Heathen's book leaked
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sad).
Source:
http://www.celebitchy.com/7524/cindy_adams_priceless_summary_of_heather_mills_new_book/
Cindy Adams really does a number on Heather Mills in today's New York
Post. Not that it's particularly hard to go off on Heather Mills - she
practically hands you the insults. It's much more challenging not to
make fun of her. Does that mean I'm going to take the high road? Not
at all. The high road isn't any fun. Plus Heather Mills has the self-
awareness of a cow, and really needs to be brought down a peg. Now
considering that she's the most hated woman in the U.K. and still
seems to have no idea why that is, I'm pretty sure I won't be the one
that finally gets through to her. But maybe Cindy Adams will.
Heather has decided to write a book, and Cindy Adams received a copy
of the rough draft. She didn't say who sent it, but I can only assume
it was someone on Mills' team who somehow thought it would help. Sadly
pretty much everything Heather does thinking it will help only hurts
her more. The book is titled, "The Unsinkable Heather Mills." Doesn't
that already make you want to punch her in the face? I mean you
probably already wanted to punch her in the face, but doesn't that
make you want to do it twice?
{ed. excerpt:} From the rough draft in my hands, its 17 chapters
include headings like "Hitting the Floor," "The Streets of London,"
"In Front of the Cameras," "The Real Heather Mills," "Chris Versus
Paul," "Playing Hardball." Opening chapter "Hitting the Stars" reports
she did "Dancing With the Stars" to show how this "scandalous" Brit
looked "bloody good" and could "blot out all the hateful sneering
faces. . . . She had flown to America to get past the ugly tabloid
headlines back home that said 'Heather the hooker' and 'Bisexual
Heather sold body to Arabs.' "
Next, her boyfriend Peter overdoses on heroin. She herself sleeps
on the streets. She worked for a jeweler. She stole from the jeweler.
She's arrested. Then come paragraphs on the sex trade, naked photos,
endless lying, pleasuring Arabs, being kept. Then comes her craze for
status, socializing with her betters, "wanting that power for herself"
and her "hope to find a rich and powerful man of her own."
Next we get her marriage and "the speed at which Heather ended the
marriage" because she found another guy. Then another guy. And
another. And so on until The Tragic Accident. The narrative then
osmoses into her realizing the key to power and, thus, selling that
horrifying story of losing her leg for the highest newspaper bid. It
included this woman Doing It in her hospital bed. It was about losing
a leg but the sex being as incredible as ever. Resolved to use this
newfound power, she said, "And I'll flirt with anyone." {ed. end of
excerpt}
[From the New York Post]
Heather's recounting of her history sounds thoroughly self-indulgent,
just like everything else about her. This woman just cannot grasp the
fact that people don't care about her. You could argue that they do,
because she's still getting press, but I think the reason she gets it
is that people are fascinated that someone could be so dense. Nothing
the woman could say would make anyone feel sorry for her. And that
seems to be what she wants - not understanding, or even to be liked,
so much as pitied.
{excerpt} Fast-forward. She became noticed. Did TV. Modeled. Made
some money. Entertained a chorus line of lovers. In '99 came "The
Pride of Britain Awards" to those who'd showed bravery. She made a
speech. {end of excerpt}
The book says she admits to being "bossy." Convinced Paul "needed
a strong woman to keep him on his toes," we are treated to how she
instructed Sir Paul The Beatle McCartney in how to sing a song.
Heather began to take over. In interviews, she'd do the talking.
They'd leave the studios being irritable. At each other's throats.
[From the New York Post]
The best quote from the whole article is actually from Heather's book.
There's no context given, but I'm assuming it was said in a self-
pitying manner.
Page 209 tells us the U.K.'s David Letterman, talk-show host
Jonathan Ross, has actually said, "Heather is a f - - -ing liar. I
wouldn't be surprised if we found out she's actually got two legs."
[From the New York Post]
That's brilliant. From now on we're calling her Heather "two legs"
Mills. That quote is the greatest thing I've heard all month.
RichL
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> I can't get over this topic. Sorry. It is too incredible (incredibly
> sad).
I suppose you can't help slowing down and gawking when you see an accident
on the highway either.
"It's disgusting....I can't get enough of it!"
Nancy
Mucca Schmucca Mills
O'Leary III
> I can't get over this topic. Sorry. It is too incredible (incredibly
> sad).
Calling her "heathen" s like an insult, right?
Angie...@hotmail.com
>
> Heather has decided to write a book, and Cindy Adams received a copy
> of the rough draft. She didn't say who sent it, but I can only assume
> it was someone on Mills' team who somehow thought it would help. Sadly
> pretty much everything Heather does thinking it will help only hurts
> her more. The book is titled, "The Unsinkable Heather Mills." Doesn't
> that already make you want to punch her in the face? I mean you
> probably already wanted to punch her in the face, but doesn't that
> make you want to do it twice?
I was under the impression that it's an unauthorized biography, not an
autobiography.
Angie
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> Calling her "heathen" s like an insult, right?
Yes.
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> On Nov 14, 8:24 pm, Newsreading.F...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > Heather has decided to write a book, and Cindy Adams received a copy
> > of the rough draft.
> I was under the impression that it's an unauthorized biography, not an
> autobiography.
No.
O'Leary III
>> Calling her "heathen" s like an insult, right?
>
> Yes.
You showed her.
uly...@mscomm.com
reporting that one of Paul's stipulations in their divorce is that
this bovine keeps her mouth permanently shut. He is paying out oodles
of money with the express written stipulation she can never discuss
him or their private life or anything about their marriage.
How can this raving loon now "write" a book with juicy Paul gossip in
it?
comi...@hotmail.com
> I was under the impression that it's an unauthorized biography, not an
> autobiography.
She is writing one, though. She got an advance for it.
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wrote:
I know; it smarts, right?? *wink!*
...she did seem vaguely put off when I attempted to decline her
autographed 8 by 10 at a fashion show in L.A. years ago; she gave the
bleedin' thing to me, anyway.
Jeff
Are you serious? LOL Good for you. Haha.
O'Leary III
>>>> Calling her "heathen" s like an insult, right?
>>> Yes.
>> You showed her.
>
> I know; it smarts, right?? *wink!*
>
> ...she did seem vaguely put off when I attempted to decline her
> autographed 8 by 10 at a fashion show in L.A. years ago; she gave the
> bleedin' thing to me, anyway.
And now look at you. You've made it.
Sean Carroll
> Newsreading.F...@gmail.com wrote:
>>The book is titled, "The Unsinkable Heather Mills." Doesn't
>>that already make you want to punch her in the face? I mean you
>>probably already wanted to punch her in the face, but doesn't that
>>make you want to do it twice?
> I was under the impression that it's an unauthorized biography, not an
> autobiography.
It's an unauthorised autobiography. Heather didn't give herself
permission to write it.
--
--Sean
http://spclsd223.livejournal.com/
House: I think I'm going blind.
Wilson: Hairy palms, too?
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Quite.
>LOL Good for you. Haha.
Why thank you!
I see this Heathen's hired the PERFECT publicist...perfectly
represents her...so articulate & classy...
Source: perezhilton
""Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It's not going away. And
during this divorce they [the media] will need access and are not
going to get it. They are assholes. There are limits and they make fun
of her. They've crossed the line. Believe me, all these outlets will
be sorry. It's good for me because I'm saving time by cutting them out
of my schedule. A bunch of them are idiots, somebody should shut them
up. I'm so happy doing this, I'll take what comes my way. They want to
take me down? I'll take them down with me."
- Heather Mills' brilliant new publicist, Michele Elyzabeth tells the
NY Post"
RichL
Laura D
truthful and unauthorized. I'm looking for one any minute though. That will
be her next tirade. Oh, that's right she's cut off the media "idots" she
announced today, that means any press that tell the unflatering truth about
her or point out what a ranting looney she continues to make of herself;
maybe we'll finally be free of seeing her everyday.
I Believe In Yesterday,
Laura D.