OT: Hanging with Tiger
Greasy Rider
If you are hanging out with Tiger, shooting pool, playing cards,
watching porn, etc. I would suggest you take a break about 01:45 until
about 03:15. This is based on happenings within the last seven days or
so. Go into town to an all night car wash, drop by the Post Office and
look at the wanted posters, maybe even cruise the automotive or
electronics section of Wal-Mart.
If you get turned away by police barricades upon your return you will
see that you used your time wisely.
(Old Chinese curse: May you have an eventful life.)
Greasy
Spunky the Tuna
> This is just a suggestion......
>
> If you are hanging out with Tiger, shooting pool, playing cards,
> watching porn, etc. I would suggest you take a break about 01:45 until
> about 03:15. This is based on happenings within the last seven days or
> so. Go into town to an all night car wash, drop by the Post Office and
> look at the wanted posters, maybe even cruise the automotive or
> electronics section of Wal-Mart.
>
> If you get turned away by police barricades upon your return you will
> see that you used your time wisely.
Been watching this thing unfold kind of half-heartedly. Talk about
somebody's life imploding completely all of a sudden! Damn.
--
Spunky the Tuna
"No nation can meet this changing world unless its people, individually
and collectively, grow in ability to understand. Ability to handle the
new knowledge, as applied to increasingly intricate human relationships."
- FDR June 30, 1938
Greasy Rider
>
> Been watching this thing unfold kind of half-heartedly. Talk about
> somebody's life imploding completely all of a sudden! Damn.
I'm not a golfer but have respected what little I knew about the
public persona of Tiger......nice young man, clean cut and a respected
athlete with no drama was my impression. Of course none of us knows
what goes on behind closed doors but I have come to realize my life is
a lot simpler than his. I hope that he can eventually get all this
stuff under control.
Greasy
JMark
Note the word "spin" in the URL...
--
JMark
Billy Cox
> Greasy Rider wrote:
>
>> This is just a suggestion......
(snip)
> Been watching this thing unfold kind of half-heartedly. Talk about
> somebody's life imploding completely all of a sudden! Damn.
I have a TV.
It's an amusing entertainment device that I use to put me to sleep.
I have a remote on-off channle/selection thingy on mine.
I know NOTHING about this "Tiger Wood" person, as watching golf is akin
to watching people play poker as a sport on ESPN, listening to CSPAN
hoping idiots will have an intelligent conversation, fishing, or seeing
if Oprah will be the next contestant with Jerry Springer, or who will be
the next idiot that puts his name on an over priced sport shoe!
But, I love the jokes about anybody that is overpaid!
x...@xxx.com
> Greasy Rider wrote:
>
>> This is just a suggestion......
>>
>> If you are hanging out with Tiger, shooting pool, playing cards,
>> watching porn, etc. I would suggest you take a break about 01:45 until
>> about 03:15. This is based on happenings within the last seven days or
>> so. Go into town to an all night car wash, drop by the Post Office and
>> look at the wanted posters, maybe even cruise the automotive or
>> electronics section of Wal-Mart.
>>
>> If you get turned away by police barricades upon your return you will
>> see that you used your time wisely.
>
>
> Been watching this thing unfold kind of half-heartedly. Talk about
> somebody's life imploding completely all of a sudden! Damn.
I barely knew who he was 4 weeks ago, now I am a fan. Go Tiger, let me
know what he is selling and I'd probably buy one.
x...@xxx.com
He paved his own way playing golf. As long as he plays well he should be
able to hook up with every bartender he meets. His public image has
improved as far as I am concerned.
Nasty
That's nice Bill. Nice moniker. How's Hillary?
Greasy Rider
> He paved his own way playing golf. As long as he plays well he should be
> able to hook up with every bartender he meets. His public image has
> improved as far as I am concerned.
As far as I am concerned infidelity shouldn't "improve his public
image" but that is just me.
Greasy
MrScottly#54
I don't subscribe to this theory, but.....
"Show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you a
guy who is tired of screwing her".
Sad, but his wife is so very pretty, ya just gotta wonder why he
couldn't be satisfied with that.
MrScottly#54
Harold Gailey
"MrScottly#54" <sco...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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MrScottly#54
Maybe he is but she's cut him off, got tired of traveling, found someone
else... the possibilities are nearly endless.
--
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DAILY RIDER NICE WEATHER; 02 FXDX 88 CI DAILY RIDER OTHER WEATHER
Jinks
Probably the same reasons you change bikes every few months.
Pretty is pretty no matter which bike (or woman), & you're always
lookin' for better performance............
With his appearance, money, & fame, temptation is a given.
Too bad it appears he lacks *any* self control. If it weren't for the
damage he's done to his wife & family the whole thing would be
amusing. He can afford the monetary damage, I wonder if he's prepared
for the emotional damage.
Jinks ('86FXRS, '07FLTR)
#64
Remember, "No good deed goes unpunished"
MrScottly#54
> On Wed, 9 Dec 2009 07:27:55 -0800 (PST), "MrScottly#54"
>>
> Pretty is pretty no matter which bike (or woman), & you're always
> lookin' for better performance............
>
Naaaaa...I usually get more than a few months out of my bikes. The
Beemer...that was a special case. I don't know why, but I just grew
to hate that fucking thing.
It was a nice ride, great power and performance, good looks....but I
think the dealer network (or lack of) and the way they treated me just
set me on fire. With a harley, i can always find another dealer, but
with Beemer, you're stuck.
Kinda like a mother-in-law.
MrScottly#54
Jinks
<sco...@yahoo.com> wrote:
<snip>
>It was a nice ride, great power and performance, good looks....but
Hold on a minute, I got confused. Are we talkin' about one of
your motorcycles,.......or Elin?
MrScottly#54
> On Wed, 9 Dec 2009 09:56:27 -0800 (PST), "MrScottly#54"
>
>
> <snip>
>
> >It was a nice ride, great power and performance, good looks....but
>
> Hold on a minute, I got confused. Are we talkin' about one of
> your motorcycles,.......or Elin?
>
> Jinks ('86FXRS, '07FLTR)
> #64
> Remember, "No good deed goes unpunished"
Motorcycle.
I'm po' folk, therefore all my "rides" are slow, heavy, and kinda
ugly.
MrScottly#54
Bob Mann
32d819...@d21g2000yqn.googlegroups.com:
> Sad, but his wife is so very pretty, ya just gotta wonder why he
> couldn't be satisfied with that.
>
>
Someone at work said pretty much the same thing.
Pretty is fine but artwork is just decoration. Seems in spite of all he
had he still had a hole to fill.
Apparently usually someone else's hole.
According to some reports he was into some pretty kinky stuff.
Maybe the ball and chain wasn't into that or it's the old Madonna/slut
thing.
He wants the Madonna at home and a slut on the road and not in the same
person.
As the song by the "Northern Pikes" said:
"She ain't pretty, she just looks that way."
--
Bob Mann
Cap'n, ah need moor pow'r.
MrScottly#54
>
> what it is funny is the fact so many people are just eat up with
> others lives
>
Naaaaaaa.....we just wish we had that much money and that many
"problems".
But seriously, he courted her for a few years before he married
her....he should have known if she couldn't satisfy his urges.
I just think it sucks for her that he couldn't find it in himself to
be a happy father/husband/person who has enough money to buy just
about anything.....but happiness, apparently.
MrScottly#54
JMark
> On Dec 10, 10:10 am, nos...@home.com wrote:
>> what it is funny is the fact so many people are just eat up with
>> others lives
>>
>
>
> Naaaaaaa.....we just wish we had that much money and that many
> "problems".
>
>
> But seriously, he courted her for a few years before he married
> her....he should have known if she couldn't satisfy his urges.
I don't recall your being married Scottly, but there can be a difference
in urge satisfaction before and after that magical nuptials ceremony.
>
> I just think it sucks for her that he couldn't find it in himself to
> be a happy father/husband/person who has enough money to buy just
> about anything.....but happiness, apparently.
--
JMark
DM
> I don't recall your being married Scottly, but there can be a difference
> in urge satisfaction before and after that magical nuptials ceremony.
Yup. It got great.
--
Fins BS#221 AH#135
2007 FLHTCU
Confuse a liberal. Use facts and logic.
AH#104
> I don't recall your being married Scottly, but there can be a
> difference in urge satisfaction before and after that magical nuptials
> ceremony.
HuH?
Billy Cox
> HuH?
He might indeed be married, JMark.
He just has a strange fascination with other peoples wives, and uses
them in his petty arguments to show and prove that he is a liar and a
fucking idiot.
Billy Cox
> The food that turns off the sex drive in women........
>
> Wedding cake........
Baked beans!
Billy Cox
> On 12/10/2009 11:55 AM, Billy Cox wrote:
>> Baked beans!
> My wife doesn't feel/act all that sexy after I've eaten a couple big
> burrito supremes......and then slide under the covers with her a couple
> hours later. Not like I hold her head under the covers or anything like
> that, I'm not THAT crude........
>
> I'm just sayin'........
Women are so very special, wonderful people.
I don't mean to brag, but I have been with a few in my younger days,
and have been married to one now since 1995 or so.
However, ALL of them said/claim they do not fart!
Women lie!
As a man with only one marrige under his belt, I suggest that one just
use the two words that keeps it succeeding..."Yes dear!"
The key to a successful marriage is to submit to her anal vapors...and
there snoring!
Forget using a noise activated recorder to catch her in the act of
SNOREDOM and/or "anal vapor releases", no matter how swell ya plook her
to orgasmic bliss that night, she will claim that was ANOTHER WOMAN you
slept with, and that YOU edited the recording!
I tried it, and my wife accused me of "being naughty" because I have
all kinds of fancy recording gear!
Then in 2004, when I rode from NJ to Nev and back, she said: "You just
want to smell other women's farts!"
"Yes dear!"
LarryInEastTn
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>
> He might indeed be married, JMark.
> He just has a strange fascination with other peoples wives, and uses them
> in his petty arguments to show and prove that he is a liar and a fucking
> idiot.
Awwww fuck. Not this again. Come on Pan, I know you have the need to call
a spade, a spade, when you believe it to be true, but give the rest of us a
break for a little while. I'll have Shirley keep your glass full, on the
house, if you'll just let it be for a bit.
--
Larry AH#136
So fucking tired, & needing a vacation.
Owner, rmh VB&G
Billy Cox
> "Billy Cox" <JimiH...@bass.gov> wrote in message
> news:4b2143c0$0$22527$607e...@cv.net...
>
>>He might indeed be married, JMark.
>>He just has a strange fascination with other peoples wives, and uses them
>>in his petty arguments to show and prove that he is a liar and a fucking
>>idiot.
> Awwww fuck. Not this again. Come on Pan, I know you have the need to call
> a spade, a spade, when you believe it to be true, but give the rest of us a
> break for a little while.
Butt, I'm an asshole... a prick... a dork... etc..
I'm also a rather large big baby, that knows how to say "he started it.."
I love to keep having at it until they realize they were so very WRONG!
And Scottly SPANKED himself, again!
I love ridiculing retards. It's fun!
And I'm fairly sure somebody wrote and told him to cool his jets!
> I'll have Shirley keep your glass full, on the
> house, if you'll just let it be for a bit.
I have no problems with you, sir.
But attack me and my wife "personaly" on usenet with goofy lies, like he
and Stafford does...fair game!
Please do not DARE to tell me/others how one should post here, as you
have the ability to ignore what you disagree with.
I am "Asshole #49" for a very good reason! :)
I will defend my beliefs.
I hope you defend yours!
LarryInEastTn
> LarryInEastTn wrote:
>
>> Awwww fuck. Not this again. Come on Pan, I know you have the need to
>> call a spade, a spade, when you believe it to be true, but give the rest
>> of us a break for a little while.
>> it be for a bit.
>
> I have no problems with you, sir.
> But attack me and my wife "personaly" on usenet with goofy lies, like he
> and Stafford does...fair game!
And I have none with you, but I do believe you missed my point.
> Please do not DARE to tell me/others how one should post here, as you have
> the ability to ignore what you disagree with.
Yep I sure do. However I try not to use the idiot bin that much, as some
idiots occasionally do have something worthwhile...occasionally.
> I am "Asshole #49" for a very good reason! :)
> I will defend my beliefs.
No doubt, but obviously tact isn't your strongest point. Ever think that
email might be a better way to do it?
> I hope you defend yours!
Always have, always will, even if I happen to be wrong. Which isn't very
often. I am "Asshole #136" for a very good reason.
Anyone else wanna share a coupla shots of vodka with me? I just opened a
fresh bottle of Blue Ice.
--
Larry AH#136
Owner, rmh VB&G
Bob Mann
>
> what it is funny is the fact so many people are just eat up with
> others lives
>
> it is their problem is there nothing better for the media to report
> on.........
It's fucked.
I haven't been following it at all except for the occasional link here
and
there.
I really don't care what he did.
--
Bob Mann
danl
I sure will! Thanks Larry. Shirley, can I get a quart of orange
juice as a chaser.
danl
danl
<and...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>Thanks! Don't mind if I do.
>
>I've been drinking rum as of late. The wife went to the Virgin Islands
>this fall and came back with a bunch of sample rums. Like the school
>kids say about Barack Hussein Obama, "Mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm." It's
>good stuff. I haven't had a beer in about 2 months, but I'm soakin' up
>the rum. I'll start drinking beer again about the end of May/first of June.
>
>Say, Larry...the boys and I watched "Land of the Lost" with Will Farrel
>and Danny McBride. Jim - the one you coaxed out of our motel room the
>night at Eddie's when he was kinda upset - said the you looked and acted
>like Danny McBride's character. (He meant it as a compliment.)
>
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjU_D7Ogj0o
>
>I think he's right, except McBride's character doesn't hold back and
>keep his opinions to himself like you do. <sfsf>
>
>Andy aka Big Stinkie BS#252 SLOB#3
Been sippin peach shine myself...MMMmmmnnn GOOD. Shoulda had him
bring me more than one bottle.
danl
Dean
>"Billy Cox" <JimiH...@bass.gov> wrote in message
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>>
>> He might indeed be married, JMark.
>> He just has a strange fascination with other peoples wives, and uses them
>> in his petty arguments to show and prove that he is a liar and a fucking
>> idiot.
>
>Awwww fuck. Not this again. Come on Pan, I know you have the need to call
>a spade, a spade, when you believe it to be true, but give the rest of us a
>break for a little while. I'll have Shirley keep your glass full, on the
>house, if you'll just let it be for a bit.
Oh let em be Larry. They enjoy the make up sex. <d/r>
Dean
EKIII
'06FLHR
Billy Cox
> "LarryInEastTn" wrote:
>
>
>>"Billy Cox" <JimiH...@bass.gov> wrote in message
>>news:4b2143c0$0$22527$607e...@cv.net...
>>
>>>He might indeed be married, JMark.
>>>He just has a strange fascination with other peoples wives, and uses them
>>>in his petty arguments to show and prove that he is a liar and a fucking
>>>idiot.
>>Awwww fuck. Not this again. Come on Pan, I know you have the need to call
>>a spade, a spade, when you believe it to be true, but give the rest of us a
>>break for a little while.
I'm just responding to posts as and when I see fit.
You know how to ignore posts... don't you?
>> I'll have Shirley keep your glass full, on the
>>house, if you'll just let it be for a bit.
I can pour and pay for my own, thank you. But,thanks anyway!)
> Oh let em be Larry. They enjoy the make up sex. <d/r>
What the heck is "Make up" sex"?
If Scottly and Stafford apply lipsticks, eyeliners, mascaras, and fruity
perfumed lubes to please each other...Ewwwww! ;/
Butt, to each their own I guess.
MrScottly#54
> And I'm fairly sure somebody wrote and told him to cool his jets!
>
I can assure you that didn't happen.
Keep flapping your gums.
MrScottly#54
MrScottly#54
>
> I don't recall your being married Scottly, but there can be a difference
> in urge satisfaction before and after that magical nuptials ceremony.
>
Kinda like the old joke....."How do you keep a girl from screwing
every night?"
A: Marry her!
MrScottly54
Billy Cox
> On Dec 10, 4:21 pm, Billy Cox <JimiHend...@bass.gov> wrote:
>
>
>>And I'm fairly sure somebody wrote and told him to cool his jets!
> I can assure you that didn't happen.
BWAAAAAHAAAAAAA!
Billy Cox
> Kinda like the old joke....."How do you keep a girl from screwing
> every night?"
> A: Marry her!
Explains the sex life you have now.
Is Ms.wrist OK?
MrScottly#54
Ok...who wrote? You're so sure of it, name them....
You thinking Jaey sent a letter from Taiwan or something?
MrScottly#54
Snag
>
> Anyone else wanna share a coupla shots of vodka with me? I just
> opened a fresh bottle of Blue Ice.
> --
> Larry AH#136
> Owner, rmh VB&G
Sure , if'n you'll let me spice 'em up with some of this home-made Galliano
... real thing is too f'n 'spensive .
--
Snag
Goes good with Smearnoff blue n' OJ too ...
Old Crow
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> LarryInEastTn wrote:
>
>>
>> Anyone else wanna share a coupla shots of vodka with me? I just
>> opened a fresh bottle of Blue Ice.
>> --
>> Larry AH#136
>> Owner, rmh VB&G
>
> Sure , if'n you'll let me spice 'em up with some of this home-made
> Galliano ... real thing is too f'n 'spensive .
Yeah, but the bottles make nice bongs.
Kalua and 8 O'clock French Roast this morning.
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Old Crow
'82 FLTC(P) 'Mistress Pearl'
'87 FLTC 'Fugly'
'61 F-100
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Snag
> Old Crow <walli...@yahoo.com> jumped up and shouted:
>> "Snag" <snag...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> news:PpCUm.21019$y%5.1...@newsfe03.iad...
>>> LarryInEastTn wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Anyone else wanna share a coupla shots of vodka with me? I just
>>>> opened a fresh bottle of Blue Ice.
>>>> --
>>>> Larry AH#136
>>>> Owner, rmh VB&G
>>>
>>> Sure , if'n you'll let me spice 'em up with some of this home-made
>>> Galliano ... real thing is too f'n 'spensive .
>>
>> Yeah, but the bottles make nice bongs.
>>
>> Kalua and 8 O'clock French Roast this morning.
>
> though, since I have to go to work later.
> --
> Tattooed Goddess
I think I'll use the other 2/3 of that bottle of Everclear to make some
Kahlua ... Tomorrow . Then let it age a week or so before I try it .
--
Snag
Yeah , like
that'll happen .
EZ
wrote:
>Kalua and 8 O'clock French Roast this morning.
I do like 8 O'clock coffee. Used to buy it at the A&P long ago, now
it's Dierberg's.
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Tommy Shannon
> On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:14:22 -0600, "Old Crow" <walli...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>>Kalua and 8 O'clock French Roast this morning.
> I do like 8 O'clock coffee. Used to buy it at the A&P long ago, now
> it's Dierberg's.
Number one rated coffee by "Consumers Reports!"
Old Crow
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Friggin' WallyWorld used to carry the original and the Columbian in large
bags. Now they've "expanded" by carrying the French Roast and a couple of
flavored variaties, but in the 12 or 14 oz size only. As much coffee as we
drink, the small bags are way too expensive for us to be drinkin' it every
day.
The up side is that Folger's has really expanded their offerings, and I
found one that's a dark enough roast for us. Still drinking the 8 o'clock
on the weekends, though.