Re: OT funny regardless.........

[nobody #1]

nos...@home.com wrote:
> Subject: Republican & a Democrat
>
> A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
> altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
> "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
> hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
>
> The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
> balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet
> above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
> and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
>
> "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
>
> "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
>
> "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
> technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your
> information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help
> to me."
>
> The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
>
> "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
>
> "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
> going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
> air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect
> me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you
> were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
>
>

I read another one, even funnier. Don't remember all of it but it was
something about how he was going to end the liars war in Iraq and make a
profit off of the TARP money. People and their stupid jokes.

nobody #1

[DM]

On 12/14/2009 5:28 PM, Steve Irving wrote:

> I'm still trying to figure out where she said it was his fault......
>
You're still trying to figure out what the chicken was after on the
other side of the road.
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