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Erin Mungan

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Dec 19, 2009, 7:47:48 PM12/19/09
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
creature was stirring, not Schestowitz the louse.

The SPAM was queued up in the pipeline with glee in the hope that
some web hits Roy would soon see.

With Wendy at the whorehouse and Liarmutt smoking grass, Roy had
just settled down to play with his ass.

When out on the lawn Roy heard such a clatter, he dropped the KY to
see what's the matter!
Looking through the window Roy saw a big dick (no it wasn't Willy
Poaster),
he knew in a minute it must be Saint Nick!

Nick came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, Roy knew in a minute
the old fucker fell.

He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber
dildo for Marti the queer.

Then he shot up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
so powerful and strong
it blew the place apart!

He swore and cursed as he rode out of sight
Linux sucks dick,,,
and piss on you all,,,,,,
this cold xmas nite.

Roy Schestowitz

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Dec 19, 2009, 9:49:07 PM12/19/09
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<snip Gary Stewart's gay fantasies with excrement fetish />

*plonk*

Have you used over 1,000 different pseudonyms already?
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Erin Mungan

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Dec 19, 2009, 10:27:05 PM12/19/09
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In article <1627788.N...@schestowitz.com>,
newsg...@schestowitz.com says...

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> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> Hash: SHA1
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> <snip Gary Stewart's gay fantasies with excrement fetish />
>
> *plonk*
>

The truth hurts, hey SlimeOwitz?

You're not fooling anyone.
Especially the dean of your school, the alumni associataion president,
and so forth.

They have all been informed of your leaching tactics.

They are just figuring out how to deal with a leach like you.
All in good time.
All in good time.


Get ready to start paying for your Internet SPAM tube...


Bwaaaaa!

Marti van Lin

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Dec 20, 2009, 3:13:33 PM12/20/09
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Erin Mungan wrote:
<snip>

> He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber
> dildo for Marti the queer.

I bet your fellow heterosexuals are proud of you!

<snip>

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|_|0|_| Marti van Lin (ML2MST)
|_|_|0| http://sites.google.com/site/ml2mst
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chrisv

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Dec 21, 2009, 8:55:01 AM12/21/09
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mentally-ill troll flatfish wrote:

>Twas the night before

*plonk*

Ivan Marsh

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Dec 21, 2009, 11:30:45 AM12/21/09
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Erin Mungan wrote:

Thank you for showing me, this holiday season, that no matter how I may be
feeling about my life, the world, and existence in general that there is
someone far more pathetic and in need of help in this world.

I send you my most sincere holiday wishes and hope that you find something
even remotely useful to do with your life.

--
"All right, all right, if it will make you happy, I will overthrow society."
  - Philip J. Fry

High Plains Thumper

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Dec 22, 2009, 4:19:49 AM12/22/09
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S'mee wrote:
> Erin Mungan (Flatfish) wrote:
>
> <YAWN> little limp dicked boys who haven't passed puberty shouldn't
> post to USENET...much less anywhere else.

<crossposts to comp.os.linux.advocacy and alt.os.linux snipped>

Figuring that Flatfish is now in his 60's, he pro'ly needs a bigger
motorcycle to make up for declining testosterone, except he's a
perpetual cager.

But you are right about his posting maturity level, that of child.

Rather sad, actually. He crossposted crap to rec.audio.pro, claiming
the virtues of expensive Windows based audio editing software in
professional recording studios. First response was, "Oh, God, not this
idiot again. Please, take this somewhere else."

--
HPT

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