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OT: obama takes it to the bank
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doug
Feb 9, 2012, 12:15:30 PM2/9/12
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President Obama walks into the Bank of America and says to a cashier,
"Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your
ID"?
Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think
there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of
the United States .”
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the Government
regulations, monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers,
etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell
you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, but these are government and bank rules and I
must follow them."
Obama: "Make no mistake. I am urging you please to cash this check."
Cashier: "Look, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into
the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his
putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank lobby into a
cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and we cashed his
check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out
his tennis racquet and served an ace shot directly into the center of
our bank logo 90 feet away. With that spectacular shot we cashed his
check. So, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"
Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says:
"Honestly, nothing comes to mind. I can't think of a single thing I
can do."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
"Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your
ID"?
Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think
there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of
the United States .”
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the Government
regulations, monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers,
etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell
you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, but these are government and bank rules and I
must follow them."
Obama: "Make no mistake. I am urging you please to cash this check."
Cashier: "Look, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into
the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his
putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank lobby into a
cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and we cashed his
check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out
his tennis racquet and served an ace shot directly into the center of
our bank logo 90 feet away. With that spectacular shot we cashed his
check. So, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"
Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says:
"Honestly, nothing comes to mind. I can't think of a single thing I
can do."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
Matt Faunce
Feb 9, 2012, 1:15:05 PM2/9/12
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Republican's, whether in telling jokes, deciding how to vote or making policy, always frame the picture at a kindergarten level. And what is pathetic, I think they are unaware they do it, probably because they learned their civics and economics from this single book:
All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten by Robert Fulghum
No doug, you need to know more than that.
Matt
wollybird
Feb 10, 2012, 6:39:19 PM2/10/12
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The bartender says "what'll you have, Mitt?"
doug
Feb 11, 2012, 10:18:13 AM2/11/12
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