Bush takes up classical guitar

[tomb...@jhu.edu]

WASHINGTON, D.C.: President George W. Bush has taken up study
of the classical guitar, the White House reported today.
Bush's guitar instructor is fellow Texan and self-promoter
Tony Morris. "Being from Texas, I know how to communicate
with simpletons," said Morris.

Bush favors music of the classical era: "Those classical
fellows back in Biblical times knew how to write for guitar.
My favorites are the same big names every other classical
guitarist knows and loves--Rudolph Giuliani, Fernando
Valenzuela, the Amazing Randi, and Tortuga."

Informed that Senator John Kerry also plays classical
guitar, Bush replied: "Yeah, but he holds it to the
left. Patriotic, freedom-loving people want a president
who dresses on the right. It's hard...hard work. Never
misunderestimate that."

[gimme_this...@yahoo.com]

April fools!

Good one!

[Horace "Kicker" Vallas]

HA HA HA HA - pretty cute!!

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[jwol...@msn.com]

come on now. It's very obvious Bush plays classical guitar. :>)
Why else would he know so much about everything, and
not be able to speak the English language? (sounds familiar)
Yep, he's a closet musician. no doubt.

April always fools me when she makes her appearance.
She is so sweet and she's
beginning to see the light of day. (aye, in a couple of day
anyway)

<gimme_this...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> April fools!
>
> Good one!
>

[TonyMor...@hotmail.com]

WIDOR, TX: Dr. Thomas Brown, scientist and ignoble internet troll,
today announced a breakthrough in aviation. Scientists from NASA are
currently evaluating his mode of propulsion.

In an interview from his barnyard broadcast earlier today on CNN, Brown
claimed, "I can remain aloft indefinitely, but must periodically
replenish fuel."

Looking quite dashing in his flying goggles and a dandy black & white
checkered scarf, Mr. Brown gave a live demonstration for viewers:

http://tinyurl.com/4wnxk

[jwol...@msn.com]

Well, this no surprise, those that SCORE well on the pig blaster, recognize
their talent. And will love to have the can of beans and will try to bypass
the peaceful dove of CG in flight in effort to SCORE. Again, I saw the
high scorers, and you know and we know who you are!

Tony, you are the best, and offer such a love for the CG. Every Sunday
(Portland, Oregon KBPS delayed by one week) your voice and wonderful CG
intelligence and program has been a divine fixture on Sunday. Thank God for
your programming and your personal love of the CG.

Jon

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[sycochkn]

I can also remain aloft indefinitely, with the appropriate pharmaceuticals.

Bob

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