OT- Mother Lode of Bumper/Helmet stickers
Greas...@bellsouth.net
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2.Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3.If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4.Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5.If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6.Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7.If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little
Better.
8.My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9.Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10.To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11.If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek
Counseling.
12.Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13.If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14.Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15.It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16.If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17.You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18.The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19.I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
20.This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
21.So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
22.Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23.If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
24.The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
25.Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
26.Illiterate? Write For Help
27.Honk If Anything Falls Off
28.Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
29.He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
30.I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
31.You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32.I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
33.Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
37.If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
38.Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
39.If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside
Down, On A Jeep]
40.Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For
70mph.
41.Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To
Be Seen On A Restaurant]
42.If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like
Jabba The Hut?
43.Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
44.Ax Me About Ebonics
45.Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
46.Boldly Going Nowhere
47.Cat: The Other White Meat
48.Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
49.Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
50.Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
51.Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
52.How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
53.If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
54.Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
55.Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
56.My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
57.GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
58.All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
59.Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
60.I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
61.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
62.BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
63.So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
64.I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
65.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Ride Safe!
Greasy Rider
'97 FLHTCI Lehman Trike
The RMH parking lot: http://209.27.24.92/usr/mel/rmh/vbg.htm
JMark
>
> TOP BUMPER/HELMET STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD
>
> 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
<snip>
One of my favorites seen on a woman's helmet:
"I wanna be like Barbie, that bitch has everything!"
--
JMark
LFS4,SENS,BS83
Durth
1. Red meat isn't bad, it's the green fuzzy stuff that can hurt you.
2. I woke up this morning sticky, broken, & confused.
3. 10,00 battered womon and I'm still eating mine plain?
4. I'm just driving thisway to piss you off.
5. Fuck you, I have enough friends.
OK a couple were t-shirts.
Durth
<Greas...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> TOP BUMPER/HELMET STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD
>
> 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
Jesse Bolt
10,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain
A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN FRONT
ABANDON THE SEARCH FOR TRUTH
SETTLE FOR A GOOD FANTASY
Ain't Nothin' Like An 800-Pound Vibrator
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS I FELL IN LOVE WITH THEIR KING
ALL STRESSED OUT NO ONE TO CHOKE
AMERICAN BOYS RIDE AMERICAN TOYS
AMERICAN BY BIRTH BIKER BY CHOICE
ANIMAL LOVER MEN INCLUDED
ANY TIME ANY PLACE ANY BIKE
Anybody Got A Lude?
ASK ME IF I CARE
ASS GAS OR GRASS NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
Ax Me About Ebonics
BACK OFF I'M A POSTAL WORKER
BAD BOYS RIDE HARLEYS
Bad Girls Wanted
BAD To The BONE
BADASS TOYS FOR BADASS BOYS
BADASS TOYS FOR BADASS GIRLS
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
BEEN THERE BROKE THAT
BEEN THERE! DONE THAT! WHAT'S NEXT?
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore
BEING A BIKER IS NOT ILLEGAL
BIG IS BETTER
BIKE PROTECTED BY SMITH & WESSON
Bikers Have More Fun Than People Do
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Boldly Going Nowhere
BORN AGAIN BITCH
BORN TO RAISE HELL
BORN WILD
BRUNETTES REALLY HAVE MORE FUN
BYTE THIS
Calling You STUPID Would Be An INSULT to STUPID People
CAN YOU TRUST YOUR GOVERNMENT? ASK AN INDIAN
Cat: The Other White Meat
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
CAUTION: I GO FROM ZERO TO BITCH IN UNDER THAN 2 SECONDS
CAUTION RETARD ON BOARD
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Constipated People Don't Give A Shit
COVER ME I'M CHANGING LANES
CRASHIN' SUCKS
DANGEROUS TOY
Dangerous Toys For DANGEROUS BOYS
DESERT STORM VETERAN
DILLIGAF?
DIRTY WHITE BOY
DISCO STILL SUCKS
DO IT IN THE DIRT
Do It On A HARLEY
DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO UNTO YOU
DOING MY PART TO PISS OFF THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
Don't Call 'Em BIKERS 'Til You See 'Em RIDE
DON'T FUCK WITH ME I'M A LOCAL BITCH
Don't Get MAD GET EVEN
DON'T LIKE GUNS? DON'T BUY ANY!
DON'T PISS ME OFF I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
Don't Sweat Y2K
DON'T TALK TO MY TITS
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
Everyone Has The Right To Be Ugly But You Abuse The Privilege
F.T.W.
FACING DEATH EVERY WEEKEND IS WHAT KEEPS ME ALIVE
FADS DON'T HAVE 95th BIRTHDAYS
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET
FEAR THIS
Few Women Admit Their Age Fewer Men Act It
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
FIGHT CRIME SHOOT FIRST
Forget About World Peace Visualize Using Your Turn Signals
Friends Don't Let Friends Ride Hondas
Friends Don't Let Friends Ride Kawasakis
Friends Don't Let Friends Ride Rice
Friends Don't Let Friends Ride Suzukis
Friends Don't Let Friends Ride Yamahas
FUCK CENSORSHIP
FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS
GIRLS KICK ASS
GO HARD OR GO HOME
Good Girl Gone Bad
GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE
GOT BEER?
GRAVITY SUCKS
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN
Gun Control Is Being Able To HIT Your TARGET
GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
HAIRDO BY HELMET
Harleys Don't Leak - They Just Mark Their Spot
HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR BIKE TODAY?
He who dies with the most TOYS -- Still DIES
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
HELMET LAWS REALLY SUCK
HELMET LAWS STILL SUCK
Helmet Laws Suck
HELMETS CAUSE HEAD INJURIES
HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
HONK TO SEE FINGER
HORN BROKEN WATCH FOR FINGER
How Am I Riding? Dial 1-800-Eat-Shit
How Do You Spell Relief? B-L-O-W J-O-B
How Do You Spell Relief? M-O-R-E S-E-X
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON A DAY. TODAY AIN'T YOUR DAY!
I Can't Ride 55
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
I DON'T DATE GIRLS WHO USE 4 LETTER WORDS LIKE QUIT STOP or DON'T
I Don't Give a Shit I Don't Take Any Shit I'm Not In The Shit Business
I DON'T NEED VIAGRA
I Don't Need Your Attitude I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT
I Go From Zero To Horny In Just One Beer
I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY HUSBAND IT WAS A GOOD TRADE
I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY WIFE IT WAS A GOOD TRADE
I HAVE PMS AND A GUN ANY QUESTIONS?
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU - I NEED YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH
I MAKE SHIT HAPPEN
I MAY BE A BITCH BUT I'M GOOD AT IT
I NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD ARE YOU REALLY BAD?
I ONLY DO HARLEYS I ONLY DO HARLEY MEN
I REALLY LIKE SEX
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
I SAID NO TO DRUGS BUT THEY DIDN'T LISTEN
I SUFFER FROM C.R.S. Can't Remember Shit
I TRIED BEING NORMAL I DIDN'T LIKE IT
I USED TO BE DISGUSTED NOW I'M JUST AMUSED
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
I WISH I WAS BARBIE, THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING
I woke up this morning sticky, broken, & confused
I'D LIKE TO SCREW YOUR BRAINS OUT BUT SOMEBODY BEAT ME TO IT
I'D MUCH RATHER BE RACING MOTOCROSS
I'D RATHER EAT WORMS THAN RIDE A HONDA
I'LL BE SOBER IN THE MORNING BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE STUPID
I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours
I'M DRIVING THIS WAY TO PISS YOU OFF
I'm Going Nucking futs
I'M NOT PREJUDICED I HATE EVERYBODY
I'm Not That Bitch That Fell Off
I'm Not Your Role Model
I'm The Person Your Mother Warned You About
I'M WITH STUPID
I've Only Got One Nerve Left AND YOU'RE ON IT
IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN AIRPORT
If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling
IF EVERYTHING'S COMING YOUR WAY YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE
If I Could Ride Her As Much As I Ride My Bike I'D BE HOME NOW
If I Have To Explain You Wouldn't Understand
IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS YOU MUST BE ORGASMIC
If It Flies Floats or Fucks It's Cheaper To RENT IT
If It Has Tires Or Testicles It WILL Give You PROBLEMS
If It Has TITS Or WHEELS It WILL Give You PROBLEMS
If My Music Is TOO Loud You're TOO Old
If RIDER Is INJURED Do NOT REMOVE HELMET
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better
If The Ride's Too Long YOU'RE TOO OLD
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The
Hut?
IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT I'M CHEAP FAST AND EASY
IF WE CAN'T GET ALONG LET'S GET IT ON
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over
[Seen Upside Down]
IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE BITCH FELL OFF
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets
IF YOU CAN'T FEED 'EM DON'T BREED 'EM
If You Can't Ride It Or Take It To Bed It Ain't Worth Having
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut
If You Don't Have A Bike YOU'RE NOT A BIKER!
If You Drink, Don't Park,
Accidents Cause People
If You Think Sex Is A Pain In The Ass YOU'RE DOIN' IT WRONG!
If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass
If You're Not Into Oral Sex KEEP YOUR MOUTN SHUT!
Ignorance Can Be Cured STUPID is FOREVER
Illiterate? Write For Help
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"
Is There Life Before Coffee?
IT DON'T HURT 'Til The Bone Shows
IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU
IT'S A BIKER THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
IT'S DAYS LIKE THIS I WISH I STILL DID DRUGS
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger
JESUS IS COMING LOOK BUSY
Jesus Loves You! Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole
Just Don't Start
LEFT - RIGHT
LEGALIZE MARIJUANA
Let Those Who Ride DECIDE
LIFE IS SHORT DON'T BE A DICK
Life Without A Harley Would Be No Life At All!
LOOKING FOR A FEW BAD GIRLS
LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES
Love Your Country Fear Your Government
Made In The USA
MAKE LOVE - NOT WAR OR GET MARRIED AND DO BOTH
Make Welfare As Hard To Get As A Building Permit
MEAN PEOPLE KICK ASS
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
Milwaukee 1998 I WAS THERE
Mobile Non-Smoking Area
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
MY COMPUTER GOES DOWN ON ANYBODY, I DON'T
MY COMPUTER SOMETIMES GOES DOWN ON ME!
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant
MY NAME IS JACK SHIT YOU DON'T KNOW ME
My Next Big Break In Life Will Probably Be My Leg
MY OTHER BIKE IS UP MY NOSE
MY OTHER TOY HAS TITS
MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS NOT YOU
MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS OFTEN
MY SON BEATS UP HONOR STUDENTS
NAUGHTY BY NATURE
Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One
No FAT Chicks
NO GLOVE - NO LOVE
No Matter How Good She Looks
Someone Somewhere Is Tired Of Her Shit
No Pain No Gain
NO TOOLS LOANED!
OBEY GRAVITY IT'S THE LAW
ONCE YOU'RE OVER THE HILL YOU JUST PICK UP SPEED
ONE TRACK MIND
PAIN IS INEVITABLE MISERY IS OPTIONAL
PAIN IS TEMPORARY TROPHIES ARE FOREVER
PEOPLE WHO SAY THINGS SUCK --- SUCK
PISS OFF
Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point
POW - MIA YOU'RE NOT FORGOTTEN
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
PROUD TO BE PRO CHOICE
PUT SOMETHING EXCITING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS RIDE A HARLEY
QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE
Racial Pride
REAL Men Ride MOTORCYCLES
Real Men Wanted
Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes THEY HAVE POWER SURGES
REAL Women Ride MOTORCYCLES
Reality Is A Nice Place To Visit But I Wouldn't Want To Live There
REALITY SUCKS
Red meat isn't bad, it's the green fuzzy stuff that can hurt you
REEFER POWER
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph
REPEAL HELMET LAWS
RIDE AMERICAN SPEAK ENGLISH
RIDE FAST OR BE LAST
RIDE NAKED
RIDE WITH PRIDE
SAVE THE WHALES COLLECT THE WHOLE SET
SAVE YOUR BREATH FOR YOUR INFLATIBLE DOLL
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
SCOOTER TRASH
SCREW HELMET LAWS
SECOND PLACE IS NOT AN OPTION
Sex Instructor
Sex Machine
SEX ON TELEVISION CAN'T HURT YOU UNLESS YOU FALL OFF
SHE SAYS I DON'T LISTEN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
SIZE MATTERS
Smile If You're HORNY
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
STOP STARING AT MY TITS
STURGIS BEEN THERE DONE THAT
SUICIDE IS A WAY OF TELLING GOD YOU CAN'T FIRE ME - I QUIT
SWORN TO FUN LOYAL TO NONE
Thank You For Pot Smoking
That's MISS Bitch Asshole
That's QUEEN Bitch
The Best Times In Life Are DANGEROUS
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
The Older I Get The Better I Was
There's No Life Like Low Life
This Bike EATS Hondas And PUKES Yamahas
THIS Bitch Doesn't Fall Off
This Helmet Worn Under PROTEST
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing
Too LOUD? TOO BAD!
Turn On The Gas
Turn On The Gas DUMMY
USA SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT
VIETNAM BEEN THERE - DONE THAT
VIETNAM VETERAN
WANNA DIE? STEAL THIS HELMET!
WANTED BAD GIRLS
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
WARNING I DRIVE LIKE YOU DO
WEEKEND BIKER
What I Lack In Height
I Make Up For In Lenght
What Part Of NO Don't You Understand?
When All Else Fails Read The Instructions
WHEN IN DOUBT GAS IT!
WHEN THE GREEN FLAG DROPS THE BULL SHIT STOPS
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
WHO CARES WHO'S ON BOARD?
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
WILL WORK FOR SEX
Winning Isn't Everything BUT LOSING SUCKS
WORN UNDER PROTEST
YES - IT'S FAST
NO - YOU CAN'T RIDE IT
YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMAN UNTIL YOU MEET HER IN COURT
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
Your Bike SUCKS