OT: On a ranch in Montana
Greasy Rider
ranch owner.
He tells the rancher: 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown
drugs.'
The old rancher says: 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The DEA verbally explodes sayin`: 'Mister, I have the authority
of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pant
pocket
and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the
farmer.
'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I
wish..on
any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself
clear?
Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the DEA agent
running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.
The officer is clearly terrified.
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence
and
yells at the top of his lungs...
'Your badge! Show him your fucking badge!'
Nemo
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> 'Your badge! Show him your fucking badge!'
My late FIL was a dairy farmer. You would have had him ROFLAO.
The rest of your evening is on me Sir.
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Nemo BS#220 EKIII PGR
"When you come to a fork in the road....Take it."
Yogi Berra