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Dr Quin

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Nov 12, 2009, 10:06:15 PM11/12/09
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A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed
limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the
biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The
officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along
with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was
born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to
tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got
good grades.

When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
through college,medical school, internship, residency, and finally got
my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
school..

Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my
degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing
dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave
me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well,the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.

Then I was Fred Dingaling,MD with VD.

Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because
of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling
with VD.

Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

Dr. Quin BS#268
E85 FXSB Lowrider - 224K, still for sale $9k includes couple $k of spare parts
07 FLTR Slayer - 120k miles {we've just begun}

we are not evil
(just don't piss us off)
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AH#104

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Nov 13, 2009, 1:11:17 PM11/13/09
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al b
> m r 2 dux...

mr not

Berry Oakley

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Nov 13, 2009, 1:47:57 PM11/13/09
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AH#104 wrote:

> mr not

Mr.& MisDeMeanor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddepJFjtPGo

Takes me back to the days when Alice was real raw

Jinks

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Nov 13, 2009, 1:51:27 PM11/13/09
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:11:17 -0500, "AH#104" <AH...@yourhat.att.net>
wrote:

>al b
>> m r 2 dux...
>
>mr not

s m r

Jinks ('86FXRS, '07FLTR)
#64
Remember, "No good deed goes unpunished"

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DM

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Nov 13, 2009, 5:13:03 PM11/13/09
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Andy aka Big Stinkie wrote:

> M R dogs.
> M R Not!
> C M P N?
> L B. M *R* dogs!

A B, C D ducks?
L, M N O ducks
O S M R 2 ducks, C D E D B D eyes?

--
Fins BS#221 AH#135
2007 FLHTCU
I like cats. I just can't eat a whole one by myself.

AH#104

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Nov 13, 2009, 10:31:32 PM11/13/09
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Fins sed:

> O S M R 2 ducks, C D E D B D eyes?

MR Mice

Snag

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Nov 13, 2009, 11:54:19 PM11/13/09
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Jinks wrote:
> On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:11:17 -0500, "AH#104" <AH...@yourhat.att.net>
> wrote:
>
>> al b
>>> m r 2 dux...
>>
>> mr not
>
> s m r
>

ar ln & lc !


--
Snag
"90 FLHTCU "Strider"
'39 WLDD "PopCycle"
BS 132/SENS/DOF


Snag

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Nov 13, 2009, 11:56:05 PM11/13/09
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Andy aka Big Stinkie wrote:
> al b wrote:
>> big_piper wrote:
>>> al b wrote:
>>>> Steve Irving wrote:
>>>>> big_piper wrote:
>>>>>> Dr Quin wrote:
>>>>>> (snip)

>>>>>>> The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
>>>>>> That sir, it truly awful.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Coulda been worse.....
>>>>>
>>>>> Coulda been critiqued by Al..........
>>>>>
>>>> It wasn't too bad. Kinda like one of them 710 engine caps or ID
>>>> 10 T pc error jokes.
>>>>
>>> Fawk!
>>>
>>> 'Helmsman, is that a B-one RD off the port bow?'
>>> 'Yes sir. It appears to be a GU-eleven model.'
>>>
>>
>> m r 2 dux...

>>
>
> M R dogs.
> M R Not!
> C M P N?
> L B. M *R* dogs!

abcd girls
lmno girls
smrabsmr
alln , lc , & loee

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