Some actual Sarah Palin QUOTES on a few political issues:

- On Creationism:
The simple yet elegantly awkward moose proves God's creation and not
evolution is the source of all life. How could something as oddly shaped
and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called "natural
selection?" Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a
dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers
to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known sense of humor,
I mean He made the platypus too.

- On oil exploration and drilling in the ANWR:
God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures,
lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products
we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow
machines and fishing boats. Now, as to the ANWR, Todd and I often
enjoying caribou hunting and one year we shot up a herd big time, I mean
I personally slaughtered around 40 of them with my new, at the time,
custom Austrian hunting rifle. And guess what? That caribou herd is
still around and even bigger than ever. Caribou herds actually need
culling, be it by rifles or wolves, or Exxon-Mobil oil rigs, they do
just great!