Latest South Park episode
EZ
now. 'Course, it will probably revive the whole loud pipes thing.
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| ____| |__ / Larry from St. Louis, MO
| _| / / SENS, MAMBM, MISFIT, TOMKAT, EKIII
| |___ / /_ BS #269 DOF #(I forget)
|_____| /____| 105th Anniversary Edition Ultra
c
well if sticking my hard, spinning shaft up the rear waste output
until baffle-deep penetration, letting all those hot metal bits spurt
around in there...
i guess you can call me the owner of a new harley ^_^
put this man's drinks on my tab!
-c
(ps drililng out the catalytic converter too)
Stupendous Man
news:h9i4f551fu60gd693...@4ax.com...
> Hilarious. Lots of Harley content. I'm watching it on my DVR right
> now. 'Course, it will probably revive the whole loud pipes thing.
They had a good idea. If a bunch of men call loud attention-craving bikers
"fags", there would be fights, but if every kid in America calls them fags,
what can they do? I cant imagine the an outlaw club being stupid enough to
beat up kids at their own toy run.
Seriously, a few bikes being loud was cool 30 years ago, but now they are
all just ignorant sheep following the herd. Most of the Harleys made in the
last 25 years will idle without incessant throttle twisting. Try it.
--
Stupendous Man,
Defender of Freedom, Advocate of Liberty
Road Glidin' Don
> "EZ" <EZ.Ri...@NOSPAM.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> Seriously, a few bikes being loud was cool 30 years ago, but now they are
> all just ignorant sheep following the herd.
Whatever floats peoples' boats, I guess. My impression is that those
who are most insecure exhibit the greatest need to mock anything that
remotely smacks of masculinity. I suppose it's a coping strategy.
Childish, but it obviously makes certain people feel more validated.
But, but, but, but...... those people with loud pipes are the
childish ones!!!! Right?
Uh huh, suuuuuuure they are.
My wife and I just picked up her new Harley with louder-than-stock
(Vance & Hines) pipes yesterday. And yup, every other woman I know
has loud pipes her bike too.... But it all makes sense! Women are
suffering from small penis syndrome...
There's just no other, possible explanation! ;)
Vito
| Seriously, a few bikes being loud was cool 30 years ago, but now they are
| all just ignorant sheep following the herd. Most of the Harleys made in
the
| last 25 years will idle without incessant throttle twisting. Try it.
| --
racers wired them full open then used the kill button to control revs on the
line. Those ignorant of the reason race bikes went "voom voom" began doing
it to sound cool. Sort of like riding a motogp replica or wearing racing
leathers today.
Road Glidin' Don
> "Stupendous Man" <s...@trap.com> wrote
I thought it was because, back then, people often advanced the timing
- to the point they had to work the throttle to keep the engine
running while waiting at a stop.
Steve Mackay
<SNIP>
> Seriously, a few bikes being loud was cool 30 years ago, but now they
> are all just ignorant sheep following the herd. Most of the Harleys made
> in the last 25 years will idle without incessant throttle twisting. Try it.
What usually gets the best response is when backing up, and they're
revving it. I usually ask, "WOW, you've got reverse on that thing?". I
either get a dirty look, or just get a group laugh out of it.
I find the loud pipes just as annoying as the loud, and obnoxious
stereos booming. All 3 of my bikes have stock pipes.
Steve Mackay
> On Nov 5, 9:19 am, "Stupendous Man" <s...@trap.com> wrote:
>> "EZ" <EZ.Ri...@NOSPAM.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>
>> Seriously, a few bikes being loud was cool 30 years ago, but now they are
>> all just ignorant sheep following the herd.
>
> Whatever floats peoples' boats, I guess. My impression is that those
> who are most insecure exhibit the greatest need to mock anything that
> remotely smacks of masculinity. I suppose it's a coping strategy.
You need loud pipes to prove your masculinity?
> Childish, but it obviously makes certain people feel more validated.
>
> But, but, but, but...... those people with loud pipes are the
> childish ones!!!! Right?
>
> Uh huh, suuuuuuure they are.
>
> My wife and I just picked up her new Harley with louder-than-stock
> (Vance & Hines) pipes yesterday. And yup, every other woman I know
> has loud pipes her bike too.... But it all makes sense! Women are
> suffering from small penis syndrome...
>
> There's just no other, possible explanation! ;)
Guess ya missed the following the herd comment, eh? :)
Vito
[ I thought it was because, back then, people often advanced the timing
[ to the point they had to work the throttle to keep the engine
[ running while waiting at a stop.
That's a new one on me but could be, especially before auto-advance
mechanisms.
Rand McNally
Watch the cross-posting, guys. Especially with winter coming on and all.
HAROM
--
Rand McNally BS#263
Brrrrumm! Vrumm! Vrumm! Vrumm! ...
BrianNZ
So she's suffering due to your penis size? :)
MikeWhy
> On Nov 5, 9:19 am, "Stupendous Man" <s...@trap.com> wrote:
>
>> Seriously, a few bikes being loud was cool 30 years ago, but now
>> they are all just ignorant sheep following the herd.
>
> Whatever floats peoples' boats, I guess. My impression is that those
> who are most insecure exhibit the greatest need to mock anything that
> remotely smacks of masculinity.
Making loud, inappropriate noises is a prepubescent pastime that crosses
gender lines. By that measure, the 4 y.o. granddaughter slamming pot lids on
the kitchen floor is more masculine than the loud jerkoff that just rode
past my open office window. It's a strange and confusing use of the word.
>
> Childish, but it obviously makes certain people feel more validated.
My thought exactly! ;)
> But, but, but, but...... those people with loud pipes are the
> childish ones!!!! Right?
>
> Uh huh, suuuuuuure they are.
>
> My wife and I just picked up her new Harley with louder-than-stock
> (Vance & Hines) pipes yesterday. And yup, every other woman I know
> has loud pipes her bike too.... But it all makes sense! Women are
> suffering from small penis syndrome...
I have noticed that about women's bikes. Extend that thought just a little
more, and see what you come up with. ;) There's hope for you yet.
MikeWhy
And they still haven't perfected the self-advance cam lobe.
BrianNZ
> Road Glidin' Don wrote:
>> On Nov 5, 9:19 am, "Stupendous Man" <s...@trap.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Seriously, a few bikes being loud was cool 30 years ago, but now
>>> they are all just ignorant sheep following the herd.
>>
>> Whatever floats peoples' boats, I guess. My impression is that those
>> who are most insecure exhibit the greatest need to mock anything that
>> remotely smacks of masculinity.
>
> Making loud, inappropriate noises is a prepubescent pastime that crosses
> gender lines. By that measure, the 4 y.o. granddaughter slamming pot
> lids on the kitchen floor is more masculine than the loud jerkoff that
> just rode past my open office window. It's a strange and confusing use
> of the word.
Sounds like jealousy to me. :) Anyone out riding is having more fun
than the guy sitting in the office judging a rider by the sound of
his/her exhaust?
Akrapovic race cans for me....nice and crisp!!
Prescott Niles
> You need loud pipes to prove your masculinity?
You "need" to silent to show your feminine side?
Stupendous Man
>- to the point they had to work the throttle to keep the engine
>running while waiting at a stop.
I had to on my BSA, the advancer was worn out. Once I went to electronic
advance it idles fine.
Stephen Cowell
Back in the day, the advance was on the handlebar grip...
you turned *both* grips to accelerate. Ultimate control!
Here's the real deal: either
1.) The idle is set real low, and they're trying to keep it running, or
2.) They like the sound, or
3.) Both. Why else set your idle so low?
And believe me, I've heard throttle-blipping from
*all* types of motorcycles, not just H-D. Guess
which was the most annoying? Straight pipes, of
any make.
__
Steve
.
LB
> "EZ" <EZ.Ri...@NOSPAM.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>
> news:h9i4f551fu60gd693...@4ax.com...
>
Most of the Harleys made in the
> last 25 years will idle without incessant throttle twisting. Try it.
> --
> Stupendous Man,
> Defender of Freedom, Advocate of Liberty
Let me be sure I understand: You celebrate a poorly-engnieered bike
that required constant revving to keep it running by carrying on the
tradition?
Cartman: "16 year old girls and you"
LB
No, he doesn't. Your manhood isn't attached to your respect for those
around you...
Stupendous Man
S'mee
Damn, you are a stupid uneducate shit when it comes to internal
combustion engines aren't you. I take it LB stands for Lame Brain.
Stupendous Man
> that required constant revving to keep it running by carrying on the
> tradition?
>Damn, you are a stupid uneducate shit when it comes to internal
>combustion engines aren't you. I take it LB stands for Lame Brain.
I don't know about that, but LB obviously does not comprehend the meaning of
the words that must have been read to him.
a summary.
Fast, quiet, precise, dependable, honest, GOOD.
Slow, noisey, crude, capricious, meretricious, BAD.
S'mee
> "> Let me be sure I understand: You celebrate a poorly-engnieered bike
>
> > that required constant revving to keep it running by carrying on the
> > tradition?
> >Damn, you are a stupid uneducate shit when it comes to internal
> >combustion engines aren't you. I take it LB stands for Lame Brain.
>
> I don't know about that, but LB obviously does not comprehend the meaning of
> the words that must have been read to him.
> a summary.
> Fast, quiet, precise, dependable, honest, GOOD.
> Slow, noisey, crude, capricious, meretricious, BAD.
Well it's been years since you got me with a werd...had to hit the ol'
milch kvow.
Meretricious:
1 : of or relating to a prostitute : having the nature of prostitution
<meretricious relationships>
2 a : tawdrily and falsely attractive <the paradise they found was a
piece of meretricious trash — Carolyn See> b : superficially
significant : pretentious <scholarly names to provide fig-leaves of
respectability for meretricious but stylish books — Times Literary
Supplement>
So, was it num...BER ONE! ORrrrrr, was it NUMBER TWO?!?!? People want
to know before they step in it. 8^)
--
Keith
Motorcycles ain't nuttin' but ho's an bitches.
MikeWhy
> On Nov 10, 8:24 am, "Stupendous Man" <s...@trap.com> wrote:
>> Fast, quiet, precise, dependable, honest, GOOD.
>> Slow, noisey, crude, capricious, meretricious, BAD.
>
> Well it's been years since you got me with a werd...had to hit the ol'
> milch kvow.
>
> Meretricious:
>
> 1 : of or relating to a prostitute : having the nature of prostitution
> <meretricious relationships>
> 2 a : tawdrily and falsely attractive <the paradise they found was a
> significant : pretentious <scholarly names to provide fig-leaves of
> Supplement>
>
>
> So, was it num...BER ONE! ORrrrrr, was it NUMBER TWO?!?!? People want
> to know before they step in it. 8^)
Fast is to Slow, as Quiet is to Noiesy[sic].
Dependable is to capricious, as Honest is to ...
(a) whorish
(b) pretentious
(c) all of the above
(d) none of the above
It's a tough one, Keith. ;)
S'mee
> S'mee wrote:
> > On Nov 10, 8:24 am, "Stupendous Man" <s...@trap.com> wrote:
> >> Fast, quiet, precise, dependable, honest, GOOD.
> >> Slow, noisey, crude, capricious, meretricious, BAD.
>
> > Well it's been years since you got me with a werd...had to hit the ol'
> > milch kvow.
>
> > Meretricious:
>
> > 1 : of or relating to a prostitute : having the nature of prostitution
> > <meretricious relationships>
> > 2 a : tawdrily and falsely attractive <the paradise they found was a
> > significant : pretentious <scholarly names to provide fig-leaves of
> > Supplement>
>
> > So, was it num...BER ONE! ORrrrrr, was it NUMBER TWO?!?!? People want
> > to know before they step in it. 8^)
>
> Fast is to Slow, as Quiet is to Noiesy[sic].
> Dependable is to capricious, as Honest is to ...
> (a) whorish
> (b) pretentious
> (c) all of the above
> (d) none of the above
>
That's not an answer... >8^|
Stupendous Man
>
> > So, was it num...BER ONE! ORrrrrr, was it NUMBER TWO?!?!? People want
> > to know before they step in it. 8^)
>
> Fast is to Slow, as Quiet is to Noiesy[sic].
> Dependable is to capricious, as Honest is to ...
> (a) whorish
> (b) pretentious
> (c) all of the above
> (d) none of the above
>
> It's a tough one, Keith. ;)- Hide quoted text -
That's not an answer... >8^|
Uhhh, 3, no E, no, umm, my final answer is "the larch"!.
MikeWhy
> On Nov 10, 12:14 pm, "MikeWhy" <boat042-nos...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> S'mee wrote:
>>> On Nov 10, 8:24 am, "Stupendous Man" <s...@trap.com> wrote:
>>>> Fast, quiet, precise, dependable, honest, GOOD.
>>>> Slow, noisey, crude, capricious, meretricious, BAD.
>>
>>> Well it's been years since you got me with a werd...had to hit the
>>> ol' milch kvow.
>>
>>> Meretricious:
>>
>>> 1 : of or relating to a prostitute : having the nature of
>>> prostitution <meretricious relationships>
>>> 2 a : tawdrily and falsely attractive <the paradise they found was a
>>> significant : pretentious <scholarly names to provide fig-leaves of
>>> Supplement>
>>
>>> So, was it num...BER ONE! ORrrrrr, was it NUMBER TWO?!?!? People
>>> want to know before they step in it. 8^)
>>
>> Fast is to Slow, as Quiet is to Noiesy[sic].
>> Dependable is to capricious, as Honest is to ...
>> (a) whorish
>> (b) pretentious
>> (c) all of the above
>> (d) none of the above
>>
>> It's a tough one, Keith. ;)- Hide quoted text -
>
> That's not an answer... >8^|
Yershittingme. It's (b). NUMBER TWO.
Tell ya what. You handle the ballistic firing tables and I'll do the rest.
Ben Kaufman
"douche" is the appropriate term for that behavior, not "fag." :-)
Ben
S'mee
doll...@pobox.com> wrote:
> That episode did not sit well with me because (and I'm sure most will agree)
> "douche" is the appropriate term for that behavior, not "fag." :-)
STOPSTOPSTOP!......look this is getting entirely too silly, if you
don't start acting reasonablly and making actual sense I'll have to
stop this thread post haste and move you along to the next one.
Thank you and good day.
S'mee
> Ben Kaufman <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-doll...@pobox.com> wrote innews:82hlf5lbijgegd0tr...@4ax.com:
>
> > That episode did not sit well with me because (and I'm sure most will
> > agree) "douche" is the appropriate term for that behavior, not "fag."
> > :-)
>
> difference between a Harley and a Hoover?"
Hoovers don't leak oil? <D&R>