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Twibil

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May 13, 2012, 10:32:34 PM5/13/12
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Riding north on the I-15 this afternoon about twenty miles north of
Sandy Eggo and caught up with a trio of chopped Harleys heading north
in the fast lane.

The lead bike had a girl riding on the back, and her hunched-over-
forward position caught my eye as I came up on them -so I glanced
over to see if she seemed to be okay.

She was texting.

@*o*@

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May 14, 2012, 1:23:37 PM5/14/12
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On May 13, 7:32 pm, Twibil <nowayjo...@gmail.com> wrote:

> The lead bike had a girl riding on the back, and her hunched-over-
> forward position caught my eye as I came up on them  -so I glanced
> over to see if she seemed to be okay.
>
> She was texting.

You should stop outlaw types and read them the riot act about their
observed misconduct, instead of being a sissified little cunt and
telling reeky about it.

Twibil

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May 14, 2012, 3:09:54 PM5/14/12
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1.) Poor Krusty: Could be out riding (if he owned a bike) but he'd
rather hide in his leaky house trailer and hate those who do.

2.) Your reading skills haven't improved: the biker wasn't texting.

3.) A real live outlaw biker friend of mine from Nova Scotia will be
riding down the Central Valley from the Bay Area to say hello sometime
in the next couple of days. Retired Canadian Army sniper (Yes; the
Canadian Army has snipers.)
Would you like me to give him your address?

Required cautionary statement: He does not have my inherently
friendly, outgoing nature or my forgiving disposition, and he *does*
play the banjo.

Bob Myers

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May 16, 2012, 2:03:59 PM5/16/12
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On Monday, May 14, 2012 3:09:54 PM UTC-4, Twibil wrote:
> Required cautionary statement: He does not have my inherently
> friendly, outgoing nature or my forgiving disposition, and he *does*
> play the banjo.

So they're finally requiring banjo players to warn people about that little character flaw in advance? ;-)

Bob M.


Twibil

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May 16, 2012, 6:19:19 PM5/16/12
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On May 16, 11:03 am, Bob Myers <bobmyer...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> > Required cautionary statement:  He does not have my inherently
> > friendly, outgoing nature or my forgiving disposition, and he *does*
> > play the banjo.
>
> So they're finally requiring banjo players to warn people about that little character flaw in advance? ;-)

Nah. I'm just being polite and giving fair warning.

My friend, however, is an ex-sniper: a group not known for their habit
of yelling "DUCK!" before pulling the trigger -or playing "Foggy
Mountain Breakdown", either.

(Interesting aside: he spent last night in Delano, CA; only a stone's
throw from old Krusty's crumbling house trailer. If Krusty had known,
he'd have been in Cleveland. And still accelerating.)

@*o*@

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May 17, 2012, 1:21:48 PM5/17/12
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On May 14, 12:09 pm, Twibil <nowayjo...@gmail.com> wrote:

> 3.)  A real live outlaw biker friend of mine from Nova Scotia will be
> riding down the Central Valley from the Bay Area to say hello sometime
> in the next couple of days.   Retired Canadian Army sniper (Yes; the
> Canadian Army has snipers.)
> Would you like me to give him your address?

By all means. I'll take him out shooting "cans."

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