The reunion
Dean
tell of a joyous reunion I had recently.
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning
called 'out-of-the-blue' after finding my facebook page.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we
used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting
up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.
'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.
'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit
older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I
don't really have the energy I used to have.'
She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the
challenge'.
'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a
few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle
tone....everything is sagging,
My teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great
Dane!'
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute,
and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'
So I told her to fuck off.
Dean
EKIII
'06FLHR
AH#104
> I ducked, but still got hit in the head.
You coulda taken some lessons from Bush...
sn...@trippin.com
wrote:
>Steve Irving sed:
>> I ducked, but still got hit in the head.
>
>You coulda taken some lessons from Bush...
Whoosh?
Snarl
another nogn
"AH#104" <AH...@yourhat.att.net> wrote in message
news:hfrrgk$ueq$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
> Steve Irving sed:
>> I ducked, but still got hit in the head.
>
> You coulda taken some lessons from Bush...
and the thrower was whipped in public for doing so...missing that is.
kickstart
> > Steve Irving sed:
> >> I ducked, but still got hit in the head.
>
> > You coulda taken some lessons from Bush...
>
>
> --
> Steve Irving BS#237 - Goat Head
No more Nekkid pics Steve !!!!
dp
> On 12/10/2009 1:57 PM, Dean wrote:
>>
>>
>> Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'
>>
>> So I told her to fuck off.
>>
>
>
> Not long ago, at a family birthday party for one of the
> grandkids......my wife (who's 11 years younger than I) asked me (after
> having sat across the table from my ex wife all afternoon) what the hell
> I'd ever seen in the woman (who is now 56 years old, as am I)......
>
> As I thought back to my younger days I framed my reply......
>
> "Ahhhh, you should have seen her when she was 20. Looked damned
> spectacular in a miniskirt and a halter top......." And I smiled, oh so
> slightly.......
>
> I ducked, but still got hit in the head.
>
>
Lordy you do live on the edge. If I had a wife like that I'd... oh - I do!
DUCK!
dp
Dean
>> On 12/10/2009 1:57 PM, Dean wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'
>>>
>>> So I told her to fuck off.
>>>
>>
>> Damn......
>>
>> Not long ago, at a family birthday party for one of the
>> grandkids......my wife (who's 11 years younger than I) asked me (after
>> having sat across the table from my ex wife all afternoon) what the hell
>> I'd ever seen in the woman (who is now 56 years old, as am I)......
>>
>> As I thought back to my younger days I framed my reply......
>>
>> "Ahhhh, you should have seen her when she was 20. Looked damned
>> spectacular in a miniskirt and a halter top......." And I smiled, oh so
>> slightly.......
>>
>> I ducked, but still got hit in the head.
Never, ever, say anything complimentary about an old flame to your
present lovely. Unless it's something like, she has great teeth --
for her age.
Dean
EKIII
'06FLHR
"As an American I am not so shocked that Obama
was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any
accomplishments to his name,but that America gave
him the White House based on the same credentials!"
Newt Gingrich