> Good job, Tholen, you sure told him a thing or two.

12077> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.tv.firefly,alt.religion.kibology,triangle.bizarre,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12077> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

Another day, another 19 articles from Art Deco cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12077> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
12077> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
12077> Trainer and leash holder of:
12077> Honest "Clockbrain" John
12077> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
12077> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

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"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another


one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

"Archie Leach wrote:
WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!"

--Art Deco

So, Deco is responding to one of his sockpuppets. Seek professional

help, Deco.

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9052> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9052> Not dazed and confused?

9053> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9053> Who doesn't? A0L!

9054> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9054> How very true.

9054> Since when?

9055> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9055> What do you mean by "quite"? It is. There's no question.

9055> Rhymed with what, PHucker?

9056> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,soc.men

9056> No pain no gain.

9057> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9057> Book burner!

9058> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9058> What about bishops?

9059> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9059> So, just like your wife, you never moan?

9060> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9060> With all those parrots? Why would you be?

9061> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9061> Film at 11?

9062> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9062> No wonder you didn't get it.

9063> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9063> Your jokes are so bad they are already spoilt.

9063> Beats me. Why do you ask?

9064> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9064> So you k'lame. You with your parrot fetish and all.

9065> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9065> You don't say!

9066> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9066> Eventually.

9067> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9067> Luser! A0L!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Peter Hucker writes:

714> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

714> Scots are tightwads who are saving up to become Jewish.

714> If you want to know that kind of thing, ask dickless.

714> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

714> Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
714> To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

715> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem,alt.religion.islam

715> Not while operating on a newsreader.

715> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

715> If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

716> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,soc.men,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

716> They're both birds.

716> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

716> "Take off lid and push up bottom." (From a stick deodorant label)

717> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,soc.men,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

717> Your place or mine?

717> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

717> Stupid laws, number 467: In America, it is illegal to put money in someone elses parking meter.

718> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

718> I don't make them up you know.

718> To confuse you, and make things generally irritating.

718> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

718> More people in the UK are injured by standing on upturned mains plugs then by electric shocks.

719> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

719> There are 18.3 million parrot owners.

719> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

719> In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

720> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem,soc.men

720> Ok, in the future I will write everything for you.

720> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

720> An Italian, a German and an Australian football fan were arrested in a small Arabian state when they were caught pi$$ing on a religious building after an all night drinking binge.
720> The trio have to face up to the local sultan and are dished out the typical punishment for religious desecration - 20 lashes of the whip to the back.
720> But the Sultan was a big football fan so he kindly granted them two wishes each - but they were not allowed to decrease the number of lashes or the type of punishment.
720> The Italian says " Well we are the World Champions so I go first. I want the pleasure of a beer and a pillow.".
720> The Sultan grants his wishes.
720> With a wide grin the Italian drinks his beer and binds the pillow to his naked back.
720> But after 10 lashes the pillow falls apart and he has to painfully endure the remaining 10 lashes which leave deep welt marks on his back.
720> The German saw all this and spends a few minutes thinking before smiling. "I would like to have two pillows for my back".
720> The Sultan thinks about the uniqueness of the wishes but decides to grant it given he has used up his two wishes in one go.
720> However after 15 lashes of the whip both pillows have fallen apart and the German has to painfully endure the remaining 5 lashes which leave deep welt marks on his back.
720> The Australian is grinning from ear to ear and mutters something under his breath about a bullshit penalty.
720> "Ok my first wish is to double the number of lashes to 40." There is stunned silence in the hall.
720> The Italian, German and Sultan are a little surprised at the first wish but then remember the strong fighting performance the Aussies put up during the World Cup in Germany 2006.
720> The Italian and German look at each other and nod in admiration - obviously this Aussie wants to show how tough he is.
720> The Sultan ask the Aussie for his second wish. "Tie the Italian to my back" he replies.

721> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.religion.islam

721> It's only maybe possibly hence the quite.

721> Itself.

721> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

721> She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

722> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

722> Er dunno, google fuckup.

722> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

722> A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and into the next fairway narrowly missing another golfer.
722> When the first golfer gets to his ball, he is greeted by his unintended victim who angrily tells him of the near miss.
722> "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to yell fore," says the first golfer.
722> "That's funny" replies the second, "you had plenty of time to yell OH, SHIT!"

723> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

723> AFAIK the world record is 8.5 minutes.

723> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

723> At a tennis club bar on Hilton Head Island, South Carolina, a guest became both loud and abusive.
723> Two of the waiters had to physically throw the drunk out of the door.
723> He re-entered moments later.
723> One of the regulars commented, "Perhaps they put too much backspin on him."

724> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

724> Dunno, but knight to queens rook 4.

724> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

724> ,
724> / \
724> .' '.
724> / \
724> /.-. .-.\
724> `/ '.' \`
724> .' '.
724> /.--. .--.\
724> `/ '. .' \`
724> .' ` '.
724> /.---. .----.\
724> `/ `. .' \`
724> .' `.' '.
724> /,----, ,----,\
724> `'-.__.;-,____,-;.__.-'
724> |||||
724> |||||
724> `"""`

725> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

725> So?

725> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

725> Why do blondes have more fun?
725> They are easier to keep amused.

726> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

726> you didn't win either.

726> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
726> the national grid?

726> After an enjoyable eighteen holes of golf, a man stopped in a bar for a
726> beer before heading home. There he struck up a conversation with a ravishing young beauty. They had a couple of drinks, liked each other, and soon she invited him
726> over to her apartment. For two hours they made mad, passionate love.
726> On the way home, the man's conscience started bothering him something awful. He loved his wife and didn't want this unplanned indiscretion to ruin their relationship, so he decided the only thing to do was come clean
726> ..
726> "Honey," he said when he got home, "I have a confession to make. After I
726> played golf today, I stopped by the bar for a beer, met a beautiful woman, went back to her apartment and made love to her for two hours. I'm sorry, it won't ever happen again, and I hope you'll forgive me."
726> His wife scowled at him and said, "Don't lie to me, you sorry scumbag! You played thirty-six holes, didn't you?"

727> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

727> You need to get a brain and work out why I'm posting in there.

727> Why are you so concerned about these people anyway?

727> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
727> the national grid?

727> A. Top posters.
727> Q. What's the most annoying thing on Usenet?

728> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

728> Do you mean:

728> a) Mr Hucker is not a loser

728> b) Oh no Mr Hucker has beaten me.

728> BTW, which position were you in Mr Pounder?

728> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
728> the national grid?

728> A. Top posters.
728> Q. What's the most annoying thing on Usenet?

729> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

729> Why should I spend my time correcting what Bruce has done?

729> I don't go around the streets putting traffic cones back up when others =
729> knock them down either.

729> Ask Bruce. Or ask yourself why you aren't doing anything about Bruce.

729> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
729> the national grid?

729> "The knack to flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and=
729> miss."

What does that have to do with classical music, Hucker?

================================================================================

"rec.music.classical" <rec.music...@gmail.com> writes:

27> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

27> The Unanswered Question. Why not go listen to some Ives, tweetie?
27> You will learn as much from that as from trying to talk to Tholen.

27> Why do you think he always finds time for his digest, and to reply to
27> me and the other trolls, but he won't reply to you when you ask him a
27> question on a subject that he pretends to know and care about? You
27> still seem to think he has something to tell you about music, and
27> perhaps it was true a few years ago, but by now you know more than he
27> does, even about his beloved wind band music. Perhaps the coward
27> thinks that if he kkeps avoiding the question and doesn't try to
27> discuss music with you, we won't realize that.

27> Summer's almost over & classes start in 1 1/2 weeks - good luck in
27> grad school.

27> It's probably Barnes.

28> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

28> On the basis of looking in the google archives: he replies and
28> compiles in auk.

28> I am asking why you won't answer a question about classical music
28> asked by somebody who is studying classical music. Why won't you talk
28> about classical music, Tholen?

28> That's not even grammatical, Tholen.

28> Why not?

28> Why don't you post here using your real name?

28> Right - you are so endlessly fascinating that I spend my life dreaming
28> of you and regretting that you are so far away. Just how gay do you
28> think I am?

28> No to me.

28> Yes, I am here, but that is irrelevant to the question of how many
28> mysteries are here, Tholen.

When will you wise up and discover that rec.music.classical is
for discussing classical music, rec.music.classical?

================================================================================

PaulV...@gmail.com writes:

25> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

25> It's bad for the cleaner...

What does that have to do with classical music, Rooney?

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Art Deco

unread,
Aug 26, 2007, 4:50:29 PM8/26/07
to
Tholen Ham tholed:

>Art Deco writes:
>
>12059> Newsgroups:
>alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os
>2.advocacy

r.m.c isn't in this lits, yet you are compelled to "digest" my posts
into rec.music.classical, and then whine when I reply to your post.


>
>Deco ... must ... cross-post ...
>
>12059> Viva los free-energy hydrogen welders!
>
>12059> Hi, Alexa!

For hypocritically whining about how I never discuss music in
rec.music.classical (see sig for example) but then coping all my posts
into the same newsgroup via his obsessive digests, I nominate
tho...@antispam.ham (y'all already know the akas, I won't lits them
here) for the Office of Darth Bawl.

Anyone care to second?

--

Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy

Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer

Trainer and leash holder of:

Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."


--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"

"Why are you now discussing Art Deco, rec.music.classical,
the coward using a fake name who avoids answering questions
and doesn't try to discuss music with anyone?"

tho...@antispam.ham

unread,
Aug 27, 2007, 3:29:10 PM8/27/07
to
Art Deco writes:

12078> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel,alt.non.sequitur

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12078> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12078> r.m.c isn't in this lits, yet you are compelled to "digest" my posts
12078> into rec.music.classical, and then whine when I reply to your post.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12078> For hypocritically whining about how I never discuss music in
12078> rec.music.classical (see sig for example) but then coping all my posts
12078> into the same newsgroup via his obsessive digests, I nominate
12078> tho...@antispam.ham (y'all already know the akas, I won't lits them
12078> here) for the Office of Darth Bawl.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12078> Anyone care to second?

What does your question have to do with classical music, Deco?

12079> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12079> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12079> It's not "my" Golden Killfile, Tholen.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

12079> You are still unable to grasp this simple fact.

12080> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12080> As promised, I'm replying to myself

Seek professional help, Deco.

12080> in order to put Tholen's non-answer
12080> back into the context from which it was ripped:

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12080> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12080> Non-answer, prediction below confirmed. There is therefore zero
12080> relationship between the two. Tholen caught in another example of his
12080> illogic.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12080> To what "boilerplate screed" are you referring, Tholen? My sig file?

What do your questions have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12080> Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

12080> Classic BFD, Tholen. Another chance for you to run away: please
12080> explain how including your out-of-context quote intact and in context
12080> is "running away". Also, good to see that post still chaps your hide.
12080> Maybe some aloe salve will help. Nah, don't bother.

Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from the

person who keep running away from the evidence that he believes
ah's family name is "ah":

"One last note about the holy digestor -- as it is a reflection
of Davey's bizarre world where everyone must be referred to only
by their family name"
--Art Deco

12080> Ooooo, I see another opportunity to boost my Wee Davie Tholen
12080> boilerplate screed.

Who is "Wee Davie Tholen", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

12081> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.flame,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12081> Frog me next, please, I need some new UV points.

12082> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12082> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12082> Oooooh, yes! 262 lines! Thanks, Tholen, you boosted your "art deco"
12082> screed again.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12082> Word count: 'Deco' -- 104 occurrences

Classic obsession on your part, Deco.

12082> You just can't get enough of me, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12082> I can't say how much I appreciate the gestures.

Having talking problems now, Deco?

12083> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12083> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12083> Classic idiocy, Tholen.

I'm well aware of your classic idiocy, Deco. No need to tell me about
it.

12083> 1) I see that your Golden Killfile award is not longer mine, but is now
12083> "the alleged".

Classic hallucination on your part, Deco.

12083> 2) Oh you poor baby, someone dares to reply to your posts. The nerve
12083> of some people. Go check the length of your "art deco" screed, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12083> 3) The FNVW awarded you the Golden Killfile.

Obviously not, Deco.

12083> 4) I did not award you the Golden Killfile.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

12083> 5) All I did was nominate you for the honor.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

12083> 6) You still have failed to demonstrate how I am bound to not reply to
12083> your digests as a result of facts 3, 4, and 5.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12083> 7) Go whine about the alleged Joe Malloy again, Tholen, that is always
12083> funny.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12083> 8) Despite fact 6, you continue to leap to all sorts of silly
12083> conclusions about the Golden Killfile, despite the fact that the
12083> definition of the award is easily accessible.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12083> 9) Usenet is an open forum.

Irrelevant, given that I never claimed otherwise, Deco.

12083> 10) You have no control over fact 9.

Irrelevant, given that I never claimed otherwise, Deco.

12083> 11) Choke on facts 9 and 10.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12083> PS -- I'll also put your cowardly weasel "answers" to this post back
12083> into the proper context, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12084> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12084> Tequila!

12085> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12085> Viva los Tom Bearden hyperdimensional physics!

12085> Hi, Alexa!

12086> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12086> Nyy unvy gur SAIJ, sbe ur unpr zhpu terngarff!

12087> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12087> Still on bingo coherency, I see.

Another day, another 10 articles from Art Deco cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12087> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
12087> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
12087> Trainer and leash holder of:
12087> Honest "Clockbrain" John
12087> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
12087> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

Message-ID: <290720060819346837%er...@netcabal.com>

Message-ID: <050820060758108935%er...@netcabal.com>

Message-ID: <240220070923413658%er...@caballista.org>

Message-ID: <120420071251145347%er...@caballista.org>

Message-ID: <090520071324119553%er...@caballista.org>

Message-ID: <300720071940133793%er...@caballista.org>

"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another


one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

"Archie Leach wrote:
WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!"

--Art Deco

So, Deco is responding to one of his sockpuppets. Seek professional

help, Deco.

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9068> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9068> True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.

9069> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9069> What if they blew smoke up their butts?

9069> They should learn to lob.

9070> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9070> Damn, check!

9071> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9071> Its not even winter where you are.

9072> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9072> Hardly. More like a poopdeck.

9073> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9073> One pound lost.

9074> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

9074> What about the pool filter?

9075> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9075> Since when?

9076> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9076> Hallo Mr Pounder

9077> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9077> I heard he was bent.

9078> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9078> If you insist.

9079> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks

9079> I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.

9079> You should get out more often.

9080> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

9080> Now they just need to work out what Darla did with the other one.

9081> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9081> You Shaw?

9082> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9082> Can you repeat that please?

9082> I see nothing that rhymes with Itself, PHucker.

9083> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9083> Show me on Google Earth where this Gaijin place is in Japan, PHucker.

9084> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9084> How does one operate on a newsreader?

9085> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9085> A bird in the hand eh?

9086> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9086> You could have fooled me, PHucker.

9086> Icy.

9086> How does one stand on an upturned mains plug?

9087> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9087> So are you k'laming to be a member of some weird cult now, PHucker?

9088> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9088> Mine's closer for me.

9089> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

9089> I said pool filter not poo filter!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Peter Hucker writes:

730> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

730> Well you had better.

730> Well it's certainly not reflecting from your lawn.

730> Yes, on your £100K a year job, ok.

730> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

730> Britney Spears is pregnant. She plans to breast feed.
730> In other words, the child will have an abundant supply of artificial milk.

731> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem,soc.men

731> Stoppit, I'm supposed to write that.

731> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

731> Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati - When all else fails, play dead.

732> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

732> Why is this any more likely to help than say..... threading mangos on their fingers?

732> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

732> Saying that she is promiscuous is an understatement.
732> She'll go zero to sixty-nine in under fifteen seconds."

733> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

733> With no use of brain?

733> And hang around with blind men?

733> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

733> Did you hear about the little Indian chief who didn't know the difference between heads and tails?
733> He was always bringing home scalps with holes in them.

734> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.religion.islam

734> Not sure.

734> Bot!

734> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

734> Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"
734> Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"
734> He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."
734> A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says, "Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"
734> Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"
734> He says, "Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a the United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."
734> A guy in the back of the shop yells, "Yo, Giuseppi . . . you know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?"
734> He says, "No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?"
734> The guy yells, "That's the guy who's bangin' your wife while you're in night school."

735> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

735> I can't. It was google web.

735> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

735> Women claim that they never pursue a man. Well, by the same token, a mousetrap never pursues a mouse, but the end result is
735> the same.

736> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

736> You'll never get it. Bruce types in the name of the group.

736> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

736> One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones farm, knocked, and Jammer's wife Frannie came to the door.
736> "Is your husband home, Ma'am?" he asked.
736> "Sure is. He's over to the cow barn."
736> "Well, I got something to show him, Ma'am. Will I have any difficulty finding him?"
736> "Shouldn't have any difficulties... He's the one with the beard and mustache."

737> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

737> Well there is certainly enough water in England MUAHAHAHAAH!!!

737> [awaits proof]

737> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

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737> \_ (-'\'___'_\ __,'_'
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737> '"./_._._-'

738> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

738> Remind me of the stats for last month.....

738> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
738> the national grid?
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739> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

739> what did you forget?

739> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

739> I dialed one of those 900 numbers to get some financial advice. They advised me not to dial 900 numbers.

740> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

740> Oooooh did I hit a raw nerve?

740> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

740> It turns out a Chinese food deliveryman who was thought to be missing, was actually stuck in a Manhattan apartment building elevator for 4 days.
740> The man is ok, but the building's owner is charging him $1,500 rent.

741> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

741> Everyone knows how to play chess.

741> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

741> Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.

742> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

742> Whatchagonnadoaboutit?

742> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

742> Advice given to RAF pilots during WWII:
742> "When a prang seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slow and gently as possible."

743> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

743> Fires aren't for warmth they're for fun.

743> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

743> Bikini e pareo, camicia di pizzo e shorts, top e gonna di crochet!

What does that have to do with classical music, Hucker?

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Risto Karttunen writes:

181> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

181> tholen tholed:

181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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181> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

181> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

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PaulV...@gmail.com writes:

26> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fucknozzles

26> I guess that's a job Chrith would enjoy!

What does that have to do with classical music, Rooney?

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Alexander Shulga writes:

1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology

1> Tholenization is zymotic?

What does your question have to do with classical music, Shulga?

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ah 458 669 320 112 0
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ah

unread,
Aug 27, 2007, 10:01:49 PM8/27/07
to
Art Deco wrote:
> Tholen Ham tholed:
>
>>Art Deco writes:
>>
>>12059> Newsgroups:
>>alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os
>>2.advocacy
>
> r.m.c isn't in this lits, yet you are compelled to "digest" my posts
> into rec.music.classical, and then whine when I reply to your post.
>>
>>Deco ... must ... cross-post ...
>>
>>12059> Viva los free-energy hydrogen welders!
>>
>>12059> Hi, Alexa!
>
> For hypocritically whining about how I never discuss music in
> rec.music.classical (see sig for example) but then coping all my posts
> into the same newsgroup via his obsessive digests, I nominate
> tho...@antispam.ham (y'all already know the akas, I won't lits them
> here) for the Office of Darth Bawl.
>
> Anyone care to second?

SEVONDED!

Art Deco

unread,
Aug 27, 2007, 10:12:18 PM8/27/07
to
ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

TY. Hopefully Tholen will lie and deny that I am the person who
nominated him for the Darth Bawl, it is really funny to see.

Archie Leach

unread,
Aug 28, 2007, 5:49:02 AM8/28/07
to
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:

>ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Art Deco wrote:
>>> Tholen Ham tholed:
>>>
>>>>Art Deco writes:
>>>>
>>>>12059> Newsgroups:
>>>>alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.
>>>>os
>>>>2.advocacy
>>>
>>> r.m.c isn't in this lits, yet you are compelled to "digest" my posts
>>> into rec.music.classical, and then whine when I reply to your post.
>>>>
>>>>Deco ... must ... cross-post ...
>>>>
>>>>12059> Viva los free-energy hydrogen welders!
>>>>
>>>>12059> Hi, Alexa!
>>>
>>> For hypocritically whining about how I never discuss music in
>>> rec.music.classical (see sig for example) but then coping all my posts
>>> into the same newsgroup via his obsessive digests, I nominate
>>> tho...@antispam.ham (y'all already know the akas, I won't lits them
>>> here) for the Office of Darth Bawl.
>>>
>>> Anyone care to second?
>>
>>SEVONDED!
>
>TY. Hopefully Tholen will lie and deny that I am the person who
>nominated him for the Darth Bawl, it is really funny to see.

After all, according to Tr0len, I'm merely your sock puppet. *SNARF*


tho...@antispam.ham

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Aug 28, 2007, 4:33:52 PM8/28/07
to
Art Deco writes:

12088> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12088> Tholen Ham,

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12088> too much of a coward to reply to me directly,

Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from someone
so cowardly as to use a fake name.

12088> applied a
12088> liberal dose of his standard non-answers, evasions, IKYABWAIs, and
12088> lies. Read them all:

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12088> An IKY, there's an intelligent response.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12088> And now a 'tard lame, as well as a lie: "despite the alleged Golden
12088> Killfile." It is right there in your words above.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12088> Of course it is so much easier to lie when you remove the context of
12088> other's statements, Tholen.

Obviously, Deco, based on your own attempts to do so.

12088> Standard non-Tholen-answer number 2 or 3.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12088> You whined about me replying to your posts, calling it "following me
12088> around", yet you've been counting posts for years on end, and your "art
12088> deco" screed is up to 260 lines now.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12088> It is only "obvious" to you, Tholen. Here is the post, which you will
12088> no doubt just lie about:

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12088> Note carefully the From: line, Tholen, it clearly says "Friendly
12088> Neighborhood Vote Wrangler", for which FNVW is an acronym.

Irrelevant, given that I never claimed otherwise, Deco.

12088> And you
12088> love to accuse others of "reading comprehension problems," heh.

With good reason, Deco.

12088> Do continue to lie about who gave you your award, Tholen, it is amusing.

Classic erroneous presupposition. Do continue to respond, Deco, thus
proving that there is no such Golden Killfile.

12088> A Tholen lie, unsupported by anything, especially evidence. Indeed,
12088> the evidence above states exactly the opposite.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim on your part, Deco.

12088> I see you didn't bother to back this lie with anything remotely
12088> resembling evidence.

Classic hallucination on your part, Deco.

12088> Another lie through another standard answer. Nowhere have you
12088> demonstrated anything of the sort.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim on your part, Deco.

12088> Today you turned 3 lines into 80+ lines of Tholen froth (aka "Malloy
12088> digest"). Yes, your obsession is funny.

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Deco? Malloy is the
non-OS/2 user obsessively trolling in an OS/2 newsgroup.

12088> Another lie.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim on your part, Deco.

12088> The evidence is right there in your precious "art deco"
12088> screed: "So much for Deco's Golden Killfile." You have made an
12088> illogical leap from the word "killfile" to a conclusion that I have, or
12088> am supposed to, add "tho...@antispam.ham" into my filter list.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12088> Nor
12088> have you demonstrated your claim that the award is "mine" and indeed
12088> have chosen to ignore reams of evidence to the contrary.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12088> Whether you made such a claim or not is of course irrelevant and
12088> another one of your diversionary canards.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12088> You are the poster whining
12088> about being "followed around" on an open forum.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12088> Your words are right there above.

Your words are right here, Deco:

"I monitor your personal sandbox"
--Art Deco

Still having trouble remembering your admission that you follow me around,
Deco?

12088> The same standard diversionary canard, meaningless.

I'm well aware of your standard diversionary canard, Deco. No need to
tell me about it.

12088> You whine about me
12088> replying to your digests when you are utterly impotent to do anything
12088> about it except whine.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12088> Another standard meaningless non-answer. There is no presupposition,
12088> either "erroneous" or "classic".

I'm well aware of your standard meaningless non-answer, Deco. No need to
tell me about it.

12088> You suck at debate, Tholen.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim on your part, Deco. Rather
ironic, coming from someone who can't even support a consistent argument:

"One last note about the holy digestor -- as it is a reflection
of Davey's bizarre world where everyone must be referred to only
by their family name"
--Art Deco

"It is plainly evident to anyone with a pair of neurons that


you use either the family name or some other form of shorthand
to form the labels for your oh-so-important count categories."
--Art Deco

Classic inconsistency; first "only", now "either...or".

12089> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel,alt.non.sequitur

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12089> TY. Hopefully Tholen will lie and deny that I am the person who
12089> nominated him for the Darth Bawl, it is really funny to see.

What does your illogical hope have to do with classical music, Deco?

12090> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.tv.firefly,alt.religion.kibology,triangle.bizarre,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12090> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12091> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.society.sovereign,alt.astronomy,alt.aratzio,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12091> Especially when all that ammo cooks off.

12092> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12092> Nyy unvy gur SAIJ, sbe ur unpr zhpu terngarff!

12093> Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12093> Who is the little Outer Filth here?

12094> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,soc.men,alt.consciousness,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12094> The funny part is that the punk calls his little gay/pedo laming
12094> kookdance "kicking ass."

12095> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.visitors

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12095> Alexa has been relegated to Teranews as Earthstink finally gave her the
12095> heave-ho also. She and Kazoo are in rare company together.

12096> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.global-warming,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12096> mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges

12096> Forwarded to alt.astronomy, the experts on post editing:

12097> Newsgroups: news.groups,soc.men,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12097> Who?

12098> Newsgroups: alt.astrology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astrology.pro,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12098> *Yes*!

12098> I made the latest Eddiiiieeee lits, UV point #262.

12098> [malformed sig flushed]

12099> Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12099> Still no track bike, either.

12100> Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12100> Yet Tommiiieee was up there with his 40-pound Schwinn.

12101> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,misc.health.alternative,sci.med.cardiology,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12101> Very well then, for his breakthrough quack medical cure via starvation,
12101> I nominate Andy Benhur Chung for yet another Victor Von Frankenstein
12101> Weird Science Award.

12101> Seconds?

12101> He probably already has that position, but it is hard tell from
12101> attempts to parse fro0tbat-speak.

12101> [comp.os.os2.advocacy added for the benefit of the Illogical
12101> Astrologer.]

12102> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.visitors

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12102> TINC, and don't bother attempting to locate the stealth hot-dog stands.

12103> Newsgroups: alt.freemasonry,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.conspiracy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.conspiracy.new-world-order,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12103> Another Freemason bigot frother?

12104> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12104> And then right on cue, the world's worst debater turns a three-line
12104> post into 80 lines of pure kookscreed.

12105> Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12105> I had that all wrong, thanks for the correction.

Another day, another 18 articles from Art Deco cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12105> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
12105> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
12105> Trainer and leash holder of:
12105> Honest "Clockbrain" John
12105> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
12105> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

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"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another


one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

"Archie Leach wrote:
WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!"

--Art Deco

So, Deco is responding to one of his sockpuppets. Seek professional

help, Deco.

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9090> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9090> About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...

9091> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9091> Why not?

9092> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9092> Ooooh! You did not!

9093> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9093> How long is it?

9094> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9094> Why? You didn't win then either!

9094> Nice clock!

9095> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9095> Don't ask me. I just find the concept amusing.

9096> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9096> Arsonist, eh?

9097> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9097> I'm sorry but I do not speak Welsh. Can you say that again in English?

9098> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9098> What sorts of things?

9099> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9099> Well, what am I supposed to write?

9100> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks

9100> I didn't realise I need to.

9100> Why not? You might learn a thing or two.

9101> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9101> So?

9102> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9102> That sounds nothing like it.

9102> Bot doesn't rhyme with Itself, PHucker.

9103> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9103> Kudecha? Don't you mean Kukuchka? Mark Kukuchka the Belfort fag?

9104> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9104> He doesn't have a phallus either.

9105> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9105> Nick off!

9106> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9106> Mooslimes k'lame there's 1 billion of them. And they are as weird as
9106> you can imagine.

9107> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9107> In your dreams, PHucker.

9107> So what is an upturned mains plug then?

9108> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9108> I do not wear socks.

9109> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9109> I bet you say that to all the guys.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

ah writes:

1795> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1795> Nyy unvy gur SAIJ, sbe ur unpr zhpu terngarff!

1796> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel,alt.non.sequitur

1796> SEVONDED!

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

================================================================================

Peter Hucker writes:

744> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem,alt.religion.islam

744> With due care and attention. SCALPEL!

744> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

744> Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
744> Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
744> The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
744> Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
744> Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
744> Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
744> Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn't land."

745> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,nyc.transit

745> Weird cults don't have that many numbers.

745> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

745> Carpe Foxum: Seize the Babe.

746> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

746> It's not hard to do.

746> With your foot.

746> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

746> When Amanpreet was just a youngster, he went to the drug-store. He asked the pharmacist, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"
746> The druggist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?"
746> "Sure do. They keep you from getting venereal diseases."
746> The druggist was impressed. "That's right, son. Do you know what the ribs are for?"
746> Preet paused and then answered, "Well, not really, but they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up!"

747> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

747> Er... one that is upside down. If you've never seen a UK plug, you may not realise that ours are unique in having the prongs at right angles to the flex. This makes them less likely to fall out the wall if the cord is yanked, but they tend to sit prongs up on the floor and if you stand on them they bloody hurt.

747> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

747> Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

748> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

748> I beat you, vigourously.

748> [crosses legs]

748> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
748> the national grid?

748> A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
748> The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

749> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

749> Where did you hear of this concept?

749> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

749> A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and into the next fairway narrowly missing another golfer.
749> When the first golfer gets to his ball, he is greeted by his unintended victim who angrily tells him of the near miss.
749> "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to yell fore," says the first golfer.
749> "That's funny" replies the second, "you had plenty of time to yell OH, SHIT!"

750> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

750> Uhh..... alledgedly.

750> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

750> A backward poet writes inverse.

751> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

751> Araff! Camerau cylflimder!

751> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

751> Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds. A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with him. As Jesus looks out over the gathering he calls to one of his apostles. "Paul... Paul," he calls out.
751> Paul hears his name and comes to the front of the gathering. "Yes Jesus, how may I serve you" he exclaims. Just then a guard comes up to Paul, cuts Paul's right arm off with his sword, and throws him back into the crowd, saying "No
751> one is allowed to speak with the prisoner!"
751> Jesus once again calls his name. "Paul . . .Paul", he calls. Paul, determined goes to the front of the gathering again. There he meets the same guard who this time cuts off the left arm, and both legs and throws him back into the crowd.
751> Jesus yells out once again , "Paul... Paul". Paul, who is now lying on his back on the ground attempts to roll to the front of the gathering. The guard seeing this determination and devotion finally weakens and decides to let Paul speak to Jesus. He goes over to Paul, picks him up and brings him to the front of the crowd.
751> Paul, with tears in his eyes looks up to his savior and speaks, "Yes Jesus, I am here. What is it I can do for you?"
751> Jesus looks over the horizon and then to Paul and states, "Oh nothing. I just wanted to tell you that I could see your house from here!"

752> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

752> I think I already said that.

752> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

752> "The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."

753> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem,soc.men

753> Quite in the back!

753> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

753> Five out of four Americans have trouble with fractions.

754> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

754> so it doesn't exist on google earth.

754> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

754> A lady come home and caught her husband in the act of cheating on her.
754> The rural housewife went to the back of the house and returned with the family's .22 caliber rifle.
754> Aiming the weapon at her husband's balls she said, "I'm gonna turn a bull into a steer, Jon!"
754> "No no!" pleaded Jon. "Not like this! C'mon, Judi, give me a sporting chance, darlin'!"
754> "All right. I will. You can set 'em to swinging . . . "

755> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

755> [slaps self on forehead]

755> How to operate a dog correctly?

755> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

755> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

756> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.religion.islam

756> GROAN.

756> SEE ABOVE.

756> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

756> What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
756> The guy that gave it to him.

757> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

757> Which part of you would you like nicked off?

757> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

757> ;.
757> ; `.
757> ; :
757> :',:.`.
757> ::;`:::
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757> `: ::
757> '. .'
757> '.'
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758> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,nyc.transit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.religion.islam

758> Good point.

758> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

758> One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

759> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

759> Miracle Gro?

759> Wages will suffice.

759> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

759> Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

What does that have to do with classical music, Hucker?

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Risto Karttunen writes:

182> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

182> tholen tholeth:

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibilogy, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with shkibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with gibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

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182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

182> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

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Archie Leach writes:

95> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel,alt.non.sequitur

95> After all, according to Tr0len, I'm merely your sock puppet. *SNARF*

Why are calling Art Deco "Tr0len", Leach? It was, after all, Art Deco
who claimed that you are merely his sock puppet. Or are you suffering
from reading comprehension problems, Leach?

"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another
one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

96> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,misc.health.alternative,sci.med.cardiology,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

96> Seconded. It's amazing how Chungles will hook up with a certain
96> cliche (right now it's "stomachs laughing and singing") and use it for
96> about 500 consecutive posts.

96> And he has the GALL to say that his posts are "not repetitive".

What does that have to do with classical music, Leach?

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Archie Leach

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Aug 28, 2007, 7:08:35 PM8/28/07
to
tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

>Why are calling Art Deco "Tr0len", Leach? It was, after all, Art Deco
>who claimed that you are merely his sock puppet. Or are you suffering
>from reading comprehension problems, Leach?
>
> "Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another
> one of my sockpuppets."
> --Art Deco

It is obvious that Deco was making his statement in jest.

It is apparent that you're not capable of detecting "jest" or
"sarcasm".

Therefore, my reading comprehension is quite fine, thank you. It is
yours that needs to be tweaked, along with your defective Digestor
count.

Art Deco

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Aug 28, 2007, 9:56:08 PM8/28/07
to
Archie Leach <mungez@mo.i> wrote:

Tholen can't understand that other humans are not as stiff and formal
as he tries to be.

--

Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy

Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer

Trainer and leash holder of:

Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."


--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"

"Why are you now discussing Art Deco, rec.music.classical,


the coward using a fake name who avoids answering questions
and doesn't try to discuss music with anyone?"

rec.music...@gmail.com

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Aug 28, 2007, 11:21:53 PM8/28/07
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<tho...@antispam.ham> wrote in message
news:46d1d980$0$11039$4c36...@roadrunner.com...

Please correct your numbering: the count should be 34.

>
> alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2
year 1
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Archie Leach

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Aug 29, 2007, 5:12:48 AM8/29/07
to
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:

>Tholen Ham tholed:


>
>>Archie Leach writes:
>>
>>95> Newsgroups:
>>rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demo
>>n.local,alt.sleazy-weasel,alt.non.sequitur
>>
>>95> After all, according to Tr0len, I'm merely your sock puppet. *SNARF*
>>

>>Why are calling Art Deco "Tr0len", Leach? It was, after all, Art Deco
>>who claimed that you are merely his sock puppet. Or are you suffering
>>from reading comprehension problems, Leach?
>>
>> "Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another
>> one of my sockpuppets."
>> --Art Deco
>

>Another hook Tholen will never turn loose of. Another patented Tholen
>'tard lame, too. More illogic from the Illogical Astrologer.
>>
>>96> Newsgroups:
>>alt.usenet.kooks,misc.health.alternative,sci.med.cardiology,alt.astronomy,comp.


>>os.os2.advocacy
>>
>>96> Seconded. It's amazing how Chungles will hook up with a certain
>>96> cliche (right now it's "stomachs laughing and singing") and use it for
>>96> about 500 consecutive posts.
>>
>>96> And he has the GALL to say that his posts are "not repetitive".
>>

>>What does that have to do with OS/2, Leach?
>
>Congratulations, Archie, you've made the ranks of antagonists that
>Classic Tholenator will only reply to via Holy Digestor vomit.

And another funny thing, he posted seperate Digest0r screeds to rmc
and c.o.o.a. What a mar00n!!

tho...@antispam.ham

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Aug 29, 2007, 8:22:09 AM8/29/07
to
Archie Leach writes:

>> Why are calling Art Deco "Tr0len", Leach? It was, after all, Art Deco
>> who claimed that you are merely his sock puppet. Or are you suffering
>> from reading comprehension problems, Leach?
>>
>> "Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another
>> one of my sockpuppets."
>> --Art Deco

> It is obvious that Deco was making his statement in jest.

Irrelevant, Leach; what is relevant is the fact that Deco made the
statement, not some "Tr0len".

> It is apparent that you're not capable of detecting "jest" or
> "sarcasm".

Classic hallucination on your part, Leach. It is apparent that
you're not capable of detecting the real issue here, Leach.

> Therefore, my reading comprehension is quite fine, thank you.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim:

"After all, according to Tr0len, I'm merely your sock puppet."

--Archie Leach

If you had decent reading comprehension skills, Leach, you would have
written "After all, according to Art Deco, I'm merely his sock puppet."
You didn't, hence the evidence for your poor reading comprehension
skills, Leach.

> It is yours that needs to be tweaked,

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

> along with your defective Digestor count.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Aug 29, 2007, 5:58:56 PM8/29/07
to
Art Deco writes:

12106> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12106> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12106> Yeah, you're quite the polished debater, Tholen:

12106> "Classic unsubstantiated..."
12106> "Classic erroneous..."
12106> "Classic hallucination"
12106> "Classic pontification"
12106> "What does that have..."
12106> "I'm well aware that you..."
12106> "Still having..."
12106> "How ironic..."
12106> "Irrelevant, given that I never..."

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Deco? You're the
one using unsubstantiated and erroneous claims, erroneous presuppositions,
pontifications, hallucinations, irrelevancies, and ironic remarks, which
means that you're not a debater, Deco.

12106> <snicker>

What does that have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12107> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12107> Tholen Ham tholed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?

12107> Another hook Tholen will never turn loose of.

Aw, Deco doesn't like having the evidence for his lie out there.
Have you ever considered not lying in the first place, Deco?

12107> Another patented Tholen 'tard lame, too.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12107> More illogic from the Illogical Astrologer.

Non sequitur, given that Joe Malloy hasn't been involved in the
discussion to this point, Deco.

12107> Congratulations, Archie, you've made the ranks of antagonists that
12107> Classic Tholenator will only reply to via Holy Digestor vomit.

Who is "Classic Tholenator", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

12108> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12108> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12108> Nice 'tard lame, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12108> Nice lits o' haet, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

1208> Nice of you to put me #1, as usual.

You enjoy being the #1 kook, Deco?

12109> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12109> W

12110> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12110> E

12111> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12111> D

12112> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12112> I am pleased to offer the name of Dr. David Tholen, aka
12112> "tho...@antispam.ham", aka the Illogical Astrologer,

Non sequitur, given that Joe Malloy hasn't been involved in the
discussion to this point, Deco.

12112> aka Classic
12112> Tholenator, aka Tholoon, aka Trollen, for this honor. His lies have
12112> been documented for years and years, including a website:

Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from the person
who lied about Archie Leach being one of his sockpuppets.

12113> Newsgroups: alt.astrology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astrology.pro,alt.astrology.metapsych,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12113> Put me on your next lits, Eddiiieee.

12114> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12114> Thanks, ko0k. You respond well to instructions, unlike a number of
12114> other ko0ks.

12115> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12115> A

12116> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12116> V

12117> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12117> I

12118> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12118> E

12119> Newsgroups: soc.men,alt.astronomy,rec.gambling.lottery,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12119> Put up the bait and they all come running.

12120> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12120> T

12121> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12121> H

12122> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12122> O

12123> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12123> E

12124> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12124> N

12125> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.usenet.kooks,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12125> Who are "they", Brad?

12126> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12126> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12126> Your shoes are all sticky with wet paint, Tholen.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

12126> Hope this helps.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12127> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

12127> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12127> "What does your leading question laced with a 'tard lame have to do
12127> with OS/2, Tholen?"

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12127> He posts three lines,

Still having counting problems, Deco?

12127> you swallow the bait

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12127> and froth back

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12127> with 80 lines, most of them spam.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12127> See if you can sort it out, I don't think you are able.

What you think is irrelevant, Deco. Rather ironic, coming from the
person who still hasn't sorted it out. Have you even sorted out
whether Archie Leach is one of your sockpuppets or not, Deco?

12128> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12128> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12128> Painted into another corner, Tholen responds with another one of his
12128> 'tard lames.

Classic erroneous presuppositions.

12129> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12129> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12129> Hardly, Tholen. You refuse to face the truth.

Classic erroneous presuppositions.

12129> "So much for Deco's Golden Killfile." -- Tholen, the lying weasel

Classic erroneous presuppositions.

12130> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12130> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12130> Another lie, Tholen.

I'm well aware that you lied again, Deco. No need to tell me about it.

12130> You've claimed again and again that the Golden
12130> Killfile award is mine.

And you've repeatedly responded with "*plonk*", Deco, yet you're still
responding. And some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12130> You also cowardly ran away from the evidence
12130> that indicates you are lying.

Classic erroneous presuppositions. Rather ironic, coming from the
person who cowardly uses a fake name and continues to cowardly run
away from his lie about Archie Leach being one of his sockpuppets.

12130> The evidence from the post clearly
12130> indicates that the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler gave you your
12130> Golden Killfile award.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12130> I was not even mentioned in the post.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

12130> What a surprise.

What does your surprise have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12131> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.sleazy-weasel,alt.non.sequitur

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12131> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12131> Irrelevant, Tholen, given that I was discussing how you run away and
12131> lie by removing relevant context of previous posts via your Holy
12131> Digestor.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12131> Also, I do not respond to your lames

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12131> via a silly post counting "digest".

Irrelevant, given that I never claimed otherwise, Deco. You do, however,
respond with silly one-letter-at-a-time postings, Deco. That's one of
the kookiest practices on Usenet.

12131> The Tholen auto-response

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12131> will no doubt be "classic erroneous presupposition,"

Ah, so you recognize that you used an erroneous presupposition, Deco.

12131> rather than facing the issue in an honest manner.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12132> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12132> L

12133> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12133> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12133> Keep harping on your Golden Killfile award,

Classic erroneous presupposition. Witness all the continued responses.

12133> it just shows how clueless you really are.

Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from someone

as clueless as you, Deco. You still think that Archie Leach is one of
your sockpuppets:

"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another
one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

12133> Good of you to lie about it yet again, too.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12133> "So much for Deco's Golden Killfile."

12133> <snicker>

What does that have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12134> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12134> E

12135> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12135> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12135> Incorrect as usual, Tholen.

I'm well aware that you're incorrect as usual, Deco. No need to tell
me about it.

12135> I don't need yet another Real Life Outer
12135> Filth ko0k on my hands,

You have your hands full with yourself, Deco.

12135> although I'm sure you'd like to become just that.

Classic hallucination on your part, Deco.

12135> Do call me a coward again for pointing out your post editing.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12135> <snicker>

What does that have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12136> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12136> ..

12137> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12137> E

12138> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12138> T

12139> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12139> A

12140> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12140> B

12141> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12141> E

12142> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12142> D

12143> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12143> T

12144> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12144> A

12145> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12145> S

12146> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12146> K

12147> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12147> C

12148> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12148> U

12149> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12149> S

12150> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.religion.kibology

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12150> Tholen can't understand that other humans are not as stiff and formal
12150> as he tries to be.

Another day, another 45 articles from Art Deco often cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12150> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
12150> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
12150> Trainer and leash holder of:
12150> Honest "Clockbrain" John
12150> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
12150> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

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"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another


one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

"Archie Leach wrote:
WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!"

--Art Deco

So, Deco is responding to one of his sockpuppets. Seek professional

help, Deco.

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9110> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9110> I think PHucker told me.

9111> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9111> Do you really think it will do any good?

9112> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,uk.misc,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9112> Do you mean "Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can!"?

9113> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9113> Forgotten already, eh?

9114> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9114> Oh, so you are Welsh. That explains quite a few things.

9115> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9115> I follow the Napoleonic Code.

9116> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9116> I think you have become a little too paranoid lately.

9117> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9117> How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
9117> imperial.

9118> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9118> Darla communicated it to FrOOtL00p once when he took his tinfoil hat
9118> off and he told everyone in alt.astronomy.

9119> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9119> That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.

9120> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks

9120> Is that a personal habit of yours?

9120> Or which end to kiss.

9121> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9121> It also means if you are being electrocuted, you can't yank the cord
9121> out of the socket!

9121> You English truly are strange.

9122> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9122> So you are not a member of a weird cult? Or are you also a mooslime?

9123> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9123> Sure, that's easy for you to say. You're the one with all the parrots.

9124> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9124> One of your parts. I wish to see if you're any good.

9125> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9125> Better than yours.

9126> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9126> Hmm ... I smell a conspiracy.

9127> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9127> Nope, that doesn't either.

9127> Neither does that, PHucker.

9128> Newsgroups: alt.revisionism,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9128> Or letting them sit in front of a computer.

9129> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9129> What should we call you then?

9130> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9130> By pounding them?

9131> Newsgroups: alt.revisionism,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9131> Why?

9132> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9132> Butt surely you're joking?

9133> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9133> I meant in one of his poasts.

9134> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

9134> I don't know about that butt its true Dickless is often mistaken for a
9134> woman.

9135> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9135> Isn't it obvious?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

"rec.music.classical" <rec.music...@gmail.com> writes:

29> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

29> Somebody kick them - the needle is stuck again.

30> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

30> Please correct your numbering: the count should be 34.

31> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

31> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, Tholen. Have you listened to
31> the piece?

31> No, why do you ask?

31> On your part.

31> Aren't you sure, Tholen?

31> On your part. You have replied to my posts in this thread, but you have not
31> yet replied to her question.

31> Presupposition failure.

31> She's starting her MA in musicology next week; your degrees are in science.

31> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, Tholen.

31> And one can hope that you will also be too busy with school. Are you ready
31> for the start of term?

31> I'm just guessing, based on previous posts. Feel free to correct me if my
31> guess is wrong.

32> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

32> He does not "reply and compile" in many rec.music.classical, Tholen.

32> On your part.

32> On your part. When was the last time you talked about music?

32> Thanks for the correction, Tholen.

32> Nice evasion of the question, Tholen.

32> Sarchasm noted.

32> About as much as any of your posts, Tholen.

32> It's not a mystery to me, Tholen.

32> No, it does not.

When will you wise up and discover that rec.music.classical is
for discussing classical music, rec.music.classical?

================================================================================

Archie Leach writes:

97> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical

97> And another funny thing, he posted seperate Digest0r screeds to rmc
97> and c.o.o.a. What a mar00n!!

98> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.religion.kibology

98> It is obvious that Deco was making his statement in jest.

98> It is apparent that you're not capable of detecting "jest" or
98> "sarcasm".

98> Therefore, my reading comprehension is quite fine, thank you. It is
98> yours that needs to be tweaked, along with your defective Digestor
98> count.

What does further evidence of your reading comprehension problem have


to do with classical music, Leach?

================================================================================

Risto Karttunen writes:

183> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

183> tholen tholeth:

183> Just try to understand that recurring phrase, dear astronomer.

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

================================================================================

Cephalicus writes:

1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.sport.billiard,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.politics.homosexuality

1> what is arayan?

What does your question have to do with classical music, Cephalicus?

================================================================================

Right on cue, "Totally unorganized", "total flake", "totally off the
wall" Joseph Malloy writes:

312> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

312> Heilige Mackerel!

What does that have to do with classical music, Malloy?

312> tho...@antispam.ham has postings of 2,754 and -- get
312> this! -- ***5,613*** lines of his lightweight claptrap!

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Malloy? The
"lightweight claptrap" belongs primarily to one Risto Karttunen.

312> Yikes!

What does that have to do with classical music, Malloy?

312> Tholen's really in need of professional help, the sooner the better for
312> him and, yes, for us.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim. Rather ironic, coming
from a non-OS/2 user who continues to troll in an OS/2 newsgroup.

312> Tholen's egregious misuse of uselessnet

Classic erroneous presupposition.

312> raises a question: what's the
312> longest message we can expect Tholen to reach?

What does your question have to do with classical music, Malloy?

312> Is it limited by any practical means?

What does your question have to do with classical music, Malloy?

At least this time you didn't stupidly deny having written "Tholeln"
in a subject line prior to a particular date, Malloy. Of course,
you're the one who likes to portray himself as someone who doesn't
know what he's talking about:

"me: 'Do you have Os/2?'

them: 'What's ohh-esstu, dude?'

me: 'Beats me.'"
--Joe Malloy

You also like to portray yourself as an astrologer by altering
subject lines:

] Date: Sun, 04 Feb 2007 16:11:26 -0500
] From: jmalloy <j_t_m...@yahoo.com>
] User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.9 (Windows/20061207)
] Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy
] Subject: Re: Tholen's waste of electrons digest, volume 2454133
] Message-ID: <45c64bfe$0$28131$4c36...@roadrunner.com>

"Especially since the astrologer doesn't realize that electrons
are re-used."
--Joe Malloy, astrologer

Still waiting for a response to:

Q: Who was ignored for the better part of two years but continued to
harass the person ignoring him, going to the extent of seeking out
postings made by that person in other newsgroups for purposes of
exporting that harassment to those other newsgroups?

A: Malloy.

Q: Who is a non-OS/2 user harassing an OS/2 user in an OS/2 newsgroup?

A: Malloy.

Obsession: thy name is Malloy.

193 postings from Deco, and not a peep from Malloy about them. Classic
inconsistency.

Also rather hypocritical of you to waste electrons by posting, Malloy.

I see that you didn't bother to answer several questions, Malloy. No
surprise there, really.

"Man sagt: Sie sind ein Misanthrop!"
--Joe Malloy, plagiarist

================================================================================

alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2 year 1
-------------- ------- ----- ------ ------ ------ ------

deco 45 1202 4393 3722 2268 0
bruce 26 817 3369 2867 1979 0
ah 460 669 320 112 0


honestjohn 323 445 90 0 0

hucker 316 284 44 4 2


nobuyout 266 5 0 0 0

techno 179 0 0 0 0
baker 153 0 0 0 0
dvh 138 0 0 0 0
snuhwolf 136 2 0 0 0
matt 62 0 0 0 0

wolf 50 0 0 0 0
leach 2 49 1 39 0 0


holly 37 6 0 0 0
funk 36 0 0 0 0
andrealphus 35 0 0 0 0

karttunen 1 35 0 0 0 0


*.* 33 0 539 0 0
dizzy 32 15 132 135 522

newsgroup 4 32 6 0 0 0


bahn 31 0 0 0 0
barney 29 0 0 0 0
delaney 28 0 0 0 0

haller 20 0 0 0 0
ross 20 4 62 319 10
fastla 19 0 0 0 0

malloy 1 18 3 47 30 1


doctroid 17 0 0 0 0

bisectional 16 33 154 377 0
goldstein 16 0 0 0 0
rudy 16 0 0 0 0

crane 15 16 0 0 0


crighton 15 18 0 0 0

knickerbocker 13 0 0 0 0
wilson 13 0 0 0 0
anonym 12 0 0 0 0
baby 12 0 0 0 0
ifntxktyupll 12 0 0 0 0
imposter 12 1 18 12 0
wehrung 12 20 27 75 262
haslam 11 139 534 198 677
bobandcarole 10 0 0 0 0
caduceus 10 0 0 0 0
double-a 10 148 145 1 0
edwards 9 0 0 0 0
leyland 9 1 0 0 0
martin 9 0 0 0 0
posi 9 0 0 0 0

rooney 9 3 0 0 0


cerumen 8 0 0 0 0
ing 8 0 0 0 0
mcgonnell 8 0 0 0 0
moening 8 0 0 0 0
penguin 7 0 0 0 0

rachel 7 0 0 0 0


salad 7 0 0 0 0
scruffy 7 0 0 0 0

daedalus 6 0 40 3 0


dorkless 6 0 0 0 0
kali 6 0 22 6 0
bookman 5 26 44 15 4
gerry 5 0 0 0 0
granzeau 5 1 0 0 0
hagar 5 22 1 0 0
hall 5 3 70 52 0
oster 5 0 0 0 0

anges 4 0 2 2 0

stacia 4 0 0 0 0
terri 4 0 0 0 0
dan 3 0 0 0 0
dionisio 3 0 0 0 0
ed 3 0 0 0 0
gamble 3 1 5 1 13
gilligan 3 0 0 0 0
knoll 3 0 0 0 0
lamey 3 1 0 0 0
n 3 0 0 0 0
pinku 3 0 24 2 0
roosevelt 3 0 0 0 0

salt 3 0 0 0 0


shelly 3 0 0 0 0

sitna 3 0 0 0 0


tallis 3 111 0 0 0
vampyres 3 0 0 0 0
77ogra 2 0 0 0 0
allen 2 0 2 0 0
antonomasia 2 0 0 0 0

aratzio 2 6 54 133 0


bugged 2 0 0 0 0
bush 2 0 0 0 0
cleveland 2 0 0 0 0
donut 2 0 0 0 0
fillmore 2 1 0 0 0
harrison 2 1 0 0 0
hutcheon 2 0 1 0 0
johnson 2 0 0 0 0
kadaitcha 2 24 40 13 0
leo 2 0 0 0 0
loonie 2 35 178 62 0
lurk 2 0 0 0 0
pervert 2 4 0 0 0
pete 2 0 0 0 0
pluto 2 8 0 0 0
polk 2 3 0 0 0
prai jei 2 3 3 9 11
sharkey 2 0 0 0 0

telstar 2 0 0 0 0
adams 1 2 0 0 0
aeyeaws 1 0 0 0 0
alan 1 0 0 0 0

arthur 1 0 0 0 0
babbit 1 0 0 0 0
barbara 1 0 0 0 0
blake 1 0 0 0 0
bornfeld 1 0 2 6 14
buchanan 1 0 0 0 0
burnore 1 0 9 1 1
carstairs 1 0 0 0 0
carter 1 0 0 0 0

cephalicus 1 1 0 0 0 0

shulga 1 0 0 0 0


taft 1 0 0 0 0
taylor 1 1 0 0 0
trippy 1 0 0 0 0
truman 1 0 0 0 0
tyler 1 1 0 0 0
tynk 1 0 0 0 0
van buren 1 1 0 0 0
washington 1 1 0 0 0
wrangler 1 0 0 0 0
yappinwolf 1 0 0 0 0
yoda 1 0 0 0 0
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179 80 5106 11359 11687 9100 10033

Art Deco

unread,
Aug 29, 2007, 10:57:50 PM8/29/07
to
Archie Leach <arc...@no.spam> wrote:

The only difference being that the r.m.c version contains the precious
poast counts while the other does not (usually the case, occasionally
he hoses that up). No one knows the reason for this odd difference
(probably not even Tholen). When called out for being a multi-posting
spammer, he lies and froths by projecting his actions onto others.

Cool, this paragraph has a chance to end up entombed in his screed
dedicated to "art deco" as I am discussing his kookdance with my
sockpuppet. I do hope so, I'm trying to get it up to 300 lines. But
the lamer refuses to update his froup count lits, which is woefully
out-of-date.

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"

"Why are you now discussing Art Deco, rec.music.classical,


the coward using a fake name who avoids answering questions

and doesn't try to discuss music with anyone?"

tho...@antispam.ham

unread,
Aug 30, 2007, 5:56:51 PM8/30/07
to
Art Deco writes:

12151> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,rec.food.cooking,misc.health.alternative,alt.flame.jesus.christ,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12151> Liar.

12151> Oh Dear!

12151> Run Away!

12151> "discussion" is a quite generous term for your spams.

12151> The Sky Is Falling!

12151> What, by starving oneself?

12151> <snicker>

12152> Newsgroups: alt.astrology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astrology.pro,alt.astrology.metapsych,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12152> *whee*!

12152> <tips sombrero, flushes malformed Eddiiieee sig>

12153> Newsgroups: alt.astrology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astrology.pro,alt.astrology.metapsych,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12153> But of course. In this case, however, getting litsed is as easy as the
12153> pset lits were, so I'm being fair and only claiming one UV point for
12153> the latest round of Eddiiieee lits.

12154> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12154> ..

12155> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12155> N

12156> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12156> O

12157> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12157> I

12158> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12158> H

12159> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12159> S

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12161> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

12161> A

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12193> I

12194> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12194> V

12195> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12195> E

12196> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12196> A

12197> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12197> D

12198> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12198> E

12199> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12199> W

12200> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,alt.fan.art-bell

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12200> The only difference being that the r.m.c version contains the precious
12200> poast counts while the other does not (usually the case, occasionally
12200> he hoses that up).

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim. Still suffering from
reading comprehension problems, Deco?

12200> No one knows the reason for this odd difference

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12200> (probably not even Tholen).

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12200> When called out for being a multi-posting spammer,

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12200> he lies and froths by projecting his actions onto others.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

12200> Cool, this paragraph has a chance to end up entombed in his screed
12200> dedicated to "art deco" as I am discussing his kookdance with my
12200> sockpuppet. I do hope so, I'm trying to get it up to 300 lines. But
12200> the lamer refuses to update his froup count lits, which is woefully
12200> out-of-date.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12201> Newsgroups: soc.men,alt.astronomy,rec.gambling.lottery,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12201> Kenny Kakes should give logic lessons to Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12202> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12202> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12202> The Tholen thought process:

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12202> 1) The alleged Joe Malloy had the nerve to call poor David Tholen an
12202> astrologer.
12202> 2) In the process, the alleged Joe Malloy stated that electrons are
12202> reused.
12202> 3) The alleged Joe Malloy had the unmitigated gall to "alter" one of
12202> Tholen's precious Holy Digestor "subject lines" and state that Tholen
12202> wastes electrons.

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Deco?

12202> .
12202> .. . The alleged Joe Malloy is an astrologer.

By Malloy's own definition, Deco.

12206> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12206> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12206> And the usual IKY lame.

12206> Only ko0ks obsess about the real names of usenet posters, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12206> Normal people don't care.

Normal people don't post messages to Usenet one character per posting,
Deco. Of course, the significance of that fact will be lost on you,
Deco.

12206> I guess you are right, Tholen, you'd rather just spend more years
12206> dumping posts in the Holy Digestor.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12207> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12207> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12207> <snicker> You will never get it, Tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic to boot.

12208> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12208> Tholen Ham lamed

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12208> <snicker>

What does that have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12209> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12209> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12209> Yet you dutifully digest and count each and every one.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12209> <snicker>

What does that have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12210> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12210> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12210> Hey Tholeln, the FNVW is also my sockpuppet.

Who is "Tholeln", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12210> <snicker>

12211> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12211> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12211> So back up your claim from the post, Tholen. Oh I forgot, you don't
12211> bother with "substantiation".

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

12212> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12212> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12212> You should have fun with this then, Tholeln:

Who is "Tholeln", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12212> Everything I type is a lie.
12212> I am lying.

Next thing you'll be claiming to be Harry Mudd, Deco.

12212> Guvf fubhyq cebqhpr ng yrnfg bar arj bhg-bs-pbagrkg dhbgr va gur Qnivr
12212> fperrq.

Who is "Davie", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that alias.

12213> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12213> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12213> OK, how 'bout this then:

12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*
12213> *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk* *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12213> Qb lbh trg vg lrg, Gubyra?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12214> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12214> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12214> It is shorthand for "tho...@antispam.ham" who posts lots and lots of
12214> lames in "this" newsgroup.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12215> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12215> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12215> <snicker>

12216> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12216> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12216> Tholen's reading comprehension problem again -- the alleged Joe Malloy
12216> was never mentioned in the lits of his nicknames.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12216> Here Tholen once again demonstrates his extreme inability to overcome
12216> built-in stiffness and formality to recognize satire, hyperbole, and
12216> sarcasm. Tholen don't spend much time attending the local comedy club.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12216> <SNL>
12216> I'm Roseanne Roseannadanna!
12216> </SNL>

12216> <snicker>

What does that have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12217> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12217> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12217> Poor Tholen, he still can't sort out his station in life.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12218> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12218> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12218> <snicker>

What does that have to do with OS/2, Deco?

12219> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12219> I should also point out the valuable service provided by AUK to the
12219> rest of usenet; by getting obsessive frothy ko0ks to obsess about and
12219> chase non-stop the evil AUK kookologists like a greyhound after the
12219> rabbit at the dog track, said ko0ks do not have the time or attention
12219> span to froth and obsess in their former haunts, thus relieving topical
12219> newsgroups of the burden. It's all part of the job.

12220> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.tv.firefly,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12220> *plonk*

Famous Last Words.

12221> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.med.cardiology

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12221> A 15+-year long lying experience.

12221> And annoying.

12221> [++sci.med.cardiology]

12222> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12222> Real men don't lose their Earthlink accounts for spamming.

12223> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12223> Nyy unvy gur SAIJ, sbe ur unpr zhpu terngarff!

12224> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12225> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.society.sovereign,alt.astronomy,alt.aratzio,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.steveleyland

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12225> BOOM!!2!

12226> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12226> He's been working on the delivery for ages.

12227> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12227> The manuals should have a warning, they are probably from the PRC, like
12227> everything else.

12228> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12228> Oh he won't. He'll just post more Tholen lames.

Another day, another 78 articles from Art Deco often cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12228> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
12228> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
12228> Trainer and leash holder of:
12228> Honest "Clockbrain" John
12228> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
12228> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

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"Tread carefully, Tholen, 'Archie Leach' is another


one of my sockpuppets."
--Art Deco

"Archie Leach wrote:
WAY TO GO, HAGAR!!! WE KNOW YOU TRIED YOUR DAMNDEST!!!"

--Art Deco

So, Deco is responding to one of his sockpuppets. Seek professional

help, Deco.


"the FNVW is also my sockpuppet."
--Art Deco

"Everything I type is a lie."
--Art Deco

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."

--Kali

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9136> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9136> What else does he do to them?

9137> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

9137> Yup, as we say in rec.aviation.products.

9138> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9138> Why so busy? Too many spiders around?

9139> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9139> Now you're kidding me.

9140> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9140> I'm beginning to have my doubts about you.

9141> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9141> I know what you mean. I blame those silly Saucerheads myself.

9142> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9142> But spiders are no problem?

9143> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9143> I've seen worse.

9144> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9144> Shit! You really are!

9145> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9145> Well, its not Botox.

9146> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9146> You have inflatable ankles?

9147> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9147> I don't recognise Babelfish.

9148> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9148> You sound like you're neck-deep in guano, FrOOtL00p.

9149> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9149> So you haven't got my goat?

9150> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9150> That's because they've been banned.

9151> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9151> I am not amused.

9152> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9152> Where do you keep the off switch?

9153> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9153> FrOOtL00p loved it so much he forgot to come up for air. And look what
9153> it did to him. So beware!

9154> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

9154> Yep, as we say in the bollocks bouncing froup.

9155> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9155> Very small fire extinguishers? Or very large spiders?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

ah writes:

1797> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1797> Message-ID: <46d602eb$0$5075$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com>

1798> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1798> Nyy unvy gur SAIJ, sbe ur unpr zhpu terngarff!

1799> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.society.sovereign,alt.astronomy,alt.aratzio,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.steveleyland

1799> BOOM!!1!

1800> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1800> Nyy unvy gur SAIJ, sbe ur unpr zhpu terngarff!

1801> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1801> "It's a von Neumann machination!"

1802> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

1802> Hi, Alexa!

1803> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

1803> Bye, Alexa!

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

================================================================================

Peter Hucker writes:

761> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

761> That was my joke.

761> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

761> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
761> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
761> hold?"

762> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

762> No, but I have been to Wales.

762> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

762> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
762> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
762> hold?"

763> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

763> Exasperate.

763> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

763> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
763> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
763> hold?"

764> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

764> Only when someone does something really really stupid.

764> I am not aware of any dog-kissing blind folk.

764> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

764> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
764> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
764> hold?"

765> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

765> Oh, maybe it was a dream.

765> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

765> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
765> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
765> hold?"

766> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

766> If electrocution is severe enough to kill you, your muscles will be in spasm so you won't be able to anyway.

766> I'm Scottish.

766> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

766> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
766> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
766> hold?"

767> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,nyc.transit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.religion.islam

767> Perhaps.

767> Wash your mouth out.

767> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

767> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
767> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
767> hold?"

768> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.chem,soc.men

768> The noise abatement officer's sound meter is less sensitive to higher frequencies, plus giving me prior warning when he is about to use it kinda defeats the purpose.

768> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

768> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
768> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
768> hold?"

769> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

769> [Desire to use my body parts noted]

769> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

769> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
769> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
769> hold?"

What does that have to do with classical music, Hucker?

================================================================================

Risto Karttunen writes:

184> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

184> tholen tholeth:

184> Dear astronomer.

185> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

185> tholen tholeth:

185> Why so modest, dear astronomer? I have lately sent my contributions
185> into the lightweight claptrap of this thread, dear astronomer, whereas
185> you are continuously oozing out nonsense in several threads, dear
185> astronomer.

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

================================================================================

Art Deco's Sockpuppet writes:

1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1> Yet you are trolling quite a number of newsgroups into which you've
1> posted this off-topic rant.

Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic to boot.

1> Presidential Pests, Inc.

Illogical.

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180 117 5223 11359 11687 9100 10033

Art Deco

unread,
Aug 30, 2007, 9:58:59 PM8/30/07
to
On the eve of the August Kook Awards ballot, I would like to remind the
voters of the qualifications of one David Tholen, Usenet's
longest-lived litsing kook (March *1998* Kook of the Month), for Coward
of the Month, the Office of Darth Bawl, the Richard Nixon Pathological
Liar Award and the Bolo Bullis Foam Duck in hopes that they would give
him serious consideration for their votes.

Tholen's kookdance is centered on his infamous "digests", which were
originally supposed to "minimize newsgroup disruption" while he dealt
strong words towards the "antagonists." Because he removes any outside
newsgroups when posting the digests, it is quite possible that you, the
voters, may not see his entire kookdance without subscribing to his
personal sandboxes, which are comp.os.os2.advocacy and
rec.music.classical.

In brief, he:

* Whines about cross-posting while having no compunctions against
endless laming cascades with the good folks of alt.religion,kibology
and others that he cross-posts.

* Removes [snecks] newsgroups while multi-posting the laming
screeds-slash-post counts that he calls "digests".

* Puts replies in the cascades and the digests that consist mostly of a
handful of stock lames and evasions.

* Whines about other people posting with pseudonyms and calls them
cowards while he does exactly the same.

* Loves to "turn the tables" on those who "antagonize" him by employing
blatant I Know You Are But What Am I (IKYABWI) stock responses like
"I'm well aware that you are a ______. There is no need to remind me."

* Loves to preface his stock lames with the word "classic".

* Used the stock phrase "classic erroneous presupposition" to call
other people liars and cover his own lies.

* Uses the digests to remove previous context from posts in order to
run away from the truth, especially everything that he has posted
previously.

* Removes the attribution lines that contain "tho...@antispam.ham" in
non-digest posts. If someone tries puts them back in during a
subsequent reply, he carefully removes them again.

* Post edits his own typographical or grammar errors out of replies
(does not apply to the digests as he always removes that layer).

* Lies when confronted with his post editing.

* Uses the stock phrase "that's not even grammatical" to run away if a
poster makes a typographical or grammar error (so well-known it is now
termed the Classic Tholen Typo-Pounce).

* Uses strict literal definitions of words, or only the definitions
that he accepts, to make tortured conclusions about what other people
believe.

* Removes direct evidence of his lies such as Message IDs from the
digest replies.

* Uses a variety of thinly disguised retard lames such "reading
problems", "hallucinations", and "seek professional help."

* Answers any question put to him with another question that is always
a variation of the stock phrase "what does that have to do with
classical music?" This is used as an excuse to evade any valid points
raised by others.

* Each and every time a poster replies to him and calls him as anything
other than "tholen" or "tho...@antispam.ham", he pulls out his stock
response "Who is _____? There is no one in this newsgroup using that
alias." This is used as an excuse to evade any valid points raised by
others.

* When cornered with inescapable evidence about his own behavior, he
pulls out his stock phrase "what does that have to do with classical
music?" This is used as an excuse to evade any valid points raised by
others.

* Keeps extensive enemies' files of those who have the gall to
"antagonize", and then haul them out at opportune times as
out-of-context quotes.

* Lies whenever anyone confronts him with his Kook Award resume.

* Is a spammer by virtue of the reams of multi-posted boilerplate
screed he pastes into his digests for certain posters (I am a prime
example, now up to 270+ lines).

* Lies and responds with accusations of "hypocrisy" confronted with
this fact as he apparently doesn't understand what constitutes a valid
Usenet signature.

* When he is confronted with his cluelessness about Usenet signature
delimiters, he runs to a tortured accusation centered around a claim
that because it uses the word "signature", it must only contain one's
name. Anything other than a name is "spam" by his esoteric definition.

Somewhat dated now as the material is mostly from prior to when he
initiated the "digests", but there is a website dedicated to
demonstrating his lies and hypocrisy:

<http://www.jeffpolston.com/tholen.htm>

His robotic canned replies became so well-known that an on-line script
was developed that mimics his brain-dead posts:

<http://www.mdpub.com/tholen/tholenizer.html>

At the end of the day, one wonders why Tholen bothers to participate in
Usenet at all. His crusade is crouched behind accusations of cross-
and off topic-posting, yet the targets are only people who reply to
him. Other posters who do the same but do not participate in Tholen
threads are not "digested".

PS to Tholen: I dare you to document even one lie that you might
believe I've posted above, with real evidence, and cross-post it to
AUK. My money says you won't. Free hint: your standard "classic
erroneous presupposition" lame doesn't qualify. And you call me a
coward.

I've left the following Tholen digest intact for inspection by
interested voters:

> "You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."

>What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with OS/2, Bruce?


>As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to

>OS/2 from Bruce.

>What does that have to do with OS/2, Hucker?
>
>===============================================================================


>=
>
>Risto Karttunen writes:
>
>184> Newsgroups:
>rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,
>alt.music.white-power
>
>184> tholen tholeth:
>
>184> Dear astronomer.
>
>185> Newsgroups:
>rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,
>alt.music.white-power
>
>185> tholen tholeth:
>
>185> Why so modest, dear astronomer? I have lately sent my contributions
>185> into the lightweight claptrap of this thread, dear astronomer, whereas
>185> you are continuously oozing out nonsense in several threads, dear
>185> astronomer.
>

>What does your silly fun have to do with OS/2, Karttunen?
>
>===============================================================================


>=
>
>Art Deco's Sockpuppet writes:
>
>1> Newsgroups:
>rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,
>alt.music.white-power
>
>1> Yet you are trolling quite a number of newsgroups into which you've
>1> posted this off-topic rant.
>
>Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic to boot.
>
>1> Presidential Pests, Inc.
>
>Illogical.
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>

>anonym writes:
>
>27> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocac
>y
>
>27> Fucking poof.
>
>28> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocac
>y
>
>28> Fucking poof.
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, anonym?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>Aratzio writes:
>
>221> Newsgroups:
>soc.men,alt.astronomy,rec.gambling.lottery,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocac
>y
>
>221> I am reading this in AUK. So using your logic, you are whining about
>221> being here, in AUK. You are a very strange person.
>
>222> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio
>
>222> Wot a surprise.
>
>What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with OS/2, Aratzio?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>TheBookman writes:
>
>138> Newsgroups:
>alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
>138> Real men don't call themselves "christ" in vainglorious
>138> self-promotion.
>
>138> ESL!
>
>138> WWFSMD?
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, TheBookman?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>chatnoir writes:
>
>31> Newsgroups:
>alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
>31> Art Deco stnds out as a sore Pinky!
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, chatnoir?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>Double-A writes:
>
>405> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.as
>tronomy
>
>405> Who would want to get your goat?
>
>405> Its asshole is already too stretched out by your own abuse!
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>Naked Gonad writes:
>
>51> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.as
>tronomy
>
>51> Yarp, as we say in the submarine stretching dep't.
>
>52> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.as
>tronomy
>
>52> Some suspect that he practises strange rituals with them, involving
>52> fire extinguishers.
>52> No-one knows how he makes them swallow these objects.
>
>53> Newsgroups:
>alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.p
>roducts
>
>53> Yes but I'm finding it quite a pleasant experience.
>
>54> Newsgroups:
>demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviatio
>n.products
>
>54> Yes, women find this a turn on.
>
>55> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocac
>y
>
>55> Never heard of that band!
>
>56> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.as
>tronomy
>
>56> I kid you not.
>
>57> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocac
>y
>
>57> What are your views on the British fiscal policy, in general?
>
>58> Newsgroups:
>alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.p
>roducts
>
>58> Worry not! I have trained to be able to breath in deep guano.
>
>59> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.as
>tronomy
>
>59> I believe that it is all his own work, he spent many a week living as
>59> a duck,
>59> hence the nickname 'duckpound', save for a few illustrations from my
>59> series of watercolours on the indigenous ducks of Britain and Arabia.
>
>60> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.as
>tronomy
>
>60> Ah! the old bollock bouncing tradition.Very popular with sub mariners.
>
>61> Newsgroups:
>demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviatio
>n.products
>
>61> It's remote controlled and voice activated.
>
>62> Newsgroups:
>demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviatio
>n.products
>
>62> It's remote controlled and voice activated.
>
>63> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocac
>y
>
>63> I think your records stuck again.
>
>64> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demo
>n.local
>
>64> Oh sorry, one can't please everyone!......not even a titter?
>
>65> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.as
>tronomy
>
>65> Apologies, it looked just like mine. I've sent it back via courier.
>
>66> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocac
>y
>
>66> I think your record is stuck again.
>
>67> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.as
>tronomy
>
>67> I bet that your next message will be 'End of messages' ?
>
>68> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.as
>tronomy
>
>68> Nay shall the brave hide in the shadow of fear.Nor will thy scum
>68> tarnish thy armour.
>
>69> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocac
>y
>
>69> I just don't like the taste.
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, Gonad?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>John Griffin writes:
>
>35> Newsgroups:
>soc.men,alt.astronomy,rec.gambling.lottery,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocac
>y
>
>35> What the fuck are you doing here(*), doofus? We are not
>35> accepting new bimbos here at this time. Take a fuckin' hike back
>35> to whereever you call here. DO IT NOW.
>
>35> Don't come back here until we call you.
>
>35> (*) Regardless of any fucking headers, "here" is
>35> rec.gambling.lottery.
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, Griffin?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>Dennis M. Hammes writes:
>
>4> Newsgroups:
>alt.arts.poetry.comments,alt.kook.tom-bishop,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advoc
>acy,rec.arts.poems
>
>4> I wanted to try the modem thing, but the chrome-plated knuter valve
>4> doesn't have an ISA slot and my PS-1 patch cables are all in use.
>4> Besides, having to wipe my foot after kicking a certain
>4> green-horned turtlehead doesn't bother me.
>
>5> Newsgroups:
>alt.arts.poetry.comments,alt.kook.tom-bishop,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advoc
>acy,rec.arts.poems
>
>5> Is /that/ who Jenna got engaged to?
>5> Hm. Certain genetic proclivities skip generations...
>5> Hm. Brains, ears...
>5> O My God, they're breeding Dumbo.
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, Hammes?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>Holly writes:
>
>176> Newsgroups:
>demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviatio
>n.products
>
>176> Clap on clap off.
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, Holly?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>krp writes:
>
>13> Newsgroups:
>soc.men,alt.astronomy,rec.gambling.lottery,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocac
>y
>
>13> Hey ILLITERATE DIPSHIT... What does the subject header say? DUHHHHHHHH!
>13> Again explaining why YOU are here!
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, krp?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>Archie Leach writes:
>
>99> Newsgroups:
>alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.med.cardiology
>
>99> Name calling only shows that you remain lost, satan. <snarf>
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, Leach?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>Mr Pounder writes:
>
>225> Newsgroups:
>alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.as
>tronomy
>
>225> They are not our friends.
>
>226> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
>
>226> The words of the prophet are written on the subway wall - Kill Them All.
>226> They come out in the dark.. mostly.
>226> Off to the killing fields of my garage. There will be blood on the moon
>226> tonight.
>
>227> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
>227> And what is wrong with Botox?????!!
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, Mr Pounder?
>
>================================================================================
>
>PaulV...@gmail.com writes:
>
>30> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
>
>30> Steve Pounder may very well have written Grebes of A World, but it's
>30> pure plagiarism.
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, Rooney?
>
>================================================================================
>
>snuhwolf writes:
>
>194> Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments,alt.kook.tom-bishop,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.poems
>
>194> Its where they hide the mothership...under the texASS prarie...
>
>195> Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments,alt.kook.tom-bishop,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.poems
>
>195> WHEN ALLAH GIVE YOU TURTleS, MAKE TURTLE S0UP!
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, snuhwolf?
>

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"

"Why are you now discussing Art Deco, rec.music.classical,


the coward using a fake name who avoids answering questions
and doesn't try to discuss music with anyone?"

Archie Leach

unread,
Aug 30, 2007, 10:14:01 PM8/30/07
to
tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

>Art Deco's Sockpuppet writes:
>
>1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power
>
>1> Yet you are trolling quite a number of newsgroups into which you've
>1> posted this off-topic rant.
>
>Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic to boot.
>
>1> Presidential Pests, Inc.
>
>Illogical.

I'm curious, Tholen--why does your "Classic Tholenator" algorithm
repeatedly generate a response of "Illogical" for 'Presidential Pests,
Inc."?

It makes even less sense than most other "Classic
Tholenator"-generated responses.


Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

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Aug 30, 2007, 10:17:04 PM8/30/07
to
Tholen Ham lamed:

>Art Deco's Sockpuppet writes:
>
>1> Newsgroups:
>rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,
>alt.music.white-power
>
>1> Yet you are trolling quite a number of newsgroups into which you've
>1> posted this off-topic rant.
>
>Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic to boot.
>
>1> Presidential Pests, Inc.
>
>Illogical.

Tholen is so strict about the Holy Digestor litsing rules that he
chomps down hard on another hook with a load standard lames. But here
is the best part:
>
>===============================================================================


>=
>
>alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2

>-------------- ------- ----- ------ ------ ------

>deco 78 1280 4393 3722 2268

*Yeah* Still #1 on the Tholo-lits.

>sockpuppet 1 1 0 0 0

Heh, Tholen believes that Art Deco's family name is "Sockpuppet". This
one is worth claiming a new UV point, thanks, Tholen.

>yoda 1 0 0 0

>-------------- ------- ----- ----- ----- ------

> 180 117 5223 11359 11687 9100

Psst, Tholen -- your mighty poast counts are still wrong.

--
Presidential Pests, Inc.

miguel

unread,
Aug 30, 2007, 10:27:36 PM8/30/07
to
On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:58:59 -0600, Art Deco <er...@caballista.org>
wrote:

Get a life, Deco.

Art Deco

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Aug 30, 2007, 10:32:08 PM8/30/07
to
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:

>On the eve of the August Kook Awards ballot, I would like to remind the
>voters of the qualifications of one David Tholen, Usenet's
>longest-lived litsing kook (March *1998* Kook of the Month), for Coward
>of the Month, the Office of Darth Bawl, the Richard Nixon Pathological
>Liar Award and the Bolo Bullis Foam Duck in hopes that they would give
>him serious consideration for their votes.

This lits is defective; Wee Davie Tholen is also up for the:

Palmjob Paddle
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers

That make seven -- Go, Davie, Go!

Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

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Aug 30, 2007, 10:45:37 PM8/30/07
to
Archie Leach <mungez@mo.i> wrote:

What does that have to do with weasels, Leach?

--
Presidential Pests, Inc.

Dorkless Von Heinybeiter

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Aug 31, 2007, 12:15:09 AM8/31/07
to
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote in
news:300820071958591132%er...@caballista.org:

> I've left the following Tholen digest intact for inspection by
> interested voters:
>

Damn, and I thought Bugged's signature was long.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Aug 31, 2007, 2:04:11 AM8/31/07
to
Right on cue, completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless
Davie tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus, whined and
tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

Once again, Dickless forgets the comma.

> 9136> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
> 9137> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy
> 9138> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
> 9139> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
> 9140> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
> 9141> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
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> 9145> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 9146> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products
> 9147> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
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>
> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

Why don't you tell me, Dickless? Since you are the spamming arsehole
who chose to post this lits there when clearly the evidence above
shows that I did not post to rec.music.classical.

> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
> music from Bruce.

LIAR!

And stop hijacking my threads.

Atlas Bugged

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"Dorkless Von Heinybeiter" <guar...@oftheflame.com> wrote in message
news:Xns999CEDB7EEE...@85.214.62.108...

> Damn, and I thought Bugged's signature was long.

It is absolutely revolting, but if anything is even more revolting, it is
you, the sig's topic.

"Kooks don't let other kooks nominate in alt.usenet.kooks" - Professor
Smashed Van Crock, Ph.D.
--
Atlas Bugged, 5:08 am, Friday, August 31, 2007
SERENITY/FIREFLY FAQ
http://snipurl.com/FF_FAQ "One page, all you need to know, referenced."
WHO IS ATLAS BUGGED?
http://snipurl.com/buged "Attorney, activist, atheist, and yes, sometimes
more 'A!'"
TIM MINEAR SAYS, AND BUGGED GETS IT:
http://snipurl.com/minerq "...I'm kind of lazy, and I'm old."

The rest of this absurdly-long sig is just a warning bouy for anyone who's
ever interacted with "Lio Convoy" or "Dorkless" or any of his many other
fake ID's. His biggest hit is pretending to route Kooks in AUK while being
among the worst of them himself.

I have reason to believe few care at all about him, so don't even bother
unless you've been burned by this asshole too, or you just want to catch up
on this worm's history, and reasons why I'm pissed.

This may well be our guy:
<http://www.doc.state.ia.us/InmateInfo.asp?OffenderCd=1155768>
Possibly not, but the evidence looks good, and what's great about anonymous
crud like Sociopath-Boy is that there is no recourse against a false charge,
even, unlike here, if it were intentionally false. Soon, of course, I'll
connect the dots definitively.

My end? I'm a public figure, a published author (latest is final week of
August, '07, have a look at 189 N.J.L.J. 685) and a reputable businessman.
I'm not vulnerable to any sort of exposure or investigation or even "kook"
charge. Sociopath-boy picked the wrong guy to victimize this time.

Sociopath-Boy stalked me for two years. Here's a small fraction of this
ass-freak-loser's phony ID's:
Dorkless Von You-Know-What / Lio Convoy / Larry Crites / Daily Bob / Just
Bob / AssBug / TrollieAssholie / Love2Play / P. Burrows / Waffler /
Wafffler / Waffler1 / Roger / Waflerr /Wafflerr [other "Waffler" variations]
/ Macbubb / Exhibtionist / BizarroSpokesBeing/ Rich Travsky/ f1_racer
ilovebowler, "R.T.", "R.B.", Love...@gawab.com, Cyberiade.it Anonymous
Remailer , anon...@remailer.cyberiade.it, "Cujo DeSockpuppet"
cu...@petitmorte.net, Jay Hova, ["Garage Burgler" Kent "I'm Not Roger"
Wills,] and introducing his new, definitive moniker, "Sociopath-boy!"

And see the more-desperate-than-ever "Anonymous Sender,"
<anon...@remailer.metacolo.com>! This one states open threats (previously
to me in private e-mail, now gone public,) thus merits the High Honor of
re-mailer protection.

It seems some legit posters have decided they "know" one or more of the
above IDs isn't Sociopath-Boy, so I must just think everyone who disagrees
is him.

First, if I got one or two wrong, that's still poor reasoning for the
doubters, and second, I have the goods on most of these....beyond doubt.

And third, "even paranoids have real enemies," right? But I have lots of
adversaries whom I don't list as Socio's ID, so the whole theory is just
more ballast.

Too bad I'm a public, healthy, real-deal businessman, with friends, family,
advanced graduate degrees, no particular vices or recorded offenses
[Unrecorded? Heh, like anyone,] and a successful career.

Paranoid? Always possible, but don't bet the farm.

This monkey began his campaign in 2005, and I got wise to it roughly here:
<http://snipurl.com/waffuk>

In that thread, Lio/Dorkless who was posting as "Assbug/Waffler" then simply
gave no apology, arguing it was legitimate for him to lie, rotate his nym
with every post, and do whatever he felt like. "Honest" posters were
"unimaginative."
<http://snipurl.com/liorights>

I hunted this lamer for a while, then got too busy with real work. So this
page is no longer updated but has most of my referenced tracking info on
this sociopath, and maybe a couple of others I encountered along the way.
http://snipurl.com/TRB_PG

These were love-letters to "Lio," who defrauded selected groups with tales
of his dead baby "William," thus suckering about a dozen honest posters to
express sympathy, until one of them, who thought he knew "Lio," busted the
fraud.
<http://snipurl.com/lioconvoy>
<http://snipurl.com/lioliar>
Then busted:
<http://snipurl.com/bustd>

Later on, lio tried to fuck-over the members of AUK. The lonely prick tried
to nominate me for some AUK "honor" and couldn't even find one friend to
help him. So along came "Dorkless," a concurrent lie he'd been defrauding
folks with for *years.*

THE TALE OF TWO LIOS: This jerkoff made almost 4000 posts under his toxic
"Lio Convoy" identity, but it "died" in June:
<http://snipurl.com/leoturd>

But for years, Sociopath-boy had been posting under various identities,
lying about the other socks. Heeeeeere's Dorkless!:
<http://snipurl.com/dorkfuk>

I then showed "Lio" = "Dorkless," without doubt - busted *again* - and he
decided to come clean - *after* the bust and *after* the attempted fraud in
AUK:
<http://snipurl.com/expolio>

Very typical sociopathy. He denied other frauds like "Waffler," but he
knows I have the proof. Then Pinku gave the little shithead the toss:
<http://snipurl.com/liodelete>

Several real posters, disagreeing with me, have recoiled from "Lio" after
seeing he was a nutjob and decided they preferred cease-fire with me to
being perceived as having anything to do with a potential real-deal,
real-life, acting-out fuckwit:
<http://snipurl.com/citro>

I won't deny the phony stalking pissed me off, can anyone tell? Bitterness?
What bitterness? LOL.

But I was disappointed that even as a stalker, Sociopath-boy turned out to
be so incompetent, even at the only thing he does.

And what a dumb-fuck he is legally. When we all use handles, we can say
whatever.

But post a true name, with false allegations, and the game changes. Fuckwit
doesn't get that, and looooves to use what he believes to be my true name.
When I get his true name, I may hold back a bit with posting it everywhere -
I'm having too much fun in my liability-free condition, the one ass-face
abandoned a while back.

After being forced to "create" a single friend to chime in earlier,
recently, all of a sudden, several groups are billboard-spammed with
identical-sounding jerkoffs *swearing* they just cannot be the same as
Sociopath-boy.

I had previously thought I was dealing with one stalker who had a zillion
identities, and maybe one or two actual buddies. That could still be true,
I dunno, but I'm fairly sure he's lost one or more since the "dead baby"
fraud.

"Kent Wills!" "Sherwood Hassenplug!" "Etc." "We're different! Really! We
just parrot everything the sociopath says! Honest! And he's 'Roger!'
Definitely, that's his name, he's not hiding. How can he be hiding? He
told you where he'd be - the Motel Six in Bulgaria! That's proof - the
hotel exists!"

I KF'ed 'em all at the outset, and I love the fact that the Sociopath spent
the whole week making posts no one read. I did zero investigation of
headers and all the rest because...who cares?

So even if they were different, they spent their week masturbating. Great
fun.

Too bad for Sociopath-boy! I've done all I can online, so now I'm having my
own good time. There *is* something to kook-hunting. Stay tuned, his story
will eventually go public and verifiable.

In the meantime, on Usenet, I've killfiled all of his other ID's and/or
proxies, and he can killfile me with the flick of a checkbox. So it only
goes on publicly until he wants it to stop. Or, is capable of control. I
am in control now, BWAHAHAHAHAHA.........


Peter Hucker

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What's all that nine one five one bracket shit above?

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Art Deco writes:

12229> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12229> On the eve of the August Kook Awards ballot, I would like to remind the
12229> voters of the qualifications of one David Tholen, Usenet's
12229> longest-lived litsing kook (March *1998* Kook of the Month), for Coward
12229> of the Month, the Office of Darth Bawl, the Richard Nixon Pathological
12229> Liar Award and the Bolo Bullis Foam Duck in hopes that they would give
12229> him serious consideration for their votes.

12229> Tholen's kookdance is centered on his infamous "digests", which were
12229> originally supposed to "minimize newsgroup disruption" while he dealt
12229> strong words towards the "antagonists." Because he removes any outside
12229> newsgroups when posting the digests, it is quite possible that you, the
12229> voters, may not see his entire kookdance without subscribing to his
12229> personal sandboxes, which are comp.os.os2.advocacy and
12229> rec.music.classical.

12229> In brief, he:

12229> * Whines about cross-posting while having no compunctions against
12229> endless laming cascades with the good folks of alt.religion,kibology
12229> and others that he cross-posts.

12229> * Removes [snecks] newsgroups while multi-posting the laming
12229> screeds-slash-post counts that he calls "digests".

12229> * Puts replies in the cascades and the digests that consist mostly of a
12229> handful of stock lames and evasions.

12229> * Whines about other people posting with pseudonyms and calls them
12229> cowards while he does exactly the same.

12229> * Loves to "turn the tables" on those who "antagonize" him by employing
12229> blatant I Know You Are But What Am I (IKYABWI) stock responses like
12229> "I'm well aware that you are a ______. There is no need to remind me."

12229> * Loves to preface his stock lames with the word "classic".

12229> * Used the stock phrase "classic erroneous presupposition" to call
12229> other people liars and cover his own lies.

12229> * Uses the digests to remove previous context from posts in order to
12229> run away from the truth, especially everything that he has posted
12229> previously.

12229> * Removes the attribution lines that contain "tho...@antispam.ham" in
12229> non-digest posts. If someone tries puts them back in during a
12229> subsequent reply, he carefully removes them again.

12229> * Post edits his own typographical or grammar errors out of replies
12229> (does not apply to the digests as he always removes that layer).

12229> * Lies when confronted with his post editing.

12229> * Uses the stock phrase "that's not even grammatical" to run away if a
12229> poster makes a typographical or grammar error (so well-known it is now
12229> termed the Classic Tholen Typo-Pounce).

12229> * Uses strict literal definitions of words, or only the definitions
12229> that he accepts, to make tortured conclusions about what other people
12229> believe.

12229> * Removes direct evidence of his lies such as Message IDs from the
12229> digest replies.

12229> * Uses a variety of thinly disguised retard lames such "reading
12229> problems", "hallucinations", and "seek professional help."

12229> * Answers any question put to him with another question that is always
12229> a variation of the stock phrase "what does that have to do with
12229> classical music?" This is used as an excuse to evade any valid points
12229> raised by others.

12229> * Each and every time a poster replies to him and calls him as anything
12229> other than "tholen" or "tho...@antispam.ham", he pulls out his stock
12229> response "Who is _____? There is no one in this newsgroup using that
12229> alias." This is used as an excuse to evade any valid points raised by
12229> others.

12229> * When cornered with inescapable evidence about his own behavior, he
12229> pulls out his stock phrase "what does that have to do with classical
12229> music?" This is used as an excuse to evade any valid points raised by
12229> others.

12229> * Keeps extensive enemies' files of those who have the gall to
12229> "antagonize", and then haul them out at opportune times as
12229> out-of-context quotes.

12229> * Lies whenever anyone confronts him with his Kook Award resume.

12229> * Is a spammer by virtue of the reams of multi-posted boilerplate
12229> screed he pastes into his digests for certain posters (I am a prime
12229> example, now up to 270+ lines).

12229> * Lies and responds with accusations of "hypocrisy" confronted with
12229> this fact as he apparently doesn't understand what constitutes a valid
12229> Usenet signature.

12229> * When he is confronted with his cluelessness about Usenet signature
12229> delimiters, he runs to a tortured accusation centered around a claim
12229> that because it uses the word "signature", it must only contain one's
12229> name. Anything other than a name is "spam" by his esoteric definition.

12229> Somewhat dated now as the material is mostly from prior to when he
12229> initiated the "digests", but there is a website dedicated to
12229> demonstrating his lies and hypocrisy:

12229> His robotic canned replies became so well-known that an on-line script
12229> was developed that mimics his brain-dead posts:

12229> At the end of the day, one wonders why Tholen bothers to participate in
12229> Usenet at all. His crusade is crouched behind accusations of cross-
12229> and off topic-posting, yet the targets are only people who reply to
12229> him. Other posters who do the same but do not participate in Tholen
12229> threads are not "digested".

12229> PS to Tholen: I dare you to document even one lie that you might
12229> believe I've posted above, with real evidence, and cross-post it to
12229> AUK. My money says you won't. Free hint: your standard "classic
12229> erroneous presupposition" lame doesn't qualify. And you call me a
12229> coward.

12229> I've left the following Tholen digest intact for inspection by
12229> interested voters:

12230> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12230> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12230> I suppose you are right, Tholen, you lack any thought processes at all.

12230> Note that instead of posting any real evidence that I've been
12230> disingenuous or untruthful about how Tholen came to his conclusion that
12230> the alleged Joe Malloy is an astrologer, he simply glues up another
12230> rice paper global denial while at the same time accuses me of mental
12230> deficiencies.

12230> Go ahead and post the details of the steps that led you to this
12230> conclusion, Tholen, I dare you.

Been there, done that, Deco. Still suffering from reading comprehension
problems, Deco?

"One last note about the holy digestor -- as it is a reflection


of Davey's bizarre world where everyone must be referred to only
by their family name"
--Art Deco

Since "everyone" includes ah, since "only" excludes all other possibilities,
and since I have always referred to ah as "ah", you therefore must believe
that ah's family name is "ah", Deco. That represents one serious mental
deficiency on your part, Deco. Need I go on, Deco?

12230> But you won't -- in reality this is just another one of your lame IKYs
12230> dressed in pseudo-logic terms.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

12231> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.religion.kibology,alt.non.sequitur,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12231> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12231> Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhaahah

12231> I knew you'd go for this one, Tholen, just as I knew you'd conveniently
12231> leave off the rest of the quote: "I am lying."

12231> You are so transparent.

12232> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,soc.singles,soc.men,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12232> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12232> Heh, your obsession with "Art Deco" knows no limits, Tholen.

12233> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12233> <snicker>

What does that have to do with classical music, Deco?

12234> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12234> This lits is defective; Wee Davie Tholen is also up for the:

12234> Palmjob Paddle
12234> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
12234> Tar & Feathers

12234> That make seven -- Go, Davie, Go!

Who is "Davie", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias.

12235> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12235> Hi, Alexa!

12236> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12236> Bye, Alexa!

12237> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12237> Nyy unvy gur SAIJ, sbe ur unpr zhpu terngarff!

Asking readers to hail yourself, Deco? Classic delusions of grandeur.

"the FNVW is also my sockpuppet."
--Art Deco

12238> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12238> Classic erroneous presupposition.

12239> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12239> Real men don't call themselves "sovereign" to duck out of petty traffic
12239> fines.

12240> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.society.sovereign,alt.astronomy,alt.aratzio,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.non.sequitur

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12240> BOOM!!4!

12241> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12241> I blame John Deere.

12242> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12242> Too bad you didn't keep looking.

12242> I think that to flesh this idea out, you first need to define the
12242> posters who constitute "all of AUK."

12242> Hmm, you have no seconds yet.

12243> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12243> "It's using Tesla free energy coils!"

12244> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12244> Along with the suitcase nuke.

12245> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12245> BLUEZ!!8!

12246> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.english.usage,alt.music.modern

Deco ... must ... cross-post ...

12246> Where is the alleged ilk, ah?

Another day, another 18 articles from Art Deco cross-posted


to unrelated newsgroups. So much for Deco's Golden Killfile. And
some people wonder why I call them "Famous Last Words".

12246> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
12246> Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
12246> Trainer and leash holder of:
12246> Honest "Clockbrain" John
12246> nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
12246> Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter

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"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."

--Kali

"It's Time for Art Deco to Remove Itself From Usenet Altogether."
--Richard Head

"Deco, you sick obsessed freak. Get help."
--Miguel

"Get a life, Deco."
--Miguel

"[massive sneckage]"
--Art Deco

Classic hypocrisy.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9156> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9156> You know the saying. Physician nick thyself.

9157> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9157> As long as you don't fart!

9158> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

9158> Hence the old "Hello sailor" routine? Say, which gonad are you? A
9158> leftie or a rightie?

9159> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local

9159> I'm a frayed knot.

9160> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9160> Just don't let it anywhere near Double-Anus.

9161> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9161> Huh? You made a joke?

9161> Your randomiser is stuck again.

9162> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9162> I've seen whales on TV. Does that count?

9163> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9163> No, that's not it.

9164> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9164> You still have wet dreams?

9165> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9166> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9166> Nothing at all. It rhymes with buttox.

9167> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9167> So he's never snuck up on you?

9168> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks

9168> So you like beating yourself frequently, eh?

9168> Why not?

9168> Classic repetition.

9169> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9169> Right on cue, completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless
9169> Davie tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus, whined and
9169> tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

9169> Once again, Dickless forgets the comma.

9169> Why don't you tell me, Dickless? Since you are the spamming arsehole
9169> who chose to post this lits there when clearly the evidence above
9169> shows that I did not post to rec.music.classical.

9169> LIAR!

9169> And stop hijacking my threads.

9170> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9170> I read somewhere about someone being electrocuted by touching the
9170> terminals of a 9 volt battery with their tongue.

9170> Same difference.

9171> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9171> I see. Its like that, is it?

9171> Is that a yes or a no.

9172> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9172> Looks like they've been shitting themselves.

9173> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local

9173> With soap on it.

9174> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9174> You might say they are very close.

9175> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9175> Why the exception?

9176> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

9176> Well, I'm not asking you to take them out of the bag.

9177> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9177> In the sense that they buttfuck?

9178> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9178> I don't follow you (which is a good thing. Especially if you were
9178> about to fart).

9179> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9179> Mine certainly are. I don't know about yours (and I don't want to).

9180> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9180> You don't know what you are talking about. Tomorrow is the first day
9180> of Spring.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession


of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

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ah writes:

1804> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

1804> How so?

1805> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland

1805> SMURVS!!7!

1806> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1806> I blame the iCar.

1807> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1807> <snicker>

1808> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.society.sovereign,alt.astronomy,alt.aratzio,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.steveleyland

1808> BOOM!!3!

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

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Archie Leach's Sockpuppet writes:

1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell

1> Tholen Ham lamed:

Who is "Tholen Ham", Sockpuppet? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias.

1> Tholen is so strict about the Holy Digestor litsing rules

Classic erroneous presupposition that you have even figured out what
the so-called "rules" are, Sockpuppet.

1> that he chomps down hard on another hook with a load standard lames.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

1> But here is the best part:

1> *Yeah* Still #1 on the Tholo-lits.

What does Art Deco being the #1 kook have to do with classical music,
Sockpuppet?

1> Heh, Tholen believes that Art Deco's family name is "Sockpuppet".

Suffering from reading comprehension problems, Sockpuppet? It was
Art Deco who made the claim about family names, Sockpuppet. I never
said anything about the alias used to identify a poster. Evidence
that you don't know the so-called "rules".

1> This one is worth claiming a new UV point, thanks, Tholen.

What does that have to do with classical music, Sockpuppet?

1> Psst, Tholen -- your mighty poast counts are still wrong.

Classic pontification.

1> Presidential Pests, Inc.

Since when was Archie Leach's Sockpuppet a president, Sockpuppet?

2> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.med.cardiology

2> Still praying for you daily, dear neighbor.

2> Presidential Pests, Inc.

Since when was Archie Leach's Sockpuppet a president, Sockpuppet?

3> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel,alt.non.sequitur

3> What does that have to do with weasels, Leach?

3> Presidential Pests, Inc.

Since when was Archie Leach's Sockpuppet a president, Sockpuppet?

4> Newsgroups: rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys,alt.binaries.pictures.autos,alt.binaries.automobile.pictures,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

4> A) Note the frothing looney kook below (Billy-boi Hughes).
4> B) Note the kook's obsession with people's real names.
4> C) Billy-boi Hughes is therefore in the group of people you classify
4> as "normal."

4> Presidential Pests, Inc.

Since when was Archie Leach's Sockpuppet a president, Sockpuppet?

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Risto Karttunen writes:

186> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

186> tholen tholeth:

186> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

186> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

186> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

186> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

186> What does that have to do with shkibology, dear astronomer?

186> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

186> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

187> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

187> tholen tholeth:

187> Classic hackneyed, unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, dear
187> kibologer.

188> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

188> tholen tholeth:

188> Have a guess, dear kibologer.

188> What a shame, dear kibologer.

189> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

189> tholen tholeth:

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> There is only one answer to that question, isn't there, dear
189> astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does that have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

189> What does your question have to do with kibology, dear astronomer?

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

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Archie Leach writes:

100> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

100> Real men don't call themselves "divine anarchists" while still
100> collecting welfare from the state.

101> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

101> I'm curious, Tholen--why does your "Classic Tholenator" algorithm
101> repeatedly generate a response of "Illogical" for 'Presidential Pests,
101> Inc."?

What does your question have to do with classical music, Leach?

101> It makes even less sense than most other "Classic
101> Tholenator"-generated responses.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim. Just because you can't
comprehend how it makes sense doesn't mean that it doesn't make sense,
Leach.

102> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

102> So you admit that it was a classic hackneyed, unsubstantiated and
102> erroneous claim, then, Tholen. No surprise, really.

Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Leach? There was
no such admission.

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miguel writes:

26> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,soc.singles,soc.men,alt.astronomy

26> Deco, you sick obsessed freak. Get help.

27> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology,alt.astronomy

27> Get a life, Deco.

What does that have to do with classical music, miguel?

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Dorkless Von Heinybeiter writes:

9> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology

9> Damn, and I thought Bugged's signature was long.

What does that have to do with classical music, Dorkless?

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Peter Hucker writes:

770> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.english.usage,alt.music.modern

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772> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

772> What's all that nine one five one bracket shit above?

772> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

772> If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, would Greece help?

773> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.english.usage,alt.music.modern

773> All over your upper lip, you look like a twat.

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774> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

774> Of course. That's it - I didn't fuck up, they are hiding it.

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774> Confucius say man who sniff coke, drown.

775> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

775> Put me in your will.

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776> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

776> Mr Pounder, have you ever frozen a spider with a CO2 extinguisher?

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778> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,sci.chem,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

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779> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

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780> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

780> [no comment on the grounds I will get slapped by someone in alt.talk.bollocks]

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781> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

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782> /_______________\

783> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

783> No, they tested the resistance of themselves by holding the two ends of a multimeter in ohms mode, one in each hand.

783> I don't beleive it. There is no way that's anywhere near enough to stop your heart. They must have been fairly healthy, it was someone in the armed forces.

783> Come here and say that.

783> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

783> Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds. A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with him. As Jesus looks out over the gathering he calls to one of his apostles. "Paul... Paul," he calls out.
783> Paul hears his name and comes to the front of the gathering. "Yes Jesus, how may I serve you" he exclaims. Just then a guard comes up to Paul, cuts Paul's right arm off with his sword, and throws him back into the crowd, saying "No
783> one is allowed to speak with the prisoner!"
783> Jesus once again calls his name. "Paul . . .Paul", he calls. Paul, determined goes to the front of the gathering again. There he meets the same guard who this time cuts off the left arm, and both legs and throws him back into the crowd.
783> Jesus yells out once again , "Paul... Paul". Paul, who is now lying on his back on the ground attempts to roll to the front of the gathering. The guard seeing this determination and devotion finally weakens and decides to let Paul speak to Jesus. He goes over to Paul, picks him up and brings him to the front of the crowd.
783> Paul, with tears in his eyes looks up to his savior and speaks, "Yes Jesus, I am here. What is it I can do for you?"
783> Jesus looks over the horizon and then to Paul and states, "Oh nothing. I just wanted to tell you that I could see your house from here!"

784> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,nyc.transit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.religion.islam

784> Like watt?

784> Please end a question with a question mark. You're an unglaswegian.

784> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

784> A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

785> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

785> I oz torkin to im.

785> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

785> It turns out that a several protected, rare birds in Germany have been feeding on a species of protected, rare fish. In response to this dilemma, exasperated German officials have decided to do the only thing that makes sense in this kind of a situation - kill all the environmentalists.

What does that have to do with classical music, Hucker?

================================================================================

anonym writes:

29> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

29> When I was in the Navy it was usually found at a short arm inspection if you
29> had clap on board. Them that had would be treated in "Rose Cottage" to get
29> the clap off.

30> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.english.usage,alt.music.modern

30> Is a twat like a grebe? Someone should write the first book called "Twats of
30> Our World" just like Malcolm's first (second really) book on grebes.

What does that have to do with classical music, anonym?

================================================================================

Riffy Crane writes:

16> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

16> What does all that have to do with classical music, DV8 ?

16> np: Raven's Wing - Drunk On the Whirling Moon

What does that have to do with classical music, Crane?

================================================================================

Atlas Bugged writes:

4> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology

4> It is absolutely revolting, but if anything is even more revolting, it is
4> you, the sig's topic.

4> "Kooks don't let other kooks nominate in alt.usenet.kooks" - Professor
4> Smashed Van Crock, Ph.D.

What does that have to do with classical music, Bugged?

================================================================================

Charles Nelson Reilly writes:

1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1> Maybe you should have some "silly fun" for once, Tholen; it would make
1> you a lot less insufferable.

Watching you make a fool of yourself can be quite amusing, Reilly.

1> Dead Celebrity Pests, Inc.

Illogical.

================================================================================

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Kent Wills

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As I understand it, on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:15:09 +0000 (UTC), Dorkless
Von Heinybeiter <guar...@oftheflame.com> wrote:

It is. Of course, Art's is entertaining reading, which puts
it several levels above Atlas'.


--
Kent
"I most stonger than Darth Vapor!"
-- Zladko "Zlad" Vladcik

Pinku-Sensei

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Kent Wills <comp...@gmail.com> wrote in
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> As I understand it, on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:15:09 +0000 (UTC), Dorkless
> Von Heinybeiter <guar...@oftheflame.com> wrote:
>
>>Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote in
>>news:300820071958591132%er...@caballista.org:
>>
>>> I've left the following Tholen digest intact for inspection by
>>> interested voters:
>>>
>>
>>Damn, and I thought Bugged's signature was long.
>
> It is. Of course, Art's is entertaining reading, which puts
> it several levels above Atlas'.

There is another difference. Atlas's .sig shows how trained /he/ is.
Art's shows how trained his /kooks/ are.

BTW, if you want to see a really long .sig, google Onideus Mad Hatter. His
signature is full of nothing but his own quotes, which shows high highly he
thinks of himself.
--
Pinku-Sensei
Co-FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

Art Deco

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Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:

>On the eve of the August Kook Awards ballot, I would like to remind the
>voters of the qualifications of one David Tholen, Usenet's
>longest-lived litsing kook (March *1998* Kook of the Month), for Coward
>of the Month, the Office of Darth Bawl, the Richard Nixon Pathological
>Liar Award and the Bolo Bullis Foam Duck in hopes that they would give
>him serious consideration for their votes.
>
>Tholen's kookdance is centered on his infamous "digests", which were
>originally supposed to "minimize newsgroup disruption" while he dealt
>strong words towards the "antagonists." Because he removes any outside
>newsgroups when posting the digests, it is quite possible that you, the
>voters, may not see his entire kookdance without subscribing to his
>personal sandboxes, which are comp.os.os2.advocacy and
>rec.music.classical.
>
>In brief, he:

[...]

>At the end of the day, one wonders why Tholen bothers to participate in
>Usenet at all. His crusade is crouched behind accusations of cross-
>and off topic-posting, yet the targets are only people who reply to
>him. Other posters who do the same but do not participate in Tholen
>threads are not "digested".
>
>PS to Tholen: I dare you to document even one lie that you might
>believe I've posted above, with real evidence, and cross-post it to
>AUK. My money says you won't. Free hint: your standard "classic
>erroneous presupposition" lame doesn't qualify. And you call me a
>coward.

Tholen's cowardly reply is in today's digest; as expected he ran away:

Message-ID: <46d873d1$0$19575$4c36...@roadrunner.com>

>Art Deco writes:
>
>12229> Newsgroups:
>comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,demo
>n.local,alt.religion.kibology,alt.astronomy
>

>Deco ... must ... cross-post ...
>

>12229> * Each and every time a poster replies to him and calls him as anything
>12229> other than "tholen" or "tho...@antispam.ham", he pulls out his stock
>12229> response "Who is _____? There is no one in this newsgroup using that
>12229> alias." This is used as an excuse to evade any valid points raised by
>12229> others.
>
>12229> * When cornered with inescapable evidence about his own behavior, he
>12229> pulls out his stock phrase "what does that have to do with classical
>12229> music?" This is used as an excuse to evade any valid points raised by
>12229> others.
>
>12229> * Keeps extensive enemies' files of those who have the gall to
>12229> "antagonize", and then haul them out at opportune times as
>12229> out-of-context quotes.
>
>12229> * Lies whenever anyone confronts him with his Kook Award resume.
>
>12229> * Is a spammer by virtue of the reams of multi-posted boilerplate
>12229> screed he pastes into his digests for certain posters (I am a prime
>12229> example, now up to 270+ lines).
>
>12229> * Lies and responds with accusations of "hypocrisy" confronted with
>12229> this fact as he apparently doesn't understand what constitutes a valid
>12229> Usenet signature.
>
>12229> * When he is confronted with his cluelessness about Usenet signature
>12229> delimiters, he runs to a tortured accusation centered around a claim
>12229> that because it uses the word "signature", it must only contain one's
>12229> name. Anything other than a name is "spam" by his esoteric definition.
>
>12229> Somewhat dated now as the material is mostly from prior to when he
>12229> initiated the "digests", but there is a website dedicated to
>12229> demonstrating his lies and hypocrisy:
>
>12229> His robotic canned replies became so well-known that an on-line script
>12229> was developed that mimics his brain-dead posts:
>
>12229> At the end of the day, one wonders why Tholen bothers to participate in
>12229> Usenet at all. His crusade is crouched behind accusations of cross-
>12229> and off topic-posting, yet the targets are only people who reply to
>12229> him. Other posters who do the same but do not participate in Tholen
>12229> threads are not "digested".
>
>12229> PS to Tholen: I dare you to document even one lie that you might
>12229> believe I've posted above, with real evidence, and cross-post it to
>12229> AUK. My money says you won't. Free hint: your standard "classic
>12229> erroneous presupposition" lame doesn't qualify. And you call me a
>12229> coward.

Note -- no response from any of this from Tholen.


>
>12229> I've left the following Tholen digest intact for inspection by
>12229> interested voters:
>
>12230> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

--

Art Deco

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Tholen Ham lamed:

>12230> Tholen Ham lamed:
>
>Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
>that alias.
>
>12230> I suppose you are right, Tholen, you lack any thought processes at all.
>
>12230> Note that instead of posting any real evidence that I've been
>12230> disingenuous or untruthful about how Tholen came to his conclusion that
>12230> the alleged Joe Malloy is an astrologer, he simply glues up another
>12230> rice paper global denial while at the same time accuses me of mental
>12230> deficiencies.
>
>12230> Go ahead and post the details of the steps that led you to this
>12230> conclusion, Tholen, I dare you.
>
>Been there, done that, Deco. Still suffering from reading comprehension
>problems, Deco?
>
> "One last note about the holy digestor -- as it is a reflection
> of Davey's bizarre world where everyone must be referred to only
> by their family name"
> --Art Deco
>
>Since "everyone" includes ah, since "only" excludes all other possibilities,
>and since I have always referred to ah as "ah", you therefore must believe
>that ah's family name is "ah", Deco. That represents one serious mental
>deficiency on your part, Deco. Need I go on, Deco?

Please do, Tholen. Your retard lames and schoolyard I Know You Are
debating tactics are amusing to watch.

You hosed up, though, Tholen. I was commenting on your bizarre logic
about the alleged Joe Malloy and his "astrologer" taunt, not your
bizarre logic about me and last names. You pasted in the wrong screed.
Both are pretty funny, though.


>
>12230> But you won't -- in reality this is just another one of your lame IKYs
>12230> dressed in pseudo-logic terms.
>
>Classic erroneous presupposition.

Classic erroneous presupposition. The alleged Joe Malloy called you an
astrologer, so you invented a ludicrous fur ball to disguise how you
call him an astrologer in reply.

[++alt.astrology]

Art Deco

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Kent Wills <comp...@gmail.com> wrote:

>As I understand it, on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:15:09 +0000 (UTC), Dorkless
>Von Heinybeiter <guar...@oftheflame.com> wrote:
>
>>Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote in
>>news:300820071958591132%er...@caballista.org:
>>
>>> I've left the following Tholen digest intact for inspection by
>>> interested voters:
>>>
>>
>>Damn, and I thought Bugged's signature was long.
>
> It is. Of course, Art's is entertaining reading, which puts
>it several levels above Atlas'.

This comment, of course, will result in you appearing in the next
digest.

Atlas Bugged

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"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-...@caballista.org> wrote in message
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> There is another difference. Atlas's .sig shows how trained /he/ is.

Oh, look. Pinku says:

"I'm not just President of Kook's club for men...."
--
Atlas Bugged, 9:19 pm, Friday, August 31, 2007


SERENITY/FIREFLY FAQ
http://snipurl.com/FF_FAQ "One page, all you need to know, referenced."
WHO IS ATLAS BUGGED?

http://snipurl.com/buged "Attorney, activist, atheist, author, and yes,

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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That's Dickless being an arsehole. Nothing to get alarmed about.

Dorkless Von Heinybeiter

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"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-...@caballista.org> wrote in
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> BTW, if you want to see a really long .sig, google Onideus Mad Hatter.
> His signature is full of nothing but his own quotes, which shows
> high highly he thinks of himself.

Is that the same Hatter that's been around usenet for the last 14 years?

Archie Leach

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Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:

>Kent Wills <comp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>As I understand it, on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:15:09 +0000 (UTC), Dorkless
>>Von Heinybeiter <guar...@oftheflame.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote in
>>>news:300820071958591132%er...@caballista.org:
>>>
>>>> I've left the following Tholen digest intact for inspection by
>>>> interested voters:
>>>>
>>>
>>>Damn, and I thought Bugged's signature was long.
>>
>> It is. Of course, Art's is entertaining reading, which puts
>>it several levels above Atlas'.
>
>This comment, of course, will result in you appearing in the next
>digest.

And that, of course, is always A Bad Thing, insofar as you are
enabling one David P. D. Q. Tholen to indulge once again his
hobbies--the Digestor (tm) and the Classic Tholenator (tm).

Atlas Bugged

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"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-...@caballista.org> wrote in message
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> There is another difference. Atlas's .sig shows how trained /he/ is.
> Art's shows how trained his /kooks/ are.

Pinku read through that entire sig, and says *I'm* trained!

*Somebody* is certainly trained!

Here, Pinky. I've made a coule of updates.

Why don't you go through the whole thing - again - and locate them?

[Had a bad feeling about Pinky when I sugested a couple of sensible points,
and he promptly disengaged.]

Hi, Pink! Bye, Pink!
--
Atlas Bugged, 6:21 am, Saturday, September 1, 2007


SERENITY/FIREFLY FAQ
http://snipurl.com/FF_FAQ "One page, all you need to know, referenced."
WHO IS ATLAS BUGGED?
http://snipurl.com/buged "Attorney, activist, atheist, author, and yes,
sometimes more 'A!'"
TIM MINEAR SAYS, AND BUGGED GETS IT:
http://snipurl.com/minerq "...I'm kind of lazy, and I'm old."

"Kooks don't let other kooks nominate in alt.usenet.kooks" - Professor
Smashed Von Crock, Ph.D.


Kent Wills

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As I understand it, on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:26:03 -0600, Art Deco
<er...@caballista.org> wrote:

>Kent Wills <comp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>As I understand it, on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:15:09 +0000 (UTC), Dorkless
>>Von Heinybeiter <guar...@oftheflame.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote in
>>>news:300820071958591132%er...@caballista.org:
>>>
>>>> I've left the following Tholen digest intact for inspection by
>>>> interested voters:
>>>>
>>>
>>>Damn, and I thought Bugged's signature was long.
>>
>> It is. Of course, Art's is entertaining reading, which puts
>>it several levels above Atlas'.
>
>This comment, of course, will result in you appearing in the next
>digest.

<Kent does his happy dance>

--

Kent is awl that matters on the usenets and awl that matters to the
Wereos!!! if you see so!

Art Deco

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Tholen Ham lamed thusly:

>Art Deco writes:
>
>12247> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks


>
>Deco ... must ... cross-post ...
>

>12247> Tholen Ham tholed:


>
>Who is "Tholen Ham", Deco? There is nobody in this newsgroup using

>that alias. And what was allegedly endured while writing, Deco?
>

>12247> Who is "Joseph Malloy", Tholen? There is no one in this newsgroup
>12247> using that alias.
>
>To which newsgroup are you referring, Deco?

I see you are still multi-posting your "digests", Tholen. Seek
professional help.

[scores and scores of lines of tholen-screed flushed]

Art Deco

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Tholen Ham lamed thusly:

[...]

>
>What does that have to do with classical music, TheBookman?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>Dorkless Von Heinybeiter writes:
>
>10> Newsgroups:
>comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.
>religion.kibology
>
>10> Is that the same Hatter that's been around usenet for the last 14 years?
>
>What does that have to do with classical music, Dorkless?
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>


>alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2 year
>1
>-------------- ------- ----- ------ ------ ------
>------

>deco 23 1321 4393 3722 2268
>0
>bruce 10 872 3369 2867 1979
>0
>ah 5 477 669 320 112
>0
>hucker 11 352 284 44 4
>2

[...]

>yappinwolf 1 0 0 0
>0
>yoda 1 0 0 0
>0
>-------------- ------- ----- ----- ----- ------
>------

> 182 64 5370 11359 11687 9100
>10033
>
>
>Art.Deco writes:
>
>1> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
>1> ...but I am not kook enough for an award...simply because I am NO
>1> kook ;-)
>
>What does that have to do with OS/2, Art.Deco?
>
>================================================================================
>
>chatnoir writes:

[...]

Another Holy Digestor format error.

Archie Leach

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tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

>Archie Leach writes:
>
>103> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology
>
>103> And that, of course, is always A Bad Thing, insofar as you are
>103> enabling one David P. D. Q. Tholen to indulge once again his
>103> hobbies--the Digestor (tm) and the Classic Tholenator (tm).
>
>Who is "David P. D. Q. Tholen", Leach? There is nobody in this newsgroup
>using that alias.

Why does a college professor and PhD ask such pedantic and trivial
questions, Tholen?

tho...@antispam.ham

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Archie Leach writes:

What does your classic erroneous presupposition of a question have to
do with classical music, Leach?

Archie Leach

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tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

Classic evasion, Tholen. Once again, hardly a surprise. Are you in a
hurry, perhaps, to head on over to Aloha Stadium to catch the
Hawaii-Northern Colorado game in about 37 minutes from now?

tho...@antispam.ham

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Archie Leach writes:

>>>> 103> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,alt.religion.kibology
>>>>
>>>> 103> And that, of course, is always A Bad Thing, insofar as you are
>>>> 103> enabling one David P. D. Q. Tholen to indulge once again his
>>>> 103> hobbies--the Digestor (tm) and the Classic Tholenator (tm).
>>>>
>>>> Who is "David P. D. Q. Tholen", Leach? There is nobody in this newsgroup
>>>> using that alias.

>>> Why does a college professor and PhD ask such pedantic and trivial
>>> questions, Tholen?

>> What does your classic erroneous presupposition of a question have to
>> do with classical music, Leach?

> Classic evasion, Tholen.

I'm well aware that you didn't answer the question, Leach, which
constitutes evasion. No need to tell me about it.

> Once again, hardly a surprise.

Your evasion is indeed no surprise, Leach.

> Are you in a
> hurry, perhaps, to head on over to Aloha Stadium to catch the
> Hawaii-Northern Colorado game in about 37 minutes from now?

What does your question have to do with classical music, Leach?

Art Deco

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Sep 2, 2007, 10:53:14 AM9/2/07
to
Tholen Ham lamed thusly:

>Archie Leach writes:
>
>>>>> 103> Newsgroups:
>>>>> comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical,
>>>>> alt.religion.kibology
>>>>>
>>>>> 103> And that, of course, is always A Bad Thing, insofar as you are
>>>>> 103> enabling one David P. D. Q. Tholen to indulge once again his
>>>>> 103> hobbies--the Digestor (tm) and the Classic Tholenator (tm).
>>>>>
>>>>> Who is "David P. D. Q. Tholen", Leach? There is nobody in this newsgroup
>>>>> using that alias.
>
>>>> Why does a college professor and PhD ask such pedantic and trivial
>>>> questions, Tholen?
>
>>> What does your classic erroneous presupposition of a question have to
>>> do with classical music, Leach?
>
>> Classic evasion, Tholen.
>
>I'm well aware that you didn't answer the question, Leach, which
>constitutes evasion. No need to tell me about it.

IKY.


>
>> Once again, hardly a surprise.
>
>Your evasion is indeed no surprise, Leach.

IKY.


>
>> Are you in a
>> hurry, perhaps, to head on over to Aloha Stadium to catch the
>> Hawaii-Northern Colorado game in about 37 minutes from now?
>
>What does your question have to do with classical music, Leach?

Question answered with another question (QAWAQ).

Archie Leach

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Sep 2, 2007, 7:30:19 PM9/2/07
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tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

>>>> Why does a college professor and PhD ask such pedantic and trivial
>>>> questions, Tholen?
>
>>> What does your classic erroneous presupposition of a question have to
>>> do with classical music, Leach?
>
>> Classic evasion, Tholen.
>
>I'm well aware that you didn't answer the question, Leach, which
>constitutes evasion. No need to tell me about it.

So then, why do you ask such pedantic and trivial questions, Tholen?

tho...@antispam.ham

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Sep 2, 2007, 7:45:54 PM9/2/07
to

Art Deco

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Sep 2, 2007, 9:57:33 PM9/2/07
to
Tholen Ham lamed thusly:

QAWAQ.

Message has been deleted

tho...@antispam.ham

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Sep 3, 2007, 5:22:30 AM9/3/07
to
Archie Leach writes:

>>>>> Classic evasion, Tholen.

> Let me rephrase: Why do you disagree with or else run away from my
> assessment that (with help of Classic Tholenator (tm)) your questions
> tend strongly towards being pedantic and trivial?

What does your classic erroneous presupposition of a question have to

do with classical music, Leach? And who is "Classic Tholenator", Leach?

Archie Leach

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Sep 4, 2007, 5:45:46 PM9/4/07
to
tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

>What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
>As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
>music from Bruce.

Classic hypocrisy, Tholen, insofar as you repeatedly dodge my question
as to why you yourself ask so many pedantic and trivial questions.


tho...@antispam.ham

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Sep 4, 2007, 6:02:05 PM9/4/07
to
Archie Leach writes:

>> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
>> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
>> music from Bruce.

> Classic hypocrisy, Tholen,

I'm well aware of Michael Baldwin Bruce's hypocrisy, Leach. No need
tell me about it.

> insofar as you repeatedly dodge my question
> as to why you yourself ask so many pedantic and trivial questions.

Classic erroneous presupposition.

Archie Leach

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Sep 4, 2007, 6:53:19 PM9/4/07
to
tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

>Archie Leach writes:
>
>>> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
>>> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
>>> music from Bruce.
>
>> Classic hypocrisy, Tholen,
>
>I'm well aware of Michael Baldwin Bruce's hypocrisy, Leach. No need
>tell me about it.

The hypocrisy is on your part, Tholen.

>> insofar as you repeatedly dodge my question
>> as to why you yourself ask so many pedantic and trivial questions.
>
>Classic erroneous presupposition.

Evasion once again noted, Tholen.

Why do you think that the questions you ask are -not- pedantic and
trivial?

tho...@antispam.ham

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Sep 4, 2007, 6:59:29 PM9/4/07
to
Archie Leach writes:

>>>> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
>>>> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
>>>> music from Bruce.

>>> Classic hypocrisy, Tholen,

>> I'm well aware of Michael Baldwin Bruce's hypocrisy, Leach. No need
>> tell me about it.

> The hypocrisy is on your part, Tholen.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

>>> insofar as you repeatedly dodge my question
>>> as to why you yourself ask so many pedantic and trivial questions.

>> Classic erroneous presupposition.

> Evasion once again noted, Tholen.

I'm well aware that you evaded the matter of substantiation for your
claims, Leach. No need to tell me about it.

> Why do you think that the questions you ask are -not- pedantic and
> trivial?

What does your question have to do with classical music, Leach?

Archie Leach

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Sep 5, 2007, 1:48:52 AM9/5/07
to
tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

>Archie Leach writes:
>
>>>>> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
>>>>> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
>>>>> music from Bruce.
>
>>>> Classic hypocrisy, Tholen,
>
>>> I'm well aware of Michael Baldwin Bruce's hypocrisy, Leach. No need
>>> tell me about it.
>
>> The hypocrisy is on your part, Tholen.
>
>Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

How is it unsubstantiated or erroneous, Tholen?

>>>> insofar as you repeatedly dodge my question
>>>> as to why you yourself ask so many pedantic and trivial questions.
>
>>> Classic erroneous presupposition.
>
>> Evasion once again noted, Tholen.
>
>I'm well aware that you evaded the matter of substantiation for your
>claims, Leach. No need to tell me about it.

Classic pedantry, Tholen.

>> Why do you think that the questions you ask are -not- pedantic and
>> trivial?
>
>What does your question have to do with classical music, Leach?

Classic evasion, Tholen.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Sep 5, 2007, 9:25:05 AM9/5/07
to
Archie Leach writes:

>>>>>> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
>>>>>> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
>>>>>> music from Bruce.

>>>>> Classic hypocrisy, Tholen,

>>>> I'm well aware of Michael Baldwin Bruce's hypocrisy, Leach. No need
>>>> tell me about it.

>>> The hypocrisy is on your part, Tholen.

>> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

> How is it unsubstantiated or erroneous, Tholen?

Notice the lack of substantiation from you, Leach.

>>>>> insofar as you repeatedly dodge my question
>>>>> as to why you yourself ask so many pedantic and trivial questions.

>>>> Classic erroneous presupposition.

>>> Evasion once again noted, Tholen.

>> I'm well aware that you evaded the matter of substantiation for your
>> claims, Leach. No need to tell me about it.

> Classic pedantry, Tholen.

If that's a problem, then stop being so pedantic, Leach.

>>> Why do you think that the questions you ask are -not- pedantic and
>>> trivial?

>> What does your question have to do with classical music, Leach?

> Classic evasion, Tholen.

I'm well aware that you didn't state the relevance of your question
to classical music, Leach, which constitutes evasion. No need to
tell me about it.

ah

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Sep 9, 2007, 2:55:11 AM9/9/07
to
Archie Leach's Sockpuppet wrote:
> Archie Leach <mungez@mo.i> wrote:
>
>>Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>>
>>>ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>> Tholen Ham tholed:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Art Deco writes:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>12059> Newsgroups:
>>>>>>alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.o
>>>>>>s.
>>>>>>os
>>>>>>2.advocacy
>>>>>
>>>>> r.m.c isn't in this lits, yet you are compelled to "digest" my posts
>>>>> into rec.music.classical, and then whine when I reply to your post.

>>>>>>
>>>>>>Deco ... must ... cross-post ...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>12059> Viva los free-energy hydrogen welders!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>12059> Hi, Alexa!
>>>>>
>>>>> For hypocritically whining about how I never discuss music in
>>>>> rec.music.classical (see sig for example) but then coping all my posts
>>>>> into the same newsgroup via his obsessive digests, I nominate
>>>>> tho...@antispam.ham (y'all already know the akas, I won't lits them
>>>>> here) for the Office of Darth Bawl.
>>>>>
>>>>> Anyone care to second?
>>>>
>>>>SEVONDED!
>>>
>>>TY. Hopefully Tholen will lie and deny that I am the person who
>>>nominated him for the Darth Bawl, it is really funny to see.
>>
>>After all, according to Tr0len, I'm merely your sock puppet. *SNARF*
>
> What does that have to do with weasels, Leach?

What does that have to do with promiscuous weasels, Deco?

Art Deco

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Sep 9, 2007, 10:40:41 AM9/9/07
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What does that have to do with leering, promiscuous weasels, ah?

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"Classic erroneous presupposition. Others developed websites
so that they could have the Last Word, Deco. In the newsgroups,
I could counter their lies."
--David Tholen

tho...@antispam.ham

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Sep 18, 2007, 1:07:27 PM9/18/07
to
Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9257> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9257> Probably LendLease.

9257> Can't be as bad as mooslimes.

9257> Weak individuals.

9258> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9258> Oh, yes. Can't forget that.

9259> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9259> Were you asked to participate?

9260> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9260> Don't you find your wife sickening?

9261> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9261> Who doesn't! Just don't go anywhere where there are mooslimes.

9262> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9262> Your rocking chair.

9263> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9263> OK, I won't.

9263> WHAT?

9264> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9264> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.

9264> What?

9265> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9265> I did. What of it?

9266> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9266> You're not a deadbeat, are you?

9267> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9267> Ah, that explains all that whining.

9268> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9268> Bits of them can be quite titillating.

9269> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9269> Yes, I wouldn't swallow filth either.

9270> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9270> How revolting!

9271> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9271> Oh? I don't like the sound of that!

9272> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9272> No.

9273> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

9273> Not on my watch you don't!

9274> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9274> Originally. Some Frog came up with the idea while traipsing around the
9274> Andes working out the size of the Earth.

9275> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9275> How much are you willing to bet?

9276> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9276> Yeah, his wine has a tendency of doing that.

9277> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9277> But not evoluntionary?

9278> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9278> Yust you wait!

9279> Newsgroups: alt.humor,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks

9279> Yust a minuet! What do you mean?

9280> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9280> Emma's enema is Neil Barker's friend.

9281> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9281> I fought so.

9282> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9282> You mean like Neil Barker being a fat fuck? That normally goes without
9282> saying.

9283> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9283> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
9283> cherry beer from Belgium.

9284> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9284> I believe they have jet engines in them nowadays.

9285> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9285> Especially around here. Damn drought!

9286> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9286> Dayamn! I did better last week.

9286> Dayamn again!

9286> Oh, well.

9287> Newsgroups: alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks

9287> Yust watch yourself.

9288> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9288> Do you have a speech impediment too?

9289> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9289> Must I?

9289> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.

9290> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9290> Helicopters?

9291> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9291> OK.

9291> There's always a first time.

9291> You should emmigrate.

9292> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9292> Butt not for much longer?

9292> Nothing wrong with a good war.

9293> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.music.opera

9293> Watson's not so bad. Domingo is a fine tenor. Those turkeys must all
9293> be wankers.

9293> Ah, typical. Damn Nazis always seemed to miss the real targets.

9293> Merritt? A0L!

9293> Who's that tenor from New Zealand?

9294> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9294> Wood eye?

9294> FILTH!

9294> One of your true stories, eh PHucker?

9295> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9295> Pass the wafers then. And they'd better be wafer thin.

9295> Hence "cheese-eating surrender monkeys".

9296> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9296> Oh? So they are prop?

9297> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9297> The land down under.

9298> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9298> You could start by not letting any more in. The virginity test was a
9298> good start.

9298> There is if you win.

9299> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9299> I knew a Rolfe once. He was an arsehole. Probably related to Neil
9299> Barker.

9300> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9300> Yes butt you are yet to come first.

9301> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9301> unt.

9301> Is he exaggerating?

9302> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9302> Bullshit! You said elsewhere that you were 80!

9303> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks

9303> What?

9304> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9304> More like a shared tube or bag or whatever it is that they use.

9305> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9305> That explains everything.

9306> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9306> Did you say "double"? Hmm ... Double-Anus might be in on this.

9307> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9307> "IM"?

9308> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9308> No, its a different sameness.

9309> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9309> SCART is a type of plug, not a lead. Besides, projectors have no need
9309> of them.

9309> Typical bot response.

9309> It hertz, doesn't it?

9309> That's an interesting question.

9310> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9310> Rolfe spells his name with a e.

9310> Groin sprain?

9311> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9311> Slippery when wet?

9312> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9312> Fortunately, nobody asked what spiders are doing on his butt.

9313> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9313> Where can I get a copy?

9314> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9314> Who's that?

9315> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9315> Double-Anus would probably prefer him to FrOOtL00p and Dishonest John.

9316> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9316> Butt you seem to have no trouble getting a word in edgewise.

9317> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9317> He can bend all the way over.

9318> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9318> Helmet? Head?

9319> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9319> Which just goes to show what a luser PHucker really is.

9320> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9320> Regardless, you don't use them with projectors.

9320> WTF? Next, you will insist I thread the film directly into the VCR.

9320> Another bot response.

9320> And AC is painless?

9320> What's the difference between a boat and a ship?

9320> A0L!

9321> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

9321> I wonder what would happen if those two got married?

9321> Damn dykes.

9322> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9322> Yes, in your own lunch time.

9323> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9323> Why?

9324> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9324> Any in particular?

9325> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9325> Nonsense. Spiders are easy.

9326> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9326> Go out and rent or buy one then.

9326> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as tasty,
9326> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.

9327> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks

9327> Rubbish. All I have is adequate for my needs.

9327> Better not give her the port then or it will be any port in a storm.

9328> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9328> Oh why do you begrudge them so?

9329> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9329> Since when?

9330> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9330> Ah, I see. Props are dangerous. So are jets but I fear props more.

9331> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9331> Butt he says he's very busy and hasn't got time.

9332> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9332> That's ancient history, PHucker.

9333> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9333> To what extent?

9334> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9334> OK, so you're a little older. Nothing to be ashamed of.

9335> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9335> What 0th law, PHucker?

9336> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9336> "'im then"? You're still not making any sense, PHucker. Just as you
9336> don't appear to be making any cents.

9336> Good thing its not a protractor.

9337> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9337> Well that explains a few things.

9338> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9338> Are you gay, PHucker?

9338> Yep, you must be.

9339> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

9339> Or tyres for testicles. Hmm ... they already have the mud flaps.

9340> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9340> Or at least for Beckham.

9341> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9341> What about it?

9342> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9342> So more like port than sherry.

9343> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9343> I thought yours were black and blue.

9344> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9344> Flies? Oh, you were out in the bush.

9344> I hate all teachers - especially English teachers.

9344> The local galahs will suck up to anybody.

9344> For what?

9344> That's because you were seen to be lazy.

9344> Exactly which skool did youse go to?

9344> China will have wait in line behind Japan, India, America, etc. etc.
9344> etc.

9344> So you swapped one shithole for another?

9345> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9345> But they work.

9346> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9346> He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.

9347> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9347> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.

9348> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9348> Fagar of alt.asstronomy does that for Dishonest John.

9349> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9349> Probably PHucker. He's been nicking things with his scalpel lately.

9350> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

9350> Is that similar to woad bollocks?

9351> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9351> Beer?

9352> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9352> That's the crux of the problem.

9353> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

9353> Butt its back in fashion!

9354> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9354> FrOOtL00p and the saucerheads are all fags.

9355> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9355> Man, this is utterly disgusting!

9356> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

9356> Is this what they call a hoedown?

9357> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks

9357> Its the 6th, wormhole.

9357> You mean Bush is a mooslime?

9357> Piloted by mooslimes.

9357> Conclusion. mooslimes are criminal pieces of shit. Your pappy was
9357> involved too, wasn't he?

9358> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9358> Once a month to cut through the red ... er ... tape.

9359> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9359> Yeah, that would probably do it.

9360> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9360> The quick what?

9361> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9361> Oh? What colour are your eyes?

9362> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

9362> Of course. They are all into crap like that. I wonder what they think
9362> of spiders.

9363> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

9363> No. Woad bollocks are when the po-lice stop you from driving somewhere.

9364> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9364> Even worse. He nicks them too.

9365> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9365> Ginger beer? What concept! Its like root beer!

9366> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9366> Nobody asked you to reply, Raghead.

9367> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

9367> I fear Greeks bearing spiders.

9368> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9368> Its akin to feeding your testicles through a meat grinder. Dickless
9368> can tell you what that's like.

9369> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9369> Don't mention it.

9369> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
9369> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.

9370> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9370> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
9370> can do to stop me!

9371> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9371> Yes, no point bolting the barn door after the horse has bolted.

9371> Something they did back in the '80s, I think. Ask Maggie Thatcher.

9371> You can piss back, you know.

9372> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9372> Since when did you live there?

9372> Close enough. A nice, quaint little town. Nice plan in the town centre
9372> anyway.

9372> Language.

9372> That's what I meant.

9372> Most of the stuff here is now made in China. We don't import cars from
9372> America (couldn't drive them here anyway). We do export cars and
9372> engine blocks to America.

9372> Doesn't Canada use the dollar rather than the pound too? Also New
9372> Zealand and most of the rest of the Commonwealth. It sounds like you
9372> guys should get with the times.

9372> Really? I hadn't noticed.

9372> Damn, I thought I owned a part of it.

9372> Who doesn't?

9373> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9373> Obviously the ones that let planes fly. But you can always ask a prop
9373> comic which props work the best.

9374> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9374> Hmm, yes, you make a good point! A0L!

9375> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9375> Like tits on a bull, I don't much care for them on a camel.

9376> Newsgroups: alt.troll,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9376> What? You mean some raving loony Canuck?

9377> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9377> And we've seen the photos to prove it.

9378> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9378> That would be shocking!

9379> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9379> Both what?

9380> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9380> I hear some of them enjoy that sort of thing too.

9380> I never liked Peter Sellers. I though he was a turkey.

9380> Lame.

9381> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9381> Yes, that's what they k'lame.

9381> Tit happens.

9381> I think so.

9381> Yep.

9381> Holden is still the top selling car in Australia. Still locally made.
9381> GM own most of the company.

9381> That's right. So why are you complaining?

9381> Sure it is. Next you'll k'lame you actually bathe more than us too.

9381> For the better?

9381> Never. We did have a flag pole but no flag.

9381> Do you mean Pakis?

9382> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9382> Allegedly.

9382> The ghost who walks? The man who cannot die?

9383> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9383> And how do you keep them warm?

9384> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9384> I don't need your permission, Raghead.

9384> You're a big, fat cow, aren't you?

9385> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9385> 4 of what?

9386> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9386> I think I see why you have trouble finding matching clothes.

9387> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

9387> Spiders are furry. Do you wear fur on your gonads?

9388> Newsgroups: alt.troll,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9388> If you can count to 5 the number of froups on one hand, you may poast
9388> with gay abandon to them.

9389> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.gardening

9389> Do the blood and bones of trolls and saucerheads really help in the
9389> garden?

9389> This guy sounds like a fag.

9390> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9390> No, and I bet Tito hasn't either.

9391> Newsgroups: uk.rec.gardening,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9391> Blessed are the crossposters for they shall inherit the Usenet.

9392> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,soc.culture.israel

9392> Calling you a complete idiot doesn't even begin to describe you. Hare-
9392> brained mooslime comes the closest though.

9393> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9393> Are we talking about Irving Berlin?

9394> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9394> I suppose at that size they would.

9395> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

9395> Got her email address?

9396> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9396> He sounds like a kike.

9396> As baked in an oven?

9397> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.gardening

9397> Most likely. His kind usually are.

9398> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9398> Oh? I thought it was because of the chaffing.

9399> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9399> Yes, they are the right way up.

9400> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9400> When he's not acting gay.

9401> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9401> I live in hope!

9402> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9403> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9403> Nothing at all. It was a nice place.

9403> A wop one at that.

9403> Wanna hear my crow call?

9403> Yup.

9403> Its Mitsubishi who are having problems. Cars are made in Adelaide, you
9403> know.

9403> And Canada, New Zealand, Singapore, etc?

9403> PHEW!

9403> Unlikely.

9403> All teachers are a thick as pig shit.

9403> It does have a Union Jack on it, you know.

9403> Yes, I have noticed. Its got something to do with pislam.

9404> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9404> Mr Walker?

9405> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9405> Slapstick?

9406> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9406> Why? What's wrong with it?

9406> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.

9407> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9407> Yep, Raghead. Especially when I get to stick it to a dyke.

9407> I hope not! Otherwise I'd never get you off my back.

9408> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.gardening

9408> ITYM fags in drag.

9409> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9409> I can imagine.

9410> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9410> Where is the confusion, PHucker? Its perfectly clear to me.

9411> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9411> Man, those yellow teeth ...
9411> Doesn't she ever brush? She must have horrendously bad breath.

9412> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,demon.local

9412> A0L!

9412> I would have nominated Wince Ramb or Catherine Burr butt Dickless is
9412> probably the best choice.

9413> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9413> Dunno but your question just got me wondering exactly which hole ...

9414> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9414> Just the one?

9415> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9415> Dunno, I don't catch buses.

9416> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9416> Not quite. What about yours?

9417> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9417> I've not heard of one of those before. Anything like a Rhode Island
9417> Red?

9418> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9418> Yes, its funny how marching bands have very limited repetoires.

9419> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9419> Because the only man Fartingale can attract is Dickless.

9420> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9420> I see you just can't help yourself, can you, Raghead?

9420> Yes, unlike you.

9420> Its the size of your enormous arse that you should be concerned about.

9421> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9421> Luckily, we don't have double decker buses here. Double-Anus would get
9421> upset.

9422> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9422> Now you're just pulling my leg. Drumstick anyone?

9423> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9423> I see he did a number on you.

9424> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9424> What are you? Some sort of selfraising flower?

9425> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9425> I haven't been there in a while.

9425> Elizabeth wasn't the most salubrious suburb.

9425> Like most, if not all, teachers.

9425> I'll give it to you right here -

9425> FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

9425> Sure.

9425> Did he die here or there?

9425> I think you have your head wedged too far you your fundamental
9425> orifice.

9425> PEE-EWE!!!!1!

9425> No.

9425> No, thanks. If you've seen the movie "If ..." you know what I'd rather
9425> do.

9425> Unlikely.

9425> No and I have no intention of doing so. The third world airports in
9425> Asia are bad enough.

9425> Try using a toilet.

9426> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9426> Likewise. Good thing your name isn't Mr. Pouncer.

9426> Yes. Charlie killed for running off with a mooslime.

9426> No idea. I didn't really read much of that shit.

9427> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9427> Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.

9427> A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.

9427> Ding again!

9428> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9428> Would you really want to eat one of her "burgers"?

9429> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9429> This important news comes too late for Dickless and teh saucerheads.

9430> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9430> She must feel sad to be so repulsive.

9431> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9431> Not only that. Dickless also lost the plot years ago.

9432> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9432> You took the words right out of Double-Anus' ... er ... mouth.

9433> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9433> That's just a myth wimmin k'lame they have during child birth.

9433> If not painful?

9434> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9434> Just wondering.

9434> No, at fault.

9435> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9435> If you lay any more lames ones like that, I'll tar and feather you!

9436> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9436> What could possibly come before the first one, PHucker?

9436> A0L!

9437> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

9437> What's wrong with them? I think there should be more.

9437> Ah, that Roger. What a cad!

9438> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks

9438> What does, duckie?

9438> Did you just fart?

9439> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9439> Er, Dorian, sorry. I didn't recognise you without your hat.

9440> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9440> No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.

9441> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9441> Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
9441> you.

9441> Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!

9442> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9442> Nonsense, PHucker. I am not tempting fate.

9443> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9443> You are forgetting that wimmin don't have testicles. Well, most of
9443> them anyway.

9444> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9444> Phono home?

9444> Films. What else.

9444> I did not see that.

9444> Its no different to a helicopter.

9444> OK, AC/DC.

9444> It was a response. Same difference.

9444> You seem a little small.

9445> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9445> OK, I'll take your word for it.

9445> Is that because you never have?

9445> I meant Charlie killed her (Diana) for running off with a mooslime
9445> (Dodi).

9445> So much for comics.

9446> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9446> It seems to be all housing commission dole bludgers so, yes, its
9446> probably full of Poms.

9446> Never been there. Thanks for the tip-off.

9446> And mooslimes. Mohammad had a thing for 6 year old girls, I hear.

9446> OK. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRK!

9446> Did you hear that?

9446> Afirmative.

9446> So full circle?

9446> For you? Why ask me?

9446> You said it!

9446> Knowing the way things are going in this country, they are either
9446> Kiwis now (who can't speak coherent English) or Indians (who can't
9446> speak English without nodding their heads).

9446> Wasn't it made before CO? And, yes, I do think like that when it comes
9446> to teachers.

9446> In the Star Trek film?

9446> Not that. You guys don't have any gunboats.

9446> Why am I not surprised.

9446> Why not?

9447> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9447> Grab a gun and start shooting?

9447> Nope, you are confused.

9447> Pathetic. Now Steve Martin ...

9447> A very lame year.

9448> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9448> Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
9448> it?

9448> I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
9448> garage for starters.

9449> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9449> No, I'm quite even. Sometimes.

9450> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9450> Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

9451> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9451> Is that the max factor?

9452> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9452> A little what? Child?

9453> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9453> Stop exaggerating, Max.

9454> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9454> A dentist, eh? Sounds like you know a lot about cavities.

9455> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9455> And roast slowly.

9456> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9456> Look, you can stop crowing about it or I'll tell everyone about your
9456> hen.

9457> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.gardening

9457> And pass the wafers around.

9458> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9458> So the 24" ones are hotter?

9459> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9459> I have a duty and responsibilty to all men to protect them from such
9459> wimmin.

9460> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9460> Don't look now butt Burr blows something else.

9461> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9461> My stone tablets? Where shall I take them?

9462> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9462> I bet you enjoy being henpecked when you're not bwaking.

9463> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9463> What about arseholes?

9464> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.gardening

9464> Great, Barry, a reefer!

9465> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9465> Either one will do. With him its all in one rear and out the other.

9466> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,demon.local

9466> She has a blog? I wonder who? A0L!

9466> Wince Ramb?

9467> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9467> Yes, he's deep in denial. 6 feet deep, in fact.

9468> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9468> A little heavy for my mouth, don't you think?

9468> My gonads are my friends too but I don't go bragging about them.

9469> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9469> You're telling me?

9470> Newsgroups: uk.local.surrey,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9470> I could use a lawn mower. The sooner the better. My grass is starting
9470> to grow too long.

9471> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9471> Who holidays in their own backyard?

9472> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9472> Evoluncheonary?

9473> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9473> I'll sort you out in a minute, PHucker.

9474> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

9474> To take care of those idiots who think they own the woad. There should
9474> also be more silent policemen at unregulated intersections.

9475> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9475> Oh, no particular reason.

9475> If you insist.

9476> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9476> My name's not Warner and there's still plenty of time before the pubs
9476> close.

9477> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9477> OK, you keep k'laming that, PHucker, so what is the 0th law?

9477> A0L!

9478> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9478> And elsewhere. At least I don't have parrots squawking about the place
9478> at all hours.

9478> On what basis do you make that k'lame?

9478> That was lame.

9479> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9479> Of my garage? You'll have to ask my architect.

9480> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9480> A tad old now though.

9480> Who is Frank Foster-Smith?

9480> Mains usually.

9481> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9481> What you mean "your link", white man?

9482> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9482> Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

9483> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9483> Why do you think I stopped exercising?

9484> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9484> Oh Rimmel!

9484> Who me?

9485> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9485> Well, make up your mind. Earlier in this thread you said no and now
9485> you say yes. So what is it? Yes or no?

9486> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9486> There you go again.

9486> So?

9486> I said "I DID NOT SEE THAT!". Didn't you ever watch 'allo 'allo?

9486> How gay is that?

9486> I see you are avoiding the question.

9486> Perhaps I need a smaller monitor.

9486> Not entirely funny but not too bad either. I'll give it a 4.

9487> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9487> Yes, but that's what they are saying.

9487> Still, enjoyable to read.

9488> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9488> I don't do email.

9488> Trust me. I haven't turned nasty yet.

9488> For what?

9488> You never do.

9488> It came out in the early 70's. So after If ...

9488> Same reason. They are all cunts.

9488> Indeed.

9488> Why should we?

9488> What's left of it after the Falklands.

9488> We have subs. Remember what the U-boats did. And you'll be far from
9488> home.

9488> Exactly.

9488> Me too. But all I do is surf all day. I should charge them more for
9488> wasting my time.

9489> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9489> Watch his own films, The Jerk, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, The Man With
9489> Two Brains or LA Story and say that again.

9489> He's crap. So corny. No real sense of timing.

9489> For lameness.

9490> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9490> Apaches make web servers now?

9490> A0L!

9491> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9491> That's just plain dumb.

9491> Who? You?

9492> Newsgroups: uk.local.surrey,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9492> Then come over to my place for a mow-in!

9493> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9493> Because it is.

9493> That explains it.

9494> Newsgroups: uk.local.surrey,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9494> You would, wouldn't you, Shawn.

9495> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9495> He sounds like a real bastard.

9495> The prick!

9495> You said it!

9495> He sure did.

9496> Newsgroups: uk.local.surrey,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9496> If you saw how ugly our navy dykes were, you understand why their tits
9496> are the only thing going for them.

9497> Newsgroups: talk.environment,soc.men,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9497> Jumped in a lake, eh? I bet he had a wetback too.

9498> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9498> On what basis do you make that k'lame, zack?

9499> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9499> Dickless?

9500> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9500> What? You tape their little beaks up?

9500> What does that have to do with arses, PHucker?

9500> Indeed.

9500> Now that was funny.

9501> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9501> Hardly. Just ask Hardy Amies.

9501> Butt I can spell "neither".

9501> Well, it beats being in de Nile.

9502> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9502> Damn you're confusing, PHucker!

9502> How did you know I was blond?

9503> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9503> Who said anything about fucking?

9503> Do fat bitches do it any different?

9504> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9504> I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
9504> people eat to be disgusting.

9505> Newsgroups: uk.local.surrey,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9505> He doesn't poast with his bottom.

9506> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9506> Is that a threat? If so, I'll get to you before you get to me!

9507> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9507> There are some here who view you as dim.

9507> You mean PHucker?

9508> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9508> Unlike you, I don't need to wear a mumu and go around asking "Does my
9508> arse look big in this?".

9508> Unlike your arse?

9509> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9509> Why do you go around disabling kids at birth?

9509> There are lots of thirsty Christians arounds. Not just JWs. Mormons
9509> are kooks too. Mooslimes save time by just telling you to convert or
9509> die.

9509> They are just out to make money off the mentally ill.

9509> That takes balls.

9510> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9510> Its a response.

9510> Why England stinks.

9511> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9511> Never heard of it. No doubt invented by some fat fuck.

9511> No.

9512> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9512> Since when?

9512> And how, exactly, does one project celluloid film through DivX?

9512> I did not hear that.

9512> Either. Its AC/DC.

9512> No I didn't.

9512> I have a dual 24" one (or two).

9512> Dunno. 10 maybe.

9512> Ragheads aren't known for their brains.

9513> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9513> Ah, I see. 99.4% of the UK.

9514> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9514> If you'd only said ass, I would have made a jape.

9514> How can she see in the dark?

9515> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9515> A Big Mac?

9516> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks

9516> And who in their right mind would wear lipstick and give a kilt-
9516> wearing queer a blowjob?
9516> That is, apart from another queer Scotsman.

9517> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9517> Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.

9518> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

9518> No, I'm not one of those arseholes. I don't wear a hat either.

9519> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9519> How much?

9519> Nonsense.

9519> Cretins obsessed with royalty filling out their own dreary little
9519> lives.

9519> I don't buy them either.

9520> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9520> Don't you mean ugly?

9521> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9521> I'm smarter than the average bear, Booboo.

9522> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9522> I wonder what Comanches make?

9523> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9523> For which woman?

9524> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9524> Put them in the curry.

9524> Blame God anyway.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

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215> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

215> tholen tholeth:
215> I mean you, dear astronomer.

216> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

216> tholen tholeth:
216> Does it really matter, dear kibologer?

217> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

217> tholen tholeth:
217> Does it really matter?

218> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

218> tholen tholeth:
218> Why do you ask that?

219> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

219> tholen tholeth:
219> Why do you ask that?
219> Why do you ask that?

220> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

220> tholen tholeth:
220> Does it really matter, dear kibologer?

221> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

221> tholen tholeth:
221> Does it really matter?

222> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

222> tholen tholeth:
222> Why do you ask that?

223> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

223> tholen tholeth:
223> What does?
223> Why do you ask that?

224> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

224> tholen tholeth:
224> I mean you, dear astronomer.

225> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

225> tholen tholeth:
225> I mean you, dear astronomer.

226> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

226> tholen tholeth:
226> What does?

227> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

227> tholen tholeth:
227> Why do you ask that

228> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

228> tholen tholeth:
228> Does it really matter?

229> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

229> tholen tholeth:
229> Does it really matter, dear kibologer?

230> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

230> tholen tholeth:
230> Who is "dear astronomer", dear astronomer?

231> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

231> tholen tholeth:
231> Does it really matter, dear kibologer?

232> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

232> tholen tholeth:
232> Does it?

233> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

233> tholen tholeth:
233> Why do you ask that

234> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

234> tholen tholeth:
234> What does?

235> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

235> tholen tholeth:
235> What does?

236> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

236> tholen tholeth:
236> Does it?

237> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

237> tholen tholeth:
237> Does it really matter, dear kibologer?

238> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

238> tholen tholeth:
238> Why do you ask

239> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

239> tholen tholeth:
239> Who is "dear astronomer", dear astronomer?

240> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

240> tholen tholeth:
240> Of course it was trivial, because I was addressing you, dear Tholen
240> the astronomer.

241> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

241> tholen tholeth:
241> What does?

242> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

242> tholen tholeth:
242> Why do you

243> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

243> tholen tholeth:
243> Does it?

244> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

244> tholen tholeth:
244> Does it really matter, dear kibologer?

245> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

245> tholen tholeth:
245> Who is "dear astronomer", dear astronomer?

246> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

246> tholen tholeth:
246> I'm leaving that as a homework for you, dear Tholen the astronomer.

247> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

247> tholen tholeth:
247> Who is "dear astronomer", dear astronomer?

248> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

248> tholen tholeth:
248> Does it really matter, dear kibologer?

249> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

249> tholen tholeth:
249> Does it?

250> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

250> tholen tholeth:
250> Why

251> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

251> tholen tholeth:
251> What does?

252> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

252> tholen tholeth:
252> Quite correct. I didn't; instead I left that as a homework for you,
252> dear astronomer.

253> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

253> tholen tholeth:
253> Who is "dear astronomer", dear astronomer?

254> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

254> tholen tholeth:
254> Does it really matter, dear kibologer?

255> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

255> tholen tholeth:
255> Does it?

256> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

256> tholen tholeth:
256> Why

257> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

257> tholen tholeth:
257> What does?

258> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

258> tholen tholeth:
258> I'm afraid you are, dear astronomer.

259> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

259> tholen tholeth:
259> Who is "dear astronomer", dear astronomer?

260> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

260> tholen tholeth:
260> Does it really matter, dear kibologer?

261> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

261> tholen tholeth:
261> Does it?

262> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

262> tholen tholeth:
262> Why

263> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

263> tholen tholeth:
263> What does?

264> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

264> It really seems to matter. As you may have noticed, I am experimenting
264> with certain minimalistic, absurd answers to his tholing and trying to
264> find the line beyond which he shuts up. Perhaps there isn't any; we'll
264> see.

265> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

265> Quite unbelievably, that really has happened - see, for example, the
265> thread "The Essence of Music" in r.m.c. from the year 2003. It is most
265> hilarious, if not awesome, to see how he can't help reverting to his
265> usual ranting, even in that thread.
265> Quite so, considering that he seems to be an astronomer and a teacher.
265> Besides, could his students ever take him seriously, if they happened
265> to stumble upon these lunatic - a Freudian slip in the context of
265> astronomy - threads?

266> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

266> tholen tholeth:
266> Who is, dear astronomer?
266> But there is an astronomer. How very sad.

267> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

267> tholen tholeth:
267> Suffering from reading comprehension problems, dear astronomer? You
267> are an astronomer, dear astronomer.
267> But there is an astronomer. What a shame.

268> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

268> tholen tholeth:
268> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
268> No inconsistency there, dear astronomer; both of those motives only
268> support each other.
268> Thank you, dear astronomer. Rather young than deranged.
268> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
268> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
268> We'll see. Meanwhile, keep up the good work, Tholen the astronomer,
268> dearie. What would these ng:s be without your tholing? (A rhetoric
268> question, anticipating no explicit answer).

269> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

269> tholen tholeth:
269> Does it?

270> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

270> tholen tholeth:
270> Wh

271> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

271> tholen tholeth:
271> What does?

272> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

272> tholen tholeth:
272> Who is, dear astronomer?
272> On the basis of what is known about David J. Tholen. Obviously you
272> _are_ David J. Tholen. Nobody has claimed your alias to be a fraud.
272> Why illogic, dear astronomer?

273> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

273> tholen tholeth:
273> Who indeed, dear astronomer?
273> But you are in this newsgroup, dear Tholen the astronomer.
273> Suffering from severe reading comprehension problems, dear astronomer?
273> But you are in this newsgroup, dear Tholen the astronomer.
273> On the basis of what is known about David J. Tholen. Obviously you
273> _are_ David J. Tholen. Nobody has claimed your alias to be a fraud.
273> Why illogic, dear astronomer?

274> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

274> tholen tholeth:
274> Who indeed, dear astronomer?
274> Irrelevant, given that you are in this newsgroup, dear Tholen the
274> astronomer.
274> Irrelevant, given that you are an astronomer, dear astronomer.
274> Suffering from really severe reading comprehension problems, dear
274> astronomer?
274> Irrelevant, given that you are in this newsgroup, dear Tholen the
274> astronomer.
274> Irrelevant, given that you are an astronomer, dear astronomer.
274> "Illoigic"?
274> On the basis of what is known about David J. Tholen.
274> How so, dear astronomer?
274> Who indeed, dear astronomer?
274> Irrelevant, given that you are in this newsgroup, Tholen the
274> astronomer, dearie.

275> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

275> tholen tholeth:
275> What does?

276> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

276> tholen tholeth:
276> W

277> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

277> tholen tholeth:
277> Does it?

278> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

278> tholen tholeth:
278> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
278> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
278> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
278> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
278> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
278> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
278> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
278> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
278> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
278> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
278> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
278> "Unawilling?"

279> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

279> tholen tholeth:
279> No, that was based on the available evidence, dear astronomer.
279> Oh well, I'm finding my time, as do everybody other "discussing" with
279> you, dear astronomer; but you have to find the sum total of the time
279> required for your tholing to everybody else. Of course, your vast
279> experience in tholing certainly makes you burden somewhat lighter,
279> dear astronomer.
279> Suffering from reading comprehension problems, dear astronomer? But
279> I'm getting interested: suppose I'll admit to being a lunatic. Then
279> what? Would you continue your tholing to a lunatic, dear astronomer?

280> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

280> tholen tholeth:
280> Who indeed, Tholen the astronomer, dearie, you?
280> Irrelevant, given that you seem now to understand that I am talking to
280> you, dear Tholen the astronomer.
280> Who indeed, Tholen the astronomer, dearie?
280> Who indeed, dear Tholen the astronomer?
280> Who indeed, dear Tholie the astronomer?
280> What dishonesty, dear Tholen the astronomer. You wrote "illoigic", not
280> "illogic". But again your forgeries were pointed out, dear astronomer,
280> Tholie, you.
280> How so, dear Tholen the astronomer?
280> Who indeed, dear Tholen the astronomer?
280> A cherished person who allegedly makes observations of celestial
280> phenomena.
280> That is a term of endearment, Tholen the astronomer, dearie.

281> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

281> Never heard of him; "Hilpernin" isn't a Finnish surname. But it so
281> happens that I have attended the lectures of Risto Hilpinen, a
281> philosopher:

281> Perhaps you meant him.

282> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

282> tholen tholeth:
282> Who, dear astronomer?
282> I already answered to you, dear astronomer:
282> "Oyur"?
282> Who, dear astronomer?

283> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

283> tholen tholeth:
283> Does that really matter, dear astronomer? BTW, why do you occasionally
283> write my surname with a capital K and occasionally not? That's classic
283> inconsistency, isn't it, dear astronomer?
283> You'll bet your arse that there is nobody anywhere using "thata lias",
283> dear astronomer.
283> Yes, yes, "thata lias", dear astronomer.
283> Perhaps there will soon be one "thata lias", dear astronomer.
283> Admittedly you have made your obscure point quite clear, dear
283> astronomer.
283> There isn't, is there, dear astronomer?
283> Please come again, dear astronomer.
283> Thank you, dear astronomer.
283> Now that's some news, dear astronomer.
283> You really seem to insist upon this, dear astronomer.
283> That is becoming a classic at this point, dear astronomer.
283> Again you are practicing dishonesty, dear astronomer. You wrote
283> "unawilling", not "un willing", dear astronomer. And why don't you
283> even correct your spelling blunders right, dear astronomer, supposing
283> that you meant "unwilling"? Must I really teach you English, dear
283> astronomer, although English even isn't my native language?

284> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

284> tholen tholeth:
284> Does it really matter, dear astronomer?
284> "Tha alias"?
284> It certainly wasn't, but does it really matter, dear astronomer, given
284> all those tha aliases etc?
284> Well done, dear astronomer, but I have to say I like "thata lias"
284> more, dear astronomer.
284> Ooh, now you are flattering me, dear astronomer. You must consider
284> this to be worth while.
284> You should know, dear astronomer.
284> That was an astute observation indeed, but then again, you are an
284> astronomer, dear astronomer, accustomed to observing distant celestial
284> phenomena.
284> Are you in fact copying your comments, dear astronomer?
284> Does it really matter, dear astronomer?
284> Does it really matter, dear astronomer?
284> I guess I'm learning that just now, with you, dear astronomer.
284> That question is gaining some metaphysical weight at this point, dear
284> astronomer.
284> Neither there is anybody using "thata lias", dear astronomer. Next,
284> how about "tha talias" or "tha lias", for the sake of variety?

285> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

285> tholen tholeth:
285> Does it?

286> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

286> tholen tholeth:
286> W

287> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

287> tholen tholeth:
287> What does

288> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.apps

289> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

289> tholen tholeth:
289> W

290> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

290> tholen tholeth:
290> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
290> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
290> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
290> You are, dear Tholie the astronomer.
290> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
290> You are, dear Tholie the astronomer.
290> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
290> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
290> Didn't you understand that definition , dear Tholen the astronomer?
290> Don't you really understand I have been talking to you, dear Tholen
290> the astronomer?

291> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

291> tholen tholeth:
291> Thank you for your precious and ever so refreshing contribution to my
291> discussion with Darla.

292> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

292> tholen tholeth:
292> Who, dear astronomer
292> "Oyur"?

293> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

293> tholen tholeth:
293> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
293> Does that really matter, dear astronomer?
293> You'd really like to know that, wouldn't you, dear astronomer? It
293> really isn't very difficult to figure that out, dear astronomer; hence
293> I won't spoil your fun of making your own cocnclusions, dear Tholen
293> the astronomer. (A hint: look at the four last words of the previous
293> sentence.)

294> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

294> tholen tholeth:
294> Does it?

295> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

295> tholen tholeth:
295> Does it?

296> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

296> tholen tholeth:
296> What

297> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

297> tholen tholeth:
297> Who are "kids", Tholen?
297> Classic erroneous presupposition. It's Saturday evening here, dear
297> astronomer.
297> W

298> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

298> tholen tholeth:
298> Does it really matter, dear astronomer
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Classic erroneous presupposition.
298> Who?
298> Who?
298> They are the dedutctions, dear astronomer.
298> "Tha tyou"?

299> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

299> tholen tholeth:
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> >
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.
299> It's you, dear astronomer.

300> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

300> tholen tholeth:
300> Does it

301> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

301> tholen tholeth:
301> Does it

302> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

302> tholen tholeth:
302> Wha

303> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

303> tholen tholeth:
303> What?
303> Who?
303> W

304> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

304> tholen tholeth:
304> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
304> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
304> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
304> How could it be, dear Tholie the astronomer?
304> You are.
304> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
304> How could it be, dear Tholie the astronomer?
304> You are.
304> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
304> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
304> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?
304> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer?

305> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

305> tholen tholeth:
305> No surprise indeed. Why should I have answered your question?

306> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

306> tholen tholeth:
306> Who
306> "Oyur"?

307> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical.recordings

307> Have any of you sat next to or near to any famous people during a classical
307> concert?

307> Rich

308> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

308> tholen tholeth:
308> Does it really matter, dear Tholen the astronomer

308> You are

309> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

309> tholen tholeth:
309> But why should I have given a trivially obvious answer? Couldn't you
309> really figure it out by yourself?

310> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

310> tholen tholeth:
310> Wh
310> "Oyur"?

311> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

311> tholen tholeth:
311> Wh
311> "Oyur"?

312> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

312> tholen tholeth:
312> Does it really matter
312> Classic erroneous
312> What
312> Who
312> "Tha tyou"

313> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

313> tholen tholeth:
313> It's you, dear astronomer

314> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

314> tholen tholeth:
314> Does

315> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

315> tholen tholeth:
315> Does

316> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

316> tholen tholeth:
316> What
316> W

317> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

317> tholen tholeth:
317> Wh

318> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.apps

318> Hi

318> Well, that was easy to resolve: Sack the eCS(OS/2) supplied ftpd.exe -
318> guess it is too old to work with more current ftp clients - and install
318> Pete Moylan's ftpserver.

318> Now both FireFTP and JFTP work fine.

318> Regards

318> Pete

319> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

319> tholen tholeth:
319> Does it really matter
319> Yo

320> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

320> tholen tholeth:
320> Can't you really figure that out by yourself?

321> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

321> tholen tholeth:
321> W
321> "Oyur"?

322> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

322> tholen tholeth:
322> W
322> "Oyur"

323> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

323> tholen tholeth:
323> Does it really
323> Classic
323> Wha
323> Wh
323> Tha tyo

324> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

324> tholen tholeth:
324> It's you,
324> Still suffering from punctuation problems, Karttunen?
324> Pus?

325> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

325> tholen tholeth:
325> Doe

326> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

326> tholen tholeth:
326> Doe

327> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

327> tholen tholeth:
327> Wha
327> W

328> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

328> tholen tholeth:
328> W

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

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Sep 18, 2007, 2:43:00 PM9/18/07
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Tholen Ham lamed post counted thusly:

>
>alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2 year
>1
>-------------- ------- ----- ------ ------ ------
>------
>deco 1458 4393 3722 2268
>0
>bruce 268 1206 3369 2867 1979
>0
>ah 489 669 320 112
>0
>hucker 363 284 44 4
>2

You left the Might Poast Count Lits on for the comp.os.os2.advocacy
version of your multiposted "digest", Tholen. I won't mention the fact
that you failed to add moi to the Holy Count.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
COOSN-266-06-39716

tho...@antispam.ham

unread,
Sep 19, 2007, 6:47:47 PM9/19/07
to
Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9525> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9525> I see Holly has just put up her hand. Seems she's dumb enough to
9525> qualify. So Fartingale might be in luck after all.

9526> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9526> Yes, you are.

9526> You misspelled (sic) misspelt.

9527> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9527> What about sex on the tele? Do you keep falling off?

9528> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9528> Compared to me, you have nothing.

9529> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9529> Gay lame noted, Fagar.

9530> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9530> That you have a big arse, Raghead? That much has been evident for some
9530> time.

9530> Delusional again, Raghead? Yes, just keep telling yourself that those
9530> footsteps belong to someone else.

9530> Yes, your enormous arse, Raghead. Happy now?

9531> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9531> Well don't goad me, would you?

9532> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9532> The mooslimes say it was allah. And that's good enough for me.

9533> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9533> I'd never have guessed.

9534> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9534> Don't shit yourself!

9535> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9535> I've got all his picnic baskets, haven't I?

9536> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9536> Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.

9536> We're not discussing pussies in this thread.

9537> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9537> OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.

9538> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9538> Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?

9539> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9539> I don't think I've ever had one that good before. Do you think your
9539> wife can pop round next week?

9540> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9540> You mean like she does with you? Unlikely.

9540> No, I'm not a Merkin.

9541> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9541> Freaky!

9542> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9542> Dickless Davie Tholen, the gutless wonder from Hawaii. Mosey on over
9542> to rec.music.classical or comp.os.os2.advocacy and you'll find out.

9543> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9543> Damn! And they say tomorrow never ends.

9544> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9544> Too bad. Its the best offer you're ever likely to get.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

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ah writes:

1837> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1837> <snicker>

1838> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1838> I blame Mom's Apple Pie.

1839> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.pjr,alt.non.sequitur

1839> 24 hours a day, my friend.

1840> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power

1840> Classic erroneous presupposition, Deco.

1841> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.aratzio

1841> IAWTP.

1841> [fdhvagvat vf gur svefg fvta]

1842> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1842> Note: still no response.

1843> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

1843> I bought one of those once. It was a dud.

1844> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

1844> "It's a Grey Boy!"

1845> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.steveleyland

1845> GREYS!!9!

1846> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,rec.music.classical,alt.cascade,alt.politics.kibo

1846> Wot?

1847> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,rec.music.classical,alt.snuh,comp.lang.python,alt.fan.monty-python

1847> que grupo da merda!

1848> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.tv.firefly,alt.religion.kibology,triangle.bizarre,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1848> Are you insinuating something?

1849> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.tv.firefly,alt.religion.kibology,triangle.bizarre,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1849> *plonk*

1850> Newsgroups: alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.music.white-power,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sailing.asa,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.gambling.lottery,alt.snuh,alt.politics.republican,alt.politics.regionalism.walloon

1850> Which part of eunuch didn't you understand?

1851> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

1851> Hi, Alexa!

1852> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.atheism,alt.fan.cropcircles,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,sci.skeptic,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local

1852> Bye, Alexa!

1853> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1853> Nyy unvy gur SAIJ, sbe ur unpr zhpu terngarff!

1854> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.tv.firefly,alt.religion.kibology,triangle.bizarre,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1854> Incarceration bots, anyone?

1855> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.tv.firefly,alt.religion.kibology,triangle.bizarre,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1855> *plonk*

1856> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1856> Quiet, s0ck.

1857> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.food+drink.misc,rec.arts.tv.uk.coronation-st,alt.aratzio

1857> Why won't /you/ shuttup?

1858> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.aratzio,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1858> Welcome.

1858> Speaking of Nixon: kill the puppet, and the hand gets away.

1859> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1859> Nyy unvy gur SAIJ, sbe ur unpr zhpu terngarff!

1860> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1860> <snicker>

1861> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel,alt.non.sequitur

1861> What does that have to do with promiscuous weasels, Deco?

1862> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.english.usage,alt.music.modern

1862> In it's pre-conceptual state, obviously, Deco.

1863> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.english.usage,alt.music.modern

1863> Study?! STUDY??!?

1863> Tourists . . . .

1864> Newsgroups: alt.music.white-power,rec.collecting.coins,alt.life.sucks,alt.music.nirvana,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.cotse

1864> DUZ THESE MEEN BLUD TWO?

1865> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1865> Quiet, s0ck.

1866> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1866> Quiet, s0ck.

1867> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.aratzio,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1867> Cheney?

1868> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.tv.firefly,alt.religion.kibology,triangle.bizarre,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1868> Innervation bots, anyone?

1869> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1869> <snicker>

1870> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,demon.local,alt.hackers.malicious,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1870> Nyy unvy gur SAIJ, sbe ur unpr zhpu terngarff!

1871> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.tv.firefly,alt.religion.kibology,triangle.bizarre,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1871> *plonk*

1872> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1872> Viva los matching silver-plate transceiver device!

1872> Hi, Alexa!

1873> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1873> Tequila!

1874> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.food+drink.misc,rec.arts.tv.uk.coronation-st,alt.aratzio

1874> I would prefer that /you/ refrain from preferring I shuttup.

1875> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.society.sovereign,alt.astronomy,alt.aratzio,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.steveleyland,alt.non.sequitur

1875> BOOM!!sex!

1876> Newsgroups: alt.music.white-power,rec.collecting.coins,alt.life.sucks,alt.music.nirvana,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.cotse

1876> Where?

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

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Risto Karttunen writes:

329> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

329> tholen tholeth:
329> Does it

329> Class
329> Wh
329> W
329> Tha

330> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

330> tholen tholeth:
330> It's
330> Why not, dear astronomer?
330> Pus?

331> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

331> tholen tholeth:
331> Do

332> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

332> tholen tholeth:
332> Do

333> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

333> tholen tholeth:
333> Wh
333> W

334> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

334> tholen tholeth:
334> W

335> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

335> tholen tholeth:
335> Does it really
335> Y

336> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

336> tholen tholeth:
336> Can't you really figure that out by yourself?

337> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

337> tholen tholeth:
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337> "Oyur"

338> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

338> tholen tholeth:
338> W
338> Classic erroneous presupposition. There is no question above.

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9545> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.local.surrey

9545> Looks like we picked a bad day for a picnic at Hanging Rock.

9545> Not as such.

9545> What flavour?

9546> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9546> He might become a saucerhead if he's not careful.

9547> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9547> If that's Monica's cigar then, no thanks, I know where its been.

9548> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9548> This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
9548> her pussy.

9549> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9549> You are ever so gross. My name isn't Portnoy and I'm not interested.

9549> As opposed to your pussy just being disgusting. Don't you ever groom
9549> it?

9550> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9550> Wouldn't it depend on how surprised you are?

9551> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9551> She wears a merkin.

9552> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9552> I'll need to find some room.

9553> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9553> No, I have them. They got zilch.

9553> Consider yourself lucky its not duck hunting season.

9554> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.local.surrey

9554> I'm actually partial to tarts.

9555> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

9555> So you don't shit yourself when surprised?

9556> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9556> No thanks. I've no need of one.

9557> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9557> I could probably use one of theirs.

9558> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9558> Your wife gags?

9559> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9559> Well, there you go. I'm right as usual.

9559> What's there to explain? I hate them because they are all cunts.

9559> Sure.

9559> For what reason?

9559> Old enough to remember.

9559> No but they could be.

9559> Precisely.

9559> The web.

9560> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9560> History never repeats.

9560> Nicholson has no talent. Burton was passable when sober.

9560> In real life?

9560> What's the point of war films?

9561> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.local.surrey

9561> They all go down well. Well, the ones I like anyway.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession
of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Peter Hucker writes:

812> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

812> Looks like we've got ourselves a new bot. And not a very good one either.

812> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

812> Don't take life so seriously, it's not permanent.

813> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,uk.misc,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

813> Put the needle on the record Put the needle on the record Put the needle on the record Put the needle on the record Put the needle on the record Put the needle on the record Put the needle on the record Put the needle on the record Put the needle on the record Put the needle on the record Put the needle on the record Put the needle on the record ................

813> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

813> Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.

814> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

814> Why do you keep writing "show quoted text"?

814> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

814> If trains stop at train stations, what happens at workstations?

815> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.aupport.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

815> Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.

815> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

815> It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

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816> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:19:29 +0100, Mr Pounder <MrPounder@rationalthough=

816> Or crap.

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817> I greased it.

817> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

817> U2's on-tour sound system weighs 30 tons.

818> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

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819> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy

819> Same difference.

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821> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

821> I'm only 32.

821> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

821> It turns out a Chinese food deliveryman who was thought to be missing, was actually stuck in a Manhattan apartment building elevator for 4 days.
821> The man is ok, but the building's owner is charging him $1,500 rent.

822> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

822> Why would I be jealous of his ability to exaggerate?

822> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

822> My nephew and I were playing a game of chess tonight. In desperation he mockingly tried to cheat. In a poor imitation of an Italian gangster I said, "You want I should beat you up?"
822> He replied in turn, "I'll kill you first."
822> "Ah," I replied. "The Sicilian Defense."

823> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

823> It's bleedin' albatross flavour of course!

823> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

823> In light of the Madrid bombing, France has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."
823> The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

824> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

824> 14.1%
824> 10.1%
824> 10.0%

824> You're right, you are the last person who would know.

824> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)

824> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
824> the national grid?

824> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importan=
824> ce of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted e=
824> xcept illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate f=
824> amily (with
824> a note from that member).
824> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, si=
824> r?"
824> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher resp=
824> onds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other =
824> hand."

825> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

825> Towards im.

825> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

825> I have a photographic memory that was never developed.

826> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

826> You're not, I pinched the scart lead.

826> I know you are, ner ner ner ner ner!

826> Watt?

826> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

826> Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

827> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

827> ROFL!

827> GROAN!

827> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

827> "I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."
827> -- Emo Philips

828> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

828> No.

828> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

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828> \:\ \/:/Z/ \:\ \/:/Z/
828> \:\/:/Z/________\;\/:/Z/
828> \::/Z/_______itz__\/Z/
828> \/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ/

829> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

829> 0%
829> 3%
829> 8%
829> 8%
829> 6%
829> 4%
829> 0%
829> 3%
829> 0%
829> 2%
829> 0%
829> 7%

829> So did I.

829> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
829> the national grid?

829> I've never had a problem with drugs,
829> I've had problems with the police. - Keith Richards

830> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

830> Where would the world be without filth?

830> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
830> the national grid?

830> In the event that all else has failed, and it seems tempting to actually=
830> read the instructions, don't panic: Get a bigger hammer!

831> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

831> Bot.

831> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

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832> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

832> Your point?

832> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

832> Wisconsin had recently installed new scoreboard-style highway signs that keep commuters up-to-date on current traffic conditions.
832> At the time the message read, "Change speed to 50mph a head."
832> I thought, "There are two heads in this car at the moment so . . . "
832> and then looked over at my wife who, without waiting for me to say anything, simply said, "No."

833> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

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833> No, it simply shows Pounder has more spare time than me.

833> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
833> the national grid?

833> After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband abo=
833> ut his lurid past.
833> "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "How many women hav=
833> e you slept with?"
833> "Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit." Kim promised =
833> she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
833> "Okay," he said, then started to count on his fingers "One, two, three, =
833> four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, t=
833> hirteen . . . "

834> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

834> 13.0%
834> 8.3%
834> 7.8%
834> 5.8%
834> 5.6%
834> 5.4%
834> 5.0%
834> 4.3%
834> 4.0%
834> 3.2%
834> 3.0%
834> 2.7%

834> I came first about 4 lists ago.

834> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
834> the national grid?

834> A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot
834> of begging. Finally, the policeman says: "OK. I'll ask you a
834> question. If you answer correctly, I'll forget about the ticket!"

834> "Go ahead!" answers the speeder.

834> "You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you.
834> What is it?"

834> "That's easy! It's a car!"

834> "Sure! But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is it a
834> VW?" replies the policeman, and proceeds to write the ticket.

834> "Wait! Give me another chance!", begs the guy.

834> "Ok. But, this is your last chance! You fail to answer - you get the
834> ticket!"

834> "Fair enough."

834> "You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you. What is
834> it?"

834> "That's easy! It's a bike!"

834> "Sure! But, what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? Is it a Suzuki? Is it
834> a Harley Davidson? Sorry, you're getting the ticket!"

834> "Yeah, OK. But let me ask you a question too."

834> "Go ahead," answers the policeman.

834> "You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve, bargaining
834> with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.

834> "Easy. That's a hooker," replies the policeman.

834> "Sure! But, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your
834> sister? Is it your daughter?"

835> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

835> Yes.

835> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

835> Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
835> Customer: Your left or my left?

836> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

836> Read the 2nd word in "I'm not 80 you know" carefully.

836> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

836> The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

837> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

837> Does it explain the 0th law of thermodynamics?

837> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

837> In Today's Market Activity, Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins
837> dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. And, Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. Invest wisely!

838> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

838> Incorrect. A wire with a scart plug on each end is calle a "scart lead".

838> So how do you connect your projector to the tv tuner?

838> Yours was.

838> Not with DC.

838> Where is your interesting answer?

838> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

838> Q. What's the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
838> A. Depth perception.

839> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

839> 'im then.

839> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

839> My penis is 12 inches long, but I don't use it as a rule.

840> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.pets.rabbits

840> Are you chatting me up?

840> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

840> 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

841> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.pets.rabbits

841> Acceptance of inability to be witty noted.

841> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

841> Cindy once remarked to her dentist that she didn't know what would be worse - having a baby, or having a tooth pulled.
841> The Dentist replied, "Well make up your mind, Cindy - because I need to know which way to position the chair."

842> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

842> that something of yours is inadequate.

842> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

842> A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge.
842> He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.
842> Hoping to get her into bed he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.
842> He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said, "Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it's the nectar of the gods.
842> Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation.
842> When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy.
842> It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow.
842> The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I'm transported into another world.
842> "On the other hand, Port makes me fart."

843> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy

843> That is also both.

843> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

843> A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea". Kids were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences. These are some of the results:

843> This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
843> If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)
843> I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
843> A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it's head. (Billy age 8)
843> Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
843> When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
843> When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boyfriend. It was fun. (Lauren age 7)
843> A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of seamen inside. (Emma age 5)
843> When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of sailors (Valerie age 6)
843> Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
843> On holiday my Mum went water ski-ing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)

844> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.aupport.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

844> What is the average head count per day?

844> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

844> This space was empty.

845> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

845> Then you must draw it in ASCII.

845> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

845> "I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Judi to her best friend Monika.
845> "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Monika responded.
845> "He did. That's why I have to take every precaution!" shrieked Judi.

846> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comp.os.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.english.usage,alt.music.modern

846> what?

846> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

846> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

847> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

847> On a Muslim?

847> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

847> Bumper sticker seen on a B-2 Stealth Bomber:
847> "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN WE WASTED 50 BILLION BUCKS."

848> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

848> Why are you so obsessed with naked testicles?

848> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

848> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

849> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy

849> Both of us are confused.

849> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

849> Q. What's the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
849> A. Depth perception.

850> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.aratzio,comp.os.os2.advocacy

850> Snip ffs. I couldn't find the text.

850> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

850> Sex drive: a physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends at marriage.

851> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

851> 6%

851> All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.

851> 7%
851> 7%
851> 5%
851> 2%
851> 7%
851> 1%
851> 0%
851> 8%

851> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
851> the national grid?

851> Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?

852> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

852> I do, well it's scart to phono.

852> What do you project then?

852> Bots using reverse psychology, whatever next? Flying saucers?

852> WTF is that anyway? It looks like it's a hovercraft (contrary to what the article says), as I can see it blowing the grass as it takes off. But then it gets very high, and the wind pushed out from the bottom to get it that high would have caused people to fall over, or have their clothes blown all over the place. But there is a conveniently place crane....

852> I said not with DC, not not with AC.

852> That's a question not an answer.

852> :-)

852> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

852> A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?"

852> Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

852> The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

852> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
852> Little Johnny: "9"

852> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
852> Little Johnny: "36"

852> And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Little Johnny can go to the third-grade."
852> The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Little Johnny both agree.

852> Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
852> Little Johnny: "Legs"

852> Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
852> Little Johnny: "Pockets"

852> Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
852> Little Johnny: "Pants"

852> Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
852> (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
852> Little Johnny: "Coconut"

852> Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
852> Little Johnny: "Bubblegum"

852> Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
852> Little Johnny: "Shake hands"

852> Teacher: "Now I will ask some '"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
852> Little Johnny: "Yup"

852> Teacher: "You blow me, you feel good"
852> Little Johnny: "Nose"

852> Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver"
852> Little Johnny: "Arrow"

852> Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"
852> Little Johnny: "Firetruck"

852> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

853> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

853> Oh. Almost as bad as woad bollards.

853> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

853> Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club.
853> The doorman at the club spots them and says "Hey Roger! How are you tonight?"
853> His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. "No, no. He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
853> They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says "Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?"
853> His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!"
853> "No, no" says Roger "I just know her from volleyball."
853> Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger and says "Roger! A table dance as usual?"
853> His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar.
853> Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Roger have it with both barrels.
853> At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Roger!"

854> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

854> Er... why?

854> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

854> An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.
854> From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something.
854> The only time he got any relief was when he was out ploughing with his old mule. He tried to plough a lot.
854> One day, when he was out ploughing, his wife brought him lunch in the field.
854> He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch.
854> Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag - it just went on and on.
854> All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet and caught her smack in the back of the head.
854> Killed her dead on the spot.
854> At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd.
854> When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement
854> But when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
854> This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
854> So after the funeral, the minister asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
854> The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."
854> "And what about the men?" the minister asked.
854> "They all wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

855> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

855> I thought those were things that irrtated you.

855> Unlike you who con people out of new fire extinguishers and get paid more than the fucking prime minister.

855> In a manner of speaking. I owe more money than the value of the house.

855> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

855> Fellows, it's often easier to just give in to your wife. I mean, what's your word against thousands of hers?

856> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

856> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.

856> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

856> An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
856> It was so far out that there was no electricity.
856> When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child.
856> The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
856> The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
856> "Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"

857> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

857> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

857> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

857> Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
857> "This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
857> "Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
857> Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
857> "Aw, c'mon, Dad . . . " Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"

858> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.aupport.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

858> No, earth girls are easy.

858> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

858> If you are having sex with TWO women and ONE more woman walks in, what do you have?
858> Divorce proceedings, most likely.

859> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

859> You mean it fits your hand?

859> GROAN.

859> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

859> Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
859> A. Beat it - we're closed.

860> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

860> I'm even more very busy and have even less time.

860> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

860> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

861> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

861> If you live life at that speed you'll be dead soon. I suggest you lower your metabolic rate.

861> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

861> A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
861> "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
861> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa tospella Mississippi."

862> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

862> I'd say a factor of two.

862> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

862> Sign in a Bangkok temple:
862> "It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man."
862> Cocktail lounge, Norway:
862> "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
862> Doctors office, Rome:
862> "Specialist in women and other diseases."
862> Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
862> "Drop your trousers here for the best results."
862> In a Nairobi restaurant:
862> "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
862> On Anathi River Highway:
862> "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
862> On a poster:
862> "Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help."
862> In a city restaurant:
862> "Open seven days a week and weekends."
862> On automatic hand dryer:
862> "Do not activate with wet hands."
862> In a cemetery:
862> "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
862> Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
862> "Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed."
862> On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
862> "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
862> In a Tokyo bar:
862> "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."
862> Hotel, Yugoslavia:
862> "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
862> Hotel, Japan:
862> "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
862> A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
862> "It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other."
862> Hotel, Zurich:
862> "Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."
862> Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
862> "Would you like to ride on your own ass?"
862> Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
862> "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
862> A laundry in Rome:
862> "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

863> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

863> I'm older than a little.

863> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

863> Why are there more white people killed in avalanches than blacks?
863> The blacks are easier to find in the snow.

864> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

864> The one before the 1st one of course.

864> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

864> A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
864> "What are you doing?" She asked.
864> "Hunting Flies" He responded..
864> "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
864> "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied..
864> Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
864> He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!"

865> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.pets.rabbits

865> Why are you asking?

865> Be what? A photocopier?

865> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

865> Smith & Wesson -- the original point and click interface.

866> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

866> HIM ffs, have you never heard of contractions?

866> That might make for interesting sex.

866> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

866> The longest word in German is DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFAHRTSELEKTRIZITAETENHAUPTBETRIEBSWERKBAUUNTERBEAMTENGESELLSCHAFT, "the club for subordinate officials of the head office management of the Danube steamboat electrical services" (name of a pre-war club in Vienna), according to 1996 Guinness.

867> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy

867> You have confused clarity with confusion.

867> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

867> A study in Scotland showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.
867> For instance, if she is ovulating they are attracted to men with rugged, masculine features.
867> If she is menstruating she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple.

868> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

868> Select weapon!

868> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

868> You know you're a redneck when......
868> 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
868> 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
868> 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
868> 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
868> 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
868> 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
868> 7.You offer to give someon! e the shirt off your back and they don't want it
868> 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
868> 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
868> 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
868> 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
868> 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
868> 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
868> 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
868> 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
868> 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
868> 17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
868> 18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
868> 19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-room's so clean.
868> 20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
868> 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
868> 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
868> 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
868> 24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
868> 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
868> 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
868> 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
868> 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
868> 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
868> 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

869> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

869> You are always complaining whenever I say something radical.

869> You're not counting the backhander quangos.

869> You are an unskilled labourer.

869> All safety officers con people.

869> What do you mean?

869> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

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869> . / / ( |
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870> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

870> Viagra will sort that.

870> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

870> A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet."

871> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

871> 11.6%

871> A vibrant life on usenet, yes ok......

871> 8.7%
871> 5.7%
871> 5.5%
871> 5.2%
871> 4.7%
871> 4.1%
871> 4.0%
871> 3.8%

871> Conservation of angular momentum.

871> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
871> the national grid?

871> When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party,
871> the husbands refused to go and pick them up,
871> and instead left them to their own devices.

872> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

872> The 0th one.

872> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

872> Q: Why can't you have a circumcised Morris dancer?
872> A: Because you have to be a complete prick to be a Morris dancer.

873> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy

873> GROAN.

873> This is the 21st century.

873> Eh?

873> That shouldn't hurt either, if played at the right speed.

873> Repsonse is a generic term.

873> Then you have your monitor at the wrong resolution.

873> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

873> A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
873> The wife answers, "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
873> The husband laughs and says, "An English girl!"
873> The woman kept quiet and left.
873> Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"
873> "Very good, thank you".
873> "And, what happened to my present?".
873> "Which present?"
873> "What I asked for. The English girl!"
873> "Oh, that? Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl."

874> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

874> TIME WARNER!

874> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

874> Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
874> the courage to change the things I can,
874> and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

875> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.aupport.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits,sci.chem,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

875> If you aren't finding them easy, you're going about it the wrong way.,

875> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

875> "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
875> - General MacArthur

876> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.pets.rabbits

876> For what purpose?

876> That would make me a photocopier.

876> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

876> A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters.
876> She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering.
876> The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
876> Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
876> The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
876> He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
876> The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
876> The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.
876> After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
876> He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."

877> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

877> Stop grabbing your rubber duckie like that. I'll call the RSPCA.

877> If you fart like that, see a doctor.

877> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

877> What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
877> Lipstick, if he's lucky.

878> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

878> Why?

878> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

878> /\
878> __ \/ __
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878> _\_\/_/_
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878> /_/ /\/\ \_\
878> /\
878> \/

879> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

879> Yes.

879> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

879> An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar,
879> They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table inthe corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
879> They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My god, it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.
879> Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
879> He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My god! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
879> Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
879> Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, "Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit."

880> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

880> Your heart has an MTBF of 3.3 billion beats. The faster you go, the shorter your life.

880> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

880> Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb, can you detect light?
880> Only during ballet practice.

881> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

881> Hello Paul.

881> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

881> Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.

882> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

882> no.

882> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

882> An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

883> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

883> Evolaunchonary?

883> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

883> On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said,
883> "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights.
883> This is for your comfort, and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

884> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

884> But you are right next to Blackpool.

884> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

884> Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall.
884> The next day, she says to the painter, "You wanna see where my husband put his hand last night?"
884> He sighs and says, "Look lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"

885> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

885> You'd be a bit richer if you did.

885> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

885> Carpe Foxum: Seize the Babe.

886> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

886> How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot.

886> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

886> Farting ferociously into the face of fortune since 1975.

887> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

887> No, web servers.

887> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

887> I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

888> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.fat-acceptance

888> Why?

888> Yes.

888> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

888> Leaving the wedding reception the honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn't too sure how to get there and said he would ask
888> directions when they got closer.
888> Meanwhile, the lovers couldn't wait and got down to it on the back seat. Seeing a fork in the road the driver said, "I take the next turn, right?"
888> "No way, get your own," said the groom, "this one's all mine."

889> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.fat-acceptance

889> That's not an answer.

889> What does it explain?

889> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

889> From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm fucking bored!"
889> Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
889> Unknown aircraft: "I said I was fucking bored, not fucking stupid!"

890> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

890> Who?

890> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

890> You are the only person I know that has ever had a brain tumour removed from their arse.

891> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.religion.islam

891> People who live in council estates.

891> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

891> The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her.
891> She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said.
891> "I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.
891> "Really?" she said, softening, "How many models have there been?"
891> "Four," he replied, "A jug, two apples, and a vase."

892> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.fat-acceptance

892> An environmentally friendly lunch??

892> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

892> When working with electronics, my best advice is to do whatever it takes to prevent the smoke from leaking out of the components. Electronic parts require the smoke to stay inside to function correctly!

893> Newsgroups: alt.politics.homosexuality,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.fat-acceptance,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

893> Stay away from my arse!

893> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

893> During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
893> "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
893> "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
893> In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
893> "Put them on the chair, on top of mine."

894> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,alt.support.fat-acceptance,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

894> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

894> Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

895> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,soc.men,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

895> Are you one of those arseholes that drives at the speed limit holding everyone up?

895> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

895> Wisconsin had recently installed new scoreboard-style highway signs that keep commuters up-to-date on current traffic conditions.
895> At the time the message read, "Change speed to 50mph a head."
895> I thought, "There are two heads in this car at the moment so . . . "
895> and then looked over at my wife who, without waiting for me to say anything, simply said, "No."

896> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

896> 3 on your leg. Run.

896> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

896> A farmer drives his tractor away from the homestead when half a mile later his brake cable snaps.
896> He sees his wife on the porch and manages to catch her attention but is unable to make her hear what he is shouting.
896> However, he thinks she should understand what he wants if he uses sign language.
896> So he raises his hand above his head and starts to operate an imaginary pair of pliers, then opens and shuts an imaginary cupboard door and then puts the tips of his fingers together to indicate a shed roof.
896> His wife waves to him and then grasps both her breasts, then grabs her crotch and lastly lifts both her buttocks.
896> "Stupid woman", he mutters to himself. "Hasn't understood a thing". So he repeats his signals, but gets the same response.
896> Exasperated, he walks back to the homestead ready to berate his wife. "Didn't you understand a damn thing?' he asks.
896> "Yes", she says, "you wanted a pair of pliers from the cupboard in the shed. But what I was telling you was that there is a pair in the toolbox under the seat."

897> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

897> You disagree with it.

897> You once told me that "anyone can do it", when telling me I should be doing a job like yours.

897> You replace faulty fire extinguishers, this is a safety officer.

897> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

897> A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Amanpreet's neighborhood.
897> "How often a week do you sleep with your wife?" asked the inquirer.
897> "Three times," Preet said without hesitation.
897> "That is once more often than your neighbor," the inquirer said, writing.
897> "That makes sense," he said, "after all, she's MY wife."

898> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

898> And just what is this concept we are fucking up?

898> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

898> 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
898> 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
898> 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
898> 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
898> 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet  paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
898> 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
898> 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
898> 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid  making any sounds.
898> 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct  eye-contact is  made with any faeces.
898> 9. Take a length of toilet paper and  fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
898> 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
898> 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
898> 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
898> 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
898> 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
898> 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.

899> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

899> Missiles are more fun.

899> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

899> Smith & Wesson -- the original point and click interface.

900> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.support.fat-acceptance,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

900> You have never heard of a blowjob? How old are you?

900> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

900> IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or no grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the kelpie next door is living on borrowed time. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that ALERT Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring a complete
900> circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg
900> whites, whisk and place in a warm oven for 40 minutes.

901> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.aupport.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.fat-acceptance,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

901> I'll set her onto you for that.

901> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

901> Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
901> After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
901> Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
901> "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
901> "No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!"

902> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,alt.support.fat-acceptance

902> It's your fault, you selected the porn channel.

902> So use something more modern. Like DivX.

902> Yes, but that was many moons ago.

902> What? Playing AC/DC or playing it at the right speed?

902> You avoided mine 1st.

902> I have one 20" and two 19"s.

902> Out of what?

902> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

902> An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.,) and was constantly sending his man-servant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
902> Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water??" demanded the Grand Emir.
902> "A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "white man sit on well."

903> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.fat-acceptance,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

903> ..9 11.6%

903> They shut up at night.

903> ..4 8.7%
903> ..7 5.7%
903> ..4 5.5%
903> ..7 5.2%
903> ..9 4.7%
903> ..7 4.1%
903> ..6 4.0%
903> ..1 3.8%

903> Physics.

903> But amusing.

903> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
903> the national grid?

903> When Ma & Pa first arrived on the homestead Pa installed a bell on the f=
903> ront porch and told Ma if trouble comes while I'm out in the field a plo=
903> win' then you just ring that bell and I'll come a running.
903> The next day Pa hears the bell and takes off for home. When he arrives =
903> Ma says, "Them boys are givin' me a hard time about doin' the chores and=
903> little Sammy done stuck the butter knife in the molasses without lickin=
903> ' the blade clean first."
903> Pa says, "You mean I just run all the way in from the fields for this?? =
903> Next time it had better be important!"
903> The next day Pa hears the bell and takes off for home again. When he ar=
903> rives his wife is in tears standing over a broke clothes line. "Pa", sh=
903> e says "some jackass came ridin' through here on a mule and ran right th=
903> rough the clothes line and rurnt the washin'." At first Pa was trying t=
903> o figure out what was ridin' what but then he yells "I told you not to r=
903> ing that bell unless something bad was goin' on. If this happens again =
903> I'm goin' to raise holy hell!!!"
903> The next day Pa hears the bell again and grabbin' up a board heads for h=
903> ome. When he arrives Ma is clinging to the porch rail with a spear in he=
903> r back, the house behind her is in flames and the chickens are laying de=
903> ad in the front yard, shot full of arrows.
903> Pa looks at Ma and says "Now that's more like it."

904> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.fat-acceptance

904> Different questions.

904> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

904> How do you confuse a blonde?
904> You don't. They're born that way.

905> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.fat-acceptance,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.pets.rabbits

905> Your knowledge of this subject matter is worrying.

905> No, you are niehter an expert or someone who understands things.

905> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

905> Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

906> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.fat-acceptance

906> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

906> Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

907> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.fat-acceptance,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

907> It is not advisable to plug yourself into the mains while eating, it can cause indigestion.

907> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

907> It turns out that a several protected, rare birds in Germany have been feeding on a species of protected, rare fish. In response to this dilemma, exasperated German officials have decided to do the only thing that makes sense in this kind of a situation - kill all the environmentalists.

908> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,alt.support.fat-acceptance,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

908> You're not a scientist then. Are you a binman?

908> Why not?

908> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs=
908> the national grid?

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909> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.religion.islam,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.autism,alt.astronomy,alt.support.fat-acceptance

909> 0.342 seconds before the button was pressed, a neuron in your brain fired. This was the point you chose to view it.

909> Have you not a capture card?

909> Anyway WTF are you doing watching old celluloids?

909> You cannot hear a moon.

909> SACRELIDGE!

909> Call this a fucking argument?

909> Which one do you sit in front of?

909> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

909> Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

910> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.fat-acceptance

910> Why thankyou.

910> It's obvious from your poor responses.

910> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

910> It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

911> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.fat-acceptance,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.religion.islam

911> Never heard of him/her/it.

911> Sew cann eye. Eye jest kahn't tipe itt.

911> Oh ffs.

911> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

911> If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, would Greece help?

912> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.support.fat-acceptance,nyc.transit,sci.chem,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

912> That's why he'd be very lucky.

912> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

912> In an attempt to attract a more modern, hipper, high tech type of customer, Campbell's Alphabet Soup now comes with spell check.

913> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.support.autism,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.support.fat-acceptance

913> I wanted an answer.

913> I'm not in England.

913> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

913> But she was always fat. She was born an only twin.

914> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.religion.islam

914> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid?

914> A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"
914> "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it.
914> "But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?"

What does that have to do with classical music, Hucker?

================================================================================

Risto Karttunen writes:

339> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

339> tholen tholeth:
339> It
339> Still?
339> Isn't this a bit like Haydn's Farewell Symphony?

340> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

340> tholen tholeth:
340> D

341> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

341> tholen tholeth:
341> D

342> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

342> tholen tholeth:
342> Does

342> Cla
342> W
342> W
342> Th

343> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

343> tholen tholeth:
343> W
343> W

344> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

344> tholen tholeth:
344> W

345> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

345> tholen tholeth:
345> Does it
345> Y

346> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

346> tholen tholeth:
346> Can't you really figure that out by yourself?

347> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

347> tholen tholeth:
347> W
347> Oyu

348> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

348> tholen tholeth:
348> W
348> Classic erroneous presupposition, laced with invective. "Oyur" was not
348> a question.

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

================================================================================

Holly writes:

183> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

183> <snip>

183> I PROTEST THIS POST OF CREATURE CRUELTY! CRUELTY TO ANIMALS IS STRICTLY
183> FORBIDDEN ON DL!

183> Golly forbid I have a dream in which you are dancing around a fire with
183> a Jackass costume on and I watch you trip over a rock and roll on the
183> turd-strewn dirt <in slow mo> then land in the bonfire and everyone
183> thinks you're joking and we all just stand around laughing while you
183> burn and then suddenly you change to a giant fish cooking on a spit but
183> I loose my appetite cause I remember that you had been clubbed to death.

184> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

184> This is the sort of wickedness that I was talking about and for which
184> yer days are numbered.

184> I thought you wus a newbie, Sock. I'll bet he's got his hand up your
184> knickers. That's why you sound like a choirboi who can't carry a toon.

185> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

185> I bet you think it's fun to tease me.

186> Newsgroups: alt.music.white-power,rec.collecting.coins,alt.life.sucks,alt.music.nirvana,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.cotse

186> NUT MIE BLUED. IEM UH SYSTUR. KULAR ME ROZ. BIE!

187> Newsgroups: alt.music.white-power,rec.collecting.coins,alt.life.sucks,alt.music.nirvana,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.cotse

187> I'm too tired to figure out what you are trying to say, Tommy. I wish
187> you'd use the spell checker.

188> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

188> So "Dickless" had to give up drawing when he lost it?

189> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

189> Grave circumstances.

190> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

190> You have a plan then?

191> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

191> Beware of the chub-chub tree.

192> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

192> Yup.

193> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

193> Sure.

194> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

194> Jubjub tree ... okay? And now that I see this is a possible
194> "Mr. Pounder needs help" scenario, you better be prepared fer his
194> bandersnatch too.

194> <snip>

195> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

195> I fink you misspelled "defile."

196> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

196> How clever of you. But I must refuse your offer.

197> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

197> Jesusmutherofgod! I wuz raised a nice sweet gurl in a small town south
197> the masondixieline. I lack the sort of savorfare you boys seem to have
197> .... such soapfistication only existed among the countryclubset who
197> played tenass in the afternoon and hidethedoogie just before sunset.
197> Do try to consider yer alldeeance.

198> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

198> No doubt this strategy has worked for you.

199> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

199> I like that you try so hard and don't give up. But still no cigar. ;)

200> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

200> Fake fur ~ <giggle>

201> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

201> You know you would.

201> You're always disgusting pussies.

202> Newsgroups: alt.music.white-power,alt.life.sucks,alt.music.nirvana,rec.music.classical,demon.local

202> Dancing!

203> Newsgroups: alt.music.white-power,alt.life.sucks,alt.music.nirvana,rec.music.classical,demon.local

203> Can't fool me, I know that trick. You plan to look up my nightie when
203> I climb up the ladder.

204> Newsgroups: alt.music.white-power,alt.life.sucks,alt.music.nirvana,rec.music.classical,demon.local

204> Thanks for the heads up. :)

205> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

205> This is what comes to those with secret obsessions -- you confuse your
205> dreams with reality. Give it up, Mike. You're too grumpy for me. I
205> didn't even know what a merkin is. The fake fur is yours and no doubt
205> you wear one on yer head.

206> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

206> Right, she lived next the SPCA.

207> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

207> Woodn't you like to know.

208> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

208> As opposed to knowing where yours has been, eh?

What does that have to do with classical music, Holly?

================================================================================

alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2 year 1
-------------- ------- ----- ------ ------ ------ ------
deco 1458 4393 3722 2268 0

bruce 17 1243 3369 2867 1979 0
ah 529 669 320 112 0
hucker 103 466 284 44 4 2


honestjohn 323 445 90 0 0
nobuyout 266 5 0 0 0

karttunen 10 200 0 0 0 0


techno 179 0 0 0 0
baker 153 0 0 0 0
dvh 138 0 0 0 0
snuhwolf 137 2 0 0 0

holly 26 63 6 0 0 0


matt 62 0 0 0 0
leach 61 1 39 0 0
wolf 50 0 0 0 0

182 156 6237 11359 11687 9100 10033

Archie Leach

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Sep 20, 2007, 5:39:12 PM9/20/07
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tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

I don't see how 63 plus 6 = 208. It appears the post-counting
algorithm in your Digestor is seriously broken.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Sep 21, 2007, 2:31:18 AM9/21/07
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Right on cue, completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless
Davie tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus, whined and
tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

Once again you forget the comma, Dickless.

> 9545> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.local.surrey
> 9546> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
> 9547> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 9548> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products
> 9549> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products
> 9550> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 9551> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy
> 9552> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products
> 9553> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products
> 9554> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.local.surrey
> 9555> Newsgroups: uk.environment.conservation,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 9556> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
> 9557> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
> 9558> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
> 9559> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
> 9560> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
> 9561> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.local.surrey


>
> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

Why don't you tell me, Dickless, since not one of the above poasts
were made to any classical music froup.

> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
> music from Bruce.

As usual, Dickless hasn't a clue.

Your obsession with PHucker noted, Dickless.

> alias # today total year 4 year 3 year 2 year 1

Who are you calling an alias, Dickless?

> -------------- ------- ----- ------ ------ ------ ------
> deco 1458 4393 3722 2268 0
> bruce 17 1243 3369 2867 1979 0

Ding!

> ah 529 669 320 112 0
> hucker 103 466 284 44 4 2

Keep trying, PHucker. You'll eventually get there!

tho...@antispam.ham

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Sep 21, 2007, 1:45:57 PM9/21/07
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Archie Leach writes:

> I don't see how 63 plus 6 = 208.

Irrelevant, given that nobody claimed that 63 plus 6 = 208, Leach.

> It appears the post-counting algorithm in your Digestor is seriously broken.

What appears to you is irrelevant, Leach.

Archie Leach

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Sep 21, 2007, 2:28:28 PM9/21/07
to
tho...@antispam.ham wrote:

>Archie Leach writes:
>
>> I don't see how 63 plus 6 = 208.
>
>Irrelevant, given that nobody claimed that 63 plus 6 = 208, Leach.

So then what is the purpose for the "208" (and all the numbers leading
up to 208) in the attribution marks for Holly's (digested) posts,
Tholen?

tho...@antispam.ham

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Sep 21, 2007, 2:40:18 PM9/21/07
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Archie Leach writes:

What does your question have to do with classical music, Leach?

tho...@antispam.ham

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Sep 21, 2007, 3:44:37 PM9/21/07
to
Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

9562> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.local.surrey

9562> I've never come across a tart with teeth before. I usually have to
9562> remove the foil under them though. Nothing worse than biting into foil.

9563> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

9563> That time of the month again, is it?

9563> Consult a dictionary.

9563> No, the fake fur line was yours.

9564> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9564> You mean he's got protection?

9565> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9565> Nowhere near a skank ho like you, that's for sure.

9566> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9566> Pray tell, what do you prey on?

9567> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9567> OK, I'll see if I can fit you into my loft.

9567> Plenty of time.

9568> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks

9568> You are one sick puppy.

9568> I heard they were changing the name of Alphabet Soup to Alphabet
9568> Sudoku.

9569> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

9569> Business balls? Is that Gonad's site?

9569> A0L!

9570> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9570> You can't handle an answer!

9570> Yes, you're upwind of it.

9571> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9571> I'm a computer consultant.

9571> Because practice makes perfect.

9572> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9572> Oh, no! Gonad's in trouble now!

9573> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9573> Right on cue, completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless
9573> Davie tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus, whined and
9573> tholed like the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

9573> Once again you forget the comma, Dickless.

9573> Why don't you tell me, Dickless, since not one of the above poasts
9573> were made to any classical music froup.

9573> As usual, Dickless hasn't a clue.

9573> Your obsession with PHucker noted, Dickless.

9573> Who are you calling an alias, Dickless?

9573> Ding!

9573> Keep trying, PHucker. You'll eventually get there!

9574> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9574> Yes, they're talking about bollocks alright.

9575> Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.local.surrey

9575> Well, yes, I do prefer fresher tarts. Nice and hot, right out of the
9575> oven.

9576> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9576> No, thank you.

9576> Based on that, you must be bald!

9577> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9577> A0L!

9577> No I didn't. What about RoadRunner?

9578> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

9578> Don't you mean she/he/it (or shit for short)?

9578> You keep k'laming that, PHucker, butt I have my doubts.

9578> Don't you hate that!

9578> Probably.

9579> Newsgroups: alt.politics.british,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

9579> Another Dickless presupposition.

9579> WTF for?

9579> They still have higher resolution than digital.

9579> I did not hear that.

9579> Its a long way to the top.

9579> No, I call this an argument.

9579> Both.

9579> Don't you mean arseteroids?

9580> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9580> No but I was talking about her cat.

9581> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9581> No, I wooden.

9582> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9582> Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
9582> me at all.

9583> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

9583> What magnificent links might those be?

9584> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9584> Q29sb25lbCBKYWtlIHdyb3RlOgo+ICp3ZSB3aWxsIGFsbCBrbmVlbCBhbmQgYm93IG91ciBoZWFk
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9584> ICAgICAgICAgaHR0cDovL3d3dy5jb2xvbmVsamFrZS5jb20vdmlkZW9zLzAxMDYvCgpXaGljaCBv
9584> bmUgaXMgV29ybWhvbGU/Cg==

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?


As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Seeing you are a woman and therefore in posession


of only half a brain"
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Risto Karttunen writes:

349> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

349> tholen tholeth:
349> Do
349> C
349> W
349> W
349> T

350> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

350> tholen tholeth:
350> I
350> What question, dear astronomer?
350> A non sequitur "non sequitur", dear astronomer.

351> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

351> tholen tholeth:
351> D

352> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

352> tholen tholeth:
352> D

353> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

353> tholen tholeth:
353> W
353> W

354> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

354> tholen tholeth:
354> W

355> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

355> tholen tholeth:
355> Does
355> Y

356> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

356> tholen tholeth:
356> W
356> Oy

357> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

357> tholen tholeth:
357> It is your question, not mine.

What does your silly fun have to do with classical music, Karttunen?

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honestjohn writes:

1070> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1070> Still trying to raise the "net dead" you Stupid MoFo Deco?

1070> Please keep demonstrating why you are an "Out-of-Control" Ko0ky Ko0kologist,
1070> Deco.

1071> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit

1071> That you were abducted by Grey aliens and for a whole day they probed your
1071> anus, and that you talked the Grays into keeping you for two more weeks.
1071> When they finally returned you, the Grays were the "Browns" and you had a
1071> really big grin on your face!

1072> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys,alt.astronomy,alt.astrology,comp.os.os2.advocacy,news.groups,sci.med.cardiology,rec.arts.poems

1072> <snip Gay Krap>

1072> This is soooo Gay Pinky!

1073> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1073> Quiet, Deco sucker.

1074> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

1074> It's called a "Pocket Pussy" Bruce!

1074> I'm sure that you never toughed one!

1075> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks

1075> Still posting to the net dead, Pedo Deco?

1075> Of course you are, because you're a Stupid Fuck!

1076> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

1076> Carl Osterwald posted that if someone drinks enough beer at your house,
1076> Bruce, then they will get "the Root"!

1077> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

1077> LOL

1078> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

1078> LOL !

1079> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

1079> I'll pass that along to Art Deco the "greatest Liar" on Usenet today!

1080> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

1080> That's what I've been trying to tell Michael Baldwin Bruce, but he just
1080> won't listen!

1080> Now Pinky pulled-out her teensy clit and cock-slapped MBB with this
1080> statement, just 15 mins. ago:

1081> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

1081> Michael Baldwin Bruce in drag is Anne Bird!

1082> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

1082> Let's ask an Expert like MBB.

1083> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks

1083> Here's da bitch:

1084> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,alt.sleazy-weasel

1085> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1085> Quiet, slurper.

1086> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1086> Quiet, slurper.

1087> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.tv.firefly,alt.religion.kibology,triangle.bizarre,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1087> *Slurp*

1088> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,demon.local

1088> This fucker:

1089> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,demon.local

1089> Seconded!!!

1090> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1090> Real cute, Pedo Deco.

1091> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

1091> Just be sure to cover your ass when around Michael Baldwin Bruce!

1092> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local

1092> Arr....still postin to that guy in the Golden
1092> Killfile....Har....Har....Har....

1093> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

1093> There's a KKKlue in this movie that Art Deco made:

1093> Starring:

1093> Art Deco as "Capt. John Swallow"

1093> Pinku-Sensei as "Will Pillowbiter"

1093> Cujo DeSockpuppet as "Bobby Lee"

1093> Col. Jake as "Capt. Black Cawk"

1093> Enjoy!

What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

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Archie Leach writes:

112> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,comp.os.os2.advocacy

112> Always pleased to 2nd teh fr00tbat.

113> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.usenet.kooks

113> Classic pedantic and trivial question, tho...@antispam.ham .

114> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

114> Who is "Tho", Riffsforth? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
114> that alias.

115> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

115> Quiet, s0ck.

116> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

116> I don't see how 63 plus 6 = 208. It appears the post-counting
116> algorithm in your Digestor is seriously broken.

117> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

117> So then what is the purpose for the "208" (and all the numbers leading
117> up to 208) in the attribution marks for Holly's (digested) posts,
117> Tholen?

What does that have to do with classical music, Leach?

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dizzy writes:

1207> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1207> tholen tholed:

1207> "Tho" would rather kook-out, obviously.

1207> Classic thole.

1208> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1208> tholen tholed:

1208> A bad horoscope?

1208> Take a look at your driver's license, tholen.

1208> Who is "nobod yin", tholen?

1208> There has been no discussion of "nobod yin" to this point, either,
1208> tholen.

1208> Is it kooky, tholen?

1209> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1209> tholen tholed:

1209> You're a kook, tholen.

1210> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1210> tholen tholed:

1210> Touche, tholoon! Your debating skills are awesome to behold.

1211> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1211> tholen tholed:

1211> Tholing, one would suppose.

1211> Classic thole.

1211> That you have debating skills, tholen? That was my point, tholen,
1211> that you are lacking, tholen, which you would have known, tholen, if
1211> it were not for your reading comprehension problems, tholen.

1211> What is "rahter", tholen?

1211> How about doing another of your kooky post-edits for us, tholen?

1211> Rahter (sic) ironic, coming from someone who can't even use words
1211> properly, tholen.

1212> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1212> tholen tholed:

1212> Could you be any more kooky, tholen?

1213> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1213> tholen tholed:

1213> Your own tholing, ironically.

1213> Are you claiming that you are not kooky at all, tholen? Why are so
1213> many people convinced that you are a kook, tholen?

1213> Is it kooky, tholen?

1213> No, tholen, I do not. I doubt Malloy thinks so, either, even though
1213> he wrote so - he was simply tholing.

What does that have to do with classical music, dizzy? I see that
you're still using the same words over and over, dizzy, a behavior
that you described as "kooky". No surprise there, really.

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Michael Haslam writes:

1553> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1553> Is this part of a digest, tholen?

1554> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1554> What does your question have to do with classical music, tholen?

1555> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1555> You never answer that question either, tholen. No surprise there at all.

1556> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

1556> What does your question have to do with classical music, tholen?

1557> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

1557> Non sequitur.

1558> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

1558> That's what I asked you earlier, tholen.

1559> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

1559> Still having writing problems, tholen?

1560> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

1560> Non-comprehension noted, tholen.

1561> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

1561> What does your statement have to do with Malloy digest, volume 2454316,
1561> tholen?

1562> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

1562> That's what you asked me earlier, tholen.

1563> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

1563> Classic illogic, given that that isn't a question, tholen.

1564> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

1564> Non-comprehension noted, tholen.

1564> Classic erroneous presupposition, tholen.

1565> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

1565> What does your statement have to do with Malloy digest, volume 2454316,
1565> tholen?

1565> Still having writing problems, tholen?

What does that have to do with classical music, Haslam?

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dear kibologer writes:

1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

1> Classic erroneous presupposition.

1> Presidential Pests, Inc.

2> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.music.white-power

2> Who is "Karttunen", tholen? There is no one in this newsgroup using
2> that agency.

2> Presidential Pests, Inc.

What does that have to do with classical music, dear kibologer?

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t.ta...@gmail.com writes:

125> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,demon.local

125> Look at tweetie's blog - she's added a new friend.

125> Wno would want that idiot for a mascot?

126> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

126> She even fails at that. Tweetie will never find anyone dumb enough to
126> want her.

What does that have to do with classical music, tallis?

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anonym writes:

39> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products

39> You're right, you are the last person who would know.

39> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)

39> FILTH!

39> This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the
39> national grid?

39> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance
39> of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except
39> illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family
39> (with
39> a note from that member).
39> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
39> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds
39> with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

40> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

40> You are Chrith Hill AICMFP.

41> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

41> ROLF!

42> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.astronomy

42> I blame the conjugation of Neil Barker and EverSoLarge Emma Enema.

43> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

43> Because it is now the "in thing" with leaders of the Usenet community. He
43> also writes "Hide quoted text" too. You must stay ahead of the pack in this
43> game.

43> But not all trains stop at all train stations so are you referring to only
43> some workstations? (BTW, I usually call them railway stations or rail
43> stations. As a matter of fact this is the very first time I have heard them
43> referred to as "train stations".

44> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

44> I have it on good authority that they share a single nose-bag. The delivery
44> man from Greggs the Bakers told me that when he arrived at Neil's place to
44> deliver a takeaway order of 24 hot Steak Bakes and 12 Cheese and Onion
44> Pasties, Neil ushered him into the stable where Emma was waiting, opened a
44> huge double nose-bag and said to the driver, "Just tip the whole tray in
44> there, Sunshine!"

45> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

45> Piss off. We club baby seals here in d.l, we also *lurve* veal in any shape
45> or form. And as for pate de foie gras, well just last week Fat Neil and
45> Fatter Emma were munching it in Prague.

45> This is a robust group. We slaughtered bunnies in here a couple of years
45> ago, in fact we slaughtered so many they no longer exist in d.l.

46> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

46> You know what thought did...

46> Is that the robustiest you can do? Looks like you'll be getting shooed out
46> the backdoor soon.

47> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.food,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

47> Well, I never knew you could get seal oil. We just club them for their skins
47> then feed the carcasses to the dogs.

48> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

48> And crossposting is the other second most important element after them two.

49> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

49> *********PLONK!!!!!11!1!!!!!!*****

49> And I *can* count two!

50> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

50> FILTH!

51> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

51> When did you undergo your strapadictomy?

52> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

52> ROLF!

What does that have to do with classical music, anonym?

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Lora Crighton writes:

39> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

39> a deer

What does that have to do with classical music, Crighton?

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"rec.music.classical" <rec.music...@gmail.com> writes:

33> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy

33> She probably has no mirrors in her home to remind her.

34> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,demon.local,rec.music.classical

34> The very first KotM has a blog, but he doesn't post much -

34> It's too bad Tholen didn't get a second - he's one of the top posters to AUK
34> this month.

34> Top posters
34> This month 375 e...@caballista.org
34> 333 honestj...@centurytel.net
34> 238 snuhw...@netscape.net
34> 186 compu...@gmail.com
34> 185 tho...@antispam.ham
34> 138 ti...@iobox.fi
34> 123 a6ahly...@sneakemail.com
34> 118 sha...@lart.com
34> 116 scrawlm...@arvig.net
34> 109 mair_fh...@yahoo.com

When will you wise up and discover that rec.music.classical is
for discussing classical music, rec.music.classical?

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