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HydrogenBomb

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Jul 18, 2008, 5:41:17 PM7/18/08

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Looks like he knows how to live large!!
http://notsafeforkids.com/?page_id=1445

Beav

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Jul 18, 2008, 6:15:31 PM7/18/08

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"HydrogenBomb" <j...@hydrogenbomb.com> wrote in message
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> Looks like he knows how to live large!!
> http://notsafeforkids.com/?page_id=1445

See that pile of brain dead shit in the corner? That's you, that is.

David T. Ashley

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Jul 18, 2008, 10:24:13 PM7/18/08

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"HydrogenBomb" <j...@hydrogenbomb.com> wrote in message
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> Looks like he knows how to live large!!
> http://notsafeforkids.com/?page_id=1445

Your girlfriend in the photo looks quite a bit younger than you.

Twibil

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Jul 18, 2008, 10:45:44 PM7/18/08

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On Jul 18, 7:24 pm, "David T. Ashley" <d...@e3ft.com> wrote:

> Your girlfriend in the photo looks quite a bit younger than you.

And this is bad because...?

Uncle Vic

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Jul 18, 2008, 11:46:56 PM7/18/08

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Because she's fucking fat. She'd reduce the quarter-mile time of your
average Harley to that of a Ford Focus. She'd toast your rings. Gunk your
plugs. Crack your rods.

Oh well, at least all those folds would make for a fun evening, even if you
don't manage to find the main one...

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04 Kawasaki Vulcan Nomad
92 Honda Nighthawk 750

Twibil

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Jul 19, 2008, 3:00:02 AM7/19/08

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On Jul 18, 8:46 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:

> >> Your girlfriend in the photo looks quite a bit younger than you.
>
> > And this is bad because...?
>
> Because she's fucking fat.

And what, pray, does that have to do with the age difference we were
speaking of?

Or do you perhaps suffer from Tourette's Syndrome and uncontrollably
spout random non-sequiters?

HydrogenBomb

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Jul 19, 2008, 7:43:53 PM7/19/08

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hahahaha

Uncle Vic

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Jul 20, 2008, 1:35:56 AM7/20/08

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One fine day in rec.motorcycles, Twibil <jose....@gmail.com> wrote:

You forgot to include an isatiable thirst for Coors Light. Oh, and I'm
fucking fat too. :-)

http://home.inreach.com/vicman/vicbar.jpg

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Uncle Vic
04 Kawasaki Nomad
92 CB750

Beav

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Jul 20, 2008, 4:25:28 AM7/20/08

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"Uncle Vic" <add...@withheld.com> wrote in message
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You're bloody right too :-)

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Turby

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Jul 20, 2008, 5:04:41 AM7/20/08

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On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 09:25:28 +0100, "Beav"
<beavis....@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:

>"Uncle Vic" <add...@withheld.com> wrote in message

>> You forgot to include an isatiable thirst for Coors Light. Oh, and I'm

>> fucking fat too. :-)
>>
>> http://home.inreach.com/vicman/vicbar.jpg
>
>You're bloody right too :-)

How the hell did bikers ever acquire a macho sexy reputation?

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Ben Kaufman

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Jul 20, 2008, 8:29:41 AM7/20/08

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On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:46:56 GMT, Uncle Vic <add...@withheld.com> wrote:

>One fine day in rec.motorcycles, Twibil <jose....@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Jul 18, 7:24 pm, "David T. Ashley" <d...@e3ft.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Your girlfriend in the photo looks quite a bit younger than you.
>>
>> And this is bad because...?
>>
>>
>
>Because she's fucking fat. She'd reduce the quarter-mile time of your
>average Harley to that of a Ford Focus. She'd toast your rings. Gunk your
>plugs. Crack your rods.
>
>Oh well, at least all those folds would make for a fun evening, even if you
>don't manage to find the main one...

The picture reminds me of the deep see Angler fish, where the male attaches to
the female and becomes a parasite.

Ben

Uncle Vic

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Jul 20, 2008, 3:52:30 PM7/20/08

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By force?

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Beav

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Jul 21, 2008, 4:56:25 PM7/21/08

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"Turby" <turbo...@beach.comber> wrote in message
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How did they acquire so much belly?

Turby

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Jul 22, 2008, 3:21:25 AM7/22/08

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1. Sitting in the saddle rather than burning calories.
2. Being American. Obesity is a national obsession.

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Classic Rider

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Aug 20, 2008, 2:55:12 AM8/20/08

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On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:35:56 GMT, Uncle Vic <add...@withheld.com>
wrote:

>You forgot to include an isatiable thirst for Coors Light

Ever had a REAL beer?
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Classic Rider

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Aug 20, 2008, 2:55:37 AM8/20/08

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On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:04:41 -0700, Turby <turbo...@beach.comber>
wrote:

>How the hell did bikers ever acquire a macho sexy reputation?

Rape. That's what they are known for.

Classic Rider

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Aug 20, 2008, 2:58:46 AM8/20/08

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On Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:21:25 -0700, Turby <turbo...@beach.comber>
wrote:

>>How did they acquire so much belly?
>
>1. Sitting in the saddle rather than burning calories.

Mostly it's drinking that watered down swill they call American Beer.

2. Being American. Obesity is a national obsession.

Not entirely. It's mostly a matter of the hormones and antibiotics
used to produce meat and other products that affect humans as they did
the other herd animals.

Here in Baltimore among those who eat mostly chicken the boys and
girls are developing breasts and becoming sexually mature as young as
6 years old.

But then the better nourished girls are dressing and acting like
prostitutes at 12 so I'm not sure if this is a result of food
adulteration.

By the way, it's illegal to criticize the US food industry. Oprah was
sued for criticizing beef here in the land of food recalls.

Classic Rider

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Aug 20, 2008, 3:00:28 AM8/20/08

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On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:29:41 -0400, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-p...@pobox.com> wrote:

>The picture reminds me of the deep see Angler fish, where the male attaches to
>the female and becomes a parasite.

You just described Baltimore culture perfectly. That's just
Baltimore. The illegal immigrants have normal family structures while
the typical Baltimore countian is more like a dog, breeding at every
chance with disloyalty to all.

In the city it's the females who rule, starting with the mayor.