Off Topic : Another MMMary fan? LONG
Moses/AKA Ric Flair
MMMary's fans over on yahoo. She has a legion of fans and support over
there too:
An Open Letter to Mary Cummins and Anyone Who Believes Her Shuck ’n’
Jive Bullshit
Before I address Ms Cummins directly, I’d like to identify myself for
the benefit of anyone reading these words. I’ll follow her example in
using that vague, quasi-anonymous approach Mary herself enjoys using
so much when she hypocritically pretends to pick up the cudgels in
defense of some biker lifestyle she believes she understands. In point
of fact, she wouldn’t recognize the biker lifestyle if it jumped up
her ass and shot off a .45.
Anyway, I’ve known Keith Ball for almost 23 years now, and I don’t
live in Beverly Hills, like some mouthy, holier-than-thou woman
crusader I could name. Whattaya got to say to that, Mizz Real Deal?
Since when does the biker world look toward some blithering, malicious
woman residing in Beverly Hills for enlightenment? I guess that out
there in the Real World of Beverly Hills, you’re just SURROUNDED by
that “biker lifestyle” you talk so much about, huh, Missy? Say, tell
me, are you and your trendy Spagos crowd still drinking Perrier Lite,
or have you dropped by The Sharper Image to buy a pair of designer
cojones, so that now you can drink actual undiluted water?
So how’s it feel when the sarcasm, vitriol, and innuendoes are aimed
YOUR way for a change, Mary? And let me tell you something else, Miz
Fountain-of-All-Truth-and-Knowledge—you couldn’t pass the
Tell-Shit-From-Shinola Test if they stuffed your nose into one of the
piles to give you a hint which was which.
Now, I gotta make a disclaimer of my own here. I never wanted to get
mixed up in this beef, and I held back saying anything for months.
Furthermore, the fact that I finally had read so much of your
distorted horseshit that I couldn’t resist replying doesn’t mean that
I, too, don’t have some problems with the changes in editorial
direction and content of Easyriders over the years, nor that I believe
that the New Regime (about whom, I know precious little, not being
privy to all the Unsupported Insider Info you spew out like a dog
puking up breakfast) is without fault.
And hell, Keith and I have certainly had our differences over the
years, and of course we’ve both changed some during that time. All
that may be a subject for future debate, but basically, what happened
is that I finally had a damned bellyful of your petty, vindictive,
lameass campaign against Paisano, and against Keith in particular. I
know bullshit when I read it, and believe me, I’ve been reading a
helluva lot of it lately.
To address these matters point-by-point would take forever, and
frankly I don’t really give a shit what anybody out there
believes—least of all, Ms Motorcycle and Magazine MENSA Momma, Mary
Cummins. Crap, I got a pair of boots older than you are, and I was
reading the magazine when you were still trying to pass the entrance
exam to get in the first grade. Anyhow, to go to the bottom line,
Mickey Mouse Mary, you finally managed to hit that ol’ biker
nerve—Fuck With My Brother, And You Fuck With Me. And lemme tell ya
something, when the time comes to get back-to-back and defend what has
to be defended, no one could ask for a better partner than Keith Ball.
But anyone who turns his back on you is asking to find a knife stuck
in it. And to hell with you or anyone else who thinks otherwise.
As a general observation, I note that you occasionally (but not often)
add an after-the-fact, double-tongued, sanctimonious, half-ass
disclaimer to your editorial comment (I refer especially to your
tacky, self-serving, smug Open Letter To John Martin) to the effect
that what you’ve said is “just your opinion.” Okay, honey, here’s MY
opinion of the stupid baloney you’ve been dishing up for your audience
to eat: The stuff you’ve written is as cheesy, cowardly, and
pathetically transparent an attempt to work the old
If-It’s-In-Print-It-Must-Be-True game as it has ever been my
displeasure to read. I need hardly point out, though I will, since you
apparently believe that you can get away with it indefinitely, Mizz
Majored-At-USC-In-
Computer-Generated-Statistics-And-Statistical-Analysis-But-Don’t-Seem-To-Have-Graduated-Until-I-Changed-Majors-To-Pursue-A-Degree-In-Jive-Bullshit
Cummins, that you fail to accompany most of your gutless allegations
with statistics that can be verified, assertions that can be
corroborated, or any damned reason at all why an objective reader
should believe a goddamn thing you say.
Wait—I’m wrong. I have no doubt that all the information contained in
the cheap shots and irrelevant character assassinations you toss
about—a person’s DUI case or a failed marriage, for example, is true.
I’d expect a candyass, craven volcano of misinformation to do her
ho-work (sorry, I meant homework—maybe I’ll get around to your ho-work
later) when it comes to weenie attacks having no bearing on the
subject. And I gotta ask--is your dragging all that stuff into the
spotlight an example of your commitment to the “biker lifestyle,”
Mary? Maybe I’m just old-fashioned, but back where I come from, taking
cheap, gratuitous, irrelevant shots at your opponent is considered a
chickenshit failure to show class. But, then, you wouldn’t know
anything about showing class, would you, Mizz Integrity Personified?
And by the way, Mother Theresa, how’d you like it if a few choice
facts about YOUR personal life came to light? You wanna tangle ass,
hot stuff? Wanna play hardball? Go for it.
In a nutshell, what miserably little you know about the magazine
publishing game, or the inside workings of Paisano, stems from your
brief romantic involvement with Keith Ball—the REAL target of your
two-faced acrimony. Christ, what you REALLY know about all this would
fit in a matchbox and still leave room for your brains and the heart
of a Harley-Davidson dealer. To date, Keith has refused to dignify
your bogus libel with a reply. So I’m stepping in to say that in MY
OPINION, you’re nothing but a mealy-mouthed, mean-spirited,
ex-semi-girlfriend, bent on revenge for injures you never suffered
(except to your king-sized ego), trying to conceal that fact under the
disguise of selfless concern for your murky notions of the “biker
lifestyle,” and for the “integrity” of Easyriders. Gimme a break—you
couldn’t find integrity with a roadmap. And for someone with such high
ideals when it comes to the integrity of Easyriders, all I can say is
that your porn site hypocritically flaunting the title, Realbiker, is
as big a joke as you are.
There’s plenty more I could say, but I’ll stop for right now. I leave
you with this thought for the day: Shut The Hell Up, Or It’s No More
Mr. Nice Guy.
End of copied post.
I wonder if MMMary tried to get his account terminated for free speech
also.
"I drank what?" Socrates
Not meant to offend the following:
1)Anyone with an I in their name.
2)Anyone named Socrates.
3)Anyone who has ever drank something.
4)Anyone with no sense of humor.
Moses
Dees's Fine Cigars
1-888-299-0222
http://www.c-gar.com
Dickhaid
> posted by another of
>MMMary's fans over on yahoo.
> Mizz
>Majored-At-USC-In-
>Computer-Generated-Statistics-And-Statistical-Analysis-But-Don’t-Seem-T
o-Have-Graduated-Until-I-Changed-Majors-To-Pursue-A-Degree-In-Jive-Bullshit
Cummins,
Ya know, if this guy has a fan club of his
own, sign me up! I love it, this man has got to have platinum plated balls the
size of Texas.
Somebodys gonna burn for these words, I can smell the smoke, from da flame
job ta come. I wish I didn't have to go to work tonite, this just gets better
and better and better.
Dick H BS #61
Yeah, and so what if I'M A Dick?
To respond by E-mail remove zerocrap from address.
AL3
Dear me, fella. That's a bad case of verbal diarrhea you got there.
Not at all impressed.
AL3
Wayne Fernandez
>I did not write any of the following. It was posted by another of
>MMMary's fans over on yahoo. She has a legion of fans and support over
>there too:
>
>An Open Letter to Mary Cummins and Anyone Who Believes Her Shuck ’n’
>Jive Bullshit
snip
I just love the smell of a well worked flame. This one was a thing of
beauty. Damn near brought tears to my eyes.
MWF
AH 52
Par Willen
> Moses/AKA Ric Flair wrote in message <37da604c.87688339@news>...
> >MMMary's fans over on yahoo. She has a legion of fans and support over
> >there too:
> >
> >An Open Letter to Mary Cummins and Anyone Who Believes Her Shuck ’n’
>
> >Jive Bullshit
>
>
> I just love the smell of a well worked flame. This one was a thing of
> beauty. Damn near brought tears to my eyes.
Most definitely, as good as they come. True textbook material and a sure
top contender and hands-down favourite to pick up the 1999 "Roto-Plook
Flame of The Year" title in the Top Fuel class. The jurys motivation for
nomination: "Although the mark was way too easy it's an absolute
brilliant piece of work that covers every single important aspect of the
art of flaming except stupidity".
Wayne, welcome back. You sure missed a hot weekend on the east coast of
Florida this summer ; )
Regards
PiPPi
#66, BS#13
MMMARYinLA
has thrown up more drugs than most people have ever taken." He was a writer for
Easyriders. Now he's sick and nuts with nothing better to do than listen to and
believe the drivel that spewed from my ex's mouth when he was drunk one night.
My ex had to blame someone for his current situation. EZR has subpoenaed that
board and knows the identities of all the posters. Sure they told him to knock
it off as we are having talks over other matters.
Notice he has not followed up on his idle threat. I'm still waiting. All bark
and no bite.
><37da604c.87688339@news>...
>>I did not write any of the following. It was posted by another of
>>MMMary's fans over on yahoo. She has a legion of fans and support over
>>there too:
>>
>>An Open Letter to Mary Cummins and Anyone Who Believes Her Shuck ’n’
>
>>Jive Bullshit
>
>
>snip
>
>I just love the smell of a well worked flame. This one was a thing of
>beauty. Damn near brought tears to my eyes.
>
>
> MWF
> AH 52
Mary
Remove spam to email
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Wayne Fernandez
>Wayne Fernandez wrote:
>
>> Moses/AKA Ric Flair wrote in message <37da604c.87688339@news>...
>> >MMMary's fans over on yahoo. She has a legion of fans and support over
>> >there too:
>> >
>> >An Open Letter to Mary Cummins and Anyone Who Believes Her Shuck ’n’
>>
>> >Jive Bullshit
>>
>>
>> I just love the smell of a well worked flame. This one was a thing of
>> beauty. Damn near brought tears to my eyes.
>
>top contender and hands-down favourite to pick up the 1999 "Roto-Plook
>Flame of The Year" title in the Top Fuel class. The jurys motivation for
>nomination: "Although the mark was way too easy it's an absolute
>brilliant piece of work that covers every single important aspect of the
>art of flaming except stupidity".
>
>Wayne, welcome back. You sure missed a hot weekend on the east coast of
>Florida this summer ; )
So I understand but then it sounds like you guys had a heck of a time in
spite of the heat.
MWF
AH 52
Wayne Fernandez
<19990910172547...@ng-fi1.aol.com>...
>Glad you enjoyed that little flame. It was written by a man who brags that
"he
>has thrown up more drugs than most people have ever taken." He was a writer
for
>Easyriders. Now he's sick and nuts with nothing better to do than listen to
and
>believe the drivel that spewed from my ex's mouth when he was drunk one
night.
>My ex had to blame someone for his current situation. EZR has subpoenaed
that
>board and knows the identities of all the posters. Sure they told him to
knock
>it off as we are having talks over other matters.
>
>Notice he has not followed up on his idle threat. I'm still waiting. All
bark
>and no bite.
Now that is funny.
MWF
AH 52
>><37da604c.87688339@news>...
>>>I did not write any of the following. It was posted by another of
>>>MMMary's fans over on yahoo. She has a legion of fans and support over
>>>there too:
>>>
>>>An Open Letter to Mary Cummins and Anyone Who Believes Her Shuck ’n’
>>
>>>Jive Bullshit
>>
>>
>>snip
>>
>>I just love the smell of a well worked flame. This one was a thing of
>>beauty. Damn near brought tears to my eyes.
>>
>>
Panhead
I wonder If I'm going to be brought to court as well? She did
say she was going to take legal action against me.
( I also wonder if my sharp stick will make it thru the metal
detector so as I can deflate her wonder bra. Ya think?)
Regards,
Pan-my lawyer can woop the snot out of yer lawyers-head
JohnBG
Moses/AKA Ric Flair wrote in message <37da604c.87688339@news>...
>MMMary's fans over on yahoo. She has a legion of fans and support over
>there too:
>
>An Open Letter to Mary Cummins and Anyone Who Believes Her Shuck ’n’
>Jive Bullshit
<snipped one of the all time best flames in history>
Now this is probably the best flame I have seen in here in a long time. My
hat's off to this guy.
JohnBG
97 FLHTPI
The impressed bastard in Central Florida
LFS #1
SENS
BS #65
Panhead
>
> Moses/AKA Ric Flair wrote in message <37da604c.87688339@news>...
> >MMMary's fans over on yahoo. She has a legion of fans and support over
> >there too:
> >
> >An Open Letter to Mary Cummins and Anyone Who Believes Her Shuck ’n’
> >Jive Bullshit
>
>
> Now this is probably the best flame I have seen in here in a long time. My
> hat's off to this guy.
He *IS* Moses after all!
(and he has quite a Flair to him!)
Pan-hey Riccy!-head AH™#49 HSB®1219 KoB/CoT®235# O•14--EKIII
Paints with me--
--Pull my finger to reply--
Moses/Ric Flair
> He *IS* Moses after all!
>(and he has quite a Flair to him!)
As much as I would be able to claim such a work of art. I did not
write it. I am trying to find out where this artist gained his
knowlege in the ways of flames. It should be required reading.
"I want to be the man that killed Hulk Hogan"
Ric Flair. 14 time Heavyweight wrestling champion of the world.
Rick Heeke
>
> I did not write any of the following. It was posted by another of
> MMMary's fans over on yahoo. She has a legion of fans and support over
> there too:
>
Ctrl C
Ctrl V
Save As MMMaryflame.doc
It's a keeper.
--
the heekster
replace "spamless" with my name, & "seattle" with foxinternet, to
respond <slugbrudda four> '55FLE, '91FLSTC
MMMARYinLA
>As much as I would be able to claim such a work of art. I did not
>write it. I am trying to find out where this artist gained his
>knowlege in the ways of flames. It should be required reading.
I'd already posted that he worked for Easyriders as a writer. He's now retired
as he is physically sick and he's lost his marbles. This is the style of his
writing for years. If only he could have had a better source of information
instead of a drunken ex-boyfriend. My ex has now said that "this guy" twisted
some things that he said. Who knows. Who cares. The guy can be witty at times
though. He was always very nice to me. Funny how things change.
>"I want to be the man that killed Hulk Hogan"
Mary
HS2BUD
>From: mmmar...@aol.comspam (MMMARYinLA)
>Date: Sat, 11 September 1999 11:37 AM EDT
Mary from 90210 wrote;
Snip.
Mary. Please shut up.
Thank you.
Tony D
Cyclone
SENS (less)
Moses/AKA Ric Flair
>I'd already posted that he worked for Easyriders as a writer. He's now retired
>as he is physically sick and he's lost his marbles. This is the style of his
>writing for years. If only he could have had a better source of information
>instead of a drunken ex-boyfriend. My ex has now said that "this guy" twisted
>some things that he said. Who knows. Who cares. The guy can be witty at times
>though. He was always very nice to me. Funny how things change.
You say your ex boyfriend was a real winner. Did you meet him through
your personal ad? Is your current boyfriend a winner like the last?
Did you meet him on your personal ad? I wonder how you will go after
your current boyfriend when he eventually wises up and pulls the plug
on this relationship.
MMMARYinLA
Waro
bikers... "transference"
MMMARYinLA wrote:
>
> Glad you enjoyed that little flame. It was written by a man who brags that "he
> has thrown up more drugs than most people have ever taken." He was a writer for
> Easyriders. Now he's sick and nuts with nothing better to do than listen to and
> believe the drivel that spewed from my ex's mouth when he was drunk one night.
> My ex had to blame someone for his current situation. EZR has subpoenaed that
> board and knows the identities of all the posters. Sure they told him to knock
> it off as we are having talks over other matters.
>
> Notice he has not followed up on his idle threat. I'm still waiting. All bark
> and no bite.
>
> ><37da604c.87688339@news>...
> >>I did not write any of the following. It was posted by another of
> >>MMMary's fans over on yahoo. She has a legion of fans and support over
> >>there too:
> >>
> >>An Open Letter to Mary Cummins and Anyone Who Believes Her Shuck ’n’
> >
> >>Jive Bullshit
> >
> >
> >snip
> >
> >I just love the smell of a well worked flame. This one was a thing of
> >beauty. Damn near brought tears to my eyes.
> >
> >
> > MWF
> > AH 52
Waro
MMMARYinLA wrote:
>
> >
> >As much as I would be able to claim such a work of art. I did not
> >write it. I am trying to find out where this artist gained his
> >knowlege in the ways of flames. It should be required reading.
>
> I'd already posted that he worked for Easyriders as a writer. He's now retired
> as he is physically sick and he's lost his marbles. This is the style of his
> writing for years. If only he could have had a better source of information
> instead of a drunken ex-boyfriend. My ex has now said that "this guy" twisted
> some things that he said. Who knows. Who cares. The guy can be witty at times
> though. He was always very nice to me. Funny how things change.
>
> >"I want to be the man that killed Hulk Hogan"
>