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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Oct 22, 2006, 11:50:13 PM10/22/06
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Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> On 22 Oct 2006 02:34:59 -0700, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >ah thole wrote:
> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >> > Christians can get cross-eyed, and Jews can get starry-eyed. Can
> >> > Muslims become crescent eyed?
> >>
> >> Can Protestants become pie-eyed?
> >
> >Mathematicians can get pi-eyed. But a fag like you will get cock-eyed.
>
> ... and crossposters will get a high ding.~!

I heard Haydn often when into hiding.

Phil Kyle

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Oct 23, 2006, 11:33:10 AM10/23/06
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> verbally sodomised in
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What had hay done?

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DVH

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Oct 23, 2006, 6:40:28 PM10/23/06
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"Phil Kyle" <philky...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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nothing. he was mendal, son.


Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Oct 24, 2006, 6:38:31 AM10/24/06
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His Bach was worse than his Beat, hoven.

ah

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Oct 26, 2006, 7:56:44 PM10/26/06
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Aceed, "Was he Leary, or not?"
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ah

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Oct 27, 2006, 9:46:57 AM10/27/06
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Rack off, man!

nemo

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Oct 27, 2006, 10:26:25 AM10/27/06
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
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Yers. A composer named after a 60s/70s UK thug landlord and a shot in
Billiards: Rackman In-Off!

Phil Kyle

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"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> verbally sodomised in
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A bloke who went deaf after being trampled by a horse: Beethoven.

ah

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Oct 27, 2006, 8:25:52 PM10/27/06
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Pardon?
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ah

honestjohn

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"ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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The Govenor said no, fry him!


Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Oct 28, 2006, 2:31:07 AM10/28/06
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The electric chair will do ah thole some good.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 3, 2006, 12:08:40 PM11/3/06
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Art Deco writes:

8406> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.music.classical,triangle.general

8406> Butt who wants either of your anuses, Double-Anus?

8407> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

8407> "baout you", tholen? What kind of tholenese is that?

8408> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

8408> *sneck*

8409> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

8409> Are you a bot, tholen? Not that I'm really expecting anything other
8409> than tholenese from you, tholen.

8410> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

8410> *snecker*

8411> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.music.classical,triangle.general

8411> There's two to choose from!

8412> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.music.classical,triangle.general

8412> A lot of the second tail pipes I saw weren't connected to anything!

8413> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

8413> *cocoon*

8414> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.music.classical,triangle.general

8414> No center pipe, no down pipe, no nuthin!

8415> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

8415> *boo*

8416> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks

8416> [...]

8416> Please do not forget to include moi in your ko0shite lits o'haet.

8417> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

8417> *boo hoo*

8418> Newsgroups: sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks

8418> Nice meltdown, frothboi.

8419> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks

8419> Two questions:
8419> Are you ever coherent, and why do you continually abuse periods?

8419> [on-topic ng restored]

8420> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks

8420> Death threats now? How quaint.

8421> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

8421> *miaow*

8422> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

8422> *screech*

8423> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

8423> Even better than roadkill?

8424> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical.recordings,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8424> In article <cplei.lk.1...@news.alt.net>, Free Speech

8424> net.dead krillsieve readjusted.

8425> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.society.sovereign,alt.paranormal,alt.illuminati,alt.consciousness.4th-way,alt.usenet.kooks

8425> [kooklink flushed]

8425> Shuttup, whiner, and learn how to format and quote a post properly.

8425> [unreadable bloviation flushed]

8426> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks

8426> Who?

8427> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.support.diet.low-carb,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks

8427> Yet Mr. Fraud also has enough time to spend hours posting to usenet.

8428> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.christnet.evangelical,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks

8428> Another fine snip-n-run, Coward of the Month nominee:

8428> :(Interestingly Ecclesiastes also says:
8428> : "A fool also is full of words: a man cannot tell what shall be; and
8428> :what shall be after him, who can tell him?"

8429> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,soc.singles,alt.fan.oj-simpson,talk.abortion

8429> You and your inbred cousin Cranston are both idiots, but I'll take the
8429> brand-new UV point for this lits o'haet regardless.

8430> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.politics,alt.politics.british,alt.politics.usa,alt.religion.christianity,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8430> This is vintage AlexaScreed, Alexa.

8431> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8431> Goofy Azzed Babboon

8431> This award commemorates Kookistic achievement in the linguistic arts.
8431> Of any language. To be awarded for categorical instances of such
8431> achievement, but if a fully separate category of it is exhibited by
8431> said Kook then they can win it more than once. There is no statute of
8431> limitations here; one should award net.kooks of the past as well as the
8431> present. Linguistic butchering is, we believe, a demonstrably proven
8431> Kook Art. If the person's inability to use language comes from their
8431> inexperience with it they do not qualify. Kooky language must come from
8431> Kooky thought.

8432> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8432> I realize that [hanson] has only recently been introduced to AUK, but I
8432> think the largely untapped well of physics kooks should get the
8432> opportunity to test their wares on the kook awards ballots. GAB is of
8432> course a lifetime achievement award, however the present case has a
8432> record that goes back nearly ten years:

8432> Here's are some random examples of his work from 2004:

8432> Therefore, it is my pleasure to nominate [hanson] for Goofy Azzed
8432> Babboon, Oct. 2006.

8432> Any seconds?

8433> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.politics,alt.politics.british,alt.politics.usa,alt.religion.christianity,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8433> Well, the content of AlexaScreed is of course irrelevant because no one
8433> bothers to read past the first line. Quantity and the subsequent
8433> misinterpretation by Alexa are the overriding factors.

8433> [vafreg arkg BhgreSvyguNyrkn sbnzqbja urer]

8434> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.politics,alt.politics.british,alt.politics.usa,alt.religion.christianity,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8434> Well, the content of AlexaScreed is of course irrelevant because no one
8434> bothers to read past the first line. Quantity and the subsequent
8434> misinterpretation by Alexa are the overriding factors.

8434> [vafreg arkg BhgreSvyguNyrkn sbnzqbja urer]

8435> Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics,alt.sci.physics.new-theories,sci.astro,sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8435> What?

8436> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8436> Oh look, physics phroth.

8437> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.politics,alt.politics.british,alt.politics.usa,alt.religion.christianity,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8437> Too afraid to share this delusion with all your fans outside of the
8437> saucerhead froups, Alexa?

8438> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.society.sovereign,alt.illuminati,alt.consciousness.4th-way,alt.paranormal,alt.usenet.kooks

8438> Why am I not on your lits o'haet, Kazoo? You are defective.

8439> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,soc.men,rec.arts.poems,alt.yingspeak

8439> Who?

8440> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,soc.men,rec.arts.poems

8440> What does that have to do with classical music, Ross?

8441> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8441> A fine campaign speech, [hanson], please continue.

8442> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8442> Looks goofy to me.

8442> Sorry, no, you can't second your own nomination. But please continue
8442> your kookdance.

8442> "Huh?" -- Chucknozzle

8443> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8443> In article <_cCZg.6327$qv6.5758@trnddc06>, hanson <han...@quick.net>

8443> Suffering from reading comprehension problems, [hanson]? Did those
8443> little quote marks confuse you?

8443> Please post a lits of all the members of the "grand hanson fan-club and
8443> ... keeper(s) of my Usenet cyber kennel with all its cyberstreet mutts,
8443> net-fleas and web-lice", and be sure to put moi at the top of the lits.

8443> "GOBBLE!" -- Vanilla Gorilla

8443> No racial ad hominems this time around, [hanson]?

8444> Newsgroups: alt.religion.islam,soc.culture.iranian,alt.battlestar-galactica,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8444> Stupid spammer.

8445> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8445> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8445> Irrelevant.

8445> Liar.

8445> Classic erroneous presupposition.

8445> Note: no response.

8445> Classic evasion of the point.

8445> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8445> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8445> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8445> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8445> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8445> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8445> How ironic.

8445> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8445> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8445> Illogical.

8445> Classic failure to comprehend the point.

8445> Illogical.

8445> Classic evasion of the point.

8445> Irrelevant.

8446> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8446> Classic evasion of the point.

8446> Illogical.

8446> Illogical.

8446> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8446> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
8446> argument.

8446> You're erroneously presupposing that you are correct.

8446> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
8446> argument.

8446> Classic lack of specificity.

8446> Classic failure to comprehend the point.

8446> How ironic.

8446> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8446> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8446> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8446> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8446> Classic failure to comprehend the point.

8446> Illogical.

8446> Note: no response.

8447> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8447> Classic failure to comprehend the point.

8447> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
8447> argument.

8447> Ambiguous.

8447> Classic evasion of the point.

8447> Classic lack of specificity.

8447> Classic inappropriate analogy.

8447> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8447> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8447> How ironic.

8447> You're erroneously presupposing that it's a fact.

8447> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
8447> argument.

8447> Illogical.

8447> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8447> Classic inconsistency.

8447> Non sequitur.

8447> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8447> You're erroneously presupposing that it's a fact.

8447> Classic lack of specificity.

8448> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8448> So you still can't post your 13 points, eh Crackpotter?

8448> Please post a lits of all my fellow neurotics, Crackpotter.

8448> *ding* <tips sombrero>

8448> Yes, someone please second this esteemed nomination by Crackpotter.

8448> <records UV point #184>

8448> [kooklinks flushed]

8449> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.society.sovereign,alt.illuminati,alt.consciousness.4th-way,alt.paranormal,alt.usenet.kooks

8449> I'm sorry, I won't be convinced of the efficacy until it demonstrates
8449> positive results where the fingertips meet the keyboard -- all this
8449> stuff is useless until the subjects are consitently producing valid
8449> lits. However, I may book a reservation anyway as it never hurts to
8449> stay up on the latest in test gear.

8450> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8450> Not sure about hair, but I have seen it do the 'n' word.

8451> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8451> [hanson] still doesn't understand the simple concept of a direct quote,
8451> and tried to second his own nomination, thus I don't see how he'll be
8451> able to figure out where or how to find them.

8452> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8452> In article <JpZZg.3797$4T6.2584@trnddc02>, [hanson] <han...@quick.net>

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8452> How ironic.

8452> Classic inappropriate analogy.

8452> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
8452> argument.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8452> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8452> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
8452> argument.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8452> Ambiguous.

8452> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
8452> argument.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8452> Illogical.

8452> Classic inconsistency.

8452> Classic erroneous presupposition.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8452> Liar.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8452> Classic evasion of the point.

8452> Classic lack of specificity.

8452> Non sequitur.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8452> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8452> Classic lack of specificity.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8452> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8452> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8452> Non sequitur.

8452> Classic evasion of the point.

8452> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8452> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8453> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8453> Oh look, [hanson] drooled kookfroth all over his keyboard again.

8454> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.society.sovereign,alt.society.anarchy,alt.society.revolution,alt.illuminati,alt.usenet.kooks

8454> Another fanboi bites the dust.

8455> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.society.sovereign,alt.society.anarchy,alt.society.revolution,alt.usenet.kooks

8455> This obviously isn't a Tim Hill sock.

8456> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.society.sovereign,alt.illuminati,alt.consciousness.4th-way,alt.paranormal,alt.usenet.kooks

8456> Liar.

8457> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,sci.geo.geology,sci.physics,sci.astro,sci.geo.earthquakes,alt.fan.art-bell

8457> [snippage]

8457> Congratulations, Findlay & Taylor! You are finally getting some
8457> long-deserved recognition for your tireless efforts at expanding the
8457> Earth!

8457> [snippage]

8457> More kooks! Less nukes! Yay Jade!

8458> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.christnet.evangelical,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks

8458> Now here is a cogent argument.

8459> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.usenet.kooks

8459> And now, teh snip-n-run.

8460> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.bible.prophecy,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.usenet.kooks

8460> This /has/ to be an evul torll.

8461> Newsgroups: alt.religion.islam,soc.culture.iranian,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8461> I see you've met the yingfish, John.

8462> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.politics,alt.politics.british,alt.politics.usa,alt.religion.christianity,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8462> Hi, Perplexa!

8462> [screed flushed]

8462> More threads in my honor, thanks Alexa! <tips sombrero>

8462> Oh, and before I forget, when will you reveal via your scalar
8462> longitudinal interferometric remote viewing what the sign on Bookman's
8462> wall says?

8463> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,soc.men,rec.arts.poems,alt.yingspeak

8463> Behold the huge pools of molten Tommiiee Tosser.

8464> Newsgroups: alt.religion.islam,soc.culture.iranian,aus.religion.islam,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8464> Seconded with malice. I can't plonk the lamers fast enough.

8465> Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8465> Oh look, it has learned how to morph.

8466> Newsgroups: alt.music.michael-jackson,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,rec.music.classical

8466> ALL HAIL TEH THOLENIZER!!!4!!!

8467> Newsgroups: sci.geo.geology,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro,us.military.army

8467> [sneckage]

8467> I'll second the UBS.

8468> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.christnet.evangelical,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks

8468> How many more times will you be posting your screed, spammer?

8469> Newsgroups: sci.geo.geology,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro,us.military.army

8469> Oooops, nevermind. I forgot that I put Alexa up for the Unibomber.

8470> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.christnet.evangelical,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks

8470> Clueless too. What a surprise.

8471> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.christnet.evangelical,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks

8471> mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges

8471> Yup.

8472> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.usenet.kooks

8472> He's looking good for CNotM so far.

8473> Newsgroups: alt.religion.islam,soc.culture.iranian,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8473> Kookle Search Results

8473> 5 matches for "ying".

8473> Ying Guo the non-existent

8473> Clueless Newbie of the Month, September 2004
8473> Golden Killfile, September 2004
8473> Goofy Azzed Babboon
8473> Tinfoil Sombrero
8473> Brown Clownpants Award

8473> The "non-existent" bit refers to its status as having been declared
8473> net.dead.

8474> Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.crop-circles,alt.alien.research,alt.atheism,alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8474> And another thread in my honor, Perplexa, thanks again!

8474> <tips sombrero>

8475> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8475> [screed flush]

8475> Um, free clue, Perplexa, I'm not the award-winning kook who just spewed
8475> 900+ lines of screed.

8475> [on-topic froup sneckage reversed]

8476> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.christnet.evangelical,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks

8476> And now, Teh Projection.

8477> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8477> Nice meltdown, Perplexa.

8477> [froups restored]

8478> Newsgroups: alt.religion.islam,soc.culture.iranian,aus.religion.islam,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8478> That would be an affirmative, they are.

8479> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.conspiracy,alt.prophecies.nostradamus,sci.space.history,soc.culture.russian,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8479> Nice screed, Alexa, but a bit light on the line count. Do try harder
8479> next time.

8480> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.christnet.evangelical,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks

8480> Topped off with reading comprehension problems.

8480> And a silly newsreader. Let's look under the hood:

8480> X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.2869

8480> Confirmed.

8481> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.christnet.evangelical,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks

8481> Topped off with reading comprehension problems.

8481> And a silly newsreader. Let's look under the hood:

8481> X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.2869

8481> Confirmed.

8482> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,misc.health.diabetes,alt.usenet.kooks

8482> Oh this is precious.

8482> [support froups snecked]

8483> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,misc.health.diabetes,alt.usenet.kooks

8483> You're an idiot, Mr. Fraud. A diet consists of something you stuff
8483> into your mouth.

8483> Irony Alert! Hypocrisy Alert! Shields Up!

8483> [support ngs snecked]

8484> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.conspiracy,alt.prophecies.nostradamus,sci.space.history,soc.culture.russian,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8484> Heh heh. You'd better plonk me now.

8485> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.christnet.evangelical,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks

8485> Read the title again, PKBboi, this time for comprehension.

8485> And when you are done, you are cordially invited to provide concrete
8485> evidence that I'm a Chung sockpuppet.

8486> Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology,misc.health.diabetes,alt.usenet.kooks

8486> Therefore it is a diet, you idiot.

8486> Stop spamming support newsgroups, Mr. Fraud.

8486> [support ngs snecked]

8487> Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,soc.men

8487> I think you are in dire need of Dr. Andrew Chung's healing and prayer
8487> powers, Tommiiee.

8488> Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.snuh,news.groups

8488> Whining again, mop jockey?

8488> Morphing again, mop jockey?

8489> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.conspiracy,soc.culture.israel,alt.terrorism.world-trade-center,alt.security.terrorism,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8489> Let's evaluate this thread with regard to the:

8489> With such a fine fit to the requirements, I therefore nominate Warhol
8489> the mahdi-wannabe for the Looney Maroon Award for Oct. 2006.

8489> Any seconds?

8490> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical.recordings,alt.comp.anti-virus,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.snuh,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.music.michael-jackson,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.flame

8490> snuh is as snuh does.

8491> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems

8491> What sockpuppets, Perplexa? Got any evidence?

8491> Please continue your meltdown, Alexa, it is as hilarious as the
8491> Tommiiee Tosser meltdown.

8492> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,uk.comp.sys.mac,alt.troll,alt.astronomy,alt.music.white-power,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit

8492> I don't know, Bruce. I didn't notice.

8493> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

8493> Tuesday, Tuesday?

8494> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8494> Imagination hurts too much.

8495> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,alt.support.autism,soc.culture.iranian

8495> LOL Even I know that it refers to vibrators which can be operated off
8495> either batteries or the electric supply!

8496> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8496> Probably a Yankee nigga-lovin' commie pinko too.

8497> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8497> *dock*

8498> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8498> m - a - g - g - o - t

8499> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.culture.iranian

8499> Why do you have matching anuses, Double-Anus?

8499> Don't you suppose one would do the trick?

8500> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

8500> Drive fast, create your own!

8501> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8501> I must, I must.

8502> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8502> That spells "faggot".

8503> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8503> And the world laffs with you.

8504> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8504> *sock*

8505> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8505> Easier to poke you with my stick, dork.

8506> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.culture.iranian

8506> They fart in unison, Double Anus. That's why Iran has so many
8506> earthquakes!

8507> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general

8507> My dog does that, Bruce. I'm used to it.

8508> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8508> I got plenty more, puss.

8509> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8509> Who mentioned bushy?

8510> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8510> That's essentially correct.

8511> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8511> The safety ca..

8512> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8512> It's perfectly sa....

8513> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8513> Vot?

8514> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,uk.media.tv.misc

8514> Shut da fock up.

8515> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,uk.media.tv.misc

8515> You bet, ozrakboi! Us good ole boys gotta hang together.
8515> If we don't hang together we'll hang separately.

8515> He was probably thinking of Uranus.

8516> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,alt.support.autism,soc.culture.iranian

8516> Is there a maximum number of froups each anus can reach, Bruce?

8517> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8517> Wrong. It's "A" not "a".

8518> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

8518> I don't take lessens from a(ss)h(oles).

8519> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8519> Neither do niggas.

8520> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8520> Parrot?

8521> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8521> *dunk*

8522> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8522> "I'm dyi

8523> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8523> Fucky cock

8524> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,soc.culture.iranian

8524> Compounded by foul language! Sounds like a job for Tholen.

8525> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8525> Was that click sound a landmi...

8526> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8526> You're fulla shit.

8527> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,soc.culture.iranian

8527> That's entirely on-topic, Bruce. Do you want someone to send an abuse
8527> report?

8528> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8528> To match the fake tan?

8529> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,alt.support.autism,soc.culture.iranian

8529> I manage quite well, actually, Bruce.

8530> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8530> Cambio dolares.

8531> Newsgroups: 24hoursupport.helpdesk,alt.astronomy,alt.os.windows-xp,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8531> Classic misplaced suppository, a(ss)h(ole).

8532> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8532> The silence is deafening.

8533> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8533> On campuss.

8534> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8534> Reclaim the six counties!

8534> Ah yes, Tholen. Someone wrote a TholenatorŽ whereby any post could
8534> be replied to in tholenese. Tholen first emerged in
8534> rec.music.classical, I believe.

8534> Given the OS/2 died a timely death about thirty years ago, what other
8534> possible use could it have?

8535> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8535> Kiss mah grits.

8536> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,alt.support.autism,soc.culture.iranian

8536> Really.

8536> 144 factorial. That's a BIG number, Bruce!

8537> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8537> FIND A TREE!

8538> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,soc.culture.iranian

8538> Erroneous suppository, Bruce.

8539> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,soc.culture.iranian

8539> Erroneous suppository, Bruce.

8540> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8540> *honk*

8541> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,alt.support.autism,soc.culture.iranian

8541> He certainly does, Bruce.

8541> You mean he could be Triple-A or Quadruple-A???

8542> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8542> *schlock*

8543> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.pets.rabbits

8543> Yes, say More, Double-Anus. Say it with both anuses.

8544> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,alt.support.autism,soc.culture.iranian

8544> No, I don't want to know butt I suspect you're about to tell me
8544> anyway, Bruce.

8545> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8545> The damn thing keeps coming back...

8546> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8546> *plonk*

8547> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,alt.support.autism,soc.culture.iranian

8547> Even grosser than that. Bruce.

8548> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8548> In public???

8549> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8549> Kiss mah nigga ass.

8550> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8550> Those are blan....

8551> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8551> that's not a toadst...

8552> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,alt.support.autism,soc.culture.iranian

8552> Even grosser than the same gopher guts with maggots in them.

8553> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8553> Hi Real Unfriendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger!

8554> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8554> I am uncreative but you suck.

8555> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8555> *mardi gras*

8556> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8556> I take those when I want a headache.

8557> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8557> Nobody says "God dammit" these days, God dammit!

8558> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8558> I wouldn't. This is much easier.

8559> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8559> What is it with these Goddam archaic people?

8560> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8560> That spells "URL".

8561> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8561> Only on Uranus.

8562> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.men

8562> As many as that???

8562> How many do you have, Double-Anus?

8562> K00k awards, I mean, not anuses. We know about the anuses.

8563> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8563> Bushy pussy?

8564> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8564> *schlemiel*

8565> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8565> An unreleasable fart is yours.

8566> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8566> Neither or both. You choose.

8567> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8567> *schtucker*

8568> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8568> Don't tou...

8569> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8569> *yonk*

8570> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8570> *plonk*

8571> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8571> "It's not loa

8572> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell

8572> Any particular general direction?

8573> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell

8573> Irrelevant.

8574> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8574> You fart unreasonably and unremittingly.

8575> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8575> Sure and you did, Sally O'Malley, to be sure, to be sure.

8576> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

8576> Today's the day!

8577> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8577> Peer review is good. But I'm peerless.

8578> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8578> *funk*

8579> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,triangle.general,alt.support.autism,soc.culture.iranian

8579> That would be grossissimo, Bruce.

8580> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8580> *crock*

8581> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8581> there's no bo...

8582> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8582> There's no such thing as a wrong orifice, only more and less
8582> appropriate orifices.

8583> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

8583> I'm not qualified to offer advice to myself.

8584> Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.classical,triangle.general,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8584> When I throw Abos they don't ever come back.

8585> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8585> Sure and that's a lovely Irish name yer have there, Sally O'Malley, so
8585> it is, to be sure, to be sure, begorrah.

8585> When was the last time anyone actually posted something about OS/2 to
8585> comp.os.os2.advocacy?

8586> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,soc.men,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.life.sucks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8586> WHACK THE HORSE'S ASS!

8587> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8587> PSYCHOBABBLE NOTED, TRUTHMONGER!

8588> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8588> Message-ID: <pcm0k2pc2riikfi05...@4ax.com>

8589> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8589> I have Bush's phone tapped.

8590> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

8590> Keep those damn Bagpipes out of Uranuses, Double-Anus!

8591> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8591> It's perfectly sa....

8592> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8592> there's no bo...

8593> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8593> Those are blan....

8594> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8594> that's not a toadst...

8595> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8595> I've eaten these bef...

8596> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8596> Of course they're not pois...

8597> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8597> That's not a cobr...

8598> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

8598> *re-plonk*

8599> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,triangle.general,soc.culture.iranian

8599> Things didn't work out for OS/2 either. LOL

8600> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8600> DO HORSES DO YOU, DOUBLE-ANUS?

8601> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8601> Which? Horses or Double-Anus?

8602> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8602> Ah, you don't know the difference between a horse's ass and
8602> Double-Anus. Well, neither do I.

8603> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.men

8603> I've got a room, teddy.

8604> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

8604> *plonk*

8605> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,demon.local

8605> *plonk*

8606> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

8606> I'M GONNA PERLONK HIM BACK!

8607> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

8607> WHERE'S THAT ROPE?

8608> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local

8608> Hello? It's not Bruce, Double-Anus, it's me!

8608> It doesn't seem to fit, Double-Anus. Care to show me how it's done?
8608> Just stand on this here chair.

8609> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

8609> Off topic. Abuse report sent.

8610> Newsgroups: alt.music.michael-jackson,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,rec.music.classical

8610> ALL HAIL TEH THOLENIZER!!!4!!!

8611> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8611> In article <JpZZg.3797$4T6.2584@trnddc02>, [hanson] <han...@quick.net>

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8611> How ironic.

8611> Classic inappropriate analogy.

8611> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
8611> argument.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8611> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8611> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
8611> argument.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8611> Ambiguous.

8611> Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
8611> argument.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8611> Illogical.

8611> Classic inconsistency.

8611> Classic erroneous presupposition.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8611> Liar.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8611> Classic evasion of the point.

8611> Classic lack of specificity.

8611> Non sequitur.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8611> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8611> Classic lack of specificity.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8611> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8611> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8611> Non sequitur.

8611> Classic evasion of the point.

8611> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
8611> expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

8612> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8612> Oh look, [hanson] drooled kookfroth all over his keyboard again.

8613> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8613> [hanson] still needs a second for GAB.

8613> [hanson] still doesn't understand the simple concept of a direct quote,
8613> and tried to second his own nomination, thus I don't see how he'll be
8613> able to figure out where or how to find them.

8614> Newsgroups: sci.geo.geology,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro,us.military.army

8614> [sneckage]

8614> I'll second the UBS.

8615> Newsgroups: sci.geo.geology,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro,us.military.army

8615> Oooops, nevermind. I forgot that I put Alexa up for the Unibomber.

8616> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,sci.geo.geology,sci.physics,sci.astro,sci.geo.earthquakes,alt.fan.art-bell

8616> [snippage]

8616> Congratulations, Findlay & Taylor! You are finally getting some
8616> long-deserved recognition for your tireless efforts at expanding the
8616> Earth!

8616> [snippage]

8616> More kooks! Less nukes! Yay Jade!

8617> Newsgroups: sci.skeptic,sci.physics,alt.usenet.kooks,soc.history.science,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell

8617> Ko0kFITE!!

8617> Hi, fanbois!

8618> Newsgroups: sci.skeptic,sci.physics,alt.usenet.kooks,soc.history.science,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell

8618> Brad is the master of the word salad.

8618> Hi, fanbois!

8619> Newsgroups: sci.skeptic,sci.physics,alt.usenet.kooks,soc.history.science,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell

8619> Ur vf fb qrfcrengr sbe nggragvba gung ur vf ebbgvat guebhtu napvrag
8619> cbfgf gb svaq nalguvat gb sebgu nobhg. Nyy bs uvf erprag nggrzcgf gb
8619> trg nalbar gb erfcbaq nobhg Irahf Rkcerff jrer ebhaqyl vtaberq. Cbbe
8619> Oenq.

8619> Hi, fanbois!

8620> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8620> Not sure about hair, but I have seen it do the 'n' word.

8621> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

8621> Which of your two (or more) anuses would that be, Double Anus?

8621> Hi, fanbois!

8622> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

8622> Note: STFU, Bruce.

8622> Hi, fanbois!

8623> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.conspiracy,alt.usenet.kooks,soc.culture.israel,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.terrorism.world-trade-center,sci.astro

8623> Slurping the nazicowards again, I see -- well done, WarPiggy.

8623> Hi, fanbois!

8624> Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8624> He has also received quite a number of accolades for his usenet
8624> activities:

8624> Kookle Search Results

8624> 9 matches for "pluto".

8624> Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann

8624> Kook of the Month, August 1994
8624> Golden Killfile, August 1996
8624> Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, December 1997
8624> Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, February 2006
8624> Looney Maroon Award, November 1997
8624> George Pickett Memorial Trophy, October 1999
8624> Bobo Award
8624> Kook Kard Deck, Ace of Diamonds
8624> Kook Chess Set, Blue King

8624> He's been kookdancing a looooooooooooooooong time.

8624> Hi, fanbois!

8625> Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell

8625> And you know this how?

8625> And you know this how?

8625> Froups restored, coward.

8625> Hi, fanbois!

8626> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

8626> How many of the pipes will fit your anuses, Double-Anus?

8626> Hi, fanbois!

8627> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather

8627> Shouldn't that be "Kookoocka", Bruce?

8627> Hi, fanbois!

8628> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

8628> You have a group?

8628> Hi, fanbois!

8629> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.conspiracy,soc.culture.israel,alt.terrorism.world-trade-center,sci.astro

8629> I've never heard of a "jesuits too Dick", WarPiggy, so how could I be
8629> one?

8629> Oh I almost forgot, you are also a nazicoward, WarPiggy.

8629> Hi, fanbois!

8630> Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell

8630> Wrong -- the question you just avoided was: how do you know what my
8630> motives for posting to usenet are, and how did you determine that I
8630> "engage in [my] fantasy on the Internet and play at being someone of
8630> importance"?

8630> Let me guess, you are just yet another usenet psychic astrologer.

8630> Ah yes, the same profound logic you apply to the expanding Earth
8630> nonsense, well done.

8630> And how does all this help your expanding Earth crusade?

8630> Which argument are you referring to? Expanding Earth?

8630> Hahahahaahahahaahahahaahahaahaha

8630> Does this mean you are going to show up on my doorstep with a lawsuit
8630> or a gun in your hand?

8630> This little exchange was an adequate acceptance speech for your shiny
8630> new kook award, cherish it!

8630> Here's a free clue for you, kook, don't believe everything you read on
8630> usenet.

8630> Hi, fanbois!

8631> Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell

8631> Huh? This is your substantiation for your assertion? And you wonder
8631> why no one except your fellow VVFWS winner Findlay pays any heed to
8631> your expanded Earth word salads.

8631> WHOOOOOOOOOOSH

8631> Irrelevant -- where did all that extra mass come from?

8631> Of course expanding Earth is the issue, see as how I was congratulating
8631> Findlay on his winning the VVFWS Award for this same nutty idea.

8631> Ad hominems.

8631> Stay far away from me, freak.

8631> This is precious, coming from the esteemed pseudoscientist that doesn't
8631> understand relatively simple concepts such as volume, density, and
8631> conservation of mass.

8631> But please continue to froth, it is entertaining to watch your
8631> kookdance.

8631> Hi, fanbois!

8632> Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8632> Oh, poor baby, did someone laugh at your kooky "theory"?

8632> Hi, fanbois!

8633> Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8633> Bravo! A fine kookslurp, Brad.

8633> BTW, got any evidence yet that I sent "malware/spermware" into your
8633> computer?

8633> Hi, fanbois!

8634> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits,triangle.general

8634> Take your science out of the filth groups, Double-Anus!

8634> Hi, fanbois!

8635> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

8635> That sounds like a limey expression, ozrakboi!

8635> Hi, fanbois!

8636> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

8636> No, you STFU, Bruce.

8636> Hi, fanbois!

8637> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits

8637> I see you're adapting quite well to the filth groups, Double-Anus!

8637> Hi, fanbois!

8638> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,soc.men

8638> My feet weren't around back then, Double-Anus.

8638> Hi, fanbois!

8639> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

8639> No, Bruce, you STFU.

8640> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

8640> Could be, ozrakboi. A goddam redcoat among us!
8640> That's even worse than being a nigga-lovin' commie pinko faggot
8640> Yankee!

8640> Hi, fanbois!

8641> Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8641> Back for another round hebephrenic laughter, [hanson]?

8641> Hi, fanbois!

8642> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits

8642> You wish, Double Anus. It's your ass(es) they're gonna kick!

8642> Hi, fanbois!

8643> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,soc.men

8643> No, were yours?

8643> Hi, fanbois!

8644> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

8644> Next time let's just leave them to it, ozrakboi.

8644> Hi, fanbois!

8645> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

8645> Especially them French faggots!

8645> Hi, fanbois!

8646> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

8646> Just STFU, Bruce.

8646> Hi, fanbois!

8647> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits

8647> Who are you calling a fake, Fake Double Anus?

8647> I bet you backed right up to two of them, Fake Double Anus!

8647> Hi, fanbois!

8648> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits

8648> How about jokes about people with two anuses, Double Anus?

8648> Hi, fanbois!

8649> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits

8649> I'm sure we could think some up, Fake Double Anus.

8649> Hi, fanbois!

8650> Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8650> Kooklogic at its finest.

8650> Hi, fanbois!

8651> Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8651> Unable to form a cogent argument, here we [tinw] see the kook head for
8651> the safety of the I K Y A B W A I.

8651> How unusual.

8651> Hi, fanbois!

8652> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8652> Translation: "I strung a new pseudoscientific word salad together and
8652> pasted it into my kookshite."

8652> kenseto gets frothy again -- film at 10:00pm.

8652> Hi, fanbois!

8653> Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8653> This has to be one of the longest-running acceptance speeches for a
8653> kook award on record.

8653> Well done.

8653> Hi, fanbois!

8654> Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8654> Topped off with another Pee Wee Herman for an encore.

8654> Hi, fanbois!

8655> Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8655> Please continue, "Doctor Herman".

8655> It really is a shame you are too much of a coward to post your
8655> kookdance directly into the relevant groups, you show great potential.

8655> Hi, fanbois!

8656> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits

8656> Is that a fashion statement, F.D.A.?

8656> Hi, fanbois!

8657> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8657> I've already reported you to yours!

8657> Asswipe!

8657> Hi, fanbois!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

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Classic "oar pin" Tholenator(tm) <"tho...@antispam.ham"> tholed:

>Art Deco writes:
>
>8406> Newsgroups:
>comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.music.classical,triangle.gen
>eral
>
>8406> Butt who wants either of your anuses, Double-Anus?

Classic inability to differentiate a laming frogger noted, Thololamer.

[1,900+ line screed bomb flushed]

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Hi, fanbois!

tho...@antispam.ham

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to
Art Deco writes:

8658> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.comp.os.linux-faggot.advocacy

8658> Griffin is a latent fagboi. Ask him how many words for "penis" he
8658> knows. He only knows one word for "pussy". Do the math.

8658> Hi, fanbois!

8659> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8659> Froth on, kenseto.

8659> Hi, fanbois!

8660> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8660> Classic inability to differentiate a laming frogger noted, Thololamer.

8660> [1,900+ line screed bomb flushed]

Interesting that you recognize your own 1900+ lines as a "screed bomb",
Deco.

8660> Hi, fanbois!

8661> Newsgroups: sci.logic,sci.math,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

8661> Oh wow, more anti-Albert froth. Please continue.

8661> Hi, fanbois!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

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Phil Kyle writes:

314> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

314> Yes, that is pretty likely. I just hit follow-up.

314> Hmm, 600 a day in my prime. Or more.

314> DING!

314> Have you got a 1920's car?

315> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

315> VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

315> Xnews is shit for lining up cascades, I forgot.

316> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks

316> That makes no sense.

317> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

317> I can't hear a....

318> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

318> Leave his metal leg out of...

319> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

319> It's windy out, but I'll need to adjust that aeri...

320> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

320> Oh not it's gone ou....

321> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.autos.sport.f1,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

321> For what, stealing the championship from Damon Hill by cheating?
321> Good riddance to the cunt.

322> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

322> Don't lick that toa...

323> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

323> What does that skull and cross bones me....

324> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.autos.sport.f1,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

324> He would have won the championship as any non-Schumi fanboi knows.

324> No, just stating the facts. It's hardly the last time Schumi cheated, is
324> it?

324> Whatever that's supposed to mean.

324> [newsgroups re-added, twat]

325> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

325> *plonk*

326> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

326> I can drink 50 pints and still dri...

327> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

327> This cliff edge looks safe to m...

328> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

328> *plonk*

329> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell

329> PROVE IT!

330> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley

330> You smell of piss, like an old man.

330> Because I'm having a wank.

331> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley

331> No, its common knowledge.

331> Pity you forgot to put the webcam on it.

332> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.astronomy,triangle.general

332> Cos it sounds like parrot fucker.

333> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley

333> My nose can't write.

334> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.astronomy,triangle.general

334> I know you have, I've said it to you plenty of times. That's irrelevant.

335> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley

335> Screw off, I hate web sites.

336> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.astronomy,triangle.general

336> I have plenty of clothes.

337> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley

337> The web is only part of the internet.

338> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.astronomy,triangle.general

338> Not this again. Yes, you're so macho because you only wear cords and
338> chequered shirts like Mr.Bean.

339> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley

339> I would've thought a nuclear posted would be more worried by cancer than
339> contrast.

339> The Scotch will be up in arms.

340> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley

340> How heavy is he?

341> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley

341> No, usenet is only part of the internet.

342> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.astronomy,triangle.general

342> Oh god, don't tell us what you're wearing. Cord shorts.

343> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

343> Note: still no response -- *plonk*

344> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

344> Note: still no response -- *plonk*

345> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

345> Note: still no response -- *plonk*

346> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

346> meatfeast 12"

347> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local

347> Yup.

348> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,demon.local

348> intercity 125

349> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

349> OW NOW HE AZ PERLONKED UZ!

350> Newsgroups: 24hoursupport.helpdesk,alt.astronomy,alt.os.windows-xp,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

350> The legal crack team have been legally notified, legally.

351> Newsgroups: 24hoursupport.helpdesk,alt.astronomy,alt.os.windows-xp,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.steveleyland

351> LAFF!

352> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather

352> Not to mention dickless.

353> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy

353> The dickless parts?

354> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men

354> Paaaaaaap's not.

355> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley

355> Is this a flonk reference?

355> THOLEN!

356> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley

356> Yup.

What does any of that have to do with classical music, Kyle?

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honestjohn writes:

315> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

315> ah.
315> adjusting
315> OS/2,
315> some
315> *snicker*

316> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.music.classical,triangle.general

316> lines...with his
316> it.
316> Colorado Carl wants D-A's ass!

317> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.music.classical,triangle.general

317> study
317> on
317> most
317> Ewwwwwww!!!

318> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.music.classical,triangle.general

318> study
318> html
318> most
318> That riminds me, didn't you ever drive a vehicle with dual tail pipes? In
318> my day you weren't "Cool" unless you had dual exhaust with cherry-bomb
318> mufflers. A cam and headers helped too!

319> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

319> Davie
319> Bruce
319> ah
319> preach,
319> and
319> ah.
319> ah?
319> �����.
319> *snigger*

320> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.music.classical,triangle.general

320> Bruce"
320> on
320> ..
320> In
320> No shit?

321> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

321> thole.
321> femail,
321> ah?
321> and
321> unsubstantiated
321> with
321> And
321> *Jigger*

322> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

322> Dickless
322> tholed:
322> Baldwin,
322> thole",
322> to
322> unsubstantiated
322> to
322> preach,
322> do
322> OS/2,
322> *scary*

323> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

323> <splif...@gmail.com>
323> K0ok.
323> ah
323> you
323> you
323> back
323> to
323> ah.
323> *Tuff titty said the kitty*

324> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

324> Bruce
324> and
324> it,
324> Bruce?
324> to
324> what
324> cause
324> you
324> PIM.
324> have
324> with
324> plonk,
324> Bitch's milk, yum...

325> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

325> Bruce
325> Bruce
325> queen,
325> Michael
325> Quiet,
325> this
325> "ah
325> sequitur.
325> ah?
325> go
325> do
325> My cats just luv bitch's milk. They say it's better than "poon-tang"!

326> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

326> Bruce
326> Baldwin,
326> whined
326> Quit
326> Why,
326> Take
326> is
326> Shuttup.
326> Practice
326> won't
326> your
326> and
326> what
326> a
326> that
326> to
326> ��������
326> alleged
326> To the cats, but as we all know roadkill is a gift from above.

327> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

327> <splif...@gmail.com>
327> from
327> in
327> It ain't loaded, see......

328> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

328> That rusty jack will hold the car up...

329> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

329> This big red wire attached to the picture tube in this TV looks loose, I'll
329> just tigh.......

330> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

330> I saw this on the "Jack-Ass" movie, watc........

331> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

331> noted.
331> thole.
331> time
331> Don't worry, that's a long fus.......

332> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

332> Push that button and let's see what hap.....

333> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

333> Suffering
333> It says: Do not eat. I wonder what would happen if I at.......

334> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

334> I'm just going to step over this fence to get a better phot......

335> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

335> "Watch this".

336> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

336> I don't need the defroster to see.....

337> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

337> Only fags use windshield wipers.....

338> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

338> I always carry 3,000 dollars in my pocket, why are you looking at me like
338> th........

339> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

339> I'm too drunk to walk, but I can still driv.........

340> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.astronomy,triangle.general

340> <a-...@a-two.a-three>
340> yourself.
340> Common decency, lad.

341> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.men

341> Some theorize that they're both in the same room (same head). Jury is still
341> out for my part.

342> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell

342> Picked-up a shoe fetish, too?

343> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

343> OK

344> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local

344> Mom needs you back home,dad.

345> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

345> fuckmerunnin 0.6969696

346> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,demon.local

346> intercourse 0.123456

347> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

347> something
347> |
347> ATTA BOY, CARL!

348> Newsgroups: 24hoursupport.helpdesk,alt.astronomy,alt.os.windows-xp,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

348> "honestjohn"
348> wrote
348> "Kadaitcha
348> You
348> you
348> boring,
348> you
348> presupposition?
348> to
348> fucking
348> For the same reason that you're posting in alt.astronomy, that's why.

349> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,triangle.general,ne.weather

349> <philky...@hotmail.com>
349> the
349> be
349> excepting
349> inquisition.
349> You're right D-A! I think that he's "coming out" of the closet. I wonder
349> if we'll be invited to his "coming-out" party.

350> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

350> <splif...@gmail.com>
350> 16
350> huge
350> you
350> Oh the humanity!

351> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,triangle.general,ne.weather

351> be
351> shall
351> gay
351> wonder
351> We'd have to join his "outback Hunters" club that he goes out in the
351> "wilderness" with, for a week, every so often. Applications are availabe by
351> e-mailing Bruce or North Carolina Carl.

352> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,triangle.general,ne.weather

352> <philky...@hotmail.com>
352> the
352> shall be
352> excepting
352> inquisition.
352> Obsession noted!

353> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.astronomy,triangle.general,ne.weather,alt.comp.hardware.amd.x86-64

353> <philky...@hotmail.com>
353> lighbulb?
353> that
353> They'll keep in the freezer for up a year!

354> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

354> It's: alt.limpwrist.wank.Kyle

355> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

355> Ain't Kyle a "limey"?

356> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men

356> If you insist!

357> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.astronomy,triangle.general

357> <know...@wanadoo.nl>
357> <splif...@gmail.com>
357> posting.
357> I didn't know Mr. Pounder was in this thread.

358> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits

358> didn't
358> Foamy
358> twice
358> your
358> That explains why I've been able to give old Colorado Carl lots of well
358> deserved "Spanks" without the usual mob of Ratz coming to his rescue. No
358> wonder that Colorado Carl ran away for a month and just recently sneaked
358> back to Usenet again. HA---HA---That's funny!

358> Thanks for the info, D-A.

359> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

359> <GoSe...@BringHomeTheCup.com>
359> Queen whorshippers piss me off too! Sometimes I think that the World would
359> be better if we had let the Germans stomp their faggotty asses flat before
359> we got involved in WW II and kicked the German's asses. They sure seem to
359> be ungratefull bastards for America saving their ass fat.

360> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

360> would
360> before
360> to
360> That includes them French faggots also!

361> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

361> "honestjohn"
361> message
361> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com>
361> and
361> Demon
361> 06:27:42 -0400, ah
361> 20:21:53 -0400,
361> verbally
361> squeaking:
361> further by
361> 2006
361> Prince of
361> 2006
361> and
361> 2006
361> McKlutz,
361> penis
361> penis?
361> If
361> you
361> want
361> Bagpipes,
361> know
361> and
361> on
361> great
361> trap.
361> my
361> catch
361> young
361> and
361> Texas-style!
361> that
361> his
361> would
361> is,
361> huge
361> ozrakboi!
361> the
361> "Pokey"
361> tiny
361> and
361> Park
361> of
361> of
361> he
361> since,
361> with
361> later!
361> If'n I see a car with South African plates on it, I'm gonna break-out the
361> napalm!

362> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits

362> he didn't
362> Foamy
362> groups?
362> twice
362> Isn't your
362> into
362> You know, the one you blow-up!

363> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits

363> <doub...@hush.ai>
363> but
363> Maybe
363> Or
363> him
363> That sucks!

364> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.pets.rabbits

364>

365> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.pets.rabbits

365> Oh no, the "bot" is back!

365> Accept no substitutes!

366> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

366>

367> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

367>

368> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.pets.rabbits

368>

What does that have to do with classical music, John?

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ah writes:

858> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy,alt.music.white-power

858> *plonk*

859> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

859> VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

860> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy

860> Famous Last Words

861> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local

861> Looks pretty on-screen,
861> But doesn't do a damn thing;
861> Q.E.D., faux bot.

862> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll,alt.astronomy

862> Famous Last Words.

863> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell

863> Click your heels.

864> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

864> Note: still no response -- *plonk*

865> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

865> festination 0.429234608

866> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local

866> Yup.

867> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,demon.local

867> interlocutor 0.429873426

868> Newsgroups: 24hoursupport.helpdesk,alt.astronomy,alt.os.windows-xp,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

868> Why are you posting this in demon.local?

869> Newsgroups: 24hoursupport.helpdesk,alt.astronomy,alt.os.windows-xp,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.steveleyland

869>

870> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell

870> Are you a Fin?

870> Yes, or no!??

871> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits

871> Kinds like HJ, eh?

872> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits

872> Wot?

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

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Double-A writes:

191> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.music.classical,triangle.general

191> Bruce should order that Internet Enabled Rabbit Vibe, so he and Carl
191> can get it on over the net!

192> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.music.classical,triangle.general

192> I wonder how he knew. Was he lubing their chassis?

193> Newsgroups: ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy

193> Is that your pin up goat, Bruce?

193> At least it keeps you away from the kids!

194> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,triangle.general,alt.pets.rabbits

194> Into watersports, Bruce?

194> With your goat?

195> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits,triangle.general

195> Ovine, Bruce?

196> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

196> Keep these damn bagpipes out of alt.astronomy!

197> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

197> Shove them where the horns don't blow, Deco!

198> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

198> YOU DO HORSES TOO, BRUCE?

199> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.men

199>

200> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local

200> Right here, Bruce.

200> Just put your head right through the noose, and after just a few
200> moments of unpleasantness, you will never plague these newsgroups
200> again!

201> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits

201> Of nine tails? Pity Bruce, You are so deserving!

202> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,triangle.general,ne.weather

202> He's been trying to tell us something for a long, long time.

203> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pets.rabbits,triangle.general

203> You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer either, Bruce.

204> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

204> Because he put the bagpipes where I told him to!

205> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.comp.hardware.amd.x86-64

205> Shit, Hucker! You have posted about 40 times already today to just
205> this one thread, and none of your posts had anything to do with
205> astronomy, OS/2, NE weather, soc.men, or the amd.x86-64, and you are
205> still trolling the support groups too!

206> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,alt.comp.hardware.amd.x86-64

206> And your point is?

207> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,triangle.general,ne.weather

207> Now if we could only get Bruce to "come-out".

208> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits,triangle.general

208> I know all you ever think about is goats, Bruce.

208> But would you try to keep your filth out of the science groups?

209> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,soc.men

209> Yours, Bruce?

210> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.astronomy,triangle.general

210> Mr. Pounder has hairy palms!

210> That's why they call him Mr. Pounder!

211> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits

211> Why don't you clear out of here, along with the goat you rode in on!

211> What a minute, maybe it was the goat that was riding you!

212> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits

212> Even AUK won't have him anymore. They kicked him out and cast him into
212> the Cosmic Killfile! Now they won't even talk to him because he
212> officially doesn't exist!

213> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,soc.men

213> But was your ass?

214> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits

214> It was Bruce who was exorcized from AUK. Carl still has his fangs.

215> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits

215> How about Aussie goat humper jokes?

216> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits

216> What your Halloween disguise this year, Bruce?

216> The north end of a goat going south?

217> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits

217> Bad idea, Fake Art Dorco.

217> You might back right up to one of those glory holes!

218> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits

218> Haven't heard any of those, Fake Art Dorco.

218> I don't think there are any.

219> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits

219> No problem, F.A.D. I always were boilerplate when I go there.

220> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

220> Sounds more like something Bruce would do!

221> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,soc.men,alt.pets.rabbits

221> No. Completely different.

221> How's your young bride, ah?

222> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits

222> Poor old guy! So senile he can't even remember the one that took all
222> his money!

What does that have to do with classical music, Double-A?

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

deco 4 2108 3722 2268 0


bruce 1644 2867 1979 0

ah 15 368 320 112 0
honestjohn 54 265 90 0 0


hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677
snarky 77 0 0 0

double-a 32 75 145 1 0


hunt 47 0 0 0

kyle 43 43 313 0 0

77 148 5534 11687 9100 10033

tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 5, 2006, 5:37:29 PM11/5/06
to
Art Deco writes:

8662> Newsgroups: sci.geo.geology,sci.astro,sci.geo.earthquakes,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.physics,sci.archaeology,alt.fan.art-bell

8662> I'm sure all of Australia is now quaking in fear as a result of your
8662> pronouncement.

8662> Kookle Search Results

8662> 3 matches for "Turcaud".

8662> Jean-Paul Turcaud

8662> Kook of the Month, August 2001
8662> Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, August 2000
8662> Looney Maroon Award, August 2001

8663> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.comp.os.linux-faggot.advocacy

8663> Fagboi Griffin has a repertoire of about forty one-size-fits-all
8663> autorants which he selects at random for follow-ups.

8663> His maxim seems to be: never use one word where ten will suffice.

8663> Hi, fanbois!

8664> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8664> Fight!

8664> Hi, fanbois!

8665> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits,soc.culture.iranian

8665> Abuse reports bounced,

8665> Hi, Fake Double-Anus!

8665> Hi, fanbois!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

The Demon of Mockery writes:

39> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

39> Note: still no response -- *plonk*

40> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

40> Note: still no response -- *plonk*

41> Newsgroups: alt.music.michael-jackson,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fucknozzles,rec.music.classical

41> ALL HAIL TEH THOLENIZER!!!5!!!

42> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

42> Note: still no response -- *plonk*

43> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

43> No, you STFU, Bruce.

44> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

44> No, you, Bruce, STFU.

What does that have to do with classical music, Demon?

================================================================================

The God of Odd Statements writes:

16> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical.recordings,rec.radio.amateur.policy

16> Note: STFU, Bruce.

What does that have to do with classical music, Odd?

================================================================================

teddy...@hotmail.com writes:

2> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,soc.men

2> [Coochie coo love letter snipped]

2> Get a room, guys.

What does Michael Baldwin Bruce's love letter to Art Deco have to do
with classical music, teddysnips?

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

deco 4 2112 3722 2268 0


bruce 1644 2867 1979 0

ah 368 320 112 0
honestjohn 265 90 0 0


hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677
snarky 77 0 0 0

double-a 75 145 1 0


hunt 47 0 0 0

kyle 43 313 0 0


tallis 42 0 0 0
text 41 0 0 0
crightingale 38 0 0 0
loonie 35 178 62 0

demon 6 33 11 0 0


clarinet.fan 31 0 0 0
"nightingale" 31 0 59 0

freespeechstore 26 2 0 0
mars 24 0 0 0
bisectional 21 154 377 0
bookman 21 44 15 4
kadaitcha 18 40 13 0
tom 18 0 0 0
wehrung 17 27 75 262

odd 1 16 0 0 0


hillstrom 15 31 0 0

teddysnips 1 2 0 0 0


.@. 1 0 0 0
dizzy 1 132 135 522
eBayer 1 0 0 0
gamble 1 5 1 13
goat 1 0 0 0
harry 1 0 0 0
imposter 1 18 12 0
leach 1 39 0 0
leyland 1 0 0 0
lord 1 0 0 0
meow 1 1 4 0
nightingale^2 1 10 0 0
podguszer 1 0 0 1
porter 1 37 0 163
prai jei 1 3 9 11
requiem 1 0 0 0
rock 1 0 0 0
sanchez 1 0 0 0
santos 1 0 0 0
silverfin 1 0 0 0
snuhwolf5150 1 0 0 0

tracey 1 0 0 0
wake 1 0 0 0
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

77 12 5546 11687 9100 10033

tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 6, 2006, 4:34:51 PM11/6/06
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Art Deco writes:

8666> Newsgroups: sci.astro,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,misc.bo,alt.flame,alt.snuh

8666> Nice snip-n-run, painsnuh.

8666> Spanked again and unable to form a cogent argument, painsnuh heads for
8666> the safety zone of the painsnuh lames.

8666> Kookle Search Results

8666> 1 match for "pain".

8666> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy

8666> Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, April 2006

8667> Newsgroups: sci.space.history,alt.usenet.kooks,uk.sci.astronomy,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell

8667> Poor Brad, he's so ignored.

8667> Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah

8667> You must be desperate if you are draggingh Venusian Zeppelin out of
8667> mothballs, Brad.

8667> [screed flushed]

8668> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.comp.os.linux-faggot.advocacy

8668> I'm/you're one of them!

8668> Hi, fanbois!

8669> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.comp.os.linux-faggot.advocacy

8669> It's just a pathetic ruse to appear literate. The more obscure the
8669> word the better!

8669> Hi, fanbois!

8670> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8670> Fight!

8670> Hi, fanbois!

8671> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

8671> Monday, Sunday?

8671> Hi, fanbois!

8672> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

8672> Care to translate that from tholenese into English, tholen?

8672> Hi, fanbois!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

deco 7 2119 3722 2268 0


bruce 1644 2867 1979 0

ah 368 320 112 0

honestjohn 265 90 0 0


hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677
snarky 77 0 0 0

double-a 75 145 1 0


hunt 47 0 0 0

kyle 43 313 0 0


tallis 42 0 0 0
text 41 0 0 0
crightingale 38 0 0 0
loonie 35 178 62 0

demon 33 11 0 0


clarinet.fan 31 0 0 0
"nightingale" 31 0 59 0

freespeechstore 26 2 0 0
mars 24 0 0 0
bisectional 21 154 377 0
bookman 21 44 15 4
kadaitcha 18 40 13 0
tom 18 0 0 0
wehrung 17 27 75 262

odd 16 0 0 0


hillstrom 15 31 0 0

teddysnips 2 0 0 0


.@. 1 0 0 0
dizzy 1 132 135 522
eBayer 1 0 0 0
gamble 1 5 1 13
goat 1 0 0 0
harry 1 0 0 0
imposter 1 18 12 0
leach 1 39 0 0
leyland 1 0 0 0
lord 1 0 0 0
meow 1 1 4 0
nightingale^2 1 10 0 0
podguszer 1 0 0 1
porter 1 37 0 163
prai jei 1 3 9 11
requiem 1 0 0 0
rock 1 0 0 0
sanchez 1 0 0 0
santos 1 0 0 0
silverfin 1 0 0 0
snuhwolf5150 1 0 0 0

tracey 1 0 0 0
wake 1 0 0 0
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

77 7 5553 11687 9100 10033

Art Deco

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Nov 6, 2006, 9:01:24 PM11/6/06
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Classic "oar pin" Tholenator(tm) <"tho...@antispam.ham"> tholed:

>What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,


>Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.
>
>===============================================================================
>=
>
>alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
>-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
>deco 7 2119 3722 2268 0

Still #1, as Tholokook still can't differentiate a laming frogger.

Still too chicken to post your hate lists into sci.astro, Tholenator?

*BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
*BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
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*BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
*BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
*BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
*BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
*BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*

--
COOSN-266-06-39716


Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen

Phil Kyle

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ah <splif...@gmail.com> verbally sodomised in
news:4542956e$0$15897$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com:

C hear.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 8, 2006, 3:33:01 PM11/8/06
to
Art Deco writes:

8673> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8673> Fight!

8673> Hi, fanbois!

8674> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

8674> Tuesday, Tuesday.

8674> Hi, fanbois!

8675> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro

8675> Classic "oar pin" Tholenator(tm) <"tho...@antispam.ham"> tholed:

8675> Still #1, as Tholokook still can't differentiate a laming frogger.

Who is "Tholokook", Deco, and what makes you think that this alleged
"Tholokook" can't differentiate a "laming frogger"?

8675> Still too chicken to post your hate lists into sci.astro, Tholenator?

Who is "Tholenator", Deco, and to what alleged "hate lists" are you referring?

8675> *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
8675> *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
8675> *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
8675> *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
8675> *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
8675> *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
8675> *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*
8675> *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK* *BWAK*

8676> Newsgroups: sci.astro,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,misc.bo,alt.flame,alt.snuh

8676> See below.

8676> One that already knows all the answers.

8676> Yup. Don't miss the lames he sneaks into the froups line, they are
8676> classics.

8677> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.comp.os.linux-faggot.advocacy

8677> Hi, fanboi!

8677> Hi, fanbois!

8678> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8678> Fight!

8678> Hi, fanbois!

8679> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

8679> Wednesday, Wednesday.

8679> Hi, fanbois!

8680> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.comp.os.linux-faggot.advocacy

8680> Did someone say tunick?

8680> Hi, fanbois!

8681> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8681> Fight!

8681> Hi, fanbois!

8682> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

8682> *plonk*

8682> Hi, fanbois!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6591> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6591> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6591> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6591> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6591> Dickless' obsession with me noted!

6591> What does your obsession with me have to do with classical music or
6591> OS/2, Dickless?

6591> DING! Did I really do 274 poasts today? Wow!

6592> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6592> You mean like Windows and OS/2, Carl?

6593> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy

6593> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6593> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6593> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6593> On what basis do you make that k'lame, Dickless?

6593> What does this have to do with classical music, Dickless?

6593> Lots like we need to Dickless since you're the fuckwit who keeps
6593> posting it.

6593> What does your question have to do with classical music, Dickless?

6593> Show us some examples of you answering questions in this thread,
6593> Dickless.

6593> Still anally retentive and obsessed, Dickless?

6593> Balderdash, Dickless.

6593> Liar.

6593> On what basis do you make that k'lame, Dickless?

6594> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy

6594> Mustard I tell you again?

6595> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy

6595> You bet, Carl. Went to some third world shitholes. No doubt retards
6595> like Double-Anus would have felt at home there.

6596> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

6596> That's a long way to go for a suppository, Carl.

6596> I'll keep that in mind, Carl.

6597> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

6597> So distance makes a difference, Carl?

6598> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy

6598> And it was all about ME!

6598> You know he won't ever, Bruce. Dickless isn't known as a gutless wonder
6598> for nothing.

6599> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6599> Afraid so, Carl, and it seems they are both kooks. Butt one is dumber
6599> than the other.

6600> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6600> I'll bet Kukucka hangs out at the special gay bars just for fly boys,
6600> Carl.

6601> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6601> Or gave it to each other, Carl. And I suspect they give it to each
6601> other frequently.

6602> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather

6602> A0L!

6602> Oy vey indeed, Bruce!

6603> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6603> Are you saying that Gwiffo might be related to Kukucka, the Belfort
6603> fag, Carl?

6604> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6604> Yeah, that's probably the one, Carl. That Belfort fag, Kukucka,
6604> probably has dibs on the glory hole there too.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Double-A writes:

227> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

227> ah, do us all a favor. Pull the plug on your modem before posting!

227> "Self-Plonk!"

What does that have to do with classical music, Double-A?

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

373> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

373> Andrew's loaded-up on Viagra again, lookin for "Dateline" Deco!

374> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

374> *polnk*

375> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

375> *polonoko*

What does that have to do with classical music, John?

================================================================================

ah writes:

888> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

888> Fight!

889> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

889> Wednesday, Saturday?

890> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

890> Fight!

891> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

891> *plonk*

892> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

892> Piss-off.

893> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

893> Monday, Monday.

894> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

894> I am a Post-Modem Man.

894> *tsk*

895> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

895> Fight!

896> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

896> *plonk*

897> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

897> Today's the day!

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1


-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

deco 10 2129 3722 2268 0
bruce 14 1658 2867 1979 0
ah 10 378 320 112 0
honestjohn 3 268 90 0 0


hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677
snarky 77 0 0 0

double-a 1 76 145 1 0

77 38 5591 11687 9100 10033

ah

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C der tree?
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ah

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nov 9, 2006, 8:51:12 AM11/9/06
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Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

Obsession with moi noted, Dickless.

> 6591> DING! Did I really do 274 poasts today? Wow!

Note: no response.

> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

What does yours, Dickless?

> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
> music from Bruce.

When will we get one from you, Dickless?

> Double-Anus writes:
>
> 227> ah, do us all a favor. Pull the plug on your modem before posting!
>
> 227> "Self-Plonk!"
>

> What does that have to do with classical music, Double-Anus?

Why don't you ask him where he can read it, Dickless?

> honestjohn writes:
>
> 373> Andrew's loaded-up on Viagra again, lookin for "Dateline" Deco!
>

> 374> *polnk*


>
> 375> *polonoko*
>
> What does that have to do with classical music, John?
>

> ah thole writes:
>
> 888> Fight!
>
> 889> Wednesday, Saturday?
>
> 890> Fight!
>
> 891> *plonk*
>
> 892> Piss-off.
>
> 893> Monday, Monday.


>
> 894> I am a Post-Modem Man.
>
> 894> *tsk*
>

> 895> Fight!
>
> 896> *plonk*


>
> 897> Today's the day!
>
> Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
> there, really.

Classic stupidity on your part, Dickless.

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
> deco 10 2129 3722 2268 0

Still can't discern the forger eh, Dickless?

> bruce 14 1658 2867 1979 0

Ding!

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6605> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,rec.arts.poems,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6605> I'll take that as a yes then, Carl.

6606> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6606> Yes, Carl, like Gwiffo.

6607> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6607> boring and jejune,
6607> Your haikus are tedious.
6607> Try harder next time.

6608> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,ne.weather

6608> Illogical, ah.
6608> You must be beside yourself.
6608> Try and get a grip.

6609> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

6609> Hi! ah lexa!

6609> Off-topic in rec.aviation.products. Abuse report sent by the Belfort
6609> fag.

6610> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,rec.music.classical

6610> Ah, of course, Carl. The further away it is, the smaller it is.

6611> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6611> *FILTH*

6611> Beware the Belfort fag.

6612> Newsgroups: alt.support.autism,rec.music.classical,ne.weather,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6612> You got ilk, ah thole?
6612> I find that hard to believe.
6612> Pull the other leg.

6613> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6613> Any particular open sewer, Carl, or just open sewers in general?

6614> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6614> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6614> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6614> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6614> More of your shit, Dickless.

6614> What does yours, Dickless?

6614> How ironic - Dickless not bothering to think again!

6614> Who is this "Joe Malloy" you refer to, Dickless?

6614> Who is "Malloh", Dickless? Another attack of stupidity on your part?

6615> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

6615> I know, Carl, no need to remind me.

6615> I didn't see any, Carl, not that I went looking.

6616> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6616> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6616> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6616> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6616> On your part, Dickless.

6616> What does your alleged stupidity have to do with classical music,
6616> Dickless?

6616> No, Dickless, you're not acting when you look stupid.

6616> There's no need for you to try though, is there, Dickless?

6616> On what basis do you make that k'lame, Dickless?

6616> Not you, Dickless, you stupid looking twerp.

6617> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical

6617> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6617> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6617> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6617> Obsession with moi noted, Dickless.

6617> Note: no response.

6617> What does yours, Dickless?

6617> When will we get one from you, Dickless?

6617> Why don't you ask him where he can read it, Dickless?

6617> Classic stupidity on your part, Dickless.

6617> Still can't discern the forger eh, Dickless?

6617> Ding!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

376> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

376> Heck D-A, the old goober only posts twice a week,
376> the rest of the time he spends "Yanking his Cable".

377> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

377> I just hate to think about what he ("ah") thinks about while he yanks.
377> A huge white San Francisco style mustache, perhaps?!?

377> Ewwwww.....!

378> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

378> Pot and Kettle.

379> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

379> *phoque*

380> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

380> Yip.

381> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

381> 2

What does that have to do with classical music, John?

================================================================================

Double-A writes:

228> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

228> Then yank your cable!

229> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

229> Perhaps it's only after yanking his cable off two or three times that
229> he finds interest in Usenet.

230> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

230> There does seem to be an attraction between them.

What does that have to do with classical music, Double-A?

================================================================================

ah writes:

898> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

898> perv!

899> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

899> Huge, keyboard-slut.

900> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

900> *plonk*

901> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

901> *plonk*

902> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

902> Fight!

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

================================================================================

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deco 2129 3722 2268 0
bruce 13 1671 2867 1979 0
ah 5 383 320 112 0
honestjohn 6 274 90 0 0


hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677

double-a 3 79 145 1 0


snarky 77 0 0 0

77 27 5618 11687 9100 10033

Phil Kyle

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Cheddar tree.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6618> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6618> That goes without saying, Bruce. But I'm glad you said it anyway.

6618> Indeed, Bruce.

6618> Dickless will go into a tizzy, Bruce.

6618> A0L! Dickless should eat humble pie too, Bruce!

6619> Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals,rec.sport.basketball.college,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

6619> Don't be stupid!

6620> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6620> Kukucka certainly is, Carl.

6621> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather

6621> STFU, Kukucka!

6622> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6622> Must be. And Foamy too.

6623> Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.bagpipe,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

6623> Nobody can be as kooky as Foamy! Except maybe Kukucka the Belfort fag!

6624> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather

6624> About as much as the Belfort fag - a pittance.

6625> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6625> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6625> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6625> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6625> Obsession with the alleged Joe Malloy noted, Dickless.

6625> On your part, Dickless.

6625> Go play some more ABBA, Dickless.

6625> Is your brain stuck up your arse again, Dickless?

6625> "Clasic" repetition, Dickless.

6625> How ironic, Dickless? Would you like to hear some more music from
6625> movies?

6625> Who is "Malloy", Dickless?

6625> How do you "challenge" your students, Dickless? With "lassic"
6625> "mispellings"?

6625> What does that have to do with classical music, Dickless? Not that I
6625> expect an answer from you, Dickless.

6626> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,demon.local,alt.astronomy

6626> I see they're keeping you busy at the Belfort bar glory hole, Kukucka.

6627> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6627> Kukucka the Belfort fag AKA Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga

6627> I bet you miss your old Shitmadzu days, don't you, Belfort fag?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Double-A writes:

231> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

231> ah was just leaving.

232> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

232> Are you still here?

What does that have to do with classical music, Double-A?

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

deco 2129 3722 2268 0

bruce 10 1681 2867 1979 0
ah 383 320 112 0
honestjohn 274 90 0 0


hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677

double-a 2 81 145 1 0


snarky 77 0 0 0

77 12 5630 11687 9100 10033

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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What does your cheese preference have to do with classical music, Kyle?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nov 11, 2006, 6:24:02 AM11/11/06
to
Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

You forgot the comma again, Dickless.

> honestjohn writes:
>
> 376> Heck D-A, the old goober only posts twice a week,
> 376> the rest of the time he spends "Yanking his Cable".
>

> 377> I just hate to think about what he ("ah") thinks about while he yanks.
> 377> A huge white San Francisco style mustache, perhaps?!?
>
> 377> Ewwwww.....!
>

> 378> Pot and Kettle.
>
> 379> *phoque*
>
> 380> Yip.


>
> 381> 2
>
> What does that have to do with classical music, John?

Why are you asking him here, Dickless?

> Double-Anus writes:
>
> 228> Then yank your cable!
>

> 229> Perhaps it's only after yanking his cable off two or three times that
> 229> he finds interest in Usenet.
>

> 230> There does seem to be an attraction between them.
>

> What does that have to do with classical music, Double-Anus?

He wouldn't know, Dickless.

> ah thole writes:
>
> 898> perv!
>
> 899> Huge, keyboard-slut.
>
> 900> *plonk*
>
> 901> *plonk*


>
> 902> Fight!
>
> Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
> there, really.

When will you, Dickless?

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
> deco 2129 3722 2268 0
> bruce 13 1671 2867 1979 0

Ding! But you missed some.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

Note: still no comma. Dickless' reading "comprehenion" skills must be
at an all time low.

> Double-Anus writes:
>
> 231> ah was just leaving.
>

> 232> Are you still here?
>

> What does that have to do with classical music, Double-Anus?

If you wish to ask Duoble-Anus a question, Dickless, you should
crosspoast to alt.asstronomy.

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
> deco 2129 3722 2268 0
> bruce 10 1681 2867 1979 0

Ding!

Phil Kyle

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Everything.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6628> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6628> Some homophobic clown by the name of Mark Kukucka in
6628> rec.aviation.products who thinks that hiding behind anonymous nyms and
6628> servers will help him. He's also known as the Shimadzu kook. Seems
6628> every time he gets fired from a job for incompetence, he takes it out
6628> on the company by posting crap about them. His brother, Douglas, is of
6628> the same ilk. I bet they drove Alma to an early grave.

6628> Here's some more info on him -

6629> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather

6629> STFU, Kukucka!

6630> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6630> A round what?

6631> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

6631> I'm sure Douglas Kukucka must be real jealous of him, Belfort fag. And
6631> its a good thing you don't know Mark Kukucka or you'd be in deep shit
6631> by now.

6632> Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals,rec.sport.basketball.college,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6632> Why you LAFF? And at your own .sig too!

6633> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6633> Yes, indeed.

6634> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

6634> Indeed, Bruce. Dickless is probably one of only a few kooks whose mind
6634> isn't broadened by travel.

6634> A0L!

6634> Dickless can't even prove he exists, Bruce.

6634> Next you should teach him to go fetch, Bruce.

6634> That's because it probably "mispelled", Bruce.

6634> A0L!

6634> A0L!

6634> Dickless can't, Bruce. No woman, except perhaps Fartingale, would ever
6634> let him close enough.

6634> My condolences, Bruce.

6635> Newsgroups: alt.humor,mn.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical

6635> What does your cheese preference have to do with classical music, Kyle?

6636> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather

6636> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6636> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6636> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6636> Why are you picking on Kukucka now, Dickless?

6636> On your part, Dickless.

6636> So why are you bitching about it, Dickless?

6636> On your part, Dickless.

6636> Where did you go exactly, Dickless, and what did you do, exactly?

6636> We wonder if you ever will, Dickless. You are as dumb as Kukucka.

6636> What does this have to do with classical music, Dickless?

6636> You seem to have credibility problems, Dickless.

6636> So you k'lame, Dickless. You are as yet to prove that it is in fact
6636> Bruce AKA the alleged Joe Malloy you are replying to and not another
6636> one of my socks.

Your dirty socks can be smelled from a mile away, Bruce.

6636> So you now k'lame that he didn't write it, Dickless?

6636> What does your k'lame have to do with classical music, Dickless?

6636> What does your question have to do with classical music, Dickless?

6636> On your part, Dickless?

6636> You put quotations on a record, Dickless? Is it a 78, a 45 or a 33? 12
6636> inches or less? Knowing you as we do, Dickless, it wouldn't be anything
6636> near 12 inches!

6636> On what basis do you make that k'lame, Dickless? And what does your
6636> boot of OS/2 have to do with classical music, Dickless?

6636> What does your popcorn and television viewing have to do with classical
6636> music, Dickless?

6636> On your part, Dickless, since it has to do with OS/2 - unlike your crap.

6637> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6637> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6637> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6637> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6637> You forgot the comma again, Dickless.

6637> Why are you asking him here, Dickless?

6637> He wouldn't know, Dickless.

6637> When will you, Dickless?

6637> Ding! But you missed some.

6638> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

6638> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6638> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6638> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6638> Note: still no comma. Dickless' reading "comprehenion" skills must be
6638> at an all time low.

6638> If you wish to ask Duoble-Anus a question, Dickless, you should
6638> crosspoast to alt.asstronomy.

6638> Ding!

6639> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

6639> Isn't that the truth!
6639> Kukucka has many socks.
6639> Barring the glory.

6640> Newsgroups: alt.support.autism,ne.weather,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6640> Kukucka's ego
6640> is as great as he is dumb.
6640> STFU, ah.

6641> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,ne.weather

6641> No. Kukucka does.
6641> Bar glory holes are his trip.
6641> Slurping is his game.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Really?

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6642> Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals,rec.sport.basketball.college,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6642> Since when?

6643> Newsgroups: alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products

6643> Really?

6644> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

6644> Homoerotic obsession noted, Kukucka.

6645> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6645> Dunno. Why don't you ask him?

6646> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6646> ?? Don't you mean "Where is Carl, Bruce?"? Or did you mean to say
6646> "Where are you, Carl?"

6647> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6647> Double-Anus shits twice as much as I do. Or anyone else for that matter!

6648> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6648> Dunno but I do know that Carl is on holidays.

6649> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6649> Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special
6649> olympic tournament.

6650> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6650> I heard Neil Barker gets around, but how do you get around Neil Barker?

6651> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6651> An extention? To what?

6652> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6652> Oh, right.

6653> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather

6653> STFU, Kukucka!

6654> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6654> Is she any relation to Ellie-Mae Clampet? What about Alma Kukucka?

6655> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

6655> No, fake Double-Anus, I figured it would appeal to you and I was spot
6655> on as per usual.

6656> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6656> Dunno and I'm not from around those parts. I'm from these parts where
6656> we say holiday.

6657> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6657> Salad dressing. Or, in Kukucka's case, fruit salad dressing. Not that
6657> he can cook.

6658> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6658> You can't handle the fatwa!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

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Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

No comma again, Dickless? Having reading "comprehenion" problems again?

> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

What does your crap have to do with classical music, Dickless?

> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
> music from Bruce.

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to

classical music from Dickless.

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
> deco 2129 3722 2268 0
> bruce 17 1712 2867 1979 0

Ding!

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6659> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

6659> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6659> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6659> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6659> Where's the comma, Dickless?

6659> Why should he, Dickless?

6659> Why don't you ask him, Dickless?

6659> Shazam!

6659> Golly!

6659> Jeepers!

6659> Why do you keep asking, Dickless, when you know to expect no response?
6659> Are you stupid or something?

6660> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

6660> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6660> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6660> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6660> No comma again, Dickless? Having reading "comprehenion" problems again?

6660> What does your crap have to do with classical music, Dickless?

6660> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to
6660> classical music from Dickless.

6660> Ding!

6661> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6661> Oh, I don't know. She is hot but Ellie-Mae was hot for her time. Alma,
6661> in the other hand, ...

6662> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6662> Maybe he thinks she's a star!

6663> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6663> Visit whom and where?

6664> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6664> No, thanks. I travel to Merkinland every quarter. The place gives me
6664> the shits for the most part.

6665> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6665> Is this really any of our bees' nest?

6666> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

6666> Go ahead and try, Kukucka.

6666> Keep them to yourself, Kukucka. You already killed poor Alma with your
6666> gay implements.

6667> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6667> Do you often talk to yourself, Mark?

6668> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

6668> Ding! Not as good as my third 1st place in the last lits o' haet but
6668> still acceptable.

6668> Is it just me or is this lits getting bigger?

6669> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

6669> What's the matter, Foamy? Something got your goat?

6669> fo?

6670> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6670> Nope, its gives me the shits a lot.

6671> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6671> OK, if you insist.

6671> Is that right, Kukucka?

6672> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6672> You should know, Mark.

6672> I've noticed.

6672> You said it, Mark, you raving faery.

6673> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6673> You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical or
6673> something.

6674> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6674> Did you fart again, fake Double-Anus? Giving them both barrels, eh?

6674> You are dooooooooooooooooooooooomed!

6675> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

6675> Hi! ah lexa! Why are you replying in rec.aviation.products, ah thole?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8683> Newsgroups: sci.space.policy,alt.fan.art-bell,sci.philosophy.tech,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro

8683> Tomkitty! Have you managed to calculate the mass of those little
8683> photons yet?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

Double-A writes:

239> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

239> Knowledgeable?

239> I guess that leaves Bruce out!

240> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

240> Why are the elderly always negative?

241> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit

241> It's probably just the novelty of the flush toilets whenever you come
241> into civilization.

What does that have to do with classical music, Double-A?

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Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

> 6659> Where's the comma, Dickless?

Note: no response.

> Double-Anus writes:
>
> 239> Knowledgeable?


>
> 240> Why are the elderly always negative?
>

> 241> It's probably just the novelty of the flush toilets whenever you come
> 241> into civilization.
>

> What does that have to do with classical music, Double-Anus?


>
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Ding!

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6676> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6676> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6676> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6676> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6676> Note: no response.

6676> Ding!

6677> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6677> True but you really should compare them age for age. How hot will
6677> Vanessa-Mae look in 40 years time?

6678> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6678> True but you really should compare them age for age. How hot will
6678> Vanessa-Mae look in 40 years time?

6679> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6679> At that age you'd be after Granny Clampet. Or Mr. Drysdale's secretary.
6679> Miss Hathaway?

6680> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6680> Your admission noted, Kukucka.

6681> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6681> I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not
6681> bee my brother's keeper.

6681> Careful. He has a sting in his tail.

6682> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6682> Is that related to the American kookfisher?

6683> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6683> Oh, eye woodn't no about that.

6684> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6684> Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b.

6685> Newsgroups: uk.local.yorkshire,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6685> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ANSWERSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2!!

6686> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,rec.aviation.piloting,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6686> I see you have now stooped to forging and frogging, Mark. Is that why
6686> Alma offed herself? Couldn't stand the shame you and Douglarse brought
6686> her?

6687> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6687> You're overlooking Mark Kukucka.

6688> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6688> I'll drink to that!

6689> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6689> R.U. Shore?

6690> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6690> Is it classic/clasic/lassic?

6690> No. Field of Dreams. But I had lentil soup. The combo made me spell
6690> like Dickless.

6691> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6691> Who?

6692> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6692> Good evening. On 'Ethel the Frog' tonight we look at violence. The
6692> violence of Baltimore Gangland. Last Tuesday a reign of terror was
6692> ended when the notorious Kukucka brothers, Doug and Markie, after one
6692> of the most extraordinary trials in Baltimore legal history, were
6692> sentenced to four hundred years imprisonment for crimes of violence.
6692> Tonight Ethell the Frog examines the rise to power of the Kukuckas, the
6692> methods they used to subjugate rival gangs and their subsequent
6692> tracking down and capture by the brilliant Superintendent Harry
6692> 'Snapper' Organs of Q Division.

6692> Doug and Markie Kukucka were born, on probation, in this small house in
6692> Jerusalem Road, Kingsville, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen.
6692> Their father Joeseph Kukucka, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster,
6692> was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic. In January 1948 he
6692> had married Alma Kukucka, an up-and-coming Eastend boxer. Doug was born
6692> in February 1959 and Markie two weeks later; and again a week after
6692> that. Their next door neighbor was Mrs April Simnel.

6692> Exterior in street; interviewer with Mrs Simnel.

6692> Mrs SimmelJerusalem Road was a typical sort of Eastend street, people
6692> were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all
6692> day. They were a cheery lot.

6692> InterviewerWas it a terribly violent area?

6692> Mrs Simmel(laughs deprecatingly) Oh ho......yes. Cheerful and violent.
6692> I remember Doug was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk, then
6692> he took up putting the boot in the groin. Oh he was very interested in
6692> that. His mother had such trouble getting him to come in for his tea.
6692> He'd be out there putting his little boot in, you know, bless him. You
6692> know kids were very different then. They didn't have their heads filled
6692> with all this Cartesian dualism.

6692> Cut to school playground.

6692> Voice OverAt the age of fifteen Doug and Markie started attending the
6692> Ernest Pythagoras Primary School in Clerkenwell.

6692> Pan to show Anthony Viney and interviewer with stick mike.

6692> InterviewerAnthony Viney. You taught the Kukucka brothers English.
6692> What do you remember most about them?

6692> He fails to point stick mike at Viney who answers. However, when the
6692> interviewer poses the next question he points the stick mike to Viney
6692> as he does so. This continues, with the mike always pointing to the one
6692> who is not talking while Viney relates a fascinating tale complete with
6692> large riveting gestures.

6692> Interviewer...Anthoney Viney.

6692> Cut to presenter.

6692> When the Kukuckas left school they were drafted but were found by an
6692> Army Board to be too unstable even for National Service. Denied the
6692> opportunity to use their talents in the service of their country, they
6692> began to operate what they called 'The Operation'. They would select a
6692> victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called
6692> protection money. Four months later they started another operation
6692> which the called 'The Other Operation'. In this racket they selected
6692> another victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.
6692> One month later they hit upon 'The Other Other Operation'. In this the
6692> victim was threatened that if he didn't pay them, they would beat him
6692> up. This for the Kukucka brothers was the turning point.

6692> Cut to Superintendent Organs

6692> OrgansDoug and Markie Kukucka now formed a gang, which the called 'The
6692> Gang' and used terror to take over night clubs, billiard halls, gaming
6692> casinos and race tracks. When they tried to take over the BCC they were
6692> for the only time in their lives, slit up a treat. As their empire
6692> spread however, we in Q Division were keeping tabs on their every move
6692> by reading the color supplements.

6692> A small-time operator who fell foul of Markie Kukucka was Vince
6692> Snetterton-Lewis, of Shimadzu.

6692> Cut to Vince in a chair in a nasty flat.

6692> VinceWell one day I was sitting at home threatening the kids, and I
6692> looked out of the hole in the wall and sees this tank drive up and one
6692> of Markie's boys gets out and he comes up, all nice and friendly like,
6692> and says Markie wants to have a talk with me. So he chains me to the
6692> back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Markie's. And
6692> Markie's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley,
6692> the baby crusher, and a couple of film producers and a man they called
6692> 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and
6692> Markie sayd 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me
6692> nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out, and I said my
6692> name's not Clement and then he loses his temper and nails my head to
6692> the floor.

6692> InterviewerHe nailed your head to the floor?

6692> VinceAt first, yeah

6692> Cut to presenter.

6692> Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O'Tracey.

6692> Cut to another younger more cheerful man on sofa.

6692> Stig, I've been told Markie Kukucka nailed your head to the floor.

6692> StigNo, no. Never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his
6692> mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.

6692> But the police have film of Markie actually nailing your head to the
6692> floor.

6692> StigOh yeah, well - he did that, yeah.

6692> Why?

6692> StigWell he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else
6692> he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten law.

6692> What had you done?

6692> StigEr... Well he never told me that. But he gave me his word that it
6692> was the case, and that's good enough for me with old Markie. I mean, he
6692> didn't want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to
6692> let me off. There's nothing Markie wouldn't do for you.

6692> And you don't bear him any grudge?

6692> Stig A grudge! Old Markie? He was a real darling. In a gay sort of
6692> way.

6692> I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a coffee table. Isn't
6692> that right Mrs O'Tracey?

6692> Camera pans to show woman with coffee table nailed to head.

6692> Mrs O'TraceyOh, no. No. No.

6692> StigYeah, well, he did do that. Yeah, yeah. He was a cruel man, but
6692> fair.

6692> Cut back to Vince.

6692> Vince, after he nailed your head to the floor, did you ever see him
6692> again?

6692> VinceYeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday
6692> lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head
6692> to the floor.

6692> Every Sunday?

6692> VinceYeah but he was very reasonable about it. I mean one Sunday when
6692> my parents were coming round for tea, I asked him if he'd mind very
6692> much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just
6692> screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.

6692> Cut to man affixed to a coffee table and a standard lamp.

6692> ManHe was the only friend I ever had.

6692> Cut to block of concrete with a man upside down with his head buried
6692> in it.

6692> Block I wouldn't head a word against him.

6692> Cut to a gravestone, which says: 'R.I.P. and Good Luck, Markie'.

6692> VoiceLovely fella.

6692> Cut to presenter.

6692> Clearly Markie inspired tremendous loyalty and terror amongst his
6692> business associates, but what was he really like?

6692> Cut to a bar.

6692> GloriaI walked out with Markie on many occasions and found him a most
6692> charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent
6692> persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and
6692> other gang leaders.

6692> InterviewerHow had he met them?

6692> GloriaThrough his work for charity. He took a warm interest in Boys'
6692> Clubs, Sailors' Homes, Choristers' Associations, Scouting Jamborees and
6692> of course the Household Cavalry.

6692> InterviewerWas there anything unusual about him?

6692> GloriaI should say not. Markie was a perfectly normal person in every
6692> way. Except is as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by
6692> a giant groundhog whom he referred to as Spiny Belfort.

6692> InterviewerHow big was Belfort supposed to be?

6692> GloriaNormally he was wont to be about twelve feet from nose to tail,
6692> but when Markie was very depressed Belfort could be anything up to
6692> eight hundred yards long. When Belfort was about, Markie would go very
6692> quiet and his nose would swell up and his teeth would start moving
6692> about and he'd become very violent and claim that he'd laid Stanley
6692> Baldwin. Markie was a gentleman. And what's more he knew how to treat a
6692> female impersonator.

6692> Cut to dark-suited loony in armchair.

6692> SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'A CRIMINOLOGIST'

6692> CriminologistIt is easy for us to judge Markie Kukucka too harshly.
6692> After all he only did what many of us simply dream of
6692> doing...(tic...controls himself) I'm sorry. After all a murderer is
6692> only an extroverted suicide. Markie was a looney, but he was a happy
6692> looney. Lucky bastard.

6692> Most of the strange tales concern Markie, but what about Doug? One man
6692> who met him was Luigi Vercotti.

6692> Cut to tatty office with desk and phone. Vercotti at deak.

6692> VercottiWell, I had been running a successful escort agency - high
6692> class, no really, high class girls - we didn't have any of that. That
6692> was right out. And I decided. (phone rings on desk) Excuse me (he
6692> answers it) Hello......no, not
6692> now......shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready
6692> for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....yes,
6692> right-oh, bye-bye mother (he replaces reciever) Anyway I decided then
6692> to open a high-class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade with
6692> International cuisine, cooking, top-line acts, and not a cheap clip
6692> joint for picking up tarts, that was right out, I deny that completely,
6692> and one night Markie walked in with a couple of big lads, one of whom
6692> was carrying a tactical nuclear missile. They said I'd bought one of
6692> their fruit machines and would I pay for it.

6692> InterviewerHow much did they want?

6692> VercottiThree quarters of a million dollars. Then they went out -
6692> after Markie tried the glory hole.

6692> InterviewerWhy didn't you call the police?

6692> VercottiWell I had noticed that the lad with the thermo-nuclear device
6692> was the Chief of Police for the area. Anyway a week later they came
6692> back, said that the cheque had bounced and that I had to see Doug.

6692> InterviewerDoug?

6692> VercottiDoug (takes a drink) I was terrified of him. Everyone was
6692> terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather
6692> than see Doug. Even Markie was frightened of Doug.

6692> InterviewerWhat did he do?

6692> Vercotti He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony,
6692> metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire.

6692> Cut to map.

6692> By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Kukucka brothers by
6692> February 1996 controlled Baltimore and the South East. In February,
6692> though, Markie made a big mistake.

6692> Cut back to bar and Gloria

6692> GloriaLatterly Markie had become increasingly worried about Spiny
6692> Belfort. He had come to the conclusion that Belfort slept in an
6692> aeroplane hangar at Luton Airport.

6692> And so on February 22nd 1996, at Luton airport... (stock film of H-Bomb
6692> exploding) Even the police began to sit up and take notice.

6692> Cut to 'Snapper' Organs.

6692> OrgansThe Kukuckas realized they had gone too far and that the hunt
6692> was on. They went into hiding and I decided on a subtle approach, viz
6692> some form of disguise, as the old helmet and boots are a bit of a
6692> giveaway. Luckily my years with Baltimore Rep. stood me in good stead,
6692> as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. I tracked them to
6692> Chicago, posing as the Reverend Smiler Egret. Hearing they'd gone back
6692> to Balitmore, I assumed the identity of a pork butcher, Brian Stoats.
6692> (photo of Organs disguised as a butcher) On my arrival in Baltimore, I
6692> discovered they had returned to Chicago, I followed as Gloucester from
6692> 'King Lear'. (photo of Organs as Gloucester) Acting on a hunch, I spent
6692> several months in Buenos Aires as Blind Pew, returning through the
6692> Panama Canal as Ratty, in 'Toad of Toad Hall'. (photo of Ratty) Back in
6692> Chicago, I relived my triumph as Sancho Panza (photo) in 'Man of la
6692> Mancha' which the 'Baltimore Evening Post' described as 'a glittering
6692> performance of rare perception', although the 'Bath Chronicle' was less
6692> than enthusiastic. In fact it gave me a right panning. I quote...

6692> Cut to press cutting, which reads:

6692> Voice Over'As for the performance of Superintendent Harry "Snapper"
6692> Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched
6692> Welsh accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs.'

6692> Cut to letterhead of newspaper - 'The Western Daily News'.

6692> Organs(off screen) 'The 'Western Daily News' said......

6692> Voice Over'Sancho Panza (Mr Organs) spoilt an otherwise impeccably
6692> choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent
6692> cries of "What's all this then?".'

6692> Cut to back-stage-type dressing-room, with make-up mirrors.

6692> PolicemanNever mind, Snapper, love, you can't win 'em all.

6692> OrgansTrue constable. Could I have my eye-liner please?

6692> Second PolicemanTelegram for you, love.

6692> OrgansGood-oh. Bet it's from Binkie.

6692> Second PolicemanThose flowers are for Sergant Lauderdale - from the
6692> gentleman waiting outside.

6692> OrgansOh good

6692> Knock, knock. Head comes round the door.

6692> ManThirty seconds, superintendent.

6692> OrgansOh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat straight, constable?

6692> PolicemanOh it's fine

6692> OrgansRight here we go then, Hawkins.

6692> PolicemanOh, merde, superintendent.

6692> OrgansGood luck, then.

6692> Cut to exterior of Police Station. They come down the stairs and walk
6692> off along pavement. A city gent passes them doing a silly walk. Cut to
6692> a little newspaper seller

6692> Newspaper SellerRead all about it. Kukuckaa brothers escape.

6692> Cut to suburban street: it completely clears very fast. Freeze frame
6692> on empty street. An enormous groundhog higher that the houses comes
6692> into shot saying 'Markie?'

6692> Roll credits, behind which we see the enormous groudhog appearing in
6692> various well-known Baltimore locations.

6692> GroundhogMarkie? Markie? Markie?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

384> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

384> Projection, noted!

385> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

385> Why would I want her, she was GAY like yourself!

386> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

386> OMG! Super Projection, Noted!

What does that have to do with classical music, John?

================================================================================

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honestjohn 3 277 90 0 0


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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nov 14, 2006, 8:03:52 PM11/14/06
to
Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:
>
> 6676> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
> 6676> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
> 6676> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
>
> 6676> Note: no response.

Note: still no response.

> 6676> Ding!
>


> 6677> True but you really should compare them age for age. How hot will
> 6677> Vanessa-Mae look in 40 years time?
>

> 6678> True but you really should compare them age for age. How hot will
> 6678> Vanessa-Mae look in 40 years time?
>

> 6679> At that age you'd be after Granny Clampet. Or Mr. Drysdale's secretary.
> 6679> Miss Hathaway?
>

> 6680> Your admission noted, Kukucka.
>

> 6681> I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not
> 6681> bee my brother's keeper.
>
> 6681> Careful. He has a sting in his tail.
>

> 6682> Is that related to the American kookfisher?
>

> 6683> Oh, eye woodn't no about that.
>

> 6684> Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b.
>

> 6685> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ANSWERSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2!!
>

> 6686> I see you have now stooped to forging and frogging, Mark. Is that why
> 6686> Alma offed herself? Couldn't stand the shame you and Douglarse brought
> 6686> her?
>

> 6687> You're overlooking Mark Kukucka.
>

> 6688> I'll drink to that!
>

> 6689> R.U. Shore?


>
> 6690> Is it classic/clasic/lassic?
>
> 6690> No. Field of Dreams. But I had lentil soup. The combo made me spell
> 6690> like Dickless.
>

> 6691> Who?

What does yours, Dickless? The majority of the above was not posted to
rec.music.classical so its "lassic" hyporacy on your part to post it
here and then ask. You should be asking yourself, Dickless.

> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
> music from Bruce.

Since it was not posted here, you deserve no response, Dickless.

> honestjohn writes:
>
> 384> Projection, noted!


>
> 385> Why would I want her, she was GAY like yourself!
>

> 386> OMG! Super Projection, Noted!
>
> What does that have to do with classical music, John?

What does yours, Dickless?

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
> deco 2130 3722 2268 0
> bruce 17 1746 2867 1979 0

Ding!

Double-A

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Still reading the Tholen Digests, Bruce?

What an obsessive little fan boi you are!

Double-A

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nov 15, 2006, 7:29:28 AM11/15/06
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fake Double-Anus wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
> > tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
> > the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> > > Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:
> > >
> > > 6676> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
> > > 6676> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
> > > 6676> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> > >
> > > 6676> Note: no response.
> >
> > Note: still no response.
> >
> > > 6676> Ding!
> >

If a tree falls in the forest and Dickless is not around to hear, does
it make a sound?

> What an obsessive little fan boi you are!
>

> Double-Anus

So why did you follow me up, fake Double-Anus? Still obsessed with me,
huh?

Phil Kyle

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Nov 15, 2006, 10:10:27 AM11/15/06
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> verbally sodomised in
news:1163293047....@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:

Yes, it is fundamental. In that it funds my drugs.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 15, 2006, 3:38:56 PM11/15/06
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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6693> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6693> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6693> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6693> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6693> Note: still no response.

6693> What does yours, Dickless? The majority of the above was not posted to
6693> rec.music.classical so its "lassic" hyporacy on your part to post it
6693> here and then ask. You should be asking yourself, Dickless.

6693> Since it was not posted here, you deserve no response, Dickless.

6693> What does yours, Dickless?

6693> Ding!

6694> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6694> If a tree falls in the forest and Dickless is not around to hear, does
6694> it make a sound?

6694> So why did you follow me up, fake Double-Anus? Still obsessed with me,
6694> huh?

6695> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6695> I wasn't aware of that!

6696> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6696> Not that, I already knew that. I meant the bit about Mitch liking girls.

6697> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6697> I always thought Miss Hathaway had a thing for Jethro.

6698> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6698> Now that's just sick, you bumbling boobie.

6699> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6699> Bruce who? From what I've read, Double-Anus and Nightsoil like to go
6699> camping together.

6700> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6700> Is that anything like the thing Kukucka had for granny?

6701> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6701> I think he's holding 2 clubs and a joker.

6702> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6702> A yam is a yam.

6703> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6703> Are u still pickled, you dill?

6703> How rubbery.

6703> What was it called?

6704> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6704> Wot a strange name.

6704> They should have called it Butt's Cough Syrup. Might confuse the
6704> suppository lovers though.

6704> Can you blame them? Nobody would buy the shit otherwise.

6705> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6705> I have no come back for that. Butt, some day, my prints will come.

6706> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6706> I don't know about addictive but its certainly as insane as Kukucka.

6707> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6707> Ask Dickless, v2.0.3. He's the one who thinks he knows all about 0S/2.
6707> Not that he can program in FORTRAN for shit.

6708> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6708> Got you.

6708> Its a cruel world, Buchannan.

6708> No, you wouldn't be.

6709> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,soc.men,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6709> I usually switch channels before the first commercial break.

6709> A good thing too.

6710> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6710> You have four arms?

6711> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,ne.weather,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6711> * CLUCK * CLUCK * CLUCK *

6712> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6712> Ah, yes, Holly the crack whore.

6712> I suspect "Holly" was one of Kukucka's transvestite socks. Or should I
6712> say stockings?

6713> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6713> Thanks for sparing us, Bruce. Did you know the kook also had the hide
6713> to post his digest of my posts here to rec.music.classical and then
6713> have the gall to ask what it had to do with classical music? Talk about
6713> nerve.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?


As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

387> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

387> It was on TV, a report about gays on television shows in the 60s and 70s.
387> She and the maid from the Brady Bunch were gay along with Jim Nabors of Andy
387> Griffith Show and Dick Sergeant of Bewitched and Tab Hunter. I forget the
387> rest.

388> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

388> He's trying to get me to believe that!

389> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

389> So, you do admit to being a male lesbian. I knew it!

390> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

390> Almost convienced.

390> I'm not much for camping, however Bruce like to camp, he tells us.

391> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

391> Funny, I had you pegged as a "lipstick lesbian". Does Snarky know about
391> this?

392> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

392> I won't tell. Hey, did you hear Snarky let the "cat out of the bag" in
392> rec.radio.scanner?

393> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

393> Could you hum a few bars?

394> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

394> Jealous!

395> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

395> King Phillip of (dog) Pyle is so full of "it".

396> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

396> Donna Douglas who played Ellie-Mae used to compete in "Hot Pepper" eating
396> contests. So she really was HOT!

397> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

397> Your grampa?

398> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

398> Peeping Phil!

399> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

399> State of denial. (near Missouri)

What does that have to do with classical music, John?

================================================================================

Phil Kyle writes:

368> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

368> What a state to be in.

369> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

369> *plonk*

370> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

370> She's hottt.

371> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

371> Not even honest john, he's a bender.

372> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley

372> I know, but I thought it was vaguely relevant.

372> Yoyos?

373> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

373> I watched a salad dressing once.

374> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

374> Well, they will make these things out of copper.

What does any of that have to do with classical music, Kyle?

================================================================================

Double-A writes:

243> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

243> Still reading the Tholen Digests, Bruce?

243> What an obsessive little fan boi you are!

244> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,ne.weather,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

244> That's Deco's line.

244> Are you still carrying his water, Bruce?

What does that have to do with classical music, Double-A?

================================================================================

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kyle 7 50 313 0 0

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nov 16, 2006, 8:28:42 AM11/16/06
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The drugs you inject into your 4 legs?

Phil Kyle

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Nov 16, 2006, 4:27:06 PM11/16/06
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> verbally sodomised in
news:1163683722.5...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

I don't have four legs.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 16, 2006, 6:15:55 PM11/16/06
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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6714> Newsgroups: alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products

6714> The drugs you inject into your 4 legs?

6715> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6715> I'm partial to Frangelica but I wood not touch Irish Mist with my barge
6715> pole.

6716> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6716> He's some sort of hideous alien. Someone alert FrOOtL00p.

6717> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6717> No wonder so many of them crash - or explode.

6718> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6718> Half of it anyway.

6719> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather

6719> STFU, Kukucka!

6720> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6720> The sky must fall quite an aweful lot in his part of the world, Saul.
6720> Maybe one day a giant chunk will do us all a favour and hit him right
6720> on his noggin.

6721> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,ne.weather,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6721> Double-Anus has never seen 16 inches, Mitch.

6722> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6722> Did you record it? Is it up on YouTube?

6723> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6723> Alloy or pure?

6724> Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals,rec.sport.basketball.college,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6724> I'd give it a week before things die down.

6725> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6725> Who, Alma? Yeah, she burns in Hell.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Phil Kyle writes:

375> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

375> He used OS/2 to plonk.

On what basis do you make that claim, Kyle?

376> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

376> *plonk*

377> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

377> *plonk*

378> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

378> A butt.

379> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

379> Who

380> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

380> No, Vanessa.

What does that have to do with classical music, Kyle?

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

400> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

400> Now I'm positive that there's a pitchfork with your name on it in the
400> "Underworld"!

401> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

401> Is that your alias?

402> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

402> He had to download a plug-in to do that. OS/2 is so old that *plonks*
402> weren't invented then.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

403> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

403> Never mind, take your nap.

404> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

404> Is that your chick name when you "dress-up"?

What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

================================================================================

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Oh, that's right. Four arms.

Phil Kyle

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Two left and two right.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6726> Newsgroups: alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products

6726> Oh, that's right. Four arms.

6727> Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6727> OK. so how's the weather?

6728> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,rec.music.classical

6728> Amazing, Bruce!

6729> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6729> Vanessa who?

6730> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6730> You sound like Bluto.

6731> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6731> Ask Dickless, fake Double-Anus. He's the FORTRAN/0S/2 expert, not me.

6732> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6732> FrOOtL00p would be perfect for you then. He's in love with Darla the
6732> Sean being. So just call yourself Darla and offer to breed with him.

6733> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6733> Only once. The other was taken out by a piece of foam! A0L!

6734> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather

6734> STFU, Kukucka!

6735> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,ne.weather,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6735> Like you often grab hold of yourself, Fr00ty?

6735> Is that the comet that was supposed to hit on Nov. 12?

6735> Go for it, FrOOtL00p. Corner the market on underwater sea city resorts.

6736> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6736> What sort of sald dressing was it anyway? Caesar or Thousand Island?

6737> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6737> That's a like a girl saying she's half a virgin.

6738> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

6738> May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest his nether regions.

6739> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6739> Unlikely to ever happen, Bruce. Just like FrOOtL00p, Dickless will
6739> never get a clue.

6740> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6740> Was this so important you had to tell us 3 times?

6740> What's so interesting about kiddie porn?

6740> You shouldn't do it in a public place like a library.

6741> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6741> Good to see you finally leaping out of the closet, Kukucka, but who are
6741> you talking to? Foamy?

6742> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6742> Consider yourself lucky, Mr. Whippy.

6743> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6743> Wot? No meat? Are youz a veggie or sometin?

6744> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6744> What you attempted to program in is irrelevant, fake Double-Anus.

6745> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6745> What about Dickless? He's not portly but he can't see his tiny little
6745> tadget when he takes a leak.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

405> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

405> Barney "the bullet".

406> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

406> Barney reaches for shirt pocket to load gun! Click...

407> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

407> Booty, Arrrr...

408> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

408> Proves you're only 12 years old.

409> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

409> Mitch, he's a lost cause!

What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

================================================================================

Phil Kyle writes:

381> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

381>

382> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

382> Who

383> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

383> Mae.

384> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

384> Who

What does that have to do with classical music, Kyle?

================================================================================

Mitch Crane writes:

7> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7> Barney Fife.

8> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8> Filthy deviant!

9> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

9> Mr. Furley

What does that have to do with classical music, Crane?

================================================================================

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Are you a chef?

Tim Bruening

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Nov 18, 2006, 3:20:16 AM11/18/06
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Phil Kyle wrote:

Classi Cal: A man who enjoys the past.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nov 18, 2006, 5:58:10 AM11/18/06
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Was that supposed to be a pun or are you counting calories?

Phil Kyle

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No, I'm not American!

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6746> Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6746> Damn ye! Damn ye to Hell!

6747> Newsgroups: alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products

6747> Are you a chef?

6748> Newsgroups: alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products

6748> Was that supposed to be a pun or are you counting calories?

6749> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6749> Mae all your xmasses come ar once.

6750> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6750> So you don't have an unhealthy obsession with hamburgers?

6750> You can get them in Australia too. I hate that stupid recorded music
6750> the vans play as they drive around my street in the summer. Can you
6750> believe one of the fools came around in the winter once? A0L!

6750> DVT? PE?

6750> Sympathy for the Devil?

6751> Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6751> I bet she swallowed rather than spat.

6751> Yeah, vegans are real salad tossers.

6752> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6752> Yes, FrOOtL00p has that effect on people. Normal people, that is. The
6752> saucerheads, on the other hand (or hands in your case), just love
6752> slurping him.

6752> Hey! Maybe you can get Foamy and FrOOtL00p to breed! Imagine it -
6752> nadless goats. Or, rather, kids.

6753> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6753> What are you always raising the topic of goat and gay sex, fake
6753> Double-Anus? Are you a little preoccupied with it?

6754> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6754> Doug, I didn't you were a nigger. So you and Mark just have the same
6754> mother?

6755> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6755> The goat raper? I didn't think he could bring down a shuttle. Go down
6755> on one, yes, but bring it down?

6756> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather

6756> STFU, Kukucka!!

6757> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6757> You sure you're not a chef?

6758> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6758> I've always wondered about extra virgin. You'd think Bluto if not
6758> Popeye would have humped Olive Oil.

6759> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

6759> Yes, it is. Even worse would be for Mark Kukucka to slurp that rash. At
6759> the Belfort glory hole, no less.

6760> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

6760> I think I'm going to BAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

6761> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6761> Thankfully, Dickless is one of a kind, Bruce. And there's no way he can
6761> create progeny so we are all safe - or will be once he becomes extinct.

6762> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6762> Yes, its very reassuring to know I'm complete. But how do tell that
6762> you're still a complete arsehole and fuckwit?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Double-A writes:

245> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

245> What does FORTRAN prgramming have to do with OS/2, Bruce?

246> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

246> I programmed in FORTRAN once, but I was told it would be obsolete
246> before I even got out of school! And that was years before OS/2 was
246> even invented!

247> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

247> Back already?

248> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,triangle.general

248> Bruce, if all you want to talk about is goat sex and gay sex, why don't
248> you take it to one of the alt.sex groups?

249> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,triangle.general

249> Note to Bruce: Work on originality!

What does that have to do with classical music, Double-A?

================================================================================

Phil Kyle writes:

385> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

385> A but yer butt no butt

386> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

386> Who

387> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

387> FILTH!

388> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

388> Yup.

389> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

389> He's a boasted peanut.

390> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local

390> Haway!

What does that have to do with classical music, Kyle?

================================================================================

Mitch Crane writes:

10> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

10> Mr. Limpet

11> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

11> The reluctant astronaut.

12> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

12> Don Knotts was no genious, but he certainly was not a moron either.

What does that have to do with classical music, Crane?

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

410> Newsgroups: alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.men,ne.weather,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical.recordings

410> Naaah!

411> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

411> King Phillip is a butt-head.

412> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

412> He's still a lost cause!

413> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

413> Then Colorado Carl should be back too. Honeymoon, ya know!

414> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

414> Buggart!

415> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

415> Pup!

416> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks

416> Oldie!

417> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

417> Gerkoff!

418> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

418> You dumb ass bastard!

419> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

419> With no giblets.

420> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

420> King Phillip knows, he's just pulling your tail.

421> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

421> Pup.

422> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

422> Gerkoff!

423> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

423> Give-up on that moron!

What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

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Haven't we already established that?

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6763> Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6763> 1947? Are you sure?

6764> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6764> I've had worse.

6765> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6765> Yes, they'd be very popular in parts of the US.

6766> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather

6766> STFU, Kukucka!!!

6767> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6767> Lucky. Still, it could be worse.

6768> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6768> True. I've seen matchsticks that were thicker than her.

6769> Newsgroups: alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products

6769> Haven't we already established that?

6770> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6770> Really? What do you prefer to nadless goats in Colarado?

6771> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6771> Or Hawaii.

6772> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6772> No, O'Rielly.

6773> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6773> You mean Dickless hasn't already?

6774> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6774> What sanity clause?

6775> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6775> Limey?

6775> Are you a saucerhead? You seem as rational as one.

6776> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6776> How do you know how fat he is unless he tried them on in front of you?

6777> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6777> Yeah, that Kukucka fag really fucked over Belfort didn't he?

6778> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6778> You email yourself? A0L! What a 'tard!

6779> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6779> Say, didn't Tesla spend time in Colorado? FrOOtL00p and Double-Anus
6779> must be excited by that!

6780> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6780> That must explain why he still programs in FORTRAN.

6781> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6781> Ah, I see now. You're Kukucka's gay lover.

6782> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6782> Don't worry. It soon will be.

6783> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6783> Spectacular? Stop making a spectacle of yourself. Nothing happened,
6783> dimbulb.

6783> Too bad you weren't one of the victims.

6783> They have way too much time on their hands? What about you?

6783> Yes, you are a lert, FrOOtL00p.

6784> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6784> Copy that.

6785> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6785> Mark Kukucka would love this job too. He's heavily into animal
6785> husbandry.

6786> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6786> Not to mention 1970.

6787> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6787> No, ewes are Foamy's and Double-Anus' preference.

6788> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.os.os2.bugs,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

6788> Dickless Davie tho...@antispam.ham whined and tholed:

6788> A0L! Even 0S/2 hates you, Dickless.

6789> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

6789> Real soon now, fake Double-Anus. Ho ho ho!

6789> They already know although I'm really primarily meeting with the NSA.

6790> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.culture.israel,alt.astronomy

6791> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6791> Dunno, but he's been slurping for years.

6792> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6792> Foamy Joey Bartlo, fail weather predictor of the Poconos and goat lover
6792> extraordinare.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?
As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8684> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,alt.fan.art-bell,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.med.cardiology

8684> Nice word salad. BTW -- do you know Andy Chunk?

8685> Newsgroups: sci.astro,sci.geo.geology,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.geo.earthquakes,alt.fan.art-bell

8685> Anything you post is a joke, Brad.

8686> Newsgroups: sci.space.policy,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.org.mensa,alt.fan.art-bell

8686> You are still confused, Tomkitty.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

424> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

424> Amen, brother!

425> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

425> Piece of tail.

426> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

426> Yes he is.

What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

================================================================================

Phil Kyle writes:

391> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

391> Well, I reckon most NASA astronauts are reluctant these days.

392> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

392> A toasted snail.

393> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

393> Butt nothing!

What does that have to do with classical music, Kyle?

================================================================================

Mitch Crane writes:

13> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

13> No, they get onboard the shuttle of their own free will when we point
13> the flamethrower at them. (We got the
13> freewill-by-way-of-threat-of-burning idea from the bible.)

14> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

14> Laymen, mother!

What does that have to do with classical music, Crane?

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

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bruce 30 1846 2867 1979 0


ah 383 320 112 0

honestjohn 3 317 90 0 0


hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677

double-a 89 145 1 0


snarky 77 0 0 0

kyle 3 69 313 0 0


hunt 47 0 0 0

tallis 42 0 0 0
text 41 0 0 0
crightingale 38 0 0 0
loonie 35 178 62 0
demon 33 11 0 0
clarinet.fan 31 0 0 0
"nightingale" 31 0 59 0
freespeechstore 26 2 0 0
mars 24 0 0 0
bisectional 21 154 377 0
bookman 21 44 15 4
kadaitcha 18 40 13 0
tom 18 0 0 0
wehrung 17 27 75 262
odd 16 0 0 0
hillstrom 15 31 0 0
h0plibbb_oili 14 26 0 0
kirk 11 0 0 0
krp 9 2 0 0

crane 2 8 0 0 0

78 41 5884 11687 9100 10033

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nov 20, 2006, 6:25:41 AM11/20/06
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Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

Once again you fuck up the comma, Dickless. Is that an example of your
fabulous FORTRAN programming skills?

> 6765> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6766> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather
> 6767> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather
> 6768> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
> 6770> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 6771> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6772> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
> 6773> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6775> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6777> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 6778> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 6779> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6780> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6781> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6782> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6783> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 6784> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6785> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6786> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6787> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6788> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.os.os2.bugs,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy
> 6789> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather


> 6790> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,soc.culture.israel,alt.astronomy
> 6791> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

> 6792> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy


>
> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

What's that, Dickless, you nadless wonder? Why don't you tell us since
you're the one who chose to spam rmc with this lits o' haet of yours.

> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
> music from Bruce.

Why don't you pull your head out of your arse, Dickless?

> honestjohn writes:
>
> 425> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio
> 426> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio


>
> What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

Ditto, Dickless.

> Phil Kyle writes:
>
> 392> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio
> 393> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio


>
> What does that have to do with classical music, Kyle?

Ditto, Dickless.

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
> deco 3 2133 3722 2268 0
> bruce 30 1846 2867 1979 0

DING!

Phil Kyle

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Nov 20, 2006, 11:22:55 AM11/20/06
to
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> verbally sodomised in
news:1163894084....@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

Dunno. I knew it all along.

Phil Kyle

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Nov 20, 2006, 11:49:26 AM11/20/06
to
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> verbally sodomised in
news:1164021941....@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
>> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:
>
> Once again you fuck up the comma, Dickless. Is that an example of your
> fabulous FORTRAN programming skills?
>
>> 6765> Newsgroups:
>> demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.as
>> tronomy 6766> Newsgroups:
>> alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demo
>> n.local,ne.weather 6767> Newsgroups:
>> demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.
>> weather 6768> Newsgroups:
>> demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.as

>> tronomy 6770> Newsgroups:


>> demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy 6771>
>> Newsgroups:
>> demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.as
>> tronomy 6772> Newsgroups:
>> demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.as
>> tronomy 6773> Newsgroups:
>> comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.as
>> tronomy 6775> Newsgroups:
>> soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2

>> .advocacy,alt.astronomy 6777> Newsgroups:


>> rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy 6778>
>> Newsgroups:
>> rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.a
>> dvocacy 6779> Newsgroups:
>> demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.as
>> tronomy 6780> Newsgroups:
>> comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.as
>> tronomy 6781> Newsgroups:
>> soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2
>> .advocacy,alt.astronomy 6782> Newsgroups:
>> soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2

>> .advocacy,alt.astronomy 6783> Newsgroups:

What a nice list.

honestjohn

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Nov 20, 2006, 12:18:57 PM11/20/06
to

"Phil Kyle" <philky...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ejsmam$rif$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
Right King Phillip of Pyle.


tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 20, 2006, 2:05:00 PM11/20/06
to
Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6793> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.bad.clams,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6793> Did you croak?

6794> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6794> Exactly how late in October, Wormhole?

6794> With what? Kukucka's socks?

6795> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6795> I'm partial to Nansee myself.

6796> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6796> Will Google's stats do in the meantime, ah thole?

6796> This month's top posters

6797> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6797> I'm sure Dickless don't mind.

6798> Newsgroups: ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6798> Yep. Goat boy.

6799> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6799> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6799> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6799> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6799> Once again you fuck up the comma, Dickless. Is that an example of your
6799> fabulous FORTRAN programming skills?

6799> What's that, Dickless, you nadless wonder? Why don't you tell us since
6799> you're the one who chose to spam rmc with this lits o' haet of yours.

6799> Why don't you pull your head out of your arse, Dickless?

6799> Ditto, Dickless.

6799> Ditto, Dickless.

6799> DING!

6800> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

6800> You frequently have two in. But that's not all that common.

6801> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6801> FrOOtL00p prefers to be behind - Mark Kukucka mostly.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

427> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.os.os2.bugs,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

427> Right you are dog Pyle.

428> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

428> Idiot!

429> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

429> I can't see you touching a woman either!

430> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

430> Shut-up!

431> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

431> Funny.

432> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

432> Pup.

433> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

433> Like your talents.

434> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

434> They actually prefer Raw nuts.

435> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

435> Right King Phillip of Pyle.

What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

================================================================================

Phil Kyle writes:

394> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.os.os2.bugs,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

394> OS/2 hates everyone.

395> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

395> Shut up

396> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

396> I don't see what relevance my nails have to punching you in the clit.

397> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

397> My butt is very handsome!

398> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

398> Turn it over, fail.

399> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

399> They're limited.

400> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

400> Isn't it a bit dangerous to point a flamethrower near a rocket?

401> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

401> What a nice list.

What does that have to do with classical music, Kyle?

================================================================================

nightbat writes:

41> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

41> Of course but mindless coffee boys think it's fun they kinda
41> like the smell of roasted nuts.

What does that have to do with classical music, nightbat?

================================================================================

Mitch Crane writes:

15> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

15> Compared to being in the vicinity of a space shuttle, not really.

16> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

16> Pervert!

16> NOW LISSENING 2 VUNESA MAI KLASICULE GAS.mp3

What does that have to do with classical music, Crane?

================================================================================

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honestjohn 9 326 90 0 0


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kyle 8 77 313 0 0


snarky 77 0 0 0
hunt 47 0 0 0

tallis 42 0 0 0
text 41 0 0 0
crightingale 38 0 0 0
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demon 33 11 0 0
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"nightingale" 31 0 59 0
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mars 24 0 0 0
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kadaitcha 18 40 13 0
tom 18 0 0 0
wehrung 17 27 75 262
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h0plibbb_oili 14 26 0 0
kirk 11 0 0 0

crane 2 10 0 0 0

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nov 20, 2006, 6:47:00 PM11/20/06
to

Of course you did. Its not like you're an American now, is it?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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But it seems you're not as popular in rec.music.classical as you are in
demon.local.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 21, 2006, 5:18:20 PM11/21/06
to
Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6802> Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6802> How many are you prepared to give?

6803> Newsgroups: alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products

6803> Of course you did. Its not like you're an American now, is it?

6804> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6804> But it seems you're not as popular in rec.music.classical as you are in
6804> demon.local.

6805> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6805> No! You stop stealing mine!

6806> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6806> Yours?

6806> Go, FrOOtL00p, go!

6807> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.os.os2.bugs,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

6807> And everyone hates 0S/2 - except Dickless. He just hates everyone.

6808> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6808> Don't forget to forward this to Kukucka too, Belfort fag.

6809> Newsgroups: alt.society.liberalism,rec.aviation.products,alt.bad.clams,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6809> So youz k'lame!

6810> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6810> You prefer two of them.

6811> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6811> Yeah, shut up, FrOOtL00p.

6812> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6812> Parts unknown and things in between.

6813> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather

6813> STFU, Kukucka!!!!

6814> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6814> Yep. They are very dumb up there.

6815> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

6815> No, the saucerheads are. Except for the ones from Mianus

6816> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6816> Wafer thin?

6817> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6817> I wouldn't know. I'm not blind. Maybe they use both hands or something.

6818> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6818> You have no reason to complain.

6819> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6819> I'll give you one guess.

6820> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6820> So what did you guess?

6821> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6821> That's disgusting! I hope he doesn't eat them afterwards.

6822> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6822> I think you'll find that Hagar is good at finding arseholes.

6823> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6823> STFU, FRo0tLoOP!!!!!!!!!3!!!

6824> Newsgroups: soc.singles,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

6824> Shuddup, Nansee.

6825> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6825> Ah, Carl, you're back! How was your holiday?

6826> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6826> That's funny. I guessed he covers it with drool to keep the plastic
6826> from drying out.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8687> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro

8687> He works very hard at it, too.

8688> Newsgroups: sci.space.policy,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.org.mensa,alt.fan.art-bell

8688> Yes, it is good to see that in the mind of the saucerheads I'm still
8688> the central cortex of the hive consciousness.

8689> Newsgroups: sci.space.policy,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.org.mensa,alt.fan.art-bell

8689> Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

8690> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance

8690> Unsubstantiated suppository, tholen.

8690> Irrelevant.

8690> Non sequitur.

8690> When are you going to enter the 19th century, tholen?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

436> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

436> Really?

437> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

437> Hi dog Pyle.

What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

================================================================================

Mitch Crane writes:

17> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

17> No, not really, but since when have I let the reality get in my way?

18> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy.solar,comp.os.os2.advocacy

18> And on.

What does that have to do with classical music, Crane?

================================================================================

Double-A writes:

253> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy.solar,comp.os.os2.advocacy

253> And on.

254> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy.solar,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

254> Yup

255> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy.solar,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.radio.amateur.policy

255> *plonk*

What does that have to do with classical music, Double-A?

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

deco 4 2137 3722 2268 0
bruce 25 1880 2867 1979 0


ah 383 320 112 0

honestjohn 2 328 90 0 0


hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677

double-a 3 92 145 1 0
kyle 77 313 0 0


snarky 77 0 0 0
hunt 47 0 0 0

tallis 42 0 0 0
text 41 0 0 0
crightingale 38 0 0 0
loonie 35 178 62 0
demon 33 11 0 0
clarinet.fan 31 0 0 0
"nightingale" 31 0 59 0
freespeechstore 26 2 0 0
mars 24 0 0 0
bisectional 21 154 377 0
bookman 21 44 15 4
kadaitcha 18 40 13 0
tom 18 0 0 0
wehrung 17 27 75 262
odd 16 0 0 0
hillstrom 15 31 0 0
h0plibbb_oili 14 26 0 0

crane 2 12 0 0 0

nightbat 1 37 3 0


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podguszer 1 0 0 1
porter 1 37 0 163
prai jei 1 3 9 11
requiem 1 0 0 0
rock 1 0 0 0
sanchez 1 0 0 0
santos 1 0 0 0
silverfin 1 0 0 0
snuhwolf5150 1 0 0 0
tracey 1 0 0 0
wake 1 0 0 0
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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

Comma phobia noted, Dickless.

> 6802> Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
> 6807> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,comp.os.os2.bugs,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy
> 6808> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6809> Newsgroups: alt.society.liberalism,rec.aviation.products,alt.bad.clams,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 6810> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 6811> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6812> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6813> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather
> 6814> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather
> 6815> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather
> 6816> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
> 6817> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather
> 6818> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 6819> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6820> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6821> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6822> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6823> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6824> Newsgroups: soc.singles,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local
> 6825> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6826> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy


>
> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

Why don't you prove any of the above were posted to
rec.music.classical, Dickless, if you think you can.

> honestjohn writes:
>
> 437> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather
>
> 437> Hi dog Pyle.
>
> What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

Ditto, Dickless.

> Mitch Crane writes:
>
> 18> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy.solar,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
> 18> And on.
>
> What does that have to do with classical music, Crane?

Ditto, Dickless.

> Double-Anus writes:
>
> 253> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy.solar,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
> 253> And on.
>
> 254> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy.solar,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings
>
> 254> Yup
>
> 255> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy.solar,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.radio.amateur.policy
>
> 255> *plonk*
>

> What does that have to do with classical music, Double-Anus?

Ditto, Dickless.

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
> deco 4 2137 3722 2268 0
> bruce 25 1880 2867 1979 0

Ding!

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6827> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,sci.astro

6827> Yeah, but Dickless is and that's almost bad emough. All we need now is
6827> for Kukucka to wade in and they'll have a menage a trois.

6828> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,sci.astro

6828> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6828> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6828> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6828> "Reallu"? Is that another "lassic" "comprehenion" problem on your part,
6828> Dickless?

6828> Evasion noted, Dickless. Why don't you just admit you develop crappy
6828> FORTRAN shit.

6829> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6829> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6829> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6829> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6829> Comma phobia noted, Dickless.

6829> Why don't you prove any of the above were posted to
6829> rec.music.classical, Dickless, if you think you can.

6829> Ditto, Dickless.

6829> Ditto, Dickless.

6829> Ditto, Dickless.

6829> Ding!

6830> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6830> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6830> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6830> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6830> Prove it, if you think you can, Dickless.

6830> On what basis do you make that k'lame, Dickless?

6830> What does that have to do with 0S/2, Dickless?

6831> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6831> Why not? Do you have something to hide?

6832> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

6832> Good! Don't then. See if I care!

6833> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

6833> Know what?

6834> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6834> You're crack's always wide open so it easy to tell.

6835> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6835> Did she?

6836> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

6836> Yeah, you have a point.

6837> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6837> Yep, pretty much.

6838> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6838> A0L! I always thought they should have sent them to the Bay of Pigs.

6839> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6839> I bet they don't pay much for it.

6840> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6840> Too bad it doesn't do anything for 0S/2.

6841> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6841> Let me guess. You have a thingie shaped like a turnip.

6842> Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6842> I thought this was going to be about Doug and Mark Kukucka and their
6842> sexual escapades with their neighbour. Guess I was wrong.

6843> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6843> That's because he's too busy drooling on his keyboard, Carl.

6844> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6844> FILTH!

6845> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6845> I always suspected he had it in for him.

6846> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6846> You mean jodhpurs? What have they got to do with anything?

6847> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6847> Relax. She missed again.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8691> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose

8691> How does that translate from tholenese into English, tholen?
8691> Not that I'm really expectorating an answer from you, tholen.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1


-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

deco 1 2138 3722 2268 0
bruce 21 1901 2867 1979 0


ah 383 320 112 0

honestjohn 328 90 0 0


hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677

double-a 92 145 1 0


kyle 77 313 0 0
snarky 77 0 0 0
hunt 47 0 0 0
tallis 42 0 0 0
text 41 0 0 0
crightingale 38 0 0 0
loonie 35 178 62 0
demon 33 11 0 0
clarinet.fan 31 0 0 0
"nightingale" 31 0 59 0
freespeechstore 26 2 0 0
mars 24 0 0 0
bisectional 21 154 377 0
bookman 21 44 15 4
kadaitcha 18 40 13 0
tom 18 0 0 0
wehrung 17 27 75 262
odd 16 0 0 0
hillstrom 15 31 0 0
h0plibbb_oili 14 26 0 0

crane 12 0 0 0

79 22 5971 11687 9100 10033

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6848> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6848> You mean you're fat!

6849> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6849> Nice guys finish last.

6850> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6850> square root

6851> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6851> The ones Double-Anus clings to tenaciously?

6852> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6852> Like an antique whore?

6853> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6853> I'm always right, Carl. Except when I'm wrong.

6854> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6854> I figured you for an M&M, Blertbrain.

6855> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6855> Not me but Kukucka the Belfort fag does it all the time at the Belfort
6855> bar glory hole.

6856> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6856> Quite a shock.

6857> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6857> Its a good idea to read a while before poasting.

6858> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6858> Niggers? Gooks?

6859> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6859> I say, old man, watch your mouth.

6860> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6860> No.

6861> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6861> When he's not eating powdered toast?

6862> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather

6862> Jelly?

6863> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6863> Maybe he hasn't got one - just like Dickless!

6864> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6864> There's no need to bring Dickless into this discussion either!

6865> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

6865> He could pay Mark "Shitmadzu" Kukucka a visit. The Belfort fag just
6865> loves visitors to his Belfort bar glory hole.

6866> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6866> Like Mark "Shitmadzu" Kukucka, the Belfort fag, will be once I'm done
6866> with him?

6867> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6867> Just don't get the powder wet or Mark "Shitmadzu" Kukucka the Belfort
6867> fag will freak!

6868> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6868> Really, Carl? I would never have guessed.

6869> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6869> But we can discuss that Belfort fag, Mark "Shitmadzu" Kukucka, the most
6869> anal 'man' you're ever likely to meet.

6870> Newsgroups: news.groups,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

6870> On what basis do you make that k'lame, Peewee?

6870> So you wish to disallow dissent, Peewee? No surprise there, really.

6870> Irrelevant, Peewee.

6870> "Clasic".

6870> Non sequitur.

6871> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6871> What does your amusing observation of Dickless' frenzied k0Okdance have
6871> to do with classical music, Bookman? Having attribution problems again?

6871> A0L!

6872> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6872> You are misinformed. Dickless and Kukucka are the idiots of these
6872> groups. Oh, and there's also FrOOtL00p and Double-Anus.

6873> Newsgroups: demon.local,alt.support.attn-deficit,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6873> I see dead people posting spam.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8692> Newsgroups: sci.space.policy,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.org.mensa,alt.fan.art-bell

8692> [screed flush]

8692> Kookscreed will not protect you.

8693> Newsgroups: sci.space.policy,alt.fan.art-bell,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.org.mensa

8693> Hi, Brad! You forgot to include me in your latest rant.

8694> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose

8694> Irrelevant, tholen.

I'm well aware that the newsgroups you added to the distribution are
irrelevant, Deco. No need to tell me that they're irrelevant, Deco.
What I'm asking is why you added the irrelevant newsgroups to the
distribution, Deco, which you would know by now if you had better
reading comprehension skills. Of course, I'm not expecting an answer
from you, Deco.

8694> Not that I'm really expectorating an answer from you, tholen.

Having trouble comprehending the dictionary again, Deco? No surprise
there, really.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1


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deco 3 2141 3722 2268 0
bruce 26 1927 2867 1979 0


ah 383 320 112 0

honestjohn 328 90 0 0


hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677

double-a 92 145 1 0


kyle 77 313 0 0
snarky 77 0 0 0
hunt 47 0 0 0
tallis 42 0 0 0
text 41 0 0 0
crightingale 38 0 0 0
loonie 35 178 62 0
demon 33 11 0 0
clarinet.fan 31 0 0 0
"nightingale" 31 0 59 0
freespeechstore 26 2 0 0
mars 24 0 0 0
bisectional 21 154 377 0
bookman 21 44 15 4
kadaitcha 18 40 13 0
tom 18 0 0 0
wehrung 17 27 75 262
odd 16 0 0 0
hillstrom 15 31 0 0
h0plibbb_oili 14 26 0 0

crane 12 0 0 0

79 29 6000 11687 9100 10033

Phil Kyle

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I might be double bluffing.

Phil Kyle

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Well, I can't be everywhere at once.

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Come out of that sock!


Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Unless you're as fat as Neil Barker. Or Mark Kukucka.

honestjohn

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Do they oink or grunt when in "heat"?


tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6874> Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6874> Five? That's a lot! I couldn't even give a fuck.

6875> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6875> Unless you're as fat as Neil Barker. Or Mark Kukucka.

6876> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6876> My library imposes severe penalties for overdue nightmares.

6877> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,sci.chem

6877> Mark 'Shitmadzu' Kukucka, the Belfort fag, hates everyone - and he is a
6877> dick!

6878> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,sci.chem

6878> Especially when you're anywhere near the Belfort bar glory hole.

6879> Newsgroups: alt.humor,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6879> Sure, I'd love to see you pull that one off.

6880> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6880> Well, you would say that, Carl. However, Kukucka is always wrong.

6881> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6881> You know, I think you're right, Carl. It is Mark and Doug K00kOOka.

6882> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6882> STFU, fRO0tL0Op!!!!!!!!!4!!!!

6883> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6883> During this second what?

6884> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6884> You mean 'ewe', don't you? Kukucka is really into those too.

6885> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6885> What fore?

6886> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6886> Four score and 8 years ago, our forefathers came.

6887> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6887> No! Then Barker and Kukucka are twins!

6888> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6888> Of course I'm right. I'm always right.

6889> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6889> I know but Dishonestjohn now k'lames he can read the braille around
6889> them. Obviously picked this trick up from Mark Kukucka, the Belfort
6889> fag.

6890> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6890> Unlike Kukucka, huh? The things he gets up to at that glory hole of his
6890> are gross.

6891> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6891> Well, who did you pick it up from? Double-Anus?

6892> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6892> You just made that up, didn't you?

6893> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6893> Unlike the shit you pull out of yours?

6894> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather

6894> STFU, Kukucka!!!!!

6895> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6895> Kanuck speak up a bit?

6896> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6896> Ah, Kate Moss!

6897> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6897> Why a duck?

6898> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6898> Ah, P.Hucker! You're back!

6899> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6899> I didn't know Kukucka had moved to California. Did he follow Jethro
6899> there?

6900> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6900> I wonder how they would 'see' colour.

6901> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6901> Did you just fart?

6902> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.chem

6902> What are you're reasons? And they'd better be better than Kukucka's.

6903> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6903> Meanwhile, Kukucka and Dickless would be a dream match made in heaven,
6903> right?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Phil Kyle writes:

402> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

402> They should start using decaf.

403> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

403> Depends if it's about to take off or not.

404> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

404> VULVA MAI IZ A NIGER

405> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy.solar,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical.recordings

405> Yup

406> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy.solar,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.radio.amateur.policy

406> *plonk*

407> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy.solar,comp.os.os2.advocacy

407> And on.

408> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

408> He's an illigitamate (xnews really needs a spillchucker) doctor?

409> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

409> Turn it out, a quayle!

410> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

410> He doesn't think so.

411> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

411> Yeah, shut up, FrOOtL00p.

412> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,sci.astro

412> And he is shit.

What does that have to do with classical music, Kyle?

================================================================================

clarin...@gmail.com writes:

32> You only like band music because of Tholen,

On what basis do you make that claim, clarinet.fan? Are you a clarinet
fan only because of Tholen, clarinet fan?

32> but he'll never love you even if you copy all of his interests.

What does that have to do with classical music, clarinet.fan?

32> Why not ask your question about James Barnes Chance here, or don't
32> you think he would post anything helpful?

Classic erroneous presupposition that there is any composer by that
name.

================================================================================

Mitch Crane writes:

24> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

24> AN HAHTE

24> NOW LISSENING 2 VUNESA MAI KLASICULE GAS.mp3

25> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,sci.astro

25> No, then *YOU GUYS* are twins!

26> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy.solar,comp.os.os2.advocacy

26> And on.

What does that have to do with classical music, Crane?

================================================================================

honestjohn writes:

444> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

444> You should start using your brain!

445> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

445> Be like the rocket and take-off!

446> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

446> King Phittip is a Fro0t

447> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

447> Hi Andrew!

448> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,sci.astro

448> Then you guys are twins!

449> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

449> Oh, go ahead and moan, Huckie!

450> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

450> Turn it off, Pyle!

451> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio

451> The truth comes out!

What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

================================================================================

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snarky 77 0 0 0
hunt 47 0 0 0
tallis 42 0 0 0
text 41 0 0 0
crightingale 38 0 0 0
loonie 35 178 62 0
demon 33 11 0 0

clarinet.fan 1 32 0 0 0


"nightingale" 31 0 59 0
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mars 24 0 0 0
bisectional 21 154 377 0
bookman 21 44 15 4
kadaitcha 18 40 13 0
tom 18 0 0 0
wehrung 17 27 75 262
odd 16 0 0 0

crane 3 15 0 0 0


hillstrom 15 31 0 0
h0plibbb_oili 14 26 0 0

79 53 6053 11687 9100 10033

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

unread,
Nov 24, 2006, 8:06:25 PM11/24/06
to
Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

Comma phobia noted, Dickless.

> 6874> Newsgroups: alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
> 6877> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,sci.chem
> 6878> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,sci.chem
> 6879> Newsgroups: alt.humor,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
> 6880> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
> 6881> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
> 6882> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6883> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6884> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6885> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6886> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6887> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
> 6888> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6889> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6890> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6891> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6892> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6893> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6894> Newsgroups: alt.support.attn-deficit,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather
> 6895> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather
> 6896> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
> 6897> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 6898> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 6899> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6900> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather
> 6901> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6902> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.chem
> 6903> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

Your inability to read newsgroup distribution lists noted, Dickless.

> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
> music from Bruce.

Stop spamming RMC, Dickless.

> Phil Kyle writes:
>
> 406> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy.solar,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.radio.amateur.policy
>
> 407> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy.solar,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
> 408> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
> 409> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio
>
> 410> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio
>
> 411> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
>
> 412> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,sci.astro


>
> What does that have to do with classical music, Kyle?

Ditto, Dickless.

> clarin...@gmail.com writes:
>
> 32> You only like band music because of Tholen,
>
> On what basis do you make that claim, clarinet.fan? Are you a clarinet
> fan only because of Tholen, clarinet fan?

Who is Tholen, Dickless?

> 32> but he'll never love you even if you copy all of his interests.
>
> What does that have to do with classical music, clarinet.fan?

What does that have to do with classical music, Dickless?

> 32> Why not ask your question about James Barnes Chance here, or don't
> 32> you think he would post anything helpful?
>
> Classic erroneous presupposition that there is any composer by that
> name.

Non sequitur, Dickless.

> Mitch Crane writes:
>
> 25> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,sci.astro
>
> 26> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,demon.local,alt.astronomy.solar,comp.os.os2.advocacy


>
> What does that have to do with classical music, Crane?

Ditto, Dickless.

> honestjohn writes:
>
> 446> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather
>
> 447> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
>
> 448> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,sci.astro
>
> 449> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
> 450> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio
>
> 451> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.aratzio


>
> What does that have to do with classical music, honestjohn?

Ditto, Dickless.

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
> deco 2141 3722 2268 0
> bruce 30 1957 2867 1979 0

DING!

tho...@antispam.ham

unread,
Nov 25, 2006, 6:32:59 PM11/25/06
to
Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6904> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.astronomy,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products

6904> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6904> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6904> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6904> Comma phobia noted, Dickless.

6904> Your inability to read newsgroup distribution lists noted, Dickless.

6904> Stop spamming RMC, Dickless.

6904> Ditto, Dickless.

6904> Who is Tholen, Dickless?

6904> What does that have to do with classical music, Dickless?

6904> Non sequitur, Dickless.

6904> Ditto, Dickless.

6904> Ditto, Dickless.

6904> DING!

6905> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6905> Given the number of kooks around, some should have.

6906> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6906> Good question, Carl. Do kooks ever really know anything?

6907> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6907> Obviously not not, Carl.

6908> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6908> Yeah, I'm sure if God had balls, they'd be massive. But whom would he
6908> shag?

6909> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6909> Bullshit you pset and liar. You poast your lits o' haet every 2 weeks
6909> but you hang around like a bad smell all the time.

6910> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6910> I didn't hear that, Carl.

6911> Newsgroups: uk.local.southwest,demon.local,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6911> If your on the upper deck of one of those open topped buses, is that
6911> considered on or in?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8695> Newsgroups: sci.space.polic,alt.usenet.kooksy,sci.astro,rec.org.mensa,alt.fan.art-bell

8695> Hi, Brad! Got brain yet?

8696> Newsgroups: sci.space.policy,sci.astro,rec.org.mensa,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8696> Ko0kFITE!!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

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bruce 8 1965 2867 1979 0


ah 383 320 112 0

honestjohn 336 90 0 0


hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677
double-a 92 145 1 0

kyle 88 313 0 0


snarky 77 0 0 0
hunt 47 0 0 0
tallis 42 0 0 0
text 41 0 0 0
crightingale 38 0 0 0
loonie 35 178 62 0
demon 33 11 0 0

clarinet.fan 32 0 0 0


"nightingale" 31 0 59 0
freespeechstore 26 2 0 0
mars 24 0 0 0
bisectional 21 154 377 0
bookman 21 44 15 4
kadaitcha 18 40 13 0
tom 18 0 0 0
wehrung 17 27 75 262
odd 16 0 0 0

crane 15 0 0 0

79 10 6063 11687 9100 10033

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

unread,
Nov 25, 2006, 8:47:07 PM11/25/06
to
Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6904> Comma phobia noted, Dickless.

6905> Newsgroups:
demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
6906> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
6907> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
6908> Newsgroups:
alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy
6909> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
6910> Newsgroups:
demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
6911> Newsgroups:
uk.local.southwest,demon.local,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

6904> Your inability to read newsgroup distribution lists noted,
Dickless.

> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
> music from Bruce.

6904> Stop spamming RMC, Dickless.

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1


> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
> deco 2 2143 3722 2268 0
> bruce 8 1965 2867 1979 0

DING!

tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 26, 2006, 5:07:51 PM11/26/06
to
Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6912> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6912> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6912> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6912> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6912> 6904> Comma phobia noted, Dickless.

6912> 6904> Your inability to read newsgroup distribution lists noted,
6912> Dickless.

6912> 6904> Stop spamming RMC, Dickless.

6912> DING!

6913> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6913> But how's it going on the d.l back?

6914> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6914> You mean they heard it here first, Carl?

6915> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6915> I know not not why, Carl.

6916> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6916> Latent homosexual tendancies noted.

6916> Something you dream about every night, is it? You and Kukucka should
6916> hook up. You'd make a fine couple.

6917> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6917> Are you into goat sex, Jose?

6918> Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6918> Do you sniff them out or just rim them?

6919> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6919> Mark, if you're going to advertise your trade services, you should
6919> quote your rates too.

6920> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6920> Are you free, Capt. Peacock?

6921> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6921> Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
6921> lived in shoe box in middle of road.

6922> Newsgroups: uk.local.southwest,demon.local,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6922> Since you can't be in two places at once, I don't see how you could
6922> both drive and be on top. Unless you either had very long arms and
6922> legs or the driver's cabin was up top as well.

6923> Newsgroups: uk.local.southwest,demon.local,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6923> But only if you were caught masturbating in the bus. Right?

6924> Newsgroups: uk.local.southwest,demon.local,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6924> Caught?

6925> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.setup.storage,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6925> Dickless Davie tho...@antispam.ham whined and tholed:

6925> Like who gives a shit, Dickless?

6926> Newsgroups: mozilla.dev.ports.os2,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6926> Dickless David Tholen whined and tholed:

6926> It sounds more like its crappy 0S/2, Dickless.

6927> Newsgroups: uk.local.southwest,demon.local,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6927> Consider yourself lucky.

6928> Newsgroups: uk.local.southwest,demon.local,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6928> I didn't hear that.

6929> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6929> I didn't hear that.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

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to
Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6931> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.setup.storage,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6931> That may be enough to give you the shits, fishface, but someone as anal
6931> as Dickless requires more. A lot more.

6932> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6932> With all the news that's fit to poast, Carl?

6933> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6933> You do not not, Carl?

6934> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6934> Admission you'd rather be first in line noted.

6935> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6935> My pussy got all wet when it was out in the rain, Carl.

6936> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6936> On Usenet, everything fits, Carl.

6937> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6937> Completely not not, Carl?

6938> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6938> Indeed, Bruce. It doesn't take much to coax a queer out of the closet.

6939> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6939> How many socks does a sore clit need?

6940> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6940> He can't, P.Hucker. He doesn't understand the concept of friendship.

6940> A0L!

6941> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6941> Does your brother Doug know what a pervert you are, Kukucka? Is this
6941> why Alma went to her grave in shame?

6942> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6942> No. I thought a small raincoat would be enough to cover it, Carl.

6943> Newsgroups: mozilla.dev.ports.os2,rec.music.classical

6943> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless DavieTholen the
6943> "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like the antagonistic
6943> arsehole that he is:

6943> What sound would that be, Dickless? A "lassical" one?

6943> Who is mbbr, Dickless?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8697> Newsgroups: demon.local,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance

8697> Note: Two anuses!

8698> Newsgroups: demon.local,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

8698> Note: I am not a sock!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

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Nov 28, 2006, 2:56:07 AM11/28/06
to
Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

Note: Comma obsession noted.

> 6931> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.setup.storage,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products
> 6932> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
> 6933> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
> 6934> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 6935> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6936> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
> 6937> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
> 6938> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy
> 6939> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6940> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
> 6941> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
> 6942> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy


>
> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

Why don't you tell me, Dickless, since you chose to spam RMC with this
spam of yours.

> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
> music from Bruce.

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to

classical music from Dickless.

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
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> bruce 13 1996 2867 1979 0

DING!

tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 28, 2006, 1:23:47 PM11/28/06
to
Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6944> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6944> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
6944> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
6944> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

6944> Note: Comma obsession noted.

6944> Why don't you tell me, Dickless, since you chose to spam RMC with this
6944> spam of yours.

6944> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to
6944> classical music from Dickless.

6944> DING!

6945> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.setup.storage,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6945> No, I don't think he's a spic, 'lil Abner, but you never know.

6946> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6946> You make a good point, Carl. But what of socks with broken elastic?

6947> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6947> An elastic what, Carl?

6948> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6948> Indefatigably not not, Carl?

6949> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6949> Inevitably not not, Carl?

6950> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6950> I see Double-Anus is trying for one of his usual anal lames, Carl. He
6950> deserves two baseball bats.

6951> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6951> Very true, Carl. Queers are easy.

6952> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6952> Its funny you should mention birds. The Kookoo bird is the saucerheads'
6952> emblem.

6953> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6953> Yeah, shuddup, k00K!

6954> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6954> What? One poof and they're gone?

6955> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6955> I wonder how long before the Feds catch up with Dougie and Markie
6955> Kukucka.

6956> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

6956> I wouldn't know, Carl. I've never met a sore one before.

6956> Depends on how big the clit is, Carl.

6957> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

6957> I said I've never met a sore one before, Carl, I didn't say what state
6957> I left them in.

6957> Oh, I dunno, Carl. Some of them dyke bodybuilders have huge clits.
6957> Steroids you know.

6958> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6958> What does this have to do with classical music?

6959> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6959> Really, Carl? So how big does it need to be?

6960> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

6960> DING! And I predict I will be 14th on the next lits. Don't ask me how I
6960> know.

6960> Shut up, Foamy.

6961> Newsgroups: mozilla.dev.ports.os2,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6961> A "lassic" hallucination on your part, Dickless.

6961> Who is "mbbr", Dickless? Having atrribution problems again, Dickless?

6961> What does your "lassic" hallucination have to do with classical music,
6961> Dickless?

6961> Who is "mbbr", Dickless? Having atrribution problems again, Dickless?

6961> Who is "mbbr", Dickless? Having atrribution problems again, Dickless?

6961> Who is "mbbr", Dickless? Having atrribution problems again, Dickless?

6962> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6962> Did we really need a study to discover that? Any man could have told
6962> you.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8699> What does your ongoing tholing have to do with these newsgroups,
8699> tholen?

Your question was posted to just a single newsgroup, Deco, therefore
the plural "these newsgroups" is grammatically incorrect.

8699> Not that I'm really expectorating an answer from you, tholen.

Still having reading comprehension problems with the dictionary, Deco?

8700> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pl.test,rec.bicycles.tech,alt.nl.ftp.verzoek,alt.security.terrorism,alt.anonymous.messages

8700> Wombats are found both in New Zealand and Papua New Guinea.
8700> They are considered a delicacy in the latter.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

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tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 29, 2006, 7:28:28 PM11/29/06
to
Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6963> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy

6963> STFU, bitch.

6964> Newsgroups: mozilla.dev.ports.os2,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products

6964> On what basis do you make that k'lame, Billy boy?

6965> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

6965> No, don't bother replying, *I've* plonked everyone in *these*
6965> newsgroups.

6966> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6966> No, don't bother replying, *I've* plonked everyone in *these*
6966> newsgroups.

6967> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6967> What about a groundhog? Or a hounddog?

6968> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6968> That's an odd way to advertise your sexual favours, Mark. Why not just
6968> put an ad in the Baltimore Sun?

6969> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6969> Dunno, Carl. What are you thinking?

6970> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6970> Why don't you tell us about your Belfort bar glory hole instead, Mark?

6971> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6971> So kooks wear condoms for socks, Carl?

6972> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6972> Really, Carl?

6973> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6973> Unarguably not not, Carl?

6974> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6974> Clearly not not, Carl.

6975> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6975> That's usually the way he prefers it, Carl.

6976> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6976> You'd have to ask fake Double-Anus, Carl. I'm not into that sort of
6976> thing.

6977> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6977> No, you shuddup, KO0K!

6978> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6978> There are lots of poofs in alt.astronomy. All the saucerheads are
6978> queer.

6979> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6979> That explains all the "rectal probes", Carl.

6980> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6980> No! You STFU, K0OK!

6981> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6981> Indeed it is, Carl. IUt rhymes with "bugar".

6982> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

6982> Sometimes Kentucky, sometimes Texas, Carl. Depends on where I am at the
6982> time.

6982> Yes, Carl, they really need to take some and grow some balls.

6983> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

6983> Yes, Carl, but you don't put it on their clit.

6983> No, Carl, I can't. I don't need to. But the saucerheads ...

6983> Mind you, some of those English gits who tool around in crappy German
6983> cars need some balls too.

6984> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,ne.weather

6984> It also makes you
6984> forget what a haiku is.
6984> Try and keep up, Ah.

6985> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6985> The Glory Hole truth
6985> requires Kukucka to sit.
6985> You stand facing him.

6986> Newsgroups: alt.support.autism,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6986> Note: stain obsession.
6986> What causes this? Kukucka
6986> at the Belfort bar?

6987> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6987> So size does matter, Carl?

6988> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6988> Who k'lames, Deco? I want their names!

6989> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

6989> No. It was Paul Newman's Own.

6990> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6990> You must be one of those girly men Arnie Swartzenigger told me about.

6990> Yeah, ya gotta look out for them mooslimes. They wil lenslave our wimin.

6991> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

6991> There's about as much chance of that happening as Dickless growing a
6991> dick or Kukucka turning straight.

6991> Oh, yeah, can't forget that one!

6991> Or exposing themselves in public.

6992> Newsgroups: mozilla.dev.ports.os2,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy

6992> The only available evidence, Billy boy, is that Dickless is a kook with
6992> 7 kook awards.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8701> Newsgroups: rec.org.mensa,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,uk.sci.astronomy,sci.astro

8701> Hi, Brad! Who is "we"?

8702> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

8702> Hay Bruce, didn't Plugger masquerade as George Orwell once upon a
8702> time? Are youz thinking what I'm thinking?

8703> You mean to say I didn't crosspost to a dozen irrelevant newsgroups,
8703> tholen? That's a first for me, tholen.

8703> I don't read dictionaries, tholen. Do you?

8703> What does your tholing have to do with OS/2, tholen? Not that I
8703> have any idea what OS/2 is nor give a shit thereabout.

8704> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pl.test,rec.bicycles.tech,alt.nl.ftp.verzoek,alt.security.terrorism,alt.anonymous.messages

8704> The same one as what, fellow Carl? Australia, Asia or Australasia?

8705> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pl.test,rec.bicycles.tech,alt.nl.ftp.verzoek,alt.security.terrorism,alt.anonymous.messages

8705> It's Open Season on wombats at the moment. Isn't that what OS/
8705> stands for?

8706> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8706> I am still stunned after reading that mess and then trying to decipher
8706> the thought processes that produced it.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

ah writes:

925> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local

925> What are your thoughts on
925> Becoming unbecoming?
925> Dare I take the lead?

926> Newsgroups: demon.local,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

926> Obvious, really.

927> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll

927> You know David?

928> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather

928> narsty.

929> Newsgroups: 24hoursupport.helpdesk,alt.astronomy,alt.os.windows-xp,soc.men,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

929> What is 'it'?

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

================================================================================

Elizabot writes:

395> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,demon.local

395> Hate to break this truth:
395> My news server drops your posts
395> When you crosspost much :(

396> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pl.test,rec.bicycles.tech,alt.nl.ftp.verzoek,alt.security.terrorism,alt.anonymous.messages

396> What doeth sucheth supossed delicacies do with OS/@, Art Deco?

397> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pl.test,rec.bicycles.tech,alt.nl.ftp.verzoek,alt.security.terrorism,alt.anonymous.messages

397> What dost thine so-called "continenth" issues have to do with OS/2,
397> carlfogel

397> <snippeth>

398> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pl.test,rec.bicycles.tech,alt.nl.ftp.verzoek,alt.security.terrorism,alt.anonymous.messages

398> Ack! Thbbbt!!

399> What does your supposed "peeking" have to do with OS/2, Stathi?

399> p.s. do you have a lithp?

What does that have to do with classical music, Elizabot?

================================================================================

willia...@hotmail.com writes:

7> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy

7> On the basis of the available evidence, obviously.

Michael Baldwin Bruce is impervious to the available evidence. He
prefers to live in a fantasy world, where words are spelled his way,
names are punctuated his way, and relevance of USENET postings to
the newsgroups in which they are posted is immaterial.

================================================================================

blo...@cheerful.com writes:

1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,nyc.transit,triangle.general

1> Assholes, all of you.

What does your evaluation of honestjohn, Michael Baldwin Bruce, ah thole,
ah lexa, Elizabot, ah loo, Marty, Fartingale, Gareeth, and dolphinius
have to do with classical music, bloamy?

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

deco 6 2153 3722 2268 0
bruce 30 2045 2867 1979 0
ah 5 388 320 112 0

elizabot 5 5 6 51 0


hubert 5 0 0 0
paul 5 0 0 0
professeur 5 0 0 0
bruening 4 0 0 0
ross 4 62 319 10
b s 3 0 0 0
davie 3 14 105 0
guth 3 0 0 0
lora 3 0 0 0
malloy 3 47 30 1
prufrock 3 0 0 0
sleepyhead 3 0 0 0
bartlo 2 0 1 303
byrd 2 0 0 10
craig 2 0 0 0
fEkLaaar 2 0 0 0
mdhjwh 2 0 0 0
pounder 2 0 0 0
stone 2 25 8 0
teddysnips 2 0 0 0
.@. 1 0 0 0

balmer 1 1 6 0 0
bloamy 1 1 0 0 0


dizzy 1 132 135 522
eBayer 1 0 0 0
gamble 1 5 1 13
goat 1 0 0 0
harry 1 0 0 0
imposter 1 18 12 0
leach 1 39 0 0
leyland 1 0 0 0
lord 1 0 0 0
meow 1 1 4 0
nightbat 1 37 3 0
nightingale^2 1 10 0 0
podguszer 1 0 0 1
porter 1 37 0 163
prai jei 1 3 9 11
requiem 1 0 0 0
rock 1 0 0 0
sanchez 1 0 0 0
santos 1 0 0 0
silverfin 1 0 0 0
snuhwolf5150 1 0 0 0
tracey 1 0 0 0
wake 1 0 0 0
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

82 48 6165 11687 9100 10033

tho...@antispam.ham

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Nov 30, 2006, 6:37:34 PM11/30/06
to
Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

6993> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

6993> Well, I think you think, Carl.

6994> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6994> Spock would say that, Carl.

6995> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6995> Generally not not, Carl?

6996> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

6996> We'd have to ask FrOOtL00p, Carl.

6997> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6997> No! You STFU, KOOK!

6998> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6998> So he's a dirty little bugger than, Carl?

6999> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

6999> No wonder the Saucerheads are all into it, Carl.

7000> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

7000> Dunno, Carl. I don't need it so I don't use it.

7000> I'm sure they do, Carl. But I hear the Ukes don't make cars any more.

7001> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

7001> No, *I* didn't think that asshole would ever leave, now *free* drinks!

7002> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

7002> That was a good start.
7002> Now you just need two more lines
7002> to make your haiku.

7003> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

7003> Oh, I see, Carl. They hide under plastic macs.

7004> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

7004> Well, I'd hardly describe you as human, fake Double-Anus. Not even a
7004> hint. But, as far as Neanderthals are concerned, the Kukuckas come
7004> close.

7005> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

7005> Yeah, you have to be real careful of those Kukuckas, Mark and Doug,
7005> they are both into queer shit like that.

7006> Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

7006> Yeah, that Double-Anus is a real cunt. Him and his Saucerhead pals.

7007> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

7007> Mark Kukucka should listen to good advice like that. So should Dickless
7007> - but he thinks shit doesn't stick to him.

7008> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

7008> I think you are too, Carl. I also think Kukucka is a raving queer.

7009> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

7009> You mean like the getBentley and RollsofLard, Carl? Fine Uke cars for
7009> their time.

7010> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

7010> I didn't heard that!

7011> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

7011> Don't you know how to shave your own balls, Mark? Did Alma do it for
7011> you or something?

7011> You said it, Mark. Your homoerotic fantasies indicate just how sick you
7011> really are. If you don't leap out of the closet soon, you'll become a
7011> basket case.

7012> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

7012> Mark, or is that you Doug, you really ought to get some new schtick.
7012> Your homoerotic fantasies are getting pretty boring. Almost as boring
7012> as Dickless' drool.

7013> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

7013> What does that have to do with Spock, Carl?

7014> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

7014> Galactically not not, Carl?

7015> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

7015> No, Carl, alternative asstronomy. Where Saucerheads like Herbert
7015> Herbert don't have a clue.

7016> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7016> Just fly the friendly skies with Fokker, k0Ok!

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8707> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8707> Good idea, that would be certainly less painful as well.

8708> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro

8708> And six times on Thursdays.

8709> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

8709> Since you've only posted to one newsgroup, tholen, it should be "this
8709> newsgroup", tholen. Another grammatical mistake from you, tholen.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim. If you had better reading
comprehension skills, Deco, you'd already know that I was asking about
the newsgroups to which you posted, and you most definitely posted to
more than one. Indeed, your MO is to post to many irrelevant newsgroups
for the express purpose of being a pest.

8709> And what does your ongoing tholing have to do with this newsgroup,
8709> tholen?

Your pest posts are being endured in this newsgroup, Deco. Of course,
you would know that by now if you had better reading comprehension
skills.

8709> Not that I'm really expectorating a reply from you, tholen.

Also having trouble comprehending the dictionary, Deco? No surprise
there, really.

8710> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll

8710> Harro, Horry!

8711> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

8711> Have you ever tried digitizing your anus, tholen?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1


-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

deco 5 2158 3722 2268 0
bruce 24 2069 2867 1979 0
ah 388 320 112 0

elizabot 5 6 51 0


hubert 5 0 0 0
paul 5 0 0 0
professeur 5 0 0 0
bruening 4 0 0 0
ross 4 62 319 10
b s 3 0 0 0
davie 3 14 105 0
guth 3 0 0 0
lora 3 0 0 0
malloy 3 47 30 1
prufrock 3 0 0 0
sleepyhead 3 0 0 0
bartlo 2 0 1 303
byrd 2 0 0 10
craig 2 0 0 0
fEkLaaar 2 0 0 0
mdhjwh 2 0 0 0
pounder 2 0 0 0
stone 2 25 8 0
teddysnips 2 0 0 0
.@. 1 0 0 0

balmer 1 6 0 0
bloamy 1 0 0 0


dizzy 1 132 135 522
eBayer 1 0 0 0
gamble 1 5 1 13
goat 1 0 0 0
harry 1 0 0 0
imposter 1 18 12 0
leach 1 39 0 0
leyland 1 0 0 0
lord 1 0 0 0
meow 1 1 4 0
nightbat 1 37 3 0
nightingale^2 1 10 0 0
podguszer 1 0 0 1
porter 1 37 0 163
prai jei 1 3 9 11
requiem 1 0 0 0
rock 1 0 0 0
sanchez 1 0 0 0
santos 1 0 0 0
silverfin 1 0 0 0
snuhwolf5150 1 0 0 0
tracey 1 0 0 0
wake 1 0 0 0
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

82 29 6194 11687 9100 10033

Nightingale Nightingale

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to

Wow! He really does love you.

> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with OS/2, Bruce?


> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to

> OS/2 from Bruce.


>
> "Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
> --Michael Baldwin Bruce
>
> "You can say that again, Bruce."
> --Michael Baldwin Bruce
>
> ================================================================================
>
> Art Deco writes:
>

> 8699> What does your ongoing tholing have to do with these newsgroups,
> 8699> tholen?
>
> Your question was posted to just a single newsgroup, Deco, therefore
> the plural "these newsgroups" is grammatically incorrect.
>
> 8699> Not that I'm really expectorating an answer from you, tholen.
>
> Still having reading comprehension problems with the dictionary, Deco?
>
> 8700> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pl.test,rec.bicycles.tech,alt.nl.ftp.verzoek,alt.security.terrorism,alt.anonymous.messages
>
> 8700> Wombats are found both in New Zealand and Papua New Guinea.
> 8700> They are considered a delicacy in the latter.
>

> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
> Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.
>
> ================================================================================
>

> Art <er...@netcaba.com> wrote:
>
> 1> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
>
> 1> Down here in God's country, Double-Anus!
>
> 1> That's something those Yankee faggots up north do, Double-Anus.
> 1> Are you one (two)?
>
> 2> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.pl.test,rec.bicycles.tech,alt.nl.ftp.verzoek,alt.security.terrorism,alt.anonymous.messages
>
> 2> That's very interesting, fellow Carl. So which continent does Papua
> 2> New Zealand belong to, in fact?
>
> What does any of that have to do with OS/2, Art?
>
> ================================================================================
>
> Double-A writes:
>
> 261> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
>
> 261> Down where, Bruce?
>
> 261> Sure you love baseball bats, because when the leathermen catch you, you
> 261> know exactly where they're gonna put them!
>
> 262> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits
>
> 262> You mean to tell me that you're that PHucker's friend?
>
> 262> Well that makes sense. He crossposts to lots of groups, and is off
> 262> topic in all of them. Just like you!
>
> 262> And still he sprays it all over Usenet!
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Double-A?
>
> ================================================================================
>
> esme writes:
>
> 1> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll
>
> 1> Creton, I owe a cock to Asskopiss.
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, esme?
>
> ================================================================================
>
> lcri...@gmail.com writes:
>
> 2> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks
>
> 2> No surprise there - Bruce will never get the better of Tholen, although
> 2> he keeps trying.
>
> 2> Please keep this out of rec.music.classical. Thanks.
>
> What does that have to do with classical music, lcrighton?
>

If you want an answer from tweetie, try posting to a group that she
actually reads. It's a stupid question anyway - she didn't post her
reply to rec.music.classical.

> ================================================================================
>
> Paul {Hamilton Rooney} writes:
>
> How ironic.
>
> 24> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll
>
> 24> Kiss me, Hardy.
>
> Non sequitur.
>
> 24> Bugger Bognor.
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Paul?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nov 30, 2006, 9:29:29 PM11/30/06
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Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

Comma phobia noted, Dickless.

6965> Newsgroups:
rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local
6966> Newsgroups:
rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
6967> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,ne.weather
6968> Newsgroups:
rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
6969> Newsgroups:
rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
6970> Newsgroups:
rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy
6971> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
6972> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
6973> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
6974> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
6975> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
6976> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local
6977> Newsgroups:
alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy
6978> Newsgroups:
alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy
6979> Newsgroups:
alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy
6980> Newsgroups:
alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy
6981> Newsgroups:
alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy
6982> Newsgroups:
demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products
6983> Newsgroups:
demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products
6984> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism,ne.weather
6985> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
6986> Newsgroups:
alt.support.autism,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy
6987> Newsgroups:
demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
6988> Newsgroups:
demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
6989> Newsgroups:
demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,ne.weather
6990> Newsgroups:
soc.men,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
6991> Newsgroups:
soc.men,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy
6992> Newsgroups:
mozilla.dev.ports.os2,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy

> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

Why don't you tell us, Dickless, since you chose to spam RMC with your
lits o' haet?

> As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
> music from Bruce.

We're still waiting for your explanation of why you chose to spam RMC
with your lits o' haet.

> willia...@hotmail.com writes:
>
> 7> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.astronomy
>
> 7> On the basis of the available evidence, obviously.

Does Billy boy know you digested him, Dickless? And chose to spam RMC
with it?

> I am impervious to the available evidence. I
> prefer to live in a fantasy world, where words are spelled my way,

You mean like "clasic", "lassic", "readign", "comprehenion", etc,
Dickless?

> names are punctuated my way,

Is that why you leave out the comma, Dickless?

> and relevance of USENET postings to
> the newsgroups in which they are posted is immaterial.

Like the lits o' haet you keep spamming RMC with, Dickless?

> blo...@cheerful.com writes:
>
> 1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,nyc.transit,triangle.general
>
> 1> Assholes, all of you.
>
> What does your evaluation of honestjohn, Michael Baldwin Bruce, ah thole,
> ah lexa, Elizabot, ah loo, Marty, Fartingale, Gareeth, and dolphinius
> have to do with classical music, bloamy?

I see you "evaded" your own name from the lits, Dickless? Why is that?
Don't you have an arsehole? Is that where Double-Anus got his extra one
from?

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
> deco 6 2153 3722 2268 0
> bruce 30 2045 2867 1979 0

Ding!

A0L! You digested Billy boy anyway.

> bloamy 1 1 0 0 0

I see it didn't stop you adding bloamy to the lits, Dickless.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

7017> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,mozilla.dev.ports.os2,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

7017> Comma phobia noted, Dickless.

7017> Why don't you tell us, Dickless, since you chose to spam RMC with your
7017> lits o' haet?

7017> We're still waiting for your explanation of why you chose to spam RMC
7017> with your lits o' haet.

7017> Does Billy boy know you digested him, Dickless? And chose to spam RMC
7017> with it?

7017> You mean like "clasic", "lassic", "readign", "comprehenion", etc,
7017> Dickless?

7017> Is that why you leave out the comma, Dickless?

7017> Like the lits o' haet you keep spamming RMC with, Dickless?

7017> I see you "evaded" your own name from the lits, Dickless? Why is that?
7017> Don't you have an arsehole? Is that where Double-Anus got his extra one
7017> from?

7017> Ding!

7017> A0L! You digested Billy boy anyway.

7017> I see it didn't stop you adding bloamy to the lits, Dickless.

7018> Newsgroups: mozilla.dev.ports.os2,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7018> He rather loves treading in dog shit.

7018> Trust me, it was no effort and no trouble.

7018> A0L! What a maroon!

7018> Its easy to find Dickless. Just look for the stench.

7018> Why is that an issue?

7019> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

7019> With all the gay lames he's spouting, Carl, its clear he's a real queer
7019> screamer.

7020> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

7020> I thought he was a vulcano, Carl. Maybe the saucerheads know. Shall we
7020> ask them?

7021> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

7021> Astronomically not not, Carl?

7022> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

7022> No shit, Carl?

7023> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7023> Is that why people call them dirty little buggers, Carl? What about big
7023> buggers?

7024> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7024> Big? Thetan? Uranus? That's a little more information than I needed to
7024> know, Carl.

7025> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7025> No! You STFU, K00K!

7026> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7026> How do we know its not the other way around, Carl? Hay, I know! We can
7026> ask the Kukuckas. Does Mark bugger Doug or does Doug bugger Mark?

7027> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7027> I didn't hear that.

7028> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

7028> And only worth as much as their scrap metal price, Carl? What Uke in
7028> his or her right mind would buy one?

7029> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

7029> That was my point too.
7029> There are many idiots
7029> who can't write haikus.

7030> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7030> Kookka? Yeah, that's a nice one, Markie!

7030> That's great advice, Markie. Were you standing in front of a mirror
7030> when you spouted that or did Dougie tell you that?

7030> Geee, Markie, have you got a burr up your fat, stupid arse or something?

7031> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

7031> We know, Markie.

7031> Didn't you say you were emailing this to yourself, Mark? Do you have a
7031> split personality too? But, regardless, its good to see you finally
7031> starting to come out of the closet and seeking professional help. Not
7031> sure why you think you'll find some in the newsgroups but you never
7031> know.

7032> Newsgroups: demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

7032> There's no need to shout, "Artt".

7033> Newsgroups: ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

7033> Brilliant! Now if you can just squeeze Dickless, that raving queer Mark
7033> Kukucka and that fat fuck Neil Barker in there somewhere, we'll all be
7033> dreaming of a while christmas!

7034> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

7034> Wow, you've said a mouthful. Are you a woman?

7034> How about shutting your bitch trap and opening your box?

7034> A0L!

7035> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

7035> Unlike his flat-chested sister.

7035> His sister does!

7035> Can he see his toes?

7036> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

7036> Sounds like he's discovered the secret of flubber. Is he a nigger or
7036> work as a scientist?

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8712> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

8712> I'm turning the computer off _now_.

8713> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro

8713> But he/she/it is stuck in a posting loop, so it must have deep meaning.

8714> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

8714> Classic non sequitur, tholen.

8714> Your tholing is being endured by these newsgroups, tholen.

Illogical; my enduring isn't being endured by any newsgroup.

8714> Of course, you'd know that if you were more self-aware,. tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from someone not
aware of his own grammatical errors.

8714> Do you read dictionaries, tholen? That's anal. No surprise there,
8714> really.

8714> What does digitizing your anus have to do with OS/2, tholen? Not
8714> that I'm really expectorating an answer from you, tholen.

8715> Newsgroups: demon.local,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

8715> Try blowing it out of both anuses at the same time, Double-Anus.

8716> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll

8716> Ohio gozaimashita, Horry-san!

8717> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll

8717> What's Bruce, a(ss)h(ole)?

8718> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll

8718> No thanks, I've just eaten.

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

"I don't read dictionaries, tholen."
--Art Deco

No wonder you misuse and misspell so many words, Deco, but it's up to
you if you want to look like a fool.

================================================================================

ah writes:

932> Newsgroups: demon.local,uk.local.cumbria,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

932> Ignore-ance is blisss.

933> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll

933> Yup.

934> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll

934> An obtuse bruise?

935> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll

935> Q.E.D.

936> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,nyc.transit,triangle.general

936> Low pressure
936> Strains the limbs;
936> IAWTP.

Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
there, really.

================================================================================

Cujo writes:

30> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,nyc.transit,triangle.general

30> Top-poasting fuckheads
30> AOL scum on Google
30> WebTeeVee laughter

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Cujo?

================================================================================

Nightingale Nightingale writes:

9> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell

9> Wow! He really does love you.

9> If you want an answer from tweetie, try posting to a group that she
9> actually reads. It's a stupid question anyway - she didn't post her
9> reply to rec.music.classical.

10> Newsgroups: mozilla.dev.ports.os2,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro,alt.fan.art-bell

10> How sweet. You seem to have a lot of fans, Tholen.

10> Doesn't really matter where you post the reply, since Bruce will follow
10> you everywhere.

What does any of that have to do with classical music, Nightingale Nightingale?

================================================================================

The Front Street Gym writes:

1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,nyc.transit,triangle.general

1> Assholes we may be
1> At least we can post correct
1> We hate top posting.

2> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,nyc.transit,triangle.general

2> Your newsreader sucks
2> web tee vee is pathetic
2> yours was not haiku.

2> In the weather froup
2> there is a pest called Bartlo
2> he is a damn kook.

2> he likes to blow goats
2> and make bad weather forecasts
2> his eyebrow is sick.

What does that have to do with classical music, Gym?

================================================================================

SleepyHead writes:

4> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,nyc.transit,triangle.general

4> Web tee vee laughter
4> you say? How come I can't hear
4> it over here then?

5> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,nyc.transit,triangle.general

5> Then neither was yours
5> Oh high and mighty unpunct-
5> uated know-all

What does that have to do with classical music, SleepyHead?

================================================================================

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84 39 6233 11687 9100 10033

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

7017> Comma phobia noted, Dickless.

7017> Is that why you leave out the comma, Dickless?

> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

Why are you so obsessively in love with me, Dickless?

> Art Deco writes:
>
> 8714> Your tholing is being endured by these newsgroups, tholen.
>
> Illogical; my enduring isn't being endured by any newsgroup.

Sure it is, Dickless - by the rest of us.

> 8714> Of course, you'd know that if you were more self-aware,. tholen.
>
> Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from someone not
> aware of his own grammatical errors.

What about your "lassic" "mispellings", Dickless?

> "I don't read dictionaries, tholen."
> --Art Deco
>
> No wonder you misuse and misspell so many words, Deco, but it's up to
> you if you want to look like a fool.

Nice PKB, Dickless. You're the one who can't spell for shit.

> ah thole writes:
>
> 932> Ignore-ance is blisss.
>

> 933> Yup.
>
> 934> An obtuse bruise?
>
> 935> Q.E.D.


>
> 936> Low pressure
> 936> Strains the limbs;
> 936> IAWTP.
>
> Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
> there, really.

STFU, Dickless.

> Cujo writes:
>
> 30> Top-poasting fuckheads
> 30> AOL scum on Google
> 30> WebTeeVee laughter
>
> What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Cujo?

That's not a haiku either, Dickless. No surprise there, really.

> Nightingale Nightingale writes:
>
> 9> Wow! He really does love you.
>
> 9> If you want an answer from tweetie, try posting to a group that she
> 9> actually reads. It's a stupid question anyway - she didn't post her
> 9> reply to rec.music.classical.
>

> 10> How sweet. You seem to have a lot of fans, Tholen.
>
> 10> Doesn't really matter where you post the reply, since Bruce will follow
> 10> you everywhere.
>
> What does any of that have to do with classical music, Nightingale Nightingale?

What does that, Dickless?

> The Front Street Gym writes:
>
> 1> Assholes we may be
> 1> At least we can post correct
> 1> We hate top posting.
>

> 2> Your newsreader sucks
> 2> web tee vee is pathetic
> 2> yours was not haiku.
>
> 2> In the weather froup
> 2> there is a pest called Bartlo
> 2> he is a damn kook.
>
> 2> he likes to blow goats
> 2> and make bad weather forecasts
> 2> his eyebrow is sick.
>
> What does that have to do with classical music, Gym?

What does that, Dickless?

> SleepyHead writes:
>
> 4> Web tee vee laughter
> 4> you say? How come I can't hear
> 4> it over here then?
>

> 5> Then neither was yours
> 5> Oh high and mighty unpunct-
> 5> uated know-all
>
> What does that have to do with classical music, SleepyHead?

What does that, Dickless?

> alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
> -------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------
> deco 7 2165 3722 2268 0
> bruce 20 2089 2867 1979 0

DING!

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Yes, Dickless is obsessed with me.

> > lcri...@gmail.com writes:
> >
> > 2> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks
> >
> > 2> No surprise there - Bruce will never get the better of Tholen, although
> > 2> he keeps trying.
> >
> > 2> Please keep this out of rec.music.classical. Thanks.
> >
> > What does that have to do with classical music, lcrighton?
>
> If you want an answer from tweetie, try posting to a group that she
> actually reads. It's a stupid question anyway - she didn't post her
> reply to rec.music.classical.

But Fartingale does read rmc, even though she plonked Dickless ages ago
now.

Mars

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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
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> Fartingale Fartingale AKA Nightingale Nightingale wrote:

LOL!

> >
> > Wow! He really does love you.
>
> Yes, Dickless is obsessed with me.
>

Tweetie must be so jealous.

> > > lcri...@gmail.com writes:
> > >
> > > 2> Newsgroups:
comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.use


net.kooks
> > >
> > > 2> No surprise there - Bruce will never get the better of Tholen,
although
> > > 2> he keeps trying.
> > >
> > > 2> Please keep this out of rec.music.classical. Thanks.
> > >
> > > What does that have to do with classical music, lcrighton?
> >
> > If you want an answer from tweetie, try posting to a group that she
> > actually reads. It's a stupid question anyway - she didn't post her
> > reply to rec.music.classical.
>
> But Fartingale does read rmc,

But Tholen, space cadet that he is, didn't include her in the rmc digest -
he posted his question "What does that have to do with classical music,
lcrighton?" to the os2 group.

> even though she plonked Dickless ages ago
> now.
>

I'll bet she still reads every word he writes.


Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Mars wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
> news:1165031241.2...@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...
> > Fartingale Fartingale AKA Nightingale Nightingale wrote:
>
> LOL!

A0L!

> > > Wow! He really does love you.
> >
> > Yes, Dickless is obsessed with me.
>
> Tweetie must be so jealous.

It proves Dickless is queer. He should hook up with Mark Kukucka. We
can get Kibo to do the service.

> > > > lcri...@gmail.com writes:
> > > >
> > > > 2> Newsgroups:
> comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.use
> net.kooks
> > > >
> > > > 2> No surprise there - Bruce will never get the better of Tholen,
> although
> > > > 2> he keeps trying.
> > > >
> > > > 2> Please keep this out of rec.music.classical. Thanks.
> > > >
> > > > What does that have to do with classical music, lcrighton?
> > >
> > > If you want an answer from tweetie, try posting to a group that she
> > > actually reads. It's a stupid question anyway - she didn't post her
> > > reply to rec.music.classical.
> >
> > But Fartingale does read rmc,
>
> But Tholen, space cadet that he is, didn't include her in the rmc digest -
> he posted his question "What does that have to do with classical music,
> lcrighton?" to the os2 group.

My bad. I thought he put it in his rmc digest too. You've no doubt
noticed that the gutless cunt digests my poasts not made to rmc into
his rmc spam.

> > even though she plonked Dickless ages ago now.
>
> I'll bet she still reads every word he writes.

She must be fuming that I get all the attention.

Mars

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"Mars" <ma...@invalid.com> wrote in message
news:457127c0$0$97225$892e...@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net...

>
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
> news:1165031185....@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...

> > Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
> > tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
> > the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> > > Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:
> >
> > 7017> Comma phobia noted, Dickless.
> >
> > 7017> Is that why you leave out the comma, Dickless?
> >
> > > What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music,
> Bruce?
> >
> > Why are you so obsessively in love with me, Dickless?
> >
>
> Well, it's not as if he would fall for somebody like tweetie.

>
> > > Art Deco writes:
> > >
> > > 8714> Your tholing is being endured by these newsgroups, tholen.
> > >
> > > Illogical; my enduring isn't being endured by any newsgroup.
> >
> > Sure it is, Dickless - by the rest of us.
> >
> > > 8714> Of course, you'd know that if you were more self-aware,. tholen.
> > >
> > > Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from someone
> not
> > > aware of his own grammatical errors.
> >
> > What about your "lassic" "mispellings", Dickless?
> >
>
> LOL! Good point.

>
> > > "I don't read dictionaries, tholen."
> > > --Art Deco
> > >
> > > No wonder you misuse and misspell so many words, Deco, but it's up to
> > > you if you want to look like a fool.
> >
> > Nice PKB, Dickless. You're the one who can't spell for shit.
> >
>
> He's not as bad as Fartingale.

>
> > > ah thole writes:
> > >
> > > 932> Ignore-ance is blisss.
> > >
> > > 933> Yup.
> > >
> > > 934> An obtuse bruise?
> > >
> > > 935> Q.E.D.
> > >
> > > 936> Low pressure
> > > 936> Strains the limbs;
> > > 936> IAWTP.
> > >
> > > Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
> > > there, really.
> >
> > STFU, Dickless.
> >
>
> Too bad he never posts anything on-topic.

>
> > > Cujo writes:
> > >
> > > 30> Top-poasting fuckheads
> > > 30> AOL scum on Google
> > > 30> WebTeeVee laughter
> > >
> > > What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music,
> Cujo?
> >
> > That's not a haiku either, Dickless. No surprise there, really.
> >
> > > Nightingale Nightingale writes:
> > >
> > > 9> Wow! He really does love you.
> > >
> > > 9> If you want an answer from tweetie, try posting to a group that she
> > > 9> actually reads. It's a stupid question anyway - she didn't post
her
> > > 9> reply to rec.music.classical.
> > >
> > > 10> How sweet. You seem to have a lot of fans, Tholen.
> > >
> > > 10> Doesn't really matter where you post the reply, since Bruce will
> follow
> > > 10> you everywhere.
> > >
> > > What does any of that have to do with classical music, Nightingale
> Nightingale?
> >
> > What does that, Dickless?
> >
>
> Why bother - he won't answer.
> Congrats.

Mars

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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
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> Mars wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
> > news:1165031241.2...@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...
> > > Fartingale Fartingale AKA Nightingale Nightingale wrote:
> >
> > LOL!
>
> A0L!
>
> > > > Wow! He really does love you.
> > >
> > > Yes, Dickless is obsessed with me.
> >
> > Tweetie must be so jealous.
>
> It proves Dickless is queer. He should hook up with Mark Kukucka. We
> can get Kibo to do the service.
>

I wonder if Nightingale would sing at the wedding.

> > > > > lcri...@gmail.com writes:
> > > > >
> > > > > 2> Newsgroups:
> >
comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.use
> > net.kooks
> > > > >
> > > > > 2> No surprise there - Bruce will never get the better of Tholen,
> > although
> > > > > 2> he keeps trying.
> > > > >
> > > > > 2> Please keep this out of rec.music.classical. Thanks.
> > > > >
> > > > > What does that have to do with classical music, lcrighton?
> > > >
> > > > If you want an answer from tweetie, try posting to a group that she
> > > > actually reads. It's a stupid question anyway - she didn't post her
> > > > reply to rec.music.classical.
> > >
> > > But Fartingale does read rmc,
> >
> > But Tholen, space cadet that he is, didn't include her in the rmc
digest -
> > he posted his question "What does that have to do with classical music,
> > lcrighton?" to the os2 group.
>
> My bad. I thought he put it in his rmc digest too. You've no doubt
> noticed that the gutless cunt digests my poasts not made to rmc into
> his rmc spam.
>

I noticed. And he digested a lot of Art Deco's posts to other groups as
well. Maybe he didn't recognize tweetie in her other plummage.

> > > even though she plonked Dickless ages ago now.
> >
> > I'll bet she still reads every word he writes.
>
> She must be fuming that I get all the attention.
>

I'm sure. She posted a wishlist on livejournal, but she left out her
biggest wish - I guess she knows it will never happen.


Phil Kyle

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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> verbally sodomised in
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> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
>> Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:
>
> 6904> Comma phobia noted, Dickless.
>
> 6905> Newsgroups:
> demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.ast
> ronomy 6906> Newsgroups:
> comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.p
> roducts,demon.local 6907> Newsgroups:
> comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.p
> roducts,demon.local 6908> Newsgroups:
> alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.ad

> vocacy 6909> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

YES! Result!

Phil Kyle

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YAY! I'm on that one.

tho...@antispam.ham

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

7037> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

7037> Yes, Dickless is obsessed with me.

7037> But Fartingale does read rmc, even though she plonked Dickless ages ago
7037> now.

7038> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,alt.astronomy

7038> A0L!

7038> It proves Dickless is queer. He should hook up with Mark Kukucka. We
7038> can get Kibo to do the service.

7038> My bad. I thought he put it in his rmc digest too. You've no doubt
7038> noticed that the gutless cunt digests my poasts not made to rmc into
7038> his rmc spam.

7038> She must be fuming that I get all the attention.

7039> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local

7039> Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
7039> tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
7039> the antagonistic arsehole that he is:

7039> 7017> Comma phobia noted, Dickless.

7039> 7017> Is that why you leave out the comma, Dickless?

7039> Why are you so obsessively in love with me, Dickless?

7039> Sure it is, Dickless - by the rest of us.

7039> What about your "lassic" "mispellings", Dickless?

7039> Nice PKB, Dickless. You're the one who can't spell for shit.

7039> STFU, Dickless.

7039> That's not a haiku either, Dickless. No surprise there, really.

7039> What does that, Dickless?

7039> What does that, Dickless?

7039> What does that, Dickless?

7039> DING!

7040> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,rec.aviation.products,alt.support.autism

7040> Excellent haikus
7040> do come from the Front Street Gym.
7040> Foamy blows more goats.

7041> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy

7041> I had some Merkin two dollar bills once, Carl. They called them Jimmy
7041> Carter bucks. Must have been like Billy Beer. Nobody wanted them. Even
7041> the stupid Merkin vending machines wouldn't take them. Talk about
7041> stupid, eh. The Merkins seemed to have cornered the market in
7041> stupidity.

7041> So it should come as no surpise to discover so many Merkins are queer.

7042> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

7042> OK, Carl.

7042> Hay, Saucerheads! What was Spook? You know, the dude who used to wear
7042> Star Trek PJs and had pricked up ears.

7043> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

7043> Exponentially not not, Carl?

7044> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local

7044> I know! We can get Mark Kukucka to check for us, Carl. He'd love to
7044> check out Uranus!

7045> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7045> No! You STFU, K00K!

7046> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7046> So they are a highly mobile lot, eh Carl?

7047> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7047> No need to shout, Carl, I'm not deaf you know.

7048> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products

7048> So are Ukes in the wrong mind or out of their minds, Carl?

7049> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather

7049> That's because you're an impotent little queer, Markie.

7049> You said it, Markie.

7049> You must really hate that, Markie. And you can't do shit.

7049> Wow, you're really getting lame now, Markie.

7049> Don't worry, Markie, we all know who you are now.

7050> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7050> Do you often blow your brother, Markie? Does Dougie blow you too?
7050> Should we send Kibo around to take some pictures?

7051> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

7051> Your gay lames are getting desperate, Markie.

7051> Everyone stand back. He's about to blow. Any day now he'll come leaping
7051> out of the closet and it won't be pretty (he'll probably be wearing
7051> glittering lame!).

7052> Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7052> That will be a first for you saucerheads. Kibo will be impressed.

7052> Just like your brain, eh Blert?

7053> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

7053> But its not Dickless, eh Bruce?

7053> That's a mouthful. Just what you'd expect from that whiney loudmouth
7053> Dickless, Bruce.

7053> Dickless does say "that" a lot doesn't he, Bruce?

7053> Indeed, Bruce.

7054> Newsgroups: soc.men,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

7054> You seem to be confused between Mark Kukucka and Neil Barker, kook. Why
7054> is that?

7055> Newsgroups: rec.aviation.products,demon.local,uk.rec.cars.maintenance,comp.os.os2.advocacy

7055> PLONQUE

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music, Bruce?

As usual, I won't get any explanation for the alleged relevance to classical
music from Bruce.

"Kooks don't think rationally, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

"You can say that again, Bruce."
--Michael Baldwin Bruce

================================================================================

Art Deco writes:

8719> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy

8719> Non sequitur, tholen. Reference was made to your tholing not your
8719> enduring.

Classic contradiction, and in the span of only nine words.

8719> Erroneous presuppository based on your own non sequitur, tholen.

Classic erroneous presupposition of some non sequitur on my part, Deco.

8719> What does your ongoing tholing have to do with these newsgroups,
8719> tholen?

My enduring of what, Deco? Classic ambiguity.

8719> Not that I'm really expectorating an answer from you, tholen.

Still unable to comprehend the dictionary, Deco?

8719> No wonder you spend all your time tholing, tholen,

What am I allegedly enduring all my time, Deco?

8719> but it's up to you if you want to look like a k00k, tholen.

Irrelevant, given that I don't. Rather ironic, coming from someone like
you, who does, Deco.

8720> Newsgroups: soc.men,soc.women,comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,alt.troll

8720> Shut up, k00k.

8721> Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks

8721> Dear kenseto--

8721> Please to add my name to your list of "runt of the SR experts".

8721> Thank you in advance.

8721> Yer pal,

What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with those newsgroups,
Deco? Not that I'm really expecting an answer from you, Deco.

"I don't read dictionaries, tholen."
--Art Deco

No wonder you misuse and misspell so many words, Deco, but it's up to
you if you want to look like a fool.

================================================================================

Mars writes:

25> Newsgroups: mozilla.dev.ports.os2,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

25> That was a great site. Thanks again.

25> Here's Nightingale's pathetic excuse for a blog -

25> Classic astute observation.

25> No thanks.

25> Because he's a maroon?

26> Newsgroups: mozilla.dev.ports.os2,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

26> this didn't make it for some reason - resending

27> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

27> this didn't make it for some reason - resending

What does any of that have to do with classical music, Mars?

================================================================================

Phil Kyle writes:

413> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

413> YAY! I'm on that one.

414> Newsgroups: demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits

414> Hello Peter.

415> Newsgroups: ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products

415> Am I on this list? I couldn't see it. How annoying.

What does that have to do with classical music, Kyle?

================================================================================

Ali Baba and the Forty Pests writes:

1> Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,demon.local,ne.weather,nyc.transit,triangle.general

1> You vile infidel
1> Oh high and self righetous twit
1> Ali Baba and the Pests

What does that have to do with classical music, Baba?

================================================================================

alias # today total year 3 year 2 year 1
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

deco 3 2168 3722 2268 0
bruce 19 2108 2867 1979 0
ah 393 320 112 0


honestjohn 336 90 0 0
hucker 203 44 4 2
haslam 139 534 198 677
double-a 92 145 1 0

kyle 3 91 313 0 0


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hunt 47 0 0 0
tallis 42 0 0 0
text 41 0 0 0
crightingale 38 0 0 0
loonie 35 178 62 0
demon 33 11 0 0
clarinet.fan 32 0 0 0
"nightingale" 31 0 59 0

mars 3 27 0 0 0


freespeechstore 26 2 0 0

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kadaitcha 18 40 13 0
tom 18 0 0 0
wehrung 17 27 75 262
odd 16 0 0 0
crane 15 0 0 0
hillstrom 15 31 0 0
h0plibbb_oili 14 26 0 0
kirk 11 0 0 0
krp 9 2 0 0
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raoul 6 0 0 0
aratzio 5 54 133 0
crighton 5 0 0 0
elizabot 5 6 51 0
hubert 5 0 0 0
paul 5 0 0 0
professeur 5 0 0 0

sleepyhead 5 0 0 0


bruening 4 0 0 0
ross 4 62 319 10
b s 3 0 0 0
davie 3 14 105 0
guth 3 0 0 0
lora 3 0 0 0
malloy 3 47 30 1

nightingale^2 3 10 0 0


prufrock 3 0 0 0
bartlo 2 0 1 303
byrd 2 0 0 10
craig 2 0 0 0
fEkLaaar 2 0 0 0

gym 2 0 0 0


mdhjwh 2 0 0 0
pounder 2 0 0 0
stone 2 25 8 0
teddysnips 2 0 0 0
.@. 1 0 0 0

baba 1 1 0 0 0


balmer 1 6 0 0
bloamy 1 0 0 0

cujo 1 9 2 0


dizzy 1 132 135 522
eBayer 1 0 0 0
gamble 1 5 1 13
goat 1 0 0 0
harry 1 0 0 0
imposter 1 18 12 0
leach 1 39 0 0
leyland 1 0 0 0
lord 1 0 0 0
meow 1 1 4 0
nightbat 1 37 3 0
podguszer 1 0 0 1
porter 1 37 0 163
prai jei 1 3 9 11
requiem 1 0 0 0
rock 1 0 0 0
sanchez 1 0 0 0
santos 1 0 0 0
silverfin 1 0 0 0
snuhwolf5150 1 0 0 0
tracey 1 0 0 0
wake 1 0 0 0
-------------- ------- ----- ----- ------ ------

85 29 6262 11687 9100 10033

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Mars wrote:
> this didn't make it for some reason - resending

What didn't make it?

> "Mars" <ma...@invalid.com> wrote in message
> news:457127c0$0$97225$892e...@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net...
> >
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
> > news:1165031185....@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> > > Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
> > > tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
> > > the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> > > > Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:
> > >
> > > 7017> Comma phobia noted, Dickless.
> > >
> > > 7017> Is that why you leave out the comma, Dickless?
> > >
> > > > What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music,
> > Bruce?
> > >
> > > Why are you so obsessively in love with me, Dickless?
> >
> > Well, it's not as if he would fall for somebody like tweetie.

He's definitely gay.

> > > > Art Deco writes:
> > > >
> > > > 8714> Your tholing is being endured by these newsgroups, tholen.
> > > >
> > > > Illogical; my enduring isn't being endured by any newsgroup.
> > >
> > > Sure it is, Dickless - by the rest of us.
> > >
> > > > 8714> Of course, you'd know that if you were more self-aware,. tholen.
> > > >
> > > > Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from someone
> > not
> > > > aware of his own grammatical errors.
> > >
> > > What about your "lassic" "mispellings", Dickless?
> >
> > LOL! Good point.

Dickless has thousands of them. Somebody should compile them all into a
dictionary.

> > > > "I don't read dictionaries, tholen."
> > > > --Art Deco
> > > >
> > > > No wonder you misuse and misspell so many words, Deco, but it's up to
> > > > you if you want to look like a fool.
> > >
> > > Nice PKB, Dickless. You're the one who can't spell for shit.
> >
> > He's not as bad as Fartingale.

Can she spell shit?

> > > > ah thole writes:
> > > >
> > > > 932> Ignore-ance is blisss.
> > > >
> > > > 933> Yup.
> > > >
> > > > 934> An obtuse bruise?
> > > >
> > > > 935> Q.E.D.
> > > >
> > > > 936> Low pressure
> > > > 936> Strains the limbs;
> > > > 936> IAWTP.
> > > >
> > > > Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
> > > > there, really.
> > >
> > > STFU, Dickless.
> >
> > Too bad he never posts anything on-topic.

It would be a first.

> > > > Cujo writes:
> > > >
> > > > 30> Top-poasting fuckheads
> > > > 30> AOL scum on Google
> > > > 30> WebTeeVee laughter
> > > >
> > > > What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical music,
> > Cujo?
> > >
> > > That's not a haiku either, Dickless. No surprise there, really.
> > >
> > > > Nightingale Nightingale writes:
> > > >
> > > > 9> Wow! He really does love you.
> > > >
> > > > 9> If you want an answer from tweetie, try posting to a group that she
> > > > 9> actually reads. It's a stupid question anyway - she didn't post
> her
> > > > 9> reply to rec.music.classical.
> > > >
> > > > 10> How sweet. You seem to have a lot of fans, Tholen.
> > > >
> > > > 10> Doesn't really matter where you post the reply, since Bruce will
> > follow
> > > > 10> you everywhere.
> > > >
> > > > What does any of that have to do with classical music, Nightingale
> > Nightingale?
> > >
> > > What does that, Dickless?
> >
> > Why bother - he won't answer.

I know, the gutless wonder bravely runs away all the time.

Thanks. Soon I will overtake Deco and reclaim my rightful place.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Mars wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
> news:1165047287.1...@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > Mars wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
> > > news:1165031241.2...@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...
> > > > Fartingale Fartingale AKA Nightingale Nightingale wrote:
> > >
> > > LOL!
> >
> > A0L!
> >
> > > > > Wow! He really does love you.
> > > >
> > > > Yes, Dickless is obsessed with me.
> > >
> > > Tweetie must be so jealous.
> >
> > It proves Dickless is queer. He should hook up with Mark Kukucka. We
> > can get Kibo to do the service.
>
> I wonder if Nightingale would sing at the wedding.

She'll be in tears.

> > > > > > lcri...@gmail.com writes:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2> Newsgroups:
> > >
> comp.os.os2.advocacy,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy,alt.use
> > > net.kooks
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2> No surprise there - Bruce will never get the better of Tholen,
> > > although
> > > > > > 2> he keeps trying.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2> Please keep this out of rec.music.classical. Thanks.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What does that have to do with classical music, lcrighton?
> > > > >
> > > > > If you want an answer from tweetie, try posting to a group that she
> > > > > actually reads. It's a stupid question anyway - she didn't post her
> > > > > reply to rec.music.classical.
> > > >
> > > > But Fartingale does read rmc,
> > >
> > > But Tholen, space cadet that he is, didn't include her in the rmc
> digest -
> > > he posted his question "What does that have to do with classical music,
> > > lcrighton?" to the os2 group.
> >
> > My bad. I thought he put it in his rmc digest too. You've no doubt
> > noticed that the gutless cunt digests my poasts not made to rmc into
> > his rmc spam.
>
> I noticed. And he digested a lot of Art Deco's posts to other groups as
> well. Maybe he didn't recognize tweetie in her other plummage.

Dickless hasn't a clue even at the best of times.

> > > > even though she plonked Dickless ages ago now.
> > >
> > > I'll bet she still reads every word he writes.
> >
> > She must be fuming that I get all the attention.
>
> I'm sure. She posted a wishlist on livejournal, but she left out her
> biggest wish - I guess she knows it will never happen.

A0L!

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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88!

And with a respectable score of 88, it puts you in the top 10 this
year.

ah

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DING!!1!


--
ah

ah

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DING!!2!


--
ah

Mars

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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
news:1165107671.8...@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

> Mars wrote:
> > this didn't make it for some reason - resending
>
> What didn't make it?
>

My original post - it was on my server, but not on google.

> > "Mars" <ma...@invalid.com> wrote in message
> > news:457127c0$0$97225$892e...@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net...
> > >
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
> > > news:1165031185....@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> > > > Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
> > > > tho...@antispam.ham the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed
like
> > > > the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
> > > > > Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:
> > > >
> > > > 7017> Comma phobia noted, Dickless.
> > > >
> > > > 7017> Is that why you leave out the comma, Dickless?
> > > >
> > > > > What does your ongoing "kookdance" have to do with classical
music,
> > > Bruce?
> > > >
> > > > Why are you so obsessively in love with me, Dickless?
> > >
> > > Well, it's not as if he would fall for somebody like tweetie.
>
> He's definitely gay.
>

What, because he rejected tweetie?

Was he gay before she went after him?

> > > > > Art Deco writes:
> > > > >
> > > > > 8714> Your tholing is being endured by these newsgroups, tholen.
> > > > >
> > > > > Illogical; my enduring isn't being endured by any newsgroup.
> > > >
> > > > Sure it is, Dickless - by the rest of us.
> > > >
> > > > > 8714> Of course, you'd know that if you were more self-aware,.
tholen.
> > > > >
> > > > > Classic erroneous presupposition. Rather ironic, coming from
someone
> > > not
> > > > > aware of his own grammatical errors.
> > > >
> > > > What about your "lassic" "mispellings", Dickless?
> > >
> > > LOL! Good point.
>
> Dickless has thousands of them. Somebody should compile them all into a
> dictionary.
>

Are you volunteering?

> > > > > "I don't read dictionaries, tholen."
> > > > > --Art Deco
> > > > >
> > > > > No wonder you misuse and misspell so many words, Deco, but it's up
to
> > > > > you if you want to look like a fool.
> > > >
> > > > Nice PKB, Dickless. You're the one who can't spell for shit.
> > >
> > > He's not as bad as Fartingale.
>
> Can she spell shit?
>

Probably not.

> > > > > ah thole writes:
> > > > >
> > > > > 932> Ignore-ance is blisss.
> > > > >
> > > > > 933> Yup.
> > > > >
> > > > > 934> An obtuse bruise?
> > > > >
> > > > > 935> Q.E.D.
> > > > >
> > > > > 936> Low pressure
> > > > > 936> Strains the limbs;
> > > > > 936> IAWTP.
> > > > >
> > > > > Hypocritically, you didn't take it to email, ah. No surprise
> > > > > there, really.
> > > >
> > > > STFU, Dickless.
> > >
> > > Too bad he never posts anything on-topic.
>
> It would be a first.
>

He actually has some on-topic posts in the archives, but it's been a long
time since he posted anything worth reading.

He should get an award.

Right.

Mars

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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
news:1165107778....@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...

> Mars wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
> > news:1165047287.1...@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > > Mars wrote:
> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
> > > > news:1165031241.2...@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...
> > > > > Fartingale Fartingale AKA Nightingale Nightingale wrote:
> > > >
> > > > LOL!
> > >
> > > A0L!
> > >
> > > > > > Wow! He really does love you.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, Dickless is obsessed with me.
> > > >
> > > > Tweetie must be so jealous.
> > >
> > > It proves Dickless is queer. He should hook up with Mark Kukucka. We
> > > can get Kibo to do the service.
> >
> > I wonder if Nightingale would sing at the wedding.
>
> She'll be in tears.
>

I guess that trying to sing wouldn't be a good idea then.

True.

Mars

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<tho...@antispam.ham> wrote in message
news:kioch.62400$si3....@tornado.socal.rr.com...
> Lora Crighton writes:
>
> 6> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy
>
> 6> I ended up seeing it three times, which was three times too many. As
for your
> 6> comment in the other thread about my biggest wish never happening,
unfortunately
> 6> you may be right - my biggest wish is for the trolls to leave my
favourite
> 6> newsgroup alone, but you keep coming back. Shouldn't you be studying
for your
> 6> exams?
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Crighton?
>

Tweetie doesn't read the OS/2 groups, Tholen. If you want an answer, you
need to post your question to rmc.


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